Speaker 1: Right, We're gonna start the show off a little bit
Speaker 1: differently today. I'm just tossing it right over to digital
Speaker 1: Jake for the shock collar question of the day, man,
Speaker 1: what are you? What are you? We'ressing for the shock
Speaker 1: collar and I'm not ready yet. Okay, okay, we was
Speaker 1: just like way too early, weren't really like? No, true, Jake,
Speaker 1: it's not early, We're actually late. It's with some WCII
Speaker 1: which clip is it? Two viral sound bites off the internet?
Speaker 1: Only enough time to play one of them. So let's
Speaker 1: just get right to the choices. Your first option is
Speaker 1: a thirty second clip of a quirky flight attendant doing
Speaker 1: her pre flight announcements like a funky cold Medina rap style.
Speaker 1: There's a forty year old reference for you, guys. Or
Speaker 1: option two, a fifteen second TikTok of a sneaky woman
Speaker 1: who had to think quick to get herself out of
Speaker 1: a bad date. So's it gonna be? I don't think
Speaker 1: it's even an option right now? Is it tsa drake
Speaker 1: or dating escape? You did say drake Alex dating escape? Easy?
Speaker 1: Same dating escale TikTok to? Sorry, No one cares about
Speaker 1: the flight attendants right now, the sound of the fifteen
Speaker 1: second TikTok of a sneaky woman who had to think
Speaker 1: quick to get herself out of a bad date. I
Speaker 1: went to the toilet, got my friends to send me
Speaker 1: a fake COVID positive test like text, and I changed
Speaker 1: the names at the NHS. Then I went down and
Speaker 1: I was like from the toilet and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, look but that's imposive. And he was like,
Speaker 1: what we can do? And I was like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna ask a home Oh who restaurant shutdown? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't trust any positive COVID test. Oh my gosh. So
Speaker 1: wait when you too were positive? I wish we're not
Speaker 1: talking about this. Try try not to find the world.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna google, it's too late. Which clip visit? I'm
Speaker 1: Jeff Pepperman, Zaddy debout. Now let's get into the shot
Speaker 1: collar question of the day. We have a bucket full
Speaker 1: of names. Are going to draw one OUTSI who gets
Speaker 1: asked the trivia question. If you answer wrong, then your
Speaker 1: punishment is to be shocked while you sing a song.
Speaker 1: So text into seventy five nine two and tell us
Speaker 1: which one you would like to hear. I'm drawing a
Speaker 1: name out because I have a shot collar. Last I
Speaker 1: got Alexis. Do these jorts make my butt look fast? Oh? Fast?
Speaker 1: She's a runner sorts. Give the shot collar over to
Speaker 1: Alexis while she puts it on digital Jaco ahead read
Speaker 1: us a shot collar Question of the day. One week ago,
Speaker 1: an unofficial holiday happened that you might have missed. Blue Monday.
Speaker 1: Scientists determine that this past Monday or Blue Monday, is
Speaker 1: actually the most depressing day of the year. Fad Why
Speaker 1: is that? A new survey looked at the top reasons
Speaker 1: we feel depressed during January. God, this is a good
Speaker 1: way to start the show. And if you're not too
Speaker 1: depressed to think, I need you to come up with
Speaker 1: the top four in no particular order. What if we o,
Speaker 1: I've been feeling really down lately? Yeah, this is the
Speaker 1: right group to question. I mean I needed to go
Speaker 1: to like weather, but I know that's not the shortest
Speaker 1: day of the year, right, No, that's mother is terrible. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's like the coldest day of the year
Speaker 1: or something. Well, know that it has to be the
Speaker 1: coldest day of the year. It may just be like that.
Speaker 1: It sucks. Yeah, I don't think it necessarily has to
Speaker 1: do with that particular day. It's just this particular time
Speaker 1: around that day. I mean, okay, for me, it happens
Speaker 1: every year, and I think it happens to everyone. You're
Speaker 1: coming down off that holiday high man, and then I
Speaker 1: just finally hit that low, like three weeks or so
Speaker 1: after the holidays away from Christmas. It's a long time
Speaker 1: to be depressed. You're to press the whole time. I
Speaker 1: like that, though. I think another one, okay, I'm just
Speaker 1: listing off things that are affecting me. I get good.
Speaker 1: Is the New Year's Resolutions. Remember first day back off
Speaker 1: from the show, she was fired up. Supposedly we were
Speaker 1: getting a peloton. It hasn't come yet. I was going
Speaker 1: to be all hot. It's not happening. I was talking
Speaker 1: to my friend the other night. She's like, we're doing
Speaker 1: dry January, and I don't feel any different at all.
Speaker 1: A lot of people stop dry January by now too.
Speaker 1: Did you want to lock any of those in? I
Speaker 1: want to walk in coming down from holiday high and
Speaker 1: the New Year's resolutions you gave up on him? Okay,
Speaker 1: those are good. Yeah, Well, let's get the question one
Speaker 1: more time. The third Monday of January is known unofficially
Speaker 1: as Blue Monday and is considered by psychologists as the
Speaker 1: most depressing day of the year. I asked you to
Speaker 1: come up with the top four reasons we get so
Speaker 1: depressed during this time, and since there's traditionally less sunshine
Speaker 1: during this month, I'm gonna give you a golden guess.
Speaker 1: Tell something you think should be on there, and I'll
Speaker 1: tell you if you're correct or not. Can I just
Speaker 1: guess weather in general? Jake? The weather is number two?
Speaker 1: Totally three locked in. You have post holiday blues, failed
Speaker 1: New Year's resolutions, and bad weather. You just need one more.
Speaker 1: A lot of people break up. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: mean people just never get into a relationship. Maybe some
Speaker 1: people are really upset about how things went over the holidays,
Speaker 1: but there's like significant other that they were with and
Speaker 1: it forces them to break up. Are we talking about
Speaker 1: your personal life again? Before Valentine's Day? So if like
Speaker 1: things went crappy over the holidays, you don't want to
Speaker 1: do another holiday with that person? You know? Have you
Speaker 1: been hit up more on your dating? Absolutely? I was
Speaker 1: just thinking like people more people are like, you know,
Speaker 1: all like cute holiday nats and stuff, and then that
Speaker 1: ends you kind of just like don't talk to anybody.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you're just not dating. Yeah, not dating. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When the company that you work for doesn't restock the
Speaker 1: chocolate muffins in the break room, that sends me into
Speaker 1: a very dark place, specifically around this time of year. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go with something with relationships. I
Speaker 1: feel like so or could it be just you're depressed?
Speaker 1: It all the weight you gained over the holidays day Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Jake. You're coming down from a
Speaker 1: holiday high, your New Year's resolution ended, weather, and then
Speaker 1: relationship issues. Can I say that? Sure? Can one of
Speaker 1: the answers just be Brooks life. Here are the top
Speaker 1: four reasons we get so depressed during Blue Monday. Number
Speaker 1: one is those post holiday blues. Okay, give me that.
Speaker 1: People feel broke after overspending around the holidays. Number two,
Speaker 1: I already told you in your Golden Guess, was the weather.
Speaker 1: The nights are too long, there's a lack of sunshine.
Speaker 1: It's miserable. Number three is the pressure of New Year's resolution.
Speaker 1: And number four on the list was general lonely. This
Speaker 1: hard to socialize with people. You kind of said it though,
Speaker 1: when you're like dates aren't happening. Yeah, well didn't get
Speaker 1: all of them. So Alexis is getting shocked and somebody
Speaker 1: wanted to hear the song There's Nothing holding Me Back
Speaker 1: by Seawn Mendes. Oh, I've been shaken and I love
Speaker 1: it when you go crazy. You take all my inhibitions. Baby,
Speaker 1: there's nothing holding me back. I just still don't believe
Speaker 1: you go to a karaoke bar. Sometimes it's fun. I
Speaker 1: like singing that's your shot. Color question of the day,
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I know Brook has
Speaker 1: been a little bit disappointed lately because her self proclaimed
Speaker 1: Year of Hot isn't going quite the way that she hoped.
Speaker 1: The peloton was going to get there and then I
Speaker 1: was going to be really hot, so it was gonna
Speaker 1: work out and got delayed. Ye, dude, I just thought
Speaker 1: a picture of myself. I just hate pictures of myself
Speaker 1: right now, don't I think I have the answer that
Speaker 1: you've been looking for. What is it? You can take
Speaker 1: your sexiness up anach immediately because Oscar Meyer is now
Speaker 1: selling Bologney inspired face masks. You guys, I love bloney, delicious,
Speaker 1: fry that stuff in a pan, and lad, I'm not
Speaker 1: even talking about pandemic style masks that cover your mouth.
Speaker 1: It's one of those beauty masks that people use at
Speaker 1: home to moisturize their skin. Is it just a piece
Speaker 1: of boloney? It's not. It's not a piece of baloney,
Speaker 1: but it looks like one. It's colored pink, and it
Speaker 1: resembles how kids will buy eye holes and a mouth
Speaker 1: into their face. So that was the whole inspiration for
Speaker 1: the mask. Here's a picture of it, and just be
Speaker 1: clear once again, they are not made of actual bologne.
Speaker 1: They sent though cured meat on my face. The box
Speaker 1: actually is a very big warning label on it saying
Speaker 1: do not eat bologney mask. Don't you think this woman
Speaker 1: looks beautiful in her blogny mask? Though she just looks great.
Speaker 1: Who would have thought that model in the picture would
Speaker 1: look good? Shocking bogey face. You can wear anything. But
Speaker 1: they started selling them on Amazon yesterday for five bucks
Speaker 1: a piece. I'm instantly sold out. That's actually more expensive
Speaker 1: than a package of bologne. I'm just gonna say that
Speaker 1: it may be cheaper to just buy the blog. Okay,
Speaker 1: Blogey's not going to give you the same effect. Don't
Speaker 1: you try to get hot, but don't do that. But
Speaker 1: if as long as book gets the right mask, your
Speaker 1: year of hot is back on track. Okay where we
Speaker 1: started that, she's gonna do regular, She's definitely doing this.
Speaker 1: I just eat it. Yeah, this has now something gone downhill.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring it back. Laser Stories coming up next.
Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just won an eating competition
Speaker 1: for most edible underwear in ten minutes. No chop sticks allowed, ladies.
Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 1: stories around the glove, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 1: we have a laser and those other trap cakes just
Speaker 1: knelt his first Laser Stories out of Tokyo. Did you
Speaker 1: ever have a teacher confiscates something and not give it
Speaker 1: back to you? That reportedly happened to some guy in Japan,
Speaker 1: and he decided to concoct an elaborate scheme to get
Speaker 1: it back. Kid. Yeah, well, be careful with the word kid.
Speaker 1: But this involved him and his girlfriend breaking into the
Speaker 1: school while the place was closed for winter vacation. It's
Speaker 1: unclear what the contraband was, but it must have been
Speaker 1: worth something because the guy, get this, is sixty three
Speaker 1: years old. Whoa his girlfriend is fifty eight, So whatever
Speaker 1: was taken happened more than forty years ago. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: still teaching. Once the couple got in through a skylight
Speaker 1: on the roof, they began wandering around looking for the
Speaker 1: teacher's office, and that's when a security guard overheard him
Speaker 1: and called the police. It's Japan. They got more funding.
Speaker 1: I think. The cops arrested them for trespassing. Not surprisingly,
Speaker 1: both the guy and the girlfriend were intoxicated at the
Speaker 1: weird So you may be wondering where did he expect
Speaker 1: to find this item? Yeah, because, like Brooke was saying,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't expect that it spent the last forty years
Speaker 1: in the same desk draw or did it? It turns
Speaker 1: out the teacher he was looking for was still employed there,
Speaker 1: and I'd been working at that same school for forty
Speaker 1: two years at the same desk. Kind of boring. Are
Speaker 1: we ever going to find out what he was looking for?
Speaker 1: We don't know, But when interviewed after the arrest, the
Speaker 1: teacher encouraged the man to try again and next time
Speaker 1: he'd have a little surprise waiting for it. This next
Speaker 1: laser story is how did the domain of Lord Basos? Everyone?
Speaker 1: Did he hire? Did he hire you to say it
Speaker 1: like that? That's just that's how it came out. Right now,
Speaker 1: if you haven't noticed, Amazon's currently ruling the entire world, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're going to change the from Earth to Amazon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard that too. I like it. The online store
Speaker 1: is far and away the industry leader, and in the
Speaker 1: last few years they've gotten even more aggressive, opening brick
Speaker 1: and mortar bookstores and cashierless grocery shops. We got one
Speaker 1: not far from our radio station. Well, they must be
Speaker 1: getting bored again because they just announced they're going to
Speaker 1: be opening their first department store inside a real life mall,
Speaker 1: double ball. Oh my god. So was Amazon's plan this
Speaker 1: whole time to make every other brick and mortar store
Speaker 1: go out of business and then swoop in and take
Speaker 1: over it all. It seems like like a lot of
Speaker 1: these malls went away thanks to Amazon. Yeah, real estate's cheap, right,
Speaker 1: this is brilliant. They did find them all though, in Glendale,
Speaker 1: just outside of LA They're gonna call it Amazon's style.
Speaker 1: I feel like we could go back to the drawing
Speaker 1: board on the name. So how is Amazon's style going
Speaker 1: to be different than other stores. Well, the shopping experience
Speaker 1: is going to utilize a lot of tech with QR
Speaker 1: codes and touch screens. Dan Daniel just walk in naked
Speaker 1: and you walk out clothes in your mind. It's how
Speaker 1: I like it. As for why they're doing it, they
Speaker 1: say clothes are probably the most difficult item to buy
Speaker 1: online because you want to try them on, and it's
Speaker 1: also easier to browse clothes when you're in person, absolutely
Speaker 1: and like touch the fabric. Well, and it sucks because
Speaker 1: like I think women go through this two but like
Speaker 1: a large and one brand. It's absolutely at least that's
Speaker 1: what I tell myself. Yea at Laser stories out of
Speaker 1: Nunya Business. When you think of the most prestigious business
Speaker 1: schools in the world, you might think of Harvard, Yale,
Speaker 1: the Wharton School of Business, even Central Community College, it's
Speaker 1: up there. Wow, does anybody know you think of all
Speaker 1: of those before you would think of Taco Bell Business School.
Speaker 1: That's actually it's a real thing. It's it's a thing
Speaker 1: for Taco Bell managers who will soon be the first
Speaker 1: class to go through their school, and they are pumped.
Speaker 1: How much you worn about they ring a giant bell.
Speaker 1: Yeah at the graduation party. Yeah. This isn't a four
Speaker 1: year program or even a two year no sticking with
Speaker 1: the brand. This is the fast food version of going
Speaker 1: to college. It's a six week Taco boot camp education
Speaker 1: program designed to teach them the fundamentals of franchise owners.
Speaker 1: Driving through a drive through, you actually order what degree
Speaker 1: you want. I think the status part is if you
Speaker 1: fail six weeks and you don't pass, you can retake it.
Speaker 1: Pretty It's like the bachelors on the dollar menu. Man,
Speaker 1: there isn't some stuff at university president trying to get
Speaker 1: you to sign up. Either. The company's enlisted little nas X.
Speaker 1: He's a former Taco Bell worker who is appointed to
Speaker 1: be the newly created Chief Taco Impact Officer. That's such
Speaker 1: a sweet title. My nickname in college. And he's going
Speaker 1: to serve as the spokesman for the program. Working subway,
Speaker 1: I want to be the spokesperson, and that's a bad
Speaker 1: This is actually happening. So if someone tells you that
Speaker 1: they're leaving their wife to go to Taco Bell school
Speaker 1: and start all over again, your friend, apparently it's legit.
Speaker 1: It's only six weeks. You could stay married his next
Speaker 1: laser stories out of sports Headquarters. Here, nothing feels better
Speaker 1: as a super fan than blaming a bad play all
Speaker 1: on the ref ref. Does your wife know you've been
Speaker 1: screwing us for the last two quarters? Cathartic Y. I
Speaker 1: always called people out of games. Will might come on.
Speaker 1: It's always, but then I do it much Cory. But
Speaker 1: that all might be a thing in the past because
Speaker 1: robot umpires have been given a promotion to trip I
Speaker 1: heard this today is happening in baseball now they're one
Speaker 1: step away from the major leagues. No, you don't want
Speaker 1: a robot that takes out like the error exactly. It's
Speaker 1: all part of the game. I don't like the roots
Speaker 1: all well, I'm not sure what you're picturing. Brook. Are
Speaker 1: you thinking like Wally Schooling? That's really cute, But that's
Speaker 1: not what's happening. It's a highly sophisticated computer robot system
Speaker 1: that's going to be behind the plate calling balls and strikes.
Speaker 1: You know, at this point, let's just get robot batters.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're gonna be able to hit it farther
Speaker 1: performance about getting the calls right. Brooke is worried about
Speaker 1: the real life bumps. Who you would they might be
Speaker 1: ready to strike over the robots taking their jobs, But
Speaker 1: think again. Not only did the Umpires Association agree to
Speaker 1: this in its latest labor contract, but they're actually actively
Speaker 1: recruiting employees to operate the robot um system in a
Speaker 1: eleven leagues across the country. Nerds finally get a spot
Speaker 1: on the baseball field. So I guess in a few
Speaker 1: years we might have robots for everything. Well nuts everything
Speaker 1: that sound means. Laser Stories has come to an end
Speaker 1: of the Day's gonna let him finish up Laser Stories
Speaker 1: game doing end. Let's do it again at the same
Speaker 1: time on Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I
Speaker 1: know everybody here likes to think that we're all really
Speaker 1: hard workers, laser focused on our jobs. I was just
Speaker 1: I was just playing Wardle. Have you guys played that yet?
Speaker 1: So fun? Is that what you were doing on your computer? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's so funs tries to like figure out what the
Speaker 1: word is just by guessing letters. Oh cool that I
Speaker 1: can't figure out where the oh and the ages right now,
Speaker 1: I'm right in the middle of the game. So if
Speaker 1: we can bring this up, well, has it gotten thinking?
Speaker 1: The people who call the Loser Line. What's the number
Speaker 1: one activity that they do at their desk. A looked
Speaker 1: it up. It's that game, Broyeah. It's really popular right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you can listen to some of brooks Kin folk
Speaker 1: and hear their weird messages talking about some weird game.
Speaker 1: When we do a brand new edition of the Loser Line,
Speaker 1: people that are just like Brooke coming up at seven ten,
Speaker 1: right number, it's the Loser Line. Just call me back
Speaker 1: if you haven't heard the Loser Line before. It works
Speaker 1: like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while you're
Speaker 1: out at the club and uses this charming pickup line
Speaker 1: on you. Excuse me, miss, but I think I have
Speaker 1: a fun science fact that you might be interested in.
Speaker 1: Probably not. Did you know that the female body is
Speaker 1: made up of ninety percent water and I'm super thirsty?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Stot, that's pretty good, you know. After
Speaker 1: he says that whatever you do, don't give him an
Speaker 1: atomic Weggie with his incredible Hulk underwear. Instead given the
Speaker 1: number to the Loser Line. So hopefully he leaves an
Speaker 1: awkward voicemail that we can play over the air. Voicemails
Speaker 1: like this one. Next method, Hey, at least it's. Um.
Speaker 1: We we met the other night at the bar, and
Speaker 1: I just wanted to give you a call and totally
Speaker 1: being up front, I think I might have mentioned this
Speaker 1: other day. UM, and I hope it's not a deal breaker.
Speaker 1: But I do live in a camper. Um, not because
Speaker 1: I'm homeless or anything. Don't worry. I actually I'm a traveler.
Speaker 1: I've been traveling the country for a couple of years
Speaker 1: and I absolutely love it. And you know, kind of
Speaker 1: like how like the settlers back in the day would
Speaker 1: travel from town to town, living off the land and
Speaker 1: spreading their seed, like like Johnny apple Seed, right, Um,
Speaker 1: you know he wasn't just planning apples. I don't think
Speaker 1: i've heard that version of the Johnny apple Seed. I
Speaker 1: was on board with the camper until he started to
Speaker 1: explain things. Are you when he covered wagons, sir, like
Speaker 1: the seeds not what I was on the west side. Yeah, Hey, Julia,
Speaker 1: it's Paul. Um. I'm just calling. I'm just calling to
Speaker 1: find out if everything's okay. Um. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: feel like something's wrong. Um, So I just you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just want to make sure you're
Speaker 1: not offended. Because you know, it's the chicken nuggets. So
Speaker 1: you know, UM, if you're cool with it, maybe we
Speaker 1: can you know, grab some nuggets sometime. All right, all right, thanks,
Speaker 1: I hope, all right, Hope bye. What did he do
Speaker 1: to the nuggets? I don't know, but he mentioned he
Speaker 1: did something to the nuggets and it wasn't just we
Speaker 1: didn't deep out eat them. No, we didn't say that
Speaker 1: assuming those nuggets taste funny. Yeah, next message, Hey Adam,
Speaker 1: this is UM. I don't I don't know if you remember,
Speaker 1: but UM, yeah, I guess I thought you would call
Speaker 1: call by now. UM. I I totally get like not
Speaker 1: everyone learns how to change attire these days. But I
Speaker 1: really thought you were cute and and that's why I
Speaker 1: wanted to call you in the first place. So UM,
Speaker 1: but at this point, UM, I didn't tell you something. UM.
Speaker 1: I actually at the time, I took something from your car. Um.
Speaker 1: You know, I I thought you would notice and call
Speaker 1: me about it. I was just trying to, I don't know,
Speaker 1: just beak flirty or whatever. UM. And I know that
Speaker 1: probably sounds like psycho, but I actually kept two of
Speaker 1: the bolts from your tires. Um. I thought you'd be
Speaker 1: driving and be like, uh, where are my bolts? Uh?
Speaker 1: But you didn't, um, so definitely call me um. I
Speaker 1: hope you're okay and give me a callum when you can.
Speaker 1: Next message, whoa is that? Is that something that you
Speaker 1: can notice as you're driving? Yeah? I feel like he
Speaker 1: needs this recording just for the insurance company. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: reason investigations. Something bad that happened just there. Remember you
Speaker 1: can get the special loser line now. But if you
Speaker 1: text the word loser LSR tow seven eight five nine
Speaker 1: to give it to somebody who just changed your car tire,
Speaker 1: yeah you know, or cut your brains. Yeah you know,
Speaker 1: so they can call us and leave an awkward voicemail
Speaker 1: that we can play like this one. Next message, Hey Amber,
Speaker 1: how you doing? This is good? Listen? Uh so the
Speaker 1: spider is gone and I just wanted you to know.
Speaker 1: Uh Amber, I don't need you to come over, so
Speaker 1: sorry for the calls. I actually please and it ran away,
Speaker 1: so uh I'm good and uh yeah, hopefully you'll call me.
Speaker 1: I was great meeting you the other night and uh yeah.
Speaker 1: Producer Boy says that this guy left three messages before
Speaker 1: this one of just him screaming out I'm kill. Um,
Speaker 1: I was curious if you would give me a favor.
Speaker 1: I've been into this new project that I just got into.
Speaker 1: Um it's it's called whittling. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: know of it. It's basically, you know, you take things, uh,
Speaker 1: you take that like wood, and you you know, create
Speaker 1: things out of wood with different tools. What I was
Speaker 1: thinking is is maybe I could whittle you. You know,
Speaker 1: I've been doing full sized grizzly bear carving. It's out
Speaker 1: of trees with my ten foot ladder. Um. And I
Speaker 1: think I'm ready for the next step, which is a
Speaker 1: human model. Um. You know I have a really nice
Speaker 1: professional studio set up in my dad's garage. Um. But
Speaker 1: I was just curious if you were interested in being
Speaker 1: a model for me for for my first human project.
Speaker 1: UM and UM, yeah, I'd love to whittle you nude.
Speaker 1: You guys. It's like haven't you seen the chainsaw art
Speaker 1: with the laws? Widowing is gonna take like yeah, and
Speaker 1: a little hammer. It's a two hundred foot tall statue.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna need you to move in with me.
Speaker 1: I stay still, Stay still two days. Remember you can
Speaker 1: listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week,
Speaker 1: got your phone tap coming up next? Broken Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. When the new year rolls around, usually set
Speaker 1: a few goals and resolute for yourself. Yeah, and honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody would give you a hard time
Speaker 1: if you tried, but you couldn't follow through on them.
Speaker 1: I mean, because we've all been there, we've all done it. Yea,
Speaker 1: and nobody does. You're only motivated for like a week
Speaker 1: or if not, But yeah, what if somebody did? What
Speaker 1: if a complete stranger called to ask, why aren't you
Speaker 1: sticking to your goal about getting in shape this year?
Speaker 1: Are you lazy? Did you forget you don't sign up
Speaker 1: for a gym membership and then never go to the gym?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. At least that's what Brooks says what
Speaker 1: to him about his New Year's Fitness Player. It seems
Speaker 1: like he could have made it at least once. No,
Speaker 1: that's what she does when we do your brand new
Speaker 1: phone tap right now. Another on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Dylan. This is Dylan. Who's who's calling?
Speaker 1: This is Linda down Fitness. How are you today? Oh? Good? Good?
Speaker 1: How you doing? I'm good? Thanks for asking and I
Speaker 1: just gotta say, I notice you signed up for our
Speaker 1: Resolution Execution membership, you know, right after the New year. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, as most I'm just trying to get a
Speaker 1: little slimmer for the new year. Yeah, but you've only
Speaker 1: been at once and it's been a few weeks, so
Speaker 1: you know, I have to ask, like, what's going on.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you guys actually kept calculation. Um, well
Speaker 1: we do. We care about our members. Okay, we're here
Speaker 1: to cheer you on. That's great. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I've just been super busy at work, you know, new year,
Speaker 1: new new schedule. You know, I don't believe that, Dylan.
Speaker 1: Excuse me. Yeah, I'm saying I think you're lying to me.
Speaker 1: I mean, it is true. I mean, you're gonna stick
Speaker 1: with it. That's funny because you know, one of my
Speaker 1: workers said that when you signed up. You know, you
Speaker 1: told him that you work at customer service for a
Speaker 1: wireless store downtown, Right, Yeah, I do. But what does
Speaker 1: that have to do with me at the gym? Well,
Speaker 1: I called around and talked with your boss, Melody. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: you you did what? Yeah? I spoke with her and
Speaker 1: she said business has actually been so slow there's been
Speaker 1: a few days where she told you that you didn't
Speaker 1: even have to come in. I'm just a little confused.
Speaker 1: You call my supervisor to check up on me? Is
Speaker 1: that normal protocol? Okay? But we don't need to change
Speaker 1: the subject here, Dylan, You're not working that much and
Speaker 1: it's been confirmed, so why not go to the gym? Um?
Speaker 1: I'm just you actually called my supervisor. And yes, Melody, okay, Melody,
Speaker 1: we've we have discussed this, and I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. It's not the only
Speaker 1: person we talked to, because we also talked with your
Speaker 1: roommate and he thinks you're not that busy either. There's
Speaker 1: no way you talked to my roommate, I mean Paul. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I spoke with him this morning and he told me
Speaker 1: that he didn't even know he didn't even know you
Speaker 1: had signed up. How is that your business? This is
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to figure out, and and and better yet,
Speaker 1: how did you get his phone number? Oh? Yeah, your fiance,
Speaker 1: Sherry gave it to me when I talked to her yesterday. Whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1: You talked to my fiance? Yeah, she actually knew at
Speaker 1: least that you signed up for the gym. I did
Speaker 1: count that as a positive. Can't be calling my friends
Speaker 1: and family like, what what are you tracking me all
Speaker 1: like social media or something? Well, you know what, at
Speaker 1: our gym, we think our members are family. Okay, and
Speaker 1: I understand it's hard getting caught in a lie, but
Speaker 1: you know what, you crossed the line. Oh no, you
Speaker 1: would ever line a family and frien, you have totally
Speaker 1: crossed it. I actually think you crossed the line, Dylan
Speaker 1: when you told your fiance that you've been four times
Speaker 1: to our gym, you know, talking to me about you
Speaker 1: don't know me. I had to tell her that that
Speaker 1: wasn't true. Oh my god, Okay, I had to tell her.
Speaker 1: You did not tell her that was not true, did you? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: of course I did. Why would you do that? Tell me?
Speaker 1: You know who are you? I am just looking out
Speaker 1: for your best interests Okay. I know that I don't
Speaker 1: know you all that well yet, but I can tell you.
Speaker 1: I can tell you. Listen, Dylan, take a deep breath.
Speaker 1: I can tell you that's not to listen without flipping out. Okay.
Speaker 1: The only thing worse than losing trust in your relationship
Speaker 1: is posing the battle with your waistline. You got joke
Speaker 1: in the middle of all this bull You got jokes.
Speaker 1: That's not a joke, sir. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you are past the point of no return. You call
Speaker 1: in my friend. Who else did you call? Well, technically
Speaker 1: that's wrong. We didn't call your fiance. She actually contacted us.
Speaker 1: She didn't contact you. There's no reason. Why would you
Speaker 1: just wake up. I'm going to call down to the gym.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you. She did contact us because
Speaker 1: she wanted to. No, she did contact us because I'm
Speaker 1: not lying, Dylan. She wanted to set you up for
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is all a joke. My god. Hey,
Speaker 1: my real names Brooke for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: And apparently your fiance knows that you're lying about going
Speaker 1: to the gym already. It's not anything I needed to
Speaker 1: tell her because she told me. Yeah, I kind of
Speaker 1: figured that out now, I guess she figured me out. Hey, man,
Speaker 1: just use this as motivation, you know, motivation. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: blood pressure is high now. I definitely wake up every
Speaker 1: morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, guys, let's talk about
Speaker 1: some fun things that are better when they come in pairs. Okay,
Speaker 1: like roller skates. As I once had one of my
Speaker 1: rollerblades stolen, Paul. It really ruined. I've been telling I
Speaker 1: don't have a rollerblading career because of it. But it's
Speaker 1: always better to have two instead of one of those.
Speaker 1: Ye what about oh tacos? One of them you have
Speaker 1: to eat one over the other, so the taco crumbles
Speaker 1: to the other taco a super taco the second one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do a taco fact every day from Jose,
Speaker 1: how do you tacos better? And tomorrow we'll learn about
Speaker 1: langua tongue taco. Last, but not least, who loves a
Speaker 1: good pair of wives? Oh? Yes, so my dad always
Speaker 1: told me before he left to be with his other family.
Speaker 1: Oh what's the best thing to come in pairs? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is dates? Two girls, two guys, and one major double
Speaker 1: date fail that you're never gonna forget. You're gonna hear
Speaker 1: about it when we do a brand new second date
Speaker 1: update coming up next. I'm just hungry for tacos too.
Speaker 1: Second date date, Brook, have you ever been on a
Speaker 1: double date before. Yeah, lots of types. Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: What do you mean they're mostly for like older married
Speaker 1: couples that voyers sole dates. When I was like in
Speaker 1: the dating world in my twenties, double dates are fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're avoid back then you're like, oh, go ahead, kiss again.
Speaker 1: I promise I won't know. Okay you guys, Okay, but no.
Speaker 1: The girl on the phone today actually went out on
Speaker 1: a double date recently of her too, I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk to her a little bit. Her name's Vicky. Vicky.
Speaker 1: Are you married a voyeur or none of the above?
Speaker 1: None of the aboves. Thank you for asking. Okay, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: So tell us about the guy that you went out with.
Speaker 1: What's his name? His name is Adam. Okay, and you
Speaker 1: went on a double date on your first date with Adam. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so wet line and it's kind of weird situations. And
Speaker 1: he had asked me out. He seems like cute, normal,
Speaker 1: all of that stuff seems and yeah, right, Um, it
Speaker 1: was a couple of weeks ago, and it was like
Speaker 1: a Friday night, and so my roommate and I we
Speaker 1: made this pack that we have a roommate night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like we just we didn't want to be just like
Speaker 1: strangers living together. Its important for us to know each
Speaker 1: other and be involved each other's life. Okay, wow, it's
Speaker 1: pretty much. Yeah. So I told him that I would
Speaker 1: normally go out Friday night, but that's my roommate night,
Speaker 1: and he was like, what's that? So I told him
Speaker 1: and he's like, that sounds cool. I have a roommate
Speaker 1: who's also single. Would you be open to doing a
Speaker 1: double pay? Feels like it falls in the pack. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, let me ask my roommate.
Speaker 1: She was down. So it kind of became this like
Speaker 1: eighties montage thing. We're like, sure, let's seat this. That
Speaker 1: does make sense. That's kind of crazy though, like you're
Speaker 1: both experiencing this first date together. Absolutely, absolutely, Okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: We got together. We totally had a path that if
Speaker 1: they didn't look like the profiles or they were like
Speaker 1: super creepy and weird, we'd cut out. You guys make
Speaker 1: a lot of packs. Yeah, you could just discussion. I
Speaker 1: don't know, good night pack. So what happened the night
Speaker 1: of your double day? Did they look the way that
Speaker 1: you thought they would look? They did, and it went
Speaker 1: like really well, I mean I thought it went really well,
Speaker 1: Like what did you guys? Do you just did drinks
Speaker 1: or did you dinner and drinks? Yeah, we did dinner
Speaker 1: and drinks, okay, And I mean we're just kind of
Speaker 1: like general getting to know you, nothing like really weird.
Speaker 1: I mean Adam, like, I mean I thought was really cool,
Speaker 1: like he actually spent time in Germany during college, and
Speaker 1: so I thought that was like really interesting and fun
Speaker 1: at right, correct? Yeah, okay, so my roommate Maya ended
Speaker 1: up going out with Jacob. Okay, so everybody just had
Speaker 1: a good time, so we didn't have to do the
Speaker 1: like thirty minutes cut and run packed yea. And they
Speaker 1: actually ended up covering the bill, which we had this
Speaker 1: sumption of like you guys cover your thing, we'll cover
Speaker 1: our thing, because you know, when you're first getting to
Speaker 1: know people, you don't want to be like cover the
Speaker 1: whole bill. But they take care of us, which is great.
Speaker 1: You know, we ordered a couple of shots, so it
Speaker 1: was going really well. It sounds like it did you
Speaker 1: end up back at your apartment or their apartment? I
Speaker 1: mean it just seems so easy, right, Like the roommates
Speaker 1: it's more of a party situation immediately part when did
Speaker 1: the clothes come off? No, no clothes coming off, no
Speaker 1: hot covering, anything like weird or awkward happened during the date. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: so this is the only thing that I can kind
Speaker 1: of attribute it to. So there was, you know, pool
Speaker 1: tables where we're at. So we started to kind of
Speaker 1: play pool, And the only awkward moment I can think
Speaker 1: of is the guys are kind of doing like weird
Speaker 1: intimate stuff with the pool queue. Yeah, stick battles. You
Speaker 1: put them with your legs and then you duel. No,
Speaker 1: don't tell me they did that. I mean you did
Speaker 1: like you're you're with guys, and when guys are around
Speaker 1: any like long objects, especially with like balls around, I mean,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go for the lowest things. That's why you're single.
Speaker 1: You don't do that. But I don't understand, like that's
Speaker 1: a joke what jose is describing. You're saying they were
Speaker 1: doing intimate things. We need to say like intimate things
Speaker 1: I meant to say inappropriate and mature. Ki, Yeah, thats right,
Speaker 1: But you can't fit this whole pool stick in your mouth.
Speaker 1: I was gonna put it somewhere else. Yeah, were staring.
Speaker 1: I was nervous, you know, I didn't want to get
Speaker 1: kicked out, and so I kind of said something. I
Speaker 1: don't think I was rude, but I kind of said something,
Speaker 1: maybe in like a parental tone, like say, what'd you say?
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just like, hey, guys, come on,
Speaker 1: let's stop. Let's put it away now, it's not the time.
Speaker 1: She's like, okay, everyone three, I gave you a warning.
Speaker 1: I gave you. Yeah, how did I mean? That's kind
Speaker 1: of a weird thing to say to somebody on a
Speaker 1: first date? Like, how did the guys react to that? What?
Speaker 1: They kind of laughed off, but you could tell the
Speaker 1: energy just kind of shifted. Yeah, suck the air right
Speaker 1: out of the room. Yeah, it's I think it's fine though,
Speaker 1: Like you know, you weren't like overstepping your bounds, like
Speaker 1: you just say, yeah, stop being so mature. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: should be flirting with you, not there pools. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: kind of a build up first, you like, you build
Speaker 1: up the confidence with your brow and then you m
Speaker 1: it's just all that energy work. I know, I get it.
Speaker 1: It's it's a tough situation being on a double date.
Speaker 1: How did it end? Yes, so we had obviously arrived separately,
Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, we're going to go meet a
Speaker 1: couple of people. Afterwards were like totally pool great, so
Speaker 1: they kind of left. They went off with their friends,
Speaker 1: and Jacob got Maya's number. They exchange numbers. Adam and
Speaker 1: I have been trying to texting that you can tell
Speaker 1: that it's not the same energy. Okay, And has your
Speaker 1: roommate gone out with his roommate again? No? No, okay,
Speaker 1: neither of you are getting really anything. Okay, yeah, getting ghosted. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: double ghosted man, Yeah, double date, double ghost that. We're
Speaker 1: gonna try and find out what happened. We'll play a song,
Speaker 1: we'll come back, we'll call Adam for you, and we'll
Speaker 1: try and get your second date update. Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: Hold one, Two guys and two girls walk into a bar.
Speaker 1: It's not the start of a funny joke. Was It's
Speaker 1: the start of a real life first date. And I
Speaker 1: do know is this the first time that we've ever
Speaker 1: done a double date on a second date? I can't remember,
Speaker 1: but I feel like we should have a roommate on
Speaker 1: on speaker or something in the background. Yeah, I have
Speaker 1: a question. We have to make another call after this
Speaker 1: to the other roommate or Vicky. Are you representing both
Speaker 1: parties here? I'm representing both parties. Okay, okay, So you're
Speaker 1: interested in going out with Adam again. Your roommate is
Speaker 1: interested in going out with Adam's roommate again. That's what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Okay, Okay, Now if you don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, Vicky and her roommate went out with
Speaker 1: a guy named Adam and his roommate to a bar.
Speaker 1: Things were going well until they were playing pool and
Speaker 1: the guys started doing some inappropriate immature things with the
Speaker 1: pool sticks to each other like guys normally do. I
Speaker 1: don't know that I've ever witnessed that in a bar.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you keep saying this is so common.
Speaker 1: I've played a lot of pool, and never once have
Speaker 1: I seen them use it as a fallicon. Okay, well, sorry,
Speaker 1: I was talking about an under sixty five bar, So
Speaker 1: maybe that stay. Boys, you know what, cut out the
Speaker 1: funny business. This is a date no fun allowed, Jeff. Afterwards,
Speaker 1: it changed the mood. But now she's hoping that we
Speaker 1: can get Adam on the line and maybe convince him
Speaker 1: to give him another shot, VICKI, how you feeling? I
Speaker 1: am feeling confident, but I'm also with it and I
Speaker 1: forgot Have you guys not texted at all or you
Speaker 1: tried to reach out or no, we've texted. It just
Speaker 1: is not as enthusiastic as it was prior to the date. Okay,
Speaker 1: And I'm really thinking about what I said earlier about
Speaker 1: representing you parties, like we don't have to double date
Speaker 1: in the future, Like I'm just more concerned about my
Speaker 1: date with Adam roommate Pa. We don't only have to
Speaker 1: see each other Friday night. Okay, yeah, Okay, Well let's
Speaker 1: get you yours. We're gonna dial Adam's phone number and
Speaker 1: we'll see what he has to say. Okay, Okay, thank you. Ah,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello. Hey is this Adam? Yeah? This
Speaker 1: is Adam? Who is this? Sorry? My name is jeff
Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Sorry,
Speaker 1: did we wake you up or something? Oh? Yeah, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I have a weird day off today. I took a
Speaker 1: PIO day. All right, sounds like you're enjoyed it, my friend. Wait, sorry,
Speaker 1: you said this is a radio shows. What's going on? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're a radio show, and we're doing a segment called
Speaker 1: a second Date Update, where we help our listeners get
Speaker 1: in touch with people after they've gone out on a
Speaker 1: date with them and they're getting ghosted ghosted. All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: well he's not really ghosting anyone. Yeah, you're not. You're
Speaker 1: not fully ghosting someone. You're light, he's not quite fully Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you went out with Jack who has an extagrind.
Speaker 1: What's going on? No, no, but someone is curious what
Speaker 1: happened after they went out with you. Her name's Vicky. Vicky.
Speaker 1: Vicky is trying to figure out what happened to me.
Speaker 1: I mean we've been like texting kind of Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's said that, but she said that it's been a
Speaker 1: little lukewarm and just wondering. Is off. Um, that's kind
Speaker 1: of weird that she asked like a show. What did
Speaker 1: she say? I mean, I mean, she said, overall she
Speaker 1: and her roommate had a really good time with you
Speaker 1: in your roommate. Oh they did interesting. Did you not
Speaker 1: feel that way? Uh? It was a weird Oh it
Speaker 1: was nah, not really it was weird. Okay, it sounded fun. No,
Speaker 1: it was awkward. I mean we asked her about if
Speaker 1: there was anything awkward or weird that happened, and she
Speaker 1: mentioned something about the pool table. Yeah, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. My b and I were on like
Speaker 1: lacrosse together, so we were playing the pool like just
Speaker 1: kind of dining around casually. You know, we're drinking. It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: you're you're forgetting you're on a date with other people
Speaker 1: and just hanging out together. Yeah, there's just really up
Speaker 1: tight and yeah we're playing pool, but it's my best friends,
Speaker 1: remember mate, And she's just like, I don't know, she
Speaker 1: got really agro. Frankly yea, she said, was pretty cool
Speaker 1: about it and just said, hey, guys, knock it off,
Speaker 1: let's play. Oh yeah, as she's going with, yeah, I've
Speaker 1: been too different. How was it from your perspective, I'm pleasant,
Speaker 1: agro and awkward? Okay, yeah, I mean we had a
Speaker 1: couple more drinks and got a buzz. Maybe it was
Speaker 1: part of that, but I know for me it was
Speaker 1: a buzz kill. My buddy agreed, and I'm not sure
Speaker 1: I what I say, but basically the table next to
Speaker 1: us was these there were these two hot chicks and
Speaker 1: they were I don't know, with some other friends or something.
Speaker 1: And they were like, did that girl just like chew
Speaker 1: you out for just like some other buddy there? And
Speaker 1: I was like, pretty much, it was awkward. We're on
Speaker 1: a like a double first date and you just kind
Speaker 1: of like winked. I was like, that's not very fun.
Speaker 1: We're fun. We're having fun here. And is that the
Speaker 1: part like she said you were going drinking with friends?
Speaker 1: Like after the date? Are those the friends that you
Speaker 1: just met? I mean, yeah, we fished drinks, went around
Speaker 1: the corner, came back and hung out with our new better,
Speaker 1: i mean hot friends. Yeah, just because of one I
Speaker 1: mean one joke she couldn't take. That's why I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't have this problem. I turned water into wine.
Speaker 1: It was fun. Okay, the girls we don't I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think we want to know the answer to
Speaker 1: that single. I mean, that's the only thing. You're not
Speaker 1: dating any of those chicks, are you. Uh, both of
Speaker 1: us have plans again. I know, okay, you said that
Speaker 1: you turned water into wine that night, but I hate
Speaker 1: to let you know that Water is actually on the phone,
Speaker 1: and Water wants to talk to you because Vicky's actually
Speaker 1: here on the phone. He's listening to all this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh you're not like reporting that. Hi, Vicky, water you there? Okay? Hey,
Speaker 1: I like you might need some water because you sound
Speaker 1: like you're still drunk. Wow. Okay, that's kind of like
Speaker 1: ragged on him again. I mean, I guess I need
Speaker 1: to be called agro again for having an opinion about something.
Speaker 1: But it looks like I avoided complete jerk store over here.
Speaker 1: I mean you literally because I called you and your
Speaker 1: friend like tamper it down a little bit because you're
Speaker 1: using pul cubs like shallic symbols on a date with
Speaker 1: two women and you're hitting on two other women behind you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounded like the women hit on him. Jeff, why
Speaker 1: do you It was douchey like all of it was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm with her. I'm also a woman who's
Speaker 1: been called aggro a lot, so you know, but I'm
Speaker 1: on your side. Yeah, let's go get some pool sticks. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like you're angry, Vicky. I
Speaker 1: get it. I'm sorry my word church wasn't good, but
Speaker 1: maybe you're just angry and I don't need that in
Speaker 1: my life right now. You're a great person, but it
Speaker 1: just didn't feel right. I feel like you're talking out
Speaker 1: both sides of your mouth right now. You're like, you're
Speaker 1: a great person, but I don't need that in my life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like a great person. Then what you can say
Speaker 1: is check up on being a DoLS and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: there wasn't chemistry. Thank you for your time, I'm not
Speaker 1: interested in go instead of these like weird text message
Speaker 1: I'm going back and forth. I thought we had a
Speaker 1: good time. You obviously didn't like being a man and
Speaker 1: sing back and also clean your room. No, I'm with her,
Speaker 1: I'm with her. Why are you still texting with Vicky?
Speaker 1: I mean, like that's obviously leading her in the wrong direction.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm still like an act an interview.
Speaker 1: But I met two hotter chicks that were more fun
Speaker 1: and interesting and online level down. But I guess now
Speaker 1: I've said it like an adult, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: not know how adults would say that, But okay, is
Speaker 1: that what you would want to hear, Vicky? You would
Speaker 1: perform to text you and be like, actually, there were
Speaker 1: two hotter, funner chicks at the bar that night. You guys,
Speaker 1: are what I'm saying at all. You said be direct
Speaker 1: with me and tell me that you're not interested. Just
Speaker 1: say it that way, Jeffrey, you can still be kind
Speaker 1: to people. You just say, hey, I'm not interested. Period.
Speaker 1: You don't have to add in the hot chicks. It's
Speaker 1: a lot easier. Are so ridiculous. So what's going on?
Speaker 1: Do I still have to participate in on this and
Speaker 1: talk to Vicky or we? Oh my god, yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's time. First I need to ask would you be
Speaker 1: interesting going out on another date with Vicky? Because we
Speaker 1: would send you out on that date and pay for
Speaker 1: it too. Dude, I feel like it's being a dead horse,
Speaker 1: just not into it. It's like I'm on a God mom,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing Vicky didn't want to go out on a
Speaker 1: date anyway, not at all. No, No, okay, he sounds
Speaker 1: exactly like your tech exactly. I mean, you know, if
Speaker 1: you guys want hanging out. Sounds like there's two girls
Speaker 1: in the rooms and I will double date with her.
Speaker 1: I'm actually a mother. Yeah, a few of those. It's
Speaker 1: called me no ready broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: For certain people like me, it's totally normal to look
Speaker 1: out the front window of your home and see a
Speaker 1: long parade of iron men what. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I need to move into your neighborhood. But over the weekend,
Speaker 1: the whole city was enveloped in a sea of steel
Speaker 1: men and women because it was Comic Con, geeks and
Speaker 1: the geeks alike took to the streets wearing their favorite
Speaker 1: spandex outfits to show their love for their favorite comic
Speaker 1: book and fantasy characters. Okay, and that's why we sent
Speaker 1: around Jose Bolognos with Alexis down to interview them not
Speaker 1: wearing spandex or sometimes even pants, for a little segment
Speaker 1: that we call what You're doing at Comic Con. We're
Speaker 1: going to play you the audio coming up Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: And we live in an age where everybody seems to
Speaker 1: love superheroes. Yeah, sure, millions millions of people read their
Speaker 1: comic books, even more watch all their movies, and for something,
Speaker 1: they just become super fans. Like I don't. Recently, I
Speaker 1: had a dream about Tickle fighting Green Lantern for his power,
Speaker 1: and then I woke up with a grape in my mouth.
Speaker 1: Woh wow, I don't know, I haven't I don't know
Speaker 1: much about green lantern. But I don't know why there
Speaker 1: was great Yeah, I don't Was I sucking it off
Speaker 1: his fingers in my dream? But why would? I will
Speaker 1: never know? It was a dream. But the reason I'm
Speaker 1: talking about superheroes, it's because recently hordes of superhero fanatics
Speaker 1: descended on the city, wearing their skin tight spandex outfits,
Speaker 1: wielding plastic nung chucks, all for one reason. Comic Con
Speaker 1: ye so much fun back. It's the one place where
Speaker 1: you can finally find the answer to that all important question,
Speaker 1: who would win in hand to hand combat Orville the
Speaker 1: oral care villain versus Captain color Blind Blind. But maybe
Speaker 1: we'll find out who the winner would be because we
Speaker 1: sent our own caped Chris Sandwich Jose and his sidekick
Speaker 1: Alexis the human crop Top, into the chaos to ask
Speaker 1: the excited costume people waiting in line a simple question,
Speaker 1: what you're doing at comic Con? What you're doing at
Speaker 1: comic Con. I'll just here hanging out trying to you know,
Speaker 1: see all this. Buy some pops or something, Buy some
Speaker 1: what some pops? Some soda pop? Now the funkal pops.
Speaker 1: What's a funko pop? It's a little mini figures you collect, oh,
Speaker 1: with all those little figures with the big heads, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: like really wide heads like Stewie from Family Guy. Exactly.
Speaker 1: We're trying to find, you know, called the chases, trying
Speaker 1: to make some money off of them or something, make
Speaker 1: some money. So funko. They're really valuable, right, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you could buy them. She was like thirty
Speaker 1: bucks and they'll be worth thousands of dollars. Really. Yeah.
Speaker 1: One of the most collectible ones is the dragon ball Z.
Speaker 1: It's probably like five thousand dollars, right, No, wow, if
Speaker 1: you found it today, would you buy it? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Probably really? Oh yeah, I've grand bro. I've been searching
Speaker 1: for a couple of years now. So you are a
Speaker 1: doll investor. How does that make you feel when I
Speaker 1: say it like that, I get, you know, like I
Speaker 1: guess like a child and a girl man's body. But
Speaker 1: that's okay to bring them down. I did have a
Speaker 1: moment of like, oh my god, I shouldn't have let
Speaker 1: my kids open those Is that gold now gifted some
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, play with a cool I think
Speaker 1: they're in the bottom of the toy box. This guy,
Speaker 1: you need to go on a quest together to find
Speaker 1: that dragon ball Z Funko Pop Dolly and you can
Speaker 1: the only they'll put it into like a Netflix everything.
Speaker 1: What you're doing at comic con um just hanging out
Speaker 1: with friends having fun. Okay, I see that you were
Speaker 1: dressed as Cindy Lou from The Grinch, right, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I am. Okay, So I've never been to a comic con,
Speaker 1: but I thought you had to dress as like video
Speaker 1: game characters. Is that not true or no? You can
Speaker 1: dress as anything you want, just whatever you feel like
Speaker 1: dressing as. So wow, okay, So you do sound like
Speaker 1: really innocent, like how Cindy Leu is in the movie.
Speaker 1: Is there anything bad about you? Like, what is the
Speaker 1: meanest thought in your head right now? Is Cindy Lou?
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing. I guess I hope my skirt
Speaker 1: doesn't flip up and like flash everybody. Oh you don't
Speaker 1: want to accidentally flash a newbody. No, no no, no, I
Speaker 1: don't want that. That's different from me because normally I
Speaker 1: would want that. Also, I wouldn't be in a skirt
Speaker 1: that's down to my knees probably in the first place. Wow, wow, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can definitely hear in the Giant Auditorium. The sound
Speaker 1: of alexis every five seconds going, oh, I can better
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in. We're at Comic Con with Jose,
Speaker 1: and alexis down there asking people a simple question. What
Speaker 1: you're doing at Comic Con? Um, I'm just hanging out
Speaker 1: with my friends and stuff like that. And okay, so
Speaker 1: is there like a person you want to meet or
Speaker 1: like a game you want to play, Like, what's your
Speaker 1: big goal today? Um? Well, I saw on the app
Speaker 1: that the voice actor for Decu from my heir academias here.
Speaker 1: I want to meet him and get his autographs. So, oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: is this person like a monster? Do they have powers
Speaker 1: or anything? Um? So, they have like a green electricity
Speaker 1: thing basically where he like flicks his finger and it
Speaker 1: comes out of his finger. Well, he got it from
Speaker 1: another character from eating a piece of his hair, which
Speaker 1: is kind of we but huh, Well, from what I know,
Speaker 1: eating other people's hair could lead to weird side effects.
Speaker 1: Let's just stay away from people's hair. Is not a
Speaker 1: good rule. Yes, that's a good rule. Ye. Can I
Speaker 1: pet your hair? Can I smell your hair? I don't
Speaker 1: know how to respond to that. That was a test
Speaker 1: you're supposed to say no. I just told you we're
Speaker 1: gonna work on this. I don't want you eating people's hair.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about you now. You look hair hungry to me?
Speaker 1: Are your hair hungry? How are you the weird one? Boy?
Speaker 1: It was a test, he sounds it sounds like she
Speaker 1: said no, So you've turned it into a test. Yes, yes, officer,
Speaker 1: you can listen to the audio. Right. I told her
Speaker 1: afterwards that it was a test. That makes it okay, right, officer? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you doing a comic con. Well, I'm here with a
Speaker 1: five O first and alpha bass Rebel Legion in our
Speaker 1: Star Wars experience. Okay, I have no idea what you
Speaker 1: just sorry, you just sound like a lot of like
Speaker 1: gibber words. Um, so Star Wars though, Star Wars. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm dressed up as an original X Wing pilot. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know Star Wars, but I know what a
Speaker 1: pilot is. So you fly planes in Star Wars, the
Speaker 1: X Wing? Yes, so I do know. There's like lightsabers
Speaker 1: in Star Wars. You don't have one, though. Why did
Speaker 1: you choose a character without a lightsaber? Well? Because I
Speaker 1: like to blow shut up with it? My x wing.
Speaker 1: You had a lightsaber, what color would you choose? Easy? Purple?
Speaker 1: Why purple? Why is that easy? Only one Jedi ever
Speaker 1: had a purple? That's mace window. Oh oh cool. Samuel L.
Speaker 1: Jackson President. No, Samuel L. Jackson. Samuel Jackson, he's on
Speaker 1: the ten dollar bill. No, I think that's his cousin. Actually, oh,
Speaker 1: that small world? Are you joking? He literally? Still don't like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what he was talking about? You like
Speaker 1: snakes on a plane? Samuel Jackson the actor? Maybe? Okay,
Speaker 1: And it's Drew Jackson who is the president. At least
Speaker 1: you didn't think it was Michael Jackson. Let's be thankful
Speaker 1: for that. People are texting in right now they also
Speaker 1: would love Okay, Well, everyone's starting to bore me, like
Speaker 1: the Star Wars. That's what you're doing at Comic Con,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, Brooks going for eight
Speaker 1: wins in a row today. And what's it called when
Speaker 1: you're a person that enjoys punishment? Masochistic person? Is that? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think enjoy getting punished? Okay, because I only ask
Speaker 1: because our contestant Sean has a one in four record
Speaker 1: overall against you, So he keeps coming back for more, though,
Speaker 1: Sean from Des Moines, welcome back, Yeah, glad to be back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so do a lot of our city sports team. So
Speaker 1: you know it's just the same man, Hey, what keeps
Speaker 1: bringing you back? What do you like about this revenge?
Speaker 1: Know what it tastes like? Quite yet, but one day
Speaker 1: you will taste yea sweet, sweet victory. Let's send Brook
Speaker 1: out of the studio, Sean. And while that happens, you
Speaker 1: know the game's played. You got thirty seconds to answer
Speaker 1: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brook
Speaker 1: out right to win? Are you ready? Yes? I am
Speaker 1: all right? Today is the day man, here we go.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Neil Diamond celebrates a birthday to day.
Speaker 1: Is he in his seventies or eighties? What Italian island
Speaker 1: is the largest in the Mediterranean Sea? Who wrote the
Speaker 1: seventies hore novels Carry the Shining in Salem's Lot? What
Speaker 1: country is the largest producer of tea in the world? China, flathead, hecks,
Speaker 1: and phillips are all types of what. The word typo
Speaker 1: is short for what what actor won his first Academy
Speaker 1: Award in nineteen ninety three for the movie Philadelphia. All Right,
Speaker 1: Sean came in on a mission today. That was incredible.
Speaker 1: Let's bring Brooke back into the studio even paying attention
Speaker 1: out there, like, oh yeah, she's already distracted. Wall Brooks distracted, Sean,
Speaker 1: Why don't you talk to us? What's something interesting that
Speaker 1: we need to know about you that we haven't found
Speaker 1: out already? Oh man, I'm a big Seahawks fan. I
Speaker 1: love playing soccer. Yeah, next year, next year, go Hawk
Speaker 1: every year? But yeah, yeah, how did that feel watching
Speaker 1: the team this year? Sean? Ups and downs? It was
Speaker 1: what it was with all the injuries and all that show.
Speaker 1: Does Russell stay or leave? One word, stay or leave?
Speaker 1: It's a franchise quarterback. Those are part of find so
Speaker 1: we'll see what happens. See we can get a lot
Speaker 1: of value for him. I don't that's a whole note.
Speaker 1: All right, brook you're up? You ready? Yes, your time
Speaker 1: starts now. Neil Diamond celebrates a birthday to day is
Speaker 1: he in his seventies or eighties? Seventies? What Italian island
Speaker 1: is the largest in the Mediterranean Sea? Sicily who wrote
Speaker 1: the seventies Horn novels carry the Shining and Salem's Lot
Speaker 1: Stephen King. What country is the large just producer of
Speaker 1: tea in the world, India. Flathead, hecks, and phillips are
Speaker 1: all types of what youre drivers. The word typo is
Speaker 1: short for what typography what actor won his first Academy
Speaker 1: Award in nineteen ninety three for the movie Philadelphia. All right,
Speaker 1: we got our answers. Let's go to the scoreboard. See
Speaker 1: how you did with jose WHOA. Somebody had a big
Speaker 1: pace of Grouchy Pie this morning. Hey pies Pie, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're one in four in this game, but you got
Speaker 1: five correct. I think she got me roo only four
Speaker 1: sounds so good calling for you, man. Congratulations, Say though,
Speaker 1: I don't mind losing like that. Yeah that was like
Speaker 1: that was a good match. That was a great match. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go over the answers here. Neil Diamond celebrates a
Speaker 1: birth today. He's in his eighties, turning eighty one today. Yea.
Speaker 1: The Italian island that's the largest in the Mediterranean Sea
Speaker 1: is Sicily. The seventies horn novels carry the shining in
Speaker 1: Salem's Law, all written by Stephen King, the largest producer
Speaker 1: of team in the world is China two point four
Speaker 1: million metric tons of Team Yanga Indians. Second, of course, flathead,
Speaker 1: hecks and phillips are all types of screwdrivers. Typo is
Speaker 1: short for typographical, so we couldn't give you that one.
Speaker 1: Not typography, it was just the whole. Yeah. And the
Speaker 1: actor that won his first Academy War nineteen ninety three
Speaker 1: for Philadelphia was Tom Hanks. So Sean, congratulations. Not only
Speaker 1: do you get one hundred dollars, but just we're playing,
Speaker 1: you win a pair of tickets to serk to Sole
Speaker 1: Allegria on February eleven. That Mary Moore Park, trumpet, streamers,
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Speaker 1: more information, you go to Circle dot com slash Allegria.
Speaker 1: I go for the nets too, that big net. Look
Speaker 1: at the you know there's something for everybody. Congratulations Sean,
Speaker 1: thanks for playing, Thank you Hawks, and they'll be back
Speaker 1: to play Win Brooks Box same time tomorrow, brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.