Speaker 1: Confession I can't take back girl Farms Speaker. Someone texted
Speaker 1: a confession to seven eight five nine two that says
Speaker 1: I lifted up a guy's scooter and placed it in
Speaker 1: a handicapped spot. Then I parked where the scooter had been.
Speaker 1: What seems a lot of handicapped people are out there
Speaker 1: riding their scooters. But the point is, if you have
Speaker 1: some info that you've been dying to tell someone, this
Speaker 1: is where you can actually do it. On the Mass Speaker.
Speaker 1: And one of our listeners is on the line ready
Speaker 1: to give us her confession. She's chosen to go by
Speaker 1: the name Andrea, which I googled the meaning of that
Speaker 1: name and ironically it means strong and brave. Oh strong Andrea,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Now, don't worry nobody knows who
Speaker 1: you are, because the voice changer is on. You are
Speaker 1: now the mass Speaker. Whenever you're ready to go ahead,
Speaker 1: tell us your confession. Okay, um, well, I used to
Speaker 1: work at a coffee shop as a very star. Okay.
Speaker 1: Many of you, yeah yeah, and you know you're a
Speaker 1: gift regulars coming in. Oh my good. Alexis would tell
Speaker 1: us stories about her regulars. There are some weird people
Speaker 1: that hang out at coffee nice though, Yeah, well I
Speaker 1: didn't say they're not nice weird. You never talked about
Speaker 1: the nice ones. That's okay, Yeah, like you said the
Speaker 1: regulars are really nice and sleep but um I happy
Speaker 1: guys that we're just awful. They were the worst regulars everyone.
Speaker 1: Every time they came in, I was like, no, what
Speaker 1: would they do? Well already people are rolling their eye, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but why they always disaster? Okay, okay. They were also
Speaker 1: really round and they were pretty cool to me and
Speaker 1: anybody who's working there. I hate that kind of like
Speaker 1: condescending or talk down to you totally, like, hey, it's
Speaker 1: your job to serve me, like snappy snap, Well technically
Speaker 1: the right it is their job to serve you, But
Speaker 1: don't say, like Jeff's one of these guys, your job
Speaker 1: to make me a coffee. If you would have chosen
Speaker 1: the right major in college, he would have been apologized.
Speaker 1: So what happened? What's the confession? That was it? For
Speaker 1: the confessions? So there's a Frinday ramping her appree for
Speaker 1: our at the coffee Shampaniese guy RepA. They're opening, right,
Speaker 1: and they were talking about this new business but they
Speaker 1: were going to clips to your company. Okay, when a
Speaker 1: parler is super excid because is gonna be here, they're
Speaker 1: gonna be boring each other. It doesn't even count as
Speaker 1: eavesdropping if they're basically yelling in the middle of the establishment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. I don't think they even knew I was there,
Speaker 1: because they just treat her super either. Yeah, I overheard
Speaker 1: the name of the company that they were tranny to start.
Speaker 1: Okay for movie, it would be kind of funny to
Speaker 1: just open up my fun right there and like bow
Speaker 1: the RL for the company. So it was just available. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't think it right. It was tech nerds not
Speaker 1: that smart. That's insane, And a lot of times when
Speaker 1: you're coming up with companies, the website is super key
Speaker 1: because I has to course, well, if you're a tech guy,
Speaker 1: of course the website exactly. Did you buy it? Yes?
Speaker 1: I love that. That's awesome what you do, it's so smart.
Speaker 1: Did you do with it? I don't really know that
Speaker 1: I was buying it. I don't buy it. Would be
Speaker 1: really funny if they confined the RL. But then like
Speaker 1: a month later I got an email from us asking
Speaker 1: too from did they know who you were, I mean,
Speaker 1: because you know it has all your information? Nor don't
Speaker 1: I mean, Bill didn't know who I w I don't
Speaker 1: think they every correct with my name. Actually, he asked
Speaker 1: the grand and I'll be sid of it. Just to
Speaker 1: make it even funnier to ask for writing a cene
Speaker 1: amount of corney. Yeah, so I'll ask them for fifty grand.
Speaker 1: Fifty grand, Wow, I was thinking, like fifty bucks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a major. I don't have to sear the dear.
Speaker 1: I didn't think they would actually look if the tottery
Speaker 1: tod it. No, you have fifty thousand dollars because of them. Yah.
Speaker 1: So now that you're actually they're your favorite regulars, let's
Speaker 1: be yea yea dot com. I want to know what
Speaker 1: company is this? Oh you? Because I found them MBA
Speaker 1: active pick don't even actually follow those things, I think, so, yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: that is awesome. Can you give us a hint what
Speaker 1: company it was? I don't think she should. Honestly, if
Speaker 1: you want to keep your money, what is it? Rhyme
Speaker 1: with a vacation ran D. That's awesome, good for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and honestly, if it's the one I'm thinking about. Those
Speaker 1: guys are millionaires now, so that was nothing to them. Oh,
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. She should have actually just
Speaker 1: dated and married one of taken half of what they
Speaker 1: were worried. You could have got way more than but
Speaker 1: they sounded insufferable though, I think the fifty grand is
Speaker 1: probably better. And then to quit my cafe by a house. Hey,
Speaker 1: look at that. Some good came out of eavesdropping on
Speaker 1: other people and then blackmailing. Yeah, take it anyway. If
Speaker 1: anybody else has an NBA out there, text into seven eight.
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