Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and many conspiracy
Speaker 1: theorists have come forward and accused this segment of being
Speaker 1: a ploy to take down the government. True, you guys,
Speaker 1: when you rearrange the letters in care it don't care,
Speaker 1: it spells non democratic. Let everybody know we're in charge
Speaker 1: of that. It's not gonna happen. It also spells raccoon
Speaker 1: dear rat's lunchtime focus. That one felt more likely to me.
Speaker 1: If you can see the subliminal messaging when I read
Speaker 1: a sticky headline to my co host and ask them
Speaker 1: if they care or don't care. Let's get to your
Speaker 1: first one, waiter, there's a hair in my salad. Wait,
Speaker 1: that's a full sized rabbit. Care it don't care? I
Speaker 1: kind of care. How are you getting that? Yeah, no
Speaker 1: one notice until the There's a restaurant in Glendale, California
Speaker 1: called The Chops Stop and they're all about salads. So
Speaker 1: in order to promote the restaurant, they decided to stage
Speaker 1: a contest where they hired a competitive eater named Raina
Speaker 1: Huang versus a giant lettuce loving rabbit, Honey the Mega Bunny.
Speaker 1: If you picture it like you need to imagine they
Speaker 1: were both at this table with cameras all around them.
Speaker 1: The bunny was actually on the table almost in the salad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so when it started, who do you guys think one, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm going I eat a lot of salad. There's so
Speaker 1: much chewing involved. I know rabbits are like slow and steady. Well,
Speaker 1: so Raina, who's been eating competitively for four years, managed
Speaker 1: to put away three and a half pounds of chop
Speaker 1: salad in ten minutes. She's got her fiber taken care of.
Speaker 1: You have to eat for lunch to feel full. Ask
Speaker 1: for honey the mega bunny. Yeah, she froze in the
Speaker 1: giant plate of lettuce and didn't eat a single leaf.
Speaker 1: All the cameras faced with a humiliating loss. Wow, bunny
Speaker 1: was permitted to bring in a second rabbit, Precious, the
Speaker 1: Peace snap pulverizer. Oh and I imagine she's in the back,
Speaker 1: like put me in. Yeah, so they taped Precious in
Speaker 1: and she also failed to eat one piece of lettuce.
Speaker 1: But the owner, why did the competitive eater or eat
Speaker 1: three and a half pound? Okay, I could have won that.
Speaker 1: The owner of the rabbits was not surprised, saying rabbits
Speaker 1: are more nibblers than scarfers, and they could have just
Speaker 1: been freaked out by all the attention. Still didn't stop Rainer, though,
Speaker 1: from declaring herself the champion and doing a victory dance
Speaker 1: around the table. String suck it to the rabbit in
Speaker 1: the rabbit's face. Let's see. Do you guys care about this?
Speaker 1: I had faith in the younger generations until this tweet
Speaker 1: went viral. Chair I don't care, I care, I loveget,
Speaker 1: I think they're great. I care. A woman named Lena
Speaker 1: Strongmeyers a professor of legal studies in business ethics at
Speaker 1: the highly regarded University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School of Business.
Speaker 1: That's fancy, that's fancy pants. And so the other day
Speaker 1: she tweeted out something pretty interesting. She asked her students
Speaker 1: what they thought the average American worker makes per year. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you're asking students at a like high level IVY league,
Speaker 1: So I'm guessing like these students didn't come from my hometown.
Speaker 1: Probably if they would have asked the community college, the
Speaker 1: real number is forty five thousand dollars a year. Okay,
Speaker 1: But Nina was surprised that her college age students thought
Speaker 1: the average income was in the eight hundred thousand, three
Speaker 1: hundred thousand grand is what they thought the average person.
Speaker 1: You roll up to a fast food joint, the manager
Speaker 1: must be making Do you mean, why can't you afford that? So,
Speaker 1: she said. When she told the students the real number,
Speaker 1: almost all of them were blown away. They couldn't believe that.
Speaker 1: I am really glad that Barton School of Business has
Speaker 1: a lot of socio economic diversity. Yeah, she said. Quote.
Speaker 1: Young people are notoriously bad at making this kind of estimate,
Speaker 1: thinking the gap between the rich and the poorest smaller
Speaker 1: than it actually is. Yeah. Another person responded to that tweet, saying,
Speaker 1: I teach community college students in a very rural area
Speaker 1: and their average answer was fifteen thousand dollars different worlds, hometown. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's go to your next headline. What what's that smell? No? Oh,
Speaker 1: it's one of my co hosts, and I'll tell you
Speaker 1: who and what body parts? Don't care. I don't care. Probably, So,
Speaker 1: you know, two thirds of people in our country now
Speaker 1: claim the pandemic has turned them into complete germopholks. But
Speaker 1: if that's truly, we're not quite being ocd about it.
Speaker 1: Because in a brand new study, people admit they don't
Speaker 1: always pay close enough attention to their own hygiene. I
Speaker 1: walked into the bathroom the other day, you guys, and
Speaker 1: we get like shared with some other offices. This woman
Speaker 1: was like scrubbing for surgery. She was getting under her nail.
Speaker 1: She was in there, and I'm like, I just kept
Speaker 1: washing my hands because I'm like, I don't feel like
Speaker 1: I'm doing a good job. Pressure. Well, here's the top
Speaker 1: body parts that we either ignore or don't clean enough. Okay.
Speaker 1: Number four is your nose. People say they don't flush
Speaker 1: it out enough. That's where I see alex Is cleaning
Speaker 1: hers multiple times. You're lying with her fingers. Number three
Speaker 1: is your back, which makes sense because it's it's hard
Speaker 1: to reach, so make sure you ask a buddy for
Speaker 1: help when I Number two is your ears. You're supposed
Speaker 1: to know you're not sup. I think they just mean
Speaker 1: actually that you're low partners, not you're not supposed to
Speaker 1: get in there. Yeah yeah, and like behind it, I
Speaker 1: don't wash that another and the number one body part
Speaker 1: that the public admits they ignore and don't clean enough,
Speaker 1: it's actually armpits. Number one. The number one thing people
Speaker 1: say they don't clean enough. That's a lot of people
Speaker 1: say that you just forget about it, and they let
Speaker 1: them get I don't get it. You have to like
Speaker 1: shave them, so you do it like a lot. Don't
Speaker 1: have to shave them. Okay, well I clean now I
Speaker 1: know who the story is about. Proved Wow about the
Speaker 1: arm pits. So that explains all the smells happening in
Speaker 1: this room, right, we know it. That's just my natural
Speaker 1: deodorant that I've supposed to Finally, Jeff's joke of the
Speaker 1: day care don't care, care care what sound does a
Speaker 1: nut make when they sneeze? But on my kids are
Speaker 1: gonna love that one. That's care or don't care. Bone
Speaker 1: tap is coming up. No,