Speaker 1: Hello, this is Rolando from Broken Heyffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: This is going to be the sexiest podcast you've ever heard,
Speaker 1: So I hope you are not in public or it
Speaker 1: is probably fine. A new survey found most people feel
Speaker 1: like they've never had a boss who truly appreciates the
Speaker 1: work that they do. Yeah, I mean, wait, do ones
Speaker 1: that do that exist? Sixty three percent said their current
Speaker 1: boss doesn't appreciate them enough. Yea and Brooke, you know
Speaker 1: management is listening. Do you think that they respect you?
Speaker 1: And might I remind you you are in the middle
Speaker 1: of a contract dispute right now. I think it was
Speaker 1: a negotiation, but but you haven't been very easy netation.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm maybe forcing them to respect me, but
Speaker 1: I would say now more than ever before in the
Speaker 1: history of radio. Really Yeah, yeah, that's great. I mean again,
Speaker 1: because I forced them to. Jose, I know, you feel
Speaker 1: one hundred percent respected, loved and understood by management and
Speaker 1: everybody in the radio industry totally. And when everyone calls
Speaker 1: me Jeffrey and that other name, I'm so respected. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a nice little compliment to you. And as for me,
Speaker 1: things are going great right now. The other day I
Speaker 1: was in the break room and I saw someone I
Speaker 1: never met before, and I asked, Hey, do you work here?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is so embarrassing. Really happened? He said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm the head of sales for your radio station. And
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, cool, cu cu cu cu cool.
Speaker 1: You wonder why you don't get any endorsement. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: at least there's legit reasons that I'm not getting respect.
Speaker 1: It's mostly my own fault, but it's so embarrassing. The
Speaker 1: study said, there is one thing that can keep you
Speaker 1: at a job, even if your boss doesn't see how
Speaker 1: capable you are. Really, two thirds of people say they'd
Speaker 1: stay at a job as long as their co workers
Speaker 1: appreciate them. Yeah. I'm just looking around the room, and
Speaker 1: this has been great. It's been great work, just because
Speaker 1: you don't remember our names either. Yeah, do you work here? Yeah? OK,
Speaker 1: let's move forward into the shot college question. You know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have a black people of names we're going to draw.
Speaker 1: You don't, co worker? I want to say, Jared, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's hit. My music today is March ten A k A.
Speaker 1: Marten Ak and Mario. We're fans of Nintendo's favorite mushroom
Speaker 1: Love and Italians celebrate all things Mario Italians. That's why,
Speaker 1: for the first time in our show's history, we're not
Speaker 1: going to be left out of the fun. So we're
Speaker 1: doing a four player Mario one and dune Mario card.
Speaker 1: Because she reminds us of a much smaller, more promiscuous
Speaker 1: Princess Pete out there, alexis to start a compliment, I know,
Speaker 1: I don't think the quay. Mario is best known for
Speaker 1: being a plumber. But when he first appeared in Donkey
Speaker 1: Kong back in the early eighties, what was his original job?
Speaker 1: Was he a chef, a construction worker, or a carpenter.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't even want to consider chef.
Speaker 1: That just seems wrong to me. I mean, have you
Speaker 1: ever seen that original game? Now you visualize it, because
Speaker 1: he does throw something in it that would probably give
Speaker 1: it away. Oh really, I don't know the game. I'm
Speaker 1: imagining he'd throw like a hammer or some tool and
Speaker 1: be a construction worker. If you're a carpenter, I don't
Speaker 1: even know what you use. I don't know what you'd throw.
Speaker 1: A carpenter works with wood and oh, shoot, guy, now
Speaker 1: that I know carpenters use hammers, I'm gonna go a carpenter.
Speaker 1: Mario's original occupation was promiscuous the victor, so Alexis is safe. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Mario's last name has been a point of contention with
Speaker 1: fans throughout the years, and for decades it was thought
Speaker 1: that he had no last name, but during the thirtieth
Speaker 1: anniversary a few years back, the creator told fans his
Speaker 1: full name was Mario Linguini, Mario Mario, or Mario Romano. Oh, man,
Speaker 1: I don't think you'd want to help hoose that Gladden
Speaker 1: isn't Lopez, because then we would have had a big
Speaker 1: issue'd be a sexy video. The one clubber. I'd like
Speaker 1: to see his butt crack. It was a plumber joke.
Speaker 1: I feel like people were really upset if I remember
Speaker 1: right when this came out, like they were like, that's
Speaker 1: a stupid name. You're just hailing it in. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm leaning towards Mario Mario. I remember outrage. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with Mario Mario, good cab Brook. Mario's real
Speaker 1: name is Mario Mario. Yeah, that would make his brother
Speaker 1: Luigi Mario the Mario Brothers. Yeah. I know a guy
Speaker 1: named John Johnstone. I know Beth Macbeth Jo. According to
Speaker 1: an interview with Mario creator Sugaroo Miyamoto in two thousand
Speaker 1: and five, how old is Mario supposed to be? Is
Speaker 1: he in his mid twenties, his mid thirties or his
Speaker 1: mid forties. Well, he's got facial hair. I guess twenty
Speaker 1: year olds. Obviously in your twenties facial six year old Italians.
Speaker 1: When you're Italian, you just got it all the time.
Speaker 1: He had a career change. We know that when I'm
Speaker 1: picturing Mario right now. He's got a dad bod. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know Italian dad bod. But is it a thirty
Speaker 1: year old dad bob? Like my bod's pretty okay, which
Speaker 1: is amazing how high he can jump? And okay, he's single,
Speaker 1: so that points to him maybe being in his twenties,
Speaker 1: perpetually single, lives with his brother, sure, yeah, okay, maybe
Speaker 1: they are college roommates. I don't know anyway, So I
Speaker 1: don't think it's twenties, but it's the thirties or forties.
Speaker 1: According to the creator of Mario himself, Mario is twenty
Speaker 1: four or twenty five right now, Jose is the only
Speaker 1: one getting shocked. We're going on to Jeffrey, which of
Speaker 1: the following titles is not an official Mario game, Mario
Speaker 1: Versus Luigi, Mario Teaches Typing, or Super three D Mario Land,
Speaker 1: which of these does not exist. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: I remember Mario Versus Luigi. Luigi had a phase where
Speaker 1: he was going through kind of a hard time in
Speaker 1: his life and he became of evil rebellion. But I
Speaker 1: can see the logo for that too, Jeffrey, First, I
Speaker 1: think Murderous Luigi was the thing. I don't remember a
Speaker 1: Mario Typing game ever coming out. Go for it. Then
Speaker 1: you guys were awfully quiet when I I don't know
Speaker 1: if that sounds like it would be a boring game.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so I'm gonna say Mario Typing was never
Speaker 1: a game. I think it doesn't have long enough fingers.
Speaker 1: The title that is not an official Mario game is
Speaker 1: Mario versus Luigi. They've always been in great terms. I
Speaker 1: was thinking Super Smacks brothers against each other. But the
Speaker 1: thing about siblings, you fight, you make up, it's just
Speaker 1: part of the religion. Mushrooms, It's all fine, Yeah, exactly, Jake,
Speaker 1: Jose and I both got ours wrong, so we'll be
Speaker 1: getting shocked while singing heat Waves by Glass Animals. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I'll think about is you late nights in the middle
Speaker 1: of June. He has been faking me out? Can't make
Speaker 1: you happy? You guys are really feeling each other? Yea,
Speaker 1: Mario Luigi vibes, that's your shot. Color question of the day,
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. When we're growing up,
Speaker 1: we all lie to our parents to take advantage of
Speaker 1: their love and trust. But yeah, it starts when you're
Speaker 1: a kid and you pretend to be asleep so they'll
Speaker 1: have to carry you into your bed yet and then
Speaker 1: when you're a teenager, you offered a house sit then
Speaker 1: secretly throw a huge party and raid the liquor cabinet.
Speaker 1: But when do you stop tricking your parents for your
Speaker 1: own personal game. For one of our listeners, it's still
Speaker 1: going on into her late twenties now. Recently she told
Speaker 1: a huge lie to her folks and actually got a
Speaker 1: free vacation out of it. She's gonna tell us how
Speaker 1: she did it and if she feels bad about it,
Speaker 1: and a brand new mass speaker at seven ten concession
Speaker 1: I can't take back girls. Speaker got a text into
Speaker 1: seventy five nine two in third grade, somebody passed around
Speaker 1: a box of lollipops to the class and I took
Speaker 1: two instead of one. I can't live with the shame anymore.
Speaker 1: You should. You should see me at the bank. It'll
Speaker 1: make you feel a lot better. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought you should see my paychecks that I deposited.
Speaker 1: Talking about that, right, but some people's guarded trews are
Speaker 1: bigger than others. Will say, let's hope that whether they're
Speaker 1: small or big or somewhere in between. On this show,
Speaker 1: we believe size doesn't matter, right Brook, Thank you Jessie that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is where it can come. Share your confessions anonymously
Speaker 1: and we will not size shame you. And one of
Speaker 1: our listeners wants to come clean about something she did
Speaker 1: in her past. She's chosen the fake name Lexi. So Lexi,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Thank you guys so much. HARRYO.
Speaker 1: Good do you sound weirdly pleasant, Lexie? Yeah? We're not
Speaker 1: used to hearing pleasant people on this show. So usually
Speaker 1: when you're about to confess something, you're nervous, you're scared,
Speaker 1: what's going on with you? The voice changes on you're
Speaker 1: the mass speak or tell us what's happening? Okay, Wow,
Speaker 1: I love shopping. I've always read it since I was little.
Speaker 1: It's like a hearty I feel that. Yeah. I love
Speaker 1: finding great deals. I love getting high end stacked. So
Speaker 1: far I just merchandise. You and Alexis are like kindred
Speaker 1: spirits here. You and brook though couldn't be farther apart. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not true. I love a great deal. I've never
Speaker 1: seen Brook wear anything Gucci or Prada. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I can't get good deals on those things. But don't
Speaker 1: think you're doing a bogo of that just doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: But that's what Lexi saying. She's saying she likes the
Speaker 1: high end stuff. Oh yeah, she said deals. I was
Speaker 1: just gonna say, wait, how are you getting good deals
Speaker 1: on designer stuff? They're all country is right there, international
Speaker 1: side two prime codes. But you can also just wait
Speaker 1: for sales, sales, or check the dumpster behind the store out. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what does this have to do with a confession? Though?
Speaker 1: So you love shopping? So I shop a lot. It
Speaker 1: is something I candal have money on. But I don't
Speaker 1: go overboard or anything like that. But a few months
Speaker 1: ago I told my parents that I have a shopping addiction,
Speaker 1: which I don't. You're on a confession show talking about
Speaker 1: it on the radio. Sounds I can't stop. I want
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to do an intervention, Lexie, but I
Speaker 1: just want you to be honest with yourself. So you
Speaker 1: told your parents you're addicted to shopping, right, And the
Speaker 1: thing is that I told them I needed help for it.
Speaker 1: My parents have so much money. There's completely well off,
Speaker 1: and I'm not. I mean, I'm not poor or anything,
Speaker 1: but I definitely could use some help. But honestly, I
Speaker 1: did it just to get a vacation um because I
Speaker 1: haven't been able to afford to take myself anywhere and
Speaker 1: I found I gave them this brochure. There is a
Speaker 1: rehab clinic that is by the ocean. It's gorgeous. Not okay,
Speaker 1: So you showed him a brochure for this really high
Speaker 1: end rehabilitation center by the coast. Yes, And I purposely
Speaker 1: pick people that are shopping attics, because I understand, like
Speaker 1: addiction is, you know, serious, but I figured this wouldn't
Speaker 1: be as exploitative and also as heavy emotionally well, and
Speaker 1: I could just kind of like hang out and eats
Speaker 1: good food and relax and honestly, I've just been stressed
Speaker 1: at work, so you actually went I went wow. I
Speaker 1: have to say it was I mean, yeah, we had
Speaker 1: to have meetings and things like that, but actually I
Speaker 1: like listening to people's stories. I didn't mind. Dude, that's
Speaker 1: terrible that you played on your parents' emotions and like
Speaker 1: you no, I just kind of felt like you can
Speaker 1: kind of gain some stuff from doing self help work. Plus,
Speaker 1: I do feel bad about this um And obviously they're addicts,
Speaker 1: but they also had some really great tips about like
Speaker 1: how to find discounts. Fanny, that's what you took away
Speaker 1: from your retail therapy addiction center, know how to get
Speaker 1: the high ends? Yeah, what what did you learn? I'm
Speaker 1: sure a lot of our listeners want to know. I
Speaker 1: want to know. He gave me the name of a
Speaker 1: site that's out of Korea where you can get like
Speaker 1: Coach bags, Gucci bags first sixty percent off, that kind
Speaker 1: of thing. I'm just like, this is such a rich
Speaker 1: person thing. Like you go to shopping rehab, okay, and
Speaker 1: you come away actually buying more stuff is how you
Speaker 1: came out of it. You know. The nice thing is
Speaker 1: it's like I know I'm not an addict, but at
Speaker 1: the same time, it kind of made me rethink my
Speaker 1: you know, and motivations a little bit. But will I
Speaker 1: relapse in six months? Probably? I thought you told us
Speaker 1: that you weren't addicted, that you just made it up
Speaker 1: so you could get the free vacation. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not addicted, but at the same time, I do spend
Speaker 1: a lot of my income on material does and so
Speaker 1: I definitely came away with that I'm not a true addict,
Speaker 1: but yeah, like I could probably take a break for
Speaker 1: a little while, maybe save up for your own vacation
Speaker 1: that you buy for yourself. At least you look cute
Speaker 1: no matter what. Oh my god, I feel terrible for
Speaker 1: her parents. I mean, yeah, but if they have a
Speaker 1: bunch of money, I don't think, honestly, they're not the best.
Speaker 1: If my parents aren't that smart, your daughter's happy. God,
Speaker 1: you honestly don't sound like ashamed at all. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess I can to feel worse than I do
Speaker 1: that you guys, I've been working so much the last
Speaker 1: two years, and I did feel, right, I need some
Speaker 1: kind of emotional kind of relief and break. And it
Speaker 1: was how long were you there for just seven days.
Speaker 1: Oh please, don't become friends with Alexis. Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: that website. Okay, yeah, we needed to go online a job.
Speaker 1: Right now, guys, I'm going on a week vacation text
Speaker 1: into seven eight, five nights. If you have a confession
Speaker 1: that you've been holding on too, we can hide your
Speaker 1: identity by masking your voice and you can become the
Speaker 1: next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. In today's phone tap, we had to
Speaker 1: bust out the voice changer once again, and we treated
Speaker 1: it for two reasons. Okay, first was to help me
Speaker 1: fit the character more than I'm trying to play. Is
Speaker 1: it someone masculine? Is that why you need to deliver
Speaker 1: your voice. It's a children's counselor at an elementary school.
Speaker 1: And the second reason is it's widely known around our show.
Speaker 1: I have an extremely manly voice that's intimidating to Brooke
Speaker 1: has mentioned that many, many times. I'm the opposite of
Speaker 1: what I just said. So I'm going to take a
Speaker 1: gentler and sillier approach when talking to this lady about
Speaker 1: her son's reading progress. I wonder if our audience will
Speaker 1: recognize my voice. We'll see in your phone. Tap right now,
Speaker 1: it's another twenty Hello, Well, how do you duty? Petro Pooty? Uh? Hello?
Speaker 1: Who is this? Yeah? Hi, this is Mickey, the school
Speaker 1: development counselor. Hey, Hey, how's your day? Uh? My day's fine.
Speaker 1: How's yours? Oh? I am super d duper nice to
Speaker 1: finally meet you. Can't see I beat you, but certainly
Speaker 1: like to treat you. What can I do for you?
Speaker 1: I'm just calling about your son. Noah, Why did you
Speaker 1: think I was a Jehovah's He's okay, right, he is okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to report that your son's made some teency
Speaker 1: weency improvements on his reading comprehension without all that previous
Speaker 1: tension here. That's that's been a source of stress at home,
Speaker 1: So I'm glad to hear he's improving. He does get
Speaker 1: a little higgledy piggledly when it comes to pronouns, but
Speaker 1: all in all, it's a hurly burly about grade level reading. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll say that. I'm just trying to keep up with
Speaker 1: what you said. I think I'm happy to hear that. Oh,
Speaker 1: it is good news because the classroom environment can be
Speaker 1: distracting a little ranked um sanctum at times, but for
Speaker 1: some kids it's just harder just keep their eyeballs on
Speaker 1: the prize balls. I'm sorry, that's what I always say.
Speaker 1: I'm at a loss here. I appreciate the information, thank
Speaker 1: you for the update, but yeah, do you do you
Speaker 1: always speak this way. I'm having a hard time figuring
Speaker 1: out what you're trying to tell me. Lex yweeky, how
Speaker 1: oh my goodness, like what you did just there. So
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sure you talk to kids all day, but like,
Speaker 1: I'm an adult, so for me, you can like skip
Speaker 1: the priming, the the easy peasy eyes ball. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't need anything that. Yeah, yeah, sorry, little a
Speaker 1: little too much boogie woogie huh oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll pull back on the razmatazz and all that jazz.
Speaker 1: So even when I'm asking you not to do it,
Speaker 1: you are still doing it, and it's distracting and annoying.
Speaker 1: Dingy dung. I'm sorry. Now, now you're kind of making
Speaker 1: me feel like a herky jerk and dingling. You know
Speaker 1: that's not cool. Okay, So I can't tell if you're
Speaker 1: trying to tell me important information about the health and
Speaker 1: well being of my child because you are going back
Speaker 1: and forth with these strimes. Please please stop. I read
Speaker 1: you loud and clear, like a cold beer got you.
Speaker 1: I feel like you don't, but but I do. I
Speaker 1: hope you're not talking about cold beer in class with
Speaker 1: the kids though. Oh, don't you worry that phrase is
Speaker 1: a guy. It's not like I'm talking about marijuana. Oh
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I just I really I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're saying. I really really don't. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I do just have one more teeny weenie Carabini three
Speaker 1: whiz Jeanie thing I need to tell you about. Okay,
Speaker 1: before I can let you do it quickly and play. Okay,
Speaker 1: you gotta be quiet, though, if you want to buy
Speaker 1: it down now. Hey, whatever you're gonna say. Your husband
Speaker 1: and your husband Jim asked us to pull an eaty
Speaker 1: waity baty ditty prank phone call on you. And that's
Speaker 1: what this is. Oh him mean, this isn't real. It's
Speaker 1: not real. I'm actually jeff from the radio show Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a phone tap.
Speaker 1: I was using a voice changer because we heard that
Speaker 1: you knew the show, and I didn't want you to
Speaker 1: recognize me. Do not believe my husband did this. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kill him. O Jimmy Winny better look out. Pitch
Speaker 1: is gonna cut off the hoochie coochie. No, thank you, Paky,
Speaker 1: Jimmy Wimmy for at least a week. Oh there you go, Pet.
Speaker 1: If you can't beat him, join them weak up. Every
Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: When Tiger King first dropped and took the world by storm,
Speaker 1: we covered it. Yeah, yeah, we did. I know, but
Speaker 1: it just sounds like you're trying to be a journalist.
Speaker 1: Or we did. We went there. When squid Game was
Speaker 1: trending all over the place, yeah we had Jose eat
Speaker 1: Calamari covered it. And now there's a new Netflix series
Speaker 1: that everybody's talking about. It just became the number one
Speaker 1: streaming show on the platform, and it has all of
Speaker 1: us wondering the same question, who is the weirdest person
Speaker 1: you've ever had as a roommate? Good? And it's like,
Speaker 1: I haven't lived with you, guys, so I can't name you.
Speaker 1: You keep thinking about whom would be and I can't
Speaker 1: think of Yeah, I know exactly whom. Well, don't spoil it,
Speaker 1: because we're going to talk about including the strangest and
Speaker 1: most hilarious things people ever caught their roommates doing. Coming
Speaker 1: up next. It's become one of the most popular shows
Speaker 1: on Netflix in the last week, talking about worst roommate ever. Oh,
Speaker 1: it has a bunch of episodes if you haven't seen,
Speaker 1: and I, for the life of me, can't believe Jose
Speaker 1: wasn't featured on one of them because he's lived alone
Speaker 1: for a long time. So we all watched it, except
Speaker 1: for Brooke who was busy gaming and I actually didn't watch.
Speaker 1: But basically, it's a true crime documentary about people whose
Speaker 1: lives were ruined because of their choice of housemates. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's crazy because it's true. I live for crime stars.
Speaker 1: I know. I'll just no spoilers. But there's a lot
Speaker 1: of deception, a lot of shadiness sprinkled in with just
Speaker 1: a touch of murder. So it's a bigger deal than
Speaker 1: just like borrowing something from your roommy without asking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: these are horrifyingly bad tales and real quick. I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys didn't watch it, Alexis you watched it? What
Speaker 1: did you think about it. Well, some were really really terrible,
Speaker 1: and some I thought the people were kind of just dumb.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie what people, the people who were
Speaker 1: getting this gammed or the people that scam What was
Speaker 1: dumb about him? She moved in with the man and
Speaker 1: didn't google him before from craigslist. Y'all look up the man,
Speaker 1: Google everybody. I google my Postmas driver. But now you're
Speaker 1: gonna after they're hearing this. Well, that show got us
Speaker 1: thinking good roommates are few and far between, and a
Speaker 1: recent survey asked people to share the weirdest, most disturbing
Speaker 1: things they ever caught their roommates doing. Don't worry, we've
Speaker 1: taken out all the murder ones. Oh that's good. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be a little more lighthearted than murder murder. Let's
Speaker 1: just get into it right here. Okay. Number seven says,
Speaker 1: one night, I caught my roommate cleaning the dishes by
Speaker 1: actually licking the plates clean and putting them back into
Speaker 1: the cover. That's my four year old would do, not
Speaker 1: an actual The weirdest part is he knew there was
Speaker 1: dish soap because sometimes the soap would be on his
Speaker 1: nightstand next to his bed. I still don't want to
Speaker 1: know what he was using it from. He's confused. That
Speaker 1: sounds like I mean something was clean in the house.
Speaker 1: Number six says I had a strange roommate who was
Speaker 1: very possessive over all her stuff. She didn't want me
Speaker 1: to touch anything. The strangest one was that she taped
Speaker 1: a big piece of paper over her wall clock because
Speaker 1: she says, she didn't want to share it with me,
Speaker 1: so if she wanted to check the time, she'd pull
Speaker 1: the paper back and peek in and then quickly cover
Speaker 1: it up again. I feel like this is a person
Speaker 1: who had a lot of siblings and then finally moved out,
Speaker 1: and I sing of her own, Hey, what time is it?
Speaker 1: Leave me a wall by your own. Number five says
Speaker 1: I remember one of my roommates had a secret booger
Speaker 1: wall in our room. Don't even continue, I agree with.
Speaker 1: On move out day, he revealed a portion of the
Speaker 1: wall he covered up with books, and he admitted he
Speaker 1: was sticking boogers there for the last two years. I
Speaker 1: kid you not. There was a giant, yellow, brown circle
Speaker 1: of boogers the size of a large beach ball. Actually
Speaker 1: gonna be nauseous discussed. Is it We didn't actually have
Speaker 1: to see it, and I'm still scarred. Yeah, very chic
Speaker 1: textured wall. If you're just joining us, we're going over
Speaker 1: a survey where people shared the strangest, weirdest things they
Speaker 1: ever caught their roommates doing. Number four says, I once
Speaker 1: walked out of my room and found my roommate lying
Speaker 1: on the kitchen floor. Oh. I thought he may have
Speaker 1: slipped or been injured or something, So I asked if
Speaker 1: he was all right, and he said he just wanted
Speaker 1: to get himself dirty before hopping into the shower, and
Speaker 1: proceeded to make floor angels for another good fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: or so. Two questions here, Why was your floor so
Speaker 1: dirty that he could just lay on the floor and
Speaker 1: pick up a lot of stuff? And what was the
Speaker 1: second question? I mean, he wasn't dirty enough? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that's getting two things done at once. He's cleaning
Speaker 1: the kitchen and eventually going to clean himself. I guess
Speaker 1: it is a different way, a different way to mop.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's smart. So yeah, his name
Speaker 1: was Swiffer. Yeah, we've been talking about the weirdest, most
Speaker 1: bizarre things people ever caught their roommates doing because the
Speaker 1: new Netflix series that's taken the whole world by storm.
Speaker 1: Worst roommate ever. These aren't quite as bad as those,
Speaker 1: but a really bad. Those are horrible. It's more like
Speaker 1: lighthearted hardline though. Let's keep going. Number three. On my
Speaker 1: first day of college, I had a roommate who cooked
Speaker 1: a big batch of spaghetti bolonnaise for all the students
Speaker 1: on our floor. He handed out plates of food to
Speaker 1: all the people that wanted them, and then afterwards we
Speaker 1: went back into our room and he showed me that
Speaker 1: he used a can of dog food in the sauce
Speaker 1: and started laughing. Maniaca, no, no, oh wow? Is that illegal?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You're not going to die? Are you
Speaker 1: asking because you want to try it? I mean, I've
Speaker 1: been a poor college student before you. Sometimes you got
Speaker 1: to work with what you can get food. It's like
Speaker 1: some of my dog's food. I'm like, dag, this looks
Speaker 1: pretty dope. There's actual peas in here. My eggs are cheap.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. One of these stories is about Brooke
Speaker 1: Brook is definitely one of the bad roommates. A great roommate. Okay,
Speaker 1: you a little messiah, a little MESSI let's keep going.
Speaker 1: Number two says my roommate had a girlfriend that didn't
Speaker 1: attend our university and she would come and stay over
Speaker 1: for entire weekends. Here it is, here's brook. I used
Speaker 1: to have my boyfriend that went to a differ at
Speaker 1: school stay in my bunk bed with me all weekend,
Speaker 1: and looking back, it's really cringey and I should apologize
Speaker 1: to my roommate. If she's listening, I'm sorry, they said.
Speaker 1: Whenever she swung by, they would just stay in bed,
Speaker 1: keep the lights off, ordered delivery, and never come out
Speaker 1: of the room. At one point, I woke up in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night to a weird noise. I
Speaker 1: went out and found a baby crawling around our room. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's turns out. Turns out they were babysitting and just
Speaker 1: let it roam. Okay. So that yeah, And the number
Speaker 1: one weirdest thing somebody caught their roommate doing, according to
Speaker 1: the survey, says one of my college roommates had his
Speaker 1: dad come visit for a weekend. Okay, the two of
Speaker 1: them seem pretty close, and they actually drank and partied
Speaker 1: at fraternity's together. I guess my roommate thought it was
Speaker 1: totally okay to have his father sleep completely naked in
Speaker 1: my bed without permission. I came back from my morning
Speaker 1: classes and opened the door to the side of his
Speaker 1: dad's hairy bottom poking out from under my bed. Sho
Speaker 1: oh girl, okay Brook yes or no, well, my dad,
Speaker 1: it will be I never that never happened in my life.
Speaker 1: But if that was the scenario, it's not far off.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing our listeners have had some hilarious nightmare roommates themselves.
Speaker 1: I want those people to text into seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine two right now. Tell us about your weirdest roommates ever. Ye,
Speaker 1: we'll hear your stories. Next. Text into seven eighty five
Speaker 1: nine two that says, one time I woke up in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night to strange noises coming from
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Oh, I peeked around the corner and found
Speaker 1: my roommate fast asleep in our sinks tiny an industrial. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've been talking about the weirdest and most bizarre things
Speaker 1: people have ever caught their roommates doing. Because of the
Speaker 1: new Netflix series that's taken the country by storm, Worst
Speaker 1: Roommate Ever, and so our listeners have been texting in
Speaker 1: a lot of their own nightmare stories. Dude, does everybody
Speaker 1: just hate their roommate because hate? It's just shocked. I
Speaker 1: think there's they're different. Yeah, it's very entertaining. Yeah, we've
Speaker 1: actually got a few of them on the phone right now,
Speaker 1: ready to tell us what their stories are. So let's
Speaker 1: talk to Dorian. Tell us about your worst roommate ever. Okay, so,
Speaker 1: like my very first college roommate, I'd never lived with
Speaker 1: anyone else other than my parents. Of course, this dude
Speaker 1: was a total dirtback. He hated doing laundry. Okay, and
Speaker 1: is this someone you were assigned to in the dorms? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't have the choice, right, Okay, it's always shocking.
Speaker 1: What was this guy's deal? So, like, he hated doing laundry,
Speaker 1: and I realized at some point that I've got all
Speaker 1: these underwear seemingly missing. Oh so, come to find out
Speaker 1: he had been quote unquote borrowing my underwear. And then
Speaker 1: I caught yeah, yeah, my underwear, dude, And and I
Speaker 1: literally caught him trying to return unwashed undea to my drawer.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're I'm trying to sell him online for a
Speaker 1: profit or something. Yeah, there's an opportunity did you confront
Speaker 1: him absolutely in the worst of ways, Like I'm I
Speaker 1: literally walk in and he's trying to put them back
Speaker 1: in my drawer and he's like, oops, I thought they
Speaker 1: were mine. Okay, honest mistake. Sometimes I put my underwear
Speaker 1: and other people's dressers too. Yeah, say you just need
Speaker 1: onun sexy underwear like I have, and then nobody wants
Speaker 1: to steal a let's parachute. Let's talk to Stephanie. Tell
Speaker 1: us about the worst roommate you ever had. So I
Speaker 1: had this roommate who would sleepwalk all the time. Yes,
Speaker 1: but not only that, get worse to where she would
Speaker 1: cook in her sleep. Oh that is dangerous. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So some nights, you know, we'd find her like at
Speaker 1: two am breaking eggs into the sink which we were
Speaker 1: going to eat those. So she wasn't even a good
Speaker 1: cook in her sleep. Noiable if she was. Gordon Rams
Speaker 1: put too much onions in my olet. Well, one night
Speaker 1: it got so bad that I woke up to smoke
Speaker 1: alarm going off, and I go into the kitchen and
Speaker 1: it is it is on fire, and she is not there.
Speaker 1: So thankfully I knew were er extinguisher was. We had
Speaker 1: one and I put it out, but like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we had a little talk and I'm surprised she agreed
Speaker 1: to it, but it worked for us. She let me
Speaker 1: duct tape her ankles to the bed at night before bedtime.
Speaker 1: Who's the weird roommate? Yea walks on doors work too,
Speaker 1: not with her? You want if you're just joining us,
Speaker 1: we're talking to our listeners about the weirdest roommates that
Speaker 1: they've ever had because of the Netflix show Worst Roommate Ever.
Speaker 1: Peter tell us about your worst roommate ever. Well, I
Speaker 1: lived with a roommate in the house for about a year,
Speaker 1: and after about six months, the house started smelling like
Speaker 1: really really bad. I mean it's a house of guys, right,
Speaker 1: I mean we kept it clean though that was It
Speaker 1: wasn't like crazy dirty. We kept it pretty clean at
Speaker 1: least I I too, okay, And after a while, I
Speaker 1: just I didn't know what it was. It was driving
Speaker 1: me crazy. I mean it smelled like if you guys,
Speaker 1: sort of like animals getting caught in like and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. So it smelled kind of like death, like decay.
Speaker 1: It did. It smelled like that. Oh God, did you
Speaker 1: find out what it was? Here's what happened. So I
Speaker 1: called my landlord and he hired like this inspector to
Speaker 1: like inspect the house, and he found the reason. Apparently
Speaker 1: my roommate had been keeping dozens of fish carcasses in
Speaker 1: his closets. Yeah, he was apparently saving them for an
Speaker 1: art project. He said, that's gonna make him millions of dollars,
Speaker 1: like a sculptural piece like fish bones. I can actually
Speaker 1: kind of see it. It's a commentary on how the
Speaker 1: earth is slowly dying. Yeah, gross, fish in the closet.
Speaker 1: I mean, we got signed for one more. Let's talk
Speaker 1: to Grace. Tell us about your worst roommate of all time.
Speaker 1: So this was years ago. I had this roommate and
Speaker 1: she refused to buy a toilet paper to buy it,
Speaker 1: so like she just made everybody else buy it in
Speaker 1: the house. Yeah. Like it was just like she's like,
Speaker 1: it's just a waste so many minute, and you know
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, you know, but you need it, right,
Speaker 1: and it's a thing you need. So she started stealing
Speaker 1: all of hours or just using it without replacing it.
Speaker 1: So all of us started hiding it, right or like
Speaker 1: taking our own in with us. Okay, So everybody's got
Speaker 1: their secret stash a TP so that she can't use it.
Speaker 1: Very passive aggressive house. Yeah, well we like it. We
Speaker 1: were like, I don't have time for this. It's we
Speaker 1: were trying to force her to buy her own by
Speaker 1: hiding ours, so she didn't get the hint at all.
Speaker 1: She started hoarding napkins from restaurants. I mean, I thought
Speaker 1: it was going to be grosser, to be honest, but
Speaker 1: that's gonna be toilet cut to We all go out
Speaker 1: to dinner, we come home and the basement is filled
Speaker 1: because she's clogged the toilet and mursed a pipe. Oh
Speaker 1: poor landlord. I still think about that sometimes I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh that poor man. So the lesson that we should
Speaker 1: all take away from this is what exactly what are
Speaker 1: you saying? Saying that murder is not legal or good? Uh,
Speaker 1: murder you to move out? Murder? Okay, byrus cycle toilet paper,
Speaker 1: don't murder your roommate. Alright, that's a good lesson. We're
Speaker 1: gonna try and stay on your good side. Grace and
Speaker 1: text in seven to eighty five to nine two. Keep
Speaker 1: telling us about your worst roommates ever. Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning be careful of what you post on
Speaker 1: TikTok because the FBI could show up to your house
Speaker 1: like they did to one guy in Michigan. Plus a
Speaker 1: group of girls came together to figure out if their
Speaker 1: friend was about to go on a date with a catfish,
Speaker 1: and when they discovered the truth, they were even more
Speaker 1: shocked than they ever expected. You're gonna hear what happened
Speaker 1: when we do a brand new TikTok shock that's coming
Speaker 1: up at a ten Roses are red birds like to flock,
Speaker 1: but when you're online, it's that's TikTok kok shot. Oh God, okay,
Speaker 1: because you're so shocked at clicks that viral video is getting.
Speaker 1: We've got some of the biggest tiktoks from the past week.
Speaker 1: We're going to get right into it. Your first TikTok
Speaker 1: click Shock is about a twenty two year old Michigan
Speaker 1: guy who goes by the name Chosen world on TikTok.
Speaker 1: That's Chosen with a Z and worlds without an Oh. Obviously, yeah,
Speaker 1: but his TikTok got him into a little bit of
Speaker 1: trouble recently. Shocking already. So Chosen's got more than one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand followers, okay, and his videos of
Speaker 1: garnered over a million and a half likes. A lot
Speaker 1: of them are just him dancing and singing with his
Speaker 1: partially dyed pink hair. Okay, very cool stuff that he's
Speaker 1: doing on that And in a bunch of his videos,
Speaker 1: Chosen is doing dance moves wearing a special pair of
Speaker 1: Nike sneakers with red spots on him. And that details
Speaker 1: very important because an anonymous tipster thought he'd seen those
Speaker 1: shoes somewhere else before, probably because Nike sells them, I
Speaker 1: don't know, not like that. So back to another video
Speaker 1: where he'd notice them, and then another one, and finally
Speaker 1: came to the conclusion, I think I need to call
Speaker 1: the FBI as the red spots blood. Next thing, you know,
Speaker 1: the FBI connected Chosen World to a series of robberies
Speaker 1: in that area, shot by checking security footage and then
Speaker 1: matching the footage to his special red dotted sneakers. Was
Speaker 1: he doing it sweet moves? When he robbed places? They
Speaker 1: had him at seven elevens, at gas stations, smoke shops,
Speaker 1: and in one of the videos, witnesses noticed his pink
Speaker 1: hair visible from below his mask. Not very good at
Speaker 1: going and you want everyone to know who you are,
Speaker 1: but you don't, don't you. God, it's not good when
Speaker 1: you hashtag your own robberies as you're committing them. Man's
Speaker 1: the bank teller a note and he's like, give me
Speaker 1: all the money. Then it's like follow me at chosen.
Speaker 1: When authorities arrested him, they rated his residence and found
Speaker 1: a glock handgun and his unique shoes. Yea says, if
Speaker 1: it wasn't for TikTok, they never would have caught him.
Speaker 1: So look at that TikTok actually doing some good in
Speaker 1: the world. That's a TikTok clickshock. You're next, TikTok click shock.
Speaker 1: It's a strange beauty trend that started in South Korea
Speaker 1: and now it's taking TikTok by storm because the hashtag
Speaker 1: slugging oh yeah has racked up more than one hundred
Speaker 1: and ninety million views. If you've heard about this yeah,
Speaker 1: have you tried Alexis. It's a new skin regiment. It
Speaker 1: involves smearing a layer of heavy petroleum jelly all over
Speaker 1: your face every night before you go to bed, vasili
Speaker 1: vasoline or like aquivar. Every thing is as I've seen
Speaker 1: so many reviews of people doing this and saying that
Speaker 1: you know, as gross as it is, it works. See
Speaker 1: that's what I've heard. And my my husband's grandpa was
Speaker 1: a doctor and he's always like, Vasoline's the best thing
Speaker 1: that ever came around. Just putting vasoline on it. I moved,
Speaker 1: ye and I'm a mouth breath. Well. I don't know
Speaker 1: what happens to people's pillows when you crawl into bed.
Speaker 1: They say it's like leaving a slug trail through your
Speaker 1: sheets every day. A lot of pictures that have popped
Speaker 1: online it looks like a bunch of snails I just
Speaker 1: like crawled over their faces and it's so messy. People
Speaker 1: have to protect their pillows using towels. But like books
Speaker 1: that they claim that it really works to help keep
Speaker 1: your skin hydrated through the night. Super moist drives people
Speaker 1: say they're glowing. I've been really tempted to do it.
Speaker 1: Please do it for us. I'm also a person that's
Speaker 1: put like mayonnaise in my hair, and An hasn't brought
Speaker 1: up Pal's weird things. Weird beauty trends have been around
Speaker 1: for a long time. What does mayonnaise in your hair? Mayonnaise, beer,
Speaker 1: eggs like it's all supposed to like make your hair
Speaker 1: pretty and people. Okay, dude, I know people can back
Speaker 1: me on those ones. Oh my god. Yeah, just the
Speaker 1: smell of it. The next day when she comes into works. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of dogs following Brook into the studio
Speaker 1: every morning. I'm gonna start my own it. Here's a
Speaker 1: TikTok click shot for you, your next TikTok click shot.
Speaker 1: This one's from a woman named ja Ja Joseph and
Speaker 1: she posted a video that got over one point three
Speaker 1: million views on TikTok. All right, so she's watching a
Speaker 1: big flat screen TV which is projecting the screen from
Speaker 1: her friend's iPhone, okay, And they're all talking to a
Speaker 1: guy from Tinder saying, are you a catfish? Because we
Speaker 1: don't want our friend going out with a phony, okay.
Speaker 1: And all these women are convinced that this guy's trying
Speaker 1: to do per okay, and he replies negative, we can FaceTime,
Speaker 1: And so the whole group of girls all FaceTime this
Speaker 1: dude together on the big screen TV. And when they
Speaker 1: see his image pop up on the screen, they all
Speaker 1: freak out why because he's actually attractive. It's the one
Speaker 1: dude on Tinder who's actually the person that he claims
Speaker 1: to be on the website. I usually get the opposite reaction,
Speaker 1: Oh wow, knew it. I don't think it's a red
Speaker 1: flag to him that he's face timing with like her
Speaker 1: whole group. Yeah, but he may have just ruined her shut.
Speaker 1: I think this isn't becoming a more normal thing now,
Speaker 1: where you ask are you a catfish? Straight up and
Speaker 1: you have to prove totally. I ask girls of their bots,
Speaker 1: and one girl responded, yes, I am beat, boope, beep
Speaker 1: and a good sense. But that's the world that we
Speaker 1: live in today. It's headline news when somebody turns out
Speaker 1: to not be a cattish saying he was a famous
Speaker 1: person around Just who's exactly the guy who says he
Speaker 1: is shocking? Those? Are yours stories for the day? Broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning, Yeah, Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. Broke are gone for twenty three wins in
Speaker 1: a row today, And how sympathetic are you feeling this morning?
Speaker 1: I was looking real hard inside me. I couldn't find it. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's not good news because you're playing somebody who
Speaker 1: last time they were on lost so bad to you.
Speaker 1: They've tried to block the memory out forever. We're gonna
Speaker 1: bring it up again right now. Well maybe that wasn't
Speaker 1: you're not a sympathetic person. But let's welcome back Dan
Speaker 1: from Elma. What's up Dan? How y'all do it? Well?
Speaker 1: We're good Dan. How are you doing? Dan? Is that
Speaker 1: the first time you laughed in years? Or what? I? Wow? Okay,
Speaker 1: we want to get you a good memory, Yes we do,
Speaker 1: some of us do. The good people in this room
Speaker 1: do competitive We're sending the bad one out of the
Speaker 1: studio and all that happens. Dan. You know the game's
Speaker 1: played thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 1: you don't know when, you can say pass. But you
Speaker 1: do have to beat broke out right to win. Are
Speaker 1: you ready? It might be a lot of passing, but
Speaker 1: I'm ready. All right, I believe in you. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Today's National Bagpipe Day. What instrument
Speaker 1: family is it in? Aren't link is the main character?
Speaker 1: And what iconic video game franchise, Oh My Son's Gonna
Speaker 1: Kill Me? What state has shoreline on both the Atlantic
Speaker 1: Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico. What state has shoreline
Speaker 1: on both the Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico.
Speaker 1: Answer Delda, Now, oh Dan, we're gonna bring brook back
Speaker 1: into the studio classic. Yeah. I don't know about redemption today.
Speaker 1: We'll see, but I did. He did ask me. What's
Speaker 1: something interest in the show doesn't know about me? Maybe
Speaker 1: I'll just lean on that. Um it is actually do
Speaker 1: uh announcing for a high school and sing the national
Speaker 1: happening every once at all when they needed to about Okay,
Speaker 1: you do have a talent that's promised me to say
Speaker 1: jose instead of O s every time? Oh? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because I got it. Every time I hear someone talk
Speaker 1: about singing a national anthem at a high school, I
Speaker 1: get like you get traumatic PTSD flashbacks. I did it
Speaker 1: once and it was it went really bad. It was bad.
Speaker 1: It's return. You're ready, Yeah, ready, Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Today's National Bagpipe Day. What instrument family is it? In?
Speaker 1: Wind Link is the main character and what iconic video
Speaker 1: game franchise Alda. What state has shoreline on both the
Speaker 1: Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico Florida. You would
Speaker 1: see a person wearing a hat called a tok blanc
Speaker 1: in which profession cooking chef? What position does Tyler Lockett
Speaker 1: play for the Seahawks receiver? Wide receiver? How many points
Speaker 1: do you score for an official bullseye in darts? Alright,
Speaker 1: got those answers in, let's go to the scoreboard and
Speaker 1: see how you guys did with Jose. I had a
Speaker 1: lot to drink before the show. I don't know what
Speaker 1: they're gonna play, so that kind of alright, Dan, you
Speaker 1: guys zero? God, he said, who's gonna pass? Didn't pass? Question? Brooke,
Speaker 1: you already know you won and you got four? Let's
Speaker 1: say oh no, let's yeah, let's go over the answers here.
Speaker 1: Today's National Bagpipe Day. Bagpipes are part of the Woodwind family.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Link is the main character in the
Speaker 1: video game Zelda. He's the guy with the shield and
Speaker 1: the sword, which Dan figured out after the game ended. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we couldn't give you credit for that, Dan. There's
Speaker 1: shoreline on the Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico
Speaker 1: if you're in Florida. The profession that wears a toqu
Speaker 1: blanc for their hat is a chef. That's the tall
Speaker 1: chef's hat. Tyler Lockett plays wide receiver for the Seahawks
Speaker 1: and an official Bullseyeon darts is worth twenty five points.
Speaker 1: I always give myself fifty. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just slaughtering
Speaker 1: everyone's fair. Yeah, that's true. So Dan, unfortunately can't give
Speaker 1: you any money here, but just we're playing. You do
Speaker 1: win two tickets to the New Kids on the Block
Speaker 1: concert June fourth at Climate Pledge Arena. Oh wow, okay,
Speaker 1: yeah Snational Anthem Bro. They let me. I would you
Speaker 1: enjoy that? Man, Thank you so much for're playing. We'll
Speaker 1: be back to do Win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow,
Speaker 1: brook and Jeffrey in the morning.