Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just got rejected by Mattel
Speaker 1: for a new toy patent, like Barbie's Dreamhouse. He pitched
Speaker 1: Ken's Wet Dream. No, it's just hand sitting by the pool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's trying. God. The Laser Stories the segment where we
Speaker 1: read weird new stories around the glove, just like everyone
Speaker 1: else does, except we have a laser. Those other snot dogs.
Speaker 1: Just don't this first Laser Stories out of Elmire, Kentucky.
Speaker 1: Thirty five year old Joseph Hellard walked into his local
Speaker 1: minimart recently with confident exuberance. Oh you see, Joseph had
Speaker 1: a good feeling about the day. He was hopeful he
Speaker 1: might stumble into some riches because he'd zeroed in on
Speaker 1: purchasing his favorite scratch off lottery tickets. Unfortunately, for him,
Speaker 1: every single one he bought was a complete and total loser.
Speaker 1: Why are we talking about him? Yeah, I mean that
Speaker 1: would be the majority of people who buy up so headlow.
Speaker 1: Joseph was on his way out of the store when
Speaker 1: he put his hands in his coat pockets and suddenly
Speaker 1: he found ten dollars cash. But he had no idea
Speaker 1: what was in there. Okay, that's always so fun. That's
Speaker 1: like it's like winning the lottery. Yeah, you're right now.
Speaker 1: Because of his earlier feelings, he made the snap decision
Speaker 1: to turn around and buy another one. In fact, he
Speaker 1: ran into the store and selected a ten dollars hundred
Speaker 1: X scratcher. Okay, and in less than thirty seconds, Joseph
Speaker 1: was two hundred and fifty thousand dollars richer. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: is insane. I have this dream constantly. It's gonna happen
Speaker 1: to me. If I was dating him, I would have
Speaker 1: like scolded him and been like you should spend money,
Speaker 1: like that's ridiculous, and then he'd break up with you
Speaker 1: and be like I'm out by Sanders saw Joseph fall
Speaker 1: to the ground on his knees and asked him if
Speaker 1: he was okay. He told him he couldn't believe what
Speaker 1: he was seeing in the money was life changing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We celebration may have gone on a little too long, though,
Speaker 1: because a few days later he was pulled over for
Speaker 1: expired tabs and a canine team found a smoking pipe
Speaker 1: with white crystal substance inside with his money. Jeffs is
Speaker 1: a good money for a good lawyer. Yea it's next
Speaker 1: Laser stories out of France. There's a French town called Massage,
Speaker 1: and they had a mystery issue on their hands. From
Speaker 1: midnight until three am every day, their cellular and internet
Speaker 1: services weren't working. WHOA why that's I mean, it's weird
Speaker 1: that it's just those three hours. The local mobile company
Speaker 1: couldn't figure out the problem either, so they reached out
Speaker 1: to the French National Internet security officials and after a
Speaker 1: few days in town, they discovered someone was using a
Speaker 1: signal jammer to block all radio frequencies midnight to three
Speaker 1: in the morning. They trace the sign to a house
Speaker 1: and that's when a middle aged dad named Philippe answered
Speaker 1: the door. Is his wife upset about what he's been
Speaker 1: looking at online during a good cabra? Not quite, but
Speaker 1: when officials told him the issue, he was shocked. He
Speaker 1: explained he wasn't trying to take down the entire town's internet.
Speaker 1: He just didn't know how else to keep his teenage
Speaker 1: son from playing video games in the middle of the mother.
Speaker 1: It's just a well intentioned dad, he said. His children
Speaker 1: become so addicted to social networks and gaming. He bought
Speaker 1: the jammer online as a last resort. The whole town. Now,
Speaker 1: while it worked, probably wasn't worth it because jamming devices
Speaker 1: are illegal in France and he's now facing six months
Speaker 1: in jail and a penalty of up to thirty six
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. And if you think this sounds like an
Speaker 1: amazing plan to use on your team, think again, because
Speaker 1: they're also at least goal in the USA and Canada
Speaker 1: and could get you imprisonment and significant monetary fine. Wow,
Speaker 1: all the teams listening are very thankful that you added
Speaker 1: that party to the story, Jeffrey. This next laser stories
Speaker 1: out of New York City. Man named a Duardo Martinez
Speaker 1: from Honduras was in Times Square when the worst possible
Speaker 1: situation happened. He lost his wallet, insulting. He immediately started
Speaker 1: a panic because inside was four thousand dollars cash close
Speaker 1: a wallet with that much money at the place was
Speaker 1: packed with tourists. As Eduardo scoured the ground on the
Speaker 1: verge of tears, it's gone. He was about to give
Speaker 1: up when he was approached by two officers and they
Speaker 1: told him the wallet had been turned over by a
Speaker 1: fellow commuter who found it on the ground. After they
Speaker 1: confirmed the information, they handed it over to him, and
Speaker 1: that's when Eduardo opened it and found it was empty.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. The entire four thousand dollars cash was still.
Speaker 1: It was all there. The darg said he was beyond
Speaker 1: grateful and that the incident highlights the fact there's still
Speaker 1: good people out in the world. WHOA, and there's actually
Speaker 1: some good people in New York too. Who there must
Speaker 1: have been the tourist. Yeah from there. This next laser
Speaker 1: story is out of the Friendly Skies love here. After
Speaker 1: surveying more than fifteen hundred travelers, a popular website found
Speaker 1: just who were the most annoying passengers on a plane.
Speaker 1: Here's the results. Number seven is the recliner. Why it
Speaker 1: doesn't bother me either. Any person in the seat in
Speaker 1: front of you getting their full recline on for the
Speaker 1: whole flight. I think it's annoying. I don't move mine
Speaker 1: because I'm scared someone's gonna get mad. Number six is
Speaker 1: the noisy kid anything babies or children. I know in
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen, Brookie yelled at a baby on an airplane
Speaker 1: and everybody clapped. So good work, good fight. I feel
Speaker 1: the parents. Number five the drunk flyer. That one's obnoxia
Speaker 1: it's this entire room, is what it is. I wasted.
Speaker 1: Number four is the leaner. It's like when someone leans
Speaker 1: into your seat area, drives me nuts, lean on you
Speaker 1: or on the seat. Sometimes they're asleep or they just
Speaker 1: were trying to get comfy. I know last weekend I
Speaker 1: was the little spoon on a puddle jumper to Yakima,
Speaker 1: and that just started with a little lean Okay, next thing,
Speaker 1: I know, if you put your seat back, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: do the leading exactly. Thank you, Jose, I'm saying that
Speaker 1: was a good experience. Number three is the loud and proud,
Speaker 1: the Karens of the world and other passengers who were
Speaker 1: just talking rude to the flight attendants. How is that?
Speaker 1: Number one? They're just you know how much I paid
Speaker 1: for this flight? That we all paid for this flight?
Speaker 1: Chill out. Number two is the stinker did we know?
Speaker 1: I think it helped. It's a passenger with a bad
Speaker 1: body odor that continually happens or lingers during the whole flight. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then finally the number one most annoying person on
Speaker 1: the plane and he guesses, I don't know how we've
Speaker 1: gone over. I feel like everybody, oh, bear feet And
Speaker 1: then Nope, it's the kicker. People hate getting their seat
Speaker 1: kicked more than anything else on an airplane. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: I know one guy who refuses to travel ever again,
Speaker 1: only because he joined the mile High Club on every airline,
Speaker 1: so it's not really a challenge. Sound the laser stories
Speaker 1: come to an end of the day. We'll do it again,
Speaker 1: same time on Wednesday, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,