Speaker 1: Well you did it the hardest part. You hit play.
Speaker 1: Now just sit back and enjoy. Unless you're like at work,
Speaker 1: then don't like sit too far back. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: my year of hot is back on big time hands
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Speaker 1: I've discovered Armoir. It's amazing. It's designer women's clothing rental service. Okay,
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Speaker 1: first month of clothing rentel from Armore. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're gonna thank me. Try Armore today, Jose. Oh. I've
Speaker 1: never said this before, but your skin is looking like
Speaker 1: an oil of La commercial lately. Well you've been you've
Speaker 1: been moisturizing, Broke. Call me Jose Olaus and I just
Speaker 1: leave it. Why are you guys having are you having
Speaker 1: a moment? Hold on, because brook I just got to
Speaker 1: say I had a conversation with producer Boyd. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: your lips they're popping today. But whiz what's popping? I do?
Speaker 1: I spend time with those lips on holiday lockdown? They're
Speaker 1: just doing something, Brookly? Someone else? What's going on? You're
Speaker 1: using your daughter's lip gloss lately? Are you? They look
Speaker 1: extra shiny like this, Alexis, Alexis, your eyelashes they look
Speaker 1: so what? What? What is going on over there? What's happening?
Speaker 1: I had an allergic reaction to my fake lashes? Okay, Alexis,
Speaker 1: it's your like fifth allergic reaction. What happens every time
Speaker 1: because I'm allergic, Brook, So you just come work with
Speaker 1: ball eyelashes. But they're crusty and red. They get better
Speaker 1: after a week. I mean, you could have done every
Speaker 1: two weeks. That's half the time. The red. Yeah, personally,
Speaker 1: I kind of liked it. It reminded me of my
Speaker 1: favorite TV show, The Walking Debt. Do you think could
Speaker 1: you say, could you slowly say brains? Put the music
Speaker 1: up and say brains zombie right now? Brains everywhere in
Speaker 1: the office thought she had double pink eyes. You didn't
Speaker 1: want to say anything, but the whole office didn't notice.
Speaker 1: Ad So I don't know what's the plan going forward
Speaker 1: with the eyelash glue. Well, I'm not giving up. I
Speaker 1: will find a way. There has to be something I'm
Speaker 1: not allergic to out there, or just embrace your new
Speaker 1: life as a puffy, red eyed Well, next time you
Speaker 1: do it, make sure we get a close up shot
Speaker 1: for the brook and Jeffrey. Instagram needs to see that
Speaker 1: they do. They got the horror music we're talking about
Speaker 1: my last All right, now that we've got all that
Speaker 1: out of the way, let's move on to the shot
Speaker 1: collar question of the day, because we have a bucket
Speaker 1: full of names. Not today we do, Okay, we do
Speaker 1: have some names though, Okay, because March eleventh means a
Speaker 1: lot of things for a lot of people. Yeah. For some,
Speaker 1: it's National oatmeal, nut and Waffle Day. Oh man, all
Speaker 1: those people celebrating. For a special few, it's National Funeral
Speaker 1: Director and Mortician Recognition Day. Shout out to Marion Ottawa,
Speaker 1: keep em balming. You have the best caskets inside of Ontario.
Speaker 1: But for us here on the show today, it's middle
Speaker 1: name Pride Day and it's a special boys versus girls
Speaker 1: shot k go to the guys first and ask them
Speaker 1: the most popular middle names of girls in the country.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you'll do six names, and I'll tell
Speaker 1: you how many you got right, and then we'll go
Speaker 1: to the girls. Girls names are so much easy. Ever
Speaker 1: has the highest score avoids the shot caller gentlemen Europe
Speaker 1: first girls. Middle name's interesting, Okay. I know a lot
Speaker 1: of girls that are like Ashley, Marie, Jenna, Marie Marie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that really popular middle That's a great one to start,
Speaker 1: And one that I always hear for a lot of
Speaker 1: women is Elizabeth as a middle name, because a lot
Speaker 1: of people try and like pay homage to family members
Speaker 1: and relatives, and so they're naming them after their grandparents
Speaker 1: a lot, and there's a lot of Elizabeth. It's a
Speaker 1: little bit of an old school name. I like my logic, though,
Speaker 1: bro of going with like Jenna May girls that will
Speaker 1: constantly tell you their middle name. I do want to
Speaker 1: lock in Elizabeth. You do. I know like seven girls
Speaker 1: named Eliza. I trust you them. We'll do Elizabeth as well. Okay.
Speaker 1: It's very interesting. Not what I would have gone with.
Speaker 1: I mean, Mary Jane is the only thing I've think.
Speaker 1: But if you want to go with Jean, like Billy Jean, yeah,
Speaker 1: that one's always You guys have gotten Billy Jean and
Speaker 1: Mary Jane. Frankly, I don't even know Brooks middle names,
Speaker 1: so I feel like old name. Please you have two
Speaker 1: right now? Marie, Elizabeth, Jane okay, Jean, okay, Mary Amy.
Speaker 1: I'm just going alphabetically now, all right? Interesting the six
Speaker 1: names you guys guess three of them? Top ten, that's solid.
Speaker 1: Number ten was Jean, okay, okay, Number four was Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: and number one was Marie. Three points girls, all right,
Speaker 1: good luck ladies, you better get it right away, and
Speaker 1: no questionings. You're gonna do boys middle names and you
Speaker 1: have to be three to avoid the shot caller and
Speaker 1: six final guesses from you go ahead. Got to think
Speaker 1: common names. So like, I think a David would be
Speaker 1: in there as a middle name. Are you walking in David? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's yeah. I feel a lot of insecurity coming from
Speaker 1: the other side, and I don't really like it done
Speaker 1: that you would have looked if that was a great anyway.
Speaker 1: I also think Michael is going to be that's a
Speaker 1: good one. Yes, gay me realize I don't know my
Speaker 1: brother's middle names. You don't this game. Your brother's middle
Speaker 1: I don't know. I forgot them. I think I know
Speaker 1: one of them, but I don't know the other one. Okay.
Speaker 1: So one that I thought would have been on the
Speaker 1: girls list that could also be on the guy's list
Speaker 1: is Lee. Oh that might be no, I never, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would question is not? What is my siblings middle
Speaker 1: names on? Yes? I like le. So we have Michael, David, Lee, John,
Speaker 1: Ever middle names is it's such a popular Yeah, dame
Speaker 1: John or Jonathan could be a middle name. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: other real popular grandpa name out there, if we're gonna
Speaker 1: go grandparents to middle names, is Robert. There is a
Speaker 1: lot of Roberts in the world. Okay, I like it
Speaker 1: right now? Do we need one more? One more? One more?
Speaker 1: We're sticking to popular names. Yeah, Daniel, Yeah, because that's
Speaker 1: also it's my dad's name. So maybe that's why I'm
Speaker 1: like partial to it, just because it feels like a
Speaker 1: common name to me. The names I have from you
Speaker 1: are Michael, Lee, John, Robert, David, and Daniel. And of
Speaker 1: the top ten most popular male middle names in the country,
Speaker 1: you got five of them. Yea, that's literally the only
Speaker 1: one not in the top ten. That means the boys
Speaker 1: are getting shocked today. Daniel's my middle name. Okay, So
Speaker 1: Jose and I are going to get shot. Somebody want
Speaker 1: to hear that's what I want here, that's your shot, Cutler.
Speaker 1: Question of the day, phone, Jeff's coming up and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. One of the biggest artists on the
Speaker 1: planet right now is Doja cat. I just I love her. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's great. Like in the last two years, she's come
Speaker 1: out with so many hits and she's getting offer after
Speaker 1: offer to endorse all these different products. She should do
Speaker 1: all these different commercials. She's one of the celebrity spokespeople
Speaker 1: for Taco Bell, right, Yeah, I love her song in
Speaker 1: the commercial but I don't know the name, but yeah.
Speaker 1: And in her contract, she's apparently supposed to do a
Speaker 1: TikTok song about one of their menu items. Okay, and
Speaker 1: it sounds like she's not thrilled about it. Let's listen,
Speaker 1: I gotta do that TikTok and everybody keeps calling it
Speaker 1: a jingle. It's for Taco Bell. By the way, I
Speaker 1: banned that word within my team jingle we're not allowed
Speaker 1: to say that, but I have to do a jingle
Speaker 1: they want me to wrap about Mexican pizza. So I
Speaker 1: just want to give you a heads up before you
Speaker 1: see it. Just know it's contractual. I know it's bad
Speaker 1: on her TikTok and it made me love her a
Speaker 1: thousand times. Another thing on her TikTok where she's like, hey,
Speaker 1: that's what's talking about Taco Bell like weeks and weeks ago.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, what, Yeah, if you missed it, she said,
Speaker 1: it's contractual. I know it's bad, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: How do you think Taco Bell feels hearing that? Now?
Speaker 1: They love it because they see how real she is.
Speaker 1: It's the right brandy like the Taco Bell leads into
Speaker 1: that about that s That's what would be the craziest
Speaker 1: thing because so many companies are doing these celebrity endorsements. Now,
Speaker 1: if Taco Bell actually hold doja cat hey go online
Speaker 1: and rip us for the tuck for the TikTok, I you,
Speaker 1: I don't think, and it would drive more people to
Speaker 1: listen to And I'll just say this Laser Stories is
Speaker 1: coming up. Oh it's dumb. It's dumb, and I have
Speaker 1: to read the stories because it's I really like, that's contractual.
Speaker 1: Some of them aren't even real stories. Some of them
Speaker 1: are just surveys. It's bad laser stories. It's coming next.
Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that came out of the porta
Speaker 1: potty with chocolate all over his mouth and well nobody
Speaker 1: believes him. Yeah, it's true though. He was on a
Speaker 1: diet and he was hiding it from his mom and
Speaker 1: porta Potti is the only place you could get some privacy.
Speaker 1: That's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 1: stories around the glove, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 1: we have a laser and those other sewer crabs just don't.
Speaker 1: This first Laser Stories out of the UK. A twenty
Speaker 1: five year old British woman named Summer Munroe is in
Speaker 1: the news today because the thought of eating an apple
Speaker 1: or a banana is enough to make her gag. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. And it's not because she doesn't like fruit.
Speaker 1: In fact, she loves the smell of it and vegetables too,
Speaker 1: but if she ever tries to eat one of them,
Speaker 1: it makes her physically sick. She is she related to
Speaker 1: my kids because that feels like dinner at my house.
Speaker 1: She suffers from something called avoidant restrictive food intake disorder,
Speaker 1: or the acronym ARFID. Okay, yeah, She says she was
Speaker 1: probably about three years old the last time she ate
Speaker 1: a fruit or a vegetable. That would be awful. I
Speaker 1: love all that stuff, So how did this happen? Summer
Speaker 1: believes her food disorder was sparked by the fact she
Speaker 1: was forced to eat mashed potatoes against her will when
Speaker 1: she was a toddler. Why are you complaining? Are you kidding? Meet?
Speaker 1: My kids eat mashed potatoes. Oh, I didn't like. It's
Speaker 1: a texture. I didn't like him when I was either, like,
Speaker 1: the texture is just scarma. But since that time everything
Speaker 1: has changed. In fact, for the last twenty two years,
Speaker 1: Summer's main source of food has been chicken nuggets. Ye,
Speaker 1: Alexis is on her side. Yeah, she claims to be
Speaker 1: completely healthy. Is I mean? I would assume that's just
Speaker 1: only because she's twenty five, but we're talking about her
Speaker 1: when she was fifty five. She also occasionally eats some
Speaker 1: fries and a bag of potato chips, and her boyfriend
Speaker 1: doesn't mind. He says they still go out to eat.
Speaker 1: She just orders off the kids menu, which is a
Speaker 1: positive for him because that makes her a super cheap
Speaker 1: date tea I like he hates. When there's a plus,
Speaker 1: you get the little puzzles and mazes that you get
Speaker 1: to do on the sile faces. It's good to have
Speaker 1: an activity on a first day. This next laser stories
Speaker 1: out of missus Sippy. Assistant Principal Toby Price set up
Speaker 1: a zoom call with a second grade class in the
Speaker 1: new principle of the school. But unfortunately for everyone on
Speaker 1: the call, the principle was a no show. First impression
Speaker 1: there is and that's when Toby got a text asking
Speaker 1: if he could improvise and read to the class instead.
Speaker 1: He wasn't prepared for that, but luckily had one of
Speaker 1: his favorite books nearby. The book is titled I Need
Speaker 1: a New Button. He said, it's funny and silly, and
Speaker 1: in his twenty years as an educator, has read it
Speaker 1: many times. Apparently though this was the last time. Why
Speaker 1: because shortly after that zoom call he received a termination
Speaker 1: letter saying reading that book showed quote a lack of
Speaker 1: professionalism plus impaired judgment, and he was fired. Jose just
Speaker 1: gave my kids a book that comes with what ten
Speaker 1: different far noises that you can make. Yeah, animals around
Speaker 1: the world. Yeah. Yeah. Toby was shocked. He had never
Speaker 1: had a single disciplinary anything ever put in his file,
Speaker 1: and now he got fired over a butt book. He
Speaker 1: needs to read the book. I need a new job.
Speaker 1: So children's book authors, teachers, librarians all rallied around him,
Speaker 1: sending messages to the school stating the book is hilarious
Speaker 1: and sweet and that the decision to fire Toby was wrong.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's like about the Kardashians or anything
Speaker 1: right unforgivable. But so far it hasn't helped. He's still jobless,
Speaker 1: but he's not giving up, and he's determined to get
Speaker 1: his job back and teach others that funny books are
Speaker 1: needed in education. Absolutely, that's how you love reading. Yeah,
Speaker 1: make it fun. Yeah, butts are always funny. The next
Speaker 1: laser stories out of eggplant peach splash headquarters. Toby definitely
Speaker 1: get fired for being here. Yes, he's like I'm trying
Speaker 1: to vega. If you haven't heard, a new batch of
Speaker 1: emojis are hitting iPhones next week. They are. Some of
Speaker 1: them seem a little more useful than up. For example,
Speaker 1: the world apparently needed a kidney bean emoji. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what those look like. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like little red beans. They're beans. That should put
Speaker 1: some lima's in there too. Get all the beans equal black.
Speaker 1: This update also includes the pregnant man emoji. Okay, but
Speaker 1: maybe there's a few others. I could definitely see people using, Like,
Speaker 1: let's go down the list. A melting face emoji. Oh
Speaker 1: for sure, that sounds useful, A saluting emoji. Yah, puppy
Speaker 1: dog guys emoji that's holding back happy tears guy for everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: heart hands emoji like making the shape of a heart,
Speaker 1: an empty nest emoji, a troll, a disco ball, and
Speaker 1: I've been wanting a disco ball. Sorry, you're really excited.
Speaker 1: They're all part of the new iOS update that's coming
Speaker 1: sometime next week, and it also includes a new feature
Speaker 1: that lets you use face ID with your mask on,
Speaker 1: which means my phone's gonna bug me for three weeks
Speaker 1: to do the update. Yeah, you'll do it, and then
Speaker 1: it'll be like I'm four force in you to do it. Actually,
Speaker 1: Brook just said something. She said, Oh my god, did
Speaker 1: you see they moved the search bar on the bottom
Speaker 1: that was like months. It's really annoying. I've gotten used
Speaker 1: to it was still kind of annoying. Make sure you're
Speaker 1: going to text from brook of a kidney bean. This
Speaker 1: next lays of stories out of Sleepytown, North America. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I live here, I work here, I won overtime.
Speaker 1: Have you ever woken up from a nap and then
Speaker 1: felt worse than when you started? Yes? Sometimes it's a
Speaker 1: prominent sleep researcher was interviewed recently about how to take
Speaker 1: the perfect nap. Yes, yes, yeah, And he gives you
Speaker 1: two choices. If you take a short nap, say twenty
Speaker 1: or thirty minutes, yeah, you won't go into a deep sleep,
Speaker 1: and you'll wake up feeling refreshed, and you have a
Speaker 1: cup of coffee right before it. I'm telling you it
Speaker 1: is my go to. The deep sleep expert does not
Speaker 1: recommend the cup of coffee. Dude, try it. Are you
Speaker 1: an expert? Yes? No, I google search it. Jeffrey doesn't
Speaker 1: that college and days? You want to go longer? And
Speaker 1: that for ninety minutes, That's what I do. You can't
Speaker 1: go much more than that. That completes one full sleep cycle,
Speaker 1: and again you'll wake up feeling recharged. Okay, so I
Speaker 1: need to do an hour and a half. Anything longer
Speaker 1: than ninety or between sleep cycles in the forty to
Speaker 1: eighty minute range can put you in danger of feeling
Speaker 1: even groggier than you were before. My problem. I do
Speaker 1: like forty five to an hour. I need to extend it.
Speaker 1: That's my sleep cycle. I'm gonna practice this right when
Speaker 1: to get off word, So take my advice. Hit the
Speaker 1: sack and hit it hard. Yeah, just don't go on
Speaker 1: too long. And I know at least one person listens
Speaker 1: to my advice. Now slow it down just a little bit.
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna be done. Well done. Lisitor just text
Speaker 1: me this turtle the other day and said, it's the
Speaker 1: sound is real. It is. That's how means Laser Stories
Speaker 1: came to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
Speaker 1: same time on Monday. Not a lot of people know this,
Speaker 1: but Brooke has been lying to her husband for weeks,
Speaker 1: actually months. Yeah, I'm not surprised. Sorry, I mean, you
Speaker 1: might think we're joking, but Brooke, is that true? It is?
Speaker 1: And I don't ever, I can't tell him this. I
Speaker 1: thought you were gonna say no kidding, wasn't about a
Speaker 1: small thing. It was about a huge thing. She had
Speaker 1: to keep a secret from him. But finally the truth
Speaker 1: came out in Jose and I were there to witness it.
Speaker 1: Oh now, okay, the shocking details of brooks lorrid affair.
Speaker 1: And then oh yeah, there's also this other secret that
Speaker 1: I've been leading up to. Yeah, we're gonna coming up Carnival,
Speaker 1: Marta Gras, Brooks husband. The birthday party some of the biggest,
Speaker 1: wildest parties on Earth that the average person will probably
Speaker 1: never get to attend, but some of us did because
Speaker 1: recently brooks better half, Michael, celebrated a milestone birthday and
Speaker 1: she asked some of us to be there for it
Speaker 1: was so fun and you know it was gonna go
Speaker 1: well because Brooke was in charge of all the planning.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, seriously, I went all out. He actually
Speaker 1: a good planner. Set the scene for the party for
Speaker 1: anybody that doesn't know. So I am thinking, we haven't
Speaker 1: had a party in two years. We are doing it right, Okay.
Speaker 1: I got catering from one of my favorite restaurants. I
Speaker 1: had an open bar. Whatever you want to drink, I
Speaker 1: got you at water. The guys like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: an open bar, right, I'm like, still, they didn't have
Speaker 1: any tap water there. I forgot to get that. I
Speaker 1: had got the bar, and I honestly forgot why. I
Speaker 1: got the one bottle a small problem, and I got
Speaker 1: the sexiest, swankiest venue. I thought it was so hip,
Speaker 1: so cool. The lighting was just right. I mean it
Speaker 1: just felt good. I was so excited. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: like a high end nightclub. But yes, yes, most importantly,
Speaker 1: this whole event was a giant surprise. So you want
Speaker 1: to keep this stuff from your husband for weeks? Was
Speaker 1: that hard? Yes? Because I kept losing the one credit
Speaker 1: card that I don't share with him, So I was like,
Speaker 1: how are the stuff? And then I have to stalk
Speaker 1: the bar and get all the food. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I have a tiny little card. There's a huge box
Speaker 1: of Doritos because people need drunk snacks, okay, And he
Speaker 1: sees it and I start making up lies, like crazy lies.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that it's for work. I was like, like,
Speaker 1: he didn't question it much yet. Then he saw I
Speaker 1: had a selfie photo booth that I set up. He
Speaker 1: saw the sign for it. I accedentally left it out,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, also for work, We're doing this
Speaker 1: big presentation for our sales team to promote our podcast.
Speaker 1: Then I couldn't find the movie projector screen that we have.
Speaker 1: That thing was huge across Yeah, you have one in
Speaker 1: your backroom? Yes, And I'm like, where is this thing?
Speaker 1: I looked everywhere in our house. I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to ask him. I'm like, why, why? Why? Am
Speaker 1: I going to tell him I need this? Also for
Speaker 1: the party, I told him that we were that we
Speaker 1: were going to put the big new podcast logo on.
Speaker 1: Let the salespeople take selfies in front of it. He
Speaker 1: fell for all this while eating. Yeah, he went for it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So it sounds like he had a lot of close
Speaker 1: calls leading up to the event, but it was still
Speaker 1: on track to be one of the greatest parties in history.
Speaker 1: He had no idea until Yes, I heard the venue
Speaker 1: called you. Last minute was I'm troubling news. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you guys, they said, we have something to tell you.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the bathrooms don't work? Oh? Like, I
Speaker 1: wasn't shock. I couldn't like process it. And they're like,
Speaker 1: don't worry, we haven't figured out. We've got a green
Speaker 1: porta potty that we're going to set up outside, and
Speaker 1: I called my mom and I was like, Mom, I'm
Speaker 1: not allowed to have anything classy in my life. What
Speaker 1: am I going to tell people? Look for the red
Speaker 1: carpet next to the green latrine. Now it's sounding more
Speaker 1: like a Fox part. Yeah, reminding me where I'm from,
Speaker 1: and I use it. By the way, it was a
Speaker 1: very nice port there. You go. That's why we had
Speaker 1: an open bar. Ye. People care? Yeah, but so fast
Speaker 1: forward to the moment where you and Michael are walking
Speaker 1: up to the building, so he doesn't know what's going
Speaker 1: to happen yet. Yeah, but there's a security guard standing
Speaker 1: outside the door to the entrance. Yes, then what And
Speaker 1: the guy I says, Hey, I'm Andrea. I'm your security
Speaker 1: for tonight. And my husband looks at me and goes,
Speaker 1: why do we need security for a Mexican restaurant? And
Speaker 1: you've been making stuff, so I'm assuming you're like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not famous now. I Then we cover on the
Speaker 1: corner and everyone yells surprised, and there's fifty of our closest,
Speaker 1: most loved friends there. They flew in from out of town.
Speaker 1: They drove hours and it was just beautiful. It was
Speaker 1: such a moment. He shouted no when we shouted surprise,
Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, this he did. But Jose,
Speaker 1: Producer Boy, and I were all there. It was really
Speaker 1: really a fun time, such a blast. I do have
Speaker 1: a big list of grievances and complaints, but maybe this
Speaker 1: isn't the right time. I figured you would. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: what did Michael say about it after it was all done?
Speaker 1: One he felt bad because one of our friends wanted
Speaker 1: to come out with fireworks in a big bottle of
Speaker 1: ship pain and he got champagne all over the floor
Speaker 1: because they made him shaken, So he felt bad about that.
Speaker 1: But he just I mean, we danced all night. It
Speaker 1: was like for a week, all he's been saying is
Speaker 1: I can't believe you did that. I just I have
Speaker 1: never felt so loved. That's exactly what I wanted him
Speaker 1: to feel. So I don't know how anybody could ever
Speaker 1: top that, because You're right, there was like fifty to
Speaker 1: sixty people, and you could tell he knew every single
Speaker 1: It wasn't like you invited Randalls Hey one more time.
Speaker 1: I wasn't there. No, But honestly, I'm proud of you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know I can't wait for you to throw us
Speaker 1: surprise birthday. Yeah, that's where I was getting after we wantritos. Okay,
Speaker 1: apparently we do have some video of Jose and Brooke
Speaker 1: dancing at the venue getting damn we were kicking it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh I danced for like four hours. It was. You
Speaker 1: can check some of those out on our socials right
Speaker 1: now at Brooke and Jeffrey and go wish Brook's husband
Speaker 1: another happy birthday. I just see how cool Jose and
Speaker 1: I are. Hut that the comments, for sure, we were
Speaker 1: just phone taps coming up Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You guys ever stay up late watching commercials for those
Speaker 1: weird supplement things, and at the end there's that guy
Speaker 1: that goes side effects may include nausea, headache. Ask your
Speaker 1: doctor if this product might be right for Yeah, everything's
Speaker 1: gonna kill you if nobody really pays attention to those,
Speaker 1: But maybe they should, because today Jose calls a guy
Speaker 1: working at a nutritionist store and says he took exactly
Speaker 1: what they told him to and now a strange side
Speaker 1: effect has popped up. You'll find out what it is
Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. On the twenties, thank
Speaker 1: you for calling Nutrition. This is Ray. Can I help you? Hi? Ray,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're remember me. I came in
Speaker 1: there a couple months ago asking about supplements I could
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Speaker 1: but UM, yeah, that's definitely what we do. How to go?
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Speaker 1: I got something, all right, I got something extra that
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Speaker 1: hear me? I said, I got boobs from you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You mean like you built up your peck muscle. No,
Speaker 1: I use the stuff that you suggested, and now I
Speaker 1: have a forty four sea cup. Excuse me? Yeah, exactly
Speaker 1: what I said. And it happened overnight. I got up
Speaker 1: one morning, saw him in the mirror, boom right in
Speaker 1: my face, and I freaked out. Of course that's not
Speaker 1: that doesn't normally happen. Oh does that not normally happen? Ray?
Speaker 1: Because I don't ever see. Of course it doesn't normally happen.
Speaker 1: I'm a man and I have giant boobs, Ray, and
Speaker 1: I cannot stop playing with them. They're distracting me. Did
Speaker 1: you did you overwork your muscles. You know you might
Speaker 1: be swollen in your tech muscles. That's not what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. I used your supplements stops taking them over
Speaker 1: a week ago, and yesterday I had to go to
Speaker 1: the Nike store and buy a sports bra for the
Speaker 1: first time in my life. Oh you think that was fun? Ray?
Speaker 1: I in the worst part. They didn't have my size?
Speaker 1: Are they Is your chest seriod still grow? Still growing?
Speaker 1: Is it hurting? Oh? Why you're asking for a picture now? Ray?
Speaker 1: You want to see them? Yeah? I bet you'd like that.
Speaker 1: I bet you want me to text you a picture
Speaker 1: in my boobs right now. Huh No, No, that's that's
Speaker 1: not why I'm asking it. Real funny, Ray, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to help you with your problem. I'm not exactly sure.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the problem is. Every time I
Speaker 1: walk by a park, the baby's pointed at my chest
Speaker 1: and yells Mimi, Mimi. Oh yeah, how do you think
Speaker 1: that made me feel? Ray? First I wanted to slap
Speaker 1: the kid, then I wanted to breastfeed it. I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do, Like, I'm so sorry. I'm not
Speaker 1: really sure or what happens. Like we don't have supplements
Speaker 1: that would do what you're describing where you're growing boob enhancers.
Speaker 1: Have you thought about going to the doctor or have
Speaker 1: you seen a doctor really for what? Ray to ask
Speaker 1: about a breast reduction because of my back pain? Because yes,
Speaker 1: I do have a lot of back pain. Now, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: if your chest area is getting that large, you may
Speaker 1: want to talk to because that's not normal growth. Like
Speaker 1: do you have an allergic reaction for you're a vitamin expert,
Speaker 1: now you're a boob expert. Well, Ray, you're gonna get
Speaker 1: me out of the situation. That's not what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 1: you're getting really upset about this, and I would be upset.
Speaker 1: Two of them overnight, all of a sudden had boobs. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know who else is upset? My wife now she
Speaker 1: has boob envy. She sees me coming in taking off
Speaker 1: my shirt and she's like, oh wow, they're so perky,
Speaker 1: and I don't want them to be perky. I want
Speaker 1: them gone. Yeah, there's a lot of information is probably
Speaker 1: getting into more than I need. Like our supplements don't
Speaker 1: they don't have these type of side effects. You mean
Speaker 1: side boob effects because I got side boobs. Ray, all right,
Speaker 1: you can see him from all around three sixty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm understanding, but that doesn't okay, happen? Okay, I get it.
Speaker 1: Look this is the most efficient way. I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: down there and I'm gonna show you my boobs. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can help me with them once you see them. No,
Speaker 1: please don't come down here. I'll have my manager to
Speaker 1: call you. Oh oh, Fernando. You're gonna have Fernando call
Speaker 1: me now, you know Fernando. Oh yeah, did he help
Speaker 1: you when you came in. No, he didn't help me.
Speaker 1: He just said that you'd be gullible enough to fall
Speaker 1: for this prank phone call. Ray, did you say Fernando
Speaker 1: said I would I have gullible? There it is now
Speaker 1: I collect I heard it. Oh my god. Hey, this
Speaker 1: is actually Jose from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Man, this is a phone tap. Well,
Speaker 1: this is not real. What is happening? This is so stupid.
Speaker 1: Your manager set you up. Man. I was getting scared
Speaker 1: for a minute because I'm like, what the heck? How
Speaker 1: did they get booms from what we gave him? All right, well,
Speaker 1: look I'm probably gonna slide into your dam's later and
Speaker 1: still show you my boobs just in case. All right,
Speaker 1: I think I'll pass on that one. Fine, I'll send
Speaker 1: you my wife's boobs. Okay, Broke and Jeffrey. In the morning,
Speaker 1: there was a moment that you're about to hear, and
Speaker 1: Today's called perfectly encompasses this entire show because we all
Speaker 1: heard the guy on the phone say one little sentence
Speaker 1: and immediately three of us gagged. While Brooke tucked a
Speaker 1: napkin into her shirt, she licked her lips, and then
Speaker 1: pulled the metal fork out of her purse. I just
Speaker 1: think you guys are being too quick to judge. You
Speaker 1: should give And that was just one of the strange
Speaker 1: things that happened during a very, very odd date Nightd's
Speaker 1: not the word that Brooke would use to describe it,
Speaker 1: but it definitely seemed odds of the rest of us.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for you guys to hear it listening
Speaker 1: in your cars. You were gonna laugh so hard. Don't
Speaker 1: you want to try it a little bit? Definitely one
Speaker 1: of them, one of the weirder calls that we've taken
Speaker 1: in some time. You're gonna hear it in your brand
Speaker 1: new Second Date Update, next Second Date Update. You know
Speaker 1: when you say something trying to be cute and you're
Speaker 1: not sure if it came off actually funny or if
Speaker 1: it just sounded plain rude. That's my whole life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this shows for you, but you play it back in
Speaker 1: your head over and over again, wondering like, oh, was
Speaker 1: that the right thing to say. Yeah, that's where one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Amanda, has been living for her life
Speaker 1: for the last week. That's holding back the date over
Speaker 1: and over again, wondering if she messed up. Let's find
Speaker 1: out what happened, Amanda. Welcome to the show. Hi guys.
Speaker 1: That was a little weird the way you said that, Amanda.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, awkward for a while. Oh my god, we're
Speaker 1: just messing around with you, Amanda. So thanks for emailing
Speaker 1: in tell us about the guy that you went out with.
Speaker 1: What's his name? So? I met Sean online and um,
Speaker 1: he's really cute. He was in one of those pictures
Speaker 1: that like biting his glasses. I was like, oh I
Speaker 1: saw that, didn't wait wait what did glasses like on
Speaker 1: the corner? Oh? Like he was doing the sexy librarian
Speaker 1: and his profile photo. Yes he is that A that's
Speaker 1: an attractive thing to you, Amanda, well, you know what
Speaker 1: had happened was is that I was working Sex in
Speaker 1: the City at the time, and apparently the response was like, guys,
Speaker 1: two that are good and bad. So I was good
Speaker 1: all the time. Just eat those glasses. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: the old Sex in the City, right, because the new
Speaker 1: one would just say, guys that do that just mean
Speaker 1: they need reading glasses because Mary, it's an elderly Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. Okay, Okay, so he has glasses and he
Speaker 1: bites them. What else do we need to know about
Speaker 1: Sean to know? So we met up for dinner and
Speaker 1: we went through this like really nice Italian restaurant and
Speaker 1: immediately went out. So I'm like, we just hugged. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, though it was the Italian restaurant, your idea,
Speaker 1: his idea, it was mighty sex in the City again.
Speaker 1: But just I was just hopeful it was his idea
Speaker 1: because I'm like, oh, that's a great sign that he
Speaker 1: wanted to put in the effort for a fancy, romantic dinner.
Speaker 1: That's a great song that you wanted to do that.
Speaker 1: So good. How did dinner go? Well, that's where I
Speaker 1: got a little weird, because we were going to sit
Speaker 1: down and he went to take up my chair and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, thanks, but you know you don't
Speaker 1: have to do that. That's okay. Oh you said you
Speaker 1: didn't like that. It's not that I didn't. I just felt,
Speaker 1: I don't know, like I felt weird about it. I
Speaker 1: guess like I feel that I feel so extra when
Speaker 1: someone tries to do that for me. Really why I
Speaker 1: feel like they're gonna treat me like a celebrity. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, can you not? Like I was just gonna say,
Speaker 1: if I ever do that for girls, ninety nine percent
Speaker 1: of the time they are shocks, are like, oh no,
Speaker 1: let me be I'm capable of pulling a chair, some
Speaker 1: sort of hero for pulling my chair. Pull on, let
Speaker 1: me get you tucked in over here. Okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: I just I would assume he said, I know that
Speaker 1: I don't have to do it. I'm just trying to,
Speaker 1: you know, wine and dine you my friend. He's gonna
Speaker 1: look like a little bit. He wasn't upset. He was like, okay,
Speaker 1: a little bit of awkwardness before you start dinner, but
Speaker 1: were you able to get things back on track? So
Speaker 1: we ordered our food and we didn't have appetized I
Speaker 1: was hungry, and then it ended up happening that we
Speaker 1: had reservations for like six but then we had to
Speaker 1: move down a little bit because of traffic and stuff.
Speaker 1: He sounds like really important details. Yeah, well she's hungry,
Speaker 1: That's what she's saying at that point, because it was
Speaker 1: like later and then like I was hungry and you
Speaker 1: telling me they didn't have a free bread bowl on
Speaker 1: the table. Oh my gosh, they did. And now I
Speaker 1: was trying to, like Matt looking at it because you know,
Speaker 1: like you want, I like the bread with the sauce.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you think, y'all? I love hearing about
Speaker 1: you know, what your appetite was like, and why you
Speaker 1: were hungry and what you were hungry for. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: can we talk more about your actual day, like what
Speaker 1: was Sean doing while you were eyeing the bread? While
Speaker 1: just saying, first of all, food is important in my life. Okay,
Speaker 1: I understand. Now. So he ordered his food and I
Speaker 1: see him starting to eat, and he's just like picking
Speaker 1: up like a little bit of food at a time
Speaker 1: and just like putting it in his mouth and chowing. Okay,
Speaker 1: it sounds like a polite way to eat. No, was
Speaker 1: like silence of the lamps. Slow eating, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, oh, is that why he's a villain
Speaker 1: in that movie because he's a slow eater. Are you guys?
Speaker 1: Are you guys talking through this? Are you having a
Speaker 1: good conversation or are you just silently slow eating in
Speaker 1: front of each other. I'm definitely like talking, I'm eating,
Speaker 1: I'm drinking my wounds, so I'm like having a good time.
Speaker 1: But he's like just very solemn, just like giving me
Speaker 1: and then I just kind of slowed down. But then
Speaker 1: I slow down because he was just staring at me.
Speaker 1: At this point, I was like, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: okay with it. I need the person easter. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was Apparently I was eating way too fast, so I
Speaker 1: was like, um, what's going on? And He's like no,
Speaker 1: I had a big lunch and I'm like, well, dude,
Speaker 1: do you know if we were coming to this? But
Speaker 1: like okay? And then I you know when you just
Speaker 1: stop eating and then you just get upset about something
Speaker 1: and you're like I don't want to touch it anymore
Speaker 1: because it's like it's gone. Yeah, food vibe is gone.
Speaker 1: Sounds like do you want to talk about something like
Speaker 1: it's something bothering you really awkward. Become so dramatic. Now
Speaker 1: it sounds like you're pouting because he's not easy. I am.
Speaker 1: I was hungry. We talked about how much I love food,
Speaker 1: and he's like, you know what, I don't want to
Speaker 1: eat anything. I'm like, you know what? I want to dessert? Like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're still hungry. You want to make the date long.
Speaker 1: Now I'm emotionally eating. Now I'm like this, I might
Speaker 1: have a brownie, So okay. So then you ate a
Speaker 1: brownie in front of him? Is there anything? Is there
Speaker 1: any part of the date that you enjoy? There's something
Speaker 1: that you liked the brownie? So why are we calling him?
Speaker 1: What do you what do you want us to do?
Speaker 1: You actually want to go out with him again? Are
Speaker 1: you just calling for the free? Oh? I just you
Speaker 1: know what it was like, we had we had good
Speaker 1: conversations beforehand. I think it's like change. When I sat down,
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I'm not needy, Like I
Speaker 1: don't need you to pull out my chair. Like I
Speaker 1: kind of saw his personala change a little bit. So
Speaker 1: I was like, I think it kind of went downhill
Speaker 1: very quickly afterwards. So you think it was that moment,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, there are maybe he had an idea
Speaker 1: of like a slow service, chill meal, and when he
Speaker 1: got there, you stopped his whole thought of that happening.
Speaker 1: You're you're, you're, you know, you're not doing what he
Speaker 1: was hoping would happen. There's also some dudes who are like,
Speaker 1: if you don't reciprocate the chair, pull out of the
Speaker 1: door open, like what, you don't need a man? What
Speaker 1: are you some independent lady like yeah, yeah, let see that. Well,
Speaker 1: let's call him, We're gonna play a song. We'll come back,
Speaker 1: we'll reach out to Sean, and we'll try and get
Speaker 1: you your second date update. Okay, thank you. All right,
Speaker 1: hold on if you missed the first part of a
Speaker 1: second date update. It was mostly just talking about food,
Speaker 1: about what types of food Amanda likes, why she likes them,
Speaker 1: what time of day she prefers to eat them. Ended
Speaker 1: with the brownie. Yeah yeah, yeah, ended the whole day
Speaker 1: with the brownie. After conversation kind of deteriorated and the
Speaker 1: eating stopped. And I do feel like it was like
Speaker 1: a spit brownie too, Yeah, because he wasn't eating right
Speaker 1: and the awkwardness all started because he was trying to
Speaker 1: be a nice guy and pulled the chair out for
Speaker 1: her when they first got to the restaurant, which Amanda
Speaker 1: thought was a little bit over the top. Yeah, is
Speaker 1: that right, Amanda? That is correct. It sounds like you
Speaker 1: were both just pouting throughout the day. Yeah. Like he
Speaker 1: was like, fun, I'm not gonna do anything for you,
Speaker 1: including talk, and you're like, fine, I'm just gonna eat
Speaker 1: a lot exactly. That's well, I want to know that,
Speaker 1: Dave was sean. I don't want to to in like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well that's what we're gonna try and do here for
Speaker 1: you right now. But hopefully whatever the next date you
Speaker 1: have doesn't involve any food whatsoever. That way you will.
Speaker 1: That way you won't get distracted by the meals and
Speaker 1: who's eating how fast and what they're eating. You could
Speaker 1: just talk to each other and bond. Yeah, it's the
Speaker 1: next date. It's not even about food. Don't even father,
Speaker 1: don't call them food. And what are we going to do?
Speaker 1: Jeff give a gift certificate for talking and before dinner.
Speaker 1: Sure we could have like a museum tour or something,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. Okay, we'll just we'll just do it.
Speaker 1: We'll get it. Let's just dial Sean's number and we'll
Speaker 1: see what he has to say. Here we go, glow,
Speaker 1: Hey is this Sean? I yeah, who's calling Hey Sean?
Speaker 1: My name is jeff from the radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing, man? Yeah? Why
Speaker 1: are you calling me? That's a great question, Sean. You're
Speaker 1: you're to the point and I like that about you. Already.
Speaker 1: We're doing something called a second date update, and we're
Speaker 1: calling on behalf of one of our listeners named Amanda,
Speaker 1: who went out with you recently. Remember Amanda? Um, not really,
Speaker 1: That's fine, that makes sense. You guys like actually went
Speaker 1: to dinner, Like it wasn't just like oh, kind of
Speaker 1: talking online like you you physically met up with her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I mean I go on a lot of dates,
Speaker 1: you know, so I'm not Hopefully we can jog your
Speaker 1: memory about her. Um, you met her online and you
Speaker 1: went out to Italian You went out to an Italian
Speaker 1: restaurant and you tried to pull her chair out for her,
Speaker 1: and she made a comment like you don't have to
Speaker 1: do that any of this. Okay. I mean you probably
Speaker 1: weren't that into the dinner because it sounds like you
Speaker 1: weren't very hungry. Yeah, but she's a little bit confused
Speaker 1: on what the specific reason was that your date kind
Speaker 1: of ended a little awkwardly. I mean, maybe you have
Speaker 1: other things planned, or there's some something else that we
Speaker 1: don't know that happened during the date. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I want to say, but I mean I think
Speaker 1: I think she'd be okay, Like she just wants to know,
Speaker 1: you know. She also admitted that it was a pretty
Speaker 1: i mean bad date from her description, and she actually
Speaker 1: wants to redo because it sucks. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean I just have bad vibes from her during
Speaker 1: the date, and it might it might sound superficial, but
Speaker 1: you know, her dinner order like freaked me out. Her order?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Yeah? What was her order? You'd
Speaker 1: like a girl that only eats a salad or something.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? Oh yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 1: not just a salad. She ordered a salad with sliced
Speaker 1: up hot dogs in it and a strawberry nigret side
Speaker 1: wait dog salad. Oh my god? Is that was that
Speaker 1: one of the items on the menu. Did they go
Speaker 1: to dinner in your hometown. What is no she oriented
Speaker 1: herself like. She just basically was like, okay, putting hot
Speaker 1: dogs in there? That's on the wing staff were just
Speaker 1: like what they were like, huh you're like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: thing that like the show around you're saying that she
Speaker 1: got a green salad with like leafy greens and maybe
Speaker 1: some other vegetables in it, and then added hot dogs
Speaker 1: to the mix. Strawberry. What did it look like when
Speaker 1: it came out? If you want to imagine what gopher
Speaker 1: puke looked like? That was it? I mean, okay that
Speaker 1: we could talk about this for a while because it
Speaker 1: is really strange. But is on the menu? Is that?
Speaker 1: It's probably from the kids menu they pulled. But is
Speaker 1: that what? You weren't talking much during dinner because she
Speaker 1: said the conversation kind of stopped. I was grossed out.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry, it was just gross. Oh. I know,
Speaker 1: like right there, when I saw that, it told me
Speaker 1: everything I need to know about her. That one she's
Speaker 1: high maintenance and two weird. Oh my god, are you serious?
Speaker 1: Right now? You're not? You don't want to talk to
Speaker 1: me because I'm a hot dog and a salad? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so hold on, Amanda, Sean, Amanda's that's Amanda. Obviously she's
Speaker 1: been listening this entire time. She wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I'm sorry. I've never met the same person
Speaker 1: in my life. Who ever wanted that combo together? What's
Speaker 1: wrong with your taste? But that's salad was delicious? Delicious
Speaker 1: are delicious? Just put them together? It was fine, dud. Dude, dude,
Speaker 1: it's not just me. Even the waiter gave you a look. Okay,
Speaker 1: it might have been looking at me, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: for the salad. I ownered. Oh he was like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I kind of want to try it because no one
Speaker 1: else like a little bit like it. But I wouldn't
Speaker 1: go to an Italian restaurant for it. I don't want
Speaker 1: to try it. Are you really like you that a
Speaker 1: hot dog in a salad honestly ruined your entire night? Sean?
Speaker 1: Like that just seems crazy to meetite else. Are you
Speaker 1: that insecure that you can't see somebody eating a hot
Speaker 1: dog in a salad? Like? No, I love hot dogs actually,
Speaker 1: so it's not that okay, Sean. Are you just looking
Speaker 1: for someone who has the same taste as you? And everything?
Speaker 1: I don't think you're going to find that. I mean,
Speaker 1: when you're when you're eating hot dogs with salad, which
Speaker 1: is like the antithesis of like why you're ordering salad.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's dead. That's just too much
Speaker 1: of a wild card for me, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So it seems like you were more embarrassed by her
Speaker 1: then No. I was scared when I thought it. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: fear came over you when you made that order. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, it seems like something it's ground together in
Speaker 1: a prison cafeteria, exactly what. I don't know. My mom
Speaker 1: liked fried bologny a lot. We had a lot of
Speaker 1: that growing up. Anybody else Still, Yeah, in the sale,
Speaker 1: he might start hating the people that eat spam too,
Speaker 1: But that's okay. He can never go to Hawaii for that, Okay, Okay, soup, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know, like it could be like a Cobb salad.
Speaker 1: You know what's the difference ham hot dog? They're pretty similar.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I mean, I feel like we're beating
Speaker 1: a dead hot dog at this point. So maybe it's
Speaker 1: just time to ask um Sean, we would like to
Speaker 1: send you out on another date with Amanda, and we'll
Speaker 1: pay for it if you're interested at all. Just burgers
Speaker 1: instead of I'm good, you're good, you guys, he's not
Speaker 1: a weener. Oh he hung up? Okay, well I think
Speaker 1: Sean hung up. Yeah, and to be on the phone
Speaker 1: with us and talk about hot dogs in front of
Speaker 1: him anymore. But what's probably the weener joke. He didn't
Speaker 1: appreciate that most men don't intimidated by a good winer there.
Speaker 1: You know what, Amanda, I think, just to be safe,
Speaker 1: you need to put this on your dating profile, just
Speaker 1: so that guys know what they're getting into before they
Speaker 1: go out to dinner with you. Good like cleaner, none er,
Speaker 1: juster salad. Yeah, we're going to work on the frazing there,
Speaker 1: but we're getting closer. I don't know. We can't do
Speaker 1: this us on logo halftags. I'm open to suggestion. Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Was she joking with us
Speaker 1: about putting the wiener stuff up on her profile? Like
Speaker 1: she's definitely gonna get a lot more matches? Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I hope she doesn't take it serious. You get a
Speaker 1: lot of ideas on the top of her head. It
Speaker 1: will be it'll be matches with people who don't want
Speaker 1: to pull her chair out. Yeah, good point. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: more in love with what she's looking for. I was
Speaker 1: curious if that hot dog salad thing was a real dish.
Speaker 1: You're gonna say it was good. I am too, like
Speaker 1: you put some blue keys a hard boiled as. It's
Speaker 1: just weird. But I was the closest thing you had me.
Speaker 1: I was almost there. I googled hot dog salad and
Speaker 1: my computer instantly got flagged by it. I can't say
Speaker 1: whether or not it's real, or whether or not it's good.
Speaker 1: Maybe some of our listeners can chime in tech, Sorry,
Speaker 1: what's cute fit finish? I'll tell you, Okay, maybe some
Speaker 1: of our listeners can chime in and tell us whether
Speaker 1: or not it's any good. Yeah, text into seven eighty
Speaker 1: five nine to tell us like that was the first
Speaker 1: time you flavor Google searched hot dog sad. Yeah, blush stop.
Speaker 1: Remember if you ever want to get a second eate update,
Speaker 1: email the show. We'll call the person who wasn't calling
Speaker 1: you back. Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Management surprised
Speaker 1: me recently by hiring a bodyguard to come tect me
Speaker 1: on Fridays when I sing my song of the week. Wow,
Speaker 1: And at first I thought, wow, that's cool. But in
Speaker 1: true radio fashion, find out they hired someone who already
Speaker 1: works here. Oh, I've got to do two jobs. His
Speaker 1: name's Ashton. Oh and he's our technical director. And let's
Speaker 1: just say he's not your stereotypical bodyguard type guy. He's
Speaker 1: about five foot four, ninety pounds after a full meal
Speaker 1: and might actually be the kindest, sweetest person you'll ever meet.
Speaker 1: I mean he is actually laughing at this right yeah,
Speaker 1: which is not very intimidating. But I know deep down
Speaker 1: there is a bulldog inside of him. Yeah. I said,
Speaker 1: a bulldog, not a little kitten. I'm gonna like him
Speaker 1: prove it right now by saying something extremely intimidating into
Speaker 1: the microphone to scare all of our listeners. All right,
Speaker 1: let's fade down the music as your inner dog. Let
Speaker 1: me adam, I'm gonna sick this dog on you. I
Speaker 1: feel safe finally to sing my brand new song of
Speaker 1: the week. Let's do it coming up at eight ten
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. All right, it is
Speaker 1: time for my song of the week. As I mentioned before,
Speaker 1: there's a lot going on in the world right now. Yes,
Speaker 1: there is especially I don't know if you guys saw this.
Speaker 1: A contestant on the Mass singer started to choke. Yes,
Speaker 1: mid performance, They're fine, but it was touching. Go there
Speaker 1: for a second. What they're given a wolf the Heimlich?
Speaker 1: You know, well, I'm sure that's what everybody's gonna be
Speaker 1: talking about right now. There's actually something even more pressing,
Speaker 1: And if you don't look, you could miss it because
Speaker 1: all around the country this is the first weekend in
Speaker 1: a long time people might be masked, saw off, ready
Speaker 1: to party. Yes, because it's Saint Patty's Day weekend. Yes, yes, God,
Speaker 1: I'm getting old. When it's not on my radar, I thought,
Speaker 1: you don't know. You know how long it's been since
Speaker 1: we've all been able to celebrate a major party holiday
Speaker 1: with no restrictions on it. God, man, it was like
Speaker 1: before I could grow facial hair, before Broke was collecting
Speaker 1: Social Security, before Alexis even learned how to walk, or
Speaker 1: at least it seems like that too, Max. Maybe we
Speaker 1: feels like forever, and I think people are ready and
Speaker 1: they're going to be going all out, decked out in green,
Speaker 1: ready to raise it's just because God we finally can yeah,
Speaker 1: green beer for all of us. So I wanted to
Speaker 1: prepare a little wee song, ready to capture the excitement
Speaker 1: and celebrate the shenanigans that we're going to be getting
Speaker 1: into this Saint Patrick's day. So instead of Justin Biebers,
Speaker 1: what do you mean, it's young Jeffreys. My beer is green? Yes,
Speaker 1: so he's shocking the next morning. Yeah, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: a point when I'm ready, points Mark seventeen, oh where
Speaker 1: it's customed to act like for Turningy Bros. Dolf. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when the guinness has gone, let the jamison flow between
Speaker 1: marks and oh COVID nineteen like an Oligarch's yard. I've
Speaker 1: been hiding who but now I'm free? Or another pint
Speaker 1: and make it Greenry in the pub and Irish band
Speaker 1: is playing. I forgot people still play the heart just
Speaker 1: like Liam Neeson. I'm explaining. My special set of skills
Speaker 1: is at the bar, drinking beers that are so cold.
Speaker 1: I can frost bite be louder than a kid who's
Speaker 1: playing for Tonight Ruver spinning like chicken ro tesserie. That
Speaker 1: sound's gonna go on Saint Patty's oh, dressed in emeral
Speaker 1: things from my head to my toes like Rockel. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm so supple and green. You put me on your toes.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I'm oh, I'm a machine
Speaker 1: pouring whiskey in my tank like Asoleine. Oh oh oh,
Speaker 1: there goes my spleen pleas. Yeah. Today we're living life
Speaker 1: like Charlie Sheen. She sobered by the sound of someone sneezing. Sneezing.
Speaker 1: The pub goes quiet, and our heads are spin. Should
Speaker 1: we get a mask and get to leaving? And he
Speaker 1: ain't No tonight, I proclaim COVID will not win. Drunken
Speaker 1: guys in the pub trying to start a big fight.
Speaker 1: Drunken girls are growing up under a street. Like on
Speaker 1: the dancefloor, we touch and laiy tap that pot of
Speaker 1: gold so exciting, Oh bartender, I'm in a groove because
Speaker 1: I'm draining shops roll like Steph Curry game, and I'm
Speaker 1: dancing so hard that I got for to go. He dramamine.
Speaker 1: I want to go. Oh god, Listerine, I'm obeying all
Speaker 1: the shirts that sain't kiss me? Is me some weird
Speaker 1: guy in the alley he's chasing lepre cons because he's
Speaker 1: on PCP. Found a marshmallow heart and stuck to my
Speaker 1: collar bone. So lucky and from the way that I laughed,
Speaker 1: I may be body stone t he oh I caused
Speaker 1: the scene. I took my shirt off, like Adam leaving,
Speaker 1: leave your kids and go drinking and drinking. But get
Speaker 1: a babysitter first, obviously. Yeah, solid parental vice at the
Speaker 1: end there. Yeah, there has to be a little bit
Speaker 1: of responsibility on that day, but not much, not much,
Speaker 1: not much. And you know, it may actually be cheaper
Speaker 1: right now to fill your car with alcohol. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, yea, your car probably break down
Speaker 1: and you'd spend more money. But in the meantime, we're
Speaker 1: not give it a shot tales. I'm just excited to
Speaker 1: get back out there and party the way that we
Speaker 1: used to do. Yeah, let's go. I don't think PCP
Speaker 1: is typically part of the tradition. Just we're starting a
Speaker 1: new bringing it back, new things, new year, new Saint
Speaker 1: Patrick's Day. We're going to be Okay, whatever you want
Speaker 1: to do. Text into seven eighty five and nine too,
Speaker 1: tell us what you thought about the song of the week.
Speaker 1: We'll have this video up a little bit later on
Speaker 1: the Brooke and Jeffrey TikTok on YouTube with the lyrics
Speaker 1: there on Facebook all the places at Brooke and Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: and I heard if you play it, it's lucky. Yeah cool.
Speaker 1: I like that. That was that was good. Okay, told
Speaker 1: me it's the song of the week Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the morning, I got a text into seven eighty
Speaker 1: five nine two that says when jeff said it was
Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's Day weekend, I thought, no way, But then
Speaker 1: I thought about last year around this time, I was
Speaker 1: in lockdown, drinking Guinness in my underwear and watching the
Speaker 1: LEPrecon movie starring Jennifer Aniston. So her has to be better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's in a movie. I mean that sounds like a
Speaker 1: pretty good celebration night to me. Okay, but you know,
Speaker 1: if you want to step it up a notch, go
Speaker 1: for it. But if you don't know what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Instead of singing justin Bieber's what do you mean? I
Speaker 1: sang my own version called my Beer is Green in
Speaker 1: honor Saint Patrick's Day weekend, which is this weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I forget, And for many places, this is gonna be
Speaker 1: the first time they be able can actually go out
Speaker 1: and party without their masks on. And we got a
Speaker 1: lot of texts in One says, I follow a girl
Speaker 1: on only Fans that dresses up as a lepre con
Speaker 1: every year for Saint Patty's Day. I just tipped her
Speaker 1: forty bucks. Does that count as celebrating? Wait, that's a
Speaker 1: really cute I kind of want to do that. If
Speaker 1: you like the song, if you missed it, or if
Speaker 1: you want to share it with a friend who will
Speaker 1: be searching for their pot of gold this weekend, you
Speaker 1: can hit up our socials Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube, Facebook, TikTok,
Speaker 1: or Insta all of it at Brooke and Jeffrey and
Speaker 1: remember be safe, don't drink and dry Yeah, or just walk. No,
Speaker 1: that's too much more Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, Broke,
Speaker 1: put the phone down because you're going for twenty four
Speaker 1: wins in a row today. Yeah. I was just looking
Speaker 1: at that new filter on TikTok where people are trying
Speaker 1: out the skinny eyebrow trend again. Oh I want to
Speaker 1: try I don't know. It stresses me out. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: Don't bring back low rise jeans. I lived through that.
Speaker 1: We don't want it. Okay, we'll try and focus because
Speaker 1: there's a game you have to play right now, big eyebrows,
Speaker 1: and you're going to be taken on. First time player
Speaker 1: Mike from Lynnwood, who's a project manager at Boeing. Mike,
Speaker 1: how are the planes looking today? Looking great? Thanks? Is
Speaker 1: it awesome because your project is like always an airplane? No,
Speaker 1: I'm actually part of this group. Now that's more kind
Speaker 1: of itam application? Focus? Okay? And Mike, who's the person
Speaker 1: that sucks most on your team? And be honest, doesn't
Speaker 1: show up to work drives you nuts? Are you thinking
Speaker 1: of one person right now? No? Unfortunately, because I'm virtual,
Speaker 1: so I can't tell who's at work. That's the smart answer, Mike,
Speaker 1: That's how you stay happy. Let's send Broke out of
Speaker 1: the studio. While that happens, you know, the game's played.
Speaker 1: We got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, you can say past. But
Speaker 1: you have to beat Broke out right to win? Are
Speaker 1: you ready? Yes? There? All right, here we go. Time
Speaker 1: starts now. Johnny Knoxville celebrates a birthday today. Is he
Speaker 1: in his forties or fifties forties. What state is known
Speaker 1: as the Rainbow Capital of the world. Boy during lasic
Speaker 1: eye surgery, what part of the eye is reshaped past?
Speaker 1: What breakfast Cereal claims to be kid tested mother approved kicks?
Speaker 1: How many states border California? Four? In the game Rock
Speaker 1: Paper Scissors? What beats Rock paper? Popular tea blend was
Speaker 1: named after the British Prime Minister. Yes, all right, that
Speaker 1: was solid for a first time. Mike, well done. We're
Speaker 1: gonna bring you book back into the studio. And it
Speaker 1: says on my phone screener here, the interesting fact about
Speaker 1: you is that you you hula? Yep, hula love it?
Speaker 1: Like are you? Are you a Pacific Islander? H yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm Filipino. But I got into it because my sister
Speaker 1: does it down in at this julo called the Hula
Speaker 1: La Hula Luni and Edmonds. I got into it. I
Speaker 1: got my daughter into it. And you've been doing it
Speaker 1: for five years. O, my god, I want to see
Speaker 1: Mike Shaker's hips. Yeah, how you look? Dude? Men doing
Speaker 1: Pacific Island dances are is like so powerful? I just
Speaker 1: want to brook your turn. You're ready? Yeah, your time
Speaker 1: starts now. Johnny Knoxville celebrates a birthday today. Is he
Speaker 1: in his forties or fifties? Fifties? What state is known
Speaker 1: as the rainbow capital of the world Hawaii during las
Speaker 1: eye surgery? What part of the eyes reshaped cornea? What
Speaker 1: breakfast cereal claims to be kid tested Mother approved kicks?
Speaker 1: How many states border California? Five? Five? In the game
Speaker 1: Rock Paper Scissors, what beats rock paper? What popular tea
Speaker 1: blend was named after the British Prime Minister to Margaret
Speaker 1: Thatcher tea, I don't know. I haven't tried that one. Alright,
Speaker 1: let's go over the scoreboard and see how you guys
Speaker 1: did it with Jose I needed to to take a
Speaker 1: dumb anymore. You got three correct today. Many good for
Speaker 1: your first time. You got a bunch of questions into
Speaker 1: and Brook Yep, you got five. Brook takes her streak
Speaker 1: to twenty four wins today. Let's go over the answers.
Speaker 1: Johnny Knoxville celebrates a birthday. He's in his fifties, turning
Speaker 1: fifty one. Wow. Known as the rainbow capital of the world.
Speaker 1: That would be the state of Hawaii. Yeah, and lasic
Speaker 1: eye surgery, they reshape your cornea the breakfast cereal that's
Speaker 1: kid tested, Mother approved is Kicks. There are three states
Speaker 1: that border California, Arizona, Nevada, in Oregon. It seems like
Speaker 1: a lock is so yeah. I try to like in
Speaker 1: the game Rock, Paper Scissors, Paper Beats Rock and the
Speaker 1: tea that's named after the British Prime Minister is Earl Gray.
Speaker 1: I hope that they come out with that though, Drakes
Speaker 1: and we can't give you any money here, but just
Speaker 1: we're playing. You do win two tickets to the New
Speaker 1: Kids on the Block concert June fourth at Climate Pledge. Dude, awesome,
Speaker 1: that's like my era. Yeah, it's good. Rick Astley like
Speaker 1: Salt and Pepper. Are you going dancing too? Bro? I am,
Speaker 1: oh my god, broke show. You need to hang out
Speaker 1: with Mike. Have you got a dance show? You let
Speaker 1: us know? Okay, July hokay, alright, alright, what's time to
Speaker 1: make it? Thanks for playing, Mike. We'll be back to
Speaker 1: do win Brooks Bucks same time on Monday. It's broken
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.