Speaker 1: You know nowadays, if you're in this business, you have
Speaker 1: to be on socials. Yeah. Yeah, it's like become part
Speaker 1: of our job, I know. And that's wearing on me. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, hey, I don't think a very interesting
Speaker 1: worn me. Like ten years ago when social media was
Speaker 1: like first coming out, Jeff was on my Space eight friends.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? How many times I have to
Speaker 1: change my wallpaper? Seriously? But more than ever? Like Jose
Speaker 1: now spends half of his day coming up with reels
Speaker 1: for our Instagram yea, And I'm mean getting endorsements. I
Speaker 1: mean eating like free lunch today and I have a
Speaker 1: free lunch next week. I'm gonna play a haircut. Okay,
Speaker 1: you should get it's actually working out. It's actually working
Speaker 1: out amazing for me. I love it. Alexis, who's our
Speaker 1: social media coordinator, is working hard copying digital Jake's post
Speaker 1: onto our other accounts, which that counts is doing your job?
Speaker 1: You know, well I have to wait for him to post,
Speaker 1: some guys, Come on, I'm very organized. Every morning, Brook
Speaker 1: logs onto her ol to check her she's doing her
Speaker 1: part too, not to mention. Okay, yes, and I am
Speaker 1: you know it And you know, I'm probably doing the
Speaker 1: most work with the song of the week. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: thank you, I'm the only one that got applause. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is hard carrying this show, is bro. My shoulders
Speaker 1: are sore. I'm carrying every brook. You want to come
Speaker 1: massage my shoulders, I'll strangle you if Yeah, whatever it takes.
Speaker 1: That'll probably go viral on TikTok too. Because of all that.
Speaker 1: Our fastest growing platform is TikTok right now, Jake, do
Speaker 1: you know how many followers we have at the moment.
Speaker 1: I think it's one hundred and thirty eight thousand, eight
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty one. But but I'm wondering are we
Speaker 1: losing opportunities to make ourselves some quick cash, because one
Speaker 1: TikToker named Brandon Edelman is making a decent chunk of
Speaker 1: change right now with way less followers than we have. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's a clip of him explaining how you can make
Speaker 1: money off TikTok when you hit ten thousand followers and
Speaker 1: you can join the creator fund. It all depends on
Speaker 1: how much views and likes your videos get. The bulk
Speaker 1: of your money will come through brand deals and brand sponsorship.
Speaker 1: In the last month and a half. I did a
Speaker 1: brand partnership with Amazon, Alexa, my faysocks dot Com, and
Speaker 1: go Puff. I also did a dating show with get
Speaker 1: snack app, hosted my own event at a local bar
Speaker 1: in Philly, and created my own profile on cameo. And
Speaker 1: between all these brand partnerships and the TikTok creator fund,
Speaker 1: I made ten thousand, five hundred dollars. What I know,
Speaker 1: We're not making that type of money here. We're making
Speaker 1: nothing off of well, unless the salespeople are making money
Speaker 1: and pocketing it, we don't know about it. If Brandon
Speaker 1: Edelman can do it, then we have to be able
Speaker 1: to do it. That's true. What are we doing wrong? Everything? Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna work on trying to make ourselves some money here.
Speaker 1: Figure out what we're messing up on. Meanwhile, anybody got
Speaker 1: tips texted? Let's get into the shot caller question of
Speaker 1: the day. We have a bucket pull of names. Are
Speaker 1: going to draw one out to who gets ask the
Speaker 1: trivia question. If you answer wrong, the punishment is to
Speaker 1: be shocked while you sing a song. So text into
Speaker 1: seventy five nine two and tell us which one you'd
Speaker 1: like to hear. Jose, you're going to draw a name
Speaker 1: out because you with the shot caller, the last two
Speaker 1: you get, I got Jeff Thick Anthono. Oh okay, something
Speaker 1: different than blood though interesting. I'll put on the shot
Speaker 1: caller while that happens. Digital Jake, please read us a
Speaker 1: shot caller Question of the day. The Great Resignation has
Speaker 1: been happening for months now, where people are leaving their
Speaker 1: jobs at higher rates than usual, and many listeners are
Speaker 1: hoping that people on this very show do the same thing. Well,
Speaker 1: A new survey asked five thousand people who quit their
Speaker 1: jobs why, and I need you to identify the four
Speaker 1: most common answers people gave for why they left their jobs,
Speaker 1: in no particular order. First one, super easy, Yeah, just
Speaker 1: don't make enough money. Yeah, okay, I've never not working
Speaker 1: with too many ugos. Yeah no, I remember in our office, okay,
Speaker 1: when our boss said, okay, everybody's back to the office.
Speaker 1: No working from home. That's when we had a big
Speaker 1: influx of people quitting. When they didn't have that work
Speaker 1: life you know balance. They couldn't work from home anymore.
Speaker 1: There's no flexibility work life balance or like flexible hours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would just say hours because a lot of people
Speaker 1: hate that they can't make this show or they can't
Speaker 1: pick up their kids anymore, vacations. Yeah, you're working late
Speaker 1: nights or early more? Is that so? Or just having
Speaker 1: to go to the office eight to five? Okay? So
Speaker 1: I have two locked in right now, I have not
Speaker 1: enough money and you're working too many hours. Let's get
Speaker 1: the question one more time. You don't think oh okay.
Speaker 1: A new survey asked five thousand people why did you
Speaker 1: quit your job? And I have the most common responses
Speaker 1: from that question. I need you to come up with
Speaker 1: the top four. But to make sure none of you
Speaker 1: quit mid question, I don't toss your lifeline. Tell me
Speaker 1: number between one and four and I'll tell you what's
Speaker 1: behind it. Let's do number four. Number four was the
Speaker 1: pay sucked down there? I still think because you have
Speaker 1: two mini hours. I think that that's different than not
Speaker 1: being able to work remotely. Yeah, aren't people sick of
Speaker 1: working remotely now? Though? No. Three of my friends switched
Speaker 1: to jobs just to work from home. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's so it makes your life like you can
Speaker 1: get things done. I feel like you get lonely, I
Speaker 1: would ask, I don't think about like your boss. I
Speaker 1: think that's too Yeah, because that environment, the environment, like
Speaker 1: just the staff alone. Your co workers have like a
Speaker 1: bad sense of fashion and like it annoys you to
Speaker 1: see a dress. Are you looking at He's been calling
Speaker 1: me hobo Jim. They're a beanie. We're indoors. That's okay.
Speaker 1: I've had um. Okay, so I have. You don't make
Speaker 1: enough money, you have a horrible boss, you work too
Speaker 1: many hours. And the last one is you can't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think the working remote is in there. I
Speaker 1: don't think people are that into it if you're just
Speaker 1: tired of it, Like the customer service people had three
Speaker 1: friends that switched jobs but just to work remotely. But
Speaker 1: I like actually what she said before that, which was
Speaker 1: I'm tired of it, Like you don't care about your job,
Speaker 1: Like you're not passionate about what you do, but you
Speaker 1: would be if you got paid more. I'm sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be my last one. No passion for the job.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. According to a survey of people
Speaker 1: who recently changed their career status, here are the top
Speaker 1: four most common reasons people are quitting their jobs. Number
Speaker 1: four was in your lifeline, that was the pay sucked.
Speaker 1: You got that correct, all right? Number three was management
Speaker 1: or your boss sucked or didn't care about you back.
Speaker 1: Number two was people being overworked or working long hours.
Speaker 1: That's three or four and the number this job and
Speaker 1: the number one most common reason people say they're quitting
Speaker 1: their job was they were not motivated or burnt. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, job that was that was teamwork. I like
Speaker 1: the people that I worked with. The stick around all right, well,
Speaker 1: got it right. Digital Jake's gonna get shocked and while
Speaker 1: he does, he's gonna be singing Baby One more Time
Speaker 1: by Britney Spears. My loneliness is killing me, and I
Speaker 1: must confess I still believe, still beling. When I'm not
Speaker 1: with you, I lose my mind. Give me a sign,
Speaker 1: Hit me baby one month's proud of that moment, Jock Color.
Speaker 1: Question of the Day, Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: The other day, Brooke took a video of herself eating
Speaker 1: Chipotle and it almost got sixty three views online. But
Speaker 1: why are you gonna come at me like that? If
Speaker 1: you went to the Brooke and Jeffrey TikTok. My song
Speaker 1: of the week from last Friday got over a million
Speaker 1: Ye Brook, how Does that make you feel I feel
Speaker 1: excited for you, I feel happy for you, makes you
Speaker 1: feel like you want to step up a little more?
Speaker 1: Doesn't it? Again? Did it anyway? But no? The reason
Speaker 1: I bring this up because maybe the most bizarre thing
Speaker 1: about that TikTok I sang, which, if you didn't know,
Speaker 1: was dedicated to all the underappreciated construction workers of the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the over appreciated ones, it didn't go to them, Nora. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was kind of a fire in the comments section
Speaker 1: of the song on TikTok, and it happened because one
Speaker 1: line in my song where I sang the concrete I
Speaker 1: laid is perfectly paved. Yeah, And apparently Tucker nineteen ninety
Speaker 1: six took offense to that and he wrote concrete isn't paved.
Speaker 1: Then Xiah fourteen replied with, well, pave means to cover,
Speaker 1: so yes, actually you can pave an area semantic. That
Speaker 1: comment didn't sit well with Tucker. You poor concrete, you
Speaker 1: don't pave it, and a bunch of other people passionate
Speaker 1: about paving jumped in, yelling and insulting each other. One said,
Speaker 1: sounds like you never even set foot on a real
Speaker 1: job site. New the hammer, I'll pave your mom. Wow,
Speaker 1: he went there, But in the end, I think everybody
Speaker 1: agreed with Fabio Minardo Shay. I honestly think this song
Speaker 1: is meant to trigger anyone who does construction to see
Speaker 1: what happens when you try and do something nice and
Speaker 1: see who is singing the song like you obviously have
Speaker 1: never done any construction. Pretty if you haven't seen it,
Speaker 1: we need to settle this. Like men bulldoz are fighting
Speaker 1: the gravel picks. I'm totally there. If you want to
Speaker 1: check out any of the songs, including today's brand new one,
Speaker 1: or if you want to look at those comments from
Speaker 1: last week, you can check it out on the Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey TikTok. Laser Stories coming up next. It's the
Speaker 1: radio segment that's looking to explore his artistic side by
Speaker 1: making a twenty foot tall sculpture out of baby teeth.
Speaker 1: Oh there's one problem, at least the police think so,
Speaker 1: because he only wants to use teeth that are still
Speaker 1: in the babies, right, be an issue. But that's Laser Stories,
Speaker 1: the segment where we discuss weird news stories around the globe,
Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser
Speaker 1: and those other skunk roos just don't. This first laser
Speaker 1: story is out of Huntington, West Virginia. TV reporter named
Speaker 1: Tory Jorgi was reporting on a broken water main on
Speaker 1: a downtown street when the unthinkable happened and she was
Speaker 1: hit by a car. That's terrible. Luckily she's okay. Oh,
Speaker 1: thank goodness. And we actually have audio of the lead
Speaker 1: news anchor setting up her report and then tossing it
Speaker 1: to her when the accident occurred. But she'd better get
Speaker 1: an Emmy or something for this three story. Orgie joins us.
Speaker 1: Now live in Dunbar and Tory, they're not seeing any
Speaker 1: flakes but wet roads, and now we're starting to experience unfortunately.
Speaker 1: In freestyle, we see this watermain breaks, got hit by
Speaker 1: a car. I'm okay, I just got hit by a car.
Speaker 1: But I'm okay. Tim's first, Okay, We're all good. I'm okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, that's a lot of TV for you. It's
Speaker 1: all good. I actually got hit by a car in college. Dude,
Speaker 1: just like that, I'm starting to think it's her fault. Somehow,
Speaker 1: news anchers the most stereotypical people. You're the guy was
Speaker 1: just like, well, that's a first for a TV No,
Speaker 1: he didn't seem real concerned. She an intern or what.
Speaker 1: You guys only heard the audio, But the video of
Speaker 1: this is actually way more incredible because how fast is
Speaker 1: a car going. It's not going super fast, okay. And
Speaker 1: the thing is Tory doesn't have a camera person there
Speaker 1: with her. Oh man, I have done this. I have
Speaker 1: been at these TV stations where you do it all.
Speaker 1: You bring the camera, you set it up, back up.
Speaker 1: It's rough. So after she got hit by the car,
Speaker 1: she had the wherewithal to not only get back up,
Speaker 1: but resent her her camera. Oh yeah, and then keep reporting.
Speaker 1: That's a real professional. Before she could finish, the news
Speaker 1: anchor at the desk who just watched all this happen,
Speaker 1: had a very important question he needed to ask. So,
Speaker 1: you you know, it's my lamb see on the job
Speaker 1: and I think this would happen. So you were you
Speaker 1: bumped down low, Tory or you hit up high? I
Speaker 1: couldn't really tell from looking. I don't even do you
Speaker 1: know if I was bumped down lower? Hi, I don't
Speaker 1: even know. I don't even know, Tim. My whole life
Speaker 1: just slashed before my eyes. How car? The car flying,
Speaker 1: How did the car gonna bump you up? High? Tim?
Speaker 1: You know that's the question you ever got hit by
Speaker 1: a car? Brook, I would ask you if you got
Speaker 1: hit lower high screwed him, not the person that hit
Speaker 1: her with the car, Just did you get hit? A
Speaker 1: few moments later, Tori was able to shake it off
Speaker 1: and finish a report about the water main. That's what
Speaker 1: you're worried, like, didn't he ask like? Hey, where did
Speaker 1: the driver go? Was it a hit and run? Do
Speaker 1: you want to go work for the news. This next
Speaker 1: laser story is out of South Dakota. A newly married
Speaker 1: twenty two year old woman named Leah Wilson was feeling
Speaker 1: a little bit overwhelmed in her marriage and just needed
Speaker 1: a break from her husband. Jumped into that early twenty
Speaker 1: two man. Yes, So instead of talking to him rationally
Speaker 1: or maybe planning a weekend away, she came up with
Speaker 1: an even better idea and staged her own kidnapping from
Speaker 1: a Domino's Pizza restaurant. Oh Leah worked there as a
Speaker 1: delivery driver and called her husband around closing time, saying
Speaker 1: that she was surrounded by multiple people who were holding
Speaker 1: guns and demanding money. You're going to make your husband
Speaker 1: blow up your phone more like that's not gonna get
Speaker 1: rid of him. Then she hung up. Her husband immediately
Speaker 1: called nine one one and told them what was going on. Well,
Speaker 1: thank god, can you imagine if he just hung up
Speaker 1: the phone. Thank god she didn't hear the last thing
Speaker 1: she said the news anchor, if that was his one?
Speaker 1: Are they pointing at the guns fire? But the police
Speaker 1: were able to ping the woman's phone to a fast
Speaker 1: food restaurant about sixty miles away. In a matter of minutes,
Speaker 1: a swat team swarmed her car, where they found Leah
Speaker 1: and another man inside doing things phone. Yeah. After being questioned,
Speaker 1: she admitted that she'd never been kidnapped. She faked the
Speaker 1: whole thing because she just wanted a break from marriage.
Speaker 1: Sad ok, maybe we shouldn't have gotten married. Afterwards, she
Speaker 1: was charged with attempting grand theft and making a false
Speaker 1: report to authorities. It's next laser stories out of Fashioned
Speaker 1: Forward Headquarters. We already know what the biggest trend for
Speaker 1: men will be this year, because the Wall Street Journals
Speaker 1: declared dudes will be all about dressing like a kid.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I accidentally almost bought some kids hurts recently.
Speaker 1: This isn't popping up out of the blue either. The
Speaker 1: kid core trend has already begun to emerge in recent years,
Speaker 1: with celebrities like Pete Davidson and Justin Bieber who were
Speaker 1: dressing more like tweenagers, wearing beaded charm necklaces and tight
Speaker 1: eye and bright colors. Yeah yeah, my kid's really into
Speaker 1: dinosaur sweatpants right now? Do you guys want to borrow
Speaker 1: a pair or a dinosaur T shirt? The other day,
Speaker 1: want to check out and it was like, but where's
Speaker 1: the large and it's like tea. The reason is because
Speaker 1: it takes us back to a time before we started
Speaker 1: dressing to look cool and we actually just wore what
Speaker 1: we liked. Yeah yeah, I'll tell you you can't get
Speaker 1: a four year old into itchy pants no matter how
Speaker 1: hard you try. In fact, a fashion tracking company found
Speaker 1: that last year kid corps was one of the top
Speaker 1: trends thanks to searches for items like cartoon crocs. And
Speaker 1: it's gonna be interesting to see how this trend develops,
Speaker 1: says did you see that guy? He was like a twelve?
Speaker 1: They never like match anymore, like the tops like tie
Speaker 1: iron strips backwards hot. You mean. Yeah. This next laser
Speaker 1: story is out of the study of life bro. If
Speaker 1: there's one adage that everyone should know, it's that money
Speaker 1: can't buy happiness, but some people just can't resist. The
Speaker 1: new survey found eighty eight percent of people have spent
Speaker 1: money on something just to make themselves happier. Travel and
Speaker 1: food were the top things that people bought. Sure, I
Speaker 1: just bought plane tickets this week. It feels good. It
Speaker 1: made me happy, you just said. After that. It's followed
Speaker 1: by clothes and shoes, and when given a choice between
Speaker 1: money or love, sixty seven percent said they thought money
Speaker 1: would make them happier. Oh, it doesn't talk back. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. If you're happy when you're poor, then you'll
Speaker 1: be happy when you're rich. I mean, if you're sad
Speaker 1: when you're poor, you'll probably be sad all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm always going to be bad. There's there's one big
Speaker 1: problem with that, and it has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: inflation or supply chain shortages. It's not spending only brings
Speaker 1: temporary happiness. Okay, yest of people said they were actually
Speaker 1: able to buy themselves happiness, but it was short lived. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: happiness is always short lived, isn't it You can't really
Speaker 1: switching aside, can't always be happy, it's impossible. Three percent
Speaker 1: admit that they've gone into debt trying to get happier.
Speaker 1: I Meanwhile, there's another take. Seventy percent of people say
Speaker 1: that money can buy less stress. Oh for sure, that's
Speaker 1: a different way to put it. And there's even a
Speaker 1: final take from someone who says, if you're getting freaky
Speaker 1: with his shoe, you don't even care about money. I
Speaker 1: haven't tried that one should because I mean, listen to
Speaker 1: just how happy this guy sounds. That's happy. That sound
Speaker 1: means Blazer Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Monday, Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Picture yourself kind of like a
Speaker 1: travel blogger. Okay, tractive single lady enjoying time on vacation,
Speaker 1: and this handsome, mysterious man approaches you on the beach, Hello,
Speaker 1: starts chatting you up. Okay, stop fanning yourself right now.
Speaker 1: This isn't spring break this dream. But just as quickly
Speaker 1: as he came up, oh my pants are off, No,
Speaker 1: he suddenly disappears. So what do you do? At that point?
Speaker 1: You really have three options. Hey, slip some cash to
Speaker 1: the hotel bellhop to find out where this guy's room is. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a little creepy, be move on with your life
Speaker 1: and spend the next fifty years wondering what if or
Speaker 1: options ce make a TikTok video about it and have
Speaker 1: it go viral. One lady chose options see, and the
Speaker 1: hunt to find him was on. You will not believe
Speaker 1: what she found. We'll tell you coming up at seven
Speaker 1: ten Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You wanted more
Speaker 1: of it, and we're bringing it back our new segment
Speaker 1: called TikTok Click shot, TikTok click shock because you're so
Speaker 1: shocked at how many clicks that vibrale TikTok video is
Speaker 1: getting right now. Oh my god, we actually worked the
Speaker 1: name and the meaning something. Yeah, I didn't get that if. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we got some of the biggest tiktoks from the past week. Well,
Speaker 1: TikTok has a popular hashtag on it called help me
Speaker 1: Find Him. That tag alone has one hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: million posts from users asking unofficial Internet investigators to help
Speaker 1: them reunite with strangers. That thing, which can either be
Speaker 1: really sweet or super creepy. Yeah, it's the modern version
Speaker 1: of Craigslist misconnection. So Mika's post said, TikTok, help me
Speaker 1: find this man I met in Miami, and she posted
Speaker 1: a video of her and the dude on a beach
Speaker 1: like playing together in the waves. So there's some still shots.
Speaker 1: It's it's a really good looking guy, little cute girl.
Speaker 1: They do they look like they're together. Mika said they
Speaker 1: had some flirty conversation, and she said, I think he
Speaker 1: mentioned that he's from Detroit. And since it's TikTok, she
Speaker 1: posted that video to the song breaking My Heart by
Speaker 1: Mint Condition. All right, yeah, I like this nineties slow
Speaker 1: jams brookies to make out in the back of this one,
Speaker 1: you know that Dodge Daytona. So of course that video
Speaker 1: immediately went viral, getting four point six million views, becas
Speaker 1: video not brook in her high school. Yeah, they were
Speaker 1: people able to find this guy. Well. She she added
Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff on there to try and get
Speaker 1: people more interested, put heart emojis all over it, and
Speaker 1: she told her sixteen thousand followers, I was lit when
Speaker 1: he gave me his number. So I'm counting on y'all
Speaker 1: to find him, hopefully, he number and he's not answering. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the weird part, but figured it out. Girl. Shortly
Speaker 1: after the video began to circulate, she shared an update
Speaker 1: that the man's wife of six years had contacted her.
Speaker 1: I'm like, he's not texting you back for a reason,
Speaker 1: I meanly, She was like, I was lit. Maybe I
Speaker 1: wrote the number down wrong. Yeah yeah, okay, So Mica
Speaker 1: at that point had to tell all her followers. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I won't be reaching out to him now. Unfortunately he's
Speaker 1: got a wife. Yeah, why is he taking pictures like this?
Speaker 1: Because he doesn't know t Yeah he doesn't. So the
Speaker 1: dude's wife did make one request though, She told Mika,
Speaker 1: can you please not delete the video? She said, I
Speaker 1: don't want him lying about this too. I love when
Speaker 1: the Girl's team us Yeah, he was supposed to be
Speaker 1: in Miami a bit. Yeah. Did you notice a lying
Speaker 1: about this too? Yeah? Yeah, isn't his first offense. I'm guessing. So.
Speaker 1: The married guy's name is Aj. He's a fitness trainer,
Speaker 1: and when he heard from his wife, he immediately went
Speaker 1: on TikTok, insisting that he's innocent. Quote. There was never
Speaker 1: no cheating and never no attempting to cheat, and he
Speaker 1: suggested me could get professional counseling. Quote, you capping hard, Okay, sir,
Speaker 1: you're you're literally holding hands with this stranger in the
Speaker 1: picture while you're in bathing suits in the ocean. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And by the way, never no cheating and never no
Speaker 1: attempting to cheat means always cheating. Yeah, but you know,
Speaker 1: I can't expect the fitness trainer to be really good
Speaker 1: with that. Jeffrey's more mad about the grammar. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: get it right. That's what happens on TikTok clickshock. You're
Speaker 1: next TikTok click shock. Disturbing new trend that co host
Speaker 1: may have heard of before. It's called sleepy chicken. What
Speaker 1: I do follow the lady who is drinking with chickens,
Speaker 1: and she like her cocktails with her pet chickens all
Speaker 1: the time, and I really like it. It's the algorithm
Speaker 1: from where I'm from. Yeah, hashtag sad women alone with
Speaker 1: their pets. Yeah, chickens. No, it's it's much different than that.
Speaker 1: This was first posted by a guy named Rob Flow,
Speaker 1: and he's in the kitchen doing a homemade chicken dish
Speaker 1: using a couple of raw chicken breasts and he coats
Speaker 1: them in a thick layer of Nike will what here
Speaker 1: you go? And so then he cooks it up and
Speaker 1: when he's done, the chicken comes out with this glowing
Speaker 1: blue tint to it. It kind of looks like blue medicine, gatorade.
Speaker 1: Chickens hurt your body chemicals, so Rob explains in the video.
Speaker 1: He says that his wife recently got sick, and he
Speaker 1: sometimes uses this recipe as a quote magic remedy. I
Speaker 1: don't feel like that's just what happens to the medicine
Speaker 1: when you cook it. Well, actually, doctors, doctor's warning everybody
Speaker 1: that if you cook medicine, it boils off all the
Speaker 1: water in the alcohol in it, and it just leaves
Speaker 1: the chickens saturated with super concentrated drugs. So that video
Speaker 1: got four point seven million views, over half a million likes,
Speaker 1: and of course a lot of people started trying it themselves,
Speaker 1: cooking up their own sleepy chicken. Dumb his wife has
Speaker 1: been sleeping for five days. Why all the doctors are
Speaker 1: coming up being like, do not do this? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: shouldn't even have to say that, and it looks so disgusting.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that would make me ill. They say, if
Speaker 1: you eat one of those cook sleepy chicken cutlets, it'd
Speaker 1: be like chugging a whole bottle of Nike Quo all
Speaker 1: at once. But they're urging the public to play. Please
Speaker 1: just let this trend die out quickly. Don't keep it going.
Speaker 1: I mean, the tide pods would be the appetizer to
Speaker 1: this day. I'm like, when are we going to start
Speaker 1: cooking pepto into get like gassy chicken because it helps
Speaker 1: with nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset, stomach diarrhea at all a
Speaker 1: disgusting Why both know that because of the commercials. Anyway,
Speaker 1: those are your tip shock stories for the day. Phone
Speaker 1: taps coming up all right in today's phone tap. How
Speaker 1: would you feel if a business called and said, guess what,
Speaker 1: you're our customer of the year. Because of that, we
Speaker 1: want to give you a bunch of free stuff and
Speaker 1: you love their product. Would you be into it? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you got me hyped right now. Yeah, of
Speaker 1: course you'd be into it. And that's why we call
Speaker 1: a guy today saying that he is our pizza customer
Speaker 1: of the year. Oh, that's awesome. In order to collect
Speaker 1: there is a catch. Will he still go through with it?
Speaker 1: We're gonna find out with your brand new phone tap
Speaker 1: right now. Hello, Hi, this is jan from Greasy Pizza.
Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Adam. Yeah, this is Adam. Hi, Adam.
Speaker 1: Great news, you've been selected as our customer of the year.
Speaker 1: Congratulations whoa yeah really? Yeah? What did I do? What
Speaker 1: did I do to deserve it? Well, you've just been
Speaker 1: the best. I mean, our records show that you've ordered
Speaker 1: a lot of pizza this year. I mean you are
Speaker 1: keeping us busy. Yeah, yeah, I love you guys. If
Speaker 1: we could tell we feel bad. Thank you, no problem,
Speaker 1: thank you. Oh this is awesome. It is great. It
Speaker 1: gets even better because we loved to send you some prizes,
Speaker 1: you know, give you some of our pizza swag as
Speaker 1: a thank you for being such a loyal customer. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, that'd be amazing. Yeah, awesome, let's do
Speaker 1: this now. Before I let you go, I was just
Speaker 1: hoping that you could do us a little favor. Of course,
Speaker 1: absolutely great. So we're just hoping that as our customer
Speaker 1: of the year, you could show us some love on
Speaker 1: your socials. Oh totally, yeah, I don't I don't have
Speaker 1: a lot of social media, but like, I can totally
Speaker 1: do that, no problem, Yeah, it doesn't matter. You know,
Speaker 1: you could just wear some of the swag we send
Speaker 1: you to take some pictures or videos. You know, nothing inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Last year's winner kept making that extra sausage joke. Oh yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I won't make that one. Not good. Good. We do
Speaker 1: not want to go there. Okay, Actually, do you have
Speaker 1: a pen? I'm just gonna give you a couple notes
Speaker 1: of what we would like you to write. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: let me let me get a pen real quick. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I got it. Great. So now in your first post,
Speaker 1: maybe you're like wrapped in the pizza blanket we're sending you.
Speaker 1: And then if you could just write Greasi's pizza is
Speaker 1: always fresh when I opened the box, which is more
Speaker 1: than I can say for Stories Pizza. Oh okay, why
Speaker 1: why are you slamming Stories Pizza though? Well, you know
Speaker 1: there are competitor. We just take a little jab at him.
Speaker 1: It's just fun and playful. I mean, they won't mind, Okay,
Speaker 1: wells mean that saying it? Though? Is that? Okay? Like
Speaker 1: laid that at me? They do it to us all
Speaker 1: the time. So for the second post, if you could
Speaker 1: just write, I just love greasy pizza's cheese pizza sories.
Speaker 1: Cheesy pizza isn't even FDA approved. I found a hypodermic
Speaker 1: needle in there's one? Whoa what? No? Hold on, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I can say that though about the
Speaker 1: cheesiest pizza part. No, no, no, no, you know, but
Speaker 1: the needle in there? I mean I didn't that didn't happen,
Speaker 1: Like I couldn't I get into trouble for this. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it's just a goof you know, we're just teasing them, Okay,
Speaker 1: But saying that there's a hypodermic needle in a pizza
Speaker 1: I found doesn't sound like a fun sense of humor thing.
Speaker 1: That sounds more like like something you would see on
Speaker 1: the news, you know, like that's just safety health ads
Speaker 1: or get a lot of trouble. Okay, so you're feeling
Speaker 1: a little sensitive about that. How about this? Are you
Speaker 1: comfortable just saying their employees don't wash their hands while
Speaker 1: making the pizza at No, I'm not comfortable saying any
Speaker 1: of this stuff. Man. I'm sorry to be a bummer,
Speaker 1: but I'm just not comfortable doing any of this Can
Speaker 1: I just say something good about your pizza and then
Speaker 1: like that's it, Like leave the other guys out of this. Okay,
Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying. You just want to write
Speaker 1: something positive about us? Yeah? Yeah, because I actually like
Speaker 1: your pizza. You know, you guys are really good. Okay,
Speaker 1: how about this? How about Gracie's pizza. We're all our
Speaker 1: employees aren't sexual predators like corries. No, I can't say that.
Speaker 1: It's positive, that's what you last for, okay, but it's
Speaker 1: also bringing that. Why do you have to bring that
Speaker 1: into it at all? I would hope that don't speak
Speaker 1: to place would have that plating sexual offenders a lot
Speaker 1: of likes that you'll get on that post. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I just can't do it. Listen.
Speaker 1: If you don't like to slam salaries, we do have
Speaker 1: another competitor broken Jeffreies. I mean, you could say something
Speaker 1: about how their second dates are lame and their phone
Speaker 1: taps aren't funny. What is actually broke from Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you?
Speaker 1: What are you curious? Your roommate THEO set you up? Dude?
Speaker 1: He says, you order from this pizza place every week
Speaker 1: and he just wanted to mess with you. No, I
Speaker 1: just I still don't see the problem with the hypodermic
Speaker 1: needle post. I mean that was fun. I was like,
Speaker 1: why would this pizza place want me to say that?
Speaker 1: But I have heard they don't wash their hands. That
Speaker 1: part is true. Oh I'm not boasting it anyway. Wake
Speaker 1: up every morning, the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Things to do before my date? Okay, one, brush my teeth.
Speaker 1: Good idea to wear underwear, not like yesterday and the
Speaker 1: whole week before that. I think by underwear, write that
Speaker 1: there from the beginning. And three, always clean out your
Speaker 1: back seats so that when your date gets into your
Speaker 1: car she doesn't try and tuck and roll out onto
Speaker 1: the freeway. Oh wow, she didn't make it. Now. Why
Speaker 1: do I bring that up? Because one of our listeners
Speaker 1: forgot something that he had in his car and he's
Speaker 1: worried that it may have sunk his chances at another hangout.
Speaker 1: But you know, just like any good call, things aren't
Speaker 1: always what they seem. We're going to find out the
Speaker 1: truth when we do your brand new second date update
Speaker 1: next second date date? Hey, what should a sick bird do?
Speaker 1: What get tweetment? I'm sorry, but one of our listeners
Speaker 1: emailed the show saying he's worried he may have made
Speaker 1: a bad joker too when he was on his date.
Speaker 1: And I just wanted to throw one out there you better,
Speaker 1: where you better, where he may be coming for your
Speaker 1: job you are. I just didn't want it. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to feel self conscious about it. When he told
Speaker 1: us his name's Kyle, Kyle, welcome to the show. Hey,
Speaker 1: how you doing? Oh man? You can barely contain your laughter,
Speaker 1: right Kyle? Yeah? Okay, funny Kyle? What did sushi A
Speaker 1: say to sushi be? I have no idea? What'sa be? Okay?
Speaker 1: I see there you go, Kyle, And your jokes couldn't
Speaker 1: possibly have been much worse than those. And Brooke promises
Speaker 1: to laugh when she hears you say about I don't
Speaker 1: but okay, well we'll get to that in a minute,
Speaker 1: But first, tell us about the lady you went out with.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Well, her name is Sasha, Okay. I
Speaker 1: met her at a friend's party. She was wearing a
Speaker 1: beautiful red dress, but she looked really, really worn out.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't either. I could see through her,
Speaker 1: like the bags underneath her eyes, that she was pretty special. Wow,
Speaker 1: none of these sounds like compliments, bro, Well I was,
Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to know more about her. I
Speaker 1: didn't know why she was so tired out. Yeah did
Speaker 1: you ever find out why she looks so tired? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's actually a paralegal. So she was up working on
Speaker 1: this big case with her boss. Okay, I mean so
Speaker 1: you actually read it, right, I guess, which is a positive? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: called it? Okay, so how did you partlay a conversation
Speaker 1: about how exhausted she looked into a date? So I
Speaker 1: asked her, you know, if she was so tired, I
Speaker 1: could carry her into the bedroom and lay her down
Speaker 1: to sleep. But she really didn't think that was funny.
Speaker 1: A I got it, I got yeah, okay, I would
Speaker 1: be a pall. Yeah, I like it now now that
Speaker 1: I know you're kidding. Yeah, of course I was kidding,
Speaker 1: you know. Okay did she laugh? Did she know? Not?
Speaker 1: At first? But then I said she could carry me? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right? You know what, guys, he's one of those
Speaker 1: funny guys that you have to be there, you know,
Speaker 1: and she was there and she didn't laugh right, and
Speaker 1: she'd been up all night. She's exhausted. She's at this
Speaker 1: party and then crowd. Okay, at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: you ended up getting a date with her, right, Kyle, Yes, Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got her number from a friend and texted her
Speaker 1: and eventually we did go out. Oh you did go out?
Speaker 1: Interesting And what was that? Like, I'm just shocked, Jeffrey, Okay,
Speaker 1: just let me calling us right now. Well, sometimes that's
Speaker 1: all the date is for people at a party. We've
Speaker 1: had a lot of those, true, So what did you
Speaker 1: guys do for your date? So I picked her up
Speaker 1: and we went out to dinner. But on the way
Speaker 1: to dinner, she noticed that I had a bunch of
Speaker 1: like kids toys in my back seat, and she asked
Speaker 1: a bottom like I think she thought that I had
Speaker 1: a family any adults should ask, And I explained to
Speaker 1: her that the toys are for this toy drive at
Speaker 1: the church I go to. But I guess when I
Speaker 1: explained it, I was kind of nervous or something, and
Speaker 1: maybe she thought it was lying, And she's like, why
Speaker 1: do you also have a bunch of ice cream and
Speaker 1: like children's music playing? Everywhere, you got why does this
Speaker 1: van have no windows? What next? Yeah? Where where did
Speaker 1: we go from her thinking that maybe you had a family? Okay,
Speaker 1: so we had dinner. It went really good. You know,
Speaker 1: she's into sports. She likes football and I like football
Speaker 1: as well. So that's something that I figured we could
Speaker 1: bond over. Okay, that's good. It did that carry the
Speaker 1: conversation for a while. Yeah, Well, her favorite team is
Speaker 1: as like a rival of my favorite team, So there
Speaker 1: was like some banter back and forth. I always think
Speaker 1: it's cute when couples have that, you know, where they're
Speaker 1: like going for opposite teams. Yeah, couples fight with each
Speaker 1: other like it. Well that's good. At least now you
Speaker 1: guys are starting to vibe a little bit of the
Speaker 1: connections from a rivalry. Yeah, it was good, playful banter
Speaker 1: between us. Okay, and then are good, I will say
Speaker 1: when they can make couples bets, you know, and it
Speaker 1: shows that like you both truly love the sport that
Speaker 1: you're reading for different things. You're not just some bandwagon ers.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're not. Alexis worse than that. She was a
Speaker 1: Jersey football How did deny it end for you? Kyle?
Speaker 1: So after dinner, I drove her home and again, you know,
Speaker 1: I thought everything went well, so I leaned in to
Speaker 1: give her a kiss, saying that she just kind of
Speaker 1: turned her head and jumped out of the car and
Speaker 1: took up running like I was stopped. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: but she just kind of said, all right, good night
Speaker 1: and then just gotta jumped out of the car like
Speaker 1: I know that the kiss was a joke. Also, all
Speaker 1: kidding aside, that's kind of rough. When you physically move
Speaker 1: into them, they physically move away. But it's a first date,
Speaker 1: you know, like everybody has different comfort levels on a
Speaker 1: first date. So it doesn't necessarily mean she didn't like you.
Speaker 1: Yeah he does, mean you read it wrong. Okay, So
Speaker 1: which part of that night are you thinking may have
Speaker 1: been the dagger for you? Oh gosh, I mean, in hindsight,
Speaker 1: I guess it's probably maybe the kid's toys in the car.
Speaker 1: I think said I have a family or something, I'm
Speaker 1: cheating on my wife. I don't know. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I even had my friend call her a vouch for me,
Speaker 1: let her know that I'm married, I don't have any kids. Okay, well, okay,
Speaker 1: that's one of those protests too much. Yeah, well, now
Speaker 1: we're going to have an entire radio show call her
Speaker 1: and say the same thing, so hopefully it'll work better.
Speaker 1: When we play a song, we come back, we'll call
Speaker 1: Sauce for you, and we'll try and get you a
Speaker 1: second date, up date. Okay, thank you? All right, hold
Speaker 1: on the second. Everybody knows the secret to any good relationship.
Speaker 1: He's what, Brooke, don't say waterbed? Please trust communication, respect.
Speaker 1: I was looking for one thing. Communication. Yes, communication eventually
Speaker 1: got it. But unfortunately for Kyle, communication was a little
Speaker 1: bit off during his first date with Sasha because he
Speaker 1: made some jokes that she didn't quite yet. Yeah. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if we really got them either, but
Speaker 1: he made them. Also had to explain why there was
Speaker 1: a bunch of children's toys in the backseat of his car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've all been there. He actually had a legit reason, yeah,
Speaker 1: donating them to charity charity with the church he works with.
Speaker 1: And he also missed out on a first kiss. I
Speaker 1: guess you didn't read that right, But yeah, clearly communication
Speaker 1: was off. But Kyle is hoping that we can get
Speaker 1: things back on track and realign with this second date.
Speaker 1: Am I right, Kyle? Yeah, I'm really hoping that we
Speaker 1: can straighten this out and move forward with this beautiful girl.
Speaker 1: I guess Okay, just clariflict and we're not calling her
Speaker 1: tired girl anymore, which is already we're a moving forwards
Speaker 1: a little early tired. You don't want to promise anything, Okay, answer?
Speaker 1: We want to ask her that up to get Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't ask that if I were you guys. OK. Good.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that we communicated about that before the call.
Speaker 1: This is going to make things go so much smoother.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to dial her number right now. Are you ready, Kyle? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm ready. All right, Here we go. Hello, Hey, looking
Speaker 1: for Sasha. All right, Hey Sasha. My name is jeff
Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who are you? So do I need to
Speaker 1: speak louder? My name's Jeffrey from Brooklyn Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. We're just not that popular. Okay.
Speaker 1: What's what's going on? We're doing something called a second
Speaker 1: Date Update, and we're trying to help one of our
Speaker 1: listeners get in touch with you because you went out
Speaker 1: with him. The other night. His name's Kyle. Why did
Speaker 1: he contact with you? Yeah, he's been trying to get
Speaker 1: in touch with you after your date, but he's been
Speaker 1: having a hard time doing that, so he's using us
Speaker 1: to reach you. It sounds like he's had quite a
Speaker 1: few people call you. He also told us that his
Speaker 1: friend called you as well. Yeah, that happens. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's probably a lot. So all that's checking out. We're
Speaker 1: we're trying to understand how you feel about Kyle, Like,
Speaker 1: how how did that date go? I mean when I
Speaker 1: first met him, I thought he was kind of corky,
Speaker 1: but I actually thought it was kind of cute. You're
Speaker 1: talking about when you met him at the party. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like when he came on to me. I can see that.
Speaker 1: Keep a little nervous, a little corky at the same time,
Speaker 1: But like I said, I thought it was cute, sweet. Okay,
Speaker 1: But did that same feeling not continue when you went
Speaker 1: out to dinner with him? Yeah? So when we went
Speaker 1: out to dinner, that's when it kind of all went left. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: we were at dinner. He's just a body language kind
Speaker 1: of things, you know, he kept adjusting, you know that
Speaker 1: on there so wait, hold on, yeah during dinner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know it's imbalancing to say, but he much physically uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Wait are you sure? Like sometimes we just because it
Speaker 1: is more like an itching thing, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: want to say, but I mean it looked like it
Speaker 1: was frequent, and it looked like he was adjusting urn offen.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that would make it really hard to concentrate
Speaker 1: on like conversation. Yeah, nothing else, right, You know, I
Speaker 1: don't think he noticed that. I noticed, but it kind
Speaker 1: of threw me off. Yeah, that's understandable. I mean, what
Speaker 1: do you think was going on? I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if he just didn't bathe down there.
Speaker 1: I mean, it could have been a bathroom thing, because
Speaker 1: even on the way home, he just said that he
Speaker 1: had to make like a pit stop randomly, and then
Speaker 1: after we made that stop, I was like, okay, he
Speaker 1: just ran out the car. Oh had to go here? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well do you I mean, aren't you curious a little
Speaker 1: bit about what was going on? I mean not really,
Speaker 1: but okay, I'm the only one that wants to know.
Speaker 1: That's enough of it, yes that I need in order
Speaker 1: to let you know that Kyle has been on the
Speaker 1: other line listening this entire time, and he wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. Wait, what are you talking about? You're junkie.
Speaker 1: He's on the phone. No, he is, at least I
Speaker 1: think he's still there. Kyle hands back on the phone.
Speaker 1: We want to talk to you again. Yeah, Hi, Sasha,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Oh? Wow? Oh hey guys, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. I apologize. I thought we were having a
Speaker 1: good date. He's embarrassed. What was going on there? Do
Speaker 1: you know that you were doing that? Yeah? I guess
Speaker 1: I kind of may knowing that. I was a little
Speaker 1: bit uncomfortable. I was trying to, you know, just ignore it.
Speaker 1: Why were you? I mean, why were you doing that? Car?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just it's really embarrassing. You know, I
Speaker 1: didn't really I didn't really want to talk about this
Speaker 1: on the radio. I mean, if it's a medical thing,
Speaker 1: you can just say that. We can move on. Bro. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean well, I mean no, it's not not really
Speaker 1: anything medical. I guess you did you hurt yourself, like
Speaker 1: I'm worried about. I mean, I was just, God, this
Speaker 1: is so embarrassing. So, like before the day, a friend
Speaker 1: of mine told me to put a banana down in
Speaker 1: my pants. He said it would give me some confidence
Speaker 1: during the day. No, what, yeah, so you know I
Speaker 1: thought like having that down there would make it seem
Speaker 1: like a Johnson was like, you know, Biger. No, so
Speaker 1: you actually had a banana and your pants at dinner? Like, well,
Speaker 1: when I when I sat down, then it like it
Speaker 1: squeezed out of the banana. Do we wishing mass down here? Now?
Speaker 1: I should not laugh? So you had smashed banana and
Speaker 1: your pants at that point, you say, like that, why
Speaker 1: did you sit at the dinner table the entire time
Speaker 1: just adjusting the smushed banana? Why didn't you like fix that?
Speaker 1: So we were vibing off the conversation about football and
Speaker 1: I didn't want it to stop. As he stands up
Speaker 1: and some banana mash comes out of his legs. Had
Speaker 1: to get up at some point walk to the car.
Speaker 1: How did you keep it in your pants? You wearing
Speaker 1: tidy Whitey's answer that would like carry it absolutely? Do
Speaker 1: you think? Yeah? I don't want to, you know, getting
Speaker 1: a specific spot. It's kind of embarrassing. But yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why I had eventually stopped at the restroom on the
Speaker 1: way home. Oh that's when he got out and cleaned up. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, Sasha, now now we're getting the truth of
Speaker 1: what was really happening. Is that changing your opinion a
Speaker 1: little bit about Kyle? It is? It is. I wish
Speaker 1: you would have told me. But how I gotta stand
Speaker 1: up for him on that one? How the hell do
Speaker 1: you approach that conversation and get on a first date.
Speaker 1: I mean, he has a lot of regret and he's
Speaker 1: learned a lesson, I think, is where we're at at
Speaker 1: this point, and he was just trying to impress you.
Speaker 1: That's true. Maybe, guests, he shouldn't have told me because
Speaker 1: that that probably have been weird too. Yeah, at least
Speaker 1: it wasn't like an egg. Can you imagine? Hey, Sasha,
Speaker 1: I got a banana and my parents and that line's
Speaker 1: worked for some people before. Yeah, guys, I'm still here,
Speaker 1: still on the phone again, go on one more date, right?
Speaker 1: I mean, Sasha, look at the confidence that it's taken
Speaker 1: him to stay on the line and put himself out
Speaker 1: there like this. Yeah, I mean that says a lot
Speaker 1: about who he is, and I think maybe you should
Speaker 1: give him one more shot at another date, and we
Speaker 1: would pay for it and we'll pay for the fruit. Now,
Speaker 1: we're not paying for any fruit now anything. No, just
Speaker 1: the date. You're laughing, Sasha, I don't mind going a
Speaker 1: second date. Just make sure you leave, Okay, you're just
Speaker 1: trying to impress you, like a literal banana hamnet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's something I can't agreed to him not bringing a
Speaker 1: banana this time, but if the day goes out, I
Speaker 1: might even actually bring to banana on a third day.
Speaker 1: Oh now, it's just got weird deposited. It got weird
Speaker 1: and I like it. And Jeffrey in the morning. Remember
Speaker 1: I talked about this on the show a while ago,
Speaker 1: But I stuffed my pants for one week in middle
Speaker 1: school with a sock because I was a late bloomer
Speaker 1: and got kind of self conscious about it. And that
Speaker 1: eighth grade choice would have been a better decision than
Speaker 1: what Kyle decided to do on his date, aka mister
Speaker 1: banana pat. Do you think his friend was joking him
Speaker 1: and like Kyle, Kyle missed it? Yeah, you know, like
Speaker 1: took it too literal. Kyle did have a big problem
Speaker 1: with like communication and understanding what was jokes and what
Speaker 1: was serious. So yeah, his friend may have been messing
Speaker 1: with him and it totally screwed him over on the
Speaker 1: day because when you think about it, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of curve in banana. Yeah, well everybody saw that shape.
Speaker 1: I'd really tiny at one side. Yeah, there's a lot
Speaker 1: happening there. You know what. He is the most endearing
Speaker 1: banana pants guy that I've ever heard like. And he's honest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And that's the thing. When you tell the truth and
Speaker 1: you come clean and be honest, that really sets you
Speaker 1: free on this show. I hope we get an update
Speaker 1: update from those I don't know if I want an
Speaker 1: update update, especially after what she said is going to
Speaker 1: happen during date three. I don't want to know. I
Speaker 1: kind of She can DM you directly after Brooke Fox
Speaker 1: Fox on Instagram. You can reach out to Brook and
Speaker 1: give her all the weird details about what you guys
Speaker 1: do with that banana, but only Hurt, not everybody else.
Speaker 1: Everybody Fox Fox, how do you use your banana? But
Speaker 1: if you want to get a second day it up
Speaker 1: to you can always email the show and we'll call
Speaker 1: the person who'sn't calling you back Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. You guys might not know this, but you're
Speaker 1: to go my parents organized a family band that doesn't
Speaker 1: surprise me. Instead of the Jackson five, they call themselves
Speaker 1: the Jewish four. Oh, and that includes the Dredlets who
Speaker 1: tours with them. Yeah. Well they perform all over the
Speaker 1: world together. And I'm actually not allowed to join them.
Speaker 1: But there's only four people in your family. Who's the fir?
Speaker 1: And look, it's not because I don't want to be
Speaker 1: a part of it, trust me. I want in the band, okay,
Speaker 1: But they always said I'm just not good enough, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: and so they replaced me with a more handsome, more
Speaker 1: talented Jewish boy. Oh he's my new step brother, Eli Fagel.
Speaker 1: They oh, they love him. They're always like, ooh Eli,
Speaker 1: this Eli, That Eli's got a baritone that can make
Speaker 1: a rabbi moan. Oh they've rhymed it too. They're so talented.
Speaker 1: But every year I keep auditioning, hoping that I can
Speaker 1: earned my way into my own family's wheel band. So
Speaker 1: that's what this is all about. That's why I've been
Speaker 1: doing all this singing on the radio. This next performance
Speaker 1: is going to be my new audition tape. It's weird
Speaker 1: because your mom never texts in about how she doesn't weirdly,
Speaker 1: I know everything else. Huh. So screw you, Eli, because
Speaker 1: my new song of the week is coming out at ten.
Speaker 1: All right, it's time for another Young Jeffrey song of
Speaker 1: the week. Yes, I'm sure you've all probably noticed me
Speaker 1: lately doing my oral stretches. I can't say that I
Speaker 1: no doing all over the office lately. That is, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's what. I don't think. I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: trying to prep my body for what's about to come.
Speaker 1: This weekend is the beginning of Girl Scout Cookie season.
Speaker 1: This is where we've been training for a year. I
Speaker 1: already saw like a news article that said there's going
Speaker 1: to be a shortage of supply. Just shut your mouth.
Speaker 1: Shut your mouth right now, don't tell. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to ruin my day, so I didn't click on it.
Speaker 1: But that's what the headline, everything shortage. That can't be true, because,
Speaker 1: just like every single year, I'm gonna let this ravage me. Okay,
Speaker 1: you go with what one is your favorite. I'm a
Speaker 1: Samoa guy, but I don't know. Go ahead shrugging your
Speaker 1: name a bad cookie, I dare you, because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say the tagalong is not my favorite. Oh you're not
Speaker 1: actually supposed to name. I mean, I don't like, she
Speaker 1: didn't say they're not good. It's just not her very favorite. Seriously,
Speaker 1: girls got cookies are possibly the most delicious things ever invented.
Speaker 1: I don't know what magical umpa lumpa style factory operation
Speaker 1: they have go in order to make this happen, but
Speaker 1: I'm into it. I'm like, you're telling me you made
Speaker 1: these cookies. Yeah, And the girl's like, no, no, that's
Speaker 1: what I realize. It's a factor. But soon all all
Speaker 1: these little girls are going to be going to the
Speaker 1: streets hawking their sugary products for just five dollars a box.
Speaker 1: And I've already warned my bank to freeze my account
Speaker 1: if I go over three brands, three ground that could
Speaker 1: easily happens sole funding them. It's possible. I'll admit I
Speaker 1: do have a problem. Yeah, because once I opened a box,
Speaker 1: I struggle on how to stop you guys, I was
Speaker 1: supposed to get hot this year. How is this ever
Speaker 1: going to happen? Going to happen? I like cookies more
Speaker 1: than I like being a whole sleeve. Yeah right away,
Speaker 1: in ten seconds. But today I wanted to honor all
Speaker 1: the Girl Scouts with a little song about my addiction
Speaker 1: and borderline dependence on their Girl Scout cookies. It sounds happy,
Speaker 1: it sounds healthy, it sounds like healthy songs. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not a healthy lifestyle, but this is a healthy way
Speaker 1: to deal with it. So instead of singing Olivia Rodrigo's
Speaker 1: hit song good for You, it's Young Jeffrey's Pigtail Crew.
Speaker 1: I don't know, we're like shaming them or praising them
Speaker 1: right now, I think, I hope. So yeah, it's praising
Speaker 1: them and shaming ourselves. Okay, that sounds accurate, all right,
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna point when I'm ready point. The
Speaker 1: Pigtail Crew is out there waiting by the grocery. They
Speaker 1: come in troops and wear berets like little infantry. I'm
Speaker 1: on a diet, but their cookies are the best in
Speaker 1: the world. So I'll take two No, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: better make that twelve a box inside my car. And
Speaker 1: then I asked myself, did I just hand two hundred
Speaker 1: dollars to a lip told girl, we'll get that truth.
Speaker 1: The brownies a car met me even when I ran
Speaker 1: out of cash, take my credit card and go in
Speaker 1: double charge large to get another colorful bag. Carmo Lifetime
Speaker 1: lose the fight, marching like a cartage sham rascoon cookie
Speaker 1: as in the bag. I desolated, guess I'm just back
Speaker 1: and like a massive hungry sharks. These girls are on
Speaker 1: the lurk. They send their parents to the office to
Speaker 1: their dirty work. I know you love your precious daughter, lady,
Speaker 1: but I'm broke, no joke, I'm town maybe just one
Speaker 1: tack along. They call opinions, but they hit this body differently.
Speaker 1: That's why my yoga pants head blocks are elasticity cookies.
Speaker 1: I abuse them, don't he don't I do them, make
Speaker 1: them disappear like David Copperfields illusion. I take us you.
Speaker 1: Somebody just laughed. Help me. I'm a cookie. Offer a
Speaker 1: crack and if I easy a pet rock horn and
Speaker 1: short press me and I'm a cookie. Mass there organ
Speaker 1: nice up predict crying tall girls trained to prey on you.
Speaker 1: The empty cabin. No, I don't really grab it, baber
Speaker 1: God more to chill on a box house. The new
Speaker 1: one is called advanchaful. It's a brownie cup filled with Cara.
Speaker 1: Mama Craving is uncontrollable, like a college kid drawn to
Speaker 1: fire a ball. He found a trade foil in the
Speaker 1: shopping mall. I ate it off the floor of the
Speaker 1: bathroom stall. If my supply gets fully done, just check
Speaker 1: my room buff or some cookie crap. This criscal troop
Speaker 1: consisting of Kelsey, Chelsea, Emma, Eva, Kayla and Vad was
Speaker 1: that weird. I knew all of their names. I swear
Speaker 1: I'm only buying cookies from now he By and By.
Speaker 1: I don't know why each time it's cookie days out
Speaker 1: foods and its The blade of the key was out
Speaker 1: shaded by nothing. Big tail crawls. Yeah, oh so good.
Speaker 1: Theme songs so good. Yeah, I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: necessarily their theme song, but it's gonna be my why
Speaker 1: you're eating the kind of extorting me we're buying from them? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what are you doing it? You could probably leave the
Speaker 1: ones that you drop on the bathroom floor there. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna what but then the garbage lucky rats five
Speaker 1: dollars brow. I kind of want to hear gros scout now.
Speaker 1: I think that you're close to being able to be
Speaker 1: as well. I can't wait to try the new one,
Speaker 1: freaking joking. I just want to smell it. They create
Speaker 1: heaven and put it on a box for us to eat.
Speaker 1: Is that what they did? We're going to find it
Speaker 1: out soon because we just can't wait for this to happen.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. But text in seven eight five nine two,
Speaker 1: tell us what you thought about the song of the week.
Speaker 1: We'll put the video up with the lyrics on our
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey YouTube, will have it up on TikTok,
Speaker 1: on Instagram, on all our socials and uh thank you
Speaker 1: get ready Girl Scouts In comment Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning got a text into seventy five nine two
Speaker 1: that says, why does your song? Maybe? Want to buy
Speaker 1: an extra deadbolt for my door? I can't buy any
Speaker 1: more cookies. You know that they can slide it into
Speaker 1: that little mail slide if you'll have to find a
Speaker 1: better way. But if you don't know when we're talking
Speaker 1: about earlier. Instead of singing the song by Olivia Rodrigo,
Speaker 1: good for you. I did my own version called Pigtail Crew.
Speaker 1: All the Girl Scouts and the Girl Guides out there
Speaker 1: who are working hard slinging sugar this season. People are
Speaker 1: loving it. We got another text that says, hey, love
Speaker 1: the song, but how did you not tell all your
Speaker 1: listeners that we can deliver cookies. Now my mom is
Speaker 1: so pissed at you, jeff I was hoping to keep
Speaker 1: that up because I need to have as many cookies
Speaker 1: as possible. And if everybody knows about that, they're gonna
Speaker 1: be taking my stand out of the website. Now I think, yes,
Speaker 1: there's QR codes mane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're running the world.
Speaker 1: She's like, actually, can you fill this W two over
Speaker 1: my taxes? But if you like the song, if you
Speaker 1: missed it, or if you want to share it with
Speaker 1: somebody else in your pigtail, posse, go get up our socials.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube, Facebook, TikTok or Instagram again
Speaker 1: at Brooke and Jeffrey, and most of all, lock your doors,
Speaker 1: hide your wallets because they're coming Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. It's done. A lot of new blood coming
Speaker 1: in to play you for win Brooks Bucks lately, Brooke
Speaker 1: and including today's contestant, Cameron from gig Harbor. Cameron, how
Speaker 1: you doing man good? How are you guys? What's your
Speaker 1: blood type? Cameron? I like to know what kind of
Speaker 1: blood I'm dealing with, the rare kindest They actually call
Speaker 1: me all the time because they want my blood. Oh
Speaker 1: why don't you go? I just haven't done it in
Speaker 1: a while. Okay, all right, life gets busy. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Cameron. We're gonna send Brooke out of the
Speaker 1: studio so she doesn't ask you any more dumb questionsses
Speaker 1: out every time she gives blood. Okay, get out of here.
Speaker 1: I don't do it. Isn't about you. This is about
Speaker 1: Cameron and Cameron. You know, the game's played. You have
Speaker 1: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 1: you don't know when, you could say pass. But you
Speaker 1: have to beat Brooke out right to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready? All right, good luck. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Supersonic Concord Jet had its first commercial flights on this
Speaker 1: day in what decade? Oh, let's go at the seventies.
Speaker 1: What there are the stitches on a Major League Baseball
Speaker 1: red Which of these animals is faster coyote or roadrunner? Roadrunner?
Speaker 1: What's the name of the body of water below Texas?
Speaker 1: All right, we got that in Let's bring Brook back
Speaker 1: into the studio and Cameron, it says that you work
Speaker 1: as a merch manager at a retail store on my
Speaker 1: phone screener, Um, what's the hot merch? Right now? Everything's
Speaker 1: a dollar? Everything's Oh, everything's a dollar, dude. I'd love
Speaker 1: the dollar Store. Every time I go in there, I'm like,
Speaker 1: why don't I come in here more often? One time
Speaker 1: I was at a regular store and my dad made
Speaker 1: us drive ten minutes out of our way because the
Speaker 1: greeting cards at the dollar store are literally three dollars less.
Speaker 1: I liked, you realize you just burned probably three dollars
Speaker 1: for the gay to get to the store to save
Speaker 1: the money. But I support him. Man, that's so smart. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it actually is. I didn't think about the older crowd
Speaker 1: loves those cards. Yeah, you can do all the happy Birthday,
Speaker 1: Christmas cards spent and Bob, you got ten holidays. Right,
Speaker 1: there's a smart man. All right, Broke, it's your turn.
Speaker 1: You're ready. Yeah, your time starts now. The supersonic concourd
Speaker 1: Jet had its first commercial flights on this day in
Speaker 1: what decade sixties? What color are the stitches on a
Speaker 1: Major League Baseball red Which of these animals is faster
Speaker 1: coyote or roadrunner? Roadrunner? What's the name of the body
Speaker 1: of water below Texas Gulf of Mexico. Chris Bridges is
Speaker 1: the real name for which rapper jay z Ludacris or
Speaker 1: nas ludicrous? What's the smallest prime number? Zero? All those
Speaker 1: are the guesses. We're gonna go to the scoreboard and
Speaker 1: see how you guys did with Jose. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with a manned private Parks. Cameron, you got three correct today, right?
Speaker 1: And Brna broke you also got three came and I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Ty does go to the house on this. Let's go
Speaker 1: over the answers. Though the supersonic Concourd jet had its
Speaker 1: first commercial flights on this day in the nineteen seventies,
Speaker 1: specifically nineteen seventy six. The stitches on a Major League
Speaker 1: baseball are colored red between a coyote and a roadrunner.
Speaker 1: A coyote is actually faster. It can run up to
Speaker 1: forty miles per hour. A roadrunner goes up to twenty six. Wait,
Speaker 1: you're telling me that cartoons aren't accurate, not based on reality.
Speaker 1: About when the anvil falls on him, they still live, right, Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And the piano that can hit your head and then
Speaker 1: just turn your teeth into a piano to everything else
Speaker 1: is accurate. Yeah, We're gonna try all that after the
Speaker 1: shows checking. The name of the body of water below
Speaker 1: Texas is the Gulf of Mexico. Chris Bridges is the
Speaker 1: real name for rapper Ludicrous Luda. And the smallest prime
Speaker 1: number is two. I think I forget what a prime
Speaker 1: number is. Yeah, me too. I want to act like, yeah, Brook,
Speaker 1: you dummy, and I'm like, I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: it's because you can buy everything on Amazon Prime and
Speaker 1: two's yeah, yeah. I think let's just go with it
Speaker 1: to look at back before my daughter gets to that
Speaker 1: in her math class. So, Cameron, unfortunately we can't give
Speaker 1: you any money here, but just we're playing, you get
Speaker 1: to learn, oh cou that we just didn't do it,
Speaker 1: but learn and play hockey because you get jets to
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Speaker 1: really awesome. It's for all ages. You're gonna want to
Speaker 1: check it out. They have tickets available at packside dot org.
Speaker 1: Be curious. Thank you, thank you so much for playing.
Speaker 1: We'll be back to dwyn Brooks Bucks same time on Monday.
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning