Speaker 1: Is this the right number. It's the loser line. Just
Speaker 1: call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 1: It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you
Speaker 1: while you're out at the club and he uses this
Speaker 1: charming pickup line on you. M excuse me, man, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna need your name number and insurance information. I just
Speaker 1: got blindsided by your beauty. No no, After he says that,
Speaker 1: whatever you do, don't step on the back of his
Speaker 1: Dino sneakers and give him a flat tire instead, tell
Speaker 1: him you love a man who isn't afraid to touch bumpers,
Speaker 1: so take from State Farm. Would that do it for you? Then?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail
Speaker 1: that we can play over the year. Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 1: Next message, Hey, Kim up the dishwasher. Kim, Hey, it's Tom. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's write I'm a man who does the dishes. Um,
Speaker 1: so I'm pretty sure this is Kim. I hope, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I have to admit I was a little drunk,
Speaker 1: but I just remember you were really pretty and you
Speaker 1: tasted like vodka and cotton candy chapstick. I'm really hoping
Speaker 1: this is the right number even honestly, but if this
Speaker 1: is Kim, you should totally call me back. Unless well,
Speaker 1: now you should just call me back. Just call me back.
Speaker 1: I'd love to talk to you, Okay. Um, unless this
Speaker 1: is that girl I was talking to at the end
Speaker 1: of the night, then then don't. But if this isn't
Speaker 1: hurt and if this is the Kim I'm thinking of,
Speaker 1: then call me back. Yeah. I know, at the start
Speaker 1: of this, I really thought he was a keeper, a
Speaker 1: guy that does going to find that you find it.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, is it that hard? Like you're really
Speaker 1: patting yourself on the back because you did some dishes? Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Hey Allison, it's me. Um. I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: been getting my text messages, but I told you that
Speaker 1: I have a surprise for you. Um. But I mean
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't keep it as surprise forever. Um. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: look I'll tell you I made a face out of
Speaker 1: your puzzle. Um. Wait, no, I said the wrong. I
Speaker 1: made a puzzle out of your face. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I got to say something puzzle, but but I
Speaker 1: took your photo from Tinder and I sent it to
Speaker 1: a company that does puzzles, and um, you have to
Speaker 1: come over and help me put it together because I'm
Speaker 1: stuck right now. I have four pieces left and I
Speaker 1: can't which I don't know which one to pick for
Speaker 1: your nose. Maybe you know, get it like you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like most picks. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe laughs. Oh no, I think this would all of
Speaker 1: your property even been married for ten years? Yeah, then
Speaker 1: be other than that. Still healing has four pieces and
Speaker 1: he can't figure. It's hard to decide what's the biggest
Speaker 1: red floor creating the puzzle. Doesn't know which one is
Speaker 1: the nose I mean? Or is it the horrible nose
Speaker 1: picking joke? At the very end, you gotta one and
Speaker 1: four chance to getting the puzzle in the right place.
Speaker 1: Too hard. Remember if you can get the special loser
Speaker 1: line number if you text the word loser l OSR
Speaker 1: to seven eight, five to nine two handed out to
Speaker 1: somebody who's struggling with a puzzle, so hopefully he can
Speaker 1: call it and leave an awkward voicemail that we can
Speaker 1: play kind of like this one. Next method, Caitlin, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Marque. Picture this you and I on unicycles staring
Speaker 1: down a mountain that we are about to go cleaning
Speaker 1: down at top unicycle speed. It's going to be epic.
Speaker 1: And now I know what I just suscribe does not
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Speaker 1: got a pad up, you know, you got your get
Speaker 1: some elbow pads, some leapads. Honestly, you can wear a helmet.
Speaker 1: I usually wear two helmets. But you know that's how
Speaker 1: you stay safe, and that's how you're gonna have the
Speaker 1: time of your life if we survive. Me sweet, this
Speaker 1: guy wants to be Stevo from Jackass. What he wants bicycles,
Speaker 1: but a tandem unicycle. I couldn't even ride one of
Speaker 1: those on a on a sidewalk by yourself. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: subscribing to his TikTok me. Hey, Steph, it's it's um.
Speaker 1: We met the other day and I'm sure you're not
Speaker 1: giving your number out to a lot of people. So
Speaker 1: you know, even though you're a goddess, that's that's uh,
Speaker 1: it's something I think I told you because you were
Speaker 1: I mean, gosh, you're just your per Okay, Um, you
Speaker 1: really are, and uh, you know, maybe this sounds weird,
Speaker 1: but I just like once, you know, like I am
Speaker 1: here to worship you, like I will do I mean
Speaker 1: like anything like I would. I would, I would gladly,
Speaker 1: Like I drink your bathwater. I was a big old straw,
Speaker 1: just as I massage your feet, I'll just slurping massaging
Speaker 1: your feet. I mean, like whatever you need for me,
Speaker 1: because you're my Godness and you know, just give me
Speaker 1: a chance to worship you, and um, just tell me
Speaker 1: what to do. Man Like I've heard of the guys
Speaker 1: like being thirsty. This guy's literally gross. What goddess is
Speaker 1: he talking about? Aphrodite was never like sitting in a
Speaker 1: tough drink my dirty bathwater. I'm just picturing him at
Speaker 1: his office like with a giant Nalgene and he's just
Speaker 1: sipping out of it. In a whole new life. Who
Speaker 1: are really misunderstanding what women want? But wherever you can
Speaker 1: listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week,
Speaker 1: phone tap is coming out of here Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning,