Speaker 1: We're a little over a week out from Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: Come home, down, are live right now? This is a
Speaker 1: traditional person anymore people can hear this. I'm just practicing
Speaker 1: on somebody else. Please, I'm sorry I got away from it.
Speaker 1: I get it. But this is a reminder for everybody
Speaker 1: to start thinking about it, because, according to a new study,
Speaker 1: the average person with a significant other expects to shell
Speaker 1: out over two hundred dollars this year, as they should. Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: this is the love holiday. I'm thinking about it and
Speaker 1: I don't even have a Valentine. That's a lot if
Speaker 1: it's up forty four percent from last year, which was
Speaker 1: only one hundred and forty bucks. So you're saying Valentine's
Speaker 1: has been affected by inflation, as we pretty much. And
Speaker 1: that's just the one person's Like, if you consider the
Speaker 1: other person doing the same thing, that's four hundred dollars
Speaker 1: per couple. See that's why my husband trade years. This
Speaker 1: is my yar Oh, that's smarty disappointed. There's always ways
Speaker 1: to cheap out on Valentine's Day, for sure, or in
Speaker 1: my case, it's going to be over six hundred dollars. Pup,
Speaker 1: I'm celebrating a Thruppentine's Day I ever thought about that
Speaker 1: piece of vemen a thrupple. Yes, I wanted to disappoint
Speaker 1: two people at the same time. I just go to
Speaker 1: dinner with my parents. No, sounds awesome solid. The biggest
Speaker 1: spenders are the people who are only a year or
Speaker 1: two into their relationship. They expect to drop about two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty And where does all the money go?
Speaker 1: Almost forty percent being spent on a special dinner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is up quite a bit this year, which I
Speaker 1: gotta say though, if you want to, you know, go
Speaker 1: more budget friendly, A really nice at home cooked meal
Speaker 1: is still super romance. That's what a quarter of the
Speaker 1: population plans on doing, especially dinner at home, and a
Speaker 1: small percent of sad singles planned to use their V
Speaker 1: Day budget all on takeout. Absolutely good for them. Let's
Speaker 1: move on to the shot out the question of today.
Speaker 1: We have a bucketfull of names, fend All. This talk
Speaker 1: of thruffles has me in a cooperative mood, just like
Speaker 1: that weird rash on your downstairs mix up right from
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day into that huh, and I will talking about
Speaker 1: the are you smarter than a twenty four year old
Speaker 1: fifth I always forget to study. I don't think that's
Speaker 1: going to happen if you've never heard it before. Each
Speaker 1: host will hear a category of a trivia question. For example,
Speaker 1: I'll say my body and me, and then you'll have
Speaker 1: to tell me if twenty four year old Alexis will
Speaker 1: get a fifth grade my body question correct or not? Oh,
Speaker 1: if you pick right, you're safe, but if you're wrong,
Speaker 1: you'll be the one getting shocked. And to prevent any
Speaker 1: sort of hints or deceptions, just like last time, Alexis
Speaker 1: will be wearing a blind europe first, okay, And the
Speaker 1: first category is geography. Will Alexis get fifth grade geography question?
Speaker 1: Right or wrong? That one is tricky. When I have
Speaker 1: conversations with her about just historical things not that comes
Speaker 1: up very often. She's not very good to remember it,
Speaker 1: Like names and dates in my experience with you, Alexis, Oh,
Speaker 1: they're boring, Yeah, unless you dated someone from said country
Speaker 1: on the back. So I'm gonna go you're gonna get
Speaker 1: it wrong. Oh sorry, saying Alexis will be incorrect. All right,
Speaker 1: no more talking. This is just for Alexis. Alexis, what
Speaker 1: is the largest island? In the world. Oh no, guys, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm terrible geography broke. You're right. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if I could tell you islands. It's a long island.
Speaker 1: I like that. I need to get taken on more
Speaker 1: island vacations. Um, well, Hawaii's an islands. I went to Australia.
Speaker 1: Is that an island? I went over a lot of
Speaker 1: water to get there. I think Caribbean is an island,
Speaker 1: Caribbian I think. So we're gonna go with Hawaii. Oh,
Speaker 1: Alexis said, Owaii is the largest island in the world.
Speaker 1: No one's at the end of the seats right now,
Speaker 1: everyone knows wrong. The correct answer was Greenland, which means
Speaker 1: that Brook is safe because she guess Alexis correct. There's
Speaker 1: many islands and the Caribbean continent. The Caribbean is a sea. Well,
Speaker 1: that's confused. Run the Jose, Jose. The next category is health.
Speaker 1: Will Alexis get a fifth grade question about health? Right
Speaker 1: or wrong? Well, she's a very healthy person because she runs,
Speaker 1: she's an athlete, but she's also twenty four. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what she does. She's like counting macros, right,
Speaker 1: still eats chicken nuggets and milkshakes, and yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like she'd know like an anatomy and stuff, but in
Speaker 1: terms of health, like, I'm pretty sure like her idea
Speaker 1: of healthy eating is not adding the butter into her
Speaker 1: mac and cheese. You know you're not wrong. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think she does know anatomy. Well, so I'm gonna say, yes,
Speaker 1: she's gonna get this right. All right, Faith, I said,
Speaker 1: Alexis will get this correct. Let's go, all right, Alexi,
Speaker 1: this is just for you, Okay, Okay. Point two and say,
Speaker 1: where on the human body is your juula? Oh that's
Speaker 1: a good question. Okay, Well, I honestly like my first
Speaker 1: thought is the little hangy thing in the back of
Speaker 1: your throat. Um. It definitely sounds like a throat thing.
Speaker 1: So pretend I'm pointing deep in my throat, Jake at
Speaker 1: the hanging ball. No, that's your tonsils. Never mind? Oh
Speaker 1: do they have two names? Maybe? Okay, I'm going back
Speaker 1: to my back throat hanging thing, Jake, hanging is that fleshy,
Speaker 1: dangly thing in the back of your throat and you
Speaker 1: would be correct, No one gets that removed. That's not
Speaker 1: your tons on whatever. Brook and Jose of both guests,
Speaker 1: correct to Jeffrey, You're doing great, Alexis. The final category
Speaker 1: is science. Will Alexis get a fifth grade question about science?
Speaker 1: Correct or incorrect? Science? It runs such a big spectrum
Speaker 1: of the questions it could be, you know, and I
Speaker 1: feel like Producer Boyd always tries to trick me. He
Speaker 1: gives me some of these hard categories, but then a
Speaker 1: really easy question or a really easy category, but a
Speaker 1: super hard question. So this is a hard category. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say it's going to be an easy question and
Speaker 1: she's going to get it right. Jeffrey things, Alexis will
Speaker 1: get it correct, Alexis, this is just for you. Why
Speaker 1: do you say that every time? Just to remind you
Speaker 1: what planet is? Fifth from the sun? This is gettable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know a few you so I might just pick
Speaker 1: one randomly, start start at the Sun and go out.
Speaker 1: I don't even know the first one. I don't know
Speaker 1: the first one. I'm sorry. I just know there's a
Speaker 1: I know of the planet. You know how many there
Speaker 1: are at least there's well, I know there was a
Speaker 1: whole debacco with Pluto. I remember that, so I think
Speaker 1: Pluto's out from what I heard canceled. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with Saturn. Why not you went with Saturn? The
Speaker 1: fifth planet from the Sun is actually Juper, So, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: she got that incorrect. That means you will be getting
Speaker 1: shocked alone. Yeah. Sorry, God, I'm gonna sing since you've
Speaker 1: been gone by Kelly Clarkson, Oh, like you need the
Speaker 1: lyrics for this is how he starts this morning. But
Speaker 1: since you've been gone, I can't breathe for the first time,
Speaker 1: I'm moving on. Yeah, oh my god, you're moving on.
Speaker 1: But yeah, shot call the question of the day broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Man, it's been kind of
Speaker 1: a rough week. I don't know about you, guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know what, we finally got some good news.
Speaker 1: A historic bridge in the Netherlands that's been there since
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty seven is being dismantled so jeff Bezos can
Speaker 1: drive his massive yacht through it. Are joking? Are you joking?
Speaker 1: And if you're wondering, way does the man have no conscious?
Speaker 1: Is he not like a human? You're you're thinking, way?
Speaker 1: Does that bridge like a national monument or something? Probably? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is. It just went through a major restoration in
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen, after which the city officials specifically said, quote,
Speaker 1: this bridge will remain intact going forward, will happen to it.
Speaker 1: That was four big Jeff built four hundred and seventeen
Speaker 1: foot long party yacht right there. And by the way,
Speaker 1: the whole city's kind of in my way. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you can just move it all, I need a better
Speaker 1: view of the northern lights. So it's going on. I
Speaker 1: know what you're thinking, though, at least he's paying for
Speaker 1: this to be dismantled better. I don't actually in the world.
Speaker 1: The truth is Bezos negotiated to share the cost with
Speaker 1: the city. It's a good negotiation. The full country needs
Speaker 1: to strike. Everyone grab a straw, drink all the water
Speaker 1: or human chain across the entire is best. So no
Speaker 1: word on how much taking it apart it's gonna cost,
Speaker 1: but the price tag on the boat is said to
Speaker 1: be north of a half billion dollars. That great news.
Speaker 1: I think that's more than what a carrier cost, right,
Speaker 1: and that's something you can take with you on your
Speaker 1: way to work Today. We'll have more uplifting news just
Speaker 1: like that when we do laser stories. Coming up next,
Speaker 1: it's the radio segment that's petitioning the Olympic committee to
Speaker 1: add a new event last minute to the Games. This year.
Speaker 1: It's called ice Torquingo. Cardi b was going to be
Speaker 1: the coach. You don't think that would be the most
Speaker 1: watched event in Olympic history. Absolutely, Laser Stories segment where
Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we have a laser and those
Speaker 1: other Bruno talkers just don't. First Laser Stories out of Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: If you want dinner theater, you wouldn't consider going to
Speaker 1: a chain restaurant Biffet, but you probably would be missing
Speaker 1: out because in the city of Benselm the other night,
Speaker 1: a local Golden Corral recently turned into a WWE main
Speaker 1: events that is like the marriage of the two most appropriate.
Speaker 1: It all started when one of the patrons was waiting patiently,
Speaker 1: then noticed another guy cut the line and take the
Speaker 1: last piece of steak. I actually was literally thinking WWE
Speaker 1: hosted something Golden corrality that good more of an amateur thing.
Speaker 1: Because of that, the man watching this happen became enraged
Speaker 1: punched the steak steeler in the back of the head. Okay,
Speaker 1: it didn't end there. The two men wrestled each other
Speaker 1: to the ground and accidentally knocked over an old lady.
Speaker 1: Fallen and I can't get out. Well, she thought a
Speaker 1: nearby teenager did it, so she turned and slapped him
Speaker 1: across the face, and the span of thirty seconds, does
Speaker 1: of people got involved. People were throwing high chairs, regular chairs, glasses, tables,
Speaker 1: anything they could get their hands on in the chaos.
Speaker 1: This would be my moment to finally stick my head
Speaker 1: under the ice cream machine, which no one was paying attention.
Speaker 1: According to witnesses, many people there were screamings yeah, yeah. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: no one was seriously hurt and the police are investigating,
Speaker 1: but they haven't made any arrests yet. What A former employee, though,
Speaker 1: joked on Twitter, saying, trust me, the steak is good.
Speaker 1: Not sure if it's two years probation for aggravated assault
Speaker 1: with the kid's high chair, it's good. Okay, this guy's
Speaker 1: gonna take his wife to a steakhouse on one night
Speaker 1: and she's gonna be like honey dough his next laser stories.
Speaker 1: Out of New Mexico, a married couple named Joe and
Speaker 1: Rosa came home from work to receive the shock of
Speaker 1: their life. Standing right there in the kitchen was a
Speaker 1: burglar holding an automatic weapon. But it's what happened next
Speaker 1: that stunned the couple even more. The man with the
Speaker 1: gun slung over his shoulder immediately apologized. That took a
Speaker 1: turn that I expect. He explained, he was just on
Speaker 1: the run from the police. Oh and his card broken
Speaker 1: down just outside of Santa Fe, and instead of threatening
Speaker 1: them or taking in either jewelry, he handed them two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars cash as reimbursement for the window he broke. Guy,
Speaker 1: it's kind of the smartest way to rob a place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like at that point, you're probably thinking, do I call
Speaker 1: the cops? Yeah. While he did not explain why he
Speaker 1: didn't just get a hotel room with the money, that's true,
Speaker 1: he did say he very much enjoyed sleeping and bathing
Speaker 1: at their house. The water pressure in the showers wonderful,
Speaker 1: and he admitted he also had a couple of beers
Speaker 1: from their fridge. According to the police report, the man
Speaker 1: apologized three more times before grabbing his duffel bag and
Speaker 1: gun and then walking out their back door into the dishes. Yeah, Joe,
Speaker 1: that went differently than I expected. Authorities say, his alleged
Speaker 1: larceny's totaled fifteen dollars, and officials were unable to find him.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, guys, I don't think you need to find him.
Speaker 1: He's under control. Yeah's cool. His next laser stories out
Speaker 1: of South Carolina, a woman named Zeniah Jones applied for
Speaker 1: a job at a grocery store a while back, and
Speaker 1: the manager tried to call her to offer her an interview,
Speaker 1: but he got her voicemail instead. Okay, and because of that,
Speaker 1: he decided to cancel the offer. What's her voicemail? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna hear it in a second. This happened last year,
Speaker 1: but it's going viral now because she posted both audio
Speaker 1: clips on her TikTok. So does she say I hate
Speaker 1: grocery stores? After I play her message, you're gonna hear
Speaker 1: the guy's response to it, and then you can tell
Speaker 1: me what you think. What's up? What's up? What's up?
Speaker 1: What's up? Y'all? Instagram and I and I'm back with
Speaker 1: another banking banger. I'm sorry I could answer the phone.
Speaker 1: Please be her name number? Yeah? You normally happy? Ah? Yes,
Speaker 1: miss Jones. I recommend if you apply for a job
Speaker 1: and you expect somebody to call you, that you have
Speaker 1: a more appropriate response on your rod voicemail. So thank
Speaker 1: you for applying and no need to give us a
Speaker 1: call back here at Harrison, I thought it was cute.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, she's fun, loving her. That would have
Speaker 1: got her like a CEO position in radio. Yeah. Some
Speaker 1: people online think that he was actually right that she
Speaker 1: should have been more professional in the voice boring people.
Speaker 1: Others don't think it was that unprofessional at all, because
Speaker 1: it was, after all, her personal voicemail. Yes, they say
Speaker 1: is and I had dodged a bullet because he's clearly
Speaker 1: a jerk. Yeah, I'm with her all. He sounds like
Speaker 1: he doesn't want anyone to have any fun. Ever, you should.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm wasted. That's how I got this job.
Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of today's topic train choo
Speaker 1: choo Oh. Here's a fun topic to bring up tonight.
Speaker 1: If you're in a serious relationship, should the person that
Speaker 1: you're with have to tell you the password to their phone?
Speaker 1: Or is it okay to just keep it to yourself?
Speaker 1: I mean, I want to know it. I feel like
Speaker 1: this question is going to start a fight. Today, a
Speaker 1: research company pulled twenty thousand people to find what The
Speaker 1: consensus is and most people think you should not have
Speaker 1: to share your past. WHOA, I'm actually healthier, but I
Speaker 1: want to know it. I won't go in it. I
Speaker 1: just want to know it. Maybe the unlocked screen on
Speaker 1: your phone just because sometimes I have to like use
Speaker 1: my significant other's phone when mine dies or something. But
Speaker 1: like passwords like to emails and stuff nowhere to open
Speaker 1: up the phone. That's all they're talking about. Are we
Speaker 1: just dating? Why you do? I don't know. It makes
Speaker 1: a difference. Are they're married? The tuesday is if you're
Speaker 1: just dating, no, Forty five percent said that you should
Speaker 1: keep that private, thirty one percent said you should definitely
Speaker 1: share it, and twenty five percent weren't sure. So again,
Speaker 1: this question is going to cause a lot of fights. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all over the board. Many were a little bit
Speaker 1: more likely to say passwords should be kept private. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also age matters too. People under thirty five are more
Speaker 1: likely to have an issue sharing passwords. Okay. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: funny thing is those you can share a password and
Speaker 1: then you check their phone and like, why are all
Speaker 1: of your text messages deleted? There's zero tax? Is this
Speaker 1: something that happened to you? I'm trying to make a
Speaker 1: joke serious. The one thing that bugs me about this
Speaker 1: survey is that they only ask people with cell phones
Speaker 1: and they didn't talk with anybody with a shell phone.
Speaker 1: Because I can tell you he's into sharing. Maybe not passwords,
Speaker 1: but I'm sharing something to that sound means Laser Stories
Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do
Speaker 1: it again at the same time on Monday, Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. You can't believe everything you read
Speaker 1: on the internet. I know that, okay, But a list
Speaker 1: went viral of the top things companies do they don't
Speaker 1: want the consumers to know about. Oh I love these
Speaker 1: And there's one secret somebody shared on there that I
Speaker 1: pray to God is not true. Why because it involves
Speaker 1: one of my favorite restaurant chains. And if our listeners
Speaker 1: know about this, I want you to text into seven
Speaker 1: eighty five to nine two and tell me if it's
Speaker 1: true or not, because I'm officially worried. Now you're gonna
Speaker 1: hear that and a few other huge bombshells people say
Speaker 1: their companies are hiding from us coming up. That's seven
Speaker 1: ten businesses. Are you taking advantage of them? Or are
Speaker 1: they taking advantage of you, you probably duel because behind
Speaker 1: closed doors, there are certain companies that don't want you
Speaker 1: to know things so that they can maximize their profit
Speaker 1: and minimize your wallet. Okay, so when the popular Twitter
Speaker 1: account uber facts asked it's fourteen million followers, what company
Speaker 1: secrets can you reveal now that you don't work there anymore?
Speaker 1: Good question? Give us. That thread quickly went viral. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna spend right now going over the top ones.
Speaker 1: And before I read these, just remember these are only
Speaker 1: comments off of the internet from former employees. We can't
Speaker 1: prove that what they're saying is true. What you're saying
Speaker 1: is if you were one of these companies. Please don't
Speaker 1: sue us. That's just a discotiner. But one person said
Speaker 1: the best day to get a TV at best Buy
Speaker 1: is two days after the Super Bowl. A lot of
Speaker 1: people will I AM just for the big game and
Speaker 1: then return them right after. So we're stuck selling them
Speaker 1: on open box and you can usually negotiate used TVs
Speaker 1: down to fifty percent off. Yeah, and that's true. I
Speaker 1: know someone who's gotten to used TV from best Buy
Speaker 1: because they returned. Is buying TV's and returning them right
Speaker 1: after you use them. I would do it to impress
Speaker 1: a girl, crazy, because women are always impressed by huge tea. Yeah, Alexis,
Speaker 1: how big was his TV? Here's the secret from the
Speaker 1: medical industry, One user wrote, doctors at some hospitals are
Speaker 1: rewarded for how many patients they turn over to surgery,
Speaker 1: so always get a second surgical opinion from a different
Speaker 1: medical group if it sounds too extreme. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, you gotta watch yourself in hospitals. I mean,
Speaker 1: thank you for everybody working really hard at all, but
Speaker 1: totally I didn't go in with the cough ones and
Speaker 1: I got a heart transplant. Yeah, it's crazy. I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, by you asked you for a kidney that
Speaker 1: was yeah, yeah, I didn't think you need it. This
Speaker 1: next one, I've actually heard of this, but I have
Speaker 1: no idea if this is true. One lady said Walmart
Speaker 1: and Tiffany diamonds come from the same distributor. She said,
Speaker 1: she worked at Tiffany for years, and you're paying much
Speaker 1: much more for the experience in that blue box. But
Speaker 1: they're the same diamonds who they probably all come from
Speaker 1: the same children that mind them. Those children work hard
Speaker 1: don't shame the cary is so messed up. Well, truthfully,
Speaker 1: most of them are grown in labs now anyway, Well,
Speaker 1: that's fine, yeah, if you're just joining us, we're reading
Speaker 1: secrets that former employee shared about the companies they used
Speaker 1: to work for, Secrets that the bosses there wouldn't want
Speaker 1: you to know. Like, for example, if you're at Target
Speaker 1: and you hear an employee over the loudspeakers say the
Speaker 1: phrase hard lines for put everything back that you're stealing,
Speaker 1: because they know that's the code. If you hear it
Speaker 1: hardline four, that means. My best friend worked at Target
Speaker 1: when we were young, you know, and she told me.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is still true or not,
Speaker 1: but she told me that they would call it a
Speaker 1: clot if there was too many Target employees hanging out
Speaker 1: in a in one space and they don't want any
Speaker 1: clots around. Oh I like that. Here's one that's kind
Speaker 1: of interesting. Bath and Bodyworks employees are required to break
Speaker 1: any candles or air fresheners that you return to the
Speaker 1: store before they dispose of them because they don't want
Speaker 1: dumpster divers. Let a homeless person have a candle. And
Speaker 1: why can't you resell it like somebody burned it maybe
Speaker 1: and they didn't like I think they just don't want
Speaker 1: a bunch of people like waiting at the dumpsters for
Speaker 1: the stuff that gets thrown out, and then they take
Speaker 1: it for free. Rifty, let me take it. I don't
Speaker 1: know why they don't do like what we do in
Speaker 1: my hometown. There's like it's called the Dufort Mall and
Speaker 1: it's really the dump but they just put a bunch
Speaker 1: of shelves up back there. You bring to the dump
Speaker 1: still intact, you put it up. My mom has a
Speaker 1: couple of lamps in the living room. Wow. Also, I
Speaker 1: just realized that would be the nicest smelling dumpster fire ever.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing with pet stores too. They're told
Speaker 1: if any damage pet food gets returned, to open up
Speaker 1: the bag and pour it out into the dumpster. So
Speaker 1: it's loose kibble, that's not going to be a rat problem.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a rat problem either way. That's
Speaker 1: kind of true, I guess, but interesting. This one's kind
Speaker 1: of funny. If you fall asleep in an Ikea showroom bed,
Speaker 1: the staff is actually instructed not to wake you up. No,
Speaker 1: because it's good advertising. That management says, if you leave
Speaker 1: them alone, those people are gonna wake up feeling happy
Speaker 1: and rested, and they're more likely to buy that bed.
Speaker 1: But if you if you wi them up and kick
Speaker 1: them out, they're probably gonna move on and not buy it.
Speaker 1: So we can take naps there. Yeah, everyone, we'll hear this.
Speaker 1: I feel like next IKEA we walk into, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be like yeah, yeah, just every pillow has a slopper stain.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to believe this one. Oh you're
Speaker 1: you go. I pray this isn't true. But someone said
Speaker 1: the Domino's order tracker online is just a timer and
Speaker 1: it has absolutely nothing to do with your actual order. No,
Speaker 1: and I could see that that's not true. That's what
Speaker 1: they say. I thought they put a tracking device in
Speaker 1: each ingredient. It makes sense because like what employee after
Speaker 1: every step is going to go hit another button. It's
Speaker 1: like turning over your last wing right now. Very specific you. No, No,
Speaker 1: it isn't real. Just believe in it, Jeffrey. It makes
Speaker 1: you feel because that one broke my heart. And a
Speaker 1: former employee at a certain hotel chain shared a secret.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say which one, because this is
Speaker 1: pretty bad. They said. We were instructed to not wash
Speaker 1: or replace the drinking glasses in each guest room. We
Speaker 1: just used a disinfectant spray in a rag, and if
Speaker 1: an inspector ever showed up downstairs, everybody had to rush
Speaker 1: around to put out new glasses. Oh, can you tell
Speaker 1: me the hotel chain off here? Okay? Well, I mean
Speaker 1: if you're cool with like getting dumpster furniture and dumpster candles,
Speaker 1: should be fine. I do have a pretty solid immune system.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, text into seven, eight, five and nine. Two.
Speaker 1: Tell us any industry secrets from your job that your
Speaker 1: bosses where you want people to know. I still toilet paper.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's not a industry person. Okay, work on that.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do a phone tap next Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Whenever you hear about robberies or jewelry
Speaker 1: high thieves in the news, they always use the same tactic,
Speaker 1: you know, burst in, try and surprise everybody, catch the
Speaker 1: place off guard. What a dumb strategy. Better they were smart.
Speaker 1: They call ahead and become buddy buddy with the employee
Speaker 1: behind the counter. Right now, maybe you can share a
Speaker 1: funny little code name, because that's what happens today when
Speaker 1: Jose calls a jewelry store and ask the guy working
Speaker 1: there if you could do him a couple of favors stop.
Speaker 1: He would make things a lot easier for him. Will
Speaker 1: it work? Find out in your phone tap right now?
Speaker 1: The twenties. Hell, I don't think you calling jewelers. This
Speaker 1: is Alex. How can I help you? Hey, Alex? Um?
Speaker 1: Is this phone call being recorded? I'm sorry? What this
Speaker 1: phone call? Right now? Do you guys record your phone
Speaker 1: calls the audio? Oh? Uh no, we do not record
Speaker 1: our calls service. Oh okay, good, Well I'm hoping you
Speaker 1: could help me with something then, yeah, absolutely, all right. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm looking to buy some fine jewelry as a gift,
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to keep this as discreet as possible.
Speaker 1: Uh something for a proposal, I presume, No, like, I
Speaker 1: need to make sure that my wife doesn't find out
Speaker 1: about this. I see an anniversary gift then, or a
Speaker 1: birthday gift? Yeah, No, it's not for my wife. It's
Speaker 1: actually for another very special lady. If you catch my drift,
Speaker 1: I don't suppose this is for your mother in law? No, look, look,
Speaker 1: look all right, I just need to pick something out
Speaker 1: and to be safe, I know we're not being recorded,
Speaker 1: but um, from here on out, we're going to be
Speaker 1: using code names. Sir. Okay, my name is Briar Patch
Speaker 1: and your name is Kimbucha. Code names. Um, it's not
Speaker 1: really something we do here, sir me. Hey, if you
Speaker 1: knew my wife, you know this is necessary, okay, Kimbucha
Speaker 1: copy Um, all right, I just don't okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: use my couldn name? That was what was it again,
Speaker 1: briar Patch patch? Yes, okay, and Roger And what can
Speaker 1: I do for you? Then? Um, briar Patch. First thing,
Speaker 1: I assume you guys have like, um, like security cameras
Speaker 1: and stuff in your store, right of course? Absolutely? Okay.
Speaker 1: So when I come in just to keep it, you know,
Speaker 1: hush hush, could you like turn them off? Absolutely not,
Speaker 1: that's just for like ten minutes while I'm there. You
Speaker 1: can turn them right back on. Bro, I'll just buy something,
Speaker 1: I'll be out. There's no footage, there's no evidence, you know,
Speaker 1: there is absolutely no briar Patch. It's briar Patch, remember,
Speaker 1: briar Patch, right, Uh, briar patching for you or anyone,
Speaker 1: that's absolutely not something we can do. We have twenty
Speaker 1: four hour security cameras. There's not even a way for
Speaker 1: us to turn them off if we wanted to, which
Speaker 1: we wouldn't. There, it's not a thing we do, all right.
Speaker 1: I read you lout in clear kombucha. Y'all got like
Speaker 1: premium ring over there. That sounds pretty cool anyway, Excuse,
Speaker 1: it's just I just want to have to ask. It's
Speaker 1: just a real phone call. This is out of I promise,
Speaker 1: this is a real call, and I am very interesting, okay.
Speaker 1: And all the rare gems or the diamond jewels anything
Speaker 1: you have available, uh huh. I mean you guys probably
Speaker 1: get like really wealthy people in here, right, like Nick
Speaker 1: Cage or or like Ian from Love Islands. He's frankly,
Speaker 1: we're located in the strip mall where we're not exactly
Speaker 1: drawing NBA players here for the most part, we have
Speaker 1: very very fine merchandise and wonderful service. But I like
Speaker 1: how you're downplaying it, right, Yeah, I mean here's my
Speaker 1: playing kombucha. I'm gonna pull up in front of your
Speaker 1: jewelry store sometime tomorrow morning. It's a windowless van. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep it idling because I don't have a lot
Speaker 1: of time. Okay, I'll run into your store, probably have
Speaker 1: some sort of like stocking or head covering that way
Speaker 1: you know it's me though. At this point, this conversations
Speaker 1: gotta end. Okay, one last thing. Make sure when I
Speaker 1: come in you put all the diamond on top of
Speaker 1: the case so that I can just pick whatever I want. Honestly.
Speaker 1: Sure if this point I'm just gonna have to let
Speaker 1: you go because no, wait, my girlfriend, Caleb, Man, she's
Speaker 1: gonna be so pissed if I don't get her something.
Speaker 1: How did you know that's my girlfriend's name, Caleb, that's
Speaker 1: my girlfriend. What the hell is going on here? I'm
Speaker 1: totally messing with you, man, I'm so sorry. This is
Speaker 1: actually jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh Caleb,
Speaker 1: your girlfriend, not mine. Set you up. She said, you've
Speaker 1: had some shady people coming in there lately, just like
Speaker 1: checking stuff out and leaving. I mean, I'm taking a
Speaker 1: lot of weird calls over the years, this one was
Speaker 1: by far the most insane. Okay, but for real, now
Speaker 1: that you know it's me, Bro, if I come down there,
Speaker 1: you can you hook me up not over the phone.
Speaker 1: Huh briar patch, But yeah, there is a back room.
Speaker 1: I knew it. Wake up every morning with Phone Tatch
Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenty Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
Speaker 1: a guy takes a girl out to dinner with a
Speaker 1: surprise in store that she did not seek coming. That's
Speaker 1: why it's called a surprise. Even though she was initially
Speaker 1: excited by it, we find out later something happened during
Speaker 1: the surprise to make her get up and leave. Oh no,
Speaker 1: is it the most ridiculous reason not to call someone back.
Speaker 1: After you hear it, please text in to seven eight
Speaker 1: five nine and tell us your thoughts. Okay, it's one
Speaker 1: of the weirdest calls I think we've ever been a
Speaker 1: part of. You'll hear it in your brand new Second
Speaker 1: Date Update Next Second Date Update. One of the most
Speaker 1: embarrassing moments of my entire life happened years ago on
Speaker 1: this show, which was when I heard a surprise first
Speaker 1: date with a girl live in studio on the air.
Speaker 1: He is your server. I was standing behind you, and
Speaker 1: I was that was so good? Details not important, didn't great?
Speaker 1: Super awkward. We need to find that audio. Can we
Speaker 1: find that audio, burn it and make sure again. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna leave it at that she liked you. I
Speaker 1: don't think she did. I only bring it up because
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Gabe surprised his date on night
Speaker 1: one with a fun little activity for her after dinner. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe that didn't go so well. We'll find out. Gabe,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show Man d thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: At least she knew she was going to be on
Speaker 1: a date, unlike Jeffrey. Right. Yeah, she knew she was
Speaker 1: gonna be on a date, but she didn't know about
Speaker 1: the activity afterwards, and that was a surprise. Okay, surprise.
Speaker 1: We'll get to the surprise in just a second. But first,
Speaker 1: tell us about this lady that we're going to be calling.
Speaker 1: What's she about? Well, her name is Megan's awesome. You
Speaker 1: know we met online. Okay, she's about awesome. What makes
Speaker 1: her awesome? Gabe? Well, obviously you need you know, there's
Speaker 1: a physical attraction. But there's like five things I look
Speaker 1: for in a woman, And you know there's physical attraction,
Speaker 1: there's humor. God, you are so picky five. I'm like,
Speaker 1: she's breathing. Hey, you haven't listened to a completely okay there,
Speaker 1: maybe I today breathing for the sixth yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so you got a physical attraction. You're funny at humor, intelligence, integrity,
Speaker 1: and the intangibles, you know, like what your hobbies are,
Speaker 1: things like that that you like to do together. Right,
Speaker 1: you're going to die alone, that's okay, I don't know, kid.
Speaker 1: Tell us what did you end up doing for your
Speaker 1: day with Megan? Well, normally I don't go for full dinners.
Speaker 1: I don't want to spend that much time with some
Speaker 1: until I get to know, Okay, talking and texting. You know,
Speaker 1: we really hit it off because she's really funny, she's
Speaker 1: got a great wit about her, and she was intelligent. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think it's hard to be funny if you're not intelligent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: professional comedian, I'm an idiot, bro, I'll give you more
Speaker 1: credit than that. Okay. Well, at least a plus student
Speaker 1: that you get there, intelligent, sorry, derailed things like Megan
Speaker 1: is at least checking a couple of your boxes at
Speaker 1: this point, right, Gabe, right, exactly? Okay, okay, so you
Speaker 1: went for the dinner. Yeah, I pried opened a while
Speaker 1: and I figured I take her out. You know, she's
Speaker 1: worth it though. We was for a nice Italian Danner
Speaker 1: and then um I told her afterwards, I said, listen,
Speaker 1: I got a surprise for you, okay. And what was
Speaker 1: her reaction just to that? She she seemed excited about it.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, it was surprised. I don't know if
Speaker 1: that was it was surprised because I don't know very well,
Speaker 1: like it was surprised like what the hell is this?
Speaker 1: Or it was surprised what hell is this? Yeah, because
Speaker 1: a surprise could literally mean anything, could be a fun,
Speaker 1: happy surprise, a scary surprise. And there's two types of
Speaker 1: people in the world. They're people who love surprises and
Speaker 1: people absolutely hate them. No, it's hard because I think
Speaker 1: I hate surprises, but I love surpresident. If I know
Speaker 1: what's going to happen, see that that's not that's not surprise.
Speaker 1: I have a surprise later than I know. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a mystery. But if you just tell me
Speaker 1: boom surprise, you're ready, I'm be like, no, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not ready for this. I'm scared. Yeah, I'm scared. Okay. So,
Speaker 1: so I've been dying to know what is the surprise
Speaker 1: that you had waiting for? Her. So I took her
Speaker 1: to a comedy club and she seemed like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is fun. Yeah, okay, it's fun. So your surprise was
Speaker 1: tickets to see a show? Well not really, Um, the
Speaker 1: surprise was that I'm a performer and I was headlining
Speaker 1: and gonna do a set. Really, the guys bang to
Speaker 1: come to your comedy show. No, I'm going to go
Speaker 1: with No. Not a good surprise. Yeah, really, I thought
Speaker 1: it'd be all right. It's like artist, like if you
Speaker 1: play your own music while you're in the car and
Speaker 1: it's like you singing. Here's the thing. What if she
Speaker 1: doesn't think you're funny, Well I am a headliner, doesn't
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I have seen plenty of headliners' just
Speaker 1: checking the boxes. He's making sure that they're on the
Speaker 1: same level when it comes to sense of Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just risky. Yeah, I'm very risky. That's a fair statement.
Speaker 1: It is a risk. How did it go? I mean
Speaker 1: we were hitting it off, so I figured, you know,
Speaker 1: so I'm doing my show and then I'm like, can
Speaker 1: nice set? Killer set? And I know it's a good
Speaker 1: set because when I came off, people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: can I get a picture you know, everyone pictures and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. As I sure, and I'm going to
Speaker 1: look for it. I'm looking for as you what taking
Speaker 1: a pictures? They go she's was being the ladies room
Speaker 1: or something or whatever. Yeah, I can't find it, you know.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, Richard, oh she left. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's not alone for an entire show. I leave your
Speaker 1: own dated, bro, I don't know, don't not get what
Speaker 1: the big deal is. It's like, oh, this is what
Speaker 1: I do. So if you're not, you know, yeah, like
Speaker 1: I'm not bringing a date to work either, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're hawking dates onto me. It's just it's just it's
Speaker 1: a lot and and comment sometimes is more fun when
Speaker 1: you experience it with other people, Like if you're sitting
Speaker 1: by ourselves, it really has to be funny. Did you
Speaker 1: text her once you found out that she left? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I texted her. Afterwards, I texted her and
Speaker 1: I said, hey, I didn't see at the end they
Speaker 1: said you had left. Did you have fun? Okay? And
Speaker 1: she texted back She's like real generic, It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what hollowing review? But is there anything in your mind
Speaker 1: that you think maybe could have been the big red
Speaker 1: flag that besides the comment, Okay, I don't think I
Speaker 1: would call back. Well, I'm wondering what's in his mind?
Speaker 1: What does he think went wrong? I can't think of
Speaker 1: a thing because we were laughing at dinner. You know,
Speaker 1: it was nice and she said wow, you know she
Speaker 1: and she even said herself, She's like, normally I don't
Speaker 1: go to dinner on a first date till you get
Speaker 1: to know somebody. But I have something special about you. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: so I have to interrupt, but the producer is giving
Speaker 1: me the red light, which means we have to gonna
Speaker 1: play a song. Will come back. We're gonna call Megan
Speaker 1: for you and try and get you a second day
Speaker 1: up date. Okay, okay, thanks? All right. Halfway through the
Speaker 1: second day at updates, everybody having a good time tonight. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: oh okay, someone wake up the guy in the back
Speaker 1: so that he can tip his waitress. Oh man, she's
Speaker 1: already complained about my tip. Thank you, everybody, guys, good
Speaker 1: real good? Oh my god, I just got so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Do you need somebody to open for you? Gabe? I
Speaker 1: think we got that cover? But did you guys? Then? Yes?
Speaker 1: So he Gabe recently took a woman out for a
Speaker 1: dinner day and then surprised her afterwards by bringing her
Speaker 1: to a live comedy show where surprised he was the headliner.
Speaker 1: I still cool, but but she left before he even
Speaker 1: got our stay cool. It may have been an emergency situation,
Speaker 1: we don't know, she texts out, get back, Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 1: She may have been busy in the hospital. Yeah thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, as a performer, you're always on
Speaker 1: the road, so it's kind of tough to like meet someone,
Speaker 1: and this one she really like, really liked. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like on you with you guys if
Speaker 1: it wasn't. If it wasn't um was important to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's important to me. You know, ruined his joke, stop heckling. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't get your jokes, gave, but I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people that Doe. Here's my one question.
Speaker 1: Did she know you were a stand up comedian before
Speaker 1: you guys went out? Well? I just told her I
Speaker 1: was an entertainer and that was it. Maybe she thought
Speaker 1: I was a musician. I don't know. Okay, Okay, he's
Speaker 1: humble and I liked that about she gave brought dead
Speaker 1: lighting show that's not humble, defer, humble comes in all
Speaker 1: different forms. She had to find out eventually, so why
Speaker 1: not I can All right, so let's stop speculating. We're
Speaker 1: just gonna call Megan and find out for real why
Speaker 1: she isn't calling you back. You're ready to do this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello. Hey is this Megan? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is her? Who's this? My name's Jeff from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, my
Speaker 1: co hosts are here with me, Jose Brooke. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: why why are you guys calling me? Good morning? Good morning?
Speaker 1: And yeah. We do a segment on our show called
Speaker 1: Second Date Update where we help our listeners who are
Speaker 1: having a little bit of trouble reaching somebody after they
Speaker 1: went on a date with them. Oh okay, okay. And
Speaker 1: so one of our listeners is trying to get ahold
Speaker 1: of you. His name's Gabe. Oh yeah, I mean we
Speaker 1: kind of got the sense that you were interested since
Speaker 1: you know, so you guys talked to him, like what
Speaker 1: did he say? We heard from Gabe, and he told
Speaker 1: us a little bit about dinner and the comedy show
Speaker 1: surprise afterwards, what were your thoughts on that. How did
Speaker 1: you feel, Well, Dinnel was good, Like, he's funny, charming,
Speaker 1: he was a total gentleman. Okay, okay, that's good, funny,
Speaker 1: charming gentleman. Yeah, there's a very positive things to say
Speaker 1: about my God. I just want to know what your
Speaker 1: reaction was like on the inside when he surprised you
Speaker 1: with his own comedy show. Well, when I got to
Speaker 1: the show, I was I was pretty excited, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you thought the surprise was cool? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I didn't know, like we you know, we're speculating
Speaker 1: like maybe yeah, that is a little braggadocious or egotistical
Speaker 1: or very very good. God, I mean I just worried. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the show itself, it wasn't really a problem, but when
Speaker 1: he cut up there to do his bit, it was.
Speaker 1: It was really offensive. Gabes Gabe set was offensive. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. Is he like one of those like shock comedians,
Speaker 1: dark human or comic Well, no, he didn't really use
Speaker 1: any bad language or anything. Okay, what was offensive about it?
Speaker 1: So you know it's not okay to do accents, okay,
Speaker 1: and he's doing a British accent, a British accent. I
Speaker 1: think that's okay. Why did the British accent offend you? Well,
Speaker 1: if I was British, I would be offended. He didn't
Speaker 1: even ask the audience if anyone was British and this
Speaker 1: would be okay for him. Like it was just disrespectful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a lot of comedy shows work.
Speaker 1: They don't ask permission to tell a joke. You're there
Speaker 1: to see the jokes. Was the joke offensive about British
Speaker 1: people or something like? I mean, it was just the accent.
Speaker 1: I personally thought all that was offensive. He was being
Speaker 1: really disrespectful to British people. Okay, Okay, did you have
Speaker 1: like British family or something? Even so, it's pretty good
Speaker 1: humor British people, and it's and it's not a group
Speaker 1: of people that have been pushed down through the deck,
Speaker 1: you know, like yeah, and that that was the reason
Speaker 1: that you left, is the British jokes. Yeah, And you
Speaker 1: guys might not think it's offensive, but I talked to
Speaker 1: a friend about it, and she's visited England before and
Speaker 1: she told me that that could be offensive. So just
Speaker 1: your friend at one time, I'm sorry, I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to laugh for your friend at one time went to
Speaker 1: England said that that might be offensive, is that it
Speaker 1: could be offensive? Yeah, I mean, I mean toisingly, I'd
Speaker 1: be the one in the room that wouldn't. But I
Speaker 1: have talked to somebody. There was a girl I used
Speaker 1: to date who was in England and she did say
Speaker 1: she hates it when people make fun of British people's teeth,
Speaker 1: and I didn't, but it hates it in eff are
Speaker 1: two different things, right bottom. It's just tough being a
Speaker 1: comedian these days. I don't know what you're allowed to
Speaker 1: joke about anymore. Yourself, I would stick to yourself. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe he's British. Oh, actually that's a great question. Maybe
Speaker 1: he does have some roots over in England and we
Speaker 1: should actually ask him that, Megan, because I need to
Speaker 1: let you know. Gabe is actually on the phone. He
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. Oh my god, Gabe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Wait, so you you're now you're offended from
Speaker 1: a British accent because a friend may possibly at one time,
Speaker 1: could have maybe have gone over to England and maybe
Speaker 1: speak to some other psychopath. Yeah, I may get offended
Speaker 1: on a British accident. I thought it was offensive too.
Speaker 1: You know, I thought that myself. Okay, British people in
Speaker 1: the audience that were so super offended, show a hand
Speaker 1: tony British people out there. Oh none, okay, oh just
Speaker 1: ruined my bang. Isn't British people? Listen? I apologize to
Speaker 1: all our people went for Jose and that was horrible.
Speaker 1: I'm actually right now standing up for all races and
Speaker 1: all countries. So I don't think. I don't think you
Speaker 1: should be doing only accents at all. Spokeswoman Megan has
Speaker 1: laid down the law. I can realize that you're writing
Speaker 1: the comedy constitution. I'm sorry, Okay, you're to change a
Speaker 1: lot of bits, Megan. I appreciate what you're trying to
Speaker 1: do here. I just think you maybe need to do
Speaker 1: a little bit more research into why things are offensive
Speaker 1: and why some things aren't offensive. I declare in the
Speaker 1: land of comedy that there'll be no accent all done. Goodbye.
Speaker 1: It's not Yeah, it's not funny, guys. I do you
Speaker 1: think that everyone should be really careful, especially Gabe, because
Speaker 1: I see him getting canceled because of this. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: I see myself getting canceled by anybody who show me
Speaker 1: out with you rose, this is getting a little bit
Speaker 1: out of hand, o God. Potically, yes, if you never
Speaker 1: make fun of anybody ever, then you're never gonna offend anybody.
Speaker 1: But I think you should have a balance. I think
Speaker 1: you're good. You know what I think we need to
Speaker 1: do right now. I think we need to calm things down.
Speaker 1: We need to reach across the pond and make a
Speaker 1: connection between these two. Are you proposing a tea party? Yes,
Speaker 1: something on our bill. We will pay for it. What
Speaker 1: are you saying, Megan, one more date with Gabe? No
Speaker 1: accents at all? What about a German? It's German? Okay,
Speaker 1: because German's pretty funny. Access? Zero access at Gabe? Are
Speaker 1: you are you capable of doing that? I don't think so. No,
Speaker 1: I cannot do it. I cannot have no accents is in?
Speaker 1: I know? I'm sorry. Okay, that's that's a nine. That's
Speaker 1: a nine. Sorry, I didn't know that. I know. I
Speaker 1: don't know what his accents. You might need to work
Speaker 1: a little bit on your routine there. But but yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like we're not gonna be able to get
Speaker 1: you another day. I was gonnat say no anyway, So
Speaker 1: I want another day. Back to the Italian dinner is
Speaker 1: that he wants the Italian stuff. We gotta we gotta
Speaker 1: stop this move because if game starts an Italian accident
Speaker 1: on the show, we're all gonna get canceled. Yet out
Speaker 1: of I cannot do it bad accents for not Danner.
Speaker 1: You got to be a good action. He lifted his hands,
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah he said it.
Speaker 1: I mean, that conversation just kept going from bad to worse.
Speaker 1: And usually Brook likes to stick up for the little guys,
Speaker 1: which in this case is all of England. Apparently that's
Speaker 1: a problem British, arn't the little guys? Shocking twist, Brooke
Speaker 1: was actually in support of making fun of other countries
Speaker 1: and races. True, that's true. You can do an English
Speaker 1: accent without being offensive. Okay, before you starting, don't even
Speaker 1: bring up Brexit. Okay, it's gonna offend me and most
Speaker 1: of our British listeners. I mean, we're already off Sweden
Speaker 1: after we did that ikea joke. I am not losing
Speaker 1: another one here. I get what she's trying to do,
Speaker 1: but it's actually backfiring because when you do that, it
Speaker 1: makes the things that are actually offensive, like it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not like cancel culture isn't a bad thing. Cancel
Speaker 1: culture is just saying, hey, don't do that anymore. This
Speaker 1: is my offenion. This is bad. Yeah. So if you
Speaker 1: make fun of everybody, then no one can be offended. No, no, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm still not quite getting but text into seven five
Speaker 1: to explain it to me. Who are we allowed to
Speaker 1: make fun of? Who aren't we? Yourself? Just anything, yourself
Speaker 1: or the big guy. That's all you can make fun.
Speaker 1: Be more conscious of what you're kidding about, and also
Speaker 1: be less sensitive about your own That's good. Yeah, meet
Speaker 1: in the middle somewhere complicated. Remember, if you ever want
Speaker 1: to get a second date, update, email the show. We
Speaker 1: can call the person who's not calling you back Broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Every entertainer, whenever they go
Speaker 1: perform anywhere, has something called a rider. Yeah. It's a
Speaker 1: sheet with a list of things like specific snacks or
Speaker 1: drinks or items that they want ready in the green
Speaker 1: room when they arrive. And unfortunately, because of that, I
Speaker 1: have to announce today that I will not be performing
Speaker 1: live in concert halls across the country ever again, because
Speaker 1: my rider clearly states that I need an a sculpture
Speaker 1: of Ryan Gosling's abs in my dressing room, just the abs.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's pretty straightforward. If you ask me, how
Speaker 1: do you know if it's not Ryan Gosling. I have
Speaker 1: a picture to compare to and all that and a
Speaker 1: little tray of cocktail wieners next to two sausages. I
Speaker 1: want to know, how do you screw that up? Because
Speaker 1: last week I had sausage sausage Wiener, not sausage weener,
Speaker 1: sausage like I like, I don't know the difference between
Speaker 1: a sausage and a weer. So I'm just saying from
Speaker 1: now on, the only place that you can hear me
Speaker 1: sing is right here at Brooke and Jeffrey in the
Speaker 1: morning where they do my sausage right yeah, around them,
Speaker 1: right now, Yes we do. Don't even ask me that.
Speaker 1: Get out of here, but then come back because we
Speaker 1: have to do my brand new song of the week
Speaker 1: coming up at eight ten. Alright, time for my brand
Speaker 1: new song of the week. And if you have to
Speaker 1: do the mount rushmore of breakfast food that water the
Speaker 1: four that would be up eggs, eggs probably automatically make
Speaker 1: it waffles or pancakes. What about French toast. Don't they
Speaker 1: all go together? I mean, I think pancakes definitely has
Speaker 1: to be in there, and then it's kind of a
Speaker 1: free for all between toast, waffles, hash browns, and sauces.
Speaker 1: A good Benny that's kind of all of them combined
Speaker 1: in the with a butter cream sauce, like yeah, I
Speaker 1: think she just puts actual cream. Yeah. But you know,
Speaker 1: if you realize, the ones that at least I brought
Speaker 1: up are all hot breakfast items, Yeah, because hot breakfast
Speaker 1: is the best kind of breakfast, pretty darn goods. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's usually better at like four pm midnight, and
Speaker 1: actually it's proven to be the best way to start
Speaker 1: off your day. Like, who doesn't love breakfast? In here hungry?
Speaker 1: I know, because if you don't, you're a communist And
Speaker 1: Putin's on the other line to you with a couple
Speaker 1: of red smoothies, then suck those down. I can just
Speaker 1: imagine it was like, hello, I suggest this, get breakfast
Speaker 1: the thing. Yeah, So I don't know why am I
Speaker 1: bringing all this up. It's because February is officially National
Speaker 1: Hot Breakfast Month, and now you know, and I wanted
Speaker 1: to sing a song for all my fellow hot breakfast
Speaker 1: lovers out there. Yeah, I can have breakfast literally, and
Speaker 1: so of course I needed to use a song that's
Speaker 1: just as hot as the cakes I shove into my mouth.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, yes, and that's why instead of little nos X,
Speaker 1: call me by your name already, it's young Jeffreys. All
Speaker 1: the Holland days mother in so many people are I'm
Speaker 1: so hungry right now, let's just get through this. I'm
Speaker 1: a point when I'm ready point. I went to a breakfast,
Speaker 1: got fag they said about an hour was the way
Speaker 1: part in my French, I do not give a crape.
Speaker 1: I wake up in the morying and here's what I crave.
Speaker 1: Gigantic patty cakes and bacon pile high stack and taller
Speaker 1: than the buildings in Dubai. If I get a steak,
Speaker 1: you better make a chicken fried by Julian on the
Speaker 1: menu is I really can't aside waffles with huckleberry jam,
Speaker 1: double decker humlets, tiny bits of ham. Waitress, you better
Speaker 1: get a pen because when I ordered breakfast, keep up
Speaker 1: if you can chocolate Craissan Ombluta cheese and a separate
Speaker 1: hold of only Holiday's coffee from a pot waffle tower please,
Speaker 1: and a child's pancake with a slily face like yuh
Speaker 1: yuh wait wait, I see other orders arriving, and I
Speaker 1: get so damn jellous. I'm writing, Oh, that bagel looks shappantizing.
Speaker 1: If I just stole a bite, would you mind it? Oh,
Speaker 1: Denny's Grand Slam crammed in the whole where I speak,
Speaker 1: and in the pan is the spam that I see
Speaker 1: Grand Slam once again. That's my tenth in a week.
Speaker 1: It reminds me that's Hong with Megan and Cardi b
Speaker 1: I crave a whap every morning. That means waffles and
Speaker 1: pancakes to me. Please champagne but mosas never and happy
Speaker 1: getting trashed at barely ten am. Breakfast, spirritos in my hand,
Speaker 1: put away with sausage and it only fans. Breakfast in
Speaker 1: the Lord, Breakfast in the eat, breakfast in the bathroom
Speaker 1: on a dinner tray. Put it in my will when
Speaker 1: I am to see, send an egg spanny down into
Speaker 1: my grave. Day in a house, round the sided syrup
Speaker 1: on my face. If you don't breakfast, you're lying. I
Speaker 1: eat so much egg, an egg the chicken start crying
Speaker 1: and watch your frosted pleas a cereal killers inside me,
Speaker 1: cereal killers. I just want to smell the a little
Speaker 1: sugar until squeeze. Missus butters, what's up until her syrup
Speaker 1: come up? I gotta say, though, you didn't cover a
Speaker 1: couple of things. I know I miss something. Complain avocado toast. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's coolish a little bit. It's more biscuits and gravy.
Speaker 1: Biscuits and gravy, A class and steaking eggs, bro chicken
Speaker 1: fried chicken pancake shout. Please please get sponsored by like
Speaker 1: a waffle house or something. You know, anybody listening, if
Speaker 1: there's a breakfast cafe that wants to sponsor this show,
Speaker 1: we will sell out for you. Honestly, this could be
Speaker 1: your theme song. You just play it for all your commercials.
Speaker 1: Brooken waffle in the morning. Text in to seven eighty
Speaker 1: five nine two and tell us what you thought about
Speaker 1: the song of the week. Oh my god, and tell
Speaker 1: us where your favorite breakfast side a movie breakfast sausages
Speaker 1: I think I mentioned, oh oh, the ones that are
Speaker 1: shaped like discs. Oh my god. Give us your top
Speaker 1: four that go on the mount rushmore breakfast foods. We
Speaker 1: can do this all time cancel the rest of the
Speaker 1: show and just talk about breakfast foods. But no, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have the videos up a little bit later on
Speaker 1: the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok YouTube with all the lyrics there,
Speaker 1: Instagram at Brooke and Jeffrey, all the places on our
Speaker 1: socials Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, we got a
Speaker 1: text into seven eight five nine two that says, I
Speaker 1: hate you guys. I just pulled off the freeway and
Speaker 1: ordered twenty three things from the McDonald's. Mom, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: It is so good bringing some of those items over here. Really,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just traditional. Well, if you don't know
Speaker 1: what we're talking about. Instead of singing little nos Sex
Speaker 1: song call Me by Your Name for my song of
Speaker 1: the week, I did my own version called all the
Speaker 1: Hollandays in honor of the greatest meal ever, first one
Speaker 1: of the day, and it's first in my heart. You're
Speaker 1: not alone. We got another text in that says I'm
Speaker 1: a big believer in breakfast. In fact, just recently I
Speaker 1: sat down for a brunch with the Hulk. He showed
Speaker 1: me all superheroes don't wear a crape. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know who texted that, but they're probably gonna take my job. Wow.
Speaker 1: If you like the song, if you missed it, or
Speaker 1: if you want to share it with a fellow breakfast
Speaker 1: beast to join the Breakfast Boys Club, hit up our
Speaker 1: socials Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube, Facebook, TikTok, or insects
Speaker 1: all at Brooke and Jeffrey. I'm definitely the Breakfast Boys Club.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We've been
Speaker 1: waiting for it and it's finally here. But legally, can
Speaker 1: I say the name on the radio? I don't know
Speaker 1: what the greatest game of world sports of game competition. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're talking about football, right, it's it's the Olympics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the Olympics. I don't know. Because of that,
Speaker 1: all today's questions are Olympics. You're gonna be taken on
Speaker 1: a repeat competitor. Adam from Bonnie Lake. Adam, welcome back
Speaker 1: to Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Thank you very
Speaker 1: much for having me. Do you watch the Olympics every year, Adam?
Speaker 1: Or not every year? Every two? I know so much
Speaker 1: about the Olympics. There's no chance for you here. Oh wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: An Olympic athlete. He's competing in see to Catalon. That's
Speaker 1: not in the Winter Olympics. Oh shoot, oh wow, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're in trouble today. Brook. We're gonna send you out
Speaker 1: of the studio while that happens. Adam. You know how
Speaker 1: the game's played. You have thirty seconds to answer as
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 1: can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke outright
Speaker 1: to win. Are you ready? Hold on? I think there's
Speaker 1: a cop just pull up behind. Okay, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Album's on the font? I wanted
Speaker 1: to fall. No problem, you guys are fast luck Oh man,
Speaker 1: well done, Adam got out of that ticket. Are you good?
Speaker 1: I'm good? Okay, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: The Winter Olympics begin today in what city? Um? Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, sayinghai. In nineteen eighty four, what Olympic athlete
Speaker 1: was the first female ever to be on the cover
Speaker 1: of a Wheaty's box, Oh, Mary Lorett. The five colors
Speaker 1: of the Olympic rings are blue, red, green, black, and
Speaker 1: what other color? Yellow. In nineteen twelve, the Olympic gold
Speaker 1: medals were made entirely of what substance ron? What year
Speaker 1: did the NBA Dream Team participate in the Olympics? Yo,
Speaker 1: shout out nice, I was part of the Dream Team
Speaker 1: because I was literally sleeping. Yeah, it was dream I
Speaker 1: was lying about the whole knowledge on the Olympics, saying,
Speaker 1: if you guys didn't pick that up, it seems pretty
Speaker 1: knowledgeable to me. But anyway, Brooke is back in studio
Speaker 1: pulled them over while we were on the phone. What yeah,
Speaker 1: are you joking? Brook Kit a minute? You got out
Speaker 1: of a ticket because I was already pulled over. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never gotten out of a ticket in my whole life.
Speaker 1: Have you tried flirting? I've tried everything. Oh no, you've
Speaker 1: heard Brooke try to flirt before They're like, okay, turn,
Speaker 1: you're ready, Yes, your time starts now. The Winter Olympics
Speaker 1: begin today in what Cityijing? In nineteen eighty four, what
Speaker 1: Olympic athlete was the first female ever to be on
Speaker 1: the cover of a Wheaty's box eighty four? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: The tennis player what's your name? Pass? Shoot? The five
Speaker 1: colors of the Olympic rings are blue, red, green, black,
Speaker 1: and what other color? Gold. In nineteen twelve, the Olympic
Speaker 1: gold medals were made entirely of what substance bronze? What
Speaker 1: year did the NBA Dream Team participate in the Olympics?
Speaker 1: All right, got the answers in. Let's go to the
Speaker 1: scoreboard and see who's taken home the gold with Jose.
Speaker 1: I notice you have very large frontals. Okay, I know, Adam,
Speaker 1: you got three correct to the strong start at that
Speaker 1: puts you on the stand on the podium. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: did get the same amount of question. No, I know,
Speaker 1: my husband's gonna hate me for that dream team answer,
Speaker 1: and you only got God, I feel like Sean White
Speaker 1: right now. So all the tired not being able to
Speaker 1: put it together wins medals. He's not looking good going
Speaker 1: into this game. Brook, You're giving up one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: to Adam today. Let's go over the answers. The Winter
Speaker 1: Olympics begin today in Beijing. All right, there's one. In
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty four, Mary lou Red became the first female
Speaker 1: ever to be on the cover of Whey's Box. She's
Speaker 1: the gymnast. Yeah she won, unlike the broken foot or whatever. Yea.
Speaker 1: The five colors of the Olympic rings are blue, red, green, black,
Speaker 1: and yellow. You didn't give me gold. That's not the color.
Speaker 1: In nineteen twelve, the Olympic gold medals were made entirely
Speaker 1: of gold. Oh it felt like a trick. Question like
Speaker 1: that anymore? And the NBA Dream Team participated in the
Speaker 1: Olympics in nineteen ninety two, so over dagg it, I
Speaker 1: could have gotten it, Adam, you were close with your
Speaker 1: Jose Bolano's guests. Anyway, Not only do you get one
Speaker 1: hundred bucks just for playing, you also win a twenty
Speaker 1: five dollars Starbucks gift card. Adam. I don't know what
Speaker 1: your preferred drink is, but I know they must have
Speaker 1: a lot of extra pumpkin spice left over from the holidays.
Speaker 1: So if you get as much of that product as
Speaker 1: you can, I know a guy who can flip it
Speaker 1: for twice what you can. You're talking about, Brad, I
Speaker 1: thought I had to hook up with Brad. Never mind,
Speaker 1: you just enjoy a normal coffee at him. But thank
Speaker 1: you so much for playing. Enjoy the Olympics, and we'll
Speaker 1: be back to play win Brooks Box same time on Monday.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning