Speaker 1: Sixty seconds from your shock collar question of the day,
Speaker 1: it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And over the
Speaker 1: last few months, companies everywhere have had to change up
Speaker 1: the way that they do things, or pivot, as they
Speaker 1: like to say, that's a good business term. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: now they pretty much conduct all their business over Zoom,
Speaker 1: which has resulted in a lot of awkward, cringing moments
Speaker 1: over the last year. People caught not wearing pants, accidentally
Speaker 1: recording themselves on the toilet. Yeah, or that woman who
Speaker 1: turned herself into a potato for the entire meeting. She
Speaker 1: was my favorite. She couldn't figure out a lot of
Speaker 1: funny stuff. But today there's a clip that's making the
Speaker 1: rounds and normally we wouldn't do this, but it's too good. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a comedian and he imagined what it would be
Speaker 1: like if a kid installed auto tune on his stepdad's
Speaker 1: computer right before he had to lay off a bunch
Speaker 1: of employer. Yes, I love the promise already, Gray, this
Speaker 1: is genius, it is, And here's what that Zoom call
Speaker 1: might sound like. Unfortunately, our company has been extremely hard.
Speaker 1: We are gonna have to be laying on about forty
Speaker 1: percent of the staff today. I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 1: My step sings playing some DJ software on my computer earlier.
Speaker 1: Casey you here now, Ohzy, Casey's got stanked. I hope
Speaker 1: it's so amazing you fire me. Please do it like that.
Speaker 1: I will wow. Oh man, I wish that we could
Speaker 1: auto tune the shot Caller question of the day though
Speaker 1: your musical that nothing, we need it. All of our
Speaker 1: voices are perfect. Oh that's what it is. But whatever
Speaker 1: complains about the sound by voices. Yeah, we have a
Speaker 1: bucket pull of names. We're gonna draw one out. Who
Speaker 1: gets asked a trivia question. If you answer wrong, your
Speaker 1: punishments to be shocked while singing a song. So text
Speaker 1: into seven eight, five, nine two tell us what you'd
Speaker 1: like to hear Brooks drawing a name out because she
Speaker 1: had the shot collar? Last, would you get Jeffrey Chaquita Manana,
Speaker 1: Jaquita man n Yeah, Jaquita banana. Alright, I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: on the shot collar. Well that happens, Digital Jake, please
Speaker 1: read us a shot callar question of the day. For
Speaker 1: today's question, we're going all the way back to nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty five, a time Alexis is only read about in
Speaker 1: the history books. During that year, the movie Back to
Speaker 1: the Future came out, starring Michael J. Fox, and in it,
Speaker 1: he traveled in a time machine that was a modified
Speaker 1: car called the DeLorean. But did you know that wasn't
Speaker 1: the original way that director Robert Zemeckis wanted Marty McFly
Speaker 1: to jump through space and time. In the first rendition
Speaker 1: of the film, his mode of transportation wasn't a car
Speaker 1: at all. It was something else. But he worried that
Speaker 1: fans might try to imitate what they saw on screen,
Speaker 1: so he changed it to a DeLorean and that became
Speaker 1: world famous. I need you to tell me what was
Speaker 1: it supposed to be? Huh interesting? So he was worried
Speaker 1: that fans would imitate it. That's what stuck out to me.
Speaker 1: So it has to be something that you could make
Speaker 1: her accessible. What Yeah, yeah, dangers right, Like I mean
Speaker 1: they change it to a Delirian because who has a DeLorean?
Speaker 1: You know, you can't just go get one of the
Speaker 1: right wherever. Yeah, it was a Honda Civic to begin with,
Speaker 1: something that's not a car, that's dangerous that people might
Speaker 1: try and replicate. I don't know why my mind first
Speaker 1: went to this, but a time machine microwave, Like people
Speaker 1: might open the microwave and turn it on and like
Speaker 1: try and get inside. It's like I got a frozen
Speaker 1: burrito and I'm going to nineteen sixty two, like a lawnmower,
Speaker 1: like where blades and moving parts. But it has to
Speaker 1: be fast, right, It has to be quick to get
Speaker 1: you through time. What if it's jumping off a roof
Speaker 1: and like you jump off the roof into like a
Speaker 1: space portal, and then the portal is what takes you
Speaker 1: through time? Interesting thought? I think I think Jake said
Speaker 1: it's an object. Let's get the question one more time.
Speaker 1: The Delorian is famous for its butterfly doors and being
Speaker 1: featured as the time machine in nineteen eighty fives Back
Speaker 1: to the Future. But did you know it wasn't the
Speaker 1: director's original pick. In the first run of the script,
Speaker 1: It wasn't a Delorian at all. It was something else.
Speaker 1: But that idea got scrapped when the director was worried
Speaker 1: that fans might attempt to imitate it. What was it?
Speaker 1: And as a hint, Jeffrey, I'll let you ask one
Speaker 1: yes or no question about the question itself. I think
Speaker 1: you should ask if it was like another something with wheels,
Speaker 1: because what if it was like a bike or a
Speaker 1: motorcycle or something. Yeah, really stuck on a lawmark. That's
Speaker 1: a good question. I'll ask, is this something that has
Speaker 1: wheels it does not have? Weird question? Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: know why. Now my head's gone somewhere else. Weird. What
Speaker 1: if it was a human sling shot like you had
Speaker 1: to you had to reach eighty eight miles per hour,
Speaker 1: so you got into this giant slingshot or a catapult
Speaker 1: and you had to fling yourself through the time portal
Speaker 1: and then in mid air you would hit the portal
Speaker 1: and right, oh, you wouldn't people all over the country
Speaker 1: getting into sling shots if it what if it wasn't fast?
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, I was alive in the eighties, all right, WHOA, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. I was a young child. I was a
Speaker 1: young child child. I was four or five when this
Speaker 1: movie came out, and I remember it being a big
Speaker 1: thing about freezers. I had a crazy fear of freezers
Speaker 1: because of it. No, it was just a thing in
Speaker 1: the eighties where they were like, make sure your kids
Speaker 1: are going to suffocate if they get into freezers. I
Speaker 1: do kind of like that idea. I could see Doc
Speaker 1: Brown yelling at Marty's, like, hurry, Marty, We've got to
Speaker 1: get the freezer down. I don't know which one it is,
Speaker 1: but I like the refrigerator. The best freezer refrigerator. You
Speaker 1: have to distinguish between a freezer refrigerator. I would like
Speaker 1: you to distinguish probably freezer. That's scary. It is more dangerous.
Speaker 1: I guess, so I guess I'll go with a time
Speaker 1: machine freezer. Before he chose a de Lorian as the
Speaker 1: final vessel from Marty and Doctor Travel through Time, director
Speaker 1: Robert Szemeckis had a different idea, but because he feared
Speaker 1: most of his fans would be kids, he was concerned
Speaker 1: that they would try to mimic what they saw on screen.
Speaker 1: So we picked a de Lorian instead, and that choice
Speaker 1: very well may have saved some lives, because back then
Speaker 1: children might have tried to lock themselves inside an empty
Speaker 1: Time travel refrigerator. I was gonna say, not everyone, dude.
Speaker 1: It was a huge thing. No, it was like all
Speaker 1: of those freezers, stay out of it. Oh you weren't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like big fear. I didn't get it. Right,
Speaker 1: So somebody wanted to hear Johnny be Good the song
Speaker 1: from Back to the Future that he sing Okay, deep
Speaker 1: down Louisiana, closer, New Alis, way back up in the
Speaker 1: woods among the yellow dreams. That's going to lock having
Speaker 1: made of earthen would with the country boy named Johnny
Speaker 1: be Good never ever learned a reader wat so well,
Speaker 1: but he could play a guitar just like a ring
Speaker 1: in a battle. Go go, go Wow. I was loving that. Jeffrey, go,
Speaker 1: Jeffrey go Now picture that song in auto tune. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's your shot. Call the question of the day, Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Laser Stories is coming up
Speaker 1: in just a few minutes. But first, who's ready to
Speaker 1: disappoint their lover? No? Oh, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: I say that because Valentine's Days just around the corner.
Speaker 1: We got the results back from a new survey about
Speaker 1: the most disappointing Valentine's Day gifts. Okay, Number ten is
Speaker 1: when either you or somebody you know serenades your significant
Speaker 1: other else. This has happened to me before. In the studio,
Speaker 1: I thought it was so cute, I mean sweet on
Speaker 1: his part. I understand well, intentioned terrible though, I feel
Speaker 1: like she gives me eight gives me chills. The number
Speaker 1: nine most disappointing Valentine's Day gift is underwear. Fifteen percent
Speaker 1: of people said that, Well, then you're given the wrong kind.
Speaker 1: It's like a bulk from Amazon. Number eight is perfume
Speaker 1: or cologne. Number seven is a love cupe on book.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, those are I forgot Valentine's Day, so I
Speaker 1: scribbled some stuff down anymore. No, there's nothing sexy about Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the opportunity to hook up with me.
Speaker 1: You are welcome. Number six most disappointing Valentine's gift is champagne.
Speaker 1: What surprising. They probably mean the cheap kind. Oh even then,
Speaker 1: I'm not Brooklyn take moonshine. If I would have had
Speaker 1: that before, the barbershop quartets have been a little bit better.
Speaker 1: Number five is sexy lingerie, So I guess the underwear
Speaker 1: one from before. It really is like granny panty and
Speaker 1: things like that. I found this pack at Costco. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's fun. I think that if you buy it
Speaker 1: for yourself and then show up as a present, that's cute.
Speaker 1: But when I do it, I am a weird. Number
Speaker 1: four on this list is a funny card that's a
Speaker 1: bad gift, not a bad A disappointing gifts like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to return the card. Number three most disappointing
Speaker 1: gift you can receive on Valentine's Day is a heart
Speaker 1: shaped box of chocolates. Number two on this list is
Speaker 1: a bouquet of flowers. Hopefully you pair it with something else.
Speaker 1: I think it should be her favorite flowers and then
Speaker 1: her favorite. The number one most disappointing present that you
Speaker 1: can get on Valentine's Day thirty four percent of adults
Speaker 1: said this, and he guesses a vacuum cleaner, although I'd
Speaker 1: be pretty excited. No. Number one is a pair of
Speaker 1: furry handcuffs. Oh that is pretty cheesy, but I think
Speaker 1: it's kind of fine. I mean, are yours autographed by
Speaker 1: Julio and Glacias Julio Julio his dad, Because mine are,
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you it makes all the difference, okay,
Speaker 1: gosh from him. I'll show you later, all right. So
Speaker 1: don't get your significant other any of those presents. Okay.
Speaker 1: Also probably don't make them listen to laser stories coming
Speaker 1: up right after this. It's the radio segment that Thumb
Speaker 1: rustles exclusively with proctologists because he likes a challenge. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's Laser Stories, a segment where we read weird news
Speaker 1: stories from around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 1: except we have a laser and those other frog burghers
Speaker 1: just don't. His first Laser Stories out of West Sussex, England.
Speaker 1: We all remember when McDonald's made the amazing decision to
Speaker 1: start offering breakfast all day. Yeah, but that did not
Speaker 1: happen in the UK, where their breakfast cut off time
Speaker 1: is still eleven am. Last week, a woman got in
Speaker 1: line for the McDonald's drive through before eleven, but didn't
Speaker 1: reach the window until eleven o two. I remember that pain,
Speaker 1: and of course she was not allowed to get breakfast.
Speaker 1: Serious and you have your heart set on an egg McMuffin.
Speaker 1: So she did what any reasonable hungry person would do
Speaker 1: and she called police. They're following your policies, officers, wait
Speaker 1: mort of people in the UK too. Unfortunately for her,
Speaker 1: the cops have no authority over Mickey D's breakfast times,
Speaker 1: and they said they were unable to help her. I
Speaker 1: thought that they would have busted down the door with
Speaker 1: guns drawn. Make her a sandwich. That made her even
Speaker 1: more frustrated. So after police left, she told employees that
Speaker 1: she was going to wait in her car, sitting at
Speaker 1: the drive through window until breakfast started up again at
Speaker 1: five am, and she wasn't going to move. How sad
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what they were like, You're not
Speaker 1: proving any points here, man. The employees thought she was nuts,
Speaker 1: but they did accept her challenge. The weight was on
Speaker 1: the first hour went by without incident, but by one
Speaker 1: pm the woman became fidgety. Now at one point, she
Speaker 1: rolled down the window and asked if she could buy
Speaker 1: a small fry while she waited. The employees stuck to
Speaker 1: their guns and said, no, oh yeah, we'll see you
Speaker 1: at breakfast. I just see the drive through worker sitting
Speaker 1: there eating in front of her two one five. She
Speaker 1: asked if she could use a plastic cup or container
Speaker 1: because she needed to go to the bathroom. The employees,
Speaker 1: who were grossed out, declined her request. I love these employees.
Speaker 1: By two PM, the woman drove off and never came back.
Speaker 1: The employees cheered and bonded over the successful standoff, and
Speaker 1: then went back to business and kept serving burgers. Love
Speaker 1: this story. This next laser stories out of the Friendly Skies.
Speaker 1: We know that people will go really far to avoid
Speaker 1: extra airline fees. Yeah. I sat next to someone on
Speaker 1: Spirit Airlines was wearing thirty layers to avoid paying the
Speaker 1: twenty dollars fee to have a carry one that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe you actually can go too far. I say that
Speaker 1: because four guys in Koon Ming, China, were flying home
Speaker 1: from a business trip recently, and they were taking about
Speaker 1: sixty six pounds of oranges with them double yeah. But
Speaker 1: the airline told them there was an extra fee for
Speaker 1: shipping the fruit, approximately forty six bucks, which was six
Speaker 1: times the amount they paid, and all the guys thought
Speaker 1: that fee was too expensive, so instead of throwing them away,
Speaker 1: they stood there for about a half hour eating all
Speaker 1: of the oranges. Did you say sixty six pounds? Yep,
Speaker 1: that's about sixteen or seventeen pounds per person. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: who's not getting scurvy? All right? Let their plan backfired
Speaker 1: when all of them wound up with mouth ulcers from
Speaker 1: eating all that acid. Yeah, yeah, I would be raw mouth. Now.
Speaker 1: One of them says, we never want to have an
Speaker 1: orange ever again. This next laser story is out of Stamford, Connecticuts.
Speaker 1: Thirty seven year old woman took her truck out to
Speaker 1: a Walmart parking lot during a big snowstorm recently, and
Speaker 1: the only logical thing to do, of course, was to
Speaker 1: gun the engine and rip some sweet donuts. Yeah, go
Speaker 1: to any Walmart in the country and there will be
Speaker 1: somebody doing donuts outside. But while she was doing that,
Speaker 1: she lost control and her truck fell into the icy
Speaker 1: harbor next to the lot. Yeah, placement of your car
Speaker 1: is important. The fire department had to rescue the woman
Speaker 1: and the guy who was in the truck with her.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. The recovery took about an hour as
Speaker 1: the truck slowly sank through the ice. Wow. The guy
Speaker 1: was even totally submerged for fifteen seconds before Die Cruise
Speaker 1: finally rescued him. He was heading to the hospital for treatment,
Speaker 1: but the woman refused. She told authorities she wanted to
Speaker 1: go into the Walmart and see if they had surveillance
Speaker 1: video of her super sick driving. Yeah, well to go viral,
Speaker 1: yeah video. Instead, she was charged with reckless operation. Good.
Speaker 1: The next laser stories out of What's that Smell Central?
Speaker 1: Remember last spring when we all discovered cooking yeah, you
Speaker 1: can do that yourself. Well, make sure to check in
Speaker 1: the back of your fridge because there might still be
Speaker 1: some of it in there. Don't talk about dirty fridges, please,
Speaker 1: I already had PTSD from cleaning out our work fridge.
Speaker 1: I have to mention this because the average person has
Speaker 1: five expired items stinking up their refrigerator right now. According
Speaker 1: to a new poll, I think my Thanksgiving mashed potatoes
Speaker 1: are shut up? Are you jokings? Closed? Brook's disgusting? They
Speaker 1: say moldy leftovers are the number one most common culprit. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's better than doing dishes. The smelliest defenders also include broccoli,
Speaker 1: fish and old fruit that's gone bad. Put black beans
Speaker 1: on that list? Oh my god, you guys. Oh, I
Speaker 1: thought you said put black beans on that. And it's
Speaker 1: a salad. Broccoli fish and old fruit on it regularly
Speaker 1: what I wrop for live. Yeah. Here's a few more
Speaker 1: stats from the study. Forty eight percent of us have
Speaker 1: thrown out an entire container of leftovers, including the tup
Speaker 1: aware because it was too gross to watch. I actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did that last time. It's what I just did
Speaker 1: when we cleaned out our office bridge and I felt
Speaker 1: terrible about it. I was like, we're going to just
Speaker 1: throw this away, but I didn't know if it was salvageable.
Speaker 1: Even it was like the mold had eaten into the plastic.
Speaker 1: You could see the video right now at Broken Frey
Speaker 1: facebook page. Check it out. It takes an average of
Speaker 1: five weeks of something going bad in our fridge before
Speaker 1: we'll finally investigate the smell. And the last time the
Speaker 1: average person cleaned out their fridge was in early September. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that sounds about right. Yeah, it's been a while. Make
Speaker 1: sure to clean out your fridges. But I know this
Speaker 1: guy did not take that advice. He ate a moldy
Speaker 1: piece of lettuce and now look at him, thinks he's Superman. Yeah, bro,
Speaker 1: you need a doctor, not a shoe. That sound means
Speaker 1: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 1: We'll do it against same time Wednesday, Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Normally, when I do a parody song
Speaker 1: on this show, it's about something like a big holiday,
Speaker 1: or a group of people who need some extra love,
Speaker 1: or a group of friends that I made at a
Speaker 1: certain rest stop off Highway three. Every week. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: world needs more love okay, Okay. Every once in a
Speaker 1: while I'll get the inspiration to dedicate a song to
Speaker 1: just one individual. Oh man, you have you really special?
Speaker 1: You did? Yeah, And I've done it before for certain politicians,
Speaker 1: for Brooken Jose I just the other day about the
Speaker 1: stye on my I don't know. Mine is about me
Speaker 1: growing up. Yeah. I didn't one for the Afflac Duck
Speaker 1: when he got that STD oh. I was there for
Speaker 1: him and it didn't help me get a lower rate.
Speaker 1: It was a sad one all yeah, but it was
Speaker 1: a bad. Today's song, though, is for someone who's I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe the most important person I'm going to sing about
Speaker 1: the entire year wore yeah more than you guys. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: you're gonna find out who it is when I do
Speaker 1: my brand new song of the Week at seven ten. Okay.
Speaker 1: In honor of what would have been Betty White's one
Speaker 1: hundredth birthday today and back by popular demand, of course,
Speaker 1: we are bringing you a special Encore prison patient of
Speaker 1: Jeff's song of the Week titled Brilliantly Betty, Yes, Happy Birthday, Betty.
Speaker 1: Entire world is broken up about this because fans absolutely
Speaker 1: loved her and she just proved that kindness can win.
Speaker 1: This is the theme from the TV show Golden Girls,
Speaker 1: and Betty became a huge star from this. Sorry, it's
Speaker 1: honestly been second ahead for two weeks. And all the
Speaker 1: fans who knew her, they said she was just the sweetest, funniest,
Speaker 1: most adorable, talented lady that you've ever met. Not to
Speaker 1: mention what a pioneer she was in her industry. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: she lived up to all the hype. Seriously, imagine what
Speaker 1: it must have been like as a woman in the
Speaker 1: nineteen forties trying to make it big in Hollywood and
Speaker 1: as a comedian, Yeah, totally. Do you guys know that
Speaker 1: she originally got turned down by the movie producers for
Speaker 1: not being photogenic enough. She's beautiful, so that's why she
Speaker 1: went into radio for over a decade. Yeah, just like us,
Speaker 1: we're all too ugly. But then she got a big
Speaker 1: shot on TV and then you know, went crazy from there.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is a woman who never gave up,
Speaker 1: who persevered and broke down barriers for civil rights and
Speaker 1: animal activism. So I don't know if there's ever been
Speaker 1: a more deserving person to do a song about honoring
Speaker 1: their life than the first Lady of television, Betty White,
Speaker 1: making me I'll weepy. I tried to Betty Brown someday,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna try and honor Betty White today. So
Speaker 1: instead of singing the hit song by Little nas X
Speaker 1: and Jack Harlowe, Industry Baby, it's young Jefferies brilliantly Betty. Well,
Speaker 1: let's wait to see how I do on it before
Speaker 1: we start singing praises. Yeah, all right, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: a point when I'm ready. Okay, this for Betty, Betty
Speaker 1: points round before sliced bread. Want you back? A one more?
Speaker 1: Laughing A. She's the quickest among them with waste cracks,
Speaker 1: A and he sacked. A girl could act, a raise
Speaker 1: a glass, A been around his poie bishop. No man
Speaker 1: could put her in a kitchen. She went out to
Speaker 1: Kelly on a misshap became the queen of television side
Speaker 1: Tu sing Angel Cup. But we know she was Han's
Speaker 1: made for surrounded by labradors next to the pass of
Speaker 1: Mary Tyler More just a couple of weeks away from
Speaker 1: a century. She didn't make it, but she kept a
Speaker 1: hundred anyway. She was a perfect soul like we're in
Speaker 1: the got better as she getting older. Gotta gotta say
Speaker 1: that this one's stuck nineteen nineteen. So yeah, she was
Speaker 1: loved by everyone, even North Korea's Kim Chumping. She was
Speaker 1: like sugar, a sweeterter, like a belly but Sweta. She
Speaker 1: was like Gucci but Chica I freaky frided a beer.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, she the cruelest. Her demeanor was more
Speaker 1: peaceful than a bootist. The way she smiled into the
Speaker 1: camera was the cutest. Got me laughing in the Ryan
Speaker 1: Randold's move was a grandson. She was chiller than I Ammia.
Speaker 1: Her entire life was like a lasser. Huh a beer
Speaker 1: Betty not a cameraon. Yeah, I know, we this is
Speaker 1: so but you know that's what who lose their phone?
Speaker 1: All the old episode of the show streaming and then
Speaker 1: all Betty hosted SNL when she was eighty eight. Drove
Speaker 1: herself there going twenty down the end in her state.
Speaker 1: But she's so wonderful and beloved and even pall over. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the comedy was so clean but just a little bit steamy.
Speaker 1: She started back with Rudini with the white and Black
Speaker 1: and White TV. She had a date as a partly
Speaker 1: game sand All the girl the girls needing Me in
Speaker 1: Heaven up on the sofas, just eating all of the cheesecakes,
Speaker 1: Sophia blanching, Dorothy's ghost, being raunchie and making jokes. Reunited
Speaker 1: again which woes O g of the TV is Batty? Yes,
Speaker 1: she the go found you loving a game show, get
Speaker 1: starting and married the host. No selfies and bloomers, no
Speaker 1: TMZ rumors, no topless Papa Razzi shots on Caribbean schooner.
Speaker 1: She was raised before computers, close to the wagon, trains
Speaker 1: and ubers where she was on TV while Neil Armstrong
Speaker 1: going lunar singers were called spruners. Boyfriends were called suitors.
Speaker 1: Blanche loved to no pant standards, Rose I could see
Speaker 1: a future every dear. She kept getting cuter. She was
Speaker 1: old but still felt through tune the Losers was at
Speaker 1: a ball comical more than at a ball. She loved
Speaker 1: dog has and dogs at the balls because she had
Speaker 1: a heart of goal. A lot of other famous people
Speaker 1: try to share her name, but Betty Boop and Betty
Speaker 1: Crocker couldn't hold a flame. She's on Forgetti ball. That's
Speaker 1: applause for Betty's final curtain call. Yeah yeah, Betty. She
Speaker 1: was brilliantly Betty. He's saying l ip Batty. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was amazing everyone so much. She is dancing in
Speaker 1: her grave right now. I mean, I don't think I
Speaker 1: could request that this be played at her funeral. Well,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a private funeral because I her publicist
Speaker 1: said she never liked to make a big fuss. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's want to make faster about yourself. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: a private thing, but maybe they want to use it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so good, is so good. Everybody's got to go online,
Speaker 1: listen to the song, learn the lyrics because you've got
Speaker 1: it him up on YouTube. Yeah, we'll have it up
Speaker 1: on Brooke and Jeffrey YouTube. We'll have it up on
Speaker 1: our TikTok on Instagram, on all our socials. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then we all play it on her hundredth birthday, which
Speaker 1: is I think January seventeen. Yeah, text in the seventy
Speaker 1: five nine two and tell us what you thought about
Speaker 1: the song of the week, sending your love about Betty White,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna do your phone tap right after this.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning phone taps on the
Speaker 1: twenties and today, I call a woman who why, why
Speaker 1: are you laughing? Smart? Why what did I say? She
Speaker 1: just thought it was said on the twenties? Does you
Speaker 1: never say that? I don't know. Well, I'm tell about
Speaker 1: what's happening, and now I'm just started kind of like
Speaker 1: diry tap when it happens? And today I call a
Speaker 1: woman who works at the post office. Do you I
Speaker 1: do on the twenties? On the twenties I do? A
Speaker 1: bunch of her coworkers emailed the show, saying that she's
Speaker 1: been testing lately with a few rude customers and she
Speaker 1: needs to have a little bit of fun. So how
Speaker 1: will she deal with a guy who tries to bribe
Speaker 1: her so he can sneak in and look through the
Speaker 1: mail during the nighttime. We're gonna find out how she
Speaker 1: reacts in your phone tap? When did they happen? Right?
Speaker 1: That's right now? Postal Center. This is Lorraine. Hi Lorraine,
Speaker 1: My name's Harry. Hi, Harry. How can I help you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have a question. Okay, so there's something that I
Speaker 1: kind of need help with. It's a little bit embarrassing. Um,
Speaker 1: well is this a mail related question? Harry? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's about the mail. Okay, go ahead. I had a
Speaker 1: couple of drinks last night and then go on to Facebook.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you like Facebook? Sir? Did you mail
Speaker 1: somebody something that perhaps you shouldn't have one? I'm going
Speaker 1: to get to that in just a second here. It's
Speaker 1: just when I went on Facebook, they had one of
Speaker 1: their memory things pop up, and of course it's a
Speaker 1: picture of me and my ex from nine years ago. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm with you so far. What can I do for you?
Speaker 1: So I was pretty out of it by that point,
Speaker 1: and I'm, you know, emotional because of seeing the picture,
Speaker 1: and so that's why I decided to write her a letter.
Speaker 1: Oh no. Yeah. And then when I woke up this morning,
Speaker 1: my neighbor told me that I was apparently crying on
Speaker 1: his doorstep and begging him to drive me to the
Speaker 1: postal drop off box, and so I guess he did,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, And so it's it's not good.
Speaker 1: I know, it's not good. Like I know, I'm definitely
Speaker 1: an emotional drunk. And there were some rough drafts that
Speaker 1: I found lying around my apartment where I called her
Speaker 1: my chubby rapunzel, Oh no, sir, and I said something
Speaker 1: about wanting to climb her hand air and fall asleep
Speaker 1: in her conch. Sorry her, what her conch? It's a
Speaker 1: real thing. You can look it up later. No, I
Speaker 1: know what it is. I'm just a bit confused. Well,
Speaker 1: I just I need your help now because I have
Speaker 1: to stop that letter. Well, sir, I am so sorry
Speaker 1: to inform you that, by law, there's nothing I can
Speaker 1: do to interfere with the mail. Once that letter is sent,
Speaker 1: it is sent and it cannot be unsent. I'm so sorry. Okay,
Speaker 1: I knew it was a long shot. Just make sure
Speaker 1: you don't do anything to deface a drop off box
Speaker 1: because that would be a criminal act. Yeah, I won't.
Speaker 1: I mean, you feel bad for me, right, Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think anyone would feel bad for you. That sounds
Speaker 1: terribly embarrassing, and I wish you the best, But there's
Speaker 1: nothing I can do for it to Okay, I understand,
Speaker 1: But like, what if you lost your keys to the
Speaker 1: mail room accidentally and I like found them next to
Speaker 1: the dovester. This is a federal position. Not only would
Speaker 1: I lose my job, but I'd be committing a federal crime.
Speaker 1: There's a percent chance of me doing anything that is
Speaker 1: not by the book. I've been to your facility before,
Speaker 1: what if I just accidentally dropped an Abraham Lincoln next
Speaker 1: to the dumpster? Oh no, no, no, and then you
Speaker 1: could find it on the ground. You say it Abraham Lincoln? Yeah,
Speaker 1: five spot. That's a bit insulting on tap of unreasonable. No, Harry,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I do have to get back to work.
Speaker 1: I'm on the clock. Okay, is there anything else I
Speaker 1: can help you with today? You purchase some stamps. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to have to tell you this, but there's
Speaker 1: a really high chance that there's a picture in that envelope. Well,
Speaker 1: I know this is the age of selfies. Although I'm
Speaker 1: kind of impressed you printed one out. It's a polaroid.
Speaker 1: I have a polaroid camera, and let's just say the
Speaker 1: picture is not of my front. Okay, sir, we gotta
Speaker 1: wrap this up. All right, that's enough. This isn't that appropriate. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm just I need help here, Like if you could
Speaker 1: just so you do need help, but not from the
Speaker 1: postal service. Perhaps you could call a therapist or a
Speaker 1: family member. I've got to hang up. I've got to
Speaker 1: get back to my station. Like, if you find the letter,
Speaker 1: I don't mind if you looked at the picture for
Speaker 1: a sec Oh no, no, okay, you just can't keep it.
Speaker 1: I'm very ashamed of the back of my body, sir.
Speaker 1: If you don't sab that, I'm going to have to
Speaker 1: report you myself. You probably think I'm a really bad person. Huh. Honestly,
Speaker 1: there's a part of me that thinks you're putting me on.
Speaker 1: This seems like a bit much. Which part of you,
Speaker 1: the back part of you or the phone? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: All right, is this some kind of a joke or something,
Speaker 1: because well, I mean maybe it is kind of a joke.
Speaker 1: Fay were serious. Yeah, but it's not because of me.
Speaker 1: It's because of your coworkers, Tory, Bill and James. You guys,
Speaker 1: they wanted me to do a prank phone call. My
Speaker 1: name is actually Jeffery from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. I actually felt bad for you
Speaker 1: for a minute there. They said that some of the
Speaker 1: customers I'm getting on your nerves lately, so they wanted
Speaker 1: to play a joke on you. Yeah, they know almost
Speaker 1: stickler for the rules. Yea, apparently you are. You will
Speaker 1: not then, not even for a link in sounds like
Speaker 1: I got it up into six Washington's now gotta dig deep.
Speaker 1: Couple of Starbucks. Oh okay, now you're coming around. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let you keep the polaroid now, oh my, all right,
Speaker 1: I really do have to give that. Okay, I have
Speaker 1: a good day. You two week up every morning with
Speaker 1: funk Tabs weekday mornings on the twenties. Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Might shock all of our female listeners
Speaker 1: right now, but I'm gonna let you in on a
Speaker 1: little secret about men. Okay, okay, it takes very little
Speaker 1: to impress us, not that secret. Don't be nervous, give
Speaker 1: us one pity laugh. Where's something that shows a little
Speaker 1: bit of extra skin around the wrist or the ankle.
Speaker 1: I mean, basically, just show up and we will be
Speaker 1: one over. Wow. But ladies, if you really want to
Speaker 1: grab a guy's attention, you need to take a lesson
Speaker 1: from the woman in today's second Date update, because what
Speaker 1: she did worked like a charm really. In fact, it's
Speaker 1: why one of our listeners desperately wants to get our
Speaker 1: help in getting in touch with her again. Okay, So
Speaker 1: we're gonna try and help him out, and you'll find
Speaker 1: out her trick to make him so eager to get
Speaker 1: back in touch with her in your brand new second
Speaker 1: Date update right after this Second Date update. The world
Speaker 1: is filled with strange events and occurrences that just can't
Speaker 1: be explained. Oh yeah, sure, yeah, Like how did they
Speaker 1: build the pyramids in Egypt? Seriously? Where is the Lost
Speaker 1: City of Atlantis? Yea? And what does the Tooth Fairy
Speaker 1: do with all those children's teeth? It's kind of creepy.
Speaker 1: Does she sell them as a secret ingredient in Coca Cola?
Speaker 1: And now there's another bizarre mystery future history ends. We'll
Speaker 1: be debating for centuries to come. What really happened at
Speaker 1: the end of Scott's first date? Why does Scott dot know?
Speaker 1: I don't know either, but he emailed the show hoping
Speaker 1: we can help him figure out some of the answers.
Speaker 1: He's on with us right now. What's up, Scott? You
Speaker 1: big fan of Coke? Well not now? A strong opening, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: We'll get to your strange mystery in just a second.
Speaker 1: But first, what's the name of the girl you went
Speaker 1: out with? Brianna? Brianna? Okay, how'd you meet her Instagram?
Speaker 1: Actually she was on her dm me first, and I,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't really even know how she found me.
Speaker 1: I mean, because this girl, she she's amazing. Don't know
Speaker 1: what hashtags are using on your photos, because I want
Speaker 1: to know look some of them up. I don't even
Speaker 1: know which ones I use. What was it that you
Speaker 1: liked about Brianna? I mean she seemed fun. I mean
Speaker 1: they just kind of came through the pictures. I mean
Speaker 1: she sa well, right, if she's hitting you up on
Speaker 1: DM first, she's definitely flirty. He's like, I liked her
Speaker 1: because she was interested. Yeah, she's not flirty, she's like
Speaker 1: you and me are dating now? Yea. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: she was pretty convincing with this first sex she said,
Speaker 1: she said along a photo Okay, and wow it was
Speaker 1: a photo of her wearing just a sweatshirt. So she
Speaker 1: knows how to do this. She's been doing this. This
Speaker 1: isn't her first time photos like a year ago. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: She's running some sort of like how did d M
Speaker 1: one on one on the side? Okay, So did you
Speaker 1: ended up going out with her? Then? Yes, I did.
Speaker 1: She was really hot, she looked amazing. She was who
Speaker 1: she said she was, because it sounded like a catfish
Speaker 1: from the first second it was. It was her. She
Speaker 1: matched the photos. Congratulation. Vega matched the photos, like the
Speaker 1: same sweater with no pants. Yeah, I would have been clever,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it was her, her, her everything that was hers.
Speaker 1: So how is your connection? I mean it was pretty instant,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean Instagram. It was instant. She's like,
Speaker 1: we're at the bar and our table gets ready, like
Speaker 1: near the bar, and she's like, oh, gay, let's do
Speaker 1: some shots. I'm like, uh, I barely know you, but
Speaker 1: you're gorgeous, so let's do it. And we did it
Speaker 1: till the third day. Yeah, I like peer pressure. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I mean look, it was instant chemistry, right. It's like
Speaker 1: rubbing my leg after drinks and she says, hey, you
Speaker 1: live near here, and I said, uh yeah. I was
Speaker 1: very eloquent, beautiful, Like she's like, I want to go
Speaker 1: back to your place. I'm like, we can make that happen.
Speaker 1: So I take her back to my place, had some wine,
Speaker 1: gave her the quick tour because again I don't have
Speaker 1: that big of a place, so it was not a long,
Speaker 1: lengthy tour. But we made it all the way back
Speaker 1: to my couch and we started making out on my
Speaker 1: couch and then she leads me to my bedroom because
Speaker 1: it's good that we cook the tour right where to go?
Speaker 1: Exactly what you just said. Knows what she's doing. She
Speaker 1: dmned you first, she sent you a half naked pig
Speaker 1: at a certain point, that's a red flag. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you want more than a relationship. I mean it
Speaker 1: just sounds like to me, she just wanted a quick,
Speaker 1: like one night of fun. Actually, I mean it was
Speaker 1: even less than that, because all of this everything happened
Speaker 1: in about a span of an hour and a half,
Speaker 1: so she just needed something. I don't wow. Doesn't that
Speaker 1: set off any like alarms in your head though, when
Speaker 1: this really attractive girl suddenly is like immediately taking you
Speaker 1: back to your place it's really hot, or she just like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe she has a bad ex boyfriend
Speaker 1: she needs to get over. You know, stop stop projecting
Speaker 1: every time he happened to be at the target that night.
Speaker 1: This is a dream come true, Jeffrey, So that would
Speaker 1: be a re it is, So let's get back. Let's
Speaker 1: get back to the good dream. Tell us more. She's
Speaker 1: leading you back to the bedroom. What happens next, and
Speaker 1: go very slow when described it? Okay, all right? Is
Speaker 1: that good radio, right, so takes back to my bedroom.
Speaker 1: She then tells me I want to do something special
Speaker 1: for you. Oh, I'm like okay. She says it's going
Speaker 1: to be a surprise, So I'm gonna need you to
Speaker 1: wait in the bathroom. To wait in the bathroom, I'm
Speaker 1: nervous well. And again at this point, I'm not really
Speaker 1: questioning anything coming out of her mouth. I just say yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and yes, oh my god. And it is a perfect
Speaker 1: stranger in your apartment. And I know, I know I
Speaker 1: wasn't thinking that way. I mean, I'm in there in
Speaker 1: the bathroom, and and I don't hear how much going on.
Speaker 1: I don't hear anything. So I'm like okay, as I
Speaker 1: wait there seven minutes and I said, hey, can I
Speaker 1: come out? I'm ready. Seven minutes is a long time
Speaker 1: to stand by your selfhere. But she's probably it takes
Speaker 1: you seven minutes, like how conflict? Yeah, And you know,
Speaker 1: you don't know what's Seven minutes is a long time
Speaker 1: to stay anywhere when you're normal, But when you're in
Speaker 1: the mood that he was internity maybe maybe she's stuck
Speaker 1: in spanks in the bedroom. What's happening? So I don't
Speaker 1: hear any answers. So I leave the bathroom and I
Speaker 1: realized that she is gone, and I mean, and I'm
Speaker 1: going like she all right? But then I'm like, wait
Speaker 1: a second, and I checked from my wallet. Still there,
Speaker 1: my valuable is still there. She didn't take anything. No,
Speaker 1: she didn't take anything. I was like, I was confused.
Speaker 1: I was really like, that's now, it's weird. Where did
Speaker 1: she go? Do you know? I do not know. It
Speaker 1: is a mystery. It seemed like she's almost blocked. I
Speaker 1: cave and find her profile. I don't know what I did.
Speaker 1: You're still in that frisky mood. So what do you
Speaker 1: do next? Well? I texted her nothing no, no, no,
Speaker 1: with your mood, what did you this little cheeky guy
Speaker 1: over here? I was feeling nothing. I texted her nothing.
Speaker 1: I called her nothing. It sounds like some like power
Speaker 1: game she was playing, like see how far she can
Speaker 1: get him? Weird text or something. I don't know. But
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you announce that you were leaving, like you
Speaker 1: left the guy alone in the bathroom? What's going through
Speaker 1: your head? Scott? What do you think happened? You know,
Speaker 1: I mean what you were saying earlier, like maybe there
Speaker 1: was a boyfriend. Maybe she got a text but an emergency.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I talked to my friends about it
Speaker 1: and they said, you know what, you better email broken Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: somebody that's which where we're at here? We are, all right.
Speaker 1: You just want to you want to find out, you
Speaker 1: want to solve the mystery. Yeah, I think we all do.
Speaker 1: So let's play a song. We'll call Brianna for you.
Speaker 1: Maybe can send us that text message just so we
Speaker 1: can get a better image of what we're dealing with here,
Speaker 1: all right, and and we'll try and get you your
Speaker 1: second date update. All right, man, that's good. That sounds
Speaker 1: good to me too. Hold on, she sends you a
Speaker 1: half naked pick in the very first text. She invites
Speaker 1: herself over after a quick round of Kama Kaze's, and
Speaker 1: she seductively sneaks out after telling you to go wait
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. She's the most confusing woman in the
Speaker 1: world and one of our listeners, Scott wants to get
Speaker 1: back in touch with her. If you're just tuning in.
Speaker 1: Scott met a girl named Brianna after she messaged him
Speaker 1: on Instagram. They ended up going out to a bar
Speaker 1: quickly wound up back at his place. He started making out.
Speaker 1: When we're in the bedroom, and she told him she
Speaker 1: had a special surprise for him. He just had to
Speaker 1: wait in his bathroom and she'd tell him when to
Speaker 1: come out. And after waiting five, seven, ten minutes, he
Speaker 1: finally came out and she was mysteriously gone surprise. And
Speaker 1: the thing is, he looked around. It didn't seem like
Speaker 1: she took anything. Yes, wallet was out there, all of
Speaker 1: his belongings were still there. But had no idea where
Speaker 1: she went or why she must be so attractive because
Speaker 1: this typical guy logic, like if anybody was like, here,
Speaker 1: have some drinks and go lock yourself in your own bathroom,
Speaker 1: most people be like, no, girl does it. He's beautiful.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, be back, here's the keys. And then
Speaker 1: he's called for a second date. Yeah, and you still
Speaker 1: want to go out with You're a kid. You guys
Speaker 1: do like to punish yourself a little bit, do beautiful
Speaker 1: women of the worst. Scott's just looking for some answers here.
Speaker 1: The one question that we didn't ask you in the
Speaker 1: first part here, Scott, was were you taking any hallucogenic
Speaker 1: drugs during possible You imagine this whole thing story. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: actually a pink No, this kind of thing doesn't happen
Speaker 1: to me. Okay, this is why I was all expected.
Speaker 1: I got the d M from her in the first place.
Speaker 1: I love the half naked pick let alone, the drinks
Speaker 1: and the shots, and I just all this was just
Speaker 1: like a magical mystery to our leading up to I
Speaker 1: don't know what. Wow, I guess we're gonna find out what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna find out right now. Yeah, he again. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think she wants to see you again? You
Speaker 1: on Instagram, But that's sweet. I want to Let's let's
Speaker 1: find out. Okay, I'm gonna dial the number and we're
Speaker 1: gonna try and get your second date update. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello. Hi, I'm looking to
Speaker 1: speak with Brianna. Hi. My name's Jeffrey from the radio
Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. What Hi, Brianna.
Speaker 1: That's Brooke and Jose and Alexis and we're doing something
Speaker 1: today called a second date update. Have you ever heard
Speaker 1: of that before? Um? What is this about? What this
Speaker 1: is about your recent dating life? And you went out
Speaker 1: with a guy recently who had a great time with you,
Speaker 1: and he's hoping to get back in touch with you,
Speaker 1: but you haven't been responding. Okay, his name is Scott. Uh,
Speaker 1: I can't tell, but I can't tell you have a
Speaker 1: sexy laugh. I mean, I will give you credit for that, Brianna. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said that he was like blown away by you. Oh, Brianna,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Scott emailed our show and told us
Speaker 1: all about your date and he's confused based on how
Speaker 1: it ended and your Okay, wait, Brianna, Like it's almost
Speaker 1: mean at this point, you left the guy in the
Speaker 1: bathroom for seven minutes and then he comes out and
Speaker 1: you're gone after promises were made. I the promise matter, like, well,
Speaker 1: I mean it makes it worse. Well, he was only
Speaker 1: in there with seven minutes. I was hoping he'd be
Speaker 1: in there a lot longer. Oh my god, I knew it.
Speaker 1: This is some power trip thing, right, Brianna. It's okay,
Speaker 1: Like you could tell us, Okay, I probably shitn't, but
Speaker 1: she's I know the confidence in your voice. I know
Speaker 1: it's confusing because it's like, at one point I think
Speaker 1: what you did is not right, but on the other part,
Speaker 1: I'm really impressed. Yeah, yeah, you sound so proud of yourself.
Speaker 1: What happened? Okay, I'm gonna tell you. So, I actually
Speaker 1: never was interested in him at all. What then, why
Speaker 1: did you hit him up on Instagram? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so bad. One of my really great friends. She's
Speaker 1: one of my best friends for like ten years. Okay,
Speaker 1: she went out with this guy once and they had
Speaker 1: a great time, and he totally ghosted her. But the
Speaker 1: thing is, she left her watch over at his apartment
Speaker 1: and he totally was ignoring her texts, her calls. And
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a good nice thing to do.
Speaker 1: Do you? Guys know That's why I didn't like you
Speaker 1: in the beginning of this right, So, me, being the great,
Speaker 1: wonderful friend that I am, I decided to divide the
Speaker 1: plan to get her watch back for her genius. I
Speaker 1: love it if you're a diabolical mastermind. So that's how
Speaker 1: you found him on Instagram too, Because remember in the beginning,
Speaker 1: he's like, I don't even know howem Oh my god,
Speaker 1: guys are so dumb. They go for any girl. I
Speaker 1: want you as a friend. Wow. So you set this
Speaker 1: whole thing up just so you can go back to
Speaker 1: Scott's apartment and get her watch back. Yeah, and he's
Speaker 1: so stupid. He didn't even realize that I was taking
Speaker 1: water shot well he was getting Okay, Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: this is smart he Oh, Scott, did you did you
Speaker 1: find the watch? Of course it wasn't even that hard,
Speaker 1: Like it was just in his drawer like he just
Speaker 1: keeps like his memorabilia from his days. Oh, it's like, Oh,
Speaker 1: she wasn't moving, like after two minutes, she found it
Speaker 1: right away. I just wonder what Scott's thinking about all
Speaker 1: this because I need to tell you, Brianna, Scott's on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Surprise on you Sky either. Yeah, I'm Yanna. I mean,
Speaker 1: are you joking right now? I mean, this is crazy?
Speaker 1: Got you should be lucky, Like I could have taken
Speaker 1: all your money, all your thing, Like that's true. Scott,
Speaker 1: do you know who she's talking about? Do you know
Speaker 1: what friend she's talking about that you ghosted? Yes, And
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about a watch or whatever. But Scott, why
Speaker 1: didn't you respond to that girl's text when she was
Speaker 1: asking for a watch back? Yeah? Person that I didn't
Speaker 1: understand what it was about. And then I forgot about
Speaker 1: it after a couple of days, it's forgot about the watch.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is creepy. I mean, at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, I know it sucks and it hurts
Speaker 1: your feelings, but no harm was done. I mean, she
Speaker 1: got your drums, she got your home safe, You went
Speaker 1: to a closet, you went to the bathroom. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: her frank on her property backs like she took anything
Speaker 1: at yours. I mean the harm that's done is that
Speaker 1: now whenever Scott d m's a girl and she sends
Speaker 1: him a nice pick, he's gonna be thinking, what does
Speaker 1: she want for me? Like? What did I leave? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe it. I thought we had
Speaker 1: instant chemistry. I sell something man. Well, I mean, Brianna,
Speaker 1: I mean, don't you feel a little bit bad that
Speaker 1: you let him on so much? That well? I mean
Speaker 1: I think that means that, Brianna, you don't see a
Speaker 1: future with Scott. I don't know. There's only one way
Speaker 1: to find out, and that's by asking, Brianna, we would
Speaker 1: like to send the two of you on another date
Speaker 1: and we'll pay for it. What do you say? The
Speaker 1: only way I would ever go out on another date
Speaker 1: with you, Scott, with one of my other friends, or
Speaker 1: to have another date with you. I have something stolen
Speaker 1: and okay, so you're saying there's a chance yet friends,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh man, what have you learned from
Speaker 1: all of this? Scott? Like, I guess, just never trust
Speaker 1: a hot girl who sends you a picture. And if
Speaker 1: there's any ladies out there that need some items recovered,
Speaker 1: called Brianna, so get them back for you. That's a
Speaker 1: real business. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning on this show.
Speaker 1: We like to do things the easy way, using as
Speaker 1: little effort or brain power as possible. You mean, my
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Speaker 1: there you were, Mama, like, oh, you were seductively revving
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Speaker 1: day of the work. Yeah, let's go it is. It
Speaker 1: says you clogged the Wendy's toilet last Saturday. My boss
Speaker 1: summoned me to help you out. And that's when I
Speaker 1: went into the west room and was pleasantly surprised to
Speaker 1: find you there. And when you have to help someone,
Speaker 1: that's a bad problem. You were the larger, dark haired
Speaker 1: girl with caterpillar lips and a frosty milkshake stain on
Speaker 1: your shirt. Fuzzy. Oh, it wasn't planned, but suddenly I
Speaker 1: became your knight in Shining Armor, Caterpillar. Actually, I'm just
Speaker 1: to drive through guy who showed up with an extra
Speaker 1: strength plunger. After five minutes of different angle pumps and
Speaker 1: you cheering me on, something incredible happened. As I was
Speaker 1: standing on the tank, pumping from my life Jesus, the
Speaker 1: toilet finally wave up, making a horrifying guttural noise that's
Speaker 1: colored water spewed. I was victorious. Afterwards, I lay down
Speaker 1: on the tile, gasping, for I was sweating more than
Speaker 1: a baconator under a heat lamp. You thanked me after
Speaker 1: I plunged out one of the most difficult clogs of
Speaker 1: my career. After you left, I saved a piece of
Speaker 1: the toilet paper to remember the occasion. I've carried it
Speaker 1: around with me in my wallet ever since. Hopefully when
Speaker 1: you come in again, we can share a frosty on me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want him, and maybe this time I can
Speaker 1: make a different stain on your shirt that. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be ketchup. Shut up, Jeff, so disturbing. Sincerely,
Speaker 1: Harrison the Great A wrong guy. This next misconnection is
Speaker 1: titled never done a redhead before. Man for Woman thirty
Speaker 1: one Downtown office Building. Okay, that's bluntt a little honest,
Speaker 1: though it's good. He says. You're the cute ginger receptionist
Speaker 1: with the skirt that makes your backside look like a
Speaker 1: cursive cue. She has a tail, though, He goes on,
Speaker 1: I'm the sharp dress stud you met in the elevator,
Speaker 1: you know, the one with the long sideburns and sturdy
Speaker 1: V shaped chin. Who I work on floor eight? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Flora in the house? Am I right? Nob that he
Speaker 1: actually wrote floor eight in the house, And anyway, you
Speaker 1: probably know me as the bad ass sales dude that
Speaker 1: spends most of his time cashing checks and snapping necks.
Speaker 1: It's a tough job, but I rocket on a daily basis,
Speaker 1: if I do say so myself. Anyway, after I caught
Speaker 1: you staring at my zipper, I peeped your name in
Speaker 1: the company directory, then did some digging and found you
Speaker 1: on the Graham you know Instagram to specify that one,
Speaker 1: you just found out that the gram is called the Graham's. Like,
Speaker 1: why isn't he just dving or why is he writing
Speaker 1: on Craigslist? That's true, that's not how badass sales dudes
Speaker 1: roll over. He probably didn't open it, he says, looks
Speaker 1: like you're recently single. Sorry you got dump sweet pants.
Speaker 1: But you know what Tebird always says. When one door closes,
Speaker 1: another opens. Bird also works on Florida. Speaking of opening doors,
Speaker 1: what do you say I opened my passenger door for
Speaker 1: you to get inside my brand new Cobalt blue Chevy Camaro. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'll make sure we leave the parking garage, but only
Speaker 1: if you let me. I just don't want our co
Speaker 1: workers to hear you screaming te Bird's name too loudly
Speaker 1: called prend Senorita Bark lot of work. That's terrible. That's
Speaker 1: t bird stands for tim is what it says stands
Speaker 1: for Timothy. Yeah, that's your Craigslist misconnections, Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning, Brooks going for two in a row today,
Speaker 1: all right? And is it me or have a lot
Speaker 1: of our contestants been in the medical field that have
Speaker 1: been calling in for win Brooks box. Well, it's like
Speaker 1: people who are actually still driving to work. They're like
Speaker 1: the only ones, very very important. Yeah, and they're not
Speaker 1: making enough money clearly. You know. That's why Sarah, an
Speaker 1: MRI tech from Tacoma, is on the phone trying to
Speaker 1: take your money today. Brook. Hey, Sarah, h oh, she's
Speaker 1: gonna scan my brain? Is that what MRIs do? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: look at Brooke wasn't sure. I wasn't sure. Honestly, I
Speaker 1: thought that was a cat scancer. Cats they're different, they
Speaker 1: read different things. You can get MRIs and cat scans. Sue. Yeah, true.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you should probably ask the MRI
Speaker 1: technician instead of just like battling back and forth. But
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, she says something. We're like, no, no,
Speaker 1: you don't know and then she's like, oh, I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm at work now? All right, I'm sorry about that, Sarah.
Speaker 1: Let's send Brook out of the studio. Will that happens?
Speaker 1: You know how the game's played. You have thirty seconds
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
Speaker 1: just say passed, and you have to beat Brooke outright
Speaker 1: to win. You're ready to do this? Yeah? All right?
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Today is bagel and locks day.
Speaker 1: Locks is a brine filet of what fish? What's the
Speaker 1: name of the bear that wears a hat on the Muppets?
Speaker 1: A path? A gum shoe is a nickname that refers
Speaker 1: to which profession? Okay, in which decade was Robert de
Speaker 1: Niro born nineteen fifties. On which of the Hawaiian islands
Speaker 1: would you find the famous volcano diamond Head? You say,
Speaker 1: the Big one, the Big Island? Okay? I think we
Speaker 1: could take that as an answer. Let's bring Brook back
Speaker 1: into the studio and uh, Sarah, In addition to saving
Speaker 1: lives every single day, what's something else interesting we should
Speaker 1: know about you? Oh? I don't know. What's your favorite
Speaker 1: thing to do when you get home from work? Drink? Wine.
Speaker 1: You heard all my knowledge? All right, your return you're ready? Yes,
Speaker 1: your time starts now. Today is bagel and locks day.
Speaker 1: Locks is a brined filet of what fisham? What's the
Speaker 1: name of the bear that wears a hat on the Muppets?
Speaker 1: Oh pass? A gum shoe is a nickname that refers
Speaker 1: to which profession detectives in Which decade was Robert de
Speaker 1: Niro born six fifties. On Which of the Hawaiian islands
Speaker 1: would you find the famous volcano diamond Head Oahu in
Speaker 1: eighteen eighty five? What soda was invented by a pharmacist
Speaker 1: in Texas, doctor Pepper? What kind of traditionally on margarita pizza? Basil? Basil?
Speaker 1: However you say it, Let's go to the scoreboard and
Speaker 1: find out how you both did with Jose. I tried
Speaker 1: just one chilling that set the bay feel like I
Speaker 1: dated that guy one. Sarah, you got one corrected day.
Speaker 1: That's all right, Sarah, It's okay. Yeah, she's still laughing.
Speaker 1: She's looking at somebody's MRI right now and she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that is bad. I'm sorry. You can come back and
Speaker 1: play again. Sometimes, especially since you lost, you don't even
Speaker 1: have to wait to play. Let's go to the answers
Speaker 1: for everybody here. Today is bagel and locks day. Locks
Speaker 1: is a brined filet of salmon. Get in my mouth.
Speaker 1: The bear that wears a hat on the Muppets is
Speaker 1: Fozzy Bear. Yeah, A gum shoes a nickname that refers
Speaker 1: to a detective or a private investigator. Robert de Niro
Speaker 1: was born in the nineteen forties. He is seventy seven
Speaker 1: years old. You'd find the famous volcano diamond Head on
Speaker 1: Oahu in eighteen eighty five. Doctor Pepper was invented by
Speaker 1: a pharmacist in Texas, and the kind of herb traditionally
Speaker 1: on a margart to pizza is basil. So I'm sorry, Sarah,
Speaker 1: no cash today, but thank you so much for the
Speaker 1: work that you're doing. We'll be back to thank you too.
Speaker 1: We'll be back to win Brooks Box, same time tomorrow,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.