Speaker 1: The right number. It's the loser line. Just call me
Speaker 1: back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It
Speaker 1: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're
Speaker 1: walking downtown and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, miss, oh god, but did you happen to
Speaker 1: drop your panties back there? Because I know I dropped
Speaker 1: mine when I saw you. Maybe we can go look
Speaker 1: for them together. Whatever you do, resist the urge to
Speaker 1: take off one of your high heels and throw it
Speaker 1: at his forehead like a Ninja star instead given the
Speaker 1: number of the loser line, so hopefully he can leave
Speaker 1: you an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.
Speaker 1: Voicemails like this one. Next message, Hey Tritty, it's the
Speaker 1: karaoke bar. Good night. I thought you were going to
Speaker 1: stick around from my set, but I didn't see you
Speaker 1: when I was up there on a stage, so I
Speaker 1: just want to give you a little taste of what
Speaker 1: you missed. Um here's my standard Lvida loca. Hey, shoot,
Speaker 1: living the Vita loca. She smooth and smooth. You're down
Speaker 1: living the Vita loca. Her cat like a cat living
Speaker 1: the Vita loca, and she she has a hat living
Speaker 1: the Vita loca, So next time you you don't want
Speaker 1: to miss that. Anyway, If I'm acquitted, I would love
Speaker 1: to see us. And if not, you know after so
Speaker 1: we'll give me a call either way. It's like the
Speaker 1: Doctor SEUs version of Ricky Martin. Yeah. I kind of
Speaker 1: liked his lyrics better than the original lyrics, like the
Speaker 1: cat riding it with cat. I never would have thought
Speaker 1: to do that so much there, Yeah, why would he
Speaker 1: call it his set? And then two he just dropped it.
Speaker 1: If I'm acquitted at the edge. But the term acquitted,
Speaker 1: that must mean it's not a very serious crime, right,
Speaker 1: I doesn't matter. That's when it's a light thing, like
Speaker 1: a jaywalking charge. I don't think I don't know how
Speaker 1: crime works. Okay, message, Hey Erica, this is a I
Speaker 1: recognized you from your your You're Always day in page
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, that's her. Um
Speaker 1: so I've been subscribed to your page for super long time,
Speaker 1: and I was I was calling because I ended up
Speaker 1: getting laid off and so my money's a little tight.
Speaker 1: I was wondering as maybe I could get a you know,
Speaker 1: get a you know, a good fan discount. Maybe We're
Speaker 1: just like maybe twelve months or something, just so I
Speaker 1: can still stay subscribed and step on what you're doing.
Speaker 1: But please please call me back. I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 1: Communict this message by next message. Oh wow, I couldn't
Speaker 1: be a more perfect time to give out that. I
Speaker 1: just couldn't stop thinking like I knew only found sounded
Speaker 1: too good b to be true, Like maymen just making
Speaker 1: money not having all like talk to these guys. You
Speaker 1: still have to talk to him. They're still gonna find you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Remember you can't the special loser line number if you
Speaker 1: text the word loser l OSR to seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine two given out to somebody who's kind of creeping
Speaker 1: you out so he can call us and leave us
Speaker 1: a voicemail that we can play voicemails like this one
Speaker 1: maxed message. Okay, So I've been thinking about it and
Speaker 1: I was way too nice to you. I am always
Speaker 1: too nice and I get walked all over and I
Speaker 1: am not doing that again. So not only is my
Speaker 1: car reported to the police and I am pressing charges,
Speaker 1: but I found your mother on Facebook and I sent
Speaker 1: her a very lengthy, very detailed message about everything that
Speaker 1: happened last night. And about how gentlemanly you work and
Speaker 1: everything else. So deal with your mother. Yeah, have a
Speaker 1: good night message. Who did she report her car soon
Speaker 1: because he has it? Or think just didn't understand that
Speaker 1: all him gentlemanly though? Yeah, I think that she met
Speaker 1: it in like air quote. Yeah I think so too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: since she said in that message that she sent to
Speaker 1: the mom like he only tipped fifteen percent or do
Speaker 1: you think it might be worse? He opened every door
Speaker 1: for me. I don't think that's it. Hey, Christina again, look,
Speaker 1: I wanted to invite you to a game that I
Speaker 1: coach coach Kyle, so you can see me in action girl,
Speaker 1: because it is I think it'd be really great for
Speaker 1: you to see what this is all about. And let
Speaker 1: me tell you what my looks amazing in these coaching shorts.
Speaker 1: And I think you're going to really appreciate that. So hey,
Speaker 1: give me a heads up. I'm waiting here for you.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it. That's not one of my
Speaker 1: kids coaches imagine purposely has these like tiny booty shorts
Speaker 1: on just like Oh I I mean I bought sweatpants
Speaker 1: two sizes too small for word was bleeped. There you
Speaker 1: could see you what No, No, are we talking the
Speaker 1: front or the back? Is that it's the only thing
Speaker 1: I'm picture message, UM, it's UM. I just am calling
Speaker 1: to let you know because I feel as though it's
Speaker 1: extremely important to be upfront. I have to tell you
Speaker 1: I already looked up all of your Instagram info, UM,
Speaker 1: and all of your info on LinkedIn, and I did
Speaker 1: all those background checks that you can do online. And
Speaker 1: because actually, you know, paying the fourteen ninety nine UH
Speaker 1: is well worth it and running into like a coup.
Speaker 1: But I also have a connection to the police and
Speaker 1: the FBI, and UM, I just I want you to
Speaker 1: know that you are not going to pull one over
Speaker 1: and do anything shady. So this is not going to
Speaker 1: turn into like some Lifetime Movie of the Week situation
Speaker 1: unless I'm the one doing all the murdering. Okay, so
Speaker 1: just just take that into account. Also, Okay, so yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got I'm on you. I am on you like
Speaker 1: a hawk and a little ferret that I am on you.
Speaker 1: I like getting cuter and cuter and a bunny rabbit. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: her connections aren't not going to pay or if she's
Speaker 1: called the loser. Yeah, you didn't get into the bottom
Speaker 1: of the other. He doesn't want to murder you. He
Speaker 1: doesn't even want to talk to you. She sounds like
Speaker 1: a fiery one in Jose. She sounds single toime, you
Speaker 1: like fairy like fert Oh, sorry that was remember You
Speaker 1: can listen to Loser Line regularly at this time every week.
Speaker 1: Phone taps coming up next Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.