Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And this is
Speaker 1: like the one night stand of Radio oh D, where
Speaker 1: you care for just a few glorious minutes and then
Speaker 1: after that you never want to see or hear from
Speaker 1: the show ever again. Why did I even care? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's care where I read a headline to my co
Speaker 1: host and see if they want to hear it or not.
Speaker 1: Let's get right into it. Your first headline is what's
Speaker 1: been hiding in one man's basement? He went down to look,
Speaker 1: and his life was changed forever. I care. A few
Speaker 1: months ago, forty eight year old man named Mike Cole
Speaker 1: woke up on his living room sofa with the TV
Speaker 1: blaring in the background. Okay, he realized he'd missed the
Speaker 1: end of a playoff football game, so he jumped online
Speaker 1: to figure out the final score. But when he logged on,
Speaker 1: another headline grabbed his attention. A ticket stub from Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan's nineteen eighty four NBA debut had sold for two
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty four thousand dollars, which was a record
Speaker 1: for any vintage sports ticket it Ever, Yeah, Well, the
Speaker 1: deeper he read the story, his hand began to shake
Speaker 1: because Michael knew somewhere in his basement he had an
Speaker 1: unused ticket to that very same game. Used unused because
Speaker 1: any previous Michael Jordan first game stubs that were sold
Speaker 1: online had all been used, right, and they ripped and damaged.
Speaker 1: But makes it different. When Mike pulled out his Manila
Speaker 1: folder labeled Mike's Memories, inside was an untouched ticket. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just got I Apparently back in nineteen eighty four,
Speaker 1: he had two tickets to the game, and he offered
Speaker 1: the other to a few of his friends in college,
Speaker 1: but nobody else wanted to go. Sucks that none of
Speaker 1: his friends wanted to go, but he just put it
Speaker 1: in a shirt pocket and it ended up in that
Speaker 1: Manila folder for the last thirty five years. My god,
Speaker 1: don't evail house. Now. My husband has three Michael Jordan
Speaker 1: rookie cards. Your he put his initials on You can't
Speaker 1: do that. He crossed out his neighbor James or whoever's
Speaker 1: Jay and put his m on them when he was
Speaker 1: like eight years old, and three of them. You guys,
Speaker 1: you have hundred thousand dollars. Oh easily. The Michael from
Speaker 1: this story emailed a photo of his ticket along with
Speaker 1: the backstory to it to all the auction houses, and
Speaker 1: his phone wouldn't stop ringing for days. My god. He
Speaker 1: ended up going with Heritage Actions. They haven't sold it yet,
Speaker 1: but some people think the final sales price could reach
Speaker 1: one million dollars. Oh god, So he says he plans
Speaker 1: to use the windfall to pay off his mortgage and
Speaker 1: college tuition for both of his kids. Yeah, that's amazing,
Speaker 1: What a cool story. Now he's so thankful he had
Speaker 1: flakey friends. Yeah, let's go to your next headline, Brooke,
Speaker 1: have you ever wanted to actually step up for your community? Then?
Speaker 1: Why haven't you care? Don't care? Charitable person? I cares?
Speaker 1: It's probably won't. You may have heard that Brooke once
Speaker 1: gave to a charity years ago and still brags about
Speaker 1: it to this day. Back in two thousand and seven,
Speaker 1: I gave over twenty dollars to the March of Dying.
Speaker 1: We get it, Brooke, You're generous. Well, other more notable
Speaker 1: charitable celebrities are actually making a difference in their communities.
Speaker 1: I've got a couple events coming up that I better
Speaker 1: see your face out. I'm just letting you know I'm
Speaker 1: talking about don't try to distract because I'm talking about
Speaker 1: Rapper Drake. This guy. Recently word spread that a popular
Speaker 1: Toronto restaurant named Randy's Patties was being forced to close
Speaker 1: after more than forty years. Wow. Supposedly it had to
Speaker 1: do with COVID related supply chain issues, and so when
Speaker 1: word got out to Toronto native Drake, he tweeted, quote,
Speaker 1: all by Randy's right now and give it back to them. What, Jude,
Speaker 1: this is why I want to be rich, except for
Speaker 1: the family who owns it. It's like we're just trying
Speaker 1: to get out of the soul sucking, trying to retire.
Speaker 1: So of course people freaked out. They loved his post,
Speaker 1: the thousands of other diehard Randy's Patties fans that were
Speaker 1: jumping on board with this. And the owners say, because
Speaker 1: of that tweet, they're going to reevaluate their next steps
Speaker 1: going forward, so hopefully crisis averted. Yeah, that's awesome. Meanwhile, Brook,
Speaker 1: how many local restaurants going out of business have you
Speaker 1: attempted to save? Yeah? I have not saved any restaurants.
Speaker 1: You're just waiting for your neighbor to die so that
Speaker 1: you can buy his house when they foreclose. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: You bring it up every day. That guy is still Okay,
Speaker 1: get sick. Whatever it is you disgust me, Let's go
Speaker 1: to the next I want to earn almost seven grand
Speaker 1: in two months. You could do it, but there's a
Speaker 1: massive catch. Care, don't care. That's a lot of money. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: a dog food company's running a very unique promotion where
Speaker 1: they'll pay you more than sixty five hundred dollars to
Speaker 1: switch your dog's food to theirs. Okay, wow, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: So the experiment would last for two months, but like
Speaker 1: I said before, there's a huge catch. Why is it experiment?
Speaker 1: It's just dog food? Okay, yeah. During those sixty days,
Speaker 1: you'll also need to collect your dog's poo, then analyze
Speaker 1: it and smell it while keeping a diary of how
Speaker 1: it may change day by day. Oh no, no, you
Speaker 1: have to do that when you first have a baby,
Speaker 1: for real. I didn't want to do it for my kids,
Speaker 1: so I'm not going to do it for my dog.
Speaker 1: They say they especially want you to get in depth
Speaker 1: with the smell because this is a plant based company
Speaker 1: called Omni, and they're trying to prove that their food
Speaker 1: has a positive effect on your dog's stool odor get better,
Speaker 1: so by the end of two months, you're not going
Speaker 1: to hate the smell. Is that what they're saying. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I need it. You imagine in your
Speaker 1: backyard just taking big whips, oh flowers. I don't know,
Speaker 1: is really into this? Maybe you should apply those you
Speaker 1: don't even know what a dog? Yeah? Yeah, well you
Speaker 1: can fill out an application right now on their website
Speaker 1: if you're interested. Let's just move on. Finally, time for
Speaker 1: Jeff's joke of the day. Carrot don't care. What do
Speaker 1: you call a one legged hippo? What? Hoppo? All right,
Speaker 1: that's carrot don't care. Phone taps coming up.