Speaker 1: It's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Most
Speaker 1: awkward Tuesday phone calls start with an ask, you know, like,
Speaker 1: will you help me steal back my television? Here's the address,
Speaker 1: the back door is unlocked. Just go in, take it quickly,
Speaker 1: get out nice. And we only fell for that three
Speaker 1: times before you said, hey, you know what here, we
Speaker 1: keep stealing TVs for our listeners and it's not helping
Speaker 1: with the ratings. Yeah, something different, But okay, today there's
Speaker 1: a woman who's reached out to us and she's asking
Speaker 1: for something that's a little bit more than the normal request.
Speaker 1: Not sure if it's gonna fly. We're definitely gonna do
Speaker 1: something here because I mean, we've committed misdemeanors before, but
Speaker 1: as long as this one's not illegal that I think
Speaker 1: we're more open to hearing it. So let's welcome Gabby
Speaker 1: to the show. Gabby. Hey, hey, guys, Okay, I'll get
Speaker 1: a fine before we hear your big ass. Gabby, just
Speaker 1: tell us real quick about your situation. Absolutely. So, I've
Speaker 1: been seeing the guy whose names Eddie and I've been
Speaker 1: seeing each other about seven months or so, and it's
Speaker 1: just it's just not really going for me anymore. There's
Speaker 1: not that spark. Yeah, I mean seven months is really
Speaker 1: the mark where you know, is it gonna fizzle? Is
Speaker 1: it going to keep going strong? It just feels stale.
Speaker 1: And he hasn't done anything wrong. That's also what makes
Speaker 1: it so difficult. Yeah, that's what they all say. No,
Speaker 1: it's not you trust me too perfect look triggered the
Speaker 1: men too. Yeah. So I'm having a hard time getting
Speaker 1: the courage to end things with Eddie, and I kind
Speaker 1: of thought this maybe would be a good opportunity to
Speaker 1: have you guys helped me out o that, and then
Speaker 1: they just go away. I mean, I think this is important.
Speaker 1: I've talked to so many friends who are like, I
Speaker 1: don't know why I was in that relationship for five years.
Speaker 1: I just didn't know how to get out, and the
Speaker 1: new why don't you just end it? Yeah? Right, it's
Speaker 1: like ripping off a band aid. Why don't you, Gabby?
Speaker 1: So that's why I called you guys, because I thought
Speaker 1: this was a perfect awkward Tuesday call. And I love
Speaker 1: you all. And he also likes you guys a lot.
Speaker 1: He enjoys listening to you folks on the way to work.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool for your awkward Tuesday. You want us
Speaker 1: to like give you advice on how to break up
Speaker 1: with them? Is that what you're asking? Well, I was thinking, honestly,
Speaker 1: I thought about having Whose do a cameo and having
Speaker 1: Whose break up for me? Yo. I mean, it wouldn't
Speaker 1: go to charity, so and I land I don't think
Speaker 1: anyone wants to be dumped it a Rolando voice because
Speaker 1: it may hit a little different. I don't worse about myself.
Speaker 1: I mean it makes it feel like the whole thing's
Speaker 1: a joke. Ye. Actually, it's curious. What made you think
Speaker 1: of using Jose's cameo to do this? Well, he had
Speaker 1: bought a cameo from Jose and he just kept talking
Speaker 1: on and on about it and just thought it was
Speaker 1: the best thing ever. Was super happy, like it was
Speaker 1: a kid on Christmas. Are you sure it was our Jose? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like a thirty minute cameo. I just kept talking.
Speaker 1: I think Jose does do cameos, and they're actually pretty good.
Speaker 1: We get a lot of positive reviews on them. But
Speaker 1: I've had people tell me they cry and they laugh
Speaker 1: and we don't need to make it sure. But it
Speaker 1: sounds like Gabby you didn't want to do it that way. Yes,
Speaker 1: I thought maybe it would come off a little too
Speaker 1: mean or, as you mentioned, like a joke. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought maybe Brett can help me out. Broke would be
Speaker 1: really good at this. Well you want me to help you? Why? Brook?
Speaker 1: And I think you're you can be nice? So Candy,
Speaker 1: she has capability. It doesn't come out very often. I'm
Speaker 1: always nice. I try to be kind and you are
Speaker 1: so Wait, you want my advice on how to break
Speaker 1: up with him? Is that what you're saying? Because I
Speaker 1: have been through a lot of breakups. I would love
Speaker 1: some advice. But I was just also thinking if you
Speaker 1: were on the call with me when I break up,
Speaker 1: So I wanted to be like, we're over, but here's Brooks. Oh,
Speaker 1: so you're gonna see him up and then I'm going
Speaker 1: to drop the ball. Is that what you're thinking? That'd
Speaker 1: be awesome? What do you think? Are you comfortable breaking
Speaker 1: up with one of Jose's fans? That's an easy one.
Speaker 1: I mean, I like to teach a man to fish
Speaker 1: rather than give a man a fish. But if maybe
Speaker 1: Gabby can learn something in the process, so next time
Speaker 1: she can do Are you sure you want Brook to
Speaker 1: do it after hearing them just hungry for fake. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: I'll help you, Gabby, but you have to be with me.
Speaker 1: I mean, what type of guy is Eddie? I don't
Speaker 1: even know anything about him? Like, are you guys dropping
Speaker 1: the elbomb? Are you saying I love you to each other? No? No,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no no no. We have not gotten to
Speaker 1: that stage. And I feel like he's going to say
Speaker 1: it soon, and so I feel like I need to
Speaker 1: do this because he wants to make plans and introduce
Speaker 1: you this buddy, yeah, friends and family, and I just
Speaker 1: I don't want to leave him on. Okay, Brook has
Speaker 1: some thinking to do. We're gonna take a moment. We'll
Speaker 1: let Brook think about how she's gonna say this and
Speaker 1: Brooks laughing thinking about dumping the guy. You know, I
Speaker 1: haven't been in the dating world for a while, so
Speaker 1: it's kind of exciting. This is so I don't know,
Speaker 1: like the thrill of it is, all right, describe it.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is going to be our very first
Speaker 1: Brooke dumps a listener awkward Tuesday. I know Brooks been
Speaker 1: dying to get some rushing out towards men who don't
Speaker 1: deserve it. Today so this is the perfect opportunity. We're
Speaker 1: gonna play a song, we'll come back, We'll dial Gabby's
Speaker 1: boyfriend and let Brooke dump him for you. All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: thanks Brook, that's coming up next. Hold on, it's awkward.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Love such a fragile,
Speaker 1: delicate emotion. One day it's there, blossoming, thriving. The next day,
Speaker 1: Brook takes it away and stomps on it. I'm not joking.
Speaker 1: You're about to literally snatch love out of one man's heart.
Speaker 1: It's just the end. It's the end of his relationship.
Speaker 1: I'm not I feel bad for this guy. I do.
Speaker 1: I have been dumped and it hurts, and I understand it. Well,
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us, this is a first ever
Speaker 1: thing that we're doing on our show. A woman wants
Speaker 1: to break up with her boyfriend and she's chosen Brooke
Speaker 1: to help her do that. Why Still kind of hard
Speaker 1: to figure that part out, Jeffrey. Apparently, her boyfriend is
Speaker 1: familiar with the show, and he's even hired Jose to
Speaker 1: do a cameo for him in the past. Yeah, thanks
Speaker 1: again for that. So the guy knows us sort of
Speaker 1: at least, and she thought it might be a little
Speaker 1: bit less harsh with the breakup comes from a member
Speaker 1: of his favorite morning show rather than coming directly from Gabby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe he would take that better. So is that a
Speaker 1: good idea? We're about to find out, And I need
Speaker 1: to ask you, Gabby, is it okay if Brooke calls
Speaker 1: him a nasty name in case the conversation goes off
Speaker 1: the rails? I don't know. It's like, hello, hi, you mother.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, what ers should we stay away from? Gabby? Um?
Speaker 1: I mean, he hasn't done anything wrong, so I don't
Speaker 1: think we need to call him any names yet, unless
Speaker 1: he calls you one first, and you could throw one back. No, honestly, Gabby,
Speaker 1: he can take his anger out on me. It's fine.
Speaker 1: I mean it's okay to be angry after a breakup.
Speaker 1: I think it's the easiest way to get over things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because if you're just sad, then that lasts for longer. Jose,
Speaker 1: do you have any advice for Brooke about how she
Speaker 1: should handle this? Actually? Yeah, all I can tell you
Speaker 1: is I know how guys feel when they're being broken
Speaker 1: up with, So don't tell him he's perfect and it's
Speaker 1: not him and nothing's wrong because we know that's not true.
Speaker 1: I think you just need to be honest and the
Speaker 1: hardest part nice. I don't know how to break up
Speaker 1: with someone if you can't say that. I'm always kind,
Speaker 1: like I always try to. You've got you both are
Speaker 1: so ridiculous. I like. I like when the women make
Speaker 1: you guess about why. Why do you think to give
Speaker 1: a reason anyway? No, I think we're just going to
Speaker 1: be direct. You team me up, Gabby, and then I'll
Speaker 1: be ready to okay, o, stomp on the flowers. There
Speaker 1: you go. Okay, let's dial Eddie and let's get this
Speaker 1: over with. Oh wait, and you're gonna tell me when
Speaker 1: it's my turn, right, Gabby? Yes, yes, I'll see your name. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stay in the background and tell them
Speaker 1: like I hate you, bro, try and handle this delicately.
Speaker 1: I'm dialing his number right now. Good luck, Abby. We'll
Speaker 1: be here for you when you need us. Thank you. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: how are you? Oh hey, I'm good. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: just didn't recognize this number. Oh yeah, what's you up to?
Speaker 1: Not much? Just taking a break going It's a nice thing.
Speaker 1: I just had a coffee and um, yeah, oh hey,
Speaker 1: you know, sorry, just before we get Travis is having
Speaker 1: a barbecue this weekend. Uh you want to come with? Oh?
Speaker 1: I can't. Oh sure, sure? What are you gonna be
Speaker 1: up to? I'm just doing something with my mom this weekend.
Speaker 1: But I, uh, I actually need to talk to you
Speaker 1: about something. Yeah, sure, with it? So, Um, I've been
Speaker 1: thinking about the last few months together and all the
Speaker 1: fun stuff we've done, you know, the horseback riding stuff,
Speaker 1: the trips to Mexico, all of it. Yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to do with anybody else. You're my cuco bear.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, well, um, you really don't have to call
Speaker 1: me that. Come on, huh you're you're my cuco bear.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, that's that's It's okay because you mean
Speaker 1: a lot to me, and I haven't tried the bear
Speaker 1: we've spent together. Cooper, you bear, stop with the cuckoo bear.
Speaker 1: And I'm being very serious. I need to talk to
Speaker 1: you about something and I need help telling you because
Speaker 1: I've been avoiding this and I need to just get
Speaker 1: this over with. What wait, what do you mean, Google Bear? Oh? Um,
Speaker 1: oh gosh, Brook, Hi Eddie, I'm sorry, wait, who's what's
Speaker 1: going on? Hi, Eddie? This is Brooks Okay, that's also
Speaker 1: Jose But this is Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. You're on the phone with us right now.
Speaker 1: No wait, wait, this is brook from Brook and Jeffrey. Yeah, awesome.
Speaker 1: Is this my early birthday surprise? Oh my god, it
Speaker 1: is a surprise. Not Oh buddy, Um, I don't want
Speaker 1: to tell you this, but your girlfriend contacted us because
Speaker 1: she needed some help delivering a pretty hard message. Uh huh, okay,
Speaker 1: so when you take a deep breath, it's not the
Speaker 1: end of the world or anything. And thunk that. No, no no,
Speaker 1: this isn't a joke, Edie. You sound you do, really
Speaker 1: honestly sound awesome. And Gabby didn't know how to tell
Speaker 1: you this because she really truly respects you as a
Speaker 1: person and as a friend. Sounds so serious. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because Gabby needs to break off your relationship. She wants
Speaker 1: it to Okay, we didn't need to hit that, right.
Speaker 1: I figured you shouldn't go any farther than that. Just
Speaker 1: let him let him listen. Did you did you hear that?
Speaker 1: Was that awkward? No? Eddie, I'm sorry, buddy. Gabby just doesn't.
Speaker 1: She just thinks that you guys are going in two
Speaker 1: different directions and I mean it's over. But just because
Speaker 1: a relationship ends doesn't mean that that time together wasn't
Speaker 1: important and it wasn't impactful because it was for her her. Okay,
Speaker 1: stop it silent. I feel like that was less awkward
Speaker 1: than what you said me. Are you okay? It's just
Speaker 1: a joke, you guys, it usually do like fun stuff. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we usually do special occasion. Why I mean, I mean
Speaker 1: we were trying to make this like not as terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we heard you love the show, and so we wanted
Speaker 1: to say we love you too. Gabby doesn't Gabby wanted
Speaker 1: to do this as part of an awkward Tuesday farm hall. Gabby,
Speaker 1: can you just can you talk to me? Maybe, like,
Speaker 1: can you tell me what's going on? I mean, I
Speaker 1: just thought this would be making light of a hard situation.
Speaker 1: Try again. Yeah. I think that she was just too
Speaker 1: scared to do it. I mean, I'm sure you can
Speaker 1: understand that, Eddie, Like you've been scared to do things before, right,
Speaker 1: have hard conversations. We've not been afraid of experimenting. Did
Speaker 1: you tell you about that? Oh no, No, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't know anything about that. That's not what this
Speaker 1: Isaby just wasn't sure how to end things with you
Speaker 1: the right way because you seem like such a great guy,
Speaker 1: and she knows that you are at least familiar with
Speaker 1: our show. She says that you hired Jose to do
Speaker 1: a cameo before, so hopefully this makes the bad news
Speaker 1: a little bit less bad feeling, because we're kind of
Speaker 1: like your friends, bro, you know us. Yeah yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I'm never hiring any of you to do a
Speaker 1: cameo over again. That's going to take that hard. That's okay, Yabby.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything else to say to Eddie? Eddie,
Speaker 1: I just want to say I really did appreciate our
Speaker 1: time together, and I think you're a wonderful person. I
Speaker 1: just think we're moving in different directions and all of
Speaker 1: your stuff is out on the street right now, so
Speaker 1: you don't live together. Okay, thank god? Still though, she
Speaker 1: broke in. Ye, I feel like I've been broken up
Speaker 1: with like four times in a lot, pretty much. Oh sorry, Well,
Speaker 1: the good news is you're in the dating world now,
Speaker 1: so maybe you'll need a second date update with us.
Speaker 1: I'm you know, maybe I think I'll pass on the
Speaker 1: radio helped for a while. Yeah, because maybe like next time,
Speaker 1: like text like that would be better. Better you rather
Speaker 1: have a texting breakup than this would. We're sorry, Cuckoo Bear, Oh,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.