Speaker 1: You know what's cool about the podcast, you guys is
Speaker 1: people we've been listening from all over the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we need to do like olah. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: gonna go Guten Talk. I don't know if I know
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Speaker 1: we could avoid talking about this subject, but it's all
Speaker 1: over the internet right now. A question so loaded, so controversial.
Speaker 1: It's dividing friends, ending marriages. Okay, crushing the beers. You
Speaker 1: know you know what I'm talking about, Brook, crushing beers.
Speaker 1: It's the question is you've just okay, you got just
Speaker 1: scrapped it. I mentioned alcohol and suddenly you can't think.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I hope it's not politics. Okay,
Speaker 1: someone online pose the question do you put your toaster
Speaker 1: away after you used it? Or do you leave it
Speaker 1: out on the counter. Do you know who I've thought
Speaker 1: about this. I have very big feelings. Thousands of people
Speaker 1: are weighing in and it's getting pretty heated online. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you who it is. It's those people who are
Speaker 1: like I don't do cards, like whatever about what you eat.
Speaker 1: It's about putting it away, Bro, if you eat the
Speaker 1: toast I eat, there's no time to put the toaster away.
Speaker 1: Because there are some people who prefer their toasters out
Speaker 1: on the counter ready to go whenever there's a y
Speaker 1: of toast needing to be made, or a pop tartan
Speaker 1: need of heat. But other people they don't want to
Speaker 1: see the toaster if it's not being used. Similar to
Speaker 1: how Brook feels about her husband mom has done using
Speaker 1: your husband, get out of my sight or I'll scream,
Speaker 1: don't put the toaster away. I have not even lied.
Speaker 1: My toaster is my most prized appliance. I think it's beautiful. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If Brooks house goes up in flames, she's going to
Speaker 1: run out with a toaster in her hands and leave
Speaker 1: her children behind. She's going to run in with fresh bread.
Speaker 1: I have pictures toaster. Wow, my mom got it for me,
Speaker 1: so cool. I was gonna ask where you all stand
Speaker 1: on the great toaster debate, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: know anymore. You know, the survey found seventy one percent
Speaker 1: of people want to leave it out on the counter,
Speaker 1: twenty three percent put it away, and again five percent
Speaker 1: aren't sure where they prefer their time. Alexis and Jose
Speaker 1: probably don't even have a toast, actually don't, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I do. It just knows burnt all the time. Well,
Speaker 1: because you burnt, I just don't use it as cooked toast. Yeah, yeah, literally, Well,
Speaker 1: this is really important stuff that we're talking about. Next week,
Speaker 1: we're going to debate coffee filters. Are they evil? All right, now,
Speaker 1: let's move on to the shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 1: We have a bucket full of names to day. Put
Speaker 1: that bucket away like a toaster. Yeah, we don't have
Speaker 1: our bucket out both crumbs. Today is National Dress in
Speaker 1: Blue Day. That means this is the day to where
Speaker 1: your favorite blue outfit to help raise awareness for colon cancer.
Speaker 1: O Brooke does her go red thing, but today we
Speaker 1: should encourage everyone listening to dress in blue. And that's
Speaker 1: what today's shot collar is all about. The color blue.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go around the room and ask each of
Speaker 1: you a blue question. If you get it right, you're safe,
Speaker 1: and if you get it wrong, you get shocked until
Speaker 1: you turn in blue. Love this. It's like shot color
Speaker 1: for a cause like this. Alexis, as always your first
Speaker 1: and as always your question is the easiest. For this question, true,
Speaker 1: I'm just the smartest. How do I clean a toaster?
Speaker 1: No one can help. Just for this one, alexis what
Speaker 1: branch of the military is most closely associated with the
Speaker 1: color blue? My first though obviously goes to water. So
Speaker 1: to the Navy. Do you do you know the branches
Speaker 1: of the military. Okay, we're not going to talk about
Speaker 1: that right now, marsh myself publicly on air. So two options?
Speaker 1: Is that or the Air Force because the sky's blue.
Speaker 1: Oh man O wow, Well, I guess this guy isn't
Speaker 1: always blue. So I'm gonna go with the navy. J
Speaker 1: you said the navy, and somehow through that logic that
Speaker 1: is correct. I don't need your help. I hope you're listening.
Speaker 1: Navy always been worn by officers of the British Royal
Speaker 1: maybe since seventeen forty eight. So alexis somehow you are
Speaker 1: safe from now on. Everyone. You can help with the
Speaker 1: answers if you'd like to, Okay Brook. A recent fashion
Speaker 1: survey found that women like to buy one particular item
Speaker 1: of clothing in blue because they think men like it.
Speaker 1: Which clothing item is it? I mean, my first thought
Speaker 1: is just blue jeans, but I don't know that that's
Speaker 1: a man choice. If it's for a dude, are you
Speaker 1: thinking it's like, yeah, I don't know anyone who's ever
Speaker 1: been like, check out my new blue bra. Yeah, I know, Like,
Speaker 1: do you have blue? Like? I don't have any no underwear.
Speaker 1: But from the guy's perspective, I'll tell you, like the
Speaker 1: laundree that is most common is like pink and red,
Speaker 1: rightow you know if the swimsuit color blue is a
Speaker 1: nice swimsuit color. O. I have like multiple swimsuits that
Speaker 1: are all hair color. Thing about what your husband would like,
Speaker 1: what would he like to see you in blue? He
Speaker 1: couldn't even name what color I was wearing yesterday. I
Speaker 1: don't done. You went with blue swimsuit. The article of
Speaker 1: clothing I was looking forwards a blue sweater because it
Speaker 1: helps make their eyes pop at Brooke will be getting shocked.
Speaker 1: Onto Jose, I'm gonna name off six of the Disney
Speaker 1: princesses who are famous for wearing blue. Okay, you need
Speaker 1: to name the seventh. Cinderella, Bell, Aurora, Jasmine, Arial when
Speaker 1: she comes ashore, and Elsa, who is the last one left.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to Disney movie snow white. She wears yellow
Speaker 1: and blue, yellow and blue and red. Pocahontas has that
Speaker 1: blue necklace around her neck. She wears a brown dress
Speaker 1: skin like you know, hides Hi. I'm thinking it may
Speaker 1: be snow white because for yellow and red. I'm still
Speaker 1: going with it. I'm gonna say you said snow white,
Speaker 1: and the princess I was looking for was snow a white.
Speaker 1: Let's go, Jose, You're safe. Alexis is safe. Brooks getting
Speaker 1: shocked We're onto Jeffrey. Okay, okay. A poll was done
Speaker 1: of the most famous blue characters in movies. Number four
Speaker 1: was Dory from Finding Nemo. Number three was Sadness from
Speaker 1: Inside Out that movie. Number two was Gonzo from the
Speaker 1: Muppet Movie. But who was the number one most recognized
Speaker 1: blue character of all time? And hint it was animated, animated, animated.
Speaker 1: Mine was a puppet. I was gonna go Cookie Monster Avatar.
Speaker 1: Bro I don't know the character. His name. His name
Speaker 1: is like Sully or Scully or something like that, Monster Monsters. Anc. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good. The one that came to my head
Speaker 1: first was Papa Smurf. Oh so, actually, I mean movies.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, what about the one that just came out
Speaker 1: with Jim Carrey Sonic? You said, Sonic the Hedgehog the
Speaker 1: number one most recognized blue character of all time? I
Speaker 1: told you it was animated. Wasn't even said in the room.
Speaker 1: It was the Genie from A Laddin. There's so many
Speaker 1: blue characters that strong colored. Well didn't get those right.
Speaker 1: Me and Brooke are gonna get shocked together. And somebody
Speaker 1: wanted to hear Blue Christmas by Elvis Presley. Oh have
Speaker 1: a blue so blue, thinking, Jose so enthusiastic. But no,
Speaker 1: he's not getting shot. He really made the song. Thank
Speaker 1: you for that. That's your shot. Color quite another day.
Speaker 1: Put on your blue clothes. Let's go Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Maybe the most embarrassing Wheel of Fortune
Speaker 1: situation happened just the other night. I'll tell you right now, Brook,
Speaker 1: you're smiling like you've seen this already. I showed it
Speaker 1: to everyone in the office. I've watched it multiple times
Speaker 1: because it's so infuriating and you are not going to
Speaker 1: believe what alexis guest, I got it right. Participate for
Speaker 1: the listeners. The answer for the puzzle was a very
Speaker 1: famous phrase, another feather in your cap. I thought. I
Speaker 1: was like, we've all heard that one before. I thought, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess not with Alexis. No, what did you say
Speaker 1: after it was solved? What did you say? I thought
Speaker 1: it was another feather in your ear? Hey left in
Speaker 1: the middle, so I thought it was you you put
Speaker 1: it behind your ear, So wheel of Fortune. At this point,
Speaker 1: everything is solved except for the very last word, which
Speaker 1: was missing the C and the P right. So we're
Speaker 1: going to skip the audio of the two other contestants
Speaker 1: spinning the wheel and landing on bankrupt or. We're just
Speaker 1: gonna focus on LORI had never heard the phrase before either,
Speaker 1: but she has a few tries to solve. Let's listen. Okay,
Speaker 1: another feather in your hat. I have another shot at it.
Speaker 1: You can spin the wheel or try to solve the puzzle.
Speaker 1: I'll solve. Okay, Another feather in your lap? Well, what
Speaker 1: a letter? Would you like? A pee? Yes, there's a pee.
Speaker 1: Spin her solve, I will salve. Okay, another feather in
Speaker 1: your map. It's so Finally the other guy who spun
Speaker 1: three bankrupts in a row, he got his chance in
Speaker 1: alved it. Feather in your cap, dude, But I'll say
Speaker 1: I put the video up on our website. Okay if
Speaker 1: you want to watch it anyways, shout out to Laurie.
Speaker 1: That's a phrase she's never going to forget now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she should be a Lexis. It would make her
Speaker 1: feel bad. Just remember all's fair in love and tar.
Speaker 1: That's what I have to say. Did I that you wrong?
Speaker 1: Love and ear? Yes? Laser stories coming up. It's the
Speaker 1: radio segment that spent the last year going around town
Speaker 1: having people sign a petition to make Christmas a national holiday. Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't have the heart to tell them that. I
Speaker 1: just signed it. Energy Well Spent. Laser Stories the segment
Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just
Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we have a laser and
Speaker 1: those other pocket peakers just dump this. First Laser Stories
Speaker 1: out of California, forty seven year old James Langdon was
Speaker 1: pacing a local parking lot at three in the morning.
Speaker 1: Some nearby officers in the area noticed it and thought
Speaker 1: it was strange. Yeah. I was gonna say, this sounds
Speaker 1: totally normous. Yeah, is that what you're doing, and then
Speaker 1: watched him cross the street against a solid don't walk sign.
Speaker 1: That's when they tried to stop him for his minor infraction,
Speaker 1: but James ram, oh, that seems like the appropriate response
Speaker 1: for James walking. Officers caught up to him and, after
Speaker 1: a brief struggle, detained him for the observed violation. Why
Speaker 1: even struggled, John, They're gonna give you a ticket? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like my husband is that scared
Speaker 1: about going against the dude not watch like this actually
Speaker 1: follows yea solidifies his fears. He was given a notice
Speaker 1: to appear in court and then release. That same day
Speaker 1: around seven am. Okay, okay. But a few hours later,
Speaker 1: officers got a call about a man who was trespassing.
Speaker 1: When they showed up, yes he was there. Okay, that's right.
Speaker 1: James already been arrested once that day. He was attempting
Speaker 1: to break into a business with a screwdriver and there
Speaker 1: was a sign that says do not break in here.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing he's not tired because there's drugs involved. I'm
Speaker 1: exhausted for him. He was arrested and three hours later
Speaker 1: James was released from customy with another notice to appear
Speaker 1: in court. Get a two for one deal, like you
Speaker 1: come back to the time. He actually got a briefcase
Speaker 1: just for his notices. Hold the phone, because fast forward
Speaker 1: to seven pm that night, Officers got another call about
Speaker 1: a burglary and rushed to the apartment building, opened the
Speaker 1: door to the building's hallway, and we're face to face
Speaker 1: again with good old James. I think it's like, are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? But he ran back into the victim's
Speaker 1: apartment and locked himself inside. Oh good, good move, James.
Speaker 1: We're not going to get you there. He refused to
Speaker 1: come out, so a canine unit was and ten. You
Speaker 1: know how much money James has cost the city. One day,
Speaker 1: that's when James finally came out and surrendered. He was
Speaker 1: placed under arrest for the third time in one day, Dan,
Speaker 1: please don't tell me. They released him with the notice
Speaker 1: he was booked on suspicion of burglary and felony vandalism.
Speaker 1: And this time they kept him in jail overnight. That's right,
Speaker 1: they learned. They found him wandering the halls of James
Speaker 1: doing next laser stories. Out of Fort Myers, Florida, two
Speaker 1: kids were walking out of an ice cream shop over
Speaker 1: the weekend when two other kids ran up and sprayed
Speaker 1: him with silly string. Yeah, that's true, me too, And
Speaker 1: if you can believe it, the two kids who got
Speaker 1: sprayed told some nearby cops about it. Are they just
Speaker 1: the most uncool kids on the planet. It's called silly string? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's silly. And then the cops called their parents, and
Speaker 1: those parents told the police, if caught, they would like
Speaker 1: to press charges against the silly string fenders. Gosh, they're
Speaker 1: also not silly parents. Yeah, these are two kids who
Speaker 1: are never getting invited to a birthday party again. A
Speaker 1: few minutes later that actually happened, and the two kids
Speaker 1: who did it ended up getting arrested for battery. Did
Speaker 1: they throw the cans of silly string? Like knock anybody out?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like? Maybe it sounds like
Speaker 1: they're teenagers in it, and they might all know each other.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's all just part of a prank with no
Speaker 1: fighting involved, but the parents were upset. A local reporter
Speaker 1: asked people on the street about it, and most thought
Speaker 1: it was a huge overreaction. Who yeah, who wants to
Speaker 1: go toilet paper the parents' house? One woman said, it's
Speaker 1: just kids being kids, which should still be allowed. If
Speaker 1: my kid's only doing silly string it as a teenager,
Speaker 1: I feel like I've won, you know. I'm just picturing
Speaker 1: James is getting released from prison every like five minutes,
Speaker 1: and these kids are gonna end up doing five years
Speaker 1: in jail. So I think the justice system is just
Speaker 1: yea all this. Next Laser stories out of Brazil. A
Speaker 1: mom woke up at five thirty am the other day
Speaker 1: and her nine year old son Emmanuel was still sleeping
Speaker 1: in bed. Okay, Emanuel, But when she checked again at
Speaker 1: seven thirty, he was gone, so she freaked out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but don't worry, he wasn't kidnapped. She called the cops
Speaker 1: and they started looking for him, but they couldn't find
Speaker 1: him because Emmanuel was already more than a thousand miles
Speaker 1: away in an hour. Turns out, he snuck out of
Speaker 1: the house, made his way to a nearby airport, boarded
Speaker 1: a flight without being noticed, and then flew to another
Speaker 1: city in Brazil, almost seventeen hundred miles away. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he's a definition of catch flights, not filing middle ground
Speaker 1: between the silly string teenagers and this. His mom was
Speaker 1: panicked all day untiling him. Toloyee for the airline called
Speaker 1: around ten pm that night and told her Emmanuel was fine.
Speaker 1: I imagine him just like first class drinking milkshakes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to know he's speaking on. The crazy part
Speaker 1: is he'd been planning it all along. Turns out he
Speaker 1: wanted to visit some family members who lived across the country. Like,
Speaker 1: mom isn't going to find out about that, so he
Speaker 1: googled the phrase how to get on an airplane unnoticed.
Speaker 1: I bet he just carried a clipboard. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: carry a clipboard anywhere and people think you're official. That's
Speaker 1: a good trip. I can't believe that YouTube tutorials allowed
Speaker 1: to be up yet you've been on YouTube. Luckily, first,
Speaker 1: the airline agreed to fly him back to the airport
Speaker 1: he flew out of the next day. That's awesome. So
Speaker 1: he's back home now, but in a whole lot of
Speaker 1: trouble with mom. I can tell you that was not
Speaker 1: Spirit Airline. Probably not. His next laser story is out
Speaker 1: of Toilet Time with Terry. Over two thousand people were
Speaker 1: asked this question. If you walk into a public bathroom
Speaker 1: with three empty stalls, which one do you use the
Speaker 1: closest one to the entrance, the middle stall, or the
Speaker 1: farthest one. I've been studying this personally for years in
Speaker 1: our own women's bathroom, okay, because we come in the morning,
Speaker 1: so the toilet seats are often still up because it's
Speaker 1: been cleaned the night before. And I used to use
Speaker 1: the farthest one away for me, but then I found
Speaker 1: out that's what everybody was doing. I started using the
Speaker 1: first one. So obviously the middle stall isn't popular. No
Speaker 1: between people, the first stall really isn't either, So people
Speaker 1: were three times more likely to choose the stall farthest
Speaker 1: from it. Fifteen percent said they would use the closest
Speaker 1: one to the entrance. Another fifteen percent said middle stall, okay,
Speaker 1: the first two or the best, and forty seven percent
Speaker 1: would walk a few extra steps to use the farthest
Speaker 1: one from the door. Damn Daniel. The math there is
Speaker 1: weird because the remaining twenty two percent said they don't
Speaker 1: know there. At least they were like handicapped stall. Jeffrey
Speaker 1: hates these people, like say the sink like at least
Speaker 1: whatever it is. What do we learn from all this?
Speaker 1: Just keep doing what you're doing, or forever avoid the
Speaker 1: farthest stall in public bathrooms because it is getting abused. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh finally, yeah, to hear from one guy who actually
Speaker 1: appreciates a prius he does. That's the sound of a
Speaker 1: turtle in the first bathroom stall. Yeah, he's doing this thing.
Speaker 1: And that means laser stories came to an end for
Speaker 1: the day. From the state like that. That means laser
Speaker 1: stories has come to an end for the day. We'll
Speaker 1: do it again, same time on Monday. Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Do you believe in second chances? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do, jeff that's great. Because alexas some guy named
Speaker 1: toe Sniffer sixty nine say questions. But I also bring
Speaker 1: it up because somebody on the show might be getting
Speaker 1: a second chance romantically with a person who disappeared from
Speaker 1: their life a while back. It's not them. I'm not
Speaker 1: even talking about the old man. Brooke ran over at
Speaker 1: the airport. He's back to God. I'm glad he he
Speaker 1: has some things he wants to talk to you about.
Speaker 1: It's somebody from Jose's past he never expected to have
Speaker 1: a conversation with, let alone a zoom call. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: also true. That actually happened. We're gonna tell you what
Speaker 1: went down coming up at seven ten. It's Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. And if you've been in the
Speaker 1: dating scene for the last ten to fifteen years, at
Speaker 1: any point in there, you've probably experienced some form of ghosting. Yes,
Speaker 1: whether you got ghosted or you did it to somebody else,
Speaker 1: it's pretty common. And one of the members of our
Speaker 1: show got ghosted. But the spirit has suddenly reappeared. That
Speaker 1: is I feel like it's sexy. That's sexy. It's a
Speaker 1: woman from Jose's past that he's asked out before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she disappeared, but now she's back and there's money on
Speaker 1: the line that maybe we'll understand more. Jose, So tell
Speaker 1: us who is this vanishing mystery lady? Okay, well she
Speaker 1: is a hot fitness model on Instagram. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: just your type. How did you meet this hot fitness model? Well,
Speaker 1: we have a ton of mutual friends in real life.
Speaker 1: Oh you do, actual friends, So we were bound to
Speaker 1: meet anyway, but eventually we meet on Facebook. Okay, as
Speaker 1: you said, she's hot, but can you give us like
Speaker 1: a mental image, like what celebrity does she look like.
Speaker 1: I would say she gives off like Chrissy Teguan vibes. Okay,
Speaker 1: but like more energy, you know, more emotionally unstable Chrissy.
Speaker 1: That's unstable. She's got her stuff together, you say, like
Speaker 1: she's fitness positive, like high energy. Yeah, so we were texting,
Speaker 1: we were flirting. Okay, you bring up Oh this was
Speaker 1: months ago, like four or five months ago, and it's
Speaker 1: like just like easy to talk to, like texting your friends.
Speaker 1: You know, you're not sending each other pictures at the no, no, no,
Speaker 1: nothing like that. It's like flirty but not hot and
Speaker 1: him and did you guys ever meet in person. One
Speaker 1: months ago we were and that's where the ghosting comes in,
Speaker 1: back and forth, back and forth. And then she is
Speaker 1: one of those people that will just not text you
Speaker 1: back here and there. Yeah, but literally as I asked
Speaker 1: her out officially never responded to that ever ever for months, okay,
Speaker 1: not just like, oh, website didn't see it, but I
Speaker 1: never thought to go back and read it or whatever.
Speaker 1: And to this day she still says, oh, no, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. I'm attracted to you. It was not that
Speaker 1: I honestly was bad timing of that happened to wait
Speaker 1: she said that? Or no, no, she explained that five months,
Speaker 1: but not ones that I crossed your mind. And you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I haven't talked to doesn't sound like you've ever thought
Speaker 1: this at all. I'm confused real quick. So she you
Speaker 1: asked her out, she ghosted you for months, and then
Speaker 1: now she's come back and said I didn't see your message. Well,
Speaker 1: what happened to make her reappear? Yes, that's the right question. So, Okay, recently,
Speaker 1: I've been wanting to reprioritize my health. Right, I switched
Speaker 1: to my diet, as you guys know, I've wanted oh, yeah, way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been focusing on my mental health and I'm really
Speaker 1: trying to get back and work out to lift some weights.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty two year oppose are I think you're looking
Speaker 1: great telling management to get a bench press machine in
Speaker 1: studios and they won't do it. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll do it now. But so I was thinking
Speaker 1: of hiring like a personal trainer. I mean it's I've
Speaker 1: had a personal trainer before. It's really helpful, especially when
Speaker 1: you're not not used to being in the gym. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm not, and I have a little gym at
Speaker 1: my apartment complex. So I figured I was friends with her,
Speaker 1: and she's always posting these positive you can do it
Speaker 1: and if anyone needs help with nutrition or mental or physical,
Speaker 1: I'm here. So I thought, hey, let me just reach
Speaker 1: out as the friends that we are already and say
Speaker 1: hi to her. And that's why I reached out. He
Speaker 1: still haven't spoken in five months. Still, I haven't spoken once.
Speaker 1: I text her. Of course she goes, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I didn't see this text, and and
Speaker 1: then she was like, I'm so sorry, I'm super busy,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. What she is, I will tell you
Speaker 1: she owns it. Yeah, I know, but you're right, it's
Speaker 1: like that. No one's that busy, right, even Kim Kay's
Speaker 1: texting Kanye. Yeah. So anyway, so I asked her, how
Speaker 1: does it work? So she sets up a Zoom meetings
Speaker 1: to see your face? Yes, he does, your wallet not flee.
Speaker 1: I mean she's she's posting positive things because she's trying
Speaker 1: to build a clientele. And yeah, it's a thought too.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, all of a sudden, now when I'm
Speaker 1: like potential client, it's like, oh, i'd love to set
Speaker 1: up and now I have all the time. Yeah. Now
Speaker 1: it's not a date, but you know, it's business. I'm
Speaker 1: not taking anything personal. I really just need help. I'm
Speaker 1: not asking her out or anything. And you with her absolutely.
Speaker 1: So we go into Zoom and the first fifteen twenty
Speaker 1: minutes we're not even talking about the gym. She's flirting
Speaker 1: with me. We're laughing back and forth, not just her
Speaker 1: like she's showing me her cat. It's classic sales pitch,
Speaker 1: buttering you yeah, money, I'd like to think not. But
Speaker 1: and then so she gives me the whole rundown. She's like,
Speaker 1: I want you to come to my gym and all
Speaker 1: this and drive you know, kind of far, which I'm
Speaker 1: in like. And at the end she goes plus, at
Speaker 1: the end of your workout, maybe you and I could
Speaker 1: get dinner. Oh oh, she just asked you. She just
Speaker 1: asked me out sweet And I'm well, do you do
Speaker 1: this for all your clients? Because you blushing? Yeah, she
Speaker 1: goes to you for five minutes and then I want
Speaker 1: to go out when you're all sweaty because you were
Speaker 1: complaining about how far the gym was and you weren't
Speaker 1: going to commit. I didn't tell her all that yet. O. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I will say I used to work at a gym
Speaker 1: and all the personal trainers there got very friendly and
Speaker 1: very intimate things. I've never talked to a trainer. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you right now. I will never let my husband
Speaker 1: have a hot trainer. Okay, you know, I think it
Speaker 1: makes sense, just like a hot nanny, just not going
Speaker 1: to happen that some extracurricular activities definitely happening with the
Speaker 1: trainers and the clients. Yeah, So are you interested in
Speaker 1: going out with her? Are you interested in signing up
Speaker 1: with the program. So I'm very interested in going out
Speaker 1: with her, but I don't know if I want to
Speaker 1: work out with her because like I want her to
Speaker 1: see be after not but before, I don't want that.
Speaker 1: I didn't want her to necessarily be watching me work out.
Speaker 1: It's still not clear if she was asking you out
Speaker 1: on a day that it was like a client dinner,
Speaker 1: and that's where we at. It's like, I really just
Speaker 1: need a hot trainer who wants to come hang out
Speaker 1: with me, but just hang out and not train. I
Speaker 1: think that's what I want working out. You just want
Speaker 1: to date a trainer. You don't actually want to hire
Speaker 1: a trainer, so because I want her to see me hot,
Speaker 1: but I don't want her to see me like, Okay,
Speaker 1: the process of getting me hot isn't it is a
Speaker 1: humbling experience? Yeah, maybe she does, like ninety percent of
Speaker 1: the day she works out and she's pooped and then
Speaker 1: she just comes over and we watch a movie. Maybe
Speaker 1: you take all your potential trainers out to dinner to
Speaker 1: talk to them pretty good too, So think I see
Speaker 1: what you're after here, So text into seven eighty five
Speaker 1: nine too. If you're a hot personal trainer looking to
Speaker 1: eat a hot pretzel with Jose, then interesting, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: could work for the right price. Your phone taps coming
Speaker 1: up next and Jeffrey in the morning. Some people are
Speaker 1: very liberal with their restaurom time while at work. I
Speaker 1: can't think of anybody on this show, but some people,
Speaker 1: and I can definitely see why you'd want to spend
Speaker 1: a lot of time in there, because it's it's a nice,
Speaker 1: quiet place. You can play games on your phone, FaceTime
Speaker 1: your sister while you're on the can. It's the only
Speaker 1: safe haven where your boss can't bug you to do stuff.
Speaker 1: Your sister still answers that you Yeah, that's right, at
Speaker 1: least until now, because we call a guy to tell
Speaker 1: him the company knows that he's been abusing his toilet privileges,
Speaker 1: and we have an interesting, yet strange solution to fix it.
Speaker 1: In your phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello,
Speaker 1: this is Carl. Hi Carl, My name's Lady guenevere Um.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, who did you say you were? I know
Speaker 1: it's just what my parents named me. I'm from Hrum.
Speaker 1: I don't remember a Lady Gwyne Beer from human resources.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm based out of Atlanta, so we haven't met. Okay,
Speaker 1: nice to meet you. Yeah, I was just seeing here.
Speaker 1: Your time card is due today, and I just wanted
Speaker 1: to know if you wanted me to adjust it or
Speaker 1: if you were going to because I do have the
Speaker 1: number right in front of me. I'm sorry, I'm not
Speaker 1: sure what you're referring to. Well, I'm looking at it
Speaker 1: and it's as you've put down full hours for the week. Yes,
Speaker 1: so what come on, Carl, we both know that's not true.
Speaker 1: No it is. Yeah, having this today, you're correct about that,
Speaker 1: but you have been spending a lot of time building
Speaker 1: a log cabin. Sorry, it's slang for using the restroom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: apparently you've been in there a lot, and we recently
Speaker 1: set limits on that. So you can find it in
Speaker 1: the company handbook. Yeah, we passed it out earlier this year.
Speaker 1: There's no way so there's anything about that. Oh it does. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Too many employees were taking advantage of, you know, time
Speaker 1: and just going in there with their phone while they
Speaker 1: were free in the turtles. I didn't do that, And
Speaker 1: it's weird that you're using these type of references. Listen,
Speaker 1: I have had so many conversations like this and I
Speaker 1: just need to change it up. Okay, different words, different slang,
Speaker 1: save me from this boring job. I'm not abusing my
Speaker 1: bathroom toil it is, I promise you, and I think
Speaker 1: anyone should be able to use the bathroom whatever they
Speaker 1: need to. Yeah, you know, I absolutely agree with you.
Speaker 1: They should be able to use the bathroom whenever they
Speaker 1: need to. At home, and according to your direct supervisor,
Speaker 1: you are one of the top violators in releasing chocolate hostages.
Speaker 1: Oh god, can you stop doing that. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: asking you to do. Stop doing it. I cannot stop
Speaker 1: going to the bathroom book. Hey, that's I have to
Speaker 1: use it a few times a day. That's just how
Speaker 1: a human body works. We have an idea. When you
Speaker 1: feel like it's time to squeeze a steamer, I just
Speaker 1: what what do you have? It's a souris for pooping.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I need you to go to your
Speaker 1: supervisor and say, put a clock on me for four minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm about to park a custard. Oh god, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so gross. But he'll understand what you mean.
Speaker 1: He'll give you a thumbs up and then just be
Speaker 1: back before the timer runs out and we'll all be good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is so unprofessional. How am I
Speaker 1: having a conversation with a human resources person who's using
Speaker 1: just all this really gross flag about going to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to relate here, okay, And you shouldn't
Speaker 1: be telling me when I can go to the bathroom. Well,
Speaker 1: then you shouldn't be spending hours in the bathroom, and
Speaker 1: then we wouldn't be having this conversation. Spending hours in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. It's not what your coworker Dylan said. Okay,
Speaker 1: he said, you're in there at least four times a day,
Speaker 1: bacon and brownies. What does Dylan have to do with this?
Speaker 1: Why would he do that? Because Dylan actually wanted me
Speaker 1: to broadcast the whole thing over the radio. That's what
Speaker 1: he asked for. What. Yeah, I'm not really an HR.
Speaker 1: My name's Broke from the radio show Broke A. Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you. God,
Speaker 1: i'd be a terrible HR person. Your coworker Dylan set
Speaker 1: you up. He said, he said that you've been running
Speaker 1: late to meetings because you're spending so much time in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Man, I'm not. Oh my god, you're not.
Speaker 1: Come on, so you can be honest with me. I'm
Speaker 1: not actually hr. Okay, maybe some, but like not as
Speaker 1: much as he's saying. I'm baking he said, baking brownies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. I'm just gonna advise you right now to
Speaker 1: check with your supervisor next time you want to give
Speaker 1: birth to a state trooper. Okay, Oh, wake up every
Speaker 1: morning with funk taps the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. There's a popular Netflix show called The Woman
Speaker 1: Across the Street in the Window, and there's another popular
Speaker 1: one called the Woman across the Street from the Woman
Speaker 1: across the street who's also in a window. That's got
Speaker 1: to be better than the first one. Apparently that's the
Speaker 1: new trend, is people in windows. Yeah, Like in today's
Speaker 1: call when we got our date, she was accompanied to
Speaker 1: her car at the end of dinner. A guy looked
Speaker 1: over her shoulder and someone was watching them from the window.
Speaker 1: WHOA No, was it the woman across the street from
Speaker 1: the other woman across the street from the other woman
Speaker 1: who was watching them from the window. We're gonna find
Speaker 1: out who it was and if it played a part
Speaker 1: in not getting a call back when we do a
Speaker 1: brand new Second Date update. The next Second Date update.
Speaker 1: We recently talked about a survey that was done about
Speaker 1: the worst things that you could possibly do on a
Speaker 1: first date, and the second worst was meeting the family.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, which I guess it is a big no
Speaker 1: no to produce mom and dad to the person you're
Speaker 1: going out with. Ye. I won't even tell you what
Speaker 1: number one was, who was meeting Brooks family get away? Yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely don't want to do that on the Favorite. I
Speaker 1: think that they're a big selling point of dating me.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. You know, the wedding day was
Speaker 1: like Russia, Russia, But when it comes to meeting the fan,
Speaker 1: don't think our listener Jackie got the message because that's
Speaker 1: exactly what happened on her dates. So Jackie, welcome to
Speaker 1: the show and tell us about the guy you traumatize.
Speaker 1: What's his name? Oh my god. I didn't think I
Speaker 1: traumatized it, but maybe I did. His name is Paul.
Speaker 1: Do you live with your parents? Is that what's going
Speaker 1: on here? No? I don't. But you know, I'm the
Speaker 1: only daughter, which makes me the only sister right Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: which makes you a real big focus of attention. Is
Speaker 1: what you're saying, Favorite, And I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: Up far when it comes to date. All right, okay,
Speaker 1: so how did this happen? How did your family end
Speaker 1: up meeting Paul? So here's the deal. I met Paul
Speaker 1: online and he wanted to take me out an Alazal game,
Speaker 1: and so we talked about where to go on a date.
Speaker 1: And apparently Paul likes Italian food, and so he suggested
Speaker 1: an Italian restaurant. This all sounds pretty, you know, normal,
Speaker 1: but yeah, great first date too. Italian restaurant, kind of
Speaker 1: romantic as it would have it though, my dad and
Speaker 1: my brother they actually own a restaurant and an Italian
Speaker 1: it is an Italian restaurant. Oh my god, I'm in
Speaker 1: love with you. Now? Can I eat for Papa John's?
Speaker 1: Is her actual papa? That would be a no, Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Wait so that I mean just even you
Speaker 1: suggesting that you know that you're family is going to
Speaker 1: meet this date? Like, well, okay, so a couple of things.
Speaker 1: So after he agreed to go there, I did say
Speaker 1: perhaps we could eat for free. But you know what,
Speaker 1: He's turned out to be a really classic guy and
Speaker 1: I loved that because he's like, listen, I don't want
Speaker 1: to eat for free. I'll pay and I love that
Speaker 1: because you showed that he wasn't the free loader, right us.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing. Have you taken first dates to
Speaker 1: your family's restaurant before, Well none of them like the
Speaker 1: Talion food either, so you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so here's the thing. I told my family that
Speaker 1: we were going to be there, and I told him, Hey,
Speaker 1: guys just standing back right, are you kidding? So how
Speaker 1: does it go when you guys actually show up to
Speaker 1: the restaurant. Well, first of all, can I tell you
Speaker 1: just how I'm pressed. I wasn't Paul. He was just
Speaker 1: really nice. That it was. He was really cute. So
Speaker 1: once he's there, they wrote. When I say they, I'm
Speaker 1: talking about the restaurants staff. They rolled out the VIP
Speaker 1: treatment and we even get to sit at the reserve table,
Speaker 1: you know, the one that's reserved for special guests. Daughter
Speaker 1: normally the president sits here. Sticks I got you boom exactly.
Speaker 1: So it was it was really nice. We were having fun,
Speaker 1: you know, we connected, we were laughing. It was a
Speaker 1: little flirting going on. And then my dad and my
Speaker 1: brother comes out to meet Paul. Yeah, right to meet
Speaker 1: you don't take him to the restaurant. So how does
Speaker 1: that go? Well, you know, they've always been a little
Speaker 1: protective of nations. I'm the only daughter, only sister, right,
Speaker 1: but this time they were just kind of and I
Speaker 1: overly up. Not just about it. My brother even came
Speaker 1: out with a need cleaner. It is cliche, right, but
Speaker 1: it happened, and he just kept kind of kitting it
Speaker 1: inside of his hand as he was talking to father.
Speaker 1: I though he was trying to joke, and it was
Speaker 1: so funny because the food came out and they just
Speaker 1: kept needling him, right, And Dad said that the secret
Speaker 1: ingredient in the ragusas was from my ex boyfriend. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's actually kind of funny. I would have loved it.
Speaker 1: Tastes a little tough, but yeah, I don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about him now. And guys just love poking fun
Speaker 1: of the we're able to actually like get the date
Speaker 1: back on track. You Well, after the needling went on
Speaker 1: from far too long, they finally got the hint and
Speaker 1: went back in the back. But after that, Paul was
Speaker 1: being a little reserved and he wasn't a flirty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how were you regretting suggesting your own family's restaurant for
Speaker 1: the date. Well, I wasn't necessarily regretting it. It was
Speaker 1: feeling a little awkward, but I thought, okay, you know
Speaker 1: he's this is a mature guy. He gets it. But
Speaker 1: then when we got ready to say goodbye, I turned
Speaker 1: to look and there was my brother looking out the window.
Speaker 1: He's into some weird stuff. Kids are good. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: while Paul's his car. There was no no kiss or anything.
Speaker 1: But he got in his car and he left, and
Speaker 1: so I went back in, and of course I left
Speaker 1: my brother and my dad. I let him have it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the biggest thing is that that's called Paul, that
Speaker 1: he's not been very responsive since then, and I think
Speaker 1: they scared him all Yeah, because I like him, and
Speaker 1: brother was creeping so hard. I don't think there was
Speaker 1: time for anything else to go wrong. Yeah, let's find out.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play a song. We'll come back. We'll call
Speaker 1: Paul for you and try and get your second date
Speaker 1: up date. Okay, hold on second. You know in cooking
Speaker 1: how they say you mix in a little love with
Speaker 1: your little sugar spice everything nice. Yeah, that's what we're
Speaker 1: doing today, baking up a tasty second date, or should
Speaker 1: I say second date? Because we're talking with Jackie, whose
Speaker 1: family owns an Italian restaurant, and she made the mistake
Speaker 1: of bringing her date there. First date told her dad
Speaker 1: and brother, do not come out from the back, what
Speaker 1: do we stay there? Another mistake. You're just egging them
Speaker 1: on in that, which of course they did come out
Speaker 1: anyway and jokingly made a few threats, And now Paul
Speaker 1: is not calling her back. Her brother was just staring
Speaker 1: at them for the window as they walked to the
Speaker 1: car window from the table, literally seriously. So afterwards, Paul
Speaker 1: has been a little bit hesitant to reach out. Maybe understandably, Jackie.
Speaker 1: You don't think he's actually sleeping with the fishes right now?
Speaker 1: I hope not got him. Yeah, okay, I know you
Speaker 1: said Paul isn't calling you back, but I also know
Speaker 1: you went in and like just reamed your dad and
Speaker 1: your brother. Did they apologize for their behavior? They did?
Speaker 1: They apologize to me because you know they love me,
Speaker 1: and they were like, what are you talking about? We
Speaker 1: were just kidding with the guy. Guy that can't take
Speaker 1: that and maybe doesn't deserved Like, really, guys, you just
Speaker 1: went too far. Almost like during the break I was
Speaker 1: almost thinking the same thing I'm trying to think of
Speaker 1: their perspective, and I'm like, look, as a brother, if
Speaker 1: he can't take an honest joke, knowing that, hey, we're
Speaker 1: gonna be like the joke was too long. I know,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying I could also see that you
Speaker 1: don't want a guy who takes everything so serious as yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't take a few threats against his life on
Speaker 1: the first date. Let's see what Paul has to say.
Speaker 1: We're gonna give him a call and see if he
Speaker 1: even answers. Be ready, I am, yeah, all right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello. Hey, is this Paul? Yes, it is
Speaker 1: his calling. Hey, Paul, I'm happy to hear you're alive.
Speaker 1: My name is jeff from the radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. M hmm, Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. That's what I said. Oh, let's Oh, how
Speaker 1: are you guys doing today, Pa can't tell if you're
Speaker 1: familiar with us or not, but we're doing sometime. It's
Speaker 1: just the first time I've had a radio show called
Speaker 1: me am I am I getting punked. I got Ashton
Speaker 1: because you're on the line. That is like a fifteen
Speaker 1: year old reform of twenty year old saying twenty five. Sorry,
Speaker 1: our producers in the back, we haven't done punking on
Speaker 1: our show since Brooks first days in reading. Well, this
Speaker 1: is something called a second date update, and we're trying
Speaker 1: to get you in touch with one of our listeners
Speaker 1: named Jackie. M Oh. Okay, you remember going out with
Speaker 1: Jackie not too long ago. I couldn't forget her for
Speaker 1: more than one reason. Okay, Oh is that I don't know?
Speaker 1: It could be. I mean it definitely from her description,
Speaker 1: sounds like it was a very memorable night for both
Speaker 1: of you. That's say. In the least, it was it
Speaker 1: was a unique experience. Okay, we've heard a little bit
Speaker 1: about the experience. Why don't you tell us what it
Speaker 1: was like from your perspective. Well, to start out, it
Speaker 1: was great. I mean, we had very good conversation and
Speaker 1: a little bit of flirting and stuff, and then her
Speaker 1: dad comes out with probably the biggest butcher knife I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. Her dad had a knife too, Yeah, like
Speaker 1: both of them, her dad, her big brother. Right. So
Speaker 1: we spoke to Jackie a little bit before this, and
Speaker 1: she did mention that her family came out and were
Speaker 1: they were being a little bit aggressive, but in a
Speaker 1: jokey way, like it was all supposed to be. At first,
Speaker 1: it did kind of seem like a joke because the
Speaker 1: dad was real. He was smiling and joking, and he
Speaker 1: kind of like tapped me on the shoulder and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, you'll be fine. And the brothers then made
Speaker 1: like a joke about the sauce, something about the secret
Speaker 1: ingredient was parts left over from the ex boyfriends or something,
Speaker 1: and which is kind of funny. It was funny. I
Speaker 1: chuckled until I looked up at him, and I felt
Speaker 1: like I was in that the scene, the garage scene
Speaker 1: from Den of Thieves where all the guys are just
Speaker 1: standing around the boyfriend, and like, I just I kind
Speaker 1: of got this. You're really great with the references that
Speaker 1: everybody will do. But it sounds like somebody got killed
Speaker 1: in the movie. Yeah, Okay, it was very scary, so yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think that was the point. It was supposed
Speaker 1: to be a little bit intimidating and it was supposed
Speaker 1: to just kind of make you laugh. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: if it would have ended right there, I think it
Speaker 1: would have been great. But a few days went by
Speaker 1: and I get a notification on my phone. It's my
Speaker 1: ring doorbell and it's her brother. What you at your apartment? Yes?
Speaker 1: And at my apartment. Oh. I don't know how he
Speaker 1: found out where I lived, but I was terrified. Are
Speaker 1: you sure that it was them? I would never forget
Speaker 1: that face in that window? Seriously, what did you do?
Speaker 1: Did you call the cops? I would call the cops.
Speaker 1: I just I just went to my room and I
Speaker 1: acted like I wasn't home. I don't. I don't even
Speaker 1: think that Jackie knows that even happened, because she didn't
Speaker 1: mention anything to us about it. Oh. I would have
Speaker 1: hit her up and been like, what the hell was
Speaker 1: going on? Jackie? I honestly, I've been a little scared
Speaker 1: to answer reply to any of her texts? Did they
Speaker 1: not want me to contact her? Do they want me
Speaker 1: to contact her? I'm scared to do anything. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe we should just ask her that, because I need
Speaker 1: to tell you, Jackie's been on the other line listening
Speaker 1: this entire time, and she wants to talk to you. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, sorry? Did I just put you
Speaker 1: in danger? Paul? My bad? That's what you'd probably be
Speaker 1: able to answer that a little bit better. Than me. Yeah, Hi, Paul,
Speaker 1: what the hell, Jackie? Did you did you know that
Speaker 1: they did that? No? And I'm sitting here like with
Speaker 1: my eyes as wide is flying soldiers in my mouth
Speaker 1: a gape. I mean, are you serious and kidding? They
Speaker 1: came to your house. I'll send you the video footage.
Speaker 1: I saved it. Why don't hear a smile in Jackie? Like?
Speaker 1: What the how would they know his address? Jackie? No, No, guys,
Speaker 1: what happened is I gave them a hard time about
Speaker 1: giving him a hard time, and it's I was like,
Speaker 1: you guys have got to call him and apologize. Okay,
Speaker 1: So why would they need his eye dressed a call
Speaker 1: and apologize? Jackie. I know that because they loved me,
Speaker 1: that they wanted to make this right for me, But
Speaker 1: not the right for me but for Paul. That is crazy, Jackie.
Speaker 1: Listen to yourself. That is nuts. Okay, I know it
Speaker 1: totally seems crazy, right, but listen, my brother is harmless.
Speaker 1: He's a little passionate, but really he's just like a
Speaker 1: big Teddy Bears. About the impression that you got from then, Paul,
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear standing at your front door. Um, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: use Teddy bear. I would probably say, Grizzly Bear, come on,
Speaker 1: come on, And I think that's a little extreme. I
Speaker 1: don't really think you are that freaking sensitive, is Jackie.
Speaker 1: I love me well, Jackie, you know you weren't there,
Speaker 1: but your brother's pounding on the door, saying, hey, yo,
Speaker 1: I know you're in there. I see your car. He's
Speaker 1: liked you. Better answer my sister's car. He screaming, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you better call my sister back right now. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: grab the tomatoes on the orega. We gotta make this
Speaker 1: guy impossible. Listen, guys. I mean, I know it sounds crazy,
Speaker 1: but that's just kind of the way he is. He's
Speaker 1: just a big, jokey, comic guy. How many felonies does
Speaker 1: your brother have? Not that I know, Oh god, they're
Speaker 1: all misdemeanors. I'm sure that if if we all came
Speaker 1: back to the restaurant, he could all put this thing together. Jackie.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be offensive here, but any mob
Speaker 1: movie that I've ever seen a couple like Italian guys
Speaker 1: are a little bit pushy, ends with somebody at the
Speaker 1: bottom of a lake not getting a second date. But
Speaker 1: if the movies guys does anyone else want to check
Speaker 1: on the axe that could pull? Possibly you should taste
Speaker 1: that raggedy sauce. But maybe this week we can do
Speaker 1: a little bit of a different ending here, because Paul,
Speaker 1: I got an offer that you can't refuse. Go on
Speaker 1: another date with our beautiful listener Jackie, or somebody's legs
Speaker 1: might end up broken. Do a little spring cleaning. I'm
Speaker 1: kind of afraid to say no, Paul, say no, say no, PAULA, Paul,
Speaker 1: you really shouldn't say no, trust me. Oh, Paul, what
Speaker 1: do you say? Second date with Jackie? Yeah, Jackie, I
Speaker 1: guess I'll go out with you again. What the right choice? Paul?
Speaker 1: It'd be good to see you real see on the
Speaker 1: menu at the restaurant and Jeffrey in the morning. Probably
Speaker 1: one of the most ten second date updates that I
Speaker 1: can remember doing. Can we do wellness tracks some people?
Speaker 1: Can we check in with this guy and make sure
Speaker 1: he's okay? We'll probably should. After we recorded that segment,
Speaker 1: Jackie actually emailed us and said thank you for getting
Speaker 1: them another date with Paul, and she promised to send
Speaker 1: over a free gift card to her family's rest Thank you.
Speaker 1: One of us is so hungry. We might actually show up.
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's Olive Garden, I'm down because then
Speaker 1: they're like billion into Italian food. Jose, you could end
Speaker 1: up getting Jackie to fall in love with you while
Speaker 1: you're there. You got a new brother in law, Grizzly
Speaker 1: Bear and Papa Bear teaming up free pasta for life.
Speaker 1: At least I won't die alone. Yeah, they're and a
Speaker 1: belly full of bye. Guess that's a positive way to
Speaker 1: look at it. I'm all in, but we will try
Speaker 1: and get an update from them. Yeah, the special run
Speaker 1: the menu, it's so crazy. It was so crazy that
Speaker 1: Jackie didn't feel like I know. That was the weirdest
Speaker 1: part for sure. Families Italian that may be more normal
Speaker 1: for you. But anyway, if you want to hear any
Speaker 1: of our second dates, you can always find them Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey on Spotify or wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 1: We do a bunch of them every single week, and
Speaker 1: then email us if you'd like to get a second
Speaker 1: date update done for yourself. Yes, for sure. Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Oh looks like somebody in this
Speaker 1: room is pregnant. Oh my god, are not okay? Well?
Speaker 1: Maybe they're about to be pregnant. Really, because I was
Speaker 1: looking for things to sing about on the dark web
Speaker 1: the other day and I came across something interesting. I
Speaker 1: learned that there's a controversial music note, and rumor is
Speaker 1: if I can hit this one particular note while singing,
Speaker 1: anybody who hears it will instantly become pregnant. Is that
Speaker 1: doesn't matter if you're a woman, a man, even an animal.
Speaker 1: If you hear me sing the secret note, you will
Speaker 1: be with child. Better start filling out your Amazon baby
Speaker 1: wish list right now, because my brand new song of
Speaker 1: the week is gonna put a little Joey in their pouch.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Coming up at a ten broken Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. All right, it's time for my song
Speaker 1: of the week. I'll be completely honest. A couple days ago,
Speaker 1: I had a topic picked out for what I was
Speaker 1: gonna sing about. Yeah, ok I was gonna play it
Speaker 1: safe and sing about Employee Appreciation Day, which is today. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: having employe Appreciation Day, like no doubt, everybody deserves to
Speaker 1: be recognized for their work. Yeah, of course, But with
Speaker 1: what's happening in the world right now, it's just so shocking,
Speaker 1: so horrible, so scary. I just couldn't ignore it, you know,
Speaker 1: I just I couldn't bring myself to sit down and
Speaker 1: write a song about like, oh, ourn employees great, yeah,
Speaker 1: while the world is burning around us. I mean I'll
Speaker 1: do that next week, definitely. I mean, you were so
Speaker 1: torn up about it you called me. I called Brooke
Speaker 1: for sure. I wasn't sure if this was a good
Speaker 1: idea to do, but my gut was just telling me
Speaker 1: I have to address this somehow. Absolutely. I'm I am.
Speaker 1: I was and still one hundred percent behind you. Well,
Speaker 1: you could just skip the song, bro I mean, if
Speaker 1: it's that top the people rely on the song everybody,
Speaker 1: that would be worse. But I think the one thing
Speaker 1: that's really stood out to everyone that's been the most
Speaker 1: astounding is the sheer determination and the resilience of the
Speaker 1: Ukrainian people who are standing up to a world superpower
Speaker 1: right now run by a ruthless madman. Yeah. And I
Speaker 1: know we're just like a dumb morning radio show thousands
Speaker 1: of mile away from what's happening, and so I just
Speaker 1: kept thinking, like, what could we do? Is there anything
Speaker 1: that we can actually do? And I thought, well, I
Speaker 1: could at least do my best to come up with
Speaker 1: a rallying cry for that, to show the world that
Speaker 1: we support them in their fight and their struggle for
Speaker 1: what's going on. Yeah, and so I'm gonna try and
Speaker 1: sing about that today. And instead of doing Whiz Khalifa's
Speaker 1: black and yellow, it's Young Jeffreys. Blue and yellow colors
Speaker 1: are the Ukrainian flag to support the people of Ukraine,
Speaker 1: to hold up right down, say we should have about
Speaker 1: sunflowers man, all right, So yeah, I never thought i'd
Speaker 1: cry through this song. Sorry for the heavy topic, everybody,
Speaker 1: but I think so we gotta do this just once.
Speaker 1: So let's get it a shot. I'll point when I'm
Speaker 1: ready point. Yeah, they will never flin blue and yellow
Speaker 1: blue and yellow blue and yellow blue and yellow. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Stop that iron yellow blue and yellow blue and yellow
Speaker 1: blue and yellow. Yeah. Putin's on the fest Did he
Speaker 1: really think they would not resist? Yeah? He forgott so
Speaker 1: that the people love Ukraine, dear nob they lay in
Speaker 1: the down for the country and the brethren. Blue and
Speaker 1: yellow blue and yellow blue and yellow blue, when yellow
Speaker 1: facing in the storm, but they know they're gonna weather
Speaker 1: in with yellow blue and yellow blue and yellow blue
Speaker 1: and yellow. That's right scared. They ain't even Granny's throw
Speaker 1: in on the war paint. Former ballerina, she joined the fray,
Speaker 1: traded in her two two for an eight k See
Speaker 1: him stand up to evil forces, giving middle fingers to
Speaker 1: the Russian warship whip in the city center, No surrender,
Speaker 1: hitting back at the aggressor from Kiv down to Odessa's
Speaker 1: just civilian staring down a foreign power. Tell a soldier
Speaker 1: filled their pockets up with sunflowers. See your Russian tank
Speaker 1: better send a mob with the cocktail Molata. Yeah, got
Speaker 1: the tactas not to make the Kremlin brick. So my god,
Speaker 1: this is so real watching tick tops straight from the battlefield.
Speaker 1: I've never seen such incredible resilien and yellow blue and
Speaker 1: yellow blue and yellow blue and yellow salute the bravery
Speaker 1: of ordinary citizen with yellow blue and yellow blue and
Speaker 1: yellow blue and yellow. Got a strong willed country Gunna
Speaker 1: hold fast. Their secret weapon is their President's a badass,
Speaker 1: a comedian, but his rolls grown went from movie star
Speaker 1: to a global hero. Crawler than steel, tougher than diamonds,
Speaker 1: just by foot seven. But he's standing like a giant guy.
Speaker 1: He don't curl up in a ball feedle out there
Speaker 1: fighting on the front line with his own pea fowl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all the nations better going hard with the sanction. No
Speaker 1: by gup being employant until the Soviet invasion spins toward
Speaker 1: it around the world, we supporting the Ukrainian blue and
Speaker 1: yellow blue and yellow blue and yellow blue and yellow
Speaker 1: not backing down from a harsh authoritarian and yellow blue
Speaker 1: and yellow blue and yellow blueing yellow. Yeah, brute politics.
Speaker 1: Why he's trying to bring back the Bolshevis. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: now the world hates you USSR Part two. No, thank you.
Speaker 1: You picked the wrong little country here to meddle in
Speaker 1: yellow blue when yellow blue and yellow blue wing yellow
Speaker 1: because Ukraine and go in anywhere, so saddle and blue
Speaker 1: and yellow blue and yellow blue and yellow blue and yellow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ye flower scenes the God, our hearts, our hearts and
Speaker 1: our strength Kian people, and yeah, I mean there's so
Speaker 1: many if you see the news, there's so many just
Speaker 1: crazy inspiring stories that the people there, they're like what
Speaker 1: they're doing. You see Grandma's walking up to tanks and
Speaker 1: yelling at the soldiers to go home. It's ridiculous. I
Speaker 1: saw a circle of people that can't walk. They're all
Speaker 1: in wheelchairs and they are making Molotov cocktails to help.
Speaker 1: Everyone is helping, They're coming together. Just I mean, you
Speaker 1: just hope through all this that like the world becomes
Speaker 1: more united. Yeah, I mean it's powerful. Obviously the song
Speaker 1: is not going to solve the war. But maybe it
Speaker 1: goes on social media and Putin Season comes to his senses.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but yes, we do love Ukraine. We
Speaker 1: support their people. I just hope this comes to an end.
Speaker 1: And text into seventy five nine two you can tell
Speaker 1: us what you thought about the song of the week.
Speaker 1: Will post it later with the video and the lyrics
Speaker 1: up on the YouTube on TikTok ether thing at Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, I got
Speaker 1: a text into seven eighty five nine two that says,
Speaker 1: I was skeptical when you said what the topic of
Speaker 1: your song was going to be. I was due to
Speaker 1: be honest, but now after I heard it, still skeptical. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at least one person liked it, but if you missed it.
Speaker 1: Instead of singing in the twenty ten Whiz Khalifa hit
Speaker 1: song Black and Yellow, I sing my own version called
Speaker 1: blue and yellow to support the people of Ukraine because
Speaker 1: those are the colors of their flag and obviously their
Speaker 1: entire country is going through just a horrible time right
Speaker 1: now with the war, and we just wanted to try
Speaker 1: and do something to show our support. Yeah, we got
Speaker 1: another text in this says, hey, Morning Show, I've always
Speaker 1: thought you're funny, but you have souls too. When did
Speaker 1: that happen? I don't know. Yeah, I mean we did,
Speaker 1: but I just sold mine on Craigslist for six bucks,
Speaker 1: so it's actually a really good deal. I know it
Speaker 1: went for more than I thought it was. But you
Speaker 1: know what if you liked the song, if you missed it,
Speaker 1: or you want to share it in support of the
Speaker 1: Ukrainian people, which of course you do obviously, going up
Speaker 1: our socials Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube, Facebook, TikTok or Insta.
Speaker 1: Again it's at Brooke and Jeffrey. We can maybe try
Speaker 1: and get this thing trending, but we just want Ukraine
Speaker 1: make sure you stay strong. We are with you, y sure,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Brook's been making it
Speaker 1: look pretty easy lately, going for nineteen wins in a row. Today.
Speaker 1: You and You're gonna be taking on another first time player,
Speaker 1: Jeremy from Brent Moore. Jeremy, how do you think you're
Speaker 1: gonna do against Brooke? I'm hoping I can be here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's the last thing you won at? Jeremy?
Speaker 1: I actually won your money that Jeff Free and Virtu
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Last of all, I thought he was gonna
Speaker 1: say your mom for a second. It was so close.
Speaker 1: I was gonna go with the drinking game because there
Speaker 1: was a lot of words through their jem your money,
Speaker 1: I'm like you robbing. No, Well, Earn, congrats, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Now's a chance for you to take even more of
Speaker 1: Brook's money if you can win. So we're gonna send
Speaker 1: her out of the studio. He's like on salary at
Speaker 1: this point. Yeah, Jeremy, Well that happens. You know. The
Speaker 1: game's played thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
Speaker 1: you have to beat Brook out right to win. Are
Speaker 1: you ready? Let's do it? A good luck? Your time
Speaker 1: starts now. March was named for what Roman god of
Speaker 1: war aries in soccer getting how many yellow cards will
Speaker 1: cause you to be ejected from a match. Three. What's
Speaker 1: the dog's name in How the Grinch Stole Christmas? On?
Speaker 1: Which continent would you find cowboys called gauchos? Mexico? There's
Speaker 1: only one. There's only one state named after a president?
Speaker 1: What is it? Washington? What country do points settas originate from?
Speaker 1: Why not just throw that in as I guess? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Brick's coming back in the studio and Jeremy, I don't
Speaker 1: know what this means. It says on my phone screener
Speaker 1: that you're a triple donor. Yes, what do you donate?
Speaker 1: I worked for me the match and I got involved
Speaker 1: with them after I donated bone marrow, and then I
Speaker 1: ended up donating t cells at the same time. And
Speaker 1: then I met my recipient and I gave her my kidney.
Speaker 1: When I met her, gosh, we cannot. You have to
Speaker 1: throw the game. You have to give them the money?
Speaker 1: So much stuff? Is there anything that's left in your body? Still?
Speaker 1: I plan on doing my liver next that you can
Speaker 1: donate part of it, can't you? Yes? And it regenerates
Speaker 1: it for both people. Way a part of an organ
Speaker 1: I could use prove a little bit. Would you be
Speaker 1: willing to cut that in half and split it me
Speaker 1: and you if you let me win. Sure, all right,
Speaker 1: let's go. Unfortunately, nobody wants my liver. I'm ready to play.
Speaker 1: You're ready, Yes, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: March was named for what Roman god of war pass?
Speaker 1: In soccer getting How many yellow cards will cause you
Speaker 1: to be ejected from a match? Tree? What's the dog's name?
Speaker 1: In How the Grinch Stole Christmas? Pass? On? Which continent
Speaker 1: would you find cowboys called gauchos? South America? There's only
Speaker 1: one state named after a president? What is it? Washington?
Speaker 1: What country do points settas originate from? Mexico? In the
Speaker 1: Back to the Future movies, Marty McFly's nemesis was named who.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I really don't. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna give up on that. Let's go over
Speaker 1: the Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you
Speaker 1: guys did with Jose. Sorry, that got surprise me, Jeremy,
Speaker 1: you got one correct today to show in there. It
Speaker 1: was hard, and yet you you got three. I did.
Speaker 1: I passed a lot. I don't remember the last time
Speaker 1: I passed so much. Let's go over the answers, because
Speaker 1: you guys definitely need him. March was named for the
Speaker 1: Roman god of war. That's Mars, the red planet. In soccer,
Speaker 1: getting two yellow cards will cause you to be ejected
Speaker 1: from the match. Your daughter plays soccer, Brook, I played soccer.
Speaker 1: You don't even know the rules I had. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: dog's name and how they grindstool Christmas is max. Cowboys
Speaker 1: named gauchos. In South America, they're Argentinian cowboys. The only
Speaker 1: state named after president is Washington. Good work on that one, Jeremy,
Speaker 1: What about me, I don't get a good work? Well,
Speaker 1: that's the one that he got. Okay. The country that
Speaker 1: points set us originate from is Mexico. And in Back
Speaker 1: to the Future, Marty mcfligh's nemesis is Biff Biff Tannin,
Speaker 1: who tried to hook up with Marty's mom. I've accepted
Speaker 1: any Tannin because over the different movies, different family members
Speaker 1: are Marty's road they all did. They all try to
Speaker 1: hook others. Griff. I'm sure they all try not remember
Speaker 1: those movies. So, Jeremy, we can't give you any money here,
Speaker 1: but just we're playing. You do win two tickets to
Speaker 1: the Imagine Dragons concert on March fifth at Climate Pledge Arena.
Speaker 1: Who That's worth it. Imagining dragons on your own has
Speaker 1: always been free, but now these concert tickets are free too,
Speaker 1: so enjoyabol That's awesome. Thank you guys the show. Thanks
Speaker 1: for playing Jeremy. We'll be back to do win Brooks
Speaker 1: Bucks same time on Monday, brook and Jeffrey in the
Speaker 1: morning