Speaker 1: Morning. All our listeners. Right now, your waistline is in danger.
Speaker 1: Oh d lock your doors, avoid all the local grocery
Speaker 1: outlets because it's Girl Scout cookie season. That means little
Speaker 1: girls everywhere are hitting the streets looking to destroy your
Speaker 1: New Year's resolutions by hawking boxes of delicious thin mints, samoas,
Speaker 1: and dosy doughs right at your face. I got to say,
Speaker 1: it's not the eating cookies that stresses me out. I'm
Speaker 1: totally fine with that. It's the figuring out how to
Speaker 1: say no to them in there everywhere. It's like everywhere
Speaker 1: they are, they're trying to get you. This is why
Speaker 1: I'm asking for a new quarantine, just so I don't
Speaker 1: see those little I saw some set up in the
Speaker 1: middle of a car wash. Actually, that's what they're doing
Speaker 1: to change with the times in the pandemic. Now, the
Speaker 1: Girl Scouts are partnering with door Dash to do on
Speaker 1: demand cookie I thought they were just going to move
Speaker 1: into your home for a little while. So it's gonna
Speaker 1: start sometime next month. So you can check the local
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Speaker 1: near me because I get you in a lot of trouble.
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Speaker 1: really need to do is hire the Girl Scouts the
Speaker 1: money that you need. Those Girl Scouts will find you too, seriously.
Speaker 1: And remember there's a brand new cookie that they're coming
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Speaker 1: the Chocolate Factory. You can drown yourself in a river
Speaker 1: of chocolate and Girl Scout cookies. Just want to lay down,
Speaker 1: open my mouth and have somebody pour them in. Okay,
Speaker 1: before we get any further into this and we make
Speaker 1: ourselves large just by talking, let's just get into the
Speaker 1: shop caller question of the day. We have a buckfel
Speaker 1: of names. You're gonna draw one out who gets ask
Speaker 1: the trivia question. If you answer wrong, you're going to
Speaker 1: be punished by getting shocked while you sing a song.
Speaker 1: So texts into seven eight, five, nine two and tell
Speaker 1: us which one you'd like to hear. I'm gonna draw
Speaker 1: a name out because I had the shot collar last
Speaker 1: and I got Jose. Gravy stains balan y. Jose's putting
Speaker 1: on the shot collar. While that happens, Digital Jay, please
Speaker 1: read us a shot callar question of the day. Many
Speaker 1: people can blame one thing or another for why they're
Speaker 1: not in a relationship. Myself. Maybe there's a few people
Speaker 1: in this room who are single by choice. Yeah yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: but here's a question for all the lonelies out there.
Speaker 1: Have you ever thought that your job is holding you
Speaker 1: back from love? Sometimes? I do now. Yeah. I say
Speaker 1: that because the Census Bureau recently analyzed their data and
Speaker 1: found the jobs where people are most likely to be
Speaker 1: single at age forty. Because you wanted to have a
Speaker 1: deep conversation with Jose, I'm ready for it. It definitely
Speaker 1: seems like working nights or strange hours or not great
Speaker 1: for settling down. Because number one on the list was bartenders.
Speaker 1: Bartenders are single at age forty. That's why you have
Speaker 1: to date each other because you're on the same schedules.
Speaker 1: I need you to come up with the other three
Speaker 1: jobs that made the list, in no particular order. Usually,
Speaker 1: if you're a male escort, you're not tied down. But
Speaker 1: that's my choice. I feel like I don't know how
Speaker 1: I know that the same. Also, all weird hours in
Speaker 1: a male escort, yes fits the criteria. I think another
Speaker 1: job that travels a lot, like a flight attendant or anything,
Speaker 1: or you guys don't think Yeah, no, I dated a
Speaker 1: flight attendant was so hard she like literally disappeared for
Speaker 1: ten days, never texted me, and then came back. I
Speaker 1: was like, I I'm like, I thought we were done
Speaker 1: and she got married. Yeah, and she got a boob job. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're list be still here, But you know what
Speaker 1: I think. Also, what's interesting to this or these are
Speaker 1: the two professions we're talking about, are also notoriously bad
Speaker 1: at chat cheating, right Like bartenders like notorious, they're not
Speaker 1: being faithful in a relationship. You're saying. A doctor, Yes,
Speaker 1: they're notorious and they're hours. But I medical like medical
Speaker 1: staff in general. Like when my best friend was working
Speaker 1: er as a nurse for years, she had crazy schedule.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that's during normal times. The thing is,
Speaker 1: if you ever tell someone that you're a doctor, you
Speaker 1: have a million people flocking to you trying to date
Speaker 1: you because more millionaires don't work around your schedules, saying
Speaker 1: because the same thing was like a lawyer, anybody that
Speaker 1: makes a lot of money, it's they're gonna have no
Speaker 1: trouble finding a date. I think flight attendance was a
Speaker 1: good idea. Yeah, I locked in flight attendant. Doctor. I
Speaker 1: have a question mark, let's get the question one more time.
Speaker 1: If you're single at forty, it's not your fault, it's
Speaker 1: probably your job. I say that because the Senses recently
Speaker 1: gathered data and found the careers where you were most
Speaker 1: likely to be single at age forty. I already told
Speaker 1: you bar attending was number one on the list. And
Speaker 1: because I feel bad for the singles in this room,
Speaker 1: I'll toss a guess on the house. Tell me a
Speaker 1: job you think is on on there, and I'll tell
Speaker 1: you if you're correct. Do you want to ask because
Speaker 1: I think if I get the answer to this, I
Speaker 1: get two of them. So I'm gonna ask the doctor
Speaker 1: because if doctor's on it, then I'm gonna also say lawyer.
Speaker 1: Doctors are not on the left. The difference with lawyer
Speaker 1: is that they work so much. If you're a firm,
Speaker 1: you're putting in like literally ninety hour one hundred hour
Speaker 1: work weeks where you just don't even have time to
Speaker 1: meet people. Yeah, but if you're a successful lawyer, you
Speaker 1: just have the lower people. That's not true though, That's
Speaker 1: not true because it helped to think of like TV
Speaker 1: shows or movies where the characters in them work jobs
Speaker 1: that like are constantly single. Like like on the show Friends,
Speaker 1: I know, Monica is a chef and she's always struggling
Speaker 1: to find that that's the kitchen thing, just like bartenders.
Speaker 1: And that's a question I was going to ask, Like,
Speaker 1: as a server different than bartender, it's all the same
Speaker 1: hours most of the time. You know, I would consider
Speaker 1: them different for this question. Yea, because serving I literally
Speaker 1: I've been in restaurants for forever, over ten years. I
Speaker 1: would say all three of them a chef and it's
Speaker 1: not bad. Chefs are closed, Like at Nice you could
Speaker 1: actually go on dates and stuff. No chef, really they
Speaker 1: have to close. Chefs cooked, yeah, and then prep for
Speaker 1: the next day. Yeah. My friend that's a chef is
Speaker 1: always and working all weekends. Are there any that you've
Speaker 1: locked in. I've locked in flight attendant for sure. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you just need two more and I'm thinking right now,
Speaker 1: the two are a lawyer, server, but it doesn't feel
Speaker 1: like it's right. I know. I'm also thinking of jobs
Speaker 1: that are super demanding. So it's not all yeah, like
Speaker 1: it's not going to be dentist because they work two
Speaker 1: days a week. Yeah, you know, but like the opposite
Speaker 1: or an EMT yeah is actually good. Or a firefighter.
Speaker 1: But the thing about firefighters is they'll do like twenty
Speaker 1: four hours chef and again, then they get like a
Speaker 1: week off and they only work like two days. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we have to lock it in. I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with flight attendant, sir her lawyer. According to
Speaker 1: census data, these are the four jobs that are most
Speaker 1: likely to be held by single people at the age
Speaker 1: of forty. I already told you bartending was on the list.
Speaker 1: Number four on the list, sixty two percent of these
Speaker 1: people are single at forty. Flight attendants, you got that correct.
Speaker 1: Number three on the list, sixty six percent of people
Speaker 1: are single at age forty. For this restaurant hosts and
Speaker 1: servers a chef now, and number two on the list again,
Speaker 1: sixty six percent of these people are single at the
Speaker 1: age of forty. You said, lawyer and The correct answer
Speaker 1: was hotel desk clerks. One of my best friends managers
Speaker 1: the hotel. No, he's married. Actually he's the general manager. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's not the death perk. Yeah. At another point. All right,
Speaker 1: well i'll say you didn't get him, all right, so
Speaker 1: you're gonna get shocked. And somebody wanted to hear the
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