Speaker 1: You know, in some cities they don't prosecute misdemeanors. What
Speaker 1: do they do. It's just a steady stream of people
Speaker 1: running out of a CVS with their hands full of
Speaker 1: appliances and toothpaste. Like, even if they're caught and arrested,
Speaker 1: there's a high probability that they're going to end up
Speaker 1: just doing it all over again. Yeah, just find me,
Speaker 1: I'll be back tomorrow. The system can't take it all either,
Speaker 1: you know. So the question is how do you change
Speaker 1: bad behavior? I still don't know how. Obviously, authorities in
Speaker 1: Taiwan came up with an ingenious way of getting people
Speaker 1: who were busted drunk driving to try and reflect on
Speaker 1: what they did. Okay, is it one of those classes
Speaker 1: you have to take, I said, ingenius. So even if
Speaker 1: they didn't hurt anyone in the process, anybody caught under
Speaker 1: the influence operating a motor vehicle in Taiwan is now
Speaker 1: required to spend fifteen hours cleaning a local funeral parlor.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that dark quick. Yeah you're already dead, brook
Speaker 1: Now they just have to clean the place. I know,
Speaker 1: but what if like fifteen hours is a lot of time.
Speaker 1: I feel like by the end of fifteen hours, you
Speaker 1: get kind of immune to it, like the corpses, like
Speaker 1: spit shining the tomb. At some point you have to
Speaker 1: get desensitized. Did you say may backfire? Well, could see
Speaker 1: it seeing dead people before. I just think an hour
Speaker 1: would be more effective. So the thinking behind this is
Speaker 1: if you spend a long amount of time being so
Speaker 1: close to death, it makes you rethink your life, and
Speaker 1: so far it looks like it's kind of working. One
Speaker 1: of the accused drunk drivers said, spending so much time
Speaker 1: there felt disturbing. I really need to be more careful
Speaker 1: when driving in the future. It teaches me not to
Speaker 1: drink and drive. Bystanders were quick to notice the man
Speaker 1: appeared to be drunk when he gave that stage, but
Speaker 1: he wasn't driving. I was walking. But seriously, all eleven
Speaker 1: offenders expressed deep remorse for their actions, and they swore
Speaker 1: to never drink and drive again. My dad always tells
Speaker 1: me the story that his buddy's dad owned a funeral
Speaker 1: home and they used to party in it when they
Speaker 1: were in high school, and they would put beer cans
Speaker 1: in the body s. I'm with you, though, it's a
Speaker 1: great idea. Send a bunch of people with a history
Speaker 1: of drinking and making horrible decisions into a funeral. My
Speaker 1: dad would make it fun. Anyway. Let's move on. Let's
Speaker 1: get into the shot. Got a question of the day?
Speaker 1: We letbull names? Not today we don't. Every morning we
Speaker 1: start off the show by exercising your bumpy and exhausted
Speaker 1: brains with a trivia question. But today we're going to
Speaker 1: do things a little bit different. Three of you will
Speaker 1: not be answering the question, but the same three will
Speaker 1: still be at risk of being shocked as we play.
Speaker 1: Are you smarter than a twenty four year old fifth
Speaker 1: grader the twenty four year old in this situation? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: Here's how it works. One by one, you'll each learn
Speaker 1: the category of the trivia question. For example, I'll say geography. Okay,
Speaker 1: Then you have to tell me if you think our
Speaker 1: resident twenty four year old Alexis with a fifth grade education,
Speaker 1: will get the geography trivia question correct or incorrect. I
Speaker 1: like this in a bad way. If you pick right,
Speaker 1: you're safe, but if you're wrong, you'll be getting shocked
Speaker 1: and no help is allowed. Alexis your artist for us,
Speaker 1: I always try. Yeah. The first category is math. Will
Speaker 1: Alexis get a fifth grade math question, right or wrong?
Speaker 1: You know, the thing about Alexis is she's a jock, right, like,
Speaker 1: she's a classic jock. Shock. Yeah, she's a humber. She
Speaker 1: was an athlete in college, you know, like college athletic.
Speaker 1: I picture a very different image. So right now I'm
Speaker 1: not feeling great, but I do remember that she knew
Speaker 1: pie to the test number. Yes, so I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: she's gonna get it correct. All right, all right, Alexis,
Speaker 1: here's your question. Okay, if a football field is a
Speaker 1: hundred yards long, how many feet is it? Oh? Um?
Speaker 1: All right, So I'm gonna break it to you now.
Speaker 1: The reason I was a call major so that I
Speaker 1: didn't have to take math in college. Um, okay a
Speaker 1: hundred yards? Oh yard stick? I remember those from school. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like those are like three feet actually, now
Speaker 1: that I say that, Okay, so you can't help her,
Speaker 1: No one is allowed to help. Okay a yard sorry, wait,
Speaker 1: a hundred yards? Stop writing the answer down on a
Speaker 1: piece of paper. Answer, okay, three hundred. The correct answer
Speaker 1: was three hundred. She's right, Brook is safer now, Jose,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna help her. The next category is classic literature.
Speaker 1: Will Alexis get a fifth grade question about classic literature?
Speaker 1: Right or wrong? Oh? So fifth grade? Like, I know,
Speaker 1: obviously she doesn't know a lot. But I feel like
Speaker 1: if it's a fifth grade question, it could be like
Speaker 1: a very easy like Romeo and Juliet as the answer
Speaker 1: and she'll get it. But I don't think she reads
Speaker 1: a lot of literature. Correct, She's gonna get it incorrect. Okay,
Speaker 1: we no faith, all right, Alexis, here's your question. Okay,
Speaker 1: who is the author behind the classic literary characters Tom
Speaker 1: Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. I have literally no idea, I know, Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of books that forced us to
Speaker 1: read in school, and I can't think of any. I
Speaker 1: don't even know if theme is author. Like, I literally
Speaker 1: can't think of authors. I can't think of any author's name. No,
Speaker 1: Harry Potter, lady, that's all I know. Jak Rally, I
Speaker 1: literally can't think of the author Lewis Smith. The correct
Speaker 1: answer was Mark Twain. Jo is safe. That does sound
Speaker 1: familiar with the hair Jeffrey. The final she's getting it wrong.
Speaker 1: It's literally like running. We'll give a chance to think.
Speaker 1: The final category is science. Well, Alexis, get a fifth
Speaker 1: grade question about science, correct or incorrect? What are you
Speaker 1: learning in science in fifth grade? I think it depends
Speaker 1: on if it's like when we were in fifth grade
Speaker 1: or now they're actually launching things into orbit. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they're coding you. What do you want them
Speaker 1: to do? They got it. I'm gonna go. She's gonna
Speaker 1: get this wrong. Still, Alexis, here's your question. What species
Speaker 1: can survive on both land and water? Oh gosh, I
Speaker 1: literally don't even know the options. I wish this was
Speaker 1: like a multiple choice. You know, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what species I'm picking between. Okay, well, I can't think
Speaker 1: of any other species besides reptiles, so that's all I have.
Speaker 1: The correct answer was amphibious. I don't even know all
Speaker 1: of you are safe and correctly guess right or wrong?
Speaker 1: So as three different times while singing this song, It's
Speaker 1: absolutely true. I hate this game. He's done, Alexis. You're
Speaker 1: gonna get shocked, and you're gonna sing one of your
Speaker 1: favorite songs of all time Old McDonald. Oh seriously, McDonald,
Speaker 1: How to farm Ei ei yi yea here and a
Speaker 1: moon mood here a mood there a mood everywhere on movement.
Speaker 1: If they put shot callers in schools, then kids would
Speaker 1: both started. That's what we should dare. That's a shot
Speaker 1: collar question of the day. Good work, Alexis. Phone taps
Speaker 1: coming up in just a few minutes.