Speaker 1: Second day, Hey, what should a sick bird do? What?
Speaker 1: Get tweetment? I'm sorry, but one of our listeners emailed
Speaker 1: the show saying he's worried he may have made a
Speaker 1: bad joker too when he was on his date. And
Speaker 1: I just wanted to throw one out there. You better?
Speaker 1: Were you better? Where he may be coming for your job?
Speaker 1: You are? I just didn't want it. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to feel self conscious about it. When he told us
Speaker 1: his name's Kyle, Kyle, welcome to the show. Hey, how
Speaker 1: you doing? Oh man, you can barely contain your laughter,
Speaker 1: right Kyle? Yeah? Pretty funny, Kyle. What did Sushi A
Speaker 1: say to Sushi Be? I have no idea what Sabby? Okay?
Speaker 1: I see there you go, Kyle. Your jokes couldn't possibly
Speaker 1: have been much worse than those. And book promises to
Speaker 1: laugh when she hears you say I don't. But okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll get to that in a minute. But first,
Speaker 1: tell us about the lady you went out with. What's
Speaker 1: her name? Well, her name is Sasha, Okay. I met
Speaker 1: her at a French party. She was wearing a beautiful
Speaker 1: red dress, but she looked really, really worn out. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't either. I could see through her, like the
Speaker 1: bags underneath her eyes, that she was pretty special. Wow,
Speaker 1: none of these sounds like compliments, bro, Well I was,
Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to know more about her. I
Speaker 1: didn't know why she was so tired out. Yeah did
Speaker 1: you ever find out why she looked so tired? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's actually a paralegal. So she was up working on
Speaker 1: this big case with her boss. Okay, I mean so
Speaker 1: you actually read it, right, I guess, which is a positive? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah called it? Okay, so how did you partlay a
Speaker 1: conversation about how exhausted she looked into a date? So
Speaker 1: I asked her, you know, if she was so tired,
Speaker 1: I could carry her into the bedroom and lay her
Speaker 1: down to sleep. But she really didn't think that was funny.
Speaker 1: I got, yeah, okay, I would be a pall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like it now now that I know you're kidding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I was kidding, you know. Okay? Did she laugh?
Speaker 1: Did she know? Not? At first? But then I said
Speaker 1: she could carry me. Okay, all right, you know what, guys,
Speaker 1: he's one of those funny guys that you have to
Speaker 1: be there, you know. And she was there and she
Speaker 1: didn't laugh, right, And she'd been up all night. She's exhausted.
Speaker 1: She's at this party and then crowd. Okay, at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, you ended up getting a date
Speaker 1: with her, right, Kyle, Yes, Well, yeah, I got her
Speaker 1: number from a friend and acted her and eventually we
Speaker 1: did go out. Oh you did go out? Interesting? And
Speaker 1: what was that? Like, I'm just shocked, Jeffrey, Okay, just
Speaker 1: let me calling us right now. Well, sometimes that's all
Speaker 1: the date is for people at a party. We've had
Speaker 1: a lot of this, true, So what you guys do
Speaker 1: for your day? So I picked her up and we
Speaker 1: went out to dinner. But on the way to dinner,
Speaker 1: she noticed that I had a bunch of like kids
Speaker 1: toys in my back seat, and she asked a bottom like,
Speaker 1: I think she thought that I had a family, any
Speaker 1: adults should ask, And I explained to her that the
Speaker 1: toys are for this toy drive at the church I
Speaker 1: go to. But I guess when I explained it, I
Speaker 1: was kind of nervous or something, and maybe she thought
Speaker 1: it was lying, And she's like, why do you also
Speaker 1: have a bunch of ice cream and like children's music
Speaker 1: playing everywhere? You got? Why does this van have no windows?
Speaker 1: What next. Yeah, where where did we go from her
Speaker 1: thinking that maybe you had a family. Okay, So we
Speaker 1: had dinner. It went really good. You know, she's into sports.
Speaker 1: She likes football, and I like football as well. So
Speaker 1: that's something that I figured we could bond over. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's good. It did that carry the conversation for a while. Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: her favorite team is like a rival of my favorite team,
Speaker 1: So there was like some banter back and forth. I
Speaker 1: always think it's cute when couples how that you know
Speaker 1: they're like going for opposite teams. Yeah, couples fight with
Speaker 1: each other. Well that's good at least now you guys
Speaker 1: are starting to vibe a little bit in the connections
Speaker 1: from a rivalry. Yeah, it was good, playful banter between us. Okay,
Speaker 1: and then are good, I will say, when they can
Speaker 1: make couples bets, you know, and it shows that like
Speaker 1: you both truly love the sport, that you're rooting for
Speaker 1: different things. You're not just some bandwagon er. Yeah you're not.
Speaker 1: Alexis worse than that. She was a Jersey football But
Speaker 1: how did the night end for you? Kyle? So after dinner,
Speaker 1: I drove her home and again, you know, I thought
Speaker 1: everything went well, So I leaned in to give her
Speaker 1: a kiss, saying that she just kind of turned her
Speaker 1: head and jumped out of the car and took up
Speaker 1: running like I was stopped. I mean, you know, but
Speaker 1: she just kind of said all right, good night and
Speaker 1: then just gotta jumped out of the car, like I
Speaker 1: know that the kiss was a joke. Also, get it
Speaker 1: all kidding aside. That's kind of rough when you physically
Speaker 1: move in again, some of them they physically move away.
Speaker 1: But it's a first date, you know, Like everybody has
Speaker 1: different comfort levels on a first date. So it doesn't
Speaker 1: necessarily mean she didn't like you. Yeah he does, mean
Speaker 1: you read it wrong. Okay, So which part of that
Speaker 1: night are you thinking may have been the dagger for you?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I mean, in hindsight, I guess it's probably
Speaker 1: maybe the kid's toys in the car. I think said
Speaker 1: I have a family or something, I'm cheating to my wife.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I mean I even had my
Speaker 1: friend call her about for me let her know that
Speaker 1: I'm married, I don't have any kids. Okay, Well, okay,
Speaker 1: that's one of those like protests too much. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: now we're going to have an entire radio show call
Speaker 1: her and say the same thing, so hopefully it'll work better.
Speaker 1: When we play a song we come back, we'll call
Speaker 1: sauce for you, and we'll try and get you a
Speaker 1: second date. Up dat? Okay, thank you? All right? Hold on,
Speaker 1: everybody knows the secret to any good relationship. He's what broke.
Speaker 1: Don't say waterbed, Please trust communication, respect. I was looking
Speaker 1: for one thing, communication, Yes, for good. Communication eventually got it,
Speaker 1: But unfortunately for Kyle, communication was a little bit off
Speaker 1: during his first date with Sasha because he made some
Speaker 1: jokes that she didn't quite get. Yeah. Honestly, I'm not
Speaker 1: sure if we really got them either, but he made them.
Speaker 1: Also had to explain why there was a bunch of
Speaker 1: children's toys in the backseat of his car. Yeah, we've
Speaker 1: all been there. He actually had a legit reason, yeah,
Speaker 1: donating them to charity charity with the church he works with.
Speaker 1: And he also missed out on a first kiss. I
Speaker 1: guess she didn't read that right. But yeah, clearly communication
Speaker 1: was off. But Kyle is hoping that we can get
Speaker 1: things back on track and realign with this second date.
Speaker 1: Am I right, Kyle? Yeah, I'm really hoping that we
Speaker 1: can straighten this out and move forward with this beautiful girl.
Speaker 1: I guess. Okay, just clarify it. That's actually true. We're
Speaker 1: not calling her tired girl anymore, which is already we're
Speaker 1: a moving forwards a little early tired. You don't want
Speaker 1: to promise anything? Okay, answer? We want to ask her
Speaker 1: that up again. Yeah. I wouldn't ask that if I
Speaker 1: were you. Guys. OK good. I'm glad that we communicated
Speaker 1: about that before the call. This is gonna make things
Speaker 1: go so much smoother. I'm ready to dial her number
Speaker 1: right now. Are you ready, Kyle? Yeah, I'm ready. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hey, looking for Sasha. All right,
Speaker 1: Hey Sasha. My name is jeff from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Aunt. Sorry, who are you? So?
Speaker 1: Do I need to speak louder? My name's Jeffrey from
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Jeffrey in the Morning. It's a radio show. We're
Speaker 1: just not that popular. Okay. What's what's going on? We're
Speaker 1: doing something called a second Date Update, and we're trying
Speaker 1: to help one of our listeners get in touch with
Speaker 1: you because you went out with him the other night.
Speaker 1: His name's Kyle. Why did he contact with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's been trying to get in touch with you after
Speaker 1: your date, but he's been having a hard time doing that,
Speaker 1: so he's using us to reach you. It sounds like
Speaker 1: he's had quite a few people call you. He also
Speaker 1: told us that his friend called you as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that happens. Okay, Okay, it's probably a lot. So all
Speaker 1: that's checking out. We're trying to understand how you feel
Speaker 1: about Kyle. Like, how did that date go? I mean
Speaker 1: when I first met him, I thought he was kind
Speaker 1: of corky, but I actually thought it was kind of cute.
Speaker 1: You're talking about when you met him at the party. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like when he came on to me, I can see that.
Speaker 1: Keep a little nervous, a little corky at the same time,
Speaker 1: But like I said, I thought it was cute, sweet, Okay,
Speaker 1: But did that same feeling not continue when you went
Speaker 1: out to dinner with him? Yeah, So we went out
Speaker 1: to dinner. That's when it kind of all went left. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well we were at dinner. He's just a body language
Speaker 1: kind of thing, you know, he kept adjusting, you know,
Speaker 1: down there, So wait, hold on, yeah during dinner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, it's embarrassing to say, but he much physically uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, are you sure like some names just because
Speaker 1: it is more like an itching thing, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't want to say, but I mean it looked like
Speaker 1: it was frequent, and it looked like he was adjusting
Speaker 1: very often. Oh yeah, that would make it really hard
Speaker 1: to concentrate on like conversation. Yeahthing else right, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't think he noticed that. I noticed, but it
Speaker 1: kind of threw me off. Yeah, that's understandable. I mean,
Speaker 1: what do you think was going on? I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't know if he just didn't bathe
Speaker 1: down there. I mean, it could have been a bathroom thing,
Speaker 1: because even on the way home, he just said that
Speaker 1: he had to make like a pit stop randomly, And
Speaker 1: then after we made that stop, I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: he just ran out the car. Oh had to go okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well do I mean, aren't you curious a little bit
Speaker 1: about what was going on? I mean not really, but okay,
Speaker 1: I'm the only one that wants to know. That's enough
Speaker 1: of it, yes, that I need in order to let
Speaker 1: you know that Kyle has been on the other line
Speaker 1: listening this entire time, and he wants to talk to you. Wait,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? You're junkie. He's on the phone. No,
Speaker 1: he is, at least I think he's still there. Kyle
Speaker 1: hands back on the phone. We want to talk to
Speaker 1: you again. Yeah, Hi, Sasha, how are you doing? Oh wow?
Speaker 1: Oh hey guys. I'm so sorry. I apologize. I thought
Speaker 1: we were having a good date. He's embarrassed. What was
Speaker 1: going on there? Do you know that you were doing that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I guess I kind of may knowing that. I was
Speaker 1: a little bit uncomfortable. I was trying to, you know,
Speaker 1: just ignore it. Why were you I mean, why were
Speaker 1: you doing that? Car? I mean, it's just just it's
Speaker 1: really embarrassing. You know. I didn't really I didn't really
Speaker 1: want to talk about this on the radio. I mean,
Speaker 1: if it's a medical thing, you can just say that.
Speaker 1: We can move on. Bro. Yeah, I mean well, I
Speaker 1: mean no, it's not not really anything medical. I guess
Speaker 1: you did you hurt yourself like I'm worried about. I mean,
Speaker 1: I was just, God, this is so embarrassing. So like
Speaker 1: before the day, a friend of mine told me to
Speaker 1: put a banana down in my pants. It said it
Speaker 1: would give me some confidence. During the day. No, what, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you know, I thought like having that down there
Speaker 1: would make it seem like a Johnson was like, you know, bigger. No,
Speaker 1: So you actually had a banana and your pants at dinner, Like, well,
Speaker 1: when I when I sat down, then it like it
Speaker 1: squeezed out of the banana. Do we wishing mass down here? Now?
Speaker 1: Should out laugh? So you had smashed banana and your
Speaker 1: pants at that point, you say, like that, why did
Speaker 1: you sit at the dinner table the entire time just
Speaker 1: adjusting the smushed banana? Why didn't you like fix that?
Speaker 1: So we were vibing off the conversation about football and
Speaker 1: I didn't want it to stop. As he stands up
Speaker 1: and some banana mash comes out of his legs. Had
Speaker 1: to get up at some point walk to the car.
Speaker 1: How did you keep it in your pants? You're wearing
Speaker 1: tidy Whitey's answer that would like carry it absolutely? Do
Speaker 1: you think? Yeah? I don't want to, you know, getting
Speaker 1: a specific spot. It's kind of embarrassing. But yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why I had had to eventually stopped at the restroom
Speaker 1: on the way home. Oh that's when you got out
Speaker 1: and cleaned up. So I mean, Sasha, now, now we're
Speaker 1: getting the truth of what was really happening. Is that
Speaker 1: changing your opinion a little bit about Kyle? It is?
Speaker 1: It is. I wish you would have told me. But
Speaker 1: how I got to stand up for him on that one?
Speaker 1: How the hell do you approach that conversation on a
Speaker 1: first date. I'd be like, he has a lot of
Speaker 1: regret and he's learned a lesson, I think is where
Speaker 1: we're at at this point, and he was just trying
Speaker 1: to impress you. That's true. Maybe guess he shouldn't have
Speaker 1: told me because that that probably would have been weird too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like an el. Can you imagine, Hey, Sasha,
Speaker 1: I got a banana in my pants? That line's worked
Speaker 1: for some people before. Yeah, guys, I'm still here, still
Speaker 1: on the phone again, go on one more date? Right?
Speaker 1: I mean, Sasha, look at the confidence that it's taken
Speaker 1: him to stay on the line and put himself out
Speaker 1: there like this. Yeah, I mean that says a lot
Speaker 1: about who he is. And I think maybe you should
Speaker 1: give him one more shot at another date, and we
Speaker 1: would pay for it, and we'll pay for the fruit. Now,
Speaker 1: We're not paying for any fruit now anything. No, just
Speaker 1: the date. You're laughing, Sasha, I don't mind going a
Speaker 1: second date. Just make sure you leave, Okay, you trying
Speaker 1: to impress you like a literal banana, Hannet. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: something I can agreed to him not bringing a banana
Speaker 1: this time, but if the day goes out, I might
Speaker 1: even actually being to banana on a third day. Oh now,
Speaker 1: it's just got weird deposited. He got weird and I
Speaker 1: like it. And Jeffrey in the morning. Remember I talked
Speaker 1: about this on the show a while ago, but I
Speaker 1: stuffed my pants for one week in middle school with
Speaker 1: a sock because I was a late bloomer and got
Speaker 1: kind of self conscious about it. And that eighth grade
Speaker 1: choice would have been a better decision than what Kyle
Speaker 1: decided to do on his date, aka mister banana pants.
Speaker 1: Do you think his friend was joking him and like Kyle,
Speaker 1: Kyle missed it? Yeah, you know, like took it too literal.
Speaker 1: Kyle did have a big problem with like communication and
Speaker 1: understanding what was jokes and what was serious. So yeah,
Speaker 1: his friend may have been messing with him and totally
Speaker 1: screwed him over on the day. Because when you think
Speaker 1: about it, there's a lot of curve in banana. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well everybody saw that shape. I'd be really tiny at
Speaker 1: one side. Yeah, and there's a lot happening there. You
Speaker 1: know what. He is the most endearing banana pants guy
Speaker 1: that I've ever heard like. And he's honest. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: that's the thing. When you tell the truth and you
Speaker 1: come clean and be honest, that really sets you free
Speaker 1: on this show. I hope we get an update update
Speaker 1: from them. I don't know if I want an update update,
Speaker 1: especially after what she said is going to happen during
Speaker 1: date three. I don't want to know. I kind of
Speaker 1: She can DM you directly, Brooke Fox Fox on Instagram.
Speaker 1: You can reach out to Brook and give her all
Speaker 1: the weird details about what you guys do with that
Speaker 1: ban but only hurt, not everybody else, everybody Brook Fox Fox,
Speaker 1: how do you use your banana? But if you want
Speaker 1: to get a second day it up to you can
Speaker 1: always email the show and we'll call the person who'sn't
Speaker 1: calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,