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Speaker 1: today's phone tap, how would you feel if a business
Speaker 1: called and said, guess what, you're our customer of the year.
Speaker 1: Because of that, we want to give you a bunch
Speaker 1: of free stuff and you love their product. Would you
Speaker 1: be into it? Yeah? Yeah, you've got me hyped right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course you'd be into it. And that's why we
Speaker 1: call a guy today saying that he is our pizza
Speaker 1: customer of the year. Oh my gosh, that's awesome. In
Speaker 1: order to collect there is a catch? Will he still
Speaker 1: go through with it? We're gonna find out with your
Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now. It's another taps on
Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is jan from Green See Pizza.
Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Adam Dance. Yeah, this is Adam. Hi, Adam,
Speaker 1: great news, you've been selected as our customer of the year. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: whoa yeah? Really yeah? What did I do? What did
Speaker 1: I do to deserve it? Well, you've just been the best.
Speaker 1: I mean, our records show that you've ordered a lot
Speaker 1: of pizza this year. I mean you are keeping us busy.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I love you guys. If we could tell
Speaker 1: we feel bad, thank you, no problem, thank you. Oh man,
Speaker 1: this is awesome. It is great. It gets even better
Speaker 1: because we'd love to send you some prizes, you know,
Speaker 1: give you some of our pizza swag as a thank
Speaker 1: you for being such a loyal customer. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah that'd be amazing. Yeah, awesome, let's do this now.
Speaker 1: Before I let you go, I was just hoping that
Speaker 1: you could do us a little favor. Of course, absolutely great.
Speaker 1: So we're just hoping that as our customer of the year,
Speaker 1: you could show us some love on your socials. Oh totally, yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have a lot of social media,
Speaker 1: but like I can totally do that, no problems. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. You know, you could just wear some
Speaker 1: of the swag we send you to take some pictures
Speaker 1: or videos. You know, nothing inappropriate. Last year's winner kept
Speaker 1: making that extra sausage joke. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: won't make that one not good good. We do not
Speaker 1: want to go there. Okay, actually, do you have a pen?
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna give you a couple notes of what
Speaker 1: we would like you to write. Yeah, okay, let me U,
Speaker 1: let me get a pen real quick. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I got it. Great. So now in your first post,
Speaker 1: maybe you're like wrapped in the pizza blanket we're sending you.
Speaker 1: And then if you could just write, Greasie's pizza is
Speaker 1: always fresh when I open the box, which is more
Speaker 1: than I can say for Stories Pizza. Oh okay, why
Speaker 1: why are you slamming Stories Pizza though? Well, you know
Speaker 1: there are competitor. We just take a little jab at him.
Speaker 1: It's just fun and playful. I mean, they won't mind. Okay,
Speaker 1: wells me that saying it? Though? Is that? Okay? Like
Speaker 1: laid that at me? They do it to us all
Speaker 1: the time. So for the second post, if you could
Speaker 1: just write, I just love greasy Pizza's cheese pizza. Sorry's
Speaker 1: cheesy pizza isn't even FDA approved. I found a hypodermic
Speaker 1: needle in there's one whoa what? No? Hold on? I
Speaker 1: don't know if I can say that though about the
Speaker 1: cheesiest pizza part No, no, no, no, you know, but
Speaker 1: the needle in there? I mean I didn't I that
Speaker 1: didn't happen, Like I couldn't I get into trouble for this.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's just a goof you know, we're just
Speaker 1: teasing them. Okay, But saying that there's a hypodermic needle
Speaker 1: in a pizza I found doesn't sound like a fun
Speaker 1: sense of humor thing. That sounds more like like something
Speaker 1: you would see on the news, you know, like it's
Speaker 1: a safety health ads or get a lot of trouble. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're feeling a little sensitive about that, And how
Speaker 1: about this? Are you comfortable just saying their employees don't
Speaker 1: wash their hands while making the pizza? Second? No, I'm
Speaker 1: not comfortable saying any of this stuff. Man. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to be a bummer, but I'm just not comfortable doing
Speaker 1: any of this. Can I just say something good about
Speaker 1: your pizza and then like that's it, Like leave the
Speaker 1: other guys out of this. Okay, I hear what you're saying.
Speaker 1: You just want to write something positive about us? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I actually like your pizza. You know, you guys
Speaker 1: are really good. Okay, how about this. How about Gracie's Pizza.
Speaker 1: We're all our employees aren't sexual predators like Stories. No,
Speaker 1: I can't say that it was positive, that's what you
Speaker 1: asked for, okay, but it's also bringing that. Why do
Speaker 1: you have to bring that into it at all? I
Speaker 1: would hope that don't beats a place would have that
Speaker 1: loking sexual offenders. A lot of likes that you'll get
Speaker 1: on that post. I'm sorry, I can't do it. I
Speaker 1: appreciate it, but I just can't do it. Listen if
Speaker 1: you don't like to slam Stories, we do have another competitor,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffreies. I mean you could say something about
Speaker 1: how their second dates are lame and their phone taps
Speaker 1: aren't funny. What kiss this is actually broke from Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
Speaker 1: on you. What are you curious? Your roommate THEO set
Speaker 1: you up. Dude. He says you ordered from this pizza
Speaker 1: place every week and he just wanted to mess with you. No,
Speaker 1: I just I still don't see the problem with the
Speaker 1: hypodermic needle post. I mean that was fine. I was like,
Speaker 1: why would this pizza place want me to say that,
Speaker 1: but I have heard they don't wash their hands. That
Speaker 1: part is true. Oh, I'm not posting it anyway. The
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