Speaker 1: Could not be more pleased to have back on the
Speaker 1: Rich Eyes and podcast Matt Damon's are you one of
Speaker 1: those Patriot fans that takes lee in the Jets and
Speaker 1: the butt fumbling? I made the Liberati movie this year,
Speaker 1: so that's fine. Fumbling in that movie. Just a wee
Speaker 1: little bit. Larry David could deceive you, sir. I think
Speaker 1: a lot of writers can be offensive coordinators. What's harder?
Speaker 1: If I could write stories, why would I be able
Speaker 1: to draw up a play? He is none other than
Speaker 1: Broadway Joe name it mark word to get the nod?
Speaker 1: And if he played decently? If if what a big
Speaker 1: words only two letters? Huh, Bobby kind of? I told
Speaker 1: you my Derek Jeter story Yankees Atlanta the World series. Screaming, screaming, screaming, nothing, nothing, nothing,
Speaker 1: He doesn't even look at me. Finally, last at that
Speaker 1: eight innings, Jeeter comes up. Just turn around, man, just
Speaker 1: turn around. Finally he like t him because the thing
Speaker 1: with the wade he's about to go up. He turns around,
Speaker 1: he looks at me, goes bro. I hear you, however,
Speaker 1: and thanks for joining us. I'm Richard Hasen. I don't
Speaker 1: download many podcasts, but when I do, I Profern Rich
Speaker 1: Eyes and Podcast, your host Rich everybody. It's a new
Speaker 1: edition of the Rich Eyes and Podcast as promised. It
Speaker 1: is addition number two of the bye week in between
Speaker 1: championships Sunday and the Pro Bowl and Senior Bowl and
Speaker 1: Super Bowl Week. Chris Law and Chris Brockman are also
Speaker 1: as always at their posts. Good to speak with you, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: do Buddy Rich, Good to speak, Good to see you.
Speaker 1: We have a special guest on the show this week.
Speaker 1: Joel McHale is back on the podcast. I think we
Speaker 1: had him. When did we have him? He was on
Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving special of twelve of twelve, so last year's Thanksgiving, actually,
Speaker 1: because we're that's true. No, No, two years ago, two
Speaker 1: years ago, two years on our Thanksgiving. So it's incredible.
Speaker 1: I've lost track of the number of specials that we
Speaker 1: put together. That's that's quite something. Um So, anyway, Joe
Speaker 1: mchael's in studio, and you did you did the soup?
Speaker 1: Did Yeah? I mean when I did the soup back
Speaker 1: in October. I did it the day I flew to
Speaker 1: Arizona for the Seattle Arizona game, the one where the
Speaker 1: twelve Man invaded um Arizona and um So, I did
Speaker 1: the soup that day and he's like, I'll come back
Speaker 1: on and you know, we've been trying to get it done.
Speaker 1: He does communities in almost every scene of community and
Speaker 1: they have a weird filming, weird filming schedule. It's it's crazy.
Speaker 1: So to get him free of the soup and community
Speaker 1: is is not easy. Um and, but I guess it's
Speaker 1: also easy to talk about your Seattle Seahawks when they
Speaker 1: were in the super Bowl. So that's what he's gonna do.
Speaker 1: He's coming in studio, right, Uh, yeah, he is perfect.
Speaker 1: He is coming in studio. Um and. Um So that's
Speaker 1: that's the soul guest. Now. I don't know if we're
Speaker 1: gonna I'm I'm I don't think I'm prepared to make
Speaker 1: a super Bowl prediction. Not what do you mean you're not?
Speaker 1: I'm not prepared. You can't make a super Bowl prediction
Speaker 1: until you see the team show up in the super
Speaker 1: Bowl city and you hear them and you see them
Speaker 1: and you look at them and you you kick the tires.
Speaker 1: But you don't think they're gonna look and appear the
Speaker 1: same as they did when we saw them on Sunday
Speaker 1: and victory. No, you never know how a team is
Speaker 1: going to handle a Super Bowl week. You never know,
Speaker 1: you never know what they're gonna say, You never know
Speaker 1: who's gonna get hurt, you never know what anything of
Speaker 1: that nature. What Rich you're saying is we don't have
Speaker 1: our our guests yet for the rich as in super bowls, Well,
Speaker 1: we don't have that. You know, we don't want to
Speaker 1: anything out, you know what. That's another consideration. But I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna Yeah, I'm not gonna sit here and make
Speaker 1: a pick and then have Rich doesn't want right, You
Speaker 1: don't want to be bulling in material. But we talked
Speaker 1: about all week is we want to hear how loose
Speaker 1: the team sounds. We want to see how they handle
Speaker 1: the practices in the media and and what happens in practices.
Speaker 1: We you know, this is all useful in formation. You
Speaker 1: can't just make a pick a week a week away.
Speaker 1: It sounds like somebody who's scared, even though even though
Speaker 1: he's won so many games this postseason in week to
Speaker 1: get back into the picks, and even I did him
Speaker 1: a favor by picking opposite of him last week and
Speaker 1: give him a chance to get Brockman is trying to
Speaker 1: claim he picked opposite of you last week, not what
Speaker 1: he really thought was going to happen. Now that that
Speaker 1: is what I thought was going to happen, and I
Speaker 1: was wrong. But that's an outrich. I just hear nothing
Speaker 1: but excuses. Well, look, I'm in third place, and the
Speaker 1: fine folks that no fear say first place or second places,
Speaker 1: first loser. So I'll take my third place and all
Speaker 1: I am, without a doubt, not afraid. And I am
Speaker 1: a veteran of of super Bowl Week. This is my
Speaker 1: eleventh one. Okay, this is my eleventh one. I have
Speaker 1: seen it all pretty much, and I am fully aware
Speaker 1: that you need to go through a super Bowl week
Speaker 1: in order to kick the tires. I mean and otherwise,
Speaker 1: I mean when we talk Media Day, when we're at
Speaker 1: Media Day next Tuesday, um at at the Prudential Center
Speaker 1: in downtown Newark, I mean, that's what we're gonna be
Speaker 1: talking about, is how are these guys handling the press?
Speaker 1: How are they handling the media? Do they look like
Speaker 1: they're having fun? Do they look like they're taking it
Speaker 1: too lightly? Do they look like they're taking it too seriously?
Speaker 1: That's all we do is kicking these tires. I can't
Speaker 1: imagine you'd think that. I'm afraid, and you did not
Speaker 1: pick opposite of me to give me a chance. You
Speaker 1: really felt this was gonna be a forty nine Patriots
Speaker 1: super Bowl. I feel like we need steaks here, don't
Speaker 1: we on this? No? Like like something? I think I
Speaker 1: think we need to come up with something by the
Speaker 1: end of the show here. I think I know who
Speaker 1: Rich is taking, and I know who I'm taking, So
Speaker 1: it is gonna come down to the to this game.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think we're taking the same team.
Speaker 1: But he might think that. You think he's thinking one team. Now,
Speaker 1: this could be interesting. He's not gonna outsmart himself, which
Speaker 1: is Riches savvy enough to pick the team that he
Speaker 1: thinks is gonna win. Mm hmmm. And I don't know
Speaker 1: who that team is because I believe Seattle is the
Speaker 1: better defense. I believe Seattle has a better running game.
Speaker 1: I think Denver has the better passing game. I think
Speaker 1: Denver um. I think Denver and Seattle are are dead
Speaker 1: even special teams. I just need to see next week
Speaker 1: play out before I make my peg, That's all, and
Speaker 1: I'll tweet it out I'll tweet it out to what
Speaker 1: could be seven hundred thousand followers by the time of
Speaker 1: the game rolls around. You know, when we started about
Speaker 1: two hundred and thirty thousand, when we started the podcast
Speaker 1: its podcast Bump. Well, listen, look at the podcast Bump.
Speaker 1: We've won it. We've won Academy Awards for people, Emmys
Speaker 1: for people. I just listened back to that coach Bill
Speaker 1: Courtney interview. By the way, We're difference Makers, and that's
Speaker 1: still one of my favorite. Yeah. The The Massive Tigers Undefeated,
Speaker 1: an incredible documentary and having him in and law. You
Speaker 1: were twisting my arm about that for weeks. I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're you're you're saying what And then when you watch
Speaker 1: the film after I get give it to you, you
Speaker 1: were like, oh man, it was so good. So are
Speaker 1: you guys surprised that Richard Sherman is still a topic
Speaker 1: of discussion on TV shows and radio shows. And I
Speaker 1: can't believe that this thing is still being discussed. This
Speaker 1: is what we do. It's Thursday. I don't know, Bieber
Speaker 1: is kind of stealing some of hiss head, you know,
Speaker 1: taking this on a Thursday. It's posting early Friday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so so Bieber was arrested Thursday morning in Miami,
Speaker 1: and I think that's kind of I'm I'm rooting for
Speaker 1: getting cut into Richard Sherman to send Biber to get
Speaker 1: us this. I mean, this is the worst thing that's
Speaker 1: infiltrated the United States since Uh. I'm on Season three
Speaker 1: at Homeland and the guy came down from Canada. Right now,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's bad. I love it. Wait till you
Speaker 1: see the rest of it. I think you'll be equally
Speaker 1: as disappointing. That's that's what I keep hearing. I guess
Speaker 1: I'm glad I never got into that, but I'm not
Speaker 1: surprised at all. And if you heard Richard Truman's press
Speaker 1: conference on Wednesday, he spoke, you know, very eloquently. He
Speaker 1: even drew comparison to you know, he's been fighting the
Speaker 1: label of thug his his entire life as a kid
Speaker 1: that grew up in Compton. And he mentioned, you know,
Speaker 1: wattson Compton and then a guy that goes to Stanford
Speaker 1: it's an oxymorn. And then he said, I flipped on
Speaker 1: the television the other day and there was a hockey
Speaker 1: game that started and there wasn't even any hockey played.
Speaker 1: It was just fighting, which I think you know, we
Speaker 1: all saw the it was the maple leaves and the flames,
Speaker 1: I want to say, flints Canucks and and he said,
Speaker 1: you know, you don't see a thug label going out
Speaker 1: to anyone there whenever. It's just punches being thrown and
Speaker 1: it's not even sport. And I was literally animated at
Speaker 1: the end of the game. And and here I am
Speaker 1: being labeled this. You know, I don't think it's fair,
Speaker 1: and I think he's correct. Yeah, you know, I again,
Speaker 1: the poor sportsmanship was the only issue I had, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, because it doesn't matter what crab Tree and
Speaker 1: him were going through. And you know, he did make
Speaker 1: the play to end the game, but he's not in
Speaker 1: a position to make the play to end the game
Speaker 1: if Marshawn Lynch doesn't run for the hundred yards or
Speaker 1: Doug Baldwin doesn't get the two hundred all purpose yards.
Speaker 1: And you know that that's the only issue I had
Speaker 1: with it, And and and needing to explain that to
Speaker 1: you know, kids who need to understand that that's my
Speaker 1: only issue. I wasn't I didn't have any problems with
Speaker 1: any any other part of of of any of that
Speaker 1: um and and now, I mean, if he doesn't care
Speaker 1: the way he's viewed, that's one thing. But everyone, you know,
Speaker 1: the whole, uh, the entire week has been spent of
Speaker 1: just you know, everybody understanding who he really is and
Speaker 1: what his background really is and how those ranting twenty
Speaker 1: nine seconds are run completely counter to exactly who he
Speaker 1: is and what he what he's come from, and his stock, etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 1: And you know, you take a look at the people
Speaker 1: who have tweeted on his behalf in the past seventy
Speaker 1: two hours. Ranges from Sean Payton on on Wednesday night
Speaker 1: tweeted out what a great season he had and he
Speaker 1: should keep soldiering on and on Monday or Tuesday, Hank
Speaker 1: Aaron tweeted. Hank Aaron has tweeted eight times. The last
Speaker 1: time he tweeted was last October, and it was to
Speaker 1: retweet Bill Clinton talking about how the President was excited
Speaker 1: to have met him. He hadn't done anything since October,
Speaker 1: and he tweeted at Richard Sherman and I retweeted that
Speaker 1: because I thought that was absurdly cool. I mean, that
Speaker 1: was what was so cool, And I got tons of
Speaker 1: tweets back saying, you know, so you think it's cool
Speaker 1: to have somebody display such poor sportsmanship on the air,
Speaker 1: and you back up somebody who raves like a lunatic,
Speaker 1: and you know that's where Twitter doesn't have the nuance right.
Speaker 1: And the issue is that Hank Aaron was tweeting at
Speaker 1: Richard Sherman to say that he's playing great and he
Speaker 1: should move forward and keep his head held up high,
Speaker 1: not because he he supports the sportsmanship angle. It's what
Speaker 1: came Richard Sherman's way after what came Richard Sherman's way
Speaker 1: after the interview on Twitter, as there was a dead
Speaker 1: Spin entry about it too, about the title wave of
Speaker 1: racist comments that were sent in Richard Sherman's direction. It's
Speaker 1: just the ugliest of the ugliest comments that no matter
Speaker 1: whether you thought he was right to pound his chest
Speaker 1: after the game and make a ninety thirty second interview
Speaker 1: about himself or you thought he was well, you know
Speaker 1: that he was way out of bounds. Nobody deserves what
Speaker 1: went was sent Richard Sherman's way in that regard, and
Speaker 1: it's disgusting in it's horrible, and for him to be
Speaker 1: called a thug to be him, to be called a thug,
Speaker 1: he's absurd. What was thuggish about what he did? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he even pointed out I think Richard Sherman said his
Speaker 1: press conference Wednesday, I don't you know, he hasn't done
Speaker 1: anything violent off the field. He's have been arrested for anything.
Speaker 1: He's not that guy. He's he is an African American
Speaker 1: guy with dread's who was screaming like a lunatic at
Speaker 1: the end of this at the end of a game
Speaker 1: in front of a whole new audience that probably had
Speaker 1: never even heard of Russell Wilson or Colin Kaepernick coming
Speaker 1: into the game, let alone who Richard Sherman was or
Speaker 1: is or knows that he's a Stanford graduate and etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 1: It comes back to what we said earlier in the week.
Speaker 1: You get a guy sixty seconds after the game's over,
Speaker 1: his adrenaline is still obviously pumping, and you ask him, Hey,
Speaker 1: what happened, and you know he's got a little beef
Speaker 1: with crab Tree. Who doesn't and uh, you have a
Speaker 1: who doesn't? Who who does? I can't wait till Cradtree
Speaker 1: comes back on and you have the opportunity to ask
Speaker 1: him if he'll see if he wants to look at
Speaker 1: Richard Sherman's ring. I'm not gonna stand down rich but anyway,
Speaker 1: you know, I thought it was kind of funny. Yet,
Speaker 1: like I said before, as it happened and then the
Speaker 1: reaction to it has just been mind blowing. We have
Speaker 1: an email group a chain of friends that this kind
Speaker 1: of subject came up with, uh, you know, the dead
Speaker 1: Spin article and responses and and obviously some of the
Speaker 1: stuff that came out was awful, but somebody brought up
Speaker 1: the comparison of of Johnny Manziel and the venom he
Speaker 1: gets also and is it is it a race thing
Speaker 1: or is it because of the cockiness and the brash
Speaker 1: Obviously people took it to a race thing with the
Speaker 1: comments they made. But is some of the initial reaction, um,
Speaker 1: just the over confidence and cockiness that came out of him.
Speaker 1: And Johnny Manziel turns off a lot of people with
Speaker 1: his you know, his money, uh, fingers and and stuff
Speaker 1: that he doesn't a lack of sportsmanship up uh. And
Speaker 1: that's probably the closest parallel to it. But it is
Speaker 1: sad when you know, you click on any celebrity or
Speaker 1: somewhat famous person's Twitter feed or their tweets, and you
Speaker 1: see some of the replies that that those people have
Speaker 1: to deal with. It's unbelievable. Uh, it is incredible how
Speaker 1: it still has legs though, and he's gained what fid
Speaker 1: Twitter followers, and it's only going to wrap up here.
Speaker 1: We're not even in New York yet, you know, And
Speaker 1: anybody who says I've already heard some pundits in our
Speaker 1: business saying that the league is going to try and
Speaker 1: muscle him, that's absurd. That is positively absurd, because try
Speaker 1: to muzzle him. He is going to be made available
Speaker 1: every single media availability, which is I believe every day
Speaker 1: up until Friday of Super Bowl week. They're Seattle, both
Speaker 1: teams are arriving Sunday, correct, They're both arriving into New
Speaker 1: York on Sunday of of this coming weekend, and usually
Speaker 1: there's a media availability as soon as they step off
Speaker 1: the in and get to their team hotel. And there's
Speaker 1: no way that Richard Sherman is going to be sat
Speaker 1: unless unless one maybe one of those availabilities on maybe
Speaker 1: Monday or Wednesday or Thursday, he won't be made available. Maybe,
Speaker 1: but certainly he's going to be on a podium. If
Speaker 1: the league wanted a muzzle and they'd stick him up
Speaker 1: in the stands, he certainly he'll be at a podium.
Speaker 1: He's been speaking this week. It's absurd. I honestly heard
Speaker 1: that from a very well respected source that the league
Speaker 1: will try to muzzle him. He's still tweeting and retweeting people,
Speaker 1: so certain for him. Good for him. Let him pound
Speaker 1: his chest and say he's the best in the game.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I don't have a problem with that at all.
Speaker 1: Let him say that the l o B, this l
Speaker 1: o B, that that's great. But to say, you know,
Speaker 1: I I beasted this guy, and I'll shut your mouth
Speaker 1: for you. You know, when when you're the one going
Speaker 1: to the super Bowl the other guy isn't. That's it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean that's mouth shutting enough. Yea scoreboard, right,
Speaker 1: look at the scoreboard. I'm going to the super Bowl,
Speaker 1: you're not, That's all. And you know, I've I've never
Speaker 1: met him. I look forward to a chance to meet
Speaker 1: him next week. I I really do. Uh and um,
Speaker 1: you know, and and and and all this oxygen, like
Speaker 1: I said, is not pointing the direction of what a
Speaker 1: one hundred yard performance Marshawn Lynch had. He was incredible.
Speaker 1: He was against that defense. They he ran for a
Speaker 1: hundred yards and he busted one in from forty yards
Speaker 1: out to tie the game in the second half. After
Speaker 1: they stopped the defense stopped Colin Kaepernick to start the
Speaker 1: first half, they scored a touchdown. It's sort of a reversal,
Speaker 1: even bettered what happened to start the game when Russell
Speaker 1: Wilson turned it over leading to three points. They got
Speaker 1: the ball to start the game, got no points, the
Speaker 1: opposition got three. To start the second half, the opposition
Speaker 1: got no points. They got seven. It was a huge touchdown,
Speaker 1: monster touchdown. Doug Baldwin. What he did for over a
Speaker 1: hundred yards receiving and almost a hundred yards all purpose
Speaker 1: in returns was monstrous. Gave him good field position, got
Speaker 1: something going in a passing game that had been dormant
Speaker 1: essentially since maybe when they beat the Saints in the
Speaker 1: regular season. What a great, huge performance that was defensively,
Speaker 1: everybody else was lighting it up, and everyone's talking about
Speaker 1: Richard Sherman, and he even said that he he he
Speaker 1: regretted that. So I'm I'm looking forward to closing, you know,
Speaker 1: turning the page and moving on. But I don't know
Speaker 1: how that's gonna happen next week. You know, somebody's gonna
Speaker 1: do something. What I like to is, you know, Russell
Speaker 1: Wilson was asked about it being a distraction, and I
Speaker 1: think it would have been if Russell was a smoke
Speaker 1: and mirrors guy. But he's not. Like he puts in
Speaker 1: the time, he studies film. He's a he's a student
Speaker 1: of the game, and I think his teammates know that
Speaker 1: in respect that about him. He he talks to talk,
Speaker 1: but he also know he walks the walk and he
Speaker 1: puts in the time. You know, I love talking about this,
Speaker 1: and uh, it is incredible that nobody's talking about Peyton
Speaker 1: Manning the week before the Super Bowl thus far. That'll
Speaker 1: get fixed next week. Um, shouldn't Joel mcale have been
Speaker 1: here by now? Yeah? What time is it? We? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got a little he's in a little bit of
Speaker 1: a traffic snaff food from what I'm hearing, A traffic
Speaker 1: snaffoa that never happens in last Ange. Yesterday the four
Speaker 1: or five and ten, we're pretty much shut down two
Speaker 1: single lanes. I think today there's some construction going out. Well,
Speaker 1: there's heavy traffic on Venice Bolvard. That's how I come
Speaker 1: to work each day, and it depending on what time.
Speaker 1: I mean, I live four miles away and it'll take
Speaker 1: me forty five minutes, so I would get Should we
Speaker 1: call him? Should we? I think we should because we're
Speaker 1: up a little bit against it with studio time today.
Speaker 1: Let's see if we can get him on, because because
Speaker 1: everybody's trying to get in a one last podcast before
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl four everybody heads out to New York.
Speaker 1: All right, um, but maybe we should just get him
Speaker 1: on the phone. I hope he won't mind. You give me,
Speaker 1: give me a sick let me try and get him on,
Speaker 1: and you guys just keep mixing it up. Alright, alright,
Speaker 1: law is gonna late Texit. Alright for a second, So
Speaker 1: Brockman and I are gu Joe mcale is going to
Speaker 1: be on this show. I'm excited. Next week, Chris, you
Speaker 1: are you are here in Los Angeles. I'm going to
Speaker 1: be in Los Angeles because we have a television special
Speaker 1: coming up. Yeah, well we've got you've got two things.
Speaker 1: You've got our TV special next Wednesday night at ten
Speaker 1: thirty Eastern time, Jim Brockmeyer returns to the program. He
Speaker 1: were Jim, Jim, Jim's again still on that comeback trail. Um.
Speaker 1: It's been a long trail, Rich, Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: It's been a long comeback trail for Jim. UM. And
Speaker 1: as always, we're here for him. I mean, he's a
Speaker 1: legend in the booth. All you gotta do is go
Speaker 1: to funnier die dot com and put in Jim Brockmyer
Speaker 1: b R O C K M I R E and
Speaker 1: you'll you'll see his his awful tale of woe UM,
Speaker 1: as told by me, Dan Patrick and one of our
Speaker 1: guests next week calling the super Bowl on Fox, Joe
Speaker 1: Buck telling the tale of the demise of Jim Brockmyer's
Speaker 1: career mighty fall. But we're always there for him. So
Speaker 1: we asked, Jim, would you like to go do media
Speaker 1: Day for us. We'll get you your press pass, you
Speaker 1: can go and do media Day, And he said, yeah, So,
Speaker 1: Jim Brockmaner, the legend of the Booth, will be the
Speaker 1: legend of this year's media Day, and that'll be UM.
Speaker 1: We're planning on closing the show with that, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's gonna end the program. Uh, and we have other
Speaker 1: guests too. We're hoping Aikman might join Joe. Yes, Um,
Speaker 1: who else do we have? Do we have anyone else?
Speaker 1: We were very close to a very important person on
Speaker 1: the Brocos, within the Brocos organization. I wonder whom it
Speaker 1: might be on the organization if you enter the organization. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's up the flow chart. Okay, so the Duke, the
Speaker 1: Duke might be on the hook here. We're we're, we're, we're,
Speaker 1: we're going on a drive for him. There's a bad analogy,
Speaker 1: speaking of which, Cleveland named a new head coach today
Speaker 1: while we're while we're top dating for Joel mckill. It's
Speaker 1: not me Rich. I just want to say I withdrew
Speaker 1: my name from consideration. Mike Petton, the long time defensive
Speaker 1: not long time, but the defensive coordinator for Rex Ryan's Jets,
Speaker 1: the first I believe, four years of Rex's tenure. Uh.
Speaker 1: This year he moved on to be the defensive coordinator
Speaker 1: for the Bills. He did a great job there, and
Speaker 1: now he's going to Ohio. I love how the Brown
Speaker 1: said it's they said it was their plan was going
Speaker 1: according to plan. There is no way they were that
Speaker 1: when they fired Rob Tradzynski the night of the end
Speaker 1: of the season that they were targeting Mike Petton at
Speaker 1: that point in time. There's just that he might have
Speaker 1: been on a list. I don't know, it could have
Speaker 1: been a long list. But be that as it may,
Speaker 1: I think he's a good fit there. I think the folks,
Speaker 1: the hard whole, hard nosed Ohio football fan will really
Speaker 1: enjoy his He's sort of like got this coward quality. Well,
Speaker 1: Mike Petton's dad, Mike Petton seniors in Pennsylvania High School,
Speaker 1: legendary coach um Central Bucks West High School, and you know,
Speaker 1: won four state championships and he came up coaching under
Speaker 1: his dad and then went to North penn Arrival School.
Speaker 1: So you're right, he's got that coward just like in
Speaker 1: your face. It's got that quality about him, and I
Speaker 1: think I think Browns fans will enjoy it. But right
Speaker 1: now they're probably going, what in the world was the
Speaker 1: last twenty two days all about? And you know, especially
Speaker 1: since what they went down on and interviewed Shiano on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was for. Maybe they were
Speaker 1: trying to up there frequent flyer Miles on the flight
Speaker 1: to Florida. But it just that wasn't working. I guess
Speaker 1: apparently Belichick called up and said you should talk to him.
Speaker 1: And we know Lombardi and Belichick are close from their
Speaker 1: Brown's ears. So all right, he's on he's on the phone.
Speaker 1: He's on the phone. He won't he's not here right here,
Speaker 1: we're working on it. All right, let's go to the
Speaker 1: Let's go to the phone. Low pleased to have back
Speaker 1: on the Rich Eyes and Podcast, the supremely talented host
Speaker 1: of the Soup that could be seen weekly on each
Speaker 1: channel on Wednesday nights and also Community on NBC Thursday nights,
Speaker 1: with also friend of the program, Gillian Jacobs. He is, however,
Speaker 1: on this show for the first time with his Seattle Seahawks,
Speaker 1: a freshly minted Super Bowl participant, Joel McHale. How are you, Joel? Uh? Well,
Speaker 1: first time. I'm terrific, obviously, except the Seahawks are going
Speaker 1: to the Big Dance. But I am apologetic because for
Speaker 1: all of you out there listening, how many listeners have Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretend for the for the handful, for the handful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be in studio and I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: in my car. Yes, what a dick I am, Joel,
Speaker 1: listen it. The phrase in the NFL is it is
Speaker 1: what it is, and you can only control what you
Speaker 1: can control, and you can't control the talelights that you
Speaker 1: see in front of you. Due to the of all things,
Speaker 1: I believe it's the new the new rail system that's
Speaker 1: being put in the Los Angeles area. Yeah, it's ironic
Speaker 1: that the rail, the brand new rail system that's supposed
Speaker 1: to get people complaces faster and more conveniently. I'm still
Speaker 1: as a just wait to say, I'm still in spirits.
Speaker 1: I'm still driving towards the studio. Okay, you're a particularly
Speaker 1: way if if you make it, if you make it
Speaker 1: in time, you know, because we have our we have
Speaker 1: a limited time in the studio. With it being Super
Speaker 1: Bowl week, there's tons of people trying to claw their
Speaker 1: way in here. So but right now we're holding we're
Speaker 1: holding them off. That's great. I'll be there and I
Speaker 1: should be. I mean, I'm going a hundred. We cannot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got some prescription drugs and drugs all that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how I like to drive when I'm old, but that's
Speaker 1: usually only when I'm racing. Yeah, of course, which is
Speaker 1: what you normally do when you're on Venice Boulevard in
Speaker 1: Culver City. Yeah, yeah, that was real smart move. Um, well,
Speaker 1: you're you're a good friend. You're a good friend to
Speaker 1: even come to down here or in the area or
Speaker 1: be on the phone and um, I'll give you play
Speaker 1: by playoff where I'm in motor and Culver right now.
Speaker 1: Oh god, so you're you're here, you're pretty much close,
Speaker 1: all right. So here's what here's what we'll do. Here's
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. We're gonna talk as you pull
Speaker 1: up into the driveway and then stop down and then
Speaker 1: have you come. That's that's that's that's that's down. I'll
Speaker 1: just remain on the phone until I walk in. Okay,
Speaker 1: we could do that, We could do that. Here's what
Speaker 1: you do. You pull up to the end of the
Speaker 1: driveway and when you do that, you uh, you just
Speaker 1: pull over and just just just drop your keys like
Speaker 1: it's you're dropping the mic somewhere in the area of
Speaker 1: of security, which I believe Chris Law is on the
Speaker 1: phone with right now to tell them that this is
Speaker 1: okay for you to do. And I don't have I
Speaker 1: I sold a car, so you have you have a
Speaker 1: screwdriver in the Yeah, yeah, really dangerous. Very good man.
Speaker 1: This is this is this is this is marc Coni
Speaker 1: winning stuff. So I appreciate you you're taking the time
Speaker 1: to do all this. Culver and Venice is that's right? Right?
Speaker 1: That's he's almost here. Yea literally can motor coming Carcket security,
Speaker 1: leave the keys, Valet. I'll take care of you and
Speaker 1: come testing in the in the mean, in the meantime, Joel,
Speaker 1: in the meantime, are you you are the the twelfth man? Right?
Speaker 1: We have finally, we have finally stumbled upon the actual
Speaker 1: individual who is the twelfth man. That's you? Correct for
Speaker 1: saying that, Yes, I painted myself blue last week, and um,
Speaker 1: I will not I will not un paint myself for
Speaker 1: until we win a super Bowl. So uh, that's how
Speaker 1: much confidence I have. And if you, if you lose,
Speaker 1: then you you become You're you're part of the twelve
Speaker 1: the fifth man of the blue Man group, correct, the
Speaker 1: fifth remain. I will remain blue until I'm going to
Speaker 1: the rich shies and rich eyes and works here. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, fantastic, thank you Make a less all right,
Speaker 1: make a less that's no good, I know I just
Speaker 1: I just ran right through the garden shack here. Fantastic,
Speaker 1: literally a word, terrific. Charity knows too. They're gonna bring
Speaker 1: him up. Fantastic. Here comes Joel mccale. He is on
Speaker 1: the we're doing the play by play here of him
Speaker 1: on the phone. Excuse me, accurate. You guys got some
Speaker 1: crazy drivers. Here you go, grabma. Okay, welcome in. There's
Speaker 1: no one here at the guard house. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Someone's coming, someone's coming from law Ago. Low walking valet guy.
Speaker 1: He's not a busy morning. Isn't that like every valet
Speaker 1: guy in l A though I would agree. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: this guy's not wearing a red coat though, so he
Speaker 1: could just be wandering. He might Actually he might steal
Speaker 1: your stolen car. That's true. This is good. He may
Speaker 1: be the original owner. He's moving very flaw This is
Speaker 1: a podcast first, this is outstanding. We're making history, rich,
Speaker 1: let us know. Let us know. In a hill billy
Speaker 1: looking dude with a huge thick beard comes walking up
Speaker 1: to you. That's our that's our producer, Chris Law. They're
Speaker 1: getting me very sick. Switching over to my phone. No
Speaker 1: longer the okay, when you're not bluetooth and you're you're closer.
Speaker 1: I know that, see you. Ah, here's the keys. That
Speaker 1: guy finally caught up. Are you gonna turn off? Thanks,
Speaker 1: it's fantastic. We're walking in, So go just go ahead
Speaker 1: with the questions. So yeah yeah, um, so, Joel, what
Speaker 1: do you think of our what do you think of
Speaker 1: our parking lot and parking situation here at NFL network?
Speaker 1: Ship lost not here to write down the time code.
Speaker 1: This is the dumbest parking ever because you've got the
Speaker 1: cars park there. Yeah, no way, no, no, it's it is.
Speaker 1: It is the worst. It is the worst. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: no you can't. Phases are way to the line. We're
Speaker 1: swapping paint here, Joel, just to merely park parking is
Speaker 1: like a NASCAR event here, it's like us Hazzard originally
Speaker 1: the NFL. Did they build this for the NFL network
Speaker 1: or did you know we found this space? This this
Speaker 1: space was here and we have manifest destin need our
Speaker 1: way through most of the most of the stuff there
Speaker 1: you are, it's secret there on the phone, don't here
Speaker 1: law we're on guest one. Guest one made this is great.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, we'll turn off the phone. Good
Speaker 1: to see you, nice to see Thanks for doing this, man,
Speaker 1: This has got to win some type of award podcasting first,
Speaker 1: this is great, I would say, yes, we we've annoyed
Speaker 1: all of your listener. Here's the problem. I'm gonna unfortunately
Speaker 1: ask you to leave and now skype with us. Good
Speaker 1: to stay here, Yeah, we'll get you. Believe We'll FaceTime
Speaker 1: for the rest of the time with me. Let's try
Speaker 1: use of uh who just said that was Chris Law
Speaker 1: twenty minutes when we needed so. How are you? How
Speaker 1: was the drive? It was awful. I hated it. He
Speaker 1: was hands free, but the only thing worse. Okay, thanks,
Speaker 1: nice watch, Thank you well. I think you said that
Speaker 1: to me when I came on for the soup. By
Speaker 1: the way, that's probably may have said that. I still
Speaker 1: love the same watch. I do. I do ripped off
Speaker 1: from from the same cold dead wrist of the man
Speaker 1: who I took it from. Who's that? Oh God, I
Speaker 1: don't know these people. I just take their belonging. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The valley guy outside, he was he wasn't moving one day.
Speaker 1: He is like a walking corps. He's on the walking
Speaker 1: dead dead boy. He should be. He should drive an ambulance.
Speaker 1: Good to see you. Look at you rocking your Seahawks lid.
Speaker 1: I like it. This is the We're it. We're you know,
Speaker 1: we're a ground zero for for wearing paraphernalia. This is it,
Speaker 1: this is it. Yeah, I mean you should see my underwork.
Speaker 1: My thong. It's the twelve, it's the twelve. Those are
Speaker 1: the twelve boys. Yeah. I went on Allen yesterday and
Speaker 1: she gave me a Seahawks thong? Did she really try
Speaker 1: to put on? No kidding on camera? That's really next
Speaker 1: level career shortening? Is I like over the pants? Like
Speaker 1: none of that cartoon dug oh No, I took my
Speaker 1: pants off. That's what you do when you go on Ellen.
Speaker 1: You're and you can already know I've not been anytime television.
Speaker 1: You can pretty much what everything. Yeah, it's great. Are
Speaker 1: you disbelieving that your Seahawks are in? What are your
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts? Well, because when we got in
Speaker 1: oh six, that was the first time I was kind
Speaker 1: of like, this is amazing. And now that we're back
Speaker 1: and now it's kind of like this this is the
Speaker 1: one we're gonna do it? Do you think this? You
Speaker 1: didn't have as much confidence going against the Steelers as
Speaker 1: you do against Peyton manager. I know, I well, I
Speaker 1: think this team is is better, but I do think yes,
Speaker 1: just the fact now that we're there a second time,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is we're gonna win this one. I
Speaker 1: think you got a good feeling about Well, I got
Speaker 1: a good feeling because I am a big fan of
Speaker 1: the team. But I think the defense is really good.
Speaker 1: They're incredible and every better. Let's put it that way.
Speaker 1: That their defense is definitely better than Denver's defense. I
Speaker 1: don't think there's any argument about that. And I think
Speaker 1: everyone keeps talking about, well, if it's really cold, that's
Speaker 1: gonna be hard on Payton. So and I think Peyton
Speaker 1: can throw the ball in any weather he wants. I
Speaker 1: agree it will be a quite a matchup. That's the
Speaker 1: narrative that he'd like to stick where the sun doesn't shine,
Speaker 1: is what he said. Yeah, I think that guy can
Speaker 1: operate pretty much any situation. That's the that's the law.
Speaker 1: That's the issue to me here, right, is how he
Speaker 1: is going to perform Because the defense Seattle's defense is better.
Speaker 1: You could sit here and say Marshawn Lynch is one
Speaker 1: of the best playoff running backs we've seen in the
Speaker 1: ten years we've been on the air here, and how
Speaker 1: will Peyton Manning play? Can he somehow? But you I
Speaker 1: guess you could ask that question about everything. You'd be like,
Speaker 1: how's the defense? And we know that we know that
Speaker 1: one's gonna play. Well, I think, I mean, I I
Speaker 1: feel like you've now cut to the heart of of
Speaker 1: why what I do for a living is complete bullet right,
Speaker 1: because because we could sit here and say that about
Speaker 1: any it really depends upon how he plays. Because if
Speaker 1: that left guard doesn't protect Peyton, I mean, we could
Speaker 1: parse anything we want and try and make it sound
Speaker 1: like it's the most important thing about the super Yeah,
Speaker 1: because if I'm going to do that for the next
Speaker 1: two weeks to try and tap dance, Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like we said and here was like, well you think
Speaker 1: he'll get nominated for not you think Matthew McConnell, Well
Speaker 1: he's good in that movie, he might And then you like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: well right, well he's good at it, so well then yeah,
Speaker 1: he there's a good chance. There's a good chance he'll
Speaker 1: be nominated if he's good in The Dallas Buyers, Well
Speaker 1: then yes, So we busted Mariuchi on our Game Day
Speaker 1: morning show a couple of weeks ago, where his his
Speaker 1: he was basically saying, here's what's gonna happen in the
Speaker 1: Chargers Bengals game. It's Mike McCoy's first playoff game as
Speaker 1: a head coach, and Marvin Lewis has never won a
Speaker 1: playoff game as a head coach. So today, today, somebody's
Speaker 1: going to get their first win as head coach. And
Speaker 1: like that was his bold prediction, and it's somehow slip
Speaker 1: past everybody. And then the next week we replayed it
Speaker 1: for him like sort of like like you said, not
Speaker 1: that you know what was that? That that red lie
Speaker 1: It turns green when we're at the cross, you know,
Speaker 1: when we're there at the intersection. Yeah, we're right there
Speaker 1: where that turns green. Then you're gonna go, yes, that's
Speaker 1: that's how simple. That is exactly what I do fort
Speaker 1: But we all eat it up. It doesn't matter. You
Speaker 1: can speculate anything. You can be like if a you know,
Speaker 1: if there's a chance that a leopard will be set
Speaker 1: free and run around the field, that'll be bad. We'll
Speaker 1: have to capture the leopard and it could be a
Speaker 1: distraction for Well, that's the word, by the way of
Speaker 1: Super Bowl Week in the media is distraction. Because we
Speaker 1: in the media want to talk about distractions. That's what
Speaker 1: we talk about. Why doesn't the media walk up and
Speaker 1: just go, am I distracting you? And just like, I
Speaker 1: know you should be practicing right now, but I'd like
Speaker 1: to ask you, does this distract you at all? I'm
Speaker 1: not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching
Speaker 1: media day because am I distracting you? Because that's what
Speaker 1: we want to talk about, is something a distraction, and
Speaker 1: we talk about it enough until it is one yes,
Speaker 1: and then wonder if it can be overcome. And I
Speaker 1: think we do that in the media because we want
Speaker 1: to be a factor. Well you want to be paid too, Well,
Speaker 1: that's true too. What if the teams were like, look,
Speaker 1: we don't want any distractions, and then they were so
Speaker 1: and then you know, like all these you know, ESPN, NFL,
Speaker 1: all the net, Fox, CBS were like, great, why don't
Speaker 1: you go ahead, we won't show up, no media days, nothing,
Speaker 1: We'll just see you Sunday. We don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: We'll just let you practice. We don't want to we
Speaker 1: don't want to mess with you. That would be truly groundbreaking,
Speaker 1: and then it would be you'd just be like, I
Speaker 1: wonder what they're doing right now. They're probably running some plays.
Speaker 1: That's what they're doing, and if they do it well,
Speaker 1: they might win, you know what. But if they get
Speaker 1: distracted during their non distract, they'll be distracted by not
Speaker 1: having to distraction. So if we don't show up right
Speaker 1: then that would potentially be distracted because they're gonna be
Speaker 1: worried what happened to you, what happened to me? Or
Speaker 1: it's initially attractive to them that they don't have to
Speaker 1: deal with us, and then we just suddenly show up
Speaker 1: un mass once, all at once on Sunday, totally distracting. Right, Yes,
Speaker 1: they'll be scared, maybe because they need to ease into
Speaker 1: the distraction of you guys, so it can't be all
Speaker 1: at once. It's like it's like pounding a bottle of tequila.
Speaker 1: You gotta build up a tolerance before you able to
Speaker 1: do that. I don't know, but I watched the report
Speaker 1: yes today, just speculating They're like, well, we might have
Speaker 1: super Bowl on Monday, right, And I'm like, okay, yeah
Speaker 1: we might. Because you take a look at the weather,
Speaker 1: and we all know how accurate that is the weather.
Speaker 1: There was a chance to fleet of helicopters from apocalypse
Speaker 1: now might show up. That's true, but we're not. We're prepared.
Speaker 1: It's just crazy that the that is the one of
Speaker 1: the big stories obviously, is it could be cold weather
Speaker 1: because it's New York on February the second, or Jersey
Speaker 1: in February the second, and usually it can be cold. Then. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, these are the sorts of problems that a
Speaker 1: lot of millionaires have to deal with, all these ads
Speaker 1: being sold. What are they gonna do? What are they
Speaker 1: gonna do in their fifty yard line seats there? I guarantee,
Speaker 1: no matter how bad the weather is, that super Bowl
Speaker 1: will be played that Sunday, because too much is writing.
Speaker 1: I think the earth could be cracking open. And there's
Speaker 1: no way with all the money that's been spent, there's
Speaker 1: no way. It's not every home. We'll see it. We'll
Speaker 1: see the Monday everybody. Yeah, right, and we'll wonder how
Speaker 1: distracting that is to the guys. Have to wait another day? Right,
Speaker 1: the next day, actually it is groundhown. February two is
Speaker 1: groundhawk day again. No relevance to anything. But again, I'm
Speaker 1: made up weird, stupid holiday that nobody cares about street
Speaker 1: other than it made one of the greatest comedies time.
Speaker 1: It's worth it for that. But that Peyton Manning's alarm
Speaker 1: goes off, slaps it right and takes the hammer and right,
Speaker 1: and then lives the day and thinks he's won the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Right, it's the greatest thing ever. It has
Speaker 1: not happened. He goes to sleep, alarm goes off. It's
Speaker 1: Super Sunday again, and he's got to play the game
Speaker 1: all the time, and he gets he gets beat again,
Speaker 1: that's what you're saying. Then my figures at the whole day,
Speaker 1: he just gets beat, maybe by a touchdown. Less he
Speaker 1: figures out that it's like, oh he doesn't we win
Speaker 1: no matter what. Even if he's like, oh I just
Speaker 1: lost anyway, what would his record be if he had
Speaker 1: to play the Super Bowl over and over? We wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: He's caught in a space time continuum. Rip whatever. Ten
Speaker 1: and eleven is over and over again? A wormhole? Does
Speaker 1: a wormhole? Are you going to it? Looks like I am?
Speaker 1: Are you really going to? Gay? I have some friends
Speaker 1: at xbox that are gonna send me. Well, hopefully the
Speaker 1: word box is key to the actual experience. No, no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. I'm bringing a box with me. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: bringing your own. It will sit in my seat perfectly.
Speaker 1: So I'm jerry rigging it now. And I think it's
Speaker 1: pretty flammable. So you'll be Are you going outdoors like
Speaker 1: you know the commissioners sitting outdoors? He said he's going
Speaker 1: to sit outdoors. Really, yes, he is with my commissioner
Speaker 1: right now. He is employing a lot of scientists that
Speaker 1: are making pants that will keep him heated. Special Commissioner
Speaker 1: pats yes, that they should be doing much more important things.
Speaker 1: He will be well electrified to be just sitting in
Speaker 1: his gortex pants. But my gut, Wow, you're gonna be there.
Speaker 1: That's cool. You're gonna be there, but you're gonna be inside.
Speaker 1: I'm there. You're gonna wear this. I'm there. I'm there
Speaker 1: all week distracting people, anybody. This is a great idea, Joel,
Speaker 1: like to literally distract them with my hands, like I'm
Speaker 1: not touching you, just like, hey, I might do that
Speaker 1: to Richard Sherman. You should. What do you think I
Speaker 1: think his hair is distracting enough. Everything was curious, where
Speaker 1: do you stand on Richard Sherman? Where do you stand
Speaker 1: on that? Well, I it has been interesting seeing the
Speaker 1: wave of how and now there's articles like he's going
Speaker 1: to have millions of endorsements. It's all working out, Greg
Speaker 1: And that used to take weeks to play out. Now
Speaker 1: in the social media world, a day's it. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: beats by dre commercial right that, well, he did unders
Speaker 1: that in advance. But he's caught a thug in that, right,
Speaker 1: which is amazing timing for and but and he talked
Speaker 1: about it yesterday and it was well that what he
Speaker 1: said was very true and Poignan I thought so too.
Speaker 1: I mean, the mistake he made was just disrespecting his opponent.
Speaker 1: That's all in my mind it is. There ain't no
Speaker 1: one goes back to that thing where we we expect
Speaker 1: them who come everyone to have that faux humble thing
Speaker 1: and like, well it's just a great game, a great team,
Speaker 1: bla blah blah blah. And you know inside they're running
Speaker 1: down there, they're like we're the greatest. They want to
Speaker 1: pound the chest we just we were doing and that's
Speaker 1: why people like you know, boxers and m m a
Speaker 1: fighters can say all that stuff and you're like, no,
Speaker 1: I am the greatest and I'm gonna I'm gonna kick
Speaker 1: your at. I mean, they say that and it's no
Speaker 1: problem for some reason. But that seems like that would
Speaker 1: be right for spoofing. Could you imagine a boxer coming
Speaker 1: out and go like, oh, he's gonna kick my at
Speaker 1: if I, you know, if I don't have a good fight.
Speaker 1: That's true, that's right exactly. Uh but yeah, no, obviously
Speaker 1: that that would be right up the soup alley. It would.
Speaker 1: But here's the problem is that I literally said to
Speaker 1: the super audience as we taped the show yesterday, I go,
Speaker 1: did you guys watch the playoff games last weekend? No? Hand, No,
Speaker 1: everyone is just like play off of what what do
Speaker 1: you play off of? You like a like a like
Speaker 1: an improvised show like they So fifty six million people
Speaker 1: watched it. None of them were in the souper audience.
Speaker 1: And that's not yesterday. So Richard was a big hit
Speaker 1: when he was on the show. Yeah, I must have
Speaker 1: been a huge hit. There must have been. It's not
Speaker 1: your ah, great actor. By the way, they have no
Speaker 1: problem from the Northwest. I have no problem with that. No,
Speaker 1: they but it is interesting to see how the demographics
Speaker 1: skew when it comes to that stuff. When you go
Speaker 1: I was like, you guys didn't like one person like yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like I don't like to see you. And then
Speaker 1: and I was like, do you know what they did
Speaker 1: this year? He was like they finally, they finally signed
Speaker 1: Canoe and so they don't know. Yeah, but but you'd
Speaker 1: have to Now that story is everywhere, so it's a
Speaker 1: little you know, it would be a little bit easier
Speaker 1: to do, but justin Bieber, you know, that's much more
Speaker 1: in need. Or if or Sleena Gumez is doing something,
Speaker 1: or Duck Dynasty does something, than we're you know. Dynasty,
Speaker 1: by the way, is one of the the if you
Speaker 1: pulled NFL players, that's the number one shows watching his
Speaker 1: Duck Dynasty for you see the numbers on that shows.
Speaker 1: It blows away networks, I mean by a mile, American Idol.
Speaker 1: It beats everything. The same thing with the Sons of Anarchy.
Speaker 1: When it's own, it gets they get crazy numbers. And
Speaker 1: it's funny how because no one in the network seems
Speaker 1: to be uh notice, They're kind of like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: just the thing that's happening. Don't worry about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because cable is obviously made up more in the last
Speaker 1: What are we doing over here? We're doing nothing cable right, No,
Speaker 1: not at all. I'm basic. I'm just a basic cable
Speaker 1: sports guy. That is not true. You have to pay
Speaker 1: for the packages with the NFL, so you start a
Speaker 1: tiered I'm a tiered cable sports when I when I
Speaker 1: buy the Seahawks full season? Right? That is? What did
Speaker 1: you call me? James Bond? On Twitter? You tweeted out
Speaker 1: that I looked like, well the look on your face
Speaker 1: for if Paul Giamati was playing James Bond. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: very suave in that commercial, and uh it's there's there's
Speaker 1: some great makeup that there was no there was no
Speaker 1: Aston Martin to jump into. There was there wasn't any
Speaker 1: of that stuff. Do you have like a Marriott Black
Speaker 1: card you can walk in anywhere? Just so like they're
Speaker 1: like Mr. Right this way, I have a courtyard by Mariot.
Speaker 1: Would you like a kitchen or banana? We can provide
Speaker 1: the potassium for How mu should they pay you for that?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm sorry, that's my favorite question. That's how
Speaker 1: you're doing so well, how much do you get paid?
Speaker 1: We're not. I'm like, well, I mean, we could definitely
Speaker 1: compare receipts, and I would I would probably take yours.
Speaker 1: I'll take your receipts of what I bought because I
Speaker 1: just bought a sour apple spray to spray on the
Speaker 1: legs of my furniture so my puppy will stop eating it.
Speaker 1: So I have a receipt for that, and then I
Speaker 1: have a received for some pills to give the dog
Speaker 1: so it'll stop eating it. So well, maybe that's why
Speaker 1: people weren't hop into it outside the car is because
Speaker 1: of that's they're not in teena on the sour apples smell.
Speaker 1: That's true. Full circle here? How do we got really off? So?
Speaker 1: What do you think is the final score of this game? Two?
Speaker 1: For some reason, they get a safety, they get they
Speaker 1: extra down, two extra points that you know, you like it?
Speaker 1: So you're Seahawks, You're you're You're you're confident you like it?
Speaker 1: I really do. I really do like because when I
Speaker 1: watched the Seahawks games, they are and it might be
Speaker 1: because I'm too close to them, but they're crazy games.
Speaker 1: It seems that the Seahawks have had a lot of
Speaker 1: crazy games this year, and I think that in people like, gosh,
Speaker 1: that game was crazy and the last and they're always
Speaker 1: crazy because they remind me when I was playing football.
Speaker 1: You do that, you do these drills where you just
Speaker 1: throw the football out and two guys just run at
Speaker 1: it right, and every every play seems to be like that.
Speaker 1: And then Russell Wilson is I think is one of
Speaker 1: the most exciting quarterbacks in the league, and you and
Speaker 1: he when a play gets broken, there's stuff happening, and
Speaker 1: it were in I always think like, well, we got
Speaker 1: a chance here, or in that first play last week's game,
Speaker 1: the fumble, I was like, this is part of the narrative.
Speaker 1: This is just part of the narrative. It's all fine.
Speaker 1: And so I feel like, um, if we if we
Speaker 1: cannot believe I'm about to say this, but if we
Speaker 1: can play our game, if we play that game, I
Speaker 1: think as crazy as we I think there's just this
Speaker 1: crazy energy kind of like this sounds uh too much,
Speaker 1: too cliche, but you know, like when um NC State
Speaker 1: won back in eight when was it It was just
Speaker 1: like every game was crazy, Every game seemed impossible. Sometimes
Speaker 1: every game you know, the games we it seems like
Speaker 1: we should win. We're tough, and the games that you know,
Speaker 1: like we weren't supposed to win, we we won. So
Speaker 1: I think I think that's what I hope. I mean,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be going if I didn't think we could win.
Speaker 1: There you go, of course, because I'm gonna be standing
Speaker 1: next to Roger Goodell just with wanking gallons of hot
Speaker 1: chocolate trying to get the warmth from his pants. Pants.
Speaker 1: Here's the traveling pants. When I freeze, when I get
Speaker 1: frost bite, I'm gonna break off my finger, my my
Speaker 1: my index finger, because we will have one and I'll
Speaker 1: think will be number one. I'll just break off that
Speaker 1: index finger and throw it on the field and I'll
Speaker 1: look for it. You can, you can have it. You
Speaker 1: can wear it as a necklace. I'm touched, you see,
Speaker 1: it's touch. Thank you for coming in and battling the traffic.
Speaker 1: We're not done, Yeah, Rich just gonna leave. We're going
Speaker 1: to just continue the kind I wish. Oh, you're gonna
Speaker 1: go talk a second grade or so I'm gonna go talk. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go do. That's exactly what I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: is when they asked, what do you do for living?
Speaker 1: I try my best not to up. Yeah, no, just
Speaker 1: say like, well, I was in a movie called Sideways.
Speaker 1: Really put on the map, right my dad commissioner Baseball,
Speaker 1: big fan exactly, And hey everybody, Um, that's who I am.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so who wants to come at me? Now?
Speaker 1: And then just fight? Kid? Alright? Go see the soup
Speaker 1: on each channel. Community say hello to community watch community
Speaker 1: next Thursday, Thursday night after Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna burp, but um good please eight o'clock wonderful seventh Central,
Speaker 1: NBC home off the live sound of music. You know
Speaker 1: they're Peter Pan and uh, maybe you want to do
Speaker 1: some maybe some stunt cans. Well, I would love to
Speaker 1: do that. I'll get with the Giamatti's reps. We'll see
Speaker 1: what we can do. We'll do that. You don't even
Speaker 1: talk to them. They just assume it's you. Okay, it's me.
Speaker 1: I own it. I just got to own it. Let'
Speaker 1: show up with the tights. Thank you, Joel McHale. Back
Speaker 1: on the Rich Eyes and let's get back on the
Speaker 1: phone now and skype Joel mccale. Everybody. Well, that ended
Speaker 1: up working out. That is the first ever phoner in
Speaker 1: person we've ever done and probably will ever do. That's
Speaker 1: cast history. I think that worked out pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so too. Um well, you got a lot
Speaker 1: of hopefully you got all the bleeps. That was good.
Speaker 1: I heard I may have missed one while I was
Speaker 1: out there pulling him in, but I heard him say
Speaker 1: it directly, So, uh, I got it. You you didn't
Speaker 1: get that. You you got the real time code. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: at the time code, the real time code. Oh my gosh, almighty.
Speaker 1: And in the meantime, as soon as he walks out
Speaker 1: that door, where you go on NFL dot com and
Speaker 1: there's a video up of him interviewing Richard Sherman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you check it out on NFL dot com right now.
Speaker 1: I guess he was up at the Seahawks facility earlier
Speaker 1: this season and he does a stand up interview with
Speaker 1: Sherman and it's pretty funny. As kids are in the background,
Speaker 1: you can't see him. Apparently, they start making noise and
Speaker 1: he cuts away a couple of seconds in tells his
Speaker 1: kids to shut shut the hell up, and they're just
Speaker 1: sitting there dancing. They're like four and three that's from
Speaker 1: the regular season. That's funny though. Check it out. Very good. Um,
Speaker 1: I have one one while we're on the Seahawks. Uh.
Speaker 1: I think the Derek cole In story is incredible. It's incredible,
Speaker 1: What a good story, what a good kid. He he
Speaker 1: is unbelievable. We're talking about the fullback, yet another player
Speaker 1: on the Seahawks roster that personifies their coaches mantra of
Speaker 1: always compete and that if you can compete and you
Speaker 1: can do your job, you've got a spot on this team,
Speaker 1: no matter what your background or pedigree or lack of
Speaker 1: one is. And that's one of the reasons to root
Speaker 1: for the Seattle Seahawks, And to be honest with you
Speaker 1: for those who don't know, I mean, he's the first
Speaker 1: NFL player that's legally deaf, and first offensive NFL player
Speaker 1: that's legally deaf. Yeah, and when Russell Wilson changes the play,
Speaker 1: he's got to go directly into his face masks so
Speaker 1: he reads his lips. It's incredible. It is incredible. Search
Speaker 1: out there are commercial that mentioned because it's it's special, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's about how without the durst L batteries he
Speaker 1: can here, but the device in his ear and he's
Speaker 1: the one who caught the tipped ball touchdown on the
Speaker 1: then I against the Saints. Incredible, incredible, And I guess
Speaker 1: there was a letter that he responded to by hand
Speaker 1: high hand written response to a deaf fan who wrote
Speaker 1: to him to like a six year old kid. It
Speaker 1: was so cute. I can't can't make this stuff up,
Speaker 1: all right, So we're off when you go to the
Speaker 1: when you go to the super roll off, I'm flying
Speaker 1: out Friday night on a red eye. Actually I get
Speaker 1: in Saturday, I leave. I'll be there next week and
Speaker 1: um Media Day again. It was when we will take
Speaker 1: most of the special including Jim brock Meyer at that's
Speaker 1: next Wednesday, ten thirty pm Eastern Time, after the Jerry
Speaker 1: Rice Football Life and Post Show Reaction program. That's will
Speaker 1: come from Times Square, I believe with Jerry Rice. Correct, Yes,
Speaker 1: they're doing it, uh live there in Times Square'll definitely
Speaker 1: checked out, all right. Our show rears on Saturday as well.
Speaker 1: If for some reason you miss it, Okay, I want
Speaker 1: to say it one o'clock. So let's let's check before
Speaker 1: we go on on our on our on all the
Speaker 1: fantasy and all the housekeeping stuff, right, um where where
Speaker 1: there's no contest between us correct and the fantasy for
Speaker 1: the Fantasy Challenge. Yes, I mean I can't imagine. And
Speaker 1: that's over. Who who is leading our group right now?
Speaker 1: Chris Lownd. I don't mean to surprise you. It's all good.
Speaker 1: I'm getting there right now. I'm I'm on a different
Speaker 1: computer this week. Start to sign in, which as you know,
Speaker 1: which is you? That's Dicey. I'm signing in myself right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: the leader is Oh wait no, that that's the pix one.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I thought I had it rich. You were
Speaker 1: set up pretty well because you had you're getting I'm
Speaker 1: getting four times the points for everybody except I am
Speaker 1: this one. I'll choose now. I'm gonna go Doug Baldwin.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna see you hopefully he who'd you lose?
Speaker 1: I lost? Crap tree? Crap tree because you know he's
Speaker 1: m E D I O c R E um. It's
Speaker 1: so I've heard right, reports Yeah, reports have it that
Speaker 1: he is mediocre. So I am going to replace him
Speaker 1: with Doug Baldwin. I can't go at all Broncos. So
Speaker 1: the field is wide open because the guy that's in
Speaker 1: first place, uh it's d s O eight two picks
Speaker 1: and he's in first place by a wide margin. Um
Speaker 1: has Colin Kaepertick as his quarterback like Garrett and uh
Speaker 1: An kin Bold and Phil Dawson and Niners D so
Speaker 1: he's gonna be pretty much be out, which means the
Speaker 1: field behind can definitely catch you up. I've got three two,
Speaker 1: I have three sixty six. How are you in front
Speaker 1: of me? Well, I had a I had some big yeah,
Speaker 1: I had some big days early. But you're gonna your escalators, right,
Speaker 1: I have I have only two players getting four times
Speaker 1: to points, Seattle Defense and Marshawn Lynch. How many points
Speaker 1: do you have? I have a three sixty six? I
Speaker 1: have four hundred and seventy two. How is that all possible? How? Wow,
Speaker 1: that's fantastic? How is that all possible? Chris Law? Because
Speaker 1: I have pay you Manning? Right? And this is last
Speaker 1: week as well? Right, Peyton Manning, No, Sean moreno Marshawn Lynch,
Speaker 1: Wes Welker, De Marius Thomas Julius Thomas, Matt Prator and
Speaker 1: the Seattle Sea Huko. Yeah, but guess what I have
Speaker 1: all of those except instead of Welker, I had Crabtree
Speaker 1: and and I've had all of them as two point bonuses.
Speaker 1: Having point bonuses last week, I have got more points
Speaker 1: to make. I have four point bonuses for super Bowl
Speaker 1: on Lynch, Thomas, Seattle, d Prator, and Julius Thomas. I
Speaker 1: have three times the bonus on Moreno and Peyton. I
Speaker 1: have four times the bonus for the super Bowl on Peyton, Lynch, Marino,
Speaker 1: de Marius, Julius Thomas, Matt Prator in Seattle, four times
Speaker 1: a bonus on all of it. Looks like the latex
Speaker 1: might might prevail here. But how how is that? You
Speaker 1: know what this is? This is this right? Now? We
Speaker 1: have to check again the guy that so, wait, Rich,
Speaker 1: are you saying that there is a NFL dot com
Speaker 1: maybe second floor conspiracy someone on our development team is
Speaker 1: It's like going in and I'm in seventy second place overall.
Speaker 1: That's pretty uh, you know why, I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: I had a hundred and seventy six points coming into
Speaker 1: the week, right, Yeah, Okay, this now tells me I
Speaker 1: have three two points. Now let's do the math. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a hundred and fifty points correct. Guess what how
Speaker 1: many points? Peyton Manning had for me last week? How
Speaker 1: many seventy two? Guess how many points Da Marius Thomas
Speaker 1: had from you last week? I don't seven. Guess how
Speaker 1: many points Matt Prayer had from you last week. That's
Speaker 1: already a hundred and fifty points. I think you're on
Speaker 1: the wrong week, Rich, because I'm showing us five one
Speaker 1: overall points. Well, I'll tell you what it's not. It's
Speaker 1: not refreshing. Yeah, and Brockman's at three sixty six, no wonder,
Speaker 1: I'm up. Yeah, you're you gotta get your your cash
Speaker 1: checked there. You might not be um your your cash.
Speaker 1: You're good, You're you're beating me. However, Doug Baldwin is
Speaker 1: only on a single escalator for you. So if that
Speaker 1: is correct, if Wes Welker goes off in the super,
Speaker 1: I gotta check my cash. So what what what is
Speaker 1: my rank? What is my rank? You overall are in
Speaker 1: five hundred and Um? Actually, I'm sorry, that's your score.
Speaker 1: Let me check your one. You're ahead of me, that's
Speaker 1: all I know. You're I think you're probably in the
Speaker 1: top fifty of our group nine. So I've got five points.
Speaker 1: So who's in? Wow? Man, So there's a chance I
Speaker 1: can win this thing? Is there a chance I can win?
Speaker 1: That would be amazing? If you one group? Yeah, our
Speaker 1: our leaders are in the in the five seventy seven range. Rich,
Speaker 1: I think I can catch him. So it's gonna be
Speaker 1: tough for you, all right, and then we're gonna pick
Speaker 1: our We'll get our picks next week, okay, and we'll
Speaker 1: we'll we'll make obviously an audio podcast of all we're
Speaker 1: putting together for UM for the Super Bowl special. So
Speaker 1: I look forward to seeing you next week, Chris Law.
Speaker 1: And if if the Broncos fans out there are wondering
Speaker 1: why we're little light Broncos on this episode, check out
Speaker 1: the earlier week podcast if you if you missed it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were heavy on the ANC champions. Yeah, exactly, M
Speaker 1: chatting with you boys. Can I give an international shout out?
Speaker 1: This week? I was on international podcast or Ireland, Rich,
Speaker 1: you mean you were on in the United Kingdom? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: no no. By the way, we've gotten lots of videos
Speaker 1: and like pictograms of what exactly constitutes the United Kingdom.
Speaker 1: Law was so far off it was not even funny. Actually,
Speaker 1: geography at the Penn State. I just need to I
Speaker 1: just need to correct you. It's very funny. It's actually
Speaker 1: very very fun I had to make sure that you
Speaker 1: know peace was was kept between us and in Ireland,
Speaker 1: and I went on the Overtime Ireland podcast. So check
Speaker 1: that out of his fun stuff. Okay, so that's very good.
Speaker 1: Uh listen, guys, Uh, Barackman, we will miss you, but
Speaker 1: we will give you full updates and Chris law I
Speaker 1: will see you next week. Yeah, you're getting me into
Speaker 1: all the parties. Right. By parties, you mean what I mean.
Speaker 1: There's a bud Light party, Dave Roles playing the food Fighters.
Speaker 1: Here's the problem. I don't know about any of them. Man,
Speaker 1: come on, I'm a I'm a father of three with
Speaker 1: an obs third television schedule, so I don't even know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. You guys have a blast. I
Speaker 1: will hold down the fort and stay warm, all right?
Speaker 1: You take care of that? Is uh it? For our
Speaker 1: final pre super Bowl edition or pre super Bowl week
Speaker 1: edition next week, Joe Buck, hopefully we'll get Akman with
Speaker 1: him and an undisclosed Bronco or Seahawk together for a
Speaker 1: podcast to get you set for super Bowl forty eight.
Speaker 1: This is uh the end of this show. Thanks, to
Speaker 1: at Joel McHale on the phone and in person. Good
Speaker 1: job long going out there and getting them in the corral.
Speaker 1: And at Chris Law at Chris Brockman. I'm at Rich
Speaker 1: Eyser for at the Eisen Podcast. Me so stay listening.
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