Speaker 1: Confession. I can't take back girls speaker. It's the segment
Speaker 1: on our show that's one hundred percent clothing optional. I'm
Speaker 1: taking my clothes off besides the mask. Of course, stay safe.
Speaker 1: It's important. One of our listeners is on the line
Speaker 1: ready to confess something crazy that happened in her life.
Speaker 1: She's chosen to use the fake name today Irene so Irene.
Speaker 1: You going clothes or no clothes for this? Oh? I'm
Speaker 1: covered up for this one. Okay, wow, more clothes. Actually,
Speaker 1: however you want to do it, that's up to you.
Speaker 1: But the voice changer is on. You are now the
Speaker 1: mask speaker, So whenever you're ready, give us the juicy deats.
Speaker 1: So you know, I'm gonna stumble through this a little
Speaker 1: bit because I'm really nervous. Okay, okay. Also, remember your
Speaker 1: voice is Matt. No one knows who you. Calm me
Speaker 1: down a little bit. Yeah, it actually sounds sexy with
Speaker 1: the stumbling with the voice changing. So I worked in
Speaker 1: an office. I've worked there for a long time. I
Speaker 1: know my co workers really well. It's more than the
Speaker 1: people in this room can say about each other. So
Speaker 1: that's good. I know your guys' names. I just don't
Speaker 1: know everybody else's Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're brandy, Yeah, one
Speaker 1: of those good workers. Okay. So I also make my
Speaker 1: launch pretty much every day because it just works better
Speaker 1: for me for nutrition and cost. And most people and
Speaker 1: my co workers know it. As a matter of fact.
Speaker 1: They always comment on it because they always say, my
Speaker 1: lunches look so good, and wow, your co workers compliment
Speaker 1: your food. You know you're playing about the smell around here?
Speaker 1: Just broccoli and fish. I don't know where god, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, but yeah, so tell us more about your
Speaker 1: delicious lunches. I noticed that often, not every day, but
Speaker 1: on a fairly regular basis, I would go to get
Speaker 1: my lunch out of the community refrigerator and it wasn't there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: never has that problem that sucks for you. It's just
Speaker 1: it's annoying, and it wasn't like it was the first
Speaker 1: time it happened. So I tried to do, you know,
Speaker 1: all the right things, and keep my cool about it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I work with all these people. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: do you do you live? A passive aggressive note on
Speaker 1: the refrigerator because that's usually the go to in our office. Well,
Speaker 1: I tried to make it. Hey, guys, my lunch is missing.
Speaker 1: If you really like it that much, let me know
Speaker 1: when I'll make one for you too, ha ha, and
Speaker 1: I'll charge you a lot less than you would pay outside.
Speaker 1: You know. I was trying to have a little humor
Speaker 1: about it. Ye good actually, So that didn't get any
Speaker 1: results except a few people make chute comments and you know,
Speaker 1: and they said, but you know, when when are we
Speaker 1: going to have the lunch bag lady here again? And
Speaker 1: it was still getting stolen, still getting stolen. So I
Speaker 1: decided it was time to kind of like find out
Speaker 1: what was going on. And this is really not my style,
Speaker 1: but I really had to think about what would I
Speaker 1: do so that I could find out who it was? Vindictive?
Speaker 1: Irene came out? Is what it sounds like. No, but
Speaker 1: I let's just say I turned up the heat on
Speaker 1: the spice a little bit and I put in a
Speaker 1: really hot pepper in my chicken salad. Okay, okay, did
Speaker 1: it get stolen the day that you did that? Sure enough,
Speaker 1: the day that I did that, I went to my
Speaker 1: lunch and it was gone, oh, and you're like, yes, No.
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to know who it was, but
Speaker 1: I kind of didn't. But I knew I was about
Speaker 1: to find out, so I went back to my desk.
Speaker 1: I just made myself a cup of tea and said, well,
Speaker 1: I assume at some point there'll be some indication about this.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Just visit the employee bathroom often,
Speaker 1: I mean, what else? Well, if I took a bite
Speaker 1: at something spicy, you know, I screamed from my desk.
Speaker 1: Open enough office that you get to see the comings
Speaker 1: and goings. So you're you're sitting there waiting for somebody
Speaker 1: to start panicking. Yeah. Oh, there was a big meeting
Speaker 1: in the conference room and all of a sudden, the
Speaker 1: door swings open and the head block. Did you say
Speaker 1: the boss come out looking like his head was on fire?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, sounds what he is. Yeah. I would
Speaker 1: not keep cool, I'd see it, but be like but
Speaker 1: it would be like instinct. Would you take me? I'm
Speaker 1: telling you all logic would leave my body brooks to
Speaker 1: watch people suffer normally too, So I guess that checks out.
Speaker 1: But what did you do? Oh my god? Well I
Speaker 1: didn't have to worry about confronting him, because after he
Speaker 1: came out of the bathroom, he came over to my
Speaker 1: desk and started screaming at me. What he was yelling
Speaker 1: at you? He was screaming at me. He was calling
Speaker 1: me names. I was scared. I mean, there's just nothing
Speaker 1: for me to do. What could I say? I'm terrified
Speaker 1: right in the middle of the office. What was his
Speaker 1: premise of yelling at you? Who was stealing? Please tell
Speaker 1: me that jerk got fired? Well, he was so horrible
Speaker 1: that and making so much noise that HR had to
Speaker 1: come in and pull him out. Okay, what happened next?
Speaker 1: Look at her? Apparently he had some other issues in
Speaker 1: the office, and the next day we got a company
Speaker 1: email saying that he'd been fired. Yes, that's right, that
Speaker 1: chicken salad you down? Yea, all right? I hate people
Speaker 1: like that. I mean I can do it every day
Speaker 1: all the time. We really shouldn't be celebrating that much
Speaker 1: over somebody losing their job. Fault? Are you joking me?
Speaker 1: He's steal in a lunch. Then he gets caught and
Speaker 1: yells at the person who's lunch he's stole Irene. How
Speaker 1: do you feel about it? Do you feel proud or
Speaker 1: do you feel guilty? I feel a little bit guilty, bedical,
Speaker 1: He said, this was not my intention. I just wanted
Speaker 1: you know, a little turnaround is fair play kind of thing.
Speaker 1: But it's just you know, I'm not a bad person.
Speaker 1: I said, I would have made lunch for somebody if
Speaker 1: they were really in that badest shape, I would have
Speaker 1: made some arrangement. You are too nice. It is not
Speaker 1: your fault at all. I can hear you feel guilty someone,
Speaker 1: Yeah you should have feel guilty. Yeah you could be
Speaker 1: a little bit guilty. That good anyway, Thank you for
Speaker 1: sharing that with us I and good luck with your work.
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