Speaker 1: You're ready to go on one of the weirdest vacations
Speaker 1: of your life. I'm ready for any vacations. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: brooken Jeffrey in the morning. I know for me personally,
Speaker 1: I'm horrible when it comes to packing a bag for
Speaker 1: a trip. It's so hard. I end up packing like
Speaker 1: thirty different outfits for just a two nights because I
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm gonna feel like I'm wearing. Is
Speaker 1: I actually get there, Like, Am I gonna want the
Speaker 1: latex nightgown the leather one? Depends on the weather out
Speaker 1: that time. I see, I'm the opposite. Anything I can
Speaker 1: fit in my purse is good enough? Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: I need a whole another suitcase. Were all my creams
Speaker 1: and lotions and oils, which is hard to get through
Speaker 1: TSA right, Is this body gonna butter itself when we
Speaker 1: get there? No, I gotta put in the works just
Speaker 1: so much packing. Okay, but soon we may not need
Speaker 1: to worry about what to pack for a vacation ever again.
Speaker 1: It's because one of the hottest new travel trends happening
Speaker 1: right now is something called nacations. Its purposefully finding vacation
Speaker 1: spots and adventure trips that allows tour us to go
Speaker 1: completely nude the whole time. I'm hoping this is only
Speaker 1: in warm climates. Oh yeah, it's not going to be
Speaker 1: as fun if it's a cold place. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It could be kind of cool to do that up
Speaker 1: in like Greenland or something, but it's not, like, you know,
Speaker 1: clothing optional tourism is a whole new idea, but it's
Speaker 1: definitely having a really big moment right now. Nude recreation
Speaker 1: in the state of Florida alone, this is justin Florida
Speaker 1: brought in seven billion dollars. I guess Bassos just took
Speaker 1: a trip there with his girlfriend and he was like,
Speaker 1: let's buy this product. But every time I've been to
Speaker 1: a topless or nude beach, for instance, it's always old people,
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of them right now. So I
Speaker 1: forget why Florida is just bringing in the cast. I
Speaker 1: get that, But apparently nacations aren't just for like weird
Speaker 1: horny grandparents. Oh really, it's weird horny great grandparents too
Speaker 1: every age. Actually, it turns out a lot of nacationers
Speaker 1: are millennials and Gen xers who are looking to have
Speaker 1: one of those spiritual journeys of self discovery. You're rich
Speaker 1: white kids, party island. It's like where you need to
Speaker 1: find a reason to do the drugs. Yea, I never
Speaker 1: got fire fast and I'm still trying to recreate real quick.
Speaker 1: Any of you guys done nude tourism before it all.
Speaker 1: I've been to topless beaches, but not like a nudist place.
Speaker 1: Did you discover anything about yourself when you went there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my boobs are more perky than I realized. You can
Speaker 1: stand on it. That was the day that the beach
Speaker 1: got a one star review on. But it's all sorts
Speaker 1: of different ones available. Like there's naked ocean cruises. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've heard about those before. There's naked RV road trips
Speaker 1: not it doesn't feel as classic. No, that's if you're
Speaker 1: working on a budget. They have naked jungle river canoe tours.
Speaker 1: Something's getting big. Don't want to be bitten. There is
Speaker 1: Itchy and red bumps for a different reason. There's actually
Speaker 1: one travel company out there that specializes in naked trips
Speaker 1: called Bare Necessities, and you can sign up to one
Speaker 1: of their travel programs and actually go with an entire
Speaker 1: group of new travelers. So you're not doing this just
Speaker 1: by yourself and just your family. And they say all
Speaker 1: their clients walk away with lifelong connections after taking just
Speaker 1: one nation. Are you making eye contact a lot when
Speaker 1: you're on a naked vacation with other tours that you
Speaker 1: meet or you look at other places because I think
Speaker 1: I'd have a hard time. I think you have to
Speaker 1: you have to look. You have to look, and you
Speaker 1: just get out of the way. Yeah, get the awkwardness
Speaker 1: out of the way on the first like ten hours
Speaker 1: or so. You have good hand accordation for the handshakes
Speaker 1: when you meet people. In my very limited experience, I
Speaker 1: do appreciate, like I don't know, you walk away thinking, oh,
Speaker 1: all bodies are different. Yeah, and that's nice, you know,
Speaker 1: And that's something that you don't get when you just
Speaker 1: look on YouTube or you know, any media. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: everyone looks the same. Right. Are you saying that you're
Speaker 1: looking for other people's bodies on YouTube and on social
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm like, maybe I will say swimming
Speaker 1: naked it feels great that it's the best way to swim,
Speaker 1: but in that case, it's not really skinny dipping. You
Speaker 1: can't put the word skinny on that one. I really
Speaker 1: can't believe this is so popular right now? Would you
Speaker 1: do it? Jeff? You just seem like a type that
Speaker 1: would actually go to something like this and button one
Speaker 1: more button topic, Yeah, because like I could see this
Speaker 1: happening like in the set in D's sure, but in
Speaker 1: the age of the Internet, you're like begging to get
Speaker 1: yourself in tround. But that's the thing. Nobody cares anymore
Speaker 1: if you're naked on the Internet. It's not a thing
Speaker 1: like it used to be an issue, but like now
Speaker 1: you loog out it. Yeah, Britney's naked all the time.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares. All right, great, so we'll post a picture
Speaker 1: of Brooke naked on our side later. No one cares, right,
Speaker 1: I mean if my kids weren't you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But would anybody here do it? Would anybody here take
Speaker 1: a nacation? Oh I want a good tan. I hate
Speaker 1: tan lines. You just want to go through TSA in
Speaker 1: the buffs. That's what this is. Because they have that
Speaker 1: new metal detecting machine where you have to stick your
Speaker 1: hands up. Brooks naked in there text into seven eighty
Speaker 1: five to nine two. What do you think should Disneyland,
Speaker 1: get aboard the naked tourism trend. Nobody cares anymore. Right, Well,
Speaker 1: I guess your ride will be. It's a small world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: text in, Yeah, texting in, we got your phone tap
Speaker 1: coming up Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.