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Speaker 1: on the twenties And today I call a woman who
Speaker 1: why why are you laughing? Why what did I say?
Speaker 1: She just thought said on the twenties, because you never
Speaker 1: say that. I don't know. Well, I'm just telling about
Speaker 1: what's happening, and now I'm distracted. Phone tap when it happens?
Speaker 1: And today I call a woman who works at the
Speaker 1: post office. Do you I do on the twenties? On
Speaker 1: the twenties, I do. A bunch of her coworkers emailed
Speaker 1: the show saying that she's been testing lately with a
Speaker 1: few rude customers and she needs to have a little
Speaker 1: bit of fun. So how will she deal with a
Speaker 1: guy who tries to bribe her so he can sneak
Speaker 1: in and look through the mail during the nighttime. We're
Speaker 1: gonna find out how she reacts in your phone tap?
Speaker 1: When did they happen? Right? That's right now, Postal Center.
Speaker 1: This is Lorraine. Hi Lorraine, my name's Harry. Hi, Harry.
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Yeah? I have a question. Okay,
Speaker 1: so there's something that I kind of need help with.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit embarrassing. Um, well, is this a
Speaker 1: mail related question? Harry? Yeah, yeah, it's about the mail. Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead. I had a couple of drinks last night
Speaker 1: and then I go on to Facebook. I mean, do
Speaker 1: you like Facebook? Sir? Did you mail somebody something that
Speaker 1: perhaps you shouldn't have one? I'm going to get to
Speaker 1: that in just a second here. It's just when I
Speaker 1: went on Facebook, they had one of their memory things
Speaker 1: pop up, and of course it's a picture of me
Speaker 1: and my ex from nine years ago. Okay, I'm with
Speaker 1: you so far. What can I do for you? So
Speaker 1: I was pretty out of it by that point, and I'm,
Speaker 1: you know, emotional because of seeing the picture. And so
Speaker 1: that's why I decided to write her a letter. Oh no, Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then when I woke up this morning, my neighbor
Speaker 1: told me that I was apparently crying on his doorstep
Speaker 1: and begging him to drive me to the postal drop
Speaker 1: off box. And so I guess he did. Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so it's it's not good. I know it's not good.
Speaker 1: Like I know, I'm definitely an emotional drunk. And there
Speaker 1: were some rough drafts that I found lying around my
Speaker 1: apartment where I called her my chubby rapunzel. Oh no, sir,
Speaker 1: and I said something about wanting to climb her hair
Speaker 1: and fall asleep in her conch. Sorr, what her conch?
Speaker 1: It's a real thing. You can look it up later. No,
Speaker 1: I know what it is. I'm just a bit confused. Well,
Speaker 1: I just I need your help now because I have
Speaker 1: to stop that letter. Well, sir, I am so sorry
Speaker 1: to inform you that, by law, there's nothing I can
Speaker 1: do to interfere with the mail. Once that letter is sent,
Speaker 1: it is sent and it cannot be unsent. I'm so sorry. Okay,
Speaker 1: I knew it was a long shot. Just make sure
Speaker 1: you don't do anything to deface a drop off box
Speaker 1: because that would be a criminal act. Yeah, I won't.
Speaker 1: I mean, you feel bad for me, right, Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think anyone would feel bad for you. That sounds
Speaker 1: terribly embarrassing, and I wish you the best, but there's
Speaker 1: nothing I can do for it to Okay, I understand,
Speaker 1: but like, what if you lost your keys to the
Speaker 1: mail room accidentally and I like found them next to
Speaker 1: the dumbster. This is a federal position. Not only would
Speaker 1: I lose my job, but I'd be committing a federal crime.
Speaker 1: There's a zero percent chance of me doing anything that
Speaker 1: is not by the book. I've been to your facility before.
Speaker 1: What if I just accidentally dropped an Abraham Lincoln next
Speaker 1: to the dumpster? Oh no, no, no, and then you
Speaker 1: could find it on the ground you made Abraham Lincoln? Yeah,
Speaker 1: five spot. That's a bit insulting on tap of unreasonable. No, Harry,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I do have to get back to work.
Speaker 1: I'm on the clock. Okay, is there anything else I
Speaker 1: can help you with today? You purchase some stamps. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to have to tell you this, but there's
Speaker 1: a really high chance that there's a picture in that envelope. Well,
Speaker 1: I know this is the age of selfies. Although I'm
Speaker 1: kind of impressed you printed one out. It's a polaroid.
Speaker 1: I have a polaroid camera and let's just say the
Speaker 1: picture is not of my front. Okay, sir, we gotta
Speaker 1: wrap this up, all right, that's that's enough. This isn't
Speaker 1: that appropriate. Look, I'm just I need help here. Like,
Speaker 1: if you could just so you do need help, but
Speaker 1: not from the postal service, Perhaps you could call a
Speaker 1: therapist or a family member. I've got to hang up.
Speaker 1: I've got to get back to my station. Like, if
Speaker 1: you find the letter, I don't mind if you looked
Speaker 1: at the picture for a sel Oh no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: you just can't keep it. I'm very ashamed of the
Speaker 1: back of my body, sir. If you don't stab that,
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to report you myself. You probably
Speaker 1: think I'm a really bad person. Huh. Honestly, there's a
Speaker 1: part of me that thinks you're putting me on. This
Speaker 1: seems like a bit much. Which part of you, the
Speaker 1: back part of you or the phone? All right, is
Speaker 1: this some kind of a joke or something, because well,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe it is kind of a joke. We
Speaker 1: were serious. Yeah, but it's not because of me. It's
Speaker 1: because of your coworkers, Tory, Bill and James. Yeah, you guys.
Speaker 1: They wanted me to do a prank phone call. My
Speaker 1: name is actually Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. I actually felt bad for you
Speaker 1: for a minute there. They said that some of the
Speaker 1: customers haven't getting on your nerves lately, so they wanted
Speaker 1: to play a joke on you. Yeah, they know, almost
Speaker 1: stickler for the rules. Apparently you are. You will not then,
Speaker 1: not even for a link in sounds like I got
Speaker 1: it up into six Washington's. Now gotta dig deep a
Speaker 1: couple of Starbucks. Oh okay, now you're coming around. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let you keep the polaroid now, oh my, all right,
Speaker 1: I really do have to get back. Okay, I have
Speaker 1: a good day. You two wake up every morning with
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