Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and it's the
Speaker 1: segment that's almost as useless as when people tell you, hey,
Speaker 1: just be yourself myself, wowstion, waste of words that you
Speaker 1: just say. Let's waste some more with What's on your Mind,
Speaker 1: where we go around the room to find out what
Speaker 1: each remember the Morning Show has been thinking about lately,
Speaker 1: starting with Brooke, Brooke, what's on your mind? Oh man,
Speaker 1: we're entering a new era in my house because my daughter,
Speaker 1: she just turned eight. For her birthday, she got an
Speaker 1: Alexa not you Alexis, and she started listening to the
Speaker 1: show every morning. Oh I feel about that. It's interesting
Speaker 1: because you know, I did have to have a talk
Speaker 1: with her to make sure she understands. You know, we're
Speaker 1: always joking, nothing serious. This is all a joke. But
Speaker 1: I'm a little concerned because she's really into the phone
Speaker 1: taps that she hasn't told me that mine are the
Speaker 1: best yet. Oh. I don't know. That's going to be
Speaker 1: the second conversation that I have with her that mommy
Speaker 1: is funniest. What's the first conversation? I just that it's
Speaker 1: all a joke. O. Hear us joking about you and
Speaker 1: your husband. It's just the phone task. She lives it, okay,
Speaker 1: she sees the truth. Everything are all the things that
Speaker 1: I'm dealing with right now. Hi, Nora, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Jose your mind. Well, if you didn't already know, I
Speaker 1: have had a plant in my living room for about Consuela. Yes, Consuela, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you for remembering her name. She's still alive. Well,
Speaker 1: I want to give a health update. Please bow your
Speaker 1: heads with Consuela has officially crossed the rainbow bridge into planet.
Speaker 1: She's dead and she's brown, and there's mold everywhere. Sure
Speaker 1: she went to heaven, going to plant help of the stuff.
Speaker 1: She's seen him there. Well, I can tell she was
Speaker 1: on her last breath. So I called him the Big Guns.
Speaker 1: And I found this really hot girl on Instagram and
Speaker 1: I told her hot girl, buttanists, yeah, thank you. So
Speaker 1: I show her my plant and she's like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I think I'm just gonna buy a fake one, and
Speaker 1: she's like, no, girls do not like fake plant. Apparently
Speaker 1: they're shiny and they can tell their face go. Hot
Speaker 1: guys have live plants, like a hot guy that can
Speaker 1: actually take care of a plant, which obviously isn't me.
Speaker 1: So I went online a new plant, and I paid
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars. I have a brand new Consuela too,
Speaker 1: I know, being shipped out this week like a new
Speaker 1: type of plant. Maybe depot it picked up a twenty
Speaker 1: dollars because then you gotta pot it like a succulent
Speaker 1: that doesn't require because the succulent in my room died.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you feel like the new plant
Speaker 1: coming in feels like the tension in the air, like
Speaker 1: senses plants come here to die. Well, No, because I've
Speaker 1: made mistakes. I know I overwatered it. That's what gave
Speaker 1: her mold in the first place. Jeff, Okay, are too much?
Speaker 1: Just like in my real relationship. You care too much
Speaker 1: because you spent so much. Well, anyway, problem solved. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're here if you need help, Alexis, tell us what's
Speaker 1: been on your mind. So I had the funniest and
Speaker 1: strangest experience with one of our co workers the other day.
Speaker 1: You say who, No, I'm not gonna say who because
Speaker 1: you don't know their name. No, no, no, I do
Speaker 1: know the first name. That's one I actually do. It
Speaker 1: started a few weeks ago when I was sitting at
Speaker 1: my desk, and they came up and said they were
Speaker 1: at home when something reminded them of me. Okay, and
Speaker 1: they mentioned it was when they had gotten an online
Speaker 1: package delivered that was full of Lacey thongs. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they got them delivered and they did not fit
Speaker 1: the person, so they thought that I would be the
Speaker 1: next best person for them to have to have handy down. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I thought this was a joke. Yeah, until gosh,
Speaker 1: a package of multiple lazy thoughts. You're all pass them around, right,
Speaker 1: there's about fifteen here. Maybe I've never seen No, this
Speaker 1: definitely looks like it came from trying to get I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say it looks cheap, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: is it wrong? Do I wear these? Do I not know?
Speaker 1: Can I have something? Okay? I already thought it was strange,
Speaker 1: and now brook once so it just got weird. I mean,
Speaker 1: they're not my eye. I could fit into medium. You're
Speaker 1: definitely a smaller, an extra small. Hey, Nora, you hear
Speaker 1: that mommy fits into media thoughts. You're just sorry she's listening.
Speaker 1: I like the fluorescent one. God, now that Jeff tell
Speaker 1: your mind? Will you guys know that work is tough,
Speaker 1: and then once it's done, I don't like to do
Speaker 1: much else. Yeah, I just I want to go home
Speaker 1: and unwind, and I really don't have the motivation to
Speaker 1: do a whole lot after that. Like I even used
Speaker 1: to feed my birds around my house every week. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing that anymore. There's a there's a load of
Speaker 1: laundry that's been sitting in my dryer in the basement
Speaker 1: for the last four weeks. Oh, I haven't brought it
Speaker 1: upstairs and folded it. It's just too much work, you know.
Speaker 1: But maybe the most humiliating moment came the other day
Speaker 1: while I was at work because we were all supposed
Speaker 1: to initial some online document that the company sent out,
Speaker 1: something about following policies and rules. Oh my god, there's
Speaker 1: so many initials too. Yeah, it's like basically the new
Speaker 1: updated company handbook. You had to sign every page. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's like it's so simple. It's basically just like,
Speaker 1: don't be an idiot. Yeah, that's that's the policy. No, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's the gist. But guess who was
Speaker 1: the last person in the office to do it. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: one is shocked, Okay, I guess. But the only reason
Speaker 1: that I actually did sign it is because the general
Speaker 1: manager walked over, came into the OX booth midwork day
Speaker 1: and stood directly behind me while I signed the entire form.
Speaker 1: It makes sense. I mean, it feels like your overbearing
Speaker 1: mother all over again. And I actually asked him at
Speaker 1: one point. I was like, are you just gonna like
Speaker 1: stand there the whole time right behind me while I
Speaker 1: do this? And He's like, yes, yes, I am yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's how you had to do that unreliable. Well.
Speaker 1: I was a little bit humiliated, but at the same
Speaker 1: time it did work. So maybe I should ask our
Speaker 1: manager to come over, have him stand behind me while
Speaker 1: I fold my laundry. Oh, we're gonna throw some thongs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've turned this into a positive now, yeh. Finding my
Speaker 1: motivation into seven, eight, five, nine and two and tell
Speaker 1: us what's been on your mind? It's Brooke and Jeff
Speaker 1: read in the morning.