Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's gotten into woodworking lately. He's
Speaker 1: making love sheds for raccoons like hotcakes in France right now,
Speaker 1: probably because the name translates to rodent romphouse. Good work.
Speaker 1: La Stories. It's a segment where we read weird news
Speaker 1: stories around the glove, just like everyone else does. Accept
Speaker 1: we have a laser and those other critter shamers just
Speaker 1: dealt The first laser stories out of Port Saint Lucy, Florida,
Speaker 1: thirty eight year old Bradford Whitzel was at a bar
Speaker 1: and left after midnight, but couldn't find his car, so
Speaker 1: he did the only logical thing he could think of
Speaker 1: and stole someone else's to look for hishare ye. The
Speaker 1: night was really just getting started, though, because Bradford ended
Speaker 1: up stopping the stolen car on a set of train
Speaker 1: tracks to get Yeah, okay, he claims that it died
Speaker 1: on him. Seems a little unlikely, but he did get
Speaker 1: out of the car just in time before it got
Speaker 1: hit by a train. Wow, And if you can believe it,
Speaker 1: the train flung the car into the side of a
Speaker 1: nearby house. Oh my god, dude, this is getting worse. Luckily,
Speaker 1: the people inside the house were not injured, but Bradford
Speaker 1: didn't seem to care about that because he was often
Speaker 1: running to a nearby fruit stand. I know that this
Speaker 1: sounds completely made up, but it Isn't this all really happened.
Speaker 1: He vandalized the fruit stand for some reason and then
Speaker 1: tried to steal a forklift or at that point somebody
Speaker 1: called the cops this life or is his grand theft auto?
Speaker 1: Because this is so random everything. When the cops showed up,
Speaker 1: Bradford tried to flag him down like he was in trouble.
Speaker 1: He told him he needed help finding his car back
Speaker 1: to that but then he explained, he explained everything else
Speaker 1: that he'd up to that night, so they arrested him instead.
Speaker 1: So he's facing a bunch of charges now, including accounts
Speaker 1: for grand theft auto and criminal mischief. But did he
Speaker 1: ever find his car question? Apparently he parked it across
Speaker 1: the street at a different I was right there next.
Speaker 1: Laser stories out of Tennessee. When owners of a business
Speaker 1: called Pro Systems arrived to open their business the other day,
Speaker 1: they found their fence cut and the store ransacked. It
Speaker 1: turns out a thief had made off with twenty thousand
Speaker 1: dollars worth of goods. Oh my god. And well, you
Speaker 1: might think the business owners would be pretty angry, sad,
Speaker 1: and even frustrated about the situation. These guys saw it
Speaker 1: as a golden opportunity. You see, Pro Systems isn't just
Speaker 1: any old computer business. They specialize in high end security
Speaker 1: cameras way, and because of that, they were easily able
Speaker 1: to give police high definition footage from fifteen different angles,
Speaker 1: and they ended up capturing the criminal. They're like, here's
Speaker 1: this fingerprints inside of it. Oh. After that, they turned
Speaker 1: over all the footage to the local news crews and
Speaker 1: ever since then they've seen a huge booming sales after
Speaker 1: their story. Air that's actually advertising. Plus Pro Systems was
Speaker 1: able to recover most of the materials that got stolen
Speaker 1: and are now saying getting robbed and might have been
Speaker 1: the best thing that's ever happened to this. And we're
Speaker 1: talking about them systems. Maybe something good would happen if
Speaker 1: someone robbed the station. Yeah, this next laser story is
Speaker 1: out of the not so friendly skies. We've heard how
Speaker 1: airlines have had to deal with an increase in people
Speaker 1: throwing tantrums on airplanes. Guys, it's embarrassing to you going
Speaker 1: through it. Just chill. These aren't kids. These are actual
Speaker 1: adults who refuse to obey crew member instructions. I'm exempt
Speaker 1: to the rules. The FAA can find unruly passengers up
Speaker 1: to thirty seven grand and individual airlines can ban them.
Speaker 1: But this might be a game changer because Delta is
Speaker 1: asking the federal government to institute a national no fly
Speaker 1: list for bad behavior. Oh my god, that is Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's less than time out right, So if someone gets
Speaker 1: booted from one airline, they'll lose their flight privileges across
Speaker 1: the board. I won't be allowed on any plane for
Speaker 1: years if ever. Again, that's pretty extreme. Did I like it?
Speaker 1: But also I see some power hungry flight attendants about
Speaker 1: ready to off like an extra snack. They're trying to
Speaker 1: pick a fight. Now, Do I see that mask because
Speaker 1: a little no no. I put seven masks on because
Speaker 1: a CEO said that there should be zero tolerance for
Speaker 1: any behavior that affects flight safety, which is true, yea.
Speaker 1: And they think it'd be a harsh enough penalty to
Speaker 1: make people think twice about putting others in danger. I
Speaker 1: love how the thirty seven thousand dollars isn't harsh enough.
Speaker 1: I know nothing's imminent, though it's unclear how likely this
Speaker 1: might be. Oh wow, soon the buses and trains are
Speaker 1: filled up with just jerks. This next laser stories out
Speaker 1: of romance of roast beef. Yeah, baby, the whole hide
Speaker 1: your engagement ring in your food thing. Oh it's always
Speaker 1: seemed like a great way to chip a tooth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta make it obvious. But if you're planning something
Speaker 1: like that for Valentine's Day, then this list is for you.
Speaker 1: Because a recent publication has two thousand adults to name
Speaker 1: the best foods to hide a ringing, and I have
Speaker 1: the top five. Did they ask women because women would
Speaker 1: have said none at all? Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: they did both men and women adults here. The number
Speaker 1: five is seafood, okay, because a ring that smells like
Speaker 1: fish is so roman, a little like crab claw on
Speaker 1: the salmon like it slides on easy because of all
Speaker 1: the oil. Number four is soup. That's we're gonna like
Speaker 1: float it on a little crouton boat on the top
Speaker 1: of the suitor and stop crapping on people's romance. This
Speaker 1: is love, okay. Number three is people think that it's
Speaker 1: okay to have to ring in a burger or a
Speaker 1: sandwich tasty, and you were in a burger shop proposing,
Speaker 1: let's reevaluate everything seems a little bit risky to me.
Speaker 1: I will admit. Number two is inside of a big
Speaker 1: chef salad. Okay, that is so specific, not just salad
Speaker 1: though you won't actually eat. Yeah, yeah, you get a
Speaker 1: little ranch on your ring. That's good thing. And finally,
Speaker 1: the number one best food to hide an engagement ring in,
Speaker 1: according to two thousand adults who were pulled for this
Speaker 1: yet pizza, Oh my goodness who. The rest of the
Speaker 1: top ten are pasta, sushi, pork, lamb, chops, and mac
Speaker 1: and cheese exactly. The pole also found the best places
Speaker 1: to propose are during a romantic dinner with pizza or
Speaker 1: on a trip, and fifty eight percent of people who've
Speaker 1: been engaged admit that they regret how their proposal went down.
Speaker 1: Forty five percent wish they had to do over at
Speaker 1: their proposal. That's what they followed this food list. They
Speaker 1: were doing it like I did it with seafood on
Speaker 1: an airplane and got kicked out. My advice is to
Speaker 1: just stay single pressure, no expectations, love it and in
Speaker 1: some cases no lasers, and that sounds means the Laser
Speaker 1: stories has come to an end for the day. We'll
Speaker 1: do it again, same time on Friday.