Speaker 1: That was messier than I thought it'd be. It's broken
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah, definitely not the first time.
Speaker 1: How did she still smell? Okay? Really? Thanks? I can
Speaker 1: hear you, Brooke talking about me, wondering what's going on.
Speaker 1: Yesterday we did an instagram live on our show's instagram
Speaker 1: at Brooke and Jeffrey, which you should all go follow,
Speaker 1: by the way, absolutely, but one of the members of
Speaker 1: our show, Alexis, lost a bet, so as a punishment,
Speaker 1: she got frozen pizza. Okay, I didn't have to get that.
Speaker 1: Brooke chose me. Okay, I just want to say that, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but the reason I chose you was because not only
Speaker 1: were you farthest away from the correct guess, meaning you lost,
Speaker 1: but you totally insulted me right before I was going
Speaker 1: to pick on it. And this is all because of
Speaker 1: a bet that we did on our show, and yes,
Speaker 1: Brooke won the bet shows Alexis to get frozen pizza.
Speaker 1: And for those of you Brook who haven't seen the video,
Speaker 1: you have to visualize this. We're all in an office
Speaker 1: break room. We threw a giant heart down on the
Speaker 1: floor because we didn't even get permission to do this
Speaker 1: from management. We just went ahead and did it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're kind of an ask forgiveness later type of shit.
Speaker 1: So we're all standing around Alexis, Brook, Jose and I
Speaker 1: and one by one we pour pizza ingredients over her head, flower, pasta, sauce, mozzarella, cheese, pepperoni. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then once she had all the ingredients on or
Speaker 1: we had to heat up our frozen pizza with their drugs.
Speaker 1: I feel so bad. I didn't realize the ingredients would
Speaker 1: congeal like they did. Yeah, I didn't realize there's so
Speaker 1: much in those little jars. Marinara, going into this Alexis
Speaker 1: before it happened, were you thinking it was gonna be
Speaker 1: this bad? Honestly? Like, No, In the morning of it,
Speaker 1: I was like, this will be fun. And then as
Speaker 1: it got like to the hour, I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: super nervous. Yeah, well, you've told me that your biggest
Speaker 1: concern about this whole thing is that you don't look
Speaker 1: cute in goa. I really don't like I look awful.
Speaker 1: Like I still stand by that Steven look hilarious. I
Speaker 1: tried to wash the goggles off, and you know when
Speaker 1: you reheat spaghetti sauce in a plastic container, and it
Speaker 1: has that like the orange tip. It never comes out. Ye,
Speaker 1: that's the color of those goggles right like eyes. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I should have just taken them off. We went with
Speaker 1: the cheapest pasta sauce that was available. I think that's why.
Speaker 1: Then afterwards, did it turn out worse than you thought?
Speaker 1: Was it just like, okay, much worse I'm cutting you
Speaker 1: off now, okay, much much much worse than I imagined
Speaker 1: or thought or thought it would feel. I actually felt bad,
Speaker 1: did you I did? Yeah, we're smiling the whole time.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Yeah, you took a lot of videos of
Speaker 1: me afterwards. It's not that I didn't like two feelings
Speaker 1: can happen at the same time, enjoy something and then
Speaker 1: also feel really guilty the room. She feels bad when
Speaker 1: you're out of the room, She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it was so fun. It's like it's like Brooks love life,
Speaker 1: but also is at the same time like you, I
Speaker 1: mean before your husband is what? I but Jose, Jose,
Speaker 1: you were there, What was your take on the event?
Speaker 1: I was so grateful. It wasn't me. I have done
Speaker 1: a million stunts on this show. These are always gross,
Speaker 1: and I was just so happy to feel like I'm
Speaker 1: growing shown how kind of happy he is. Yeah for it,
Speaker 1: you know what. I don't want to complain, but I
Speaker 1: got a bunch of flour on my shoes. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I was pretty upset. I had to wash him afterwards.
Speaker 1: That was really annoying. I agree with you. I should you.
Speaker 1: You have nice jeans on, nice jeans on, like you
Speaker 1: were saying, like if it was any of us, if
Speaker 1: it was you or me or even Brook was picked
Speaker 1: to do this, we would have been complaining all my god,
Speaker 1: and she is the best loser I've ever met. Wait,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's you to any party? Have
Speaker 1: you do party tricks like that? Not like girl that ever? Brook?
Speaker 1: Probably Actually, if she was the one getting pizza, she
Speaker 1: wouldn't have let any of them marinaro sauce touch her skin.
Speaker 1: She would have just opened her mouth and take pepperoni.
Speaker 1: It's like you how you do that? You open your
Speaker 1: throat and just oh, I would not be here today
Speaker 1: was pretty good. I don't like pepperoni so spicy for you?
Speaker 1: It is. So we had hundreds of people that were
Speaker 1: watching it happen live on Instagram. They were all leaving comments.
Speaker 1: One person said, God, I hope there's a shower in
Speaker 1: the studio. There's not. It's funny they said that because
Speaker 1: there used to be. Yeah, you used to have a
Speaker 1: shower here, but management took it out and was like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're not gonna need this. Yeah, the point. And then
Speaker 1: another person commented saying, I just watched this whole thing,
Speaker 1: and if Alexis wanted to make a lot of money,
Speaker 1: she should start in only fans where she pizzas herself
Speaker 1: every week. Honestly, it was so gross. I don't think
Speaker 1: i'd do it for money. Not interested. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Love was grosser that your hair or the feeling between
Speaker 1: your toes. Oh, it's like a tie, but like my hair.
Speaker 1: Probably my hair. Yeah, it felt like it was like
Speaker 1: a home to a lot of birds. But I've never
Speaker 1: seen you with red hair. Thank ye digital producer, Jake,
Speaker 1: you were there filming the whole thing. Where can people
Speaker 1: find the video if they want to see this my
Speaker 1: nightmares Instagram, it's already up there. We put the whole
Speaker 1: thing up immediately after. You can find on Facebook, on
Speaker 1: YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey Gosh. I feel like are
Speaker 1: you hey, aren't you impressed with Alexis? So? Yeah, that
Speaker 1: sounded sincere. As far as people who could get sauced
Speaker 1: and cheese and pepperoni, she is certainly one of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you joined a very exclusive group of pizza people that
Speaker 1: are in that category. So well, it's really good to know.
Speaker 1: Next time we do this then she no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. So out of all the bets that we've
Speaker 1: ever had to pay off on the show over the years,
Speaker 1: we've done dares and stuff, where does this one rank
Speaker 1: for you? It's real high up there. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with right behind crickets in the diaper crickets and that's
Speaker 1: still dead crickets in these Yeah, that's only because we
Speaker 1: had crickets like making noise from the walls for like
Speaker 1: two years. Okay, listen to the station and other rate
Speaker 1: other parts of the day, you would hear crickets in
Speaker 1: the background during their talking. I'm never gonna do that.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm scard. We appreciate you doing that for us,
Speaker 1: not like you had a choice. And I'm sure your
Speaker 1: roommates must be complaining that there's Pepperoni's and sausages the
Speaker 1: toilet or the bull. I literally think of the weirdest
Speaker 1: job ever the right. Yeah, but again if you if
Speaker 1: you didn't see it, or you just want to watch
Speaker 1: it over and over again. Piece of video. It's up
Speaker 1: on all the Brook and Jeffrey socials because of that challenge,
Speaker 1: We're not going to have time to do a shock
Speaker 1: collar question today. Oh okay, so let's just go and
Speaker 1: rewatch that video a million times. Let's get it to
Speaker 1: go viral. No Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning at
Speaker 1: pizzerias all over the country, people are going to be
Speaker 1: ordering the Alexis Special, which is cheese, pepperoni marinera with
Speaker 1: a tiny, little blonde girl right one of those little
Speaker 1: plastic tables. It's all because of our Instagram live video
Speaker 1: that we did yesterday where Alexis got frozen pizza. If
Speaker 1: you missed it, Alexis lost a morning show bet, so
Speaker 1: as a punishment, we all went into the office break
Speaker 1: room yesterday, laid down a tarp and covered her in
Speaker 1: flower marinaro, sauce, mozzarella, cheese, and pepperoni, and then we
Speaker 1: heated her up with hair dryers just like a real
Speaker 1: frozen pizza, so that all went down yesterday and people
Speaker 1: were leaving comments on the video. One person said, yeah
Speaker 1: liquor Brook, Oh no, between creepy dudes on Instagram and
Speaker 1: Jose constantly referencing like a pizza wrestling thing, I mean
Speaker 1: fighting all over. But why did you get down onto
Speaker 1: the tars. Well, I'm trying to have like, we don't
Speaker 1: have to turn everything and sexual. I'm just saying that
Speaker 1: was disgusted. You did it to yourself, Alexa. You still
Speaker 1: smell the marinara today? Yeah? I think my eyelashes are
Speaker 1: still crusty right from it. She had like lots of
Speaker 1: ch'e stuff together. Even though I wore goggles didn't help.
Speaker 1: So how are you feeling about the whole thing now
Speaker 1: now that you've got time to process? Still gross and
Speaker 1: still upset that Brook picked me for it? Do you
Speaker 1: think you'll meet anybody at a bar this weekend that's like, Oh,
Speaker 1: you're the pizza girl. I want a viral, but not
Speaker 1: for this. Yeah, you're focusing on all the negatives election,
Speaker 1: but I'm looking at the positives here. Think of all
Speaker 1: the endorsement opportunities that you were going to get coming
Speaker 1: out of this. If does Jornos doesn't capitalize on this action,
Speaker 1: then don't deserve to be the number one frozen. That's
Speaker 1: a good point. Yeah, she has kind of small she's
Speaker 1: on the smaller side of people. So maybe it's Totino's
Speaker 1: pizza ice. It's kind of like a white bagel, maybe
Speaker 1: the mini bagel. Compare me to you, guys. The video
Speaker 1: is up on the Block and Jeffrey Instagram and all
Speaker 1: our socials from Jacks go check it out. Laser Stories
Speaker 1: is next. It's the radio segment that's trying to launch
Speaker 1: a new fashion line of vegetable based meat dresses for toddlers.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't figure it out. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be called baby Gaga. Personally, I like the backlist pork
Speaker 1: chop party dress. Just make sure you're bringing your salt
Speaker 1: and pepper. For Laser Stories, the segment where we read
Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 1: except we have a laser and those other doof nuggets.
Speaker 1: Just don't this first Laser Story, Oh seats drop down.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, his chair spelled out. That was an
Speaker 1: instant karmouth, the doof nugget. Al Right, this first Laser
Speaker 1: Stories out of Corbett Oregan. A middle school football coach
Speaker 1: named Randy Burback just wanted to thank the kids for
Speaker 1: all the hard work that they put in all seasons.
Speaker 1: Anyone else like, of course, his name is Randy. Middle
Speaker 1: school and so Randy organized a special banquet in which
Speaker 1: they all could celebrate as a team. Nothing banquet, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just one problem. Randy didn't understand the issue with bringing
Speaker 1: the middle school boys to the local hooters establishment, It's Wings.
Speaker 1: According to him, the restaurant notorious for boobs and tiny shorts,
Speaker 1: was honestly the best place that he could think of. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, Buffalo Wild Wings. Problem, I would say, anything
Speaker 1: is right across the street. House. Even when the school
Speaker 1: got wind of his plans, he got called into the
Speaker 1: principal's office. Yeah, and that's where they explained to Randy
Speaker 1: it wasn't an appropriate place to have a middle school
Speaker 1: boys event. Okay, it's like, what am I going to do?
Speaker 1: The strip clubs closing exactly. The principle added that they
Speaker 1: loved that he was planning something for the team, and yes,
Speaker 1: they just asked him to change the venue. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: not a big ask. If you know Randy like I do,
Speaker 1: then you know he wouldn't budge. This is what he's
Speaker 1: going to stand on. He stood his ground and flat
Speaker 1: out refused to move the middle school banquet from Hooters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: suddenly became the hero of every seventh grade boy. After that,
Speaker 1: the school was given no choice but to fire the coach. However,
Speaker 1: in a surprising move, Randy says he's still holding the events. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He shared his logic, saying, I do not feel what
Speaker 1: has been done is wrong, and I feel the restaurant,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, is an okay venue. Rand. No word
Speaker 1: on how many of the team members will actually be
Speaker 1: in attendance. Yeah, I think he's just gonna be crying
Speaker 1: in a blue cheese dip by himself. The dads exactly.
Speaker 1: Next laser stories out of China, twenty seven year old
Speaker 1: woman named Dayu Wang was under some pressure in her household,
Speaker 1: so her parents were worried that she was getting quite old,
Speaker 1: so they took it upon themselves to arrange ten blind
Speaker 1: dates for her. Yeah, it feels like insult to injury,
Speaker 1: doesn't it? Not just one like? She was sharing her
Speaker 1: experience on a Chinese social media vlogs saying her dates
Speaker 1: were actually turning out to be not so bad. Okay,
Speaker 1: that is until Date number five. Stuffing's about to go
Speaker 1: down and day you said. Date five wanted to show
Speaker 1: off his cooking skills, so they decided to do dinner
Speaker 1: at his place, which turned out okay, I always want
Speaker 1: to do that, but I'm so scared. And after the meal,
Speaker 1: she got up to leave, and the unthinkable happened. The
Speaker 1: residential compound that the man lived in went under a
Speaker 1: temporary COVID lockdown. She was prohibited from going anywhere seeking
Speaker 1: cook Maybe no. Since that happened, day, who's been stuck
Speaker 1: at that guy's house with no end in sight. Currently,
Speaker 1: she's been there for many days with no information on
Speaker 1: when the lockdown might finally be lifted. Does she really
Speaker 1: like on my whole? According to her vlog, it's been
Speaker 1: pretty bad. Oh no, right away, like the world's most
Speaker 1: awkward first date. Yeah, it's not arguing, it's According to her,
Speaker 1: Date five talks very little and rarely makes eye contact
Speaker 1: while just awkwardly slumping around the apartment. Even worse than that,
Speaker 1: he's been working every day on his laptop from his
Speaker 1: kitchen table, expecting her to cook and clean his entire place.
Speaker 1: That's your place, you cook your own food. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: you're not working. Yeah. Her vlog updates I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: in viral in China with social media users reacting to
Speaker 1: the bizarre story of quote love made by God. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know that she would call it that. Let
Speaker 1: you know when she gets out or if she ever does. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Her parents are like, look, honey, at work, it's next
Speaker 1: laser stories out of contest headquarters. What do you get
Speaker 1: when you mix Charlie and the chocolate factory with beer?
Speaker 1: You get the contest of a flip in lifetime. Okay,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? I say that because we
Speaker 1: just got word Budweiser's hiding ten thousand golden cans of
Speaker 1: beer in specially marked packs throughout the country beer. That's
Speaker 1: a lot ten This sounds dumb, but like, I love
Speaker 1: it when companies do this. I'm just like, oh, I
Speaker 1: want to find one. You're just like, oh, shiny, Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you find one, you don't get a magical tour
Speaker 1: of the Anna iresor Bush factory. There's ten thousand of
Speaker 1: them out there. That would be a lot of tours. Instead,
Speaker 1: you get a chance to win a million dollars. Another chance,
Speaker 1: though it's not even guaranteed you get a one. Actually no, oh,
Speaker 1: because you can also enter this by going to Budweiser's
Speaker 1: website printing a picture of a golden can, then you
Speaker 1: wrap that around a normal can, take a photo of it,
Speaker 1: and then do the social media bar Are you joking?
Speaker 1: So you want me to go on social media admit
Speaker 1: that I drink bud Light and then maybe maybe maybe
Speaker 1: I'll get somebody? Okay, well, I enjoy bud Light. If
Speaker 1: bud Light would ever like to sponsor me or do they,
Speaker 1: I'm a Coors Light girl. Oh yeah, we were about
Speaker 1: to throw down after this. Your next laser story is
Speaker 1: out of what were you thinking? Central? The TSA just
Speaker 1: released their annual list of the top ten catches from
Speaker 1: the last year, and while there's the usual assortment of
Speaker 1: guns and other weapons, one item really stands out. Oh
Speaker 1: I love these. Someone apparently tried to fly out of
Speaker 1: Hobby International Airport in Texas with a meth burrito. It's
Speaker 1: exactly what it sounds like, crystal meth inside of a
Speaker 1: breakfast burrito. Idea like the idea session they had to
Speaker 1: come up with that. Yeah, I think they'll never look
Speaker 1: Some of the other strange Things that the TSA found
Speaker 1: last year include bullets inside of deodorant oh fresh smell.
Speaker 1: They also found a meat cleaver, a chainsaw, a firearm
Speaker 1: belt buckle, and a wineholder shaped like a gun. I'm sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so if you're keeping score at home, the TSA confiscated
Speaker 1: nearly fifty seven hundred firearms at checkpoints last year, which
Speaker 1: is the highest number ever recorded since the Agent season
Speaker 1: option back in two thousand and one. People are like, look,
Speaker 1: if I see any COVID, I'm shooting it up. Just
Speaker 1: goes to show you never know who's packing dangerous concealed weapons. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh well, it's not really concealed anymore. That sound means
Speaker 1: oh very I mean the Laser stories has coming to
Speaker 1: an end for the day. We'll do it again at
Speaker 1: the same time, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. We've
Speaker 1: seen some interesting travel trends come and go over the years,
Speaker 1: you know, Like recently there's been the whole van life thing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's huge. Is that over yet? I keep
Speaker 1: seeing like hashtag wife bound life sucks. No, Yeah, well
Speaker 1: now they figure it out. Yeah, quit your job in
Speaker 1: your early twenties and have no plan for the rest
Speaker 1: of your life. See how that goes for you. It's
Speaker 1: only trust fund kids that do that, so they're fine.
Speaker 1: So there's also been war tourism. Do you guys remember
Speaker 1: when we talked about that. People want to get kidnapping stuff. No,
Speaker 1: you go to where wars are happening, live and then
Speaker 1: it's b y oh bring your own helmet. Oh I
Speaker 1: don't remember that, but okay. And then there's even deadly
Speaker 1: food trips where you visit places where the food famously
Speaker 1: could kill you, like as factory. Yes, I'll have the
Speaker 1: barbecued malaria fish. Put the poison on the side, thank you.
Speaker 1: But in the news right now, there's a brand new
Speaker 1: type of vacation that thousands of people are getting into.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit weird, okay, but it is gaining
Speaker 1: popularity and you might even want to do it yourself.
Speaker 1: We will die for it. No promises you'll find out
Speaker 1: what it is coming up. You're ready to go on
Speaker 1: one of the weirdest vacations of your life. I'm ready
Speaker 1: for any it's broken Jeffrey in the morning. I know
Speaker 1: for me personally, I'm horrible when it comes to packing
Speaker 1: a bag for a trip. It's so hard. I end
Speaker 1: up packing like thirty different outfits for just a two
Speaker 1: nights step because I don't know what I'm gonna feel
Speaker 1: like wearing as I actually get there. Am I gonna
Speaker 1: want the latex nightgown the leather one? Depends on the
Speaker 1: weather out that time I can see I'm the opposite.
Speaker 1: Anything I can fit in my purse is good enough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I need a whole another suitcase for all
Speaker 1: my creams and lotions and oils, which is hard to
Speaker 1: get through. TSA. Right, there's this body gonna butter itself
Speaker 1: when we get there. No, I gotta put in the
Speaker 1: works just so much packing. Okay, but soon we may
Speaker 1: not need to worry about what to pack for a
Speaker 1: vacation ever again. Why Because one of the hottest new
Speaker 1: travel trends happening right now is something called nacations. It's
Speaker 1: purposefully finding vacation spots and adventure trips that allows to
Speaker 1: us to go completely nude the whole time. I'm hoping
Speaker 1: this is only in warm climates. Oh yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: going to be as fun if it's a cold place.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It could be kind of cool to
Speaker 1: do that up in like Greenland or something. But it's
Speaker 1: not like, you know, clothing optional tourism is a whole
Speaker 1: new idea, but it's definitely having a really big moment
Speaker 1: right now. Nude recreation in the state of Florida alone,
Speaker 1: this is justin Florida brought in seven billion dollars. I
Speaker 1: guess Bassos just took a trip there with his girlfriend
Speaker 1: and he was like, let's buy this pott. But every
Speaker 1: time I've been to a topless or nude beach, for instance,
Speaker 1: it's always old people, and there's a lot of them
Speaker 1: right now. So I forget why Florida is just bringing
Speaker 1: in the cast. I get that, But apparently nacations aren't
Speaker 1: just for like weird horny grandparents. Oh really, it's weird
Speaker 1: horny great grandparents too, every age. Actually, it turns out
Speaker 1: a lot of nacationers are millennials and Gen xers who
Speaker 1: are looking to have one of those spiritual journeys of
Speaker 1: self discovery. Rich white kids party island. It's like where
Speaker 1: you need to find a reason to do the drugs. Yea,
Speaker 1: I never got fire fast and I'm still trying to
Speaker 1: recreate real quick. Any of you guys done nude tourism
Speaker 1: before it all I've been to topless beaches, but not
Speaker 1: like a nudist place. Did you discover anything about yourself
Speaker 1: when you went there? Yeah, my boobs are more perky
Speaker 1: than I realized, and you can stand on it. That
Speaker 1: was the day that the beach got a one star
Speaker 1: review on t But all sorts of different ones available,
Speaker 1: Like there's naked ocean cruises, Oh, I've heard about those before.
Speaker 1: There's naked RV road trips. If doesn't fill classy, that's
Speaker 1: if you're working on a budget. Im family. They have
Speaker 1: naked jungle river canoe tours. Something's getting bit. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be bitten. There is itchy and red bumps
Speaker 1: for a different reason. I swear I was on a room.
Speaker 1: There's actually one travel company out there that specializes in
Speaker 1: naked trips called Bare Necessities, and you can sign up
Speaker 1: to one of their travel programs and actually go with
Speaker 1: an entire group of new travelers, so you're not doing
Speaker 1: this just by yourself or just your family. And they
Speaker 1: say all their clients walk away with lifelong connections after
Speaker 1: taking just one nacation. Are you making eye contact a
Speaker 1: lot when you're on a naked vacation with other tourists
Speaker 1: that you meet or you look at other places, because
Speaker 1: I think I'd have a hard time. I think you
Speaker 1: have to you have to look, you have to look,
Speaker 1: and you just get out of the way. Yeah, get
Speaker 1: the awkwardness out of the way on the first like
Speaker 1: ten hours or so. You have good hand accordation for
Speaker 1: the handshakes when you meet people. In my very limited experience,
Speaker 1: I do appreciate, like I don't know, you walk away thinking, oh,
Speaker 1: all bodies are different. Yeah, and that's nice, you know,
Speaker 1: And that's something that you don't get when you just
Speaker 1: look on YouTube or you know, any media. Yeah, everything
Speaker 1: and everyone looks the same. Right, are you saying that
Speaker 1: you're looking for other people's bodies on YouTube and on
Speaker 1: social I'm just I'm like, maybe I will say, swimmy naked.
Speaker 1: It feels great, it's the best way to swim. But
Speaker 1: in that case, it's not really skinny dipping. You can't
Speaker 1: put the word skinny on that one. I really can't
Speaker 1: believe this is so popular right now? Would you do it? Jeff?
Speaker 1: You just seem like a type that would actually go
Speaker 1: to something like this and button one more button topic, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because like I could see this happening like in the seventies. Sure,
Speaker 1: but in the age of the Internet, you're like begging
Speaker 1: to get yourself in trouble. But that's the thing. Nobody
Speaker 1: cares anymore. If you're naked on the Internet. It's not
Speaker 1: a thing like it used to be an issue, but
Speaker 1: like now you can log out it. Yeah, Brittany's naked
Speaker 1: all the time. Nobody cares. All right, great, so we'll
Speaker 1: post a picture of brook naked on our side. No
Speaker 1: one cares, right, I mean if my kids were you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but would anybody here do it? Would
Speaker 1: anybody here take a nacation? I hate you just want
Speaker 1: to go through TSA in the buffs. That's what this is.
Speaker 1: Because they have that new metal detecting machine where you
Speaker 1: have to stick your hands up and Brooks naked in there.
Speaker 1: Text into seven eighty five to nine two. What do
Speaker 1: you think should Disneyland get aboard the naked tourism trend?
Speaker 1: Nobody cares anymore? Well, I guess your right will be.
Speaker 1: It's a small world. Text in texting in we got
Speaker 1: your phone tap coming up next, Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning, Ben while since we got a request to prank.
Speaker 1: A gullible person got one today. According to her friend,
Speaker 1: Kim is a very sweet, loving person who believes almost
Speaker 1: everything that she hears. Her friends are worried about. You know,
Speaker 1: they want to teach her a lesson, and that's why
Speaker 1: Brook calls to tell her about the new street light
Speaker 1: that they put in near her house. Isn't just any
Speaker 1: old fashioned traffic signal. This one is voice activated, believe,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you this phone tap took a
Speaker 1: long time. It took several days. Actually, you'll hear how
Speaker 1: it went your brand new phone tap right now. Hello,
Speaker 1: do not tell Bob pulled the toilet. Make me bring
Speaker 1: donuts for a week. Hello. Hello, Hi, Hi, this is
Speaker 1: a Dawn from the Department of Transportation. I'm looking for Kim.
Speaker 1: That's me. Okay, Kim. Do you still live at forty
Speaker 1: two West third Street? Yeah? All right. Now, are you
Speaker 1: aware of a traffic revision in your area that we're
Speaker 1: putting in place? Is it the traffic why you guys
Speaker 1: are putting in Yeah, very exciting stuff. I'm just calling
Speaker 1: everyone in your area to let them know because it's
Speaker 1: not just any traffic light. It's one of the city's
Speaker 1: first smart lights smart. That's interesting. Yeah, it has Google
Speaker 1: Voice technology built into it, you know, to help traffic
Speaker 1: flow more smoothly. I didn't even know how that worked.
Speaker 1: I'll walk you through it. I mean, imagine this. You're
Speaker 1: stopped at the light. It's only you. You're wanting it
Speaker 1: to change, right, You're just sitting there. Or I can
Speaker 1: actually roll down the window and yell light green. What,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so awesome. Yeah, it works in
Speaker 1: other ways too. I mean we've been in the car
Speaker 1: doing our makeup right, right, If you just need a
Speaker 1: little extra second to get your eyeliner on, and then
Speaker 1: you just yell light red and it should turn red
Speaker 1: for you, give you an extra moment, that's crazy. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I so need that. Well, it's it's happening.
Speaker 1: It's happening. It's going up today. And if you don't mind,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be calling residence back from time to time
Speaker 1: to just check how things are going. I mean, it
Speaker 1: is our city's first smart light that works for me. Great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll call you back soon. Okay, okay, talk Tisa,
Speaker 1: Thank you by no Hello, Hi Kim, Yeah this is her,
Speaker 1: Hi Kim. It's dawn again. From the city. We spoke
Speaker 1: a couple days ago about that new traffic light on
Speaker 1: your block. Oh yeah, the mart light. Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: checking in to see how it's working for you. It's
Speaker 1: actually been broken. Broken. What do you mean. I did
Speaker 1: exactly what you said. I yelled out the window. I
Speaker 1: was actually doing my makeup too. I yelled out the
Speaker 1: window and I was like, light change, and nothing happened. No, see,
Speaker 1: there's your problem. It's not light change. It's not light change,
Speaker 1: it's light green. Oh, light green. Okay, So I was
Speaker 1: saying the wrong Oh my god. That's fine. Now we're
Speaker 1: on the same page again. So light green or light right.
Speaker 1: You go ahead and try it today. And do you
Speaker 1: mind if I call you back to to see if
Speaker 1: that fixed the problem? No, I don't mind it at all.
Speaker 1: I guess I was just saying the wrong thing. Yeah great,
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you tomorrow. Okay, okay, thank you. Hello.
Speaker 1: I Cam Dawn again from Department of Transportation. Better luck
Speaker 1: with the smart light today, I'm hoping. No, I did
Speaker 1: exactly what you said for me to do. I literally
Speaker 1: rolled the window down and I said light green and
Speaker 1: I pointed at it, and nothing happened. Like nothing. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, it can be fickle. I hope he tried
Speaker 1: it more than once while me and my sister were
Speaker 1: both in the car, and I tried it, and then
Speaker 1: she even rolled down the window and she said light green,
Speaker 1: and still nothing happened. So it was my voice and
Speaker 1: her voice, and my mom was in the back. Oh.
Speaker 1: You all three were doing it. Yeah, me, my mom,
Speaker 1: my sister. We all did it. And then I even
Speaker 1: told like a couple of my neighbor's next door to
Speaker 1: do it, and like everybody's man because they said it
Speaker 1: doesn't even work. Yeah, I think I know what's going on. Okay,
Speaker 1: you do. Yeah, you know your friend Millie? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know Millie. How do you know Millie? Well, she emailed
Speaker 1: us at the radio station to do a prank phone
Speaker 1: call on you. She says, you'd be gullible enough to
Speaker 1: buy this. Oh my gosh, So the smart light doesn't
Speaker 1: even work. It's no such thing. It's a smart light.
Speaker 1: This is actually brought for the radio show Brook at
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. It's just a phone tap. Oh man. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've been yelling at this light with my sister and
Speaker 1: my mom and everybody, and this is not even true. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's just curly for our entertainment. I believed you, I
Speaker 1: you you really got that light green, I mean down though,
Speaker 1: I did every morning Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: We've had countless moments on this show over the years
Speaker 1: that have left us utterly speechless. Yeah, totally not me.
Speaker 1: I can never stop talking. Well, you guys, even when
Speaker 1: we discovered Alexis doesn't use any hair extensions speechless, we
Speaker 1: have really great hair. Yeah, Or when Jose told us
Speaker 1: that he was working here on his own accord and
Speaker 1: it wasn't a government experiment speechless? Are you sure how
Speaker 1: it's forcing me to be here? I just like jokes.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. And I remember being completely floored that one
Speaker 1: time in July twenty eighteen when Brooke came in and
Speaker 1: she actually showered speech twenty eighteen. Yeah, it's been a while.
Speaker 1: Every good day, so there's been plenty of moments where
Speaker 1: we've all kind of felt that way, but maybe none
Speaker 1: bigger than what happened in today's second date update. It
Speaker 1: left us all horny or okay, I don't know what it.
Speaker 1: It didn't speechless is what it was supposed to say.
Speaker 1: Unforgettable moment is what it was. I wonder what we're
Speaker 1: gonna feel when you hear it in your brand new
Speaker 1: second date update. It's coming up next second date up date. Look,
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. Anytime somebody comes on our show and
Speaker 1: says that for a date they did dinner in a movie,
Speaker 1: I silently criticize them. Why I can get behind that?
Speaker 1: I know I'm with him for a first Date's a
Speaker 1: horrible idea. I can't talk, you don't get to know
Speaker 1: the person. I can always talk. Well, you know what,
Speaker 1: I really do need to stop judging now, because, on
Speaker 1: the other hand, anytime one of our listeners tries are
Speaker 1: really creative first date, it always seems to go worse
Speaker 1: than dinner. And hey, let's print out the local sex
Speaker 1: offender list and go around to all their addresses and
Speaker 1: let's just let's see what we see can be romantic. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: It never seems to go quite as well as it
Speaker 1: does in your mind. The mood wasn't set. And maybe
Speaker 1: that's how one of our listeners, Nick is feeling today
Speaker 1: that he should have gone with a more classic first
Speaker 1: date idea. We're here about it now, Nick, Welcome to
Speaker 1: the show man. Hey, how's it going. Please please tell
Speaker 1: me you didn't do the sex offender scavenger hunt or
Speaker 1: you weren't found on this list. I want to original
Speaker 1: with this one. Okay, we'll hear more about your non
Speaker 1: traditional date in the second, but first, tell us about
Speaker 1: the girl that you met. What's her name? Her name
Speaker 1: is Brittany and I met Brittany on a dating app
Speaker 1: and it went pretty good. I'm I mean, I've talked
Speaker 1: about three weeks on tech and like on the phone
Speaker 1: and stuff. You guys, yeah, you guys even had phone calls. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you guys are acting like it's
Speaker 1: strange that I would talk to a woman before I
Speaker 1: go on a date with her. I want to call you,
Speaker 1: I really, I don't even answer my mom's calls. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have to really like you, especially if you face
Speaker 1: time too. That's a whole other level of like make
Speaker 1: an eye contact. I mean, yeah, Nicks, but Nick's more
Speaker 1: old school, like more traditional with his romance. Clearly you
Speaker 1: know how to court a woman first. Yeah, as to them.
Speaker 1: But so that's a nice You had three weeks of correspondence.
Speaker 1: What did you end up doing for a date. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to use I'm using his turn Okay, Okay, I
Speaker 1: invited her to dinner party with some friends. Oh oh, oh,
Speaker 1: so you're going in hot. You're just introducing her to
Speaker 1: your friends right away. Yeah. Man, I didn't really mean
Speaker 1: for it to happen like that, Like I didn't want
Speaker 1: them all to meet her at once, But Brittany and
Speaker 1: my schedule just was not linking up. Britty and me,
Speaker 1: we're not having an easy time getting a date together. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I mean, how did you prep her for a
Speaker 1: dinner with all your friends? Oh? I didn't prep her
Speaker 1: for it? Did you? Did you tell her that your
Speaker 1: friends were going to be at this dinner or you
Speaker 1: just invited her over to dinner and it's like surprised
Speaker 1: here's my entire social circle. Definitely the second one. Oh
Speaker 1: oh my god. Okay, So even if she knew she
Speaker 1: was coming to that, that sounds bad. But what was
Speaker 1: her What did she say when you guys? I mean,
Speaker 1: did you just walk into somebody's house or was it
Speaker 1: at your house? Paint the picture for me here. We
Speaker 1: got a lot of questions. I was at my house,
Speaker 1: so I was cooking up a bunch of food, and
Speaker 1: she showed up late late, So I was just about
Speaker 1: ready to like plate and everything and get going. Oh
Speaker 1: so you were like people were sitting down at the
Speaker 1: table ready to eat. Not quite there, but they were close.
Speaker 1: They were feeding friendzy around okay, awkward. Well, and she
Speaker 1: didn't realize that she had to be on time like
Speaker 1: that there was because you didn't tell her right that
Speaker 1: other people would be waiting on her as well. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I thought she'd show up on time. It
Speaker 1: was a mistake. I didn't prepare. So she shows up late.
Speaker 1: She goes to your door, like what happens? So she
Speaker 1: came in and everybody just wanted her attention, and it
Speaker 1: was just it was a big pile to everybody wanted
Speaker 1: to meet her. Yeah, they like swarmed her at the door.
Speaker 1: But they were like, oh yeah, okay, So she comes
Speaker 1: in and your friends were all about her. How does
Speaker 1: dinner go? Dinner was a nightmare? Why So we're there,
Speaker 1: we're sitting on the table and everybody's played it up. Finally,
Speaker 1: and then my mom showed up. No wait, so she's
Speaker 1: meeting your friends and your mom. I did not invite
Speaker 1: my mom to dinner. What is this a movie? This
Speaker 1: is amazing. Oh my god at this point, because you'd
Speaker 1: been talking to Brittany for three weeks, like so, I
Speaker 1: feel like you may have a little bit of a
Speaker 1: sense of how she was doing. She was just kind
Speaker 1: of quiet too, but I couldn't keep an eye on
Speaker 1: her the whole time because I was dealing with my friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so clearly this doesn't go in the way that you
Speaker 1: hoped it would go. How how did the night end?
Speaker 1: I mean, I made a pretty good dessert, and you know,
Speaker 1: she didn't eat much of it. But I was just
Speaker 1: in a little temper tantrum when my mom shut up,
Speaker 1: and I just basically browned out. So it sounds like
Speaker 1: you just wish that this night never even happened, and
Speaker 1: you want to do over, a total do over exactly. Okay, man,
Speaker 1: I want to do for you, And yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to brown out this entire first part. We'll play a song,
Speaker 1: we'll come back, we'll call Brittany for you, and we'll
Speaker 1: try and get you a second day up date. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, hold on second. You know, a lot of
Speaker 1: times after a listener calls in and tells us about
Speaker 1: a really bad date that they went on, we'll try
Speaker 1: and reassure them, like, hey, it's okay. You know, we've
Speaker 1: heard worse things happen on this show before. Yeah, but honestly, today,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if we have Oh no, don't tell
Speaker 1: him that. Because Nick emailed us and he told us
Speaker 1: about a dinner date that he threw with all of
Speaker 1: his friends and didn't let his date know that they
Speaker 1: were going to be there. Surprise. Yeah, that's the first strikes,
Speaker 1: the first strike, okay, everybody and me for the very
Speaker 1: first time. Then his mom showed up uninvited, yeah, and
Speaker 1: acted kind of cold towards her, And to top it
Speaker 1: all off, she left after barely touching his homemade dessert,
Speaker 1: and that is well, yeah, so that was the worst
Speaker 1: part in my mind. But Nick, I'm assuming she didn't
Speaker 1: do any touching of you either. At the end of
Speaker 1: this whole thing. I mean, we did a hug. It
Speaker 1: was pretty congenial, Okay, Okay, it's not a sexy word
Speaker 1: for a date. Yeah, and what's happened since, Like, have
Speaker 1: you tried to reach out and she's just not hitting
Speaker 1: you back or what I mean? I texted a couple
Speaker 1: of times, so I don't like to like flood the
Speaker 1: gate text messages to Sometimes that's the problem in itself.
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, hey, and she's just ghosting. She hasn't
Speaker 1: been clear on where she's at. I wouldn't call it ghosting,
Speaker 1: but it's somewhere around there. Okay. Yeah, I don't sounding good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's nothing good stuck out that. I'm like, Hey, I
Speaker 1: like what I what I do think is good? Is it? Nick?
Speaker 1: You realize that there were some mistakes made and you
Speaker 1: want to redo and I think that that. I mean,
Speaker 1: most people will give you a second chance. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: not oblivious, bro. Yeah, that's what I'm trying for. But
Speaker 1: we'll see. Are you cooking a meal right now? Nick?
Speaker 1: Is that Is that what I'm hearing in the background?
Speaker 1: That's that's the spinning a spoon and a cup of coffee.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just multitasking, isn't so? If you could
Speaker 1: just stop that first little of a breakfast party right
Speaker 1: all right? Why don't you try and finish up your
Speaker 1: coffee real quick? Meanwhile, I will dial Britney's phone number
Speaker 1: and we'll try and get her on the line. See
Speaker 1: what she has to say. If she even answers, Okay, awesome,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Put your phone on mute while
Speaker 1: we call her. Yeah, okay, I'm not kidding, Okay, I
Speaker 1: know we need to try and make as little noise. Yes,
Speaker 1: a little noise has little possibility that something's gonna go
Speaker 1: wrong during this call. So here we go. Good luck
Speaker 1: to us. I'm dialing the number right now. Hello, Hey
Speaker 1: is this Brittany. This is hey Britney. My name is
Speaker 1: jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: How you doing, Hi good? Hi? Hi, Britty? Oh hi
Speaker 1: going on. That's my co host Brook, the whole team here, Jose,
Speaker 1: Alexis and I. We're all calling you to do a
Speaker 1: second date update today. Um, okay, you don't know what
Speaker 1: that is. I know second updates? Okay, but who who
Speaker 1: is doing this? All right? All right, Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: guy that emailed us trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 1: His name's Nick. Oh god, yeah, okay, that's kind of
Speaker 1: the reaction we thought might happen. Yeah, like, that was
Speaker 1: probably one of the weirdest, creepiest dates I'd been on.
Speaker 1: And so now that there's a radio station calling me,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what do I need to change my address?
Speaker 1: What's happening? No? No, no, no, it's not that bad.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's good. I didn't know what she thought
Speaker 1: was creepy about it. Yeah, we didn't think. So we
Speaker 1: talked to Nick before we called you, and and he
Speaker 1: said that the date didn't go quite the way he hoped.
Speaker 1: He mentioned that he surprised you a little bit, and
Speaker 1: looking back, he thinks maybe it wasn't the best idea
Speaker 1: to invite you to a dinner party with all his
Speaker 1: friends and not tell you about it. Did he use
Speaker 1: the word friends again? Is that what he says? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He said it was a dinner party where he was
Speaker 1: cooking for everybody, and you just showed up and you
Speaker 1: didn't know that all his friends were going to be there. Well,
Speaker 1: that's not the whole story, because his friends are his pets.
Speaker 1: What people, What do you mean? No? No, no, no no,
Speaker 1: no no. I get to his house. He had like
Speaker 1: a chef hat on. He was cooking a chef hat
Speaker 1: in his own home. I thought he was joking, Like
Speaker 1: he literally had a chef hat on. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: had five to like seven pets, and he referred to
Speaker 1: those pets as his friends. Mind you like dogs, cats
Speaker 1: like I got in the door and they like practically
Speaker 1: jumped me. They're alive stuffed pets, Memories said. They all
Speaker 1: stormed her. They wanted to like like, so it's a
Speaker 1: bunch of dogs running up to you and like jumping
Speaker 1: up and like they're cute dogs. I love I love animals.
Speaker 1: But the fact that he kept preferring to them as
Speaker 1: his friends, and I was like, okay, party, oh he
Speaker 1: said dinner party, Like you were all sitting around a
Speaker 1: table together. There was an iguana on the dinner table.
Speaker 1: Are you joking you not? I'm sorry, it's fine. This
Speaker 1: is shocking. I'm not even kidding you, guys. At one
Speaker 1: point I texted my friend. I was like, I think
Speaker 1: that I'm on a date with aceh Venturer's sons flying around,
Speaker 1: okay around. I'm sorry. He did not tell us any
Speaker 1: of this stuff. He just said friends. He didn't mention
Speaker 1: any animals. It's like, I'm shocked. So I can't imagine
Speaker 1: what your reaction was. No, again, like I love animals,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, do you have do you have human friends? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Nick also said that his mom showed up halfway through.
Speaker 1: That was the craziest part because he told me that
Speaker 1: his mom had passed away right she passed on, and
Speaker 1: that he had a sense or a feeling that she
Speaker 1: had shown up in spirit a lot for us. It's sweet,
Speaker 1: but it's a lot for a first date. And he said,
Speaker 1: mom wants to know how many men you've been with
Speaker 1: what she's a more traditional type mom. I thought I
Speaker 1: was about to get pranked or something, but that at
Speaker 1: the same time, I'm like, it was just so bizarre
Speaker 1: that I just needed to get out of there. Okay, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I am interested to know the answer to his mom's
Speaker 1: question are We can get to that in just a second,
Speaker 1: but first I need to tell you that Nick is
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening. Oh yeah, and he
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. Sorry, Nick, I mean, she
Speaker 1: those questions. I didn't really want to tell her, But
Speaker 1: you left so much out of your story. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's a lot. I told you, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 1: It's a wild house. Yeah, yeah, i'd say self. So
Speaker 1: the iguana is my friend's animal, Okay, okay, but yeah,
Speaker 1: i'd take care of animals sometimes when my friends go
Speaker 1: out of town for vacation and I'm booked. Oh Nick,
Speaker 1: did you hear how shocking this all was to her? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty eye opening. I mean, maybe maybe you should talk
Speaker 1: to her about it a little bit because she's obviously
Speaker 1: taken aback. Brittany, how you better? You know? Um, I'm good,
Speaker 1: I am great. Uh. I don't really have more words
Speaker 1: than that. Do you want to get dinner out somewhere? Sometime?
Speaker 1: Hector has returned so I can leave the house again?
Speaker 1: Is that the parrot? Which one is Hector the iguana owner? Oh? Okay, okay, Um, Well, Brittany,
Speaker 1: on the bright side of this, clearly he has, you know,
Speaker 1: an affection for living things, and he knows how to
Speaker 1: take care of people. And I mean, do you have
Speaker 1: any questions for Nick that that you need to have answered? Yeah? Actually,
Speaker 1: I do have a question about the whole, you know,
Speaker 1: conversation with with your mom being there. I mean, dude,
Speaker 1: you totally made that up. Come on. My mom's parrot
Speaker 1: does live with me because my mom's parent outlived my mother.
Speaker 1: So sometimes when my mom's parrot talks, I say, my
Speaker 1: mom's talking. Wait, and you trained your part to ask
Speaker 1: dates how many men they've been with. I did not
Speaker 1: train the parrot. The parrot was trained by my mother. Oh.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing that question has no like,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Why would you even ask that. I
Speaker 1: completely agree. I need to stop listening to my parents
Speaker 1: Morse Code. I'm sorry. Okay, that's just a very misogynistic.
Speaker 1: I mean, there are certain people out there I'm sure
Speaker 1: that would love a date with this guy. Do you
Speaker 1: mean people are pets or people need pet Somebody, somebody
Speaker 1: I'm sure is interested. And Brittany, we're hoping you might
Speaker 1: be that somebody because we will offer to send you
Speaker 1: out on another date with Nick and we'll pay for it.
Speaker 1: You guys, that's so sweet of you all, and I
Speaker 1: appreciate the gesture, but this is a hard no. Okay,
Speaker 1: well sorry, we couldn't get you another date, Nick, but hey,
Speaker 1: if you ever have another dinner party with your friends,
Speaker 1: we want to go. Ye. I need to witness this
Speaker 1: in person. I want to tell your mother to be
Speaker 1: there too. I want to have words with her. I
Speaker 1: want to talk to one of my buddies who lives
Speaker 1: on Wallaby Lane is going out of town in a
Speaker 1: couple of months, so that'll be an exciting times to
Speaker 1: come too. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning, you guys
Speaker 1: know how to over forty thousand unready emails last year.
Speaker 1: I'm not shocked at all. I remember the number started
Speaker 1: it like fifteen years ago. That's a fact. And so
Speaker 1: the other day I had to go in and manually
Speaker 1: delete thousands, going through them one by one. Why why
Speaker 1: didn't you? I mean, at this point, you're not responding
Speaker 1: to anybody. Salespeople are tracking me down in the hallway.
Speaker 1: You want text. I wanted to see who was sending
Speaker 1: me stuff. And you wouldn't believe some of the opportunities
Speaker 1: that I missed out on. Oh, I actually believe it.
Speaker 1: Like there was this one guy from Taiwan who asked
Speaker 1: if he could send over a bust of my face
Speaker 1: that he'd sculpted in cheese screen. That's as I didn't
Speaker 1: catch it, So it looks like I'll never meet cheddar
Speaker 1: Jeff Jeff also management sent me an email saying every
Speaker 1: time I do my song of the week, they need
Speaker 1: me to tag this new high end bottled water company
Speaker 1: called You Make Me Wet. Apparently it's got triple the
Speaker 1: moisture of regular water. But yeah, if you put my
Speaker 1: name in the cupon code right now, you'll get twenty
Speaker 1: percent off a case of You Make Me Wet. Water.
Speaker 1: It's like not meant for drinking. And see, I actually
Speaker 1: can't say that because it is time for my brand
Speaker 1: new song of the week. That's right, We're gonna do
Speaker 1: it next Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. All right,
Speaker 1: it's time for my new song of the week. You
Speaker 1: all know I'm always on the lookout for inspiration, That's true. Yes,
Speaker 1: I usually go off the big holidays or if there's
Speaker 1: any world events that are happening. But this week something
Speaker 1: else tickled me in my creative zone. Oh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: if I don't want to ask for details. I feel
Speaker 1: like depending on where you live, the weather's been insane
Speaker 1: over the last few months. Yeah, record snow or extreme
Speaker 1: heat in some cases torrential rains. There's been flooding, and
Speaker 1: you know has had to be out in it this
Speaker 1: entire time, during all hours of the day and night,
Speaker 1: because they're in such high demand. Construction workers. Good boy,
Speaker 1: I see them every day as I'm driving to and
Speaker 1: from work, and I've never sang a song for them,
Speaker 1: which blows my mind. A man with a tool belt
Speaker 1: and you haven't dedicated anything. Well, I mean maybe you
Speaker 1: have in your own time. Yeah, because in my book,
Speaker 1: I mean, they're one of the top three most underappreciated
Speaker 1: and sexiest blue collar jobs that you can have. Light
Speaker 1: up there with firefighters and railroad caboose inspectors and women
Speaker 1: with I just automatically that's where my fantasy goes as
Speaker 1: a male side, but you know as well women in construction.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean we'll all I'll do a caboose
Speaker 1: inspector song later, but right now I'm focused on the
Speaker 1: construction people. I wanted to give a hot, steamy song
Speaker 1: to all the men and women in hard hats and
Speaker 1: vests to show how much we appreciate them for building
Speaker 1: the cities and the homes and the infrastructure that we
Speaker 1: enjoy and we live in every day. Very important. That's
Speaker 1: why instead of singing Maroon five's moves like Jagger, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's young Jeffreys, tools and ladder. Ah, all right, my
Speaker 1: dad's gonna like this. Yeah, I guess this one's for
Speaker 1: Brooks Dad. Electrical contract for all the construction workers out
Speaker 1: there a point when I'm ready points, Wow, it's unearthly.
Speaker 1: Start at the job site. These boots are car hard
Speaker 1: brought my flashlight, the concrete are laid. Is perfectly paid
Speaker 1: I'm way underpaid. My Silverado is the greatest. All other
Speaker 1: trucks blow won't to bathe it. Come check out my
Speaker 1: rig got shovels to dig, screwdrivers. This big and agree
Speaker 1: me life thing. No calue wood, I won't jill through
Speaker 1: my cocking gun, and I'll show you how to blue
Speaker 1: and lacker cover all room and plaster raise the room
Speaker 1: flight wrappers cat that Why are you all those who
Speaker 1: try to d I y and have no who get
Speaker 1: your tools and ladder needs in the tool and like Dora,
Speaker 1: use a massive iron. My arms from the sunlight. My
Speaker 1: helmet is hard, got my buddy light. My vest is shiny.
Speaker 1: I'm on my thirteen Master Energy. I move heavy loads
Speaker 1: like it's magic. I stand by the roads guiding traffic.
Speaker 1: When I'm in my gear stud finder. It's clear your
Speaker 1: stud is right here. Lame being hear here my mighty
Speaker 1: star as it cuts through well than a colunder class
Speaker 1: goes the tractor. I need to drain my bladder for
Speaker 1: the party. By the screamings a communal crapper ship bag
Speaker 1: of socket side go through. God will understand a suit
Speaker 1: go ko jeans are finger with matters look like pancakes. Back.
Speaker 1: I swear to you samely white taste splatter offices are
Speaker 1: right aside in mobile homeful baby double wide. If my
Speaker 1: hands are shaking, I'm gonna take a breaking get up
Speaker 1: the gas and sank shine the way I tore my
Speaker 1: wrench's side didn't make the ladies dry. One never drive
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Speaker 1: June got the latest closer to mid June August looking
Speaker 1: batters trash that now it's September. Guess this kitchen rannod
Speaker 1: shin Donna sank or ever, when the job is older
Speaker 1: you and know who, we'll get nice and drunk on
Speaker 1: storm cold through. I'm the building math. They're vp as
Speaker 1: our new platter. Got my two ladders. Yeah, I'm uncomfortable
Speaker 1: right now because I brought up my dad. That got
Speaker 1: really kind of I want to back that off this life,
Speaker 1: I said, I mean, construction workers, you don't want it
Speaker 1: to be sexy, but it just kind of oozes out
Speaker 1: having extra drywall right now, the dry drywall in the building.
Speaker 1: Of course, maybe a respect yeah there, But the bottom line,
Speaker 1: I like the song so, and I appreciate all the
Speaker 1: construction workers out there for all the amazing stuff that
Speaker 1: they're doing, ridiculous conditions, and yeah, I know we have
Speaker 1: a ton of construction workers that are big listeners to
Speaker 1: the show. So we appreciate you. Thank you so much, girl,
Speaker 1: and make sure you text into seven eighty five nine
Speaker 1: two tell us what you thought about the song of
Speaker 1: the week. We're gonna put the video up on the
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Speaker 1: the places at Brooke and Jeffrey screw driver. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go shower. I'm gonna send this to your
Speaker 1: dad though. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, you got
Speaker 1: a text into seven eighty five nine two that says, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm in construction and on the job right now. I
Speaker 1: just blasted that song and convinced three of our welders
Speaker 1: to do synchronized dance moves. I like the visors down
Speaker 1: and does that, says I'll post on install later. That's
Speaker 1: gonna get fourteen million views while my song gets like
Speaker 1: twelve earlier if you missed it. Instead of singing Maroon fives,
Speaker 1: it moves like Jagger. I sang my own version called
Speaker 1: Tools and Ladder to honor all the men and women
Speaker 1: in hard hats were working in the construction. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: many texts. This one says, hey, love your show and
Speaker 1: the song. I once hired a construction worker, but not
Speaker 1: from my house. It was for a bachelorette party. Was
Speaker 1: at that party. That was a good one. If you
Speaker 1: liked the song, if you missed it, or if you
Speaker 1: want to share it with somebody that's swinging a hammer
Speaker 1: right now, make sure to hit up our socials Brooke
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Speaker 1: if you don't have for work construction this weekend. Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning, Brook, you're going for three
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Speaker 1: I think so. We'll find out because you get out,
Speaker 1: you're gonna eke it out. Okay, where is it going
Speaker 1: to eke out of? We'll find out when you play
Speaker 1: Beverly from Everett. Hello, Beverly, Hello, how are you good? Bev?
Speaker 1: What's the most exciting thing that's happened to you before
Speaker 1: this moment in your entire life today, No, just anytime, Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like this would probably be her ultimate,
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Speaker 1: twenty five dollars Starbucks gift card. You don't know? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: let's focus on playing the game before you worry about
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Speaker 1: done enough? Do I win yet? Okay? Let's send her
Speaker 1: out of the studio and Beverly Wall she leaves. You
Speaker 1: know how the game has played. You have thirty seconds
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 1: know when, you could say pass. But you have to
Speaker 1: beat Brooke outright to win? Are you ready? Yeah? All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Your time starts now. Musician Dave Grohl
Speaker 1: celebrates a birthday today. Before the Food Fighters, he was
Speaker 1: the drummer for what famous band Nirvana. What Classic Footwear
Speaker 1: got its name from its design to store pennies in
Speaker 1: it to store what well Classic Footwear got its name
Speaker 1: from its design to store pennies in it. Oh. Actress
Speaker 1: Brie Larson currently plays which Marvel superhero on the big screen.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember. I don't know. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna pass on that one. We're gonna bring Brook
Speaker 1: back into the studio and Beverly on my phone screen
Speaker 1: you're here. It says that you donate your plasma twice
Speaker 1: a week those friends TVs. Is it your own plasma
Speaker 1: or is it somebody else's plasma that you're like, do
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Speaker 1: It really is much? Okay? Why do you do that
Speaker 1: every week? Partly to help people? Okay, partly to help people,
Speaker 1: but mainly for what money? Yeah? Is it painful? It'
Speaker 1: never done plasma? I well know blood? No very rarely
Speaker 1: do they stick you up. It's great. Yeah, okay. Is
Speaker 1: it pretty similar to donating blood. Yeah, it just takes
Speaker 1: a little bit longer and you get all your red
Speaker 1: blood cells back, so it's not draining as far as
Speaker 1: getting tired and stuff like that. Oh. Cool, sounds like
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that was a good promotion for it.
Speaker 1: I mean, it is really important to do. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, brook your turn, you're ready? Yeah, your time
Speaker 1: starts now. Musician Dave Grohl celebrates a birthday today. Before
Speaker 1: the Food Fighters, he was the drummer for what famous
Speaker 1: band What Classic Footwear got its name from the design
Speaker 1: to store pennies in it ohs. Actress Brett Larson currently
Speaker 1: plays which Marvel superhero on the big screen Catwoman? What
Speaker 1: kind of animal is the Pokemon character squirrel? Uh? Squirrel?
Speaker 1: In nineteen fifty six, What National Pizza chain opened their
Speaker 1: first store in a Brooklyn food quarter nineteen fifty six,
Speaker 1: Pizza Hut. All right, we got our answers. We're gonna
Speaker 1: go to the scoreboard and see how you bold did
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Speaker 1: bridges that Beverly you got too correct today. It's pretty
Speaker 1: good because I'm not feeling very confident right now. But
Speaker 1: out of three questions, she answered, she took her time. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you did get a couple extra in and you
Speaker 1: still got too I'll take it. It's high does go
Speaker 1: to the house, Beverly on these So I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: let's go over the answers here. Musician David Grohl celebrates
Speaker 1: his birthday to day. Before the Food Fighters, he was
Speaker 1: the drummer for it Nirvana So Cool. The footwear that
Speaker 1: got its name from its designer store pennies in it
Speaker 1: are called penny loafers. We did give her that. You
Speaker 1: gave her that actress Brie Larson. She's the one that
Speaker 1: plays Captain Marvel in the Marvel Superhero movies. The Pokemon
Speaker 1: character Squirrel is a turtle. See that. In nineteen fifty six,
Speaker 1: the national pizza chain that opened their first store in
Speaker 1: a Brooklyn food court that was Sparrows. They were the
Speaker 1: very first ones to serve pizza in a food court,
Speaker 1: and now they have over six hundred locations. I'm craving
Speaker 1: their pizza right now. Who wants a volunteer to go
Speaker 1: to a mall right now? Yeah? Yeah, I miss a
Speaker 1: good food court. I'm not gonna lie. That's the only
Speaker 1: thing about online shopping I don't like is no food court. Now, Beverly,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry we can't give you one hundred dollars, But
Speaker 1: here's the real reason that you called in today. Just
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Speaker 1: That's what livin is all about, am I right? Bev? Yeah,
Speaker 1: buckets of coins and shrimp. All right, you enjoy yourself
Speaker 1: over there, Beverly, Thank you so much for playing. We'll
Speaker 1: be back to win Brooks Bucks same time on Monday,
Speaker 1: brooking Jeffrey in the morning. If