Speaker 1: Huge entertainment news today. Okay, Selena Gomez got matching Rose
Speaker 1: tattoos with karadel Avine. Oh, I know some of you
Speaker 1: are picking your jaws up off the floor right now.
Speaker 1: I don't. But no, that's actually not the news I
Speaker 1: was referring to. Okay, I mean that did happen. I
Speaker 1: saw it did, But no, this is bigger, returning for
Speaker 1: a nineteenth incredible season. ABC just renewed Gray's Anatomy. What
Speaker 1: wow again? I thought that there was a finale like
Speaker 1: years ago. Am I wrong? Yeah? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think there's always been supposed to be a finale, but
Speaker 1: they keep pushing it back. It is Meredith Gray, still
Speaker 1: on Ellen Pompeio, yes, continues to collect paycheck after paycheck
Speaker 1: is worth so much money at Alexis probably doesn't even
Speaker 1: know who that is. I never watched the show. The
Speaker 1: show's almost as old as you are, Alexis. I still
Speaker 1: like doctor stuff. You know, it was really good at
Speaker 1: the beginning, and then it's got weird for a while.
Speaker 1: Ever since McDreamy and McSteamy were, you know, killed off
Speaker 1: or whatever happened that. Yeah, I don't know mccreamy. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't know who the new love interest is. I
Speaker 1: think it's mc bacon McDonald's now. Oh yeah, McMuffin, yeah,
Speaker 1: McMuffin yeah. I'm all about that. But Ellen said before
Speaker 1: that she plans to finish out the show and stay
Speaker 1: on until it's over. Of course, a lot of people
Speaker 1: on Twitter have been making jokes about that. One person said,
Speaker 1: the year is twenty eighty seven and Grayson Atomy will
Speaker 1: be returning for its one hundred and seventy sixth season,
Speaker 1: with the late Ellen Pompeo coming back from the dead
Speaker 1: once again to reprise her role as Meredith Gray. I
Speaker 1: feel like that checks out, Like that is beyond and
Speaker 1: like I love how most shows have to write in
Speaker 1: the lead dies. They're just gonna wait till she actually died, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then write her back in Yeah, and Gray Atomy
Speaker 1: actually becomes a senior summer. I get it, though. I mean, Abs,
Speaker 1: he has this show, they know it, and people like it.
Speaker 1: It's like being in a relationship, you know, They're like,
Speaker 1: I don't do I really want to like start all
Speaker 1: over again and hop back on the dating apps and
Speaker 1: try and find a younger, hotter show or shall not
Speaker 1: be a thing? I mean what are they going to
Speaker 1: do put another Dancing with the Stars on? They don't
Speaker 1: have a lot of great options, or just do a
Speaker 1: new medical show. But like this time, it's a toddler,
Speaker 1: that's a surgeon, that's forever ago yea make it, Yeah
Speaker 1: they really will, but yeah, text in seventy five nine two.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna keep watching Grey's Anatomy? And what are
Speaker 1: your thoughts on this? They go mess tattoo. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: move on to the shock calling question of the day.
Speaker 1: We've got a bucket full of names. We're gonna draw
Speaker 1: one out to who gets asked the trivia question. If
Speaker 1: you answer wrong, the punishment is to get shocked while
Speaker 1: you sing the song. So text into seven eighty five
Speaker 1: to nine two and tell us which one you'd like
Speaker 1: to hear. I'm not even going to reach the bucket. No,
Speaker 1: go ahead, reach in the bucket every day every day
Speaker 1: when we do this, who'd you get? Who's it's Dusty?
Speaker 1: It's Dusty, Jeff gonna ride you like a reindeer. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, that's written months ago. Am I going to
Speaker 1: put on the shot collar? Is as another group question?
Speaker 1: Go ahead and put it on, Jeff, tell us the
Speaker 1: shot collar question of the day. When it comes to
Speaker 1: difficult dishes, anyone can botch a beef Wellington or mess
Speaker 1: up minnestroni, but it takes a true passenger on the
Speaker 1: struggle bus to fumble a more simple recipe. A new
Speaker 1: pole found fifty six percent of us have screwed up
Speaker 1: cooking something that is considered easy. The Pole also asked
Speaker 1: people what is the hardest easy thing to make? I'll
Speaker 1: tell you the number one answer on the list was pancakes. Pancakes,
Speaker 1: You need to tell me the rest of the top five,
Speaker 1: in no particular order. Okay, because I have an idea,
Speaker 1: everyone can help, Okay, Yeah, yeah, I was a server
Speaker 1: for a long time, and I've talked to many chefs
Speaker 1: and they always say that to get the tolk blanc
Speaker 1: their hat, you have to learn how to make an omelet.
Speaker 1: I don't think you should think from a chef's perspectives,
Speaker 1: but I do think. I do think eggs would be
Speaker 1: on the list because over easy eggs when I break
Speaker 1: the yolk, like totally even scrambled eggs and you cook
Speaker 1: them too long in the robbery. Yeah, eggs are really good.
Speaker 1: Yet something to do that no one knows how to
Speaker 1: do eggs the right way? What about ants on a log?
Speaker 1: I don't get really messy. Sometimes the rains go rogue.
Speaker 1: I knows. I don't know that that's considered cooking. That's
Speaker 1: just assembling. I don't know you're putting. I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I mean, another easy recipe that's easy to mess up
Speaker 1: is grilled cheese because you can burn it so quickly,
Speaker 1: you know, like you forget about it, or you cook
Speaker 1: it too hot and the cheese doesn't melt on the inside. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's not bad. Let's get question one more time. More
Speaker 1: than half of the general public has admitted to botching
Speaker 1: a simple meal. Pancakes is the number one thing they
Speaker 1: struggle with, and many of us still feel like we
Speaker 1: don't do a great job, you know, batter going everywhere.
Speaker 1: I asked you to tell me the rest of the
Speaker 1: top five hardest easy dishes to make, in no particular order,
Speaker 1: and speaking of a golden delicious pancake, I'm going to
Speaker 1: serve you up a golden gas. Tell me something you
Speaker 1: think is on the list, and I'll tell you if
Speaker 1: you're correct. Okay, I'll go with Brooks grilled cheese. It's
Speaker 1: grilled cheese. On there. Grilled cheese is not cheese. Okay,
Speaker 1: I know you guys make fun of my mac and cheese.
Speaker 1: Part of the reason I don't do a rust butter
Speaker 1: or milk is well and don't buy it but be
Speaker 1: it's because it's always hard to know the amount. It's
Speaker 1: like it gets too milky or like it's literally but
Speaker 1: it doesn't work like that, it does. I think other
Speaker 1: people have issues. I think that suation. I do think
Speaker 1: that it should be some things that come pre made
Speaker 1: in a box, like pan cakes, to where all yous
Speaker 1: to do is like add water. Yeah, it's I was thinking.
Speaker 1: One that I always kind of struggle with embarrassingly is rice.
Speaker 1: I and so many people are very specific about how
Speaker 1: they like their rice cooked. Yeah, there is an art
Speaker 1: to cooking rice, for sure. I feel like, go on
Speaker 1: like ethnicities. You do the finger trick. Everybody knows. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's what's the finger trick. The finger trick you gotta
Speaker 1: go to your first knuckle. You don't have the I
Speaker 1: don't know what this cooking we're talking about. It's like
Speaker 1: consistent person, you put the water to your first knuckle
Speaker 1: on your pinkie and you get perfect rice every time.
Speaker 1: But white people. Maybe I don't know. I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: rice in there. Yeah, we're getting already people are like,
Speaker 1: yeah the finger trick. Does a steak qualify as an
Speaker 1: easy because all that you just put the meat in
Speaker 1: there and then you like cook. But yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: so hard. Yeah, but if you're gonna go with that,
Speaker 1: I would also say salmon, but it's fish considered it
Speaker 1: easy thing to eat, Like if I'm gonna go buy
Speaker 1: it fish to cook, that's true, that's true. I agree,
Speaker 1: But you're right, I thought really hard to We're running
Speaker 1: out of time here, so I'm just gonna lock in
Speaker 1: these four. I'm gonna do eggs, rice, pasta, and steak.
Speaker 1: Okay solid. According to a new poll of home cooks
Speaker 1: all over North America, these are the hardest easy recipes
Speaker 1: that people screw up. I already told you. Number one
Speaker 1: was pancakes. Number two on the list was eggs. You got.
Speaker 1: Number three on the list was pasta or mac and cheese. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Number four on the list was rice. You also got
Speaker 1: that correct. So your final guest was steak. And number
Speaker 1: five on my list, it was said in the room,
Speaker 1: was fish. Wow. Okay, it's so hard to cook. Correctly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't get them all right, so I'm gonna get shocked.
Speaker 1: And somebody wanted to hear the song no promises by
Speaker 1: cheat codes and demilvada promises, no promises, no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: just be careful. We got to play that version. That
Speaker 1: was your botch shot on the question Another day, Broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Have you ever heard the
Speaker 1: term slippery slope? Yes, you do one teeny little thing
Speaker 1: that's kind of bad. Yeah, not that bad, but then
Speaker 1: you do it again. Yeah, it's time. It's a little
Speaker 1: bit worse. It gets worse, and the next thing you know,
Speaker 1: you've started down a long, dark, dangerous path and it's
Speaker 1: impossible to get out. Welcome to my career in radio.
Speaker 1: I remember thinking like, oh, yeah, I'm just gonna do
Speaker 1: like a quick little internship here, three months at the
Speaker 1: radio before I move on radio in general. Just this building.
Speaker 1: You haven't left this building a decade here, but one
Speaker 1: of our listeners started on a slippery slope about a
Speaker 1: year ago, and now he cannot get out. He's worried
Speaker 1: that the authorities or even the FBI might come knocking
Speaker 1: on his door soon. Oh gosh. And so it's been
Speaker 1: on his conscious he just has to tell someone, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna hear his confession in a brand new mass
Speaker 1: speaker coming up at seven. Confession I can't take back,
Speaker 1: girl Farms speaker. Like a frat boy who just took
Speaker 1: one too many yeager bombs at the bity tidy whitey party.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's better to just get it out be done
Speaker 1: with it. Wow, that's a big lesson, you learn. That's
Speaker 1: what the segment is for. Because one of our listeners
Speaker 1: is already on the line, ready to confess something crazy
Speaker 1: that's happened in his life. He's chosen to use the
Speaker 1: fake name Jerry today. So Jerry, ready to get it out? Yes,
Speaker 1: I am ready. How are you feeling right now? I'm
Speaker 1: a little nervous right now? Yeah, okay, Well, don't be nervous.
Speaker 1: Because the voice changer is on. You are now the
Speaker 1: mass speaker, no one would be able to recognize who
Speaker 1: you are. So whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. So,
Speaker 1: I may have gotten myself into some legal trouble here,
Speaker 1: Are you sure it's the best idea to be talking
Speaker 1: about this on the radio? Legal problems after you tell
Speaker 1: us are the police going to be busting down our
Speaker 1: studio doors. No, I don't think so, but it is
Speaker 1: I may have legal trouble with a celebrity. Celebrity, okay,
Speaker 1: now what's going on? Uh? So it all started by
Speaker 1: a year ago. I had this guitar pick I got
Speaker 1: from a Arrowsmith concert, tossed it in the crowd. I
Speaker 1: caught it. Okay is a famous band? Okay? Yes? And
Speaker 1: then last year I was going through some drawers and
Speaker 1: stuff and I found it and I didn't want anymore.
Speaker 1: So I thought, you know what, I'll just put it
Speaker 1: on eBay. See if anybody wants it. What would that
Speaker 1: sell for? Like five bucks or something? Sixty sixty bucks
Speaker 1: Steven Tyler or something. Yeah, but how do you authenticate that,
Speaker 1: you know, like you just claim it on eBay? But
Speaker 1: I guess people pay for anything, Prince dust it. I mean,
Speaker 1: sixty bucks is a pretty solid price to get for
Speaker 1: a little tiny piece of plastic, right, And like you said,
Speaker 1: people will buy just about anything. Yeah. So once that happened,
Speaker 1: I thought I might be on the something here. And
Speaker 1: if I started selling a bunch of memorabilia from people,
Speaker 1: I could really make a fortune and supplement my income.
Speaker 1: Problem is I don't own any famous people's stuff, Like,
Speaker 1: so how do you get it? I've been going to
Speaker 1: thrift stores and Goodwill and finding cheap vintage items, and
Speaker 1: then what I've done is I'll match them up with
Speaker 1: old photos of celebrities wearing something similar, and I'll just
Speaker 1: say it was theirs. This feather boa was worn by
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande on her whatever tour. Does that work? It works?
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure what's gonna work, but people actually buy them,
Speaker 1: and like when you post the picture next to the item,
Speaker 1: they don't question it. What's the most expensive thing you've
Speaker 1: sold so far? And who who's did you say it was? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: the most expensive is what's got me in trouble. But
Speaker 1: up until this is what happened up So, there was
Speaker 1: this old picture of Snoop Dog wearing these plain gray sweatpants,
Speaker 1: and I found a pair of gray sweatpants at Goodwill,
Speaker 1: so I bought them so like three bucks and sold
Speaker 1: them for two hundred bucks old saying there's Snoop doggs.
Speaker 1: I think I would pay two hundred bucks for Snoop
Speaker 1: Dog sweatman. That's pretty awesome. I just think like he's
Speaker 1: taking a sharpie and writing snoop on the inside as
Speaker 1: if his mother was his clothes. Well no, once again,
Speaker 1: I posted it with the pictures. Yeah, just like this
Speaker 1: old scarf. I found this old scarf. I said it
Speaker 1: was Nick Jonas's scarf from a concert when he was sixteen. Boom,
Speaker 1: three hundred bucks. Whoa, Let me wait a second. You're
Speaker 1: telling me that the scarf that I bought from you
Speaker 1: scarf started. Don't you feel terrible like you're taking advantage
Speaker 1: of people's like fandom? And I don't feel terrible at all.
Speaker 1: These people get an item that they think belongs to
Speaker 1: somebody that they love and in mire, and I get
Speaker 1: a little extra money in my bank account. But that
Speaker 1: I think I got a little too cocky with that attitude,
Speaker 1: because here's here's where the trouble started. A few weeks ago,
Speaker 1: I tried to sell an old bandana online and I
Speaker 1: said it was from a really popular rapper. Okay, I
Speaker 1: put it online for two thousand dollars one thousand just
Speaker 1: to help it sell. I put the picture of the
Speaker 1: person next to it, and I also made a fake
Speaker 1: authenticity ticket with a number. The whole shmar Sure you're
Speaker 1: getting smart with your scams. No, I thought I was
Speaker 1: taking my scam not a scam, like I said, I
Speaker 1: don't think Okay, I was taking my game up a level.
Speaker 1: How about that? What happened now? One of the rappers
Speaker 1: handlers actually contacted me demanding that I take the post down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: saying that bandana is a fake, and they threatened legal
Speaker 1: action against you before I could take it down. It's
Speaker 1: sold for two grands. I mean, what did you do?
Speaker 1: Just refund the person their money and say sorry, can't
Speaker 1: give it to you. I kept the money. Well, what
Speaker 1: the way I'm looking at it is they might not
Speaker 1: know that it's sold. You know, I could tell them
Speaker 1: that I took it down. Yeah, they usually trust a
Speaker 1: scammer's word on things like if you just tell them
Speaker 1: you're not doing it anymore. That usually yes, I could
Speaker 1: technically say it's not it technically is not up anymore.
Speaker 1: It's not your dude. What if it's like them posing
Speaker 1: as a buyer just to like get you in your
Speaker 1: own game? You know what I mean? Well, that's so
Speaker 1: that's why I don't know if I'm going to get
Speaker 1: suit or what? Wow? Issue do you and you still
Speaker 1: don't feel guilty? Right? I don't feel guilty. Everybody gets
Speaker 1: what they want. And you said earlier, if these people
Speaker 1: can't afford, I'm teaching them a lesson too far. I
Speaker 1: just can't wait until in the next few months when
Speaker 1: we hear this big rapper come out with this song
Speaker 1: like Who's Stole I've been day? Remember texting to seven
Speaker 1: eighty five to nine two. If you have a confession
Speaker 1: that you've been holding onto, we can hide your identity
Speaker 1: by masking your voice so you can become to the
Speaker 1: next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up next right after
Speaker 1: I get my refund for that three hundred dollars broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning, let's get to your phone tap.
Speaker 1: And today we call a woman whose apartment is about
Speaker 1: to undergo a major reconstruction. Okay, that's why we have
Speaker 1: Jose pose as the leasing manager to tell her, actually,
Speaker 1: the damage is a lot worse than we originally thought it. Yes,
Speaker 1: so it might be a little bit tougher to get
Speaker 1: in and out of her apartment. But you know what,
Speaker 1: just like Jose is in real life, he has a
Speaker 1: totally practical solution and he knows it's gonna work for everyone.
Speaker 1: For surely, you'll hear in your brand new phone tap
Speaker 1: right now on the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is Reggie
Speaker 1: from the leasing office. Is this Aaron? This is How
Speaker 1: can I help you? Hi, Aaron? I was just checking in.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen all the things that
Speaker 1: we posted around the building. We've been putting a lot
Speaker 1: of flyers in your mailbox too, about the construction in
Speaker 1: the hallway. It's going to be starting next week. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen them. Okay, good. Well, the construction guys were
Speaker 1: here earlier today and they were doing some prep work
Speaker 1: and it turns out it's a lot worse than they thought. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a leak in the roof and apparently that water
Speaker 1: kind of got into the walls and all into the floors.
Speaker 1: You know, everything is wood and there's just dry rot everywhere.
Speaker 1: So we kind of need another way for you to
Speaker 1: access your unit. I'm sorry, I'm just trying to understand.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me that I need to find another
Speaker 1: way to access my unit because there's a lot of damage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just way too dangerous, you know, with all the
Speaker 1: repairs going on, and I mean the floor are literally
Speaker 1: falling apart. I can't go into my apartment? Is that
Speaker 1: what you're telling me right now? I just want to
Speaker 1: be very clear. Well, I have good news and bad news. Technically,
Speaker 1: you are correct, we can't allow you in the unit,
Speaker 1: but just not through the front door. Well, then, how
Speaker 1: the hell am I going to get into my apartment?
Speaker 1: I thought of that, and we came up with a solution.
Speaker 1: I went to Craigslist and I found an old defunct
Speaker 1: airline that's selling off their emergency slides. You know, the
Speaker 1: emergency exit slides. Okay, so at least there's a way
Speaker 1: for you to get down because they're inflatable and they're quick.
Speaker 1: I am hearing that I have to use a deflatable
Speaker 1: What inflatable? I'm sorry? Imagine, well, attach the slide to
Speaker 1: your balcony window, because thank goodness, you have a window, right,
Speaker 1: and then you just slide on down boom you park
Speaker 1: right there. Imagine that, get off right into your car.
Speaker 1: I am just so frustrated right now that you are
Speaker 1: asking me to go down a slide, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: sounds very unsafe. I wouldn't say unsafe. I mean we
Speaker 1: tested it with a dog and he seemed super happy,
Speaker 1: sliding all the way down. Stop, Okay, stop, I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're telling me at this point. None of
Speaker 1: this makes sense. And what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 1: How am I supposed to get into my apartment? How
Speaker 1: about that? That's the best part. We ended up getting
Speaker 1: a cargo net from a condemned trampoline park. It's really smart, insane,
Speaker 1: you're insane. I wouldn't say that. I mean, you just
Speaker 1: climb up the net. It's pretty safe unless you get
Speaker 1: stuck halfway up. Well, we we had to put an
Speaker 1: emergency whistle up there in case you gets stuck because
Speaker 1: it is no there's a little stoop. It's the fourth floor,
Speaker 1: so I am not climbing up a ladder. Well, it's
Speaker 1: not a ladder, it's a cargo net. So that's not
Speaker 1: climbing up a cargo Netmas, I'm going home. I'm going
Speaker 1: to pack my s and I'm going to leave. I'm
Speaker 1: canceling my lease today. Okay, Well, at this point I
Speaker 1: should let you know that you really can't access your
Speaker 1: apartment when you climb up the net. You're going to
Speaker 1: have to go into a guy named Mike's apartment. It's
Speaker 1: down the half of yours. Okay, right now, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to mike apartment. Do you like the monkey bars
Speaker 1: shut off? Because we have monkey bars for you. You
Speaker 1: can't touch the floor. It's like a game of lava
Speaker 1: hired you. You sound like the biggest idiot I have
Speaker 1: ever heard. How do you have a job? You know what?
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey asked me that same question every day.
Speaker 1: They're like, how do you How do you work at
Speaker 1: the radio station and just a mess with people and
Speaker 1: be silly all day? I don't know how I do
Speaker 1: it either, yea, yeah, like what I'm doing with you
Speaker 1: right now? This brank phone call, your sister Delia set
Speaker 1: you up? How do you know, Delilah, because this is
Speaker 1: actually a prank phone call. My name's jose from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Your sister told us that you've been
Speaker 1: complaining a bunch lately because they have so much construction
Speaker 1: going on in your building right now, so she knew
Speaker 1: you'd be ready to blow. Okay, So my apartment's okay, right, yes, well, okay,
Speaker 1: thank god. Now we still did put the slide in
Speaker 1: just because it sounds like a lot of fun, right,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm good. I'm really good. Thank you. All right,
Speaker 1: it's your dry Rock week of every Morning Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Today, we're going to attempt to
Speaker 1: answer a burning question that young women everywhere have been
Speaker 1: asking themselves for years, How do I get myself a
Speaker 1: date with the air to a mega fortune answer? Alexis
Speaker 1: actually had a chance at that once and she blew it.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: But now there is a listener who's in a very
Speaker 1: similar situation, and this time we want to get it right. Oh,
Speaker 1: now you want to help she's already faltered once. Can
Speaker 1: we help her save it? With a brand new edition
Speaker 1: of Textual Healing. We're gonna try to do it. Coming
Speaker 1: up next, text Jubu he then text Ubu. You know,
Speaker 1: most people will have ten fingers, but if there's an
Speaker 1: emergency and you need an eleventh to get the job done, texting,
Speaker 1: of course you've come to the right place. With Textual Healing,
Speaker 1: we're the eleventh finger. We are if you haven't heard
Speaker 1: it before. It's basically our way to help out our
Speaker 1: listeners who need a little bit of advice on what
Speaker 1: to say in a text conversation, and so who's today's
Speaker 1: honored guest that needs our magical eleventh finger. But her
Speaker 1: name is Valerie. Valerie, welcome to the show. Hie, she's
Speaker 1: creaked out by it. It doesn't matter whatever finger you need.
Speaker 1: So Valerie, tell us a little bit about situation that
Speaker 1: you're dealing with and how we can help heal you
Speaker 1: textually of course. Oh well I'm gonna need the healing. Um.
Speaker 1: So I met this guy Tom at a happy hour.
Speaker 1: He's my friends co worker, and you know, he was
Speaker 1: a my sky and everything. I mean, I wasn't necessarily
Speaker 1: attracted to him, but I guess my friend thought it
Speaker 1: was a good idea to give him my number when
Speaker 1: he asked for it. So that's what happened. Oh, she
Speaker 1: gave him your number, yes, without asking my permission, And
Speaker 1: then I got a random test. Okay, oh yeah, what
Speaker 1: did he say? So he asked me out? I was like,
Speaker 1: my initial thought was like, that was really nice. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I know this sounds kind of shallow, but I'm really cute,
Speaker 1: Like I'm hot. I get a lot of guys after me,
Speaker 1: so I'm I'm used to it, and he's not really
Speaker 1: my type, so I kind of wanted to blow him off,
Speaker 1: and the nicest way possible, you could have just led
Speaker 1: with he's not my type. I do and I like that,
Speaker 1: but we probably don't need to tell him that, like
Speaker 1: I'm hotter than you. Yeah, so is that what you
Speaker 1: need our help with to let him down? Well, I
Speaker 1: guess a little deeper. So, um, I decided to just
Speaker 1: lie to him. I don't want to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: you're a few years older than me, I'm not really
Speaker 1: into you. Ever received hairline? Is that brutal? No, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say that to him. Yeah. No, I just went
Speaker 1: the route of like, oh, I'm really sick, maybe some
Speaker 1: other time. And then a week later, like clockwork, he
Speaker 1: messaged me again and asked me for drinks for this
Speaker 1: upcoming weekend. So yeah, I think you're getting confused with
Speaker 1: like calling sick for work, And well I took whatever
Speaker 1: excuse I could think of, because you know, I thought
Speaker 1: that was the easier way out. And now I'm just
Speaker 1: in a little deep because I, Um, I told him
Speaker 1: that a family member passed away and I'd be out
Speaker 1: of town for the funeral. What Oh my god, So
Speaker 1: first you were sick and now somebody's dead. It happens, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: next week you're in jail. Hurricane is happening. I can't,
Speaker 1: so we're doing damage control. Then well it gets more complicated, guys,
Speaker 1: Oh no, what what happened? Oh? Well, so I tested
Speaker 1: my friend and I was like, here's what's going on.
Speaker 1: I like this guy, like he's a nice gybe, but
Speaker 1: he's not really my type. And she's like, well he's
Speaker 1: really really rich. Oh like just a heads up. And
Speaker 1: then I did what every girl would do and just
Speaker 1: googled his name and I found out that he's the
Speaker 1: heir to a huge fortune. Like the company his grandfather
Speaker 1: started has been around like I don't know, a hundred
Speaker 1: years or something like that. Oh oh my god, who
Speaker 1: wading hairline just got hot? Yeah, so it's actually a
Speaker 1: company that like anybody that went into a Verse three store,
Speaker 1: Like you guys have seen this company a million times.
Speaker 1: I almost fell off my chair when I read this,
Speaker 1: So of course I was like, oh my god, what
Speaker 1: did I do? So after you found out that now
Speaker 1: he's super rich, now you're interested. So now I'm totally interested. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: so now you can be a tray to him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it works like that, Brooke I do sound so it
Speaker 1: doesn't work like that in my head. Okay, so we're
Speaker 1: moving forward to money is an attractive thing. Yeah, apparently power,
Speaker 1: but you still have to have sex with it. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, close your eyes. It's just it doesn't
Speaker 1: work for me, but it works for you. I just
Speaker 1: want to say something. He's not the worst guy I've
Speaker 1: ever seen, Like, he's not that bad, but the money
Speaker 1: took him to another level. You girls want to talk
Speaker 1: about anyway, I got so I made it even worse
Speaker 1: and I texted him again and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, you won't believe it. My aunt woke up
Speaker 1: in the coffin and I'll speak out. What Wow? Oh
Speaker 1: so now you're free. She's fine. Yeah, but you honestly
Speaker 1: told him my aunt woke up in the coffin. Even
Speaker 1: use the emoji. My family is burying their aunt alive.
Speaker 1: That's what I want to know. How does he respond
Speaker 1: to that text? He actually hasn't responded yet. Yeah. It
Speaker 1: really dumb, and I really want to go on a date.
Speaker 1: And now I got myself in trouble. I have no
Speaker 1: idea what to say. Hence why you guys hopefully will
Speaker 1: be my saviors oh wow, Wow, you have dug us
Speaker 1: a giant hole to crawl out of. But we're doing
Speaker 1: a follow up text and my aunt woke up in
Speaker 1: a coffin. Yeah. Well, I mean I think you just
Speaker 1: need to get a sympathy back now and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: actually she died again, so funerals back on. No, honestly,
Speaker 1: I think you probably at this point just need to
Speaker 1: own up to what you've done and just say that
Speaker 1: like it was a joke. That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, a joke. Sorry, just say sorry, I
Speaker 1: have a dark sense of humor or something. Sorry, bad joke,
Speaker 1: you know, like a joke it does yeah, like you
Speaker 1: can get away happen. Yeah, I mean, actually that's that's
Speaker 1: what I was thinking of texting. But I needed your
Speaker 1: confirmation to know it was okay to say that, yeah,
Speaker 1: just what, sorry, bad joke and like maybe like a
Speaker 1: like a sideways sideways face Okay, okay, hold on, and
Speaker 1: you could even add that was a lot funnier in
Speaker 1: my head, do you know what I mean? Because I
Speaker 1: think everyone can understand when you send a joke via
Speaker 1: text that you think is going to be really funny,
Speaker 1: and even when you reread it, you're like, oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: well and somebody knew, like if it was like one
Speaker 1: of your bestias, you totally they know your sense hum totally.
Speaker 1: Val Are you sending that? Oh? I send it, I
Speaker 1: send it already scanned. Okay, okay, so now we wait,
Speaker 1: all right, well that's good though. This is at least
Speaker 1: he can you know, just say, well, okay where he'll say,
Speaker 1: ha ha ha weird weird read on your humor right now,
Speaker 1: But that's okay. I'm sorry interrupt you guys that wait,
Speaker 1: there's Duff already. Okay, he's texting back. Whoa he didn't
Speaker 1: respond to the first Yeah, no, I'm sorry, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He said, Wait, were you joking that your aunt woke
Speaker 1: up in the coffin or that she died? Just say,
Speaker 1: just say all of it? Of that do you think, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a huge liar. You can't trust anything else. You
Speaker 1: want to say she was in the hospital, but she's
Speaker 1: one hundred percent better now. You never just say I'm
Speaker 1: joking about her waking up. Yeah, the dead aunt, like
Speaker 1: if they still free, I don't know. Yeah, you can
Speaker 1: you can at least get a date if you still
Speaker 1: have a dead aunt. You can't get a date if
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I joked about the whole thing. You know,
Speaker 1: you on a date if you haven't dead an So
Speaker 1: what what if you just don't go into specifics about
Speaker 1: what you were joking about. Just say no the aunt
Speaker 1: waking up, but I am free this weekend. To the
Speaker 1: next part of the conversation, trying not to stick too long.
Speaker 1: I even think of that, Valerie, what do you think? No,
Speaker 1: I think that sounds good, because like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: do well if he keeps trying to get details. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what brand of coffin did she wake up in? I
Speaker 1: just bought the company? Okay, so I wrote I was
Speaker 1: joking about the waking up part. Anyway, turns out I'm
Speaker 1: free this weekend. Okay with a smiley face. Maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: sent sent it all right? So that sent out. We
Speaker 1: need to go to break real quick. So we're going
Speaker 1: to play a song. We'll come back and see how
Speaker 1: millionaire billionaire Tom responds when we do more textual healing. Next,
Speaker 1: we're in the middle of textual healing with one of
Speaker 1: our listeners named Valerie, and she's trying to get a
Speaker 1: date with a guy that she's kind of blown off.
Speaker 1: Twice already, but then she found out that he's loaded
Speaker 1: and the air to a megafortune. Apparently that's her number
Speaker 1: one love language. So right now she's trying to back
Speaker 1: out of the second excuse that she used, which was
Speaker 1: her aunt passed away tragically. Yeah, so we're in the
Speaker 1: middle of backing out of that. The last text that
Speaker 1: she sent, she said she was joking about her family
Speaker 1: member waking up in a coffin. Oh yeah, but said, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm still down to clown this weekend. Yeah. Don't know
Speaker 1: if that's really the best way to handle this, but
Speaker 1: you know what, let's see if the guy responded, Valerie,
Speaker 1: has he sent anything back? He did, Oh, oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: we ended on a real big positive that you were free. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: he's very curious because he's like, okay, question mark, question mark,
Speaker 1: question mark. So what happened to the funeral? Why would
Speaker 1: he ask? Guy? Why did why did you have to
Speaker 1: Why did you have to tell your hand tied? Why
Speaker 1: couldn't you have just said you're busy, like every other
Speaker 1: human on the planet would have said. And you want
Speaker 1: to get a time machine and reverse and go back
Speaker 1: and read the look, I think we're dealing with the
Speaker 1: air to a megafortune here. So during the break I
Speaker 1: actually looked up how to attract a rich guy, and
Speaker 1: lots of dating experts weighed in. But I liked one
Speaker 1: comment from plug Butt sixty two, who said, get a
Speaker 1: boob job. But they always tell me that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I have to no, seriously, one of the x It's
Speaker 1: really said, rich men like sensible women who have other
Speaker 1: things going on in their lives besides just dating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like funerals with funerals, taken a class, you know, being
Speaker 1: social with their other friends, et cetera. So, Valerie, do
Speaker 1: you have any hobbies or sensibilities you could like weave
Speaker 1: into this conversation? Is this like pride and prejudice? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're dealing with rich elite men. Okay, what's a rich man?
Speaker 1: I've never had, Valerie. I mean I do like rock climbing,
Speaker 1: and I mean I could actually say, hey, that's how
Speaker 1: my aunt died. Oh no, I think we need to
Speaker 1: be the past. And you kid, you just have to
Speaker 1: say the food. Valor said she was joking. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: got a very dry, very raw sense of Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like it, Valerie, It's not good. Well, you have to
Speaker 1: address the funeral first. Right in the text, you have
Speaker 1: to say the few geral got moved, just leave up general.
Speaker 1: I was actually thinking maybe I can tell them the
Speaker 1: funerals at noon and I'm free, like later in the
Speaker 1: day or at night. Like most people wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: take you out on a date after you've been crying.
Speaker 1: People would like to go out on a date after
Speaker 1: a funeral. You wear a little black dressed to both
Speaker 1: Oh yes, sexy like time. Yeah like, oh, the funerals
Speaker 1: earlier than I thought. I can still make it, okay, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that when you lie, you don't want to
Speaker 1: give specifics because then you're gonna have to remember specifics
Speaker 1: and that's bad. Okay, well this is why I'm coming
Speaker 1: to you, guys. Okay, clearly I'm not good at this,
Speaker 1: So I could just say to the funerals earlier in
Speaker 1: the day, I'm actually free at night. Just say earlier
Speaker 1: than I thought. I'm still free to go out Saturday night. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: the funerals earlier than I thought. I'm actually free at night.
Speaker 1: And kissing emoji no, no, okay, drink emoji, martini glass emoji.
Speaker 1: I don't think any emojis. Okay, did you get that
Speaker 1: one would be double smiling? True? Did you put an
Speaker 1: emoji on that? Vor? I did it. I feel like
Speaker 1: iMOS for like everything, dancing girl over the top of
Speaker 1: the clothes on the floor, emoji everything. Okay, We're gonna
Speaker 1: wait to see if he responds, but I'm in the meantime, Jose,
Speaker 1: what's your strategy? How do you get a rich girl?
Speaker 1: Rich girl? I have no idea. I get younger girls
Speaker 1: that are broke and dad have no self esteem. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: I couldn't even try if I wanted. You block yourself
Speaker 1: from their fone. I feel a comedian and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh gross, Yeah, asked her out the artist Lizzo, and
Speaker 1: she was like, oh, you're a comedian. Y'all talk about
Speaker 1: your girlfriends on stage, which is true. Yeah, right, are
Speaker 1: you trying to talk to us? Sorry? Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. What
Speaker 1: did he write back? Yeah? Yeah, So he goes, I'm
Speaker 1: actually jetting out Saturday afternoon. I'll be gone for a month,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't mind going with you to the funeral
Speaker 1: to offer some support. This guy will not get off
Speaker 1: of the funeral to get on that jet. No, okay,
Speaker 1: he wants proof and the funeral, then no, No, your
Speaker 1: family's really private. Your family's very private. They are part
Speaker 1: of a weird, weird religious sect that doesn't allow people
Speaker 1: into the inner circle. But I'm gonna know details. I mean,
Speaker 1: he can't come your your aunt would disapprove wedding or
Speaker 1: funerals everyone's allowed to or anything. No, you don't take
Speaker 1: a date to a funeral. Tell him that's tacky. I
Speaker 1: really feel like I need to connect with him though,
Speaker 1: before he leaves, or like that'll be it. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Kill your aunt so that
Speaker 1: there's a funeral this weekend? That's not a terrible idea, Like,
Speaker 1: not the killing my aunt part, But what if I
Speaker 1: just take him to like a funeral, Like I'll find
Speaker 1: some old lady you passed away. I'll go there for
Speaker 1: five minutes, like I'll start crying, I'll dress all of
Speaker 1: black all that, and then we leave and then they'll
Speaker 1: just like make out because he's going to console me
Speaker 1: and testing I've engaged to a billionaire. I'm kind of
Speaker 1: for this. Yeah, and then you don't it's all you
Speaker 1: have to go and talk to anybody, or give a
Speaker 1: speech at the funeral. You just have to pop in
Speaker 1: real quick, be like I can't. I can't. I loved
Speaker 1: her too much. I have to leave. Make sure not
Speaker 1: ugly crier, so makeup that day. I wear sunglasses. I
Speaker 1: can wear like really big sunglasses that like stay in
Speaker 1: the back and be like, oh, I can't talk to
Speaker 1: anybody in my family? Is too hard? Are you sure
Speaker 1: you don't want to just kill your in It might
Speaker 1: be easy. You're gonna funeral crash. I mean at one point,
Speaker 1: you know a lot of people may be offended by that.
Speaker 1: But if it was at my funeral, I'd be cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, if I was the dead one,
Speaker 1: I think it'd be cool. Especially if a billionaire shows
Speaker 1: up to your funeral. That makes it look extra important
Speaker 1: because it just adds a little mystery to the person's
Speaker 1: life who just died. I'm not the only one getting
Speaker 1: stiffed out here. I mean, I hate to say this,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of coming around on this idea that you
Speaker 1: just go to a random funeral. I think this is
Speaker 1: just the easiest thing. Guys, like, I've I've done myself
Speaker 1: in this whole end. No pun intended, and I really
Speaker 1: don't want to risk losing him, Like before he goes away,
Speaker 1: I need to see him and like stay in his mind,
Speaker 1: because he can go off and just meet someone else
Speaker 1: and forget about me. Yea, if I don't want that, Okay,
Speaker 1: when you're looking at the obituaries, just find someone who
Speaker 1: like seems fun loving at least. Okay? Um, I mean,
Speaker 1: what do you guys think? Like if I just say
Speaker 1: I think I might like that, is this a moral
Speaker 1: thing that we shouldn't cross? It is bad? There's nothing
Speaker 1: bad about attending somebody's funeral. Yeah, talk to anybody. I
Speaker 1: agree if she can like not finess, Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: to fight someone that's well loved though, So there's lots
Speaker 1: of people there because you don't want to show up
Speaker 1: at a lonely person people, all right, So I mean
Speaker 1: I think you have our support, Valerie, to go out.
Speaker 1: Just find a funeral, attend it for a couple of minutes,
Speaker 1: and then and then just go on your date with
Speaker 1: mister Billionairely, if you give us an update, yes I
Speaker 1: like that National news and we'll get an update. Yes,
Speaker 1: we come back and tell us what happened. I promise
Speaker 1: I will let you know what happens. I will keep
Speaker 1: you updating because this is big. Okay, okay, right now,
Speaker 1: just text him, Okay, I'll send you the info later.
Speaker 1: Plan on it Saturday morning. Huh. Okay, Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. You know what, Honestly, I don't watch
Speaker 1: a lot of television or movies right now, okay, like
Speaker 1: at all. Oh, but today producer Boyd showed Brooke and Eye,
Speaker 1: a brand new TV show that just premiered on cable.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys. And when I saw it,
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. Really, I wasn't sure it was real. Well,
Speaker 1: and that's the thing also because of of who's producing it.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a lot of questions on the legitimacy
Speaker 1: at this. Turns out it is real and you're never
Speaker 1: gonna guess who's behind it. T LC the Band's not
Speaker 1: the Girl Band Channel. They're the ones that were known
Speaker 1: for an entire season of a guy dating his car. Yes,
Speaker 1: which networks, Which is why I'm like, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: come on, it's made up. They're back and we're going
Speaker 1: to tell you what they're doing. Stay tuned a TLC
Speaker 1: The Learning Channel, Let's learn coming up next, Cake Hors
Speaker 1: and the Divorce. Yeah, it's been a while since we
Speaker 1: covered a show off TLC. I miss those promos because
Speaker 1: if you remember, they had a pretty good run of
Speaker 1: shows that were kind of salacious and shocking. Right, I'm
Speaker 1: not even talking about any the ones you just heard
Speaker 1: in that fake promo. It's hard. It's hard to tell.
Speaker 1: We have a couple of those are really good, but
Speaker 1: in the early two thousands they had actual titles like
Speaker 1: Buying Naked Ye, Extreme, Cougar Wise, Freaky Eaters, and then
Speaker 1: maybe my favorite for two seasons, Best Funeral Ever show.
Speaker 1: Those TLC kind of went away after that, it was
Speaker 1: or it was off the radar whole. Yeah. Well, and
Speaker 1: I think they came out with some type of statement
Speaker 1: that was like, we don't want to be the freak
Speaker 1: show channel. Yeah, that's not what we're going for. And
Speaker 1: then right after that they premiered My teen is Pregnant
Speaker 1: and so am I Yeah serious, So it was kind
Speaker 1: of tough to believe them on that. But remember this
Speaker 1: is all back in the mid twenty tens, and then
Speaker 1: Netflix happened, and then all of a sudden, people aren't
Speaker 1: watching cable as much as they used to HBO, Max
Speaker 1: got bigger, Disney Plus was released, Amazon Prime was on
Speaker 1: the scene, and then Netflix got a held of The
Speaker 1: Tiger King before TLC code right, and so the executives
Speaker 1: at TLC were suddenly like, Oh, we might need to
Speaker 1: get people's attention again. How are we going to do this?
Speaker 1: People are finding garbage elsewhere. Yeah, maybe being the train
Speaker 1: Wreck Channel and having millions of viewers wasn't so horrible
Speaker 1: after all. Oh, they're back to it. They've dropped the
Speaker 1: learning from the TLC. So now they've got a brand
Speaker 1: new show that's making international headlines. It's called I Am
Speaker 1: Shana Ray, which I get it's not the catchiest title,
Speaker 1: but it is one of the most shocking things that
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. Yeah, but I actually think it's like interest.
Speaker 1: Let's let's let Seanna tell you the premise of the
Speaker 1: show herself. If you were to look at me, you
Speaker 1: would think I'm just a normal little girl doing normal
Speaker 1: little girl things with my fun, crazy fan. But the
Speaker 1: truth is I'm not a little girl. I'm a woman,
Speaker 1: a twenty two year old woman trapped in the body
Speaker 1: of an eight year old crazy So yeah, she's an
Speaker 1: actual twenty two year old woman, but physically looks like
Speaker 1: an eight year old girl who's living at home with
Speaker 1: her parents, and she's definitely a little girl like, but
Speaker 1: they think this isn't like a little person thing, which
Speaker 1: sees on a bunch of shows about that. Though Sean
Speaker 1: looks and sounds like an actual child. I think. The
Speaker 1: only thing that makes me look older she wears makeup.
Speaker 1: You're right, she didn't have. She had some type of
Speaker 1: medical issue as a baby which caused her pituitary gland
Speaker 1: to just stop. So even though she's one hundred percent
Speaker 1: with it in her mind and like feels totally twenty two,
Speaker 1: her voice and her body never physically aged. And the
Speaker 1: show is so cool. It's like all of these things
Speaker 1: that she would have to overcome that you don't think about,
Speaker 1: you know, like from dating. I just think of a
Speaker 1: bouncer at a bar, exactly, no one, what do you
Speaker 1: do for you know? Fourteen sixteen eighteen episodes of Watching
Speaker 1: Sean Array, it's basically producers having her go out in
Speaker 1: the world and do adult things. And every time she
Speaker 1: goes out anywhere, all the employees are doing double takes
Speaker 1: and questioning her. Yeah, like child cps because they're pretty
Speaker 1: sure some kids on the run. You're a snapshot of
Speaker 1: Seanna attempting to get herself a beer, get a tattoo,
Speaker 1: and then go online dating. I want to get a tattoo. Um,
Speaker 1: how old you? There is an age requirement. I'm twenty two,
Speaker 1: even though I can't physically grow up. I desperately want
Speaker 1: to be treated like an adult. What are we gonna
Speaker 1: say in your bio? My relationship status single attract crapes
Speaker 1: an idiot. It is scary to put myself out there,
Speaker 1: but who have to put some risk in to get happiness?
Speaker 1: So today I am going on a line date. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. You can't see the video of that either,
Speaker 1: But the guys showing up for his blind date seems
Speaker 1: completely blindsided and shocked, like it's a date line NBC moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where are the cameras? I didn't know she was a officer.
Speaker 1: I swear. Well. The thing is is, like I hope
Speaker 1: she explained to him like her medical situation beforehand. Because
Speaker 1: it's a blind date, he doesn't get to see her.
Speaker 1: I don't think she knew anything going into that. I
Speaker 1: think he showed up just thinking like I'm going to
Speaker 1: meet a normal twenty two year old. I've been on
Speaker 1: would you date someone who was twenty two that looked eight? Jose?
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't. I mean probably I was going to
Speaker 1: think about. I mean, the thing is, though, like when
Speaker 1: you watch this, they're like putting her up to a
Speaker 1: bar and they give her a Margharita, but then they
Speaker 1: put a straw in it. Like do we want to
Speaker 1: I love her margarita just have straws in them? Bro,
Speaker 1: But would you love like you want to do as
Speaker 1: much as your kid not to? Yeah, like a child?
Speaker 1: Grab a sponge and make a little SpongeBob Garners, Yeah, cutie.
Speaker 1: Some of the other scenarios that we've seen Shauna in
Speaker 1: in the trailer include producers taken her to an adult
Speaker 1: love store to purchase videos for a bachelorette party. Brook
Speaker 1: mentioned the drinking from a straw, f the margharita, and
Speaker 1: even vaping for the very first time. I love the
Speaker 1: pure seems wrong like a child. The problem, I mean,
Speaker 1: the messed up thing is that the TLC producers are
Speaker 1: sitting in a room and thinking, what could we make
Speaker 1: a kid do? The Yeah, totally be inappropriate because we
Speaker 1: know she's not a child, But it'll be great for TV. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just wait till episode fourteen, where Seawan is operating heavy
Speaker 1: machinery by herself. A lot of people on the job
Speaker 1: side of like, oh, what's happening, dude. I want her
Speaker 1: to become like an open heart surgeon, just so that, like,
Speaker 1: you know, to see people's faces when she walks, oh,
Speaker 1: right before they go under. The show just premiered this week,
Speaker 1: so I'll text into seven eighty five nine to tell
Speaker 1: us is this something that you're going to watch? It's
Speaker 1: pretty fascinating because if you don't, TLC may be forced
Speaker 1: to create something even newer and them, Yeah, something like this.
Speaker 1: Stay tuned to TLC. Coming up next, Little People, Tricky Fidge,
Speaker 1: twelve Wives, twelve Problems followed The Small Dogs, Big Dumps,
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, Brook going for your
Speaker 1: second win in a row today and you're gonna be
Speaker 1: playing somebody who is a first timer to win Brooks Bucks.
Speaker 1: Her name's Mariah from Olympia. Hello, Maria, Hey, Okay, you
Speaker 1: sound chill, Maria, It says on my phone's gonna hear
Speaker 1: that you're working on an invention idea? Yes, what is it? Well,
Speaker 1: without saying specifics. It's basically just like an improved version
Speaker 1: of a pregnancy test that is more accurate and less expensive.
Speaker 1: Does it involve Jose putting his ear up to a
Speaker 1: woman's belly? Because that one has been invented. It's patented.
Speaker 1: You're gonna need to work on across the room, all right?
Speaker 1: Do you want to you want to patent that idea too? Yeah, sure, Jose, Radar,
Speaker 1: it's just sleeping. Marian is a future billionaire in the
Speaker 1: making once her invention comes out, but she wants one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars first. Let's send Brook out of the studio.
Speaker 1: And while that happens, Maria, you know how the game's played.
Speaker 1: You have thirty seconds to answers many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
Speaker 1: you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready? Yes?
Speaker 1: I guess, Okay, good luck. Your time starts now. Actor
Speaker 1: Liam Hemsworth celebrates a birthday today. Is he the youngest,
Speaker 1: oldest or middle Hemsworth brother middle? Every year, Saint Patrick's
Speaker 1: days celebrated on what date? March seventeenth? What does the
Speaker 1: A in the military term a wall mean pastor the
Speaker 1: average cloud? Weighs more or less than a thousand pounds.
Speaker 1: What gives beer its distinctive bitter flavor. Until recently, Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison was the host of what reality TV shows. I
Speaker 1: don't know, all right, passing bringing Brook back into the
Speaker 1: studio and Mariah, aside from your cool invention that you
Speaker 1: have coming out to you have any way, I do
Speaker 1: hear a baby kicking in the room. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's you or Brooke. I might be a client soon, Mariah.
Speaker 1: But do you have any New Year's resolutions for yourself? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I just have goals to like do some self healing,
Speaker 1: you know, like mind, body, and soul. Yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I'm on that bandwagon too. My goal this year is
Speaker 1: to do therapy for the first time. I laugh. I
Speaker 1: laugh because I haven't done it before and I obviously
Speaker 1: need it. Yeah. Self healing is a good one. I
Speaker 1: know mine is self loving so and I'm gonna work
Speaker 1: on that. As soon as we're done with this, he
Speaker 1: won't need the pregnancy test for You're ready, Yeah, your
Speaker 1: time starts now. Actor Liam Hemsworth celebrates a birthday to day.
Speaker 1: Is he the youngest, oldest or middle Hemsworth brother oldest.
Speaker 1: Every year, Saint Patrick's Day celebrated on what date? March seventeenth.
Speaker 1: What does the A in the military term a wall
Speaker 1: mean pass? The average cloud weighs more or less than
Speaker 1: a thousand pounds more? What gives beer its distinctive bitter flavor?
Speaker 1: Yeast Until Reese. Chris Harrison was the host of what
Speaker 1: reality TV show The Bachelor. All right, the answers are,
Speaker 1: and we're going to the scoreboard to check out how
Speaker 1: you did with Jose. You are a Smellway pirate hooker,
Speaker 1: is true? Mariah, you got two correct today? Okay, there
Speaker 1: you go? Or should I say twins liked it? She laughed?
Speaker 1: Studio audience also, yeah, she got two, you got free.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Mariah, can't give you any money today. We're
Speaker 1: gonna go to the answers though, actor Liam Hemsworth. Between
Speaker 1: all the Hemsworth brothers, he is the youngest, Chris is
Speaker 1: the middle brother. Luke is the oldest brother. Luke Hemsworth
Speaker 1: he's the least famous. Yeah, I don't know that guy,
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