Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's rocking those little Wayne drips today. Okay,
Speaker 1: just dripping, tripping, ripping, and sip it. That's how Laser
Speaker 1: Stories rolls. Laser Stories segment, we read weird news stories
Speaker 1: around the glove, justica everyone else does, except we have
Speaker 1: a laser and those other cheesyweezies just don't. This first
Speaker 1: Laser Stories out of Florida, a thirty one year old
Speaker 1: woman named Katherine Theodore was recently driving down the highway
Speaker 1: when she was pulled over by a cop. He'd noticed
Speaker 1: she was swerving a bit and her right blinker was out,
Speaker 1: so he thought he would approach the window, but when
Speaker 1: Catherine rolled it down, the officer was overwhelmed with the smell.
Speaker 1: He wasn't sure what it was, but immediately he could
Speaker 1: tell she was impaired. Okay, so it's not what I'm
Speaker 1: thinking it is, because that's really obvious what that smell is, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's when he noticed something odd. In the back seat
Speaker 1: was a large pile of right guards spray on deodorant. Wait,
Speaker 1: your hot box of the car with deodorant. After a
Speaker 1: few more questions, Catherine admitted that not only had she
Speaker 1: been drinking earlier that day, but then decided to huff
Speaker 1: a bunch of deodorant while she was driving. I thought
Speaker 1: she was just up, she's just sad, like he suppos
Speaker 1: like my ex boyfriend. She's now facing DUI charges not
Speaker 1: for the alcohol but for the deodorant, which not surprisingly
Speaker 1: has happened many times in Florida. Is that Florida is
Speaker 1: actually with the D stands for a deodorant under I'm
Speaker 1: serious thing there. That's wild. They just show up to
Speaker 1: like parties with a bunch of sports stick and go nuts. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Checks out. This next laser story is out of Chester County, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: Twenty five year old Johnson LaRose and twenty four year
Speaker 1: old Charlotte Sure go by the monikers Saucy and Honey
Speaker 1: on YouTube d and not too long ago, they thought
Speaker 1: it'd be hysterical and very clickable if they were able
Speaker 1: to get locked inside a target store and video the
Speaker 1: entire experience like after hours. I've seen a lot of
Speaker 1: these people go in viral though. It's like, Oh, stuck
Speaker 1: in a grocery store, what do I do supposed to
Speaker 1: do to see it? You may have already seen this
Speaker 1: on social media, but the couple documented their twenty four
Speaker 1: hour overnight Target challenge on their page. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: it shows the pair building a fort with boxes to
Speaker 1: hide behind. They then poses mannequins and spend most of
Speaker 1: their time looking at things in the dark. Really fun
Speaker 1: and like, do you think that once you're locked in
Speaker 1: the Target store the lights are off, You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this wasn't good for video shoot? Well also, Jake talks
Speaker 1: are like thirty seconds, So yeah, great, ten hours in
Speaker 1: the store for a thirty seconds after they said they
Speaker 1: successfully walked out of the store the next morning at
Speaker 1: nine am once it open back up. And I always
Speaker 1: assumed they were like mission impossible, laser sensors, target a
Speaker 1: lot of credit. Yeah, but what they didn't know was
Speaker 1: that Target employees checked the surveillance video and they were
Speaker 1: able to identify them. And even though they didn't steal anything,
Speaker 1: authorities say they used up police and target resources. So
Speaker 1: the couple's now facing third degree criminal trespassing charges and
Speaker 1: up to seven years in prison. It sounds like the
Speaker 1: video that got was not worth it. And I know
Speaker 1: that that prison video is going to go totally by
Speaker 1: the snug our phones into prison. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: you want to go buy Saucy and Honey and prison
Speaker 1: I don't feeling I have or if you want to
Speaker 1: have a good time, then you do want to go
Speaker 1: by And that's for their reaction. Sauce and Honey seems
Speaker 1: shocked by the potential prison time, saying it's kind of
Speaker 1: sad that all of this came out of it because
Speaker 1: we were just expecting a fine, nothing crazy. They should
Speaker 1: have done a little more research to know the laws
Speaker 1: you're going to break. Also, they banned from Target stores
Speaker 1: across Pennsylvania. Next lays the stories out of the UK,
Speaker 1: the makers of Cadburry cream eggs have been running a
Speaker 1: Willy Wonka style promotion where you can win thirteen thousand
Speaker 1: dollars if you find a special egg that's half chocolate
Speaker 1: and half white chocolate. That's awesome. They had about one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty of those in various stories around the UK.
Speaker 1: Who so there's gonna be one hundred and fifty people
Speaker 1: to get thirteen grand. They look normal until you unwrap
Speaker 1: them and there's a number inside that you have to
Speaker 1: call to see how much money you want. Dane. There's
Speaker 1: different variations of prizes and just the other day a
Speaker 1: twenty seven year old man named Peter Davies actually found one. Wow,
Speaker 1: so exciting, Yeah, do you eat it? Like? Are you
Speaker 1: scared that they don't believe you? Just one problem, he
Speaker 1: didn't know about the content, so he ate the two
Speaker 1: toned egg, threw away the wrapper in some random trash can.
Speaker 1: I can see this because you're like, oh cool, one
Speaker 1: of those factory defects. Who's in the Cadbury promotions department
Speaker 1: because they did this guy a disservice. So he says
Speaker 1: he went home after that, turned on the telly and
Speaker 1: saw an advertisement about that very same context, insult to injury.
Speaker 1: Then ran around the city looking through different trash cans rapper,
Speaker 1: but couldn't remember exactly where he tossed. It had to
Speaker 1: be in the city. It couldn't have been at his home.
Speaker 1: Oh no. The thing is, even if he did find it,
Speaker 1: it might not be enough. It could have been like
Speaker 1: a Bogo coupon or something, because the rules on the
Speaker 1: Cadbury website specifically say you're not allowed to eat the egg.
Speaker 1: Quote a picture of you not eating your winning egg
Speaker 1: may be required in order to cash side. But he
Speaker 1: just did all the promotion that Cadbury was trying to do,
Speaker 1: because we're talking about it absolutely. Because after that, Peter
Speaker 1: got interviewed by local news and was all sweaty from
Speaker 1: running around, and he looked straight into the camera lens
Speaker 1: and warned others, do not eat the head. This next
Speaker 1: story is out of slat into my ride dot org. So, well,
Speaker 1: did you know? The world's longest car was originally built
Speaker 1: in nineteen and eighty six and is known as the
Speaker 1: American Dream. Here it is. It's an all white limo
Speaker 1: and at the time it measured sixty feet long. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. The owners soon realized it wasn't long enough
Speaker 1: for the world record, so they added more until it
Speaker 1: officially measured over one hundred feet. Wow. I can't imagine that.
Speaker 1: Imagine parking that. Seriously, Elections can barely drive normal. Well,
Speaker 1: the vehicle made numerous appearances in films before eventually ending
Speaker 1: up in a New Jersey warehouse, where it's for several years.
Speaker 1: Recently it got put up on eBay where it was
Speaker 1: purchased by a car museum owner and now it's been
Speaker 1: fully restored and it's better than ever. So now the
Speaker 1: limo seats around seventy five people and it also features
Speaker 1: a swimming pool, hot tub, putting green, large water bed,
Speaker 1: and a helipad. Brow van life, I'm trying to have
Speaker 1: limo life. It's great, but you can only go forward. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no there's an actual helicopter on the back of it,
Speaker 1: and you're right, Brook. The only bad thing is the
Speaker 1: car so long it can't make normal turns. So while
Speaker 1: it does run great, it's really only used for display
Speaker 1: purposes these days. It's got to be like the coolest
Speaker 1: RV ever. Yeah. There has been a rumor though, that
Speaker 1: a mystery playboy wants to rent it for a night
Speaker 1: to take out all his special ladies. Did you imagine
Speaker 1: that it's one time any excited turtle surrounded by hundreds
Speaker 1: and hundreds of clogs. Oh yeah, just on that water
Speaker 1: Ben that sounding glazers short has come to an end
Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.