Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's looking to explore his artistic
Speaker 1: side by making a twenty foot tall sculpture out of
Speaker 1: baby teeth. But there's one problem, at least the police
Speaker 1: think so, because he only wants to use teeth that
Speaker 1: are still in the babies right, be an issue. But
Speaker 1: that's Laser Stories, the segment where we discuss weird news
Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 1: we have a laser and those other skunkaroos just don't.
Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Huntington, West Virginia.
Speaker 1: A TV reporter named Tory Jorgie was reporting on a
Speaker 1: broken waterman on a downtown street when the unthinkable happened
Speaker 1: and she was hit by a car. Oh that terrible.
Speaker 1: Luckily she's okay, Oh, thank goodness. And we actually have
Speaker 1: audio of the lead news anchor setting up her report
Speaker 1: and then tossing it to her when the accident occurred.
Speaker 1: But she'd better get an Emmy or something for this
Speaker 1: three story. Orki joins us. Now live in Dunbar and Tory,
Speaker 1: they're not seeing any flakes but wet roads, and now
Speaker 1: we're starting to experience unfortunately in frees though we see
Speaker 1: this water main breaks. Oh god, I got hit by
Speaker 1: a car. But I'm okay. I just got hit by cars.
Speaker 1: But I'm okay. Tis first, Okay, we're all good. I'm okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, that's live TV for you. It's all good.
Speaker 1: I actually got hit by a car in college too,
Speaker 1: just like that, So calm. I'm starting to think it's
Speaker 1: her fault. Somehow, news angers the most stereotypical people. Do
Speaker 1: you're The guy was just like, well that's the first
Speaker 1: for TV. No reactions, It didn't seem real concerned she
Speaker 1: an intern or what. You guys only heard the audio,
Speaker 1: But the video of this is actually way more incredible
Speaker 1: because how fast is the car going. It's not going
Speaker 1: super fast, okay. And the thing is Tori doesn't have
Speaker 1: a camera person there with her. Oh man, I have
Speaker 1: done this. I have been at these TV stations where
Speaker 1: you do it all. You bring the camera, you set
Speaker 1: it up, back up. It's rough. So after she got
Speaker 1: hit by the car, she had the wherewithal to not
Speaker 1: only get back up, but recent her her camera. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and then keep reporting. That's a real professional. Before she
Speaker 1: could finish, the news anchor at the desk who just
Speaker 1: watched all this happen, had a very important question he
Speaker 1: needed to ask. So you you know, it's my lad.
Speaker 1: So you go on the job and I think this
Speaker 1: would happen. So you were you bumped down low, Tori?
Speaker 1: Orhe you hit up high? I couldn't really tell from
Speaker 1: the looking. I don't even do you know if I
Speaker 1: was bumped down low? Hi? I don't even know. I
Speaker 1: don't even know. Tim. My whole life just slashed before
Speaker 1: my eyes. How the car flying? How did the car
Speaker 1: gonna bump you up? High? Tim? Come on, but you
Speaker 1: know that's the question. You ever got hit by a car? Brook,
Speaker 1: I would ask you if you got hit lower high?
Speaker 1: Screwed him? Not the person that hit her with the cars?
Speaker 1: Did you get hit? A few moments later, Tory was
Speaker 1: able to shake it off and finish her report about
Speaker 1: the water main. Right, that's you're worried? Like, didn't he ask, like, Hey,
Speaker 1: where did the driver go? Was it a hit and run?
Speaker 1: Do you want to go work for the news. This
Speaker 1: next laser story is out of South Dakota. A newly
Speaker 1: married twenty two year old woman named Leah Wilson was
Speaker 1: feeling a little bit overwhelmed in her marriage and just
Speaker 1: needed a break from her husband jumped into that early
Speaker 1: twenty two man. Yes, So instead of talking to him
Speaker 1: rationally or maybe planning a weekend away, she came up
Speaker 1: with an even better idea and staged her own kidnapping
Speaker 1: from a Domino's Pizza restaurant. Leah worked there as a
Speaker 1: delivery driver and called her hasband around closing time, saying
Speaker 1: that she was surrounded by multiple people who were holding
Speaker 1: guns and demanding money. You know they're going to make
Speaker 1: your husband blow up your phone? More like that's not
Speaker 1: gonna get rid of her. Then she hung up. Her
Speaker 1: husband immediately called nine one one and told them what
Speaker 1: was going on. Well, thank god, can you imagine if
Speaker 1: he just hung up the phone. Thank god didn't hear
Speaker 1: the last thing she said the news anchor, if that
Speaker 1: was his one? Are they pointing at the guns? Fire all?
Speaker 1: But the police were able to ping the woman's phone
Speaker 1: to a fast food restaurant about sixty miles away. In
Speaker 1: a matter of minutes, a swat team swarmed her car,
Speaker 1: where they found Leah and another man inside phone. After
Speaker 1: being questioned, she admitted that she'd never been kidnapped. She
Speaker 1: faked the whole thing because she just wanted a break
Speaker 1: from marriage. Sad, maybe we shouldn't have gotten married. Afterwards,
Speaker 1: she was charged with attempting grand theft and making a
Speaker 1: false report to authorities. It's next Laser stories out of
Speaker 1: Fashion Forward Headquarters. We already know what the biggest trend
Speaker 1: for men will be this year because the Wall Street
Speaker 1: journals declared dudes will be all about dressing like a kid.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I accidentally almost bought some kids shirts recently.
Speaker 1: This isn't popping up out of the blue either. The
Speaker 1: kid core trend has already begun to emerge in recent years,
Speaker 1: with celebrities like Pete Davidson and Justin Bieber who are
Speaker 1: dressing more like tweenagers, wearing beaded charm necklaces and tight
Speaker 1: eye and bright colors. Yeah yeah, my kids really into
Speaker 1: dinosaur sweatpants right now? Do you guys want to borrow
Speaker 1: a pair or a dinosaur T shirt? The other day
Speaker 1: to check out and it was like, but where's the
Speaker 1: large and it's like tea. The reason is because it
Speaker 1: takes us back to a time before we started dressing
Speaker 1: to look cool and we actually just wore what we liked. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. You can't get a four year old
Speaker 1: into itchy pants no matter how hard you try. In fact,
Speaker 1: a fashion tracking company found that last year kid corps
Speaker 1: was one of the top trends thanks to searches for
Speaker 1: items like cartoon crocs. And it's gonna be interesting to
Speaker 1: see how this trend develops, says Did you see that guy?
Speaker 1: He was like a twelve? They never like match anymore.
Speaker 1: Like the tops like tied iron stripe up backwards hot
Speaker 1: you mean yeah? This next laser story is out of
Speaker 1: the study of Life bro. If there's one adage that
Speaker 1: everyone should know, it's that money can't buy happiness, but
Speaker 1: some people just can't resist. The new survey found eighty
Speaker 1: eight percent of people have spent money on something just
Speaker 1: to make themselves happier. Travel and food were the top
Speaker 1: things that people bought. Sure, I just bought plane tickets
Speaker 1: this week. It feels good. It made me happy. You
Speaker 1: just said this. After that, It's followed by clothes and shoes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and when given a choice between money or love, sixty
Speaker 1: seven percent said they thought money would make them happier. Oh,
Speaker 1: it doesn't talk back, No, it's not. If you're happy
Speaker 1: when you're poor, then you'll be happy when you're rich.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're sad when you're poor, you'll probably
Speaker 1: be sad all the time. I'm always going to bed.
Speaker 1: There's there's one big problem with that. It has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with inflation or supply chain shortages. It's that
Speaker 1: spending only brings temporary happiness. Okay, y fifty four percent
Speaker 1: of people said they were actually able to buy themselves happiness,
Speaker 1: but it was short lived. Well, happiness is always short lived,
Speaker 1: isn't it. You can't really switching aside, can't always be happy,
Speaker 1: it's impossible. Forty three percent admit that they've gone into
Speaker 1: debt trying to get happier. I Meanwhile, there's another take.
Speaker 1: Seventy percent of people say that money can buy less stress.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure. That's a different way to put it.
Speaker 1: And there's even a final take from someone who says,
Speaker 1: if you're getting freaky with his shoe, you don't even
Speaker 1: care about money. I haven't tried that one. I should,
Speaker 1: because I mean, listen to just how happy this guy sounds.
Speaker 1: That's happy. That sound means Blazer Stories has come to
Speaker 1: an end for the day. We'll do it again, same
Speaker 1: time on Monday. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,