Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And when you
Speaker 1: go out to a nice restaurant and the waiter screws
Speaker 1: up your order, it's frustrating. Yeah, and in that moment,
Speaker 1: you need to decide what to do, Karen or don't care?
Speaker 1: Do well? On the show, my co host face a
Speaker 1: very similar moral dilemma every week. They need to decide
Speaker 1: care or don't care about the topics that I throw
Speaker 1: with them. The service here is awful. Yea, Let's see
Speaker 1: how they're leaning today. We'll get into the first headline,
Speaker 1: when's the last time you were at a frat party?
Speaker 1: Things are going to look a lot different this year. Karen,
Speaker 1: don't care. I was in a sorority. I care. With
Speaker 1: thousands of students participating in fraternities and sororities, the Greek
Speaker 1: community serves an important role in young people's sense of
Speaker 1: belonging and beer bonging, and the National Fraternity Council just
Speaker 1: came up with an interesting strategy to help keep the
Speaker 1: craziness of a frat party to a minimum. So, starting
Speaker 1: this week at the University of Southern California, new rules
Speaker 1: is going to be put in place requiring security guards
Speaker 1: must be present not only at all the parties entry points, okay,
Speaker 1: but also in the stairs or the hallways that lead
Speaker 1: to the bedrooms at the door to the bed Like, hey,
Speaker 1: you guys both consent alright? Are they carrying handcuffs? It's
Speaker 1: not like that. One option would be to just shut
Speaker 1: down the parties, but no, they're obviously not going to
Speaker 1: do that. And said security is going to be posted
Speaker 1: in front of pretty much every bedroom area, also cameras
Speaker 1: in every bed California, we're just making sure just paying
Speaker 1: for their college tuition. All this is happening because last year,
Speaker 1: sixteen of the university's fraternity chapters were banned from hosting
Speaker 1: social activities in death finitely due to violations. Dude, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: So my campus, I was an authority, but we were dry,
Speaker 1: so they weren't allowed to have frat parties. I mean,
Speaker 1: people drank, but it was never a big party. All
Speaker 1: the big parties you had to take a bus out
Speaker 1: to a different location. So this would be an upgrade
Speaker 1: for you having there's Yeah, let's go to your next headline.
Speaker 1: How lucky can one person get in two minutes and
Speaker 1: get your minds out of the gutters, like going back
Speaker 1: to the frat party. I care, I care, I want
Speaker 1: to be lucky. Jose Vasquez from Charlottesville, Virginia was feeling
Speaker 1: lucky the other day after a scratch off ticket earned
Speaker 1: him one hundred bucks. Dude, cool, Yeah, that's nice. He
Speaker 1: was feeling so lucky that he immediately invested his winnings
Speaker 1: into another ticket, which earned him two hundred bucks. Smart man,
Speaker 1: that's not an investment. After that, he said, he went
Speaker 1: back to the lurk, threw down the ticket on the
Speaker 1: counter and said, I'm not done. Earned him four hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: But at this point, your luck has ran out. I
Speaker 1: would move in a location and start buying tickets. I
Speaker 1: get excited if I get a dollar five dollars ticket. So,
Speaker 1: as customers inside the convenience store are watching this guy
Speaker 1: jump up and down, screaming with excitement, he goes back
Speaker 1: to the club again. Now this is I would say no,
Speaker 1: and he says, I need to cash this in, okay
Speaker 1: and buy another one. This time, he purchased a Moneymaker
Speaker 1: crossword five times tickets. Yeah, those are so expensive. He
Speaker 1: was there an hour and a half scratching it off,
Speaker 1: just doing the crossword, and lucky for him, it paid off.
Speaker 1: He found out he was a one hundred thousand dollars winner. Wow,
Speaker 1: so jealous, and he was playing different tickets every time.
Speaker 1: Right after, Jose said he'd never been so lucky in
Speaker 1: a two minute stretch of his entire life. That's it.
Speaker 1: You used up all your karma, man, You used it
Speaker 1: up in that two minute window until you then walked
Speaker 1: outside and discovered his car had been stolen. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I knew he was so. Jose says he plans to
Speaker 1: open up his own company now that he has the
Speaker 1: funds to do. That's an actual investment, right, that is
Speaker 1: an investment. Yeah, they see. If you guys care about this,
Speaker 1: Brooke has the Fountain of Youth, Jose has Vegas's giant
Speaker 1: chocolate fountain. And we just discovered Alexis's Mecca Haven care it,
Speaker 1: don't care. You have to care everybody. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like he really gave me a big compliment there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for the first time in North America, brand new type
Speaker 1: of festivals coming the last two years. It's been pretty
Speaker 1: huge in Europe. Okay, we're calling it. Seltzer Land jumped
Speaker 1: out of the chair. Oh my god, it's like Octoberfest,
Speaker 1: but for hard Seltzer's on. Once you get admission, you'll
Speaker 1: be able to sample a hundred different flavors of Seltzers
Speaker 1: from around the world, from white cloth to Mike's Hard
Speaker 1: to busy to topo cheeks, a sea of twenty two
Speaker 1: year old women and bucket hat year olds of heartburn.
Speaker 1: So it's going to be held at a golf course
Speaker 1: in Long Beach, California. I'm sorry, I'm a mini put
Speaker 1: golf course. I should have specified general admission starts at
Speaker 1: thirty five bucks. VIP is fifty five. Oh you know
Speaker 1: you're going to try to do that. My mom will
Speaker 1: pay for that. They including including a Seltzerland swag bag
Speaker 1: for photo shoots, all right, and they encourage you to
Speaker 1: ride the Seltzerland Luge, which I don't know what that is,
Speaker 1: but it sounds like a lawsuit waiting. So that's going
Speaker 1: down next month. I just pictured her at her a
Speaker 1: little croptop flying down. Oh man, what you're doing at
Speaker 1: seltzer Land. How are we going to get you guys there? Finally,
Speaker 1: Jeff's joke of the day care don't care. Why don't
Speaker 1: people with foot fetishes ever win anything? Why Why because
Speaker 1: they like the taste of defeat. I like that one
Speaker 1: that's tear it. Don't care. We'll see at Seltzerland next