Speaker 1: Is this the right number. It's the loser line. Just
Speaker 1: call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 1: It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you
Speaker 1: while you're out at the club and uses this charming
Speaker 1: pick up line on you. Excuse me, miss, but I
Speaker 1: think I have a fun science fact that you might
Speaker 1: be interested in. Probably not. Did you know that the
Speaker 1: female body is made up of ninety percent water and
Speaker 1: I'm super thirsty? Oh my god, Scott, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: After he says that, whatever you do, don't give him
Speaker 1: an atomic wedgie with his incredible Hulk underwear. Instead, give
Speaker 1: him the number to the loser line, so hopefully he
Speaker 1: leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play over the air.
Speaker 1: Voicemails like this one. Next message, Hey at least, um,
Speaker 1: we we met the other night at the bar and
Speaker 1: I just wanted to give you a call and totally
Speaker 1: being up front, I think I might have mentioned this
Speaker 1: the other day, um, and I hope it's not a
Speaker 1: deal breaker. But I do live in a camper um,
Speaker 1: not because I'm holdless or anything. Don't worry. I Actually
Speaker 1: I'm a traveler. I've been traveling the country for a
Speaker 1: couple of years, and I absolutely love it. And you
Speaker 1: know kind of like how like the settlers back in
Speaker 1: the day would travel from town to town, living off
Speaker 1: the land and spreading their seed, like like Johnny apple Seed. Right, Um,
Speaker 1: you know he wasn't just planning apples. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've heard that version of the Johnny apple Seed story.
Speaker 1: I was on board with the camper until he started
Speaker 1: to explain things. Are you any covered wagons, sir? Like
Speaker 1: the seeds? Not what I was just on the west side. Yeah, hey, Julia,
Speaker 1: it's Paul. Um, I'm just calling. I'm just calling to
Speaker 1: find out if everything's okay. Um, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: feel like something's wrong. Um, so I just you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just want to make sure you're
Speaker 1: not offended because you know, Puss the chicken nuggets, So
Speaker 1: you know, um, if you're cool with it, maybe we
Speaker 1: can you know, grab some nuggets sometime. All right, all right, thanks,
Speaker 1: I hope, all right, hope bye, next message. What did
Speaker 1: he do to the nuggets? I don't know, but he
Speaker 1: mentioned he did something to the nuggets. And it wasn't
Speaker 1: just we didn't deep out eat him. No, we didn't
Speaker 1: say that nuggets taste funny. Yeah, I can. Next message,
Speaker 1: Hey Adam, this is UM. I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: if you remember, but UM, yeah, I guess I thought
Speaker 1: you would called called by now. UM. I I totally
Speaker 1: get like, not everyone learns how to change it tire
Speaker 1: these days. But I really thought you were cute and
Speaker 1: and that's why I wanted to call you in the
Speaker 1: first place. So UM, But at this point, UM, I
Speaker 1: didn't tell you something. UM. Actually, at the time, I
Speaker 1: took something from your car. UM. You know, I thought
Speaker 1: you would notice and call me about it. I was
Speaker 1: just trying to I don't know, to speak flirty or whatever. UM.
Speaker 1: And I know that probably sounds like psycho. But I
Speaker 1: actually kept two of the bolts from your tires. UM.
Speaker 1: I thought you'd be driving and be like, uh, where
Speaker 1: are my bolts? Uh? But you didn't. UM, So definitely
Speaker 1: call me. UM, I hope you're okay, and give me
Speaker 1: a call when you can. Next message, WHOA is that
Speaker 1: is that something that you can notice? As I feel like,
Speaker 1: is this recording just for the insurance company? Yeah, the
Speaker 1: revestigation something bad that happened just there. Remember you can
Speaker 1: get the special Loser line up if you text the
Speaker 1: word loser LSR to seven eight five nine to give
Speaker 1: it to somebody who just changed your car tire. Yeah
Speaker 1: you don't or cut your brains. Yeah, you gesture so
Speaker 1: they can call us and leave an awkward voicemail that
Speaker 1: we can play like this one. Next message, Hey, Amber,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? This is listen. Uh so the
Speaker 1: spider is gone and I just wanted you to know.
Speaker 1: Uh Amber, I don't need you to come over, so
Speaker 1: sorry for the calls. I actually sneeze and it ran away.
Speaker 1: So uh, I'm good and uh yeah, hopefully you'll call me.
Speaker 1: I was great meeting you the other night. And uh yeah.
Speaker 1: Next message, Oh my god, oh yes, your brother Jose seriously.
Speaker 1: Producer Boy says that this guy left three messages before
Speaker 1: this one of just him screaming out kill. UM. I
Speaker 1: was curious if you would do me a favor. I've
Speaker 1: been into this new project that I just got into. Um.
Speaker 1: It's it's called whittling. I don't know if you know
Speaker 1: of it. It's basically, you know, you take things, uh
Speaker 1: you take that like wood, and you you know, create
Speaker 1: things out of wood with different tools. What I was
Speaker 1: thinking is is maybe I could whittle you. You know,
Speaker 1: I've been doing full sized grizzly bear carvings out of
Speaker 1: trees with my ten foot ladder. Um, and I think
Speaker 1: I'm ready for the next step, which is a human model. Um.
Speaker 1: You know, I have a really nice professional studio set
Speaker 1: up to my dad's garage. UM. But I was just
Speaker 1: curious if if you were interested in being a model
Speaker 1: for me for for my first human project. UM and
Speaker 1: UM yeah, I'd love to whittle you nude art. You guys,
Speaker 1: It's like haven't you seen the chainsaw art with the
Speaker 1: laws Bewhittling is gonna take like y and a little hammer.
Speaker 1: It's a two hundred foot tall statue. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need you to move in with me. You stay still, No,
Speaker 1: stay still, it's been two days. Remember you can listen
Speaker 1: to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week.
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