Speaker 1: I wanted to do this for a while, but today
Speaker 1: we're taking the challenge. No, no, I'm gonna read you
Speaker 1: a touching story, okay, and I'm challenge you guys not
Speaker 1: to say all that's the challenge. So cue the music.
Speaker 1: There's stop. There's an eleven year old Siberian husky from
Speaker 1: Seattle who just went viral because his name is Sterling
Speaker 1: and he seemed depressed after glaucoma took his vision. Don't brook, don't,
Speaker 1: don't do it. Just coming out it's down. Okay. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna show a picture of him to you, guys, do
Speaker 1: not aw all right. He has snow goggles on because
Speaker 1: where snow goggles? Because that's just how Sterling rolls? Sterling?
Speaker 1: That count you. No, don't do it, guys, Come on,
Speaker 1: be strong. I wish he was anyway. Even with six treatments,
Speaker 1: four times a day, still could not prevent the disease.
Speaker 1: Plus his surgery failed to save his eyes. Side, don't
Speaker 1: do it. Stop sympathizing with this dog. Yu. But that's
Speaker 1: when after the failed surgery, that's when something amazing happened.
Speaker 1: This is uncomfortable. Don't tell me. His owners came up
Speaker 1: with an out of the box idea to help get
Speaker 1: him around, and they got Sterling his own service dog,
Speaker 1: the dog. You're all out jacobs hunched over in the corner, Okay,
Speaker 1: doesn't really failing filing together? Okay, goggles of the other one.
Speaker 1: The service dog's name is Walker. And when it's a
Speaker 1: little ironic, when when they were introduce Sterling's mood apparently
Speaker 1: completely changed and you went back to his normal rambunctious self.
Speaker 1: You guys all lose the aude challenge, but I didn't
Speaker 1: care anymore. The owners even started an Instagram to follow
Speaker 1: the two called Sterling and Walker. I can go follow
Speaker 1: him at Sterling and Walker. Ye online at Sterling and
Speaker 1: the Walker. And now all they have thousands of followers,
Speaker 1: and these dogs get way more endorsements than I've ever
Speaker 1: had in the ten years of that. It makes sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they endorse beer Hower. Oh god, I'm not even a
Speaker 1: beer drinker and I fail the aude challenge. Maybe we'll
Speaker 1: try it again with an even sadder story, although I
Speaker 1: don't know how we could possible. Now that we've all
Speaker 1: done that, let's move on to something even more depressing.
Speaker 1: The shot call the question of the day. We have
Speaker 1: a booketful of names. Nobody move, and everybody keep their
Speaker 1: hands where I can see that. Okay, all right, you're
Speaker 1: all familiar with committing crimes against comedy. So today we're
Speaker 1: gonna see if you know your laws in a legal
Speaker 1: beagle one and done. Shot. There we go. That be
Speaker 1: so cute if they called out the cable. How does
Speaker 1: this work? We'll go around the room and you'll each
Speaker 1: be given a common situation that people think might be illegal,
Speaker 1: and you need to tell me if it is or isn't.
Speaker 1: This is fun and if you're right, you're safe. But
Speaker 1: if you're wrong, I'm bolting the door and sending bolts
Speaker 1: to your neck with a dog shot caller. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that's a Sean Connery finding Forrester reference. Now, alexis,
Speaker 1: as always, I have lowered the bar considerably for your question.
Speaker 1: Alexis counting cards at a casino blackjack table in order
Speaker 1: to gain an advantage. Is that legal or illegal? Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you want that, I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's illegal, but I think it would get
Speaker 1: you kicked out of playing the game, That's what I
Speaker 1: would say. I don't think you actually go to jail.
Speaker 1: For it. I don't think it's illegal. Not legal. Jake
Speaker 1: counting cards is legal? Okay, heavily frowned upon. If you're caught,
Speaker 1: you're likely getting to get kicked out. But she was right, yeah,
Speaker 1: not legal. No, she didn't understand what she was saying. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's not illegal illegal, which was right? Not illegal? Okay,
Speaker 1: that makes sense, all right, Hopefully you could just say
Speaker 1: legal or illegal? Sorry. Yeah. In the United States, many
Speaker 1: people think it's illegal to operate a car while driving barefoot.
Speaker 1: Is that legal or illegal? I see people. I've been
Speaker 1: told my whole life that's illegal. Why would that be illegal?
Speaker 1: I've done it before. Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, but
Speaker 1: when you're like leaving a beach or something, you don't
Speaker 1: want to get your shoes wet like and it feels terrible,
Speaker 1: like the petals. I actually, though, think that it's illegal.
Speaker 1: Driving barefoot in the United States? Is legal? Wow? Alexis
Speaker 1: is safe. Brooke is getting shocked or onto Jose oh
Speaker 1: by Jose eating something before you purchase it in the
Speaker 1: grocery store, even if you pay for it before you leave,
Speaker 1: is that illegal or illegal? Brooks done this too? I'm assuming.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're gonna get some grapes. Everybody knows
Speaker 1: you got to try yees are free year gross Man
Speaker 1: shopping with my parents and I was a kid. I
Speaker 1: remember one time I ate so much fruit sometimes, like
Speaker 1: kids are melting down, and so you go and buy
Speaker 1: one of those You go buy one of those food packs.
Speaker 1: You just give it to them and then you scan
Speaker 1: it on the way out, even though it's empty, or
Speaker 1: like the raw beef in the frozen section. OK, so
Speaker 1: it's still stealing, but you're still on property and as
Speaker 1: long as you pay for it. Yeah, but if you
Speaker 1: don't pay, he didn't say you're going to pay her not,
Speaker 1: it's right. I think it is illegal. Eating snacks before
Speaker 1: you purchase them in the grocery store is illegal. So
Speaker 1: I'm not getting arrested for the bare feet, but I
Speaker 1: am for the great jos are both saved. Brooke is
Speaker 1: getting shocked. Finally, Jeffrey, bringing your own snacks into a
Speaker 1: movie theater is that technically illegal or illegal? Dude? You
Speaker 1: feel like it's super illegal. Everybody done it before. You
Speaker 1: don't even sneak it, you dude. Men are so jealous
Speaker 1: of women's purses every time. I gotta say, my parents
Speaker 1: used to do it all the time, and I hated that.
Speaker 1: Why embarrassing? Yeah, I didn't want the stuff we brought
Speaker 1: from home. I wanted the cool snack food from the
Speaker 1: concession stands. Yes, typically laws are supposed to keep other
Speaker 1: people safe, right, and they don't sell alcohol at the
Speaker 1: concession stands, So what am I supposed to do? So
Speaker 1: the whole time, I'm gonna say that it is absolutely
Speaker 1: legal to bring stuff. Oh my gosh, bringing your own
Speaker 1: snacks into a movie theater is legal. There's no law
Speaker 1: against it. Just don't be an idiot and be obvious.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, criminal Brook is gonna get shots. And
Speaker 1: somebody wanted to hear the song Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley. Well,
Speaker 1: the Waring threw a party in the county jail. The
Speaker 1: prison band was there and began to the way the
Speaker 1: band was jumping out the joy began swing. Should have
Speaker 1: heard the rock that jail bird sing. Let's right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: sounded like seventies version. Whatever, that's your shot color question
Speaker 1: of the day Phone taps coming up in just a
Speaker 1: few minutes. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning