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Speaker 1: Everyone see that the eyes are open. But anybody homely, No,
Speaker 1: not yet, like I want to be. That's not what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I need to be here Brook, But I
Speaker 1: know there's a few people on this show that have
Speaker 1: a hard time waking up in the mornings. I have
Speaker 1: no internal close. A few months ago, Jose bought a
Speaker 1: bedside alarm he named Clockey that runs away from him
Speaker 1: when it goes off. How's it working for you, Jose, Well,
Speaker 1: it's made me so mad that I literally stop using it,
Speaker 1: like I don't even want to deal with it, but
Speaker 1: angry in the morning. Yeah, yeah, Well, I actually have
Speaker 1: a better idea for you. Instead of an alarm, it's
Speaker 1: just a recording of my voice saying, Jose, were laid
Speaker 1: and we are we gotta bust out? WCII which clip
Speaker 1: is it? With two viral sound bites from the internet,
Speaker 1: only enough time to play one of them, Let's get
Speaker 1: right to your choices. Option one is a thirty second
Speaker 1: clip of an adorable seven year old girl scolding her
Speaker 1: dad for not proposing to his girlfriend. Or option two.
Speaker 1: Reaching into the vault for this one from twenty sixteen,
Speaker 1: when a TV weather guy in Florida had to warn
Speaker 1: locals about a hurricane coming and he had a very
Speaker 1: interesting way of doing that. So what's she gonna be? Disappointed? Child?
Speaker 1: Or weather Guy's gone wires? Alexis disappointed child for sure,
Speaker 1: disappointed child that was gonna win. Let's hear the sound
Speaker 1: of a seven year old girl scolding her own father
Speaker 1: for not proposing to his girlfriend and she caught the flowers. Okay,
Speaker 1: how about that girlfriend slipped that seven year old to
Speaker 1: make her That was so I feel like that's a
Speaker 1: preview of what happened in Brooks Engagement, except it was
Speaker 1: booked in the yellow yeh do it? That was? Which cliff?
Speaker 1: Is it? I'm Jeff Goba Rump Dubo. Let's get right
Speaker 1: to your shot collar question of the day. We have
Speaker 1: a bucket full of names. You're gonna draw one out
Speaker 1: to who gets asked the trivia question. Actually, we're not shock,
Speaker 1: He's like, we never do. Now. No, you might not
Speaker 1: be able to tell from listening, but all the people
Speaker 1: on this show have one thing in common, and that's brains.
Speaker 1: Questions out there, believe it or not, we have them.
Speaker 1: And that's why today's question is all about National Brain
Speaker 1: Awareness Week. Let that sink in because jose is gonna
Speaker 1: react to that news and three two Okay, nodded. We
Speaker 1: started the segment right now. Today we're going to go
Speaker 1: around the room for a special one and done shock
Speaker 1: on the mystery and wonder of that little squishy pink
Speaker 1: thing up in your head. We're going to start with
Speaker 1: Alexis and sent in a previous episode of the show.
Speaker 1: You had trouble spelling the word brain. You'll get the
Speaker 1: easiest question. Remember, Alexis, sixty percent of the human brain
Speaker 1: is made of what? Water? Fat or information? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: Brook laughed at information, so I'm not gonna say I
Speaker 1: was gonna go with that one. Water doesn't seem right because,
Speaker 1: like you know, then I imagine like a stomach like
Speaker 1: slashing noises, but like in your head, you know, if
Speaker 1: you move your head, fat, Jake, sixty percent of the
Speaker 1: human brain is made of water. I ever get these wrong,
Speaker 1: So Alexis will be getting shocks. Finally we're getting there,
Speaker 1: onto brook Brook. We all know men tend to have
Speaker 1: larger brains than women, or do we? Is that true
Speaker 1: or false? Well? There, you men are typically bigger people, right,
Speaker 1: we are the bigger people. Yes, you're bigger height and weight,
Speaker 1: physically bigger. Yeah, But elephants, like they're huge and they
Speaker 1: have tiny brains. Right. I don't know. I mean I
Speaker 1: would just think because men are bigger people that they
Speaker 1: would have bigger brains. So you're going with true true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought I asked true or false men's brains were
Speaker 1: larger than women, and the correct answer is true about
Speaker 1: how much you use it? I mean, remember, you guys
Speaker 1: are always the ones to say size don't matter. Y
Speaker 1: Suddenly it does to you, all right, Jose. If your
Speaker 1: brain is experiencing fheno palatine ganglio neuralgia, what's going on
Speaker 1: with you? It's actually a very common thing that's happened
Speaker 1: to you multiple times. What is it? I have an
Speaker 1: idea for you multiple times? Well, my first instinct is
Speaker 1: like a headache. I feel like it's short term memory
Speaker 1: loss because it happens to you like you're about to
Speaker 1: do something and then you forget totally. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like it's short term memory loss. Palatine and palate is
Speaker 1: like a taste. Maybe it's like something with food where
Speaker 1: it's like, oh a food comb up, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That's all I talk about all that in studio. I
Speaker 1: think I like Brooks answer, I'm gonna stick with what
Speaker 1: do we say? Short term memory loss? But okay, if
Speaker 1: your brain is experiencing pheno palatine ganglio neuralgia. Dude, how
Speaker 1: have you not messed that up? It's written in front
Speaker 1: of me. Oh, you're having a brain freeze cream, you
Speaker 1: trick James, what about a sugar repopsicle? Yeah? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: far Alexis is getting shocked and Jose is getting shocked. Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: we're onto you. Yeah. The human brain can generate about
Speaker 1: twenty three watts of power, which is enough energy to
Speaker 1: power what a calculator, a light bulb, or a box fan,
Speaker 1: Because it really depends on if you're using an LED
Speaker 1: light bulb or if you're going old school. That's what
Speaker 1: I was thinking, because I've been changing a lot of
Speaker 1: light bulbs in my house and most of them are
Speaker 1: sixty watts. I was gonna say, but that's just because
Speaker 1: they're bright. You know, you can easily have a twenty
Speaker 1: lightbulb a really dark house. Then no, just mood lighting,
Speaker 1: a little indirect lighting. You don't want anything real bright there.
Speaker 1: I mean, I bought some ten watts the other day.
Speaker 1: That's why I think that it's going to be bigger.
Speaker 1: Like you use a ten wat light bulb for the
Speaker 1: dungeon stop light in my living room. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: it's not like, Oh my god, I calculator or box fan.
Speaker 1: A box fan seems like it would take a lot
Speaker 1: of energy. I mean, I think a calculator has taken
Speaker 1: less than twenty three watts. Yeah. Yeah, calculators can run
Speaker 1: on really low energy. So let's do a box fan.
Speaker 1: I'ms say it's boxman. The human brain can generate about
Speaker 1: twenty three watts of power, which is enough energy to
Speaker 1: power oh light ball you okay, Brooke and or very
Speaker 1: small brain was saved today, so everyone else is getting shocked,
Speaker 1: like get us and we're all gonna get shocked together
Speaker 1: while singing no promises by cheat codes and demilovado. Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: just be careful, No, no, be simple, no promise, no promises.
Speaker 1: Memory on that way. If you promise somebody, no promises,
Speaker 1: aren't you promising? Yeah, we've already been too much brain stop.
Speaker 1: Let's just move on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: If you've done online dating, you know how the messages
Speaker 1: really ramp up before meeting one another. Yeah, and maybe
Speaker 1: you've ever stopped and thought I wish I could just
Speaker 1: run a quick background check here before I met up
Speaker 1: with them. At least a Google search well, Tinder is
Speaker 1: making that a reality. Oh really, Starting this week, you'll
Speaker 1: be able to do a background check on somebody that
Speaker 1: you're talking with, and everyone gets two for free. Oh sweet,
Speaker 1: yet in your inbox. But after that it'll cost two
Speaker 1: fifty a pop two dollars and fifty cents or two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Okay, let me say I think this is
Speaker 1: great for girls to check on guys, for sure, but
Speaker 1: for me, like, if a girl's got a big rap sheet,
Speaker 1: she's got to be a freak. Am I right? I'm like,
Speaker 1: you just became the most boring dating site on the
Speaker 1: internet with all squares and no fun. So you complete
Speaker 1: who you end up with and then you say that yes,
Speaker 1: it's like thought she wanted me for was fame and money.
Speaker 1: I don't to the top five signs your Tinder date
Speaker 1: is an x con. Number five he arrives to pick
Speaker 1: you up by tunnelings. Why did that sound sexy? Number
Speaker 1: four he keeps referring to quote the old ball in chain,
Speaker 1: but he was never married. It's literally Number three. You
Speaker 1: tell him your hobby's gardening. His hobby is turning a
Speaker 1: toothbrush into a shift That Number two he tries to
Speaker 1: pay for dinner with cigarettes, kind of hot buttes and
Speaker 1: top ramen. I could work at certain places. I mean
Speaker 1: I would like that he had top Ramin in his pocket.
Speaker 1: And the number one sign your Tinder date is probably
Speaker 1: an X con. He's a proud Raiders fan. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it is like maybe the number one. I don't
Speaker 1: know that. In fact, we might hear about some of
Speaker 1: the world's most eligible convicts when we do a brand
Speaker 1: new Laser Stories coming up next time. It's the radio
Speaker 1: segment that's rocking those little Wayne drips today. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: just dripping, tripping, ripping and sip it. That's how Laser
Speaker 1: Stories rolls. Laser Stories segment we read weird news stories
Speaker 1: around the glove Jessica. Everyone else does, except we have
Speaker 1: a laser and those other cheesy wheezies just don't. This
Speaker 1: first Laser Stories out of Florida, a thirty one year
Speaker 1: old woman named Katherine Theodore was recently driving down the
Speaker 1: highway when she was pulled over by a cop. He'd
Speaker 1: noticed she was swerving a bit and her right blinker
Speaker 1: was out, so he thought he would approach the window,
Speaker 1: but when Katherine rolled it down, the officer was overwhelmed
Speaker 1: with the smell. Wait, he wasn't sure what it was,
Speaker 1: but immediately he could tell she was impaired. Okay, so
Speaker 1: it's not what I'm thinking it is, because that's really
Speaker 1: obvious what that smell is. Right, Yes, that's when he
Speaker 1: noticed something odd. In the back seat was a large
Speaker 1: pile of right guards spray on deodorant. Wait your hot
Speaker 1: boxing deodorant. After a few more questions, Catherine admitted that
Speaker 1: not only had she been drinking earlier that day, but
Speaker 1: then decided to huff a bunch of deodorant while she
Speaker 1: was driving. I thought she was just ly just sad,
Speaker 1: like he sumes, like my ex boyfriend. She's now facing
Speaker 1: DUI charges not for the alcohol but for the deodorant,
Speaker 1: which not surprisingly has happened many times in Florida. Is
Speaker 1: that Florida is actually with the d stands for a
Speaker 1: deodorant under I'm serious thing there, that's wild. They just
Speaker 1: show up to like parties with a bunch of sports
Speaker 1: stick and go nuts. Yeah. Checks out. This next laser
Speaker 1: story is out of Chester County, Pennsylvania. Twenty five year
Speaker 1: old Johnson LaRose and twenty four year old Charlotte Fisher
Speaker 1: go by the monikers Saucy and Honey on YouTube, and
Speaker 1: not too long ago, they thought it'd be hysterical and
Speaker 1: very clickable if they were able to get locked inside
Speaker 1: a Target store and video the entire experience after hours.
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of these people going viral though.
Speaker 1: That's like, oh, stuck in a grocery store? What do
Speaker 1: I do? Want to see it? You may have already
Speaker 1: seen this on social media, but the couple documented their
Speaker 1: twenty four hour overnight target challenge on their page, and
Speaker 1: it shows the pair building a fort with boxes to
Speaker 1: hide behind. They then pose as mannequins and spend most
Speaker 1: of their time looking at things in the dark really
Speaker 1: sun and like, do you think that once you're locked
Speaker 1: in the target store the lights are off, you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this wasn't good for video shoot? Well, also, Jake talks
Speaker 1: are like thirty seconds. Yeah, great, ten hours in the
Speaker 1: store for a thirty second clicks After on YouTube, they
Speaker 1: said they successfully walked out of the store the next
Speaker 1: morning at nine am once it opened back up again.
Speaker 1: I always assumed they were like mission impossible, laser sensors
Speaker 1: target a lot of credit. Yeah, what they didn't know
Speaker 1: was that Target employees checked the surveillance video and they
Speaker 1: were able to identify them. And even though they didn't
Speaker 1: steal anything, authorities say they used up police and target resources.
Speaker 1: So the couple's now facing third degree criminal trespassing charges
Speaker 1: and up to seven years in prison. It sounds like
Speaker 1: the video that got was not worth it. And I
Speaker 1: know that that prison video is going to go totally
Speaker 1: by the snug our phones into prison. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think you want to go buy Saucy and Honey and prison.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've It's just a feeling I have.
Speaker 1: Or do you want to a time then you do
Speaker 1: want to go by? And that's for their reaction. Sauce
Speaker 1: and Honey seems shocked by the potential prison time, saying
Speaker 1: it's kind of sad that all of this came out
Speaker 1: of it because we were just expecting a fine, nothing crazy.
Speaker 1: They should have done a little more research to know
Speaker 1: the laws you're going to break. Also, they've been banned
Speaker 1: from target stories across Pennsylvania's Next Laser Stories. Out of
Speaker 1: the UK, the makers of Cadbury cream Eggs have been
Speaker 1: running a Willy Wonka style promotion where you can win
Speaker 1: thirteen thousand dollars if you find a special egg that's
Speaker 1: half chocolate and half white chocolate, that's awesome. And they
Speaker 1: had about one hundred and fifty of those in various
Speaker 1: stories around the UK. Who so there's going to be
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty people to get thirteen gray on
Speaker 1: They look normal until you unwrap them, and there's a
Speaker 1: number inside that you have to call to see how
Speaker 1: much money you want. Danielle's different variations of prizes. And
Speaker 1: just the other day a twenty seven year old man
Speaker 1: named Peter Davies actually found one lucky Wow so exciting, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you eat it? Like are you scared that they
Speaker 1: don't believe you? Just one problem he didn't know about
Speaker 1: the content, so he ate the two toned egg, threw
Speaker 1: away the rapper in some random trash can. I can
Speaker 1: see this because you're like, oh cool, one of those
Speaker 1: factory defects, like a who's in the Cadbury promotions department?
Speaker 1: Because they did this guy a disservice. So he says
Speaker 1: he went home after that, turned on the telly and
Speaker 1: saw an advertisement about that very same content insult to injury,
Speaker 1: then ran around the city looking through different trash cans.
Speaker 1: Trying to find a rapper, but couldn't remember exactly where
Speaker 1: he tossed it. You had to be in the city.
Speaker 1: It couldn't have been at his home. Oh No. The
Speaker 1: thing is, even if he did find it, it might
Speaker 1: not be enough. It could have been like a Bogo
Speaker 1: coupon or something, because the rules on the Cadbury website
Speaker 1: specifically say you're not allowed to eat the egg. Quote
Speaker 1: a picture of you not eating your winning egg maybe
Speaker 1: required in order to kind of. But he just did
Speaker 1: all the promotion that Cadbury was trying to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we're talking about it absolutely. Because after that, Peter
Speaker 1: got interviewed by local news and was all sweaty from
Speaker 1: running around, and he looked straight into the camera lens
Speaker 1: and warned others, do not eat the egg. This next
Speaker 1: lay the stories out of Slat into my ride dot Org.
Speaker 1: Well did you know the world's longest car was originally
Speaker 1: built in nineteen and eighty six and is known as
Speaker 1: the American Dream God Here it is. It's an all
Speaker 1: white Limo and at the time it measured sixty feet long.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. The owners soon realized it wasn't long
Speaker 1: enough for the world record, so they added more until
Speaker 1: it officially measured over one hundred feet. Wow. I can't
Speaker 1: imagine that. Imagine parallel parking that. Seriously, I can barely
Speaker 1: drive normal. Well. The vehicle made numerous appearances in films
Speaker 1: before eventually ending up in a New Jersey warehouse where
Speaker 1: it's sat for several years. Recently it got put up
Speaker 1: on eBay where it was purchased by a car museum owner.
Speaker 1: And now it's been fully restored and it's better than ever.
Speaker 1: So now the limo seats around seventy five people and
Speaker 1: it also features a swimming pool, hot tub, putting green,
Speaker 1: large water bed, and a Helipadvan life, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: have limo life. It's great, but you can only go forward. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no turning things. An actual helicopter on the back
Speaker 1: of it, and you're right, Brook. The only bad thing
Speaker 1: is the car so long it can't make normal turns.
Speaker 1: So while it does run great, it's really only used
Speaker 1: for display purposes these days. It's got to be like
Speaker 1: the coolest RV ever. Yeah. There has been a rumor
Speaker 1: though that a mystery playboy wants to rent it for
Speaker 1: a night to take out all his special ladies. Could
Speaker 1: you imagine that it's one tiny excited turtle surrounded by
Speaker 1: hundreds and hundreds of clogs. Oh yeah, just on that
Speaker 1: water bed that soundings Glazers short has come to an
Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time
Speaker 1: on Wednesday. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hello, I'm
Speaker 1: young Jeffrey. That's your master of seduction and also of
Speaker 1: the New York Times best selling book You Can't Spell
Speaker 1: Attraction Without Taco. Oh would actually hoping that it's just
Speaker 1: mostly about tacos. And as a certified substitute teacher of love,
Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you how you can seduce a
Speaker 1: beautiful woman in twenty seconds or less. Step one, walk
Speaker 1: up to her and tell her that you're a Hemsworth.
Speaker 1: That's it. That is it. She will be yours. I
Speaker 1: don't think she's gonna believe that. You know, if you
Speaker 1: don't have an ax. Yeah, if you weren't impressed with
Speaker 1: that nugget of gold. We've gotten more seduction tips that
Speaker 1: are a whole lot worse. Yes, and you're gonna hear
Speaker 1: a few of them in a brand new Loser Line
Speaker 1: at seven tens number. It's the Loser Line back if
Speaker 1: you haven't heard the loser line before, It works like this.
Speaker 1: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the
Speaker 1: club and uses this charming pick applying on you. Hi,
Speaker 1: pretty lady, they have one question for you. Are you
Speaker 1: a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you? Oh, your address has
Speaker 1: written on my palm and whatever you do, resist the
Speaker 1: urge to deep fry his McNuggets right there on the spot,
Speaker 1: and instead tell the biggest lie you've ever said that
Speaker 1: you think he's physically and emotionally attractive. And that's when
Speaker 1: you give him the number to the loser line. So
Speaker 1: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play
Speaker 1: on the air. Voicemails like this one next message, Hey
Speaker 1: Jasmine is um, So, I just calling to tell you
Speaker 1: have really pretty eyes like Ian. If you were to
Speaker 1: lose one of them, your one eye would be like
Speaker 1: a lot hotter than most other affairs of parts. Um. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess that was pretty bad. Look let me know
Speaker 1: if I just totally didn't blow it, and um, you
Speaker 1: want to go on a date with me again, I'll
Speaker 1: I'll keep an eye out. Um. Yeah, you know, I
Speaker 1: think every lady who should be honored by that. Coff
Speaker 1: was well, I feel like that's gonna be the least
Speaker 1: creepy thing that we hear in this entire bunch. Dude,
Speaker 1: I feel like it should be the new compliment. Even
Speaker 1: if you only had one, it's still be the hottest
Speaker 1: eye me. Yo, ash, it's me be Rock from the gym.
Speaker 1: Remember me. We were talking about hanging out and I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Yeah, those were some good times. So listen,
Speaker 1: you said you were down for the thirteen, but yo,
Speaker 1: check it out. I just realized that's a Tuesday, and
Speaker 1: I always meet up with my bros on Tuesdays for
Speaker 1: Taco Tuesdays, so I can't make it. It ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I would bring you, but my boys are ruthless and
Speaker 1: I can't bring a hen to a cockfight, you know.
Speaker 1: But I do want to see you, So get back
Speaker 1: at me, babe. Get back at b rock Es is
Speaker 1: definitely one of the cool people. I just feel so
Speaker 1: bad for whoever the wait staff is when they come in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was Brock on my usual order. Yeah snappy. The
Speaker 1: line is actually one of the biggest travesties that we've
Speaker 1: experienced so far. This year. Yeah, stay there, I support
Speaker 1: you be roight. Hey, Laura, it's me. I have some
Speaker 1: really good news. I asked my mommy permission to take
Speaker 1: you out, and she said yes, she just wants to
Speaker 1: meet you first. I showed her a picture of you,
Speaker 1: and she, you know, she thought you were pretty. And
Speaker 1: if you can come to my mommy's house probably tomorrow
Speaker 1: around eight o'clock, she'd love to meet you. And uh,
Speaker 1: I think you know, you're great. I think you and
Speaker 1: my mommy will have a really good time and good conversation.
Speaker 1: And who knows, maybe after you meet my mommy, we
Speaker 1: can go back to maybe your place and have sex. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I guess I'll let you go, and I hope you,
Speaker 1: you know, you get back to me soon. I thought
Speaker 1: it couldn't get worse. Weird how girls can say daddy
Speaker 1: and it's like hot kind of guys mommy, And he's
Speaker 1: the most I married a mama's boy. But if he
Speaker 1: called her mommy, we would have not had a second.
Speaker 1: We just wouldn't have happened. Do you guys not ask
Speaker 1: your mommies for permission? Is that not the normal thing? No,
Speaker 1: it's not. You know, this is why the loser Line
Speaker 1: is very useful. You'll learn things, you learn what not
Speaker 1: to do, and remember you can get the special loser
Speaker 1: Line number if you text the word loser l O
Speaker 1: s E R to seven eight, five to nine to
Speaker 1: give it out to somebody who's been asking their mommy
Speaker 1: for permission. Give it to your mommy and they can
Speaker 1: call and leave an awkward voicemail, hopefully like this one
Speaker 1: MAXT message. Hey Rod, it's me from the bar the
Speaker 1: other night. Uh. I had such a good time with you,
Speaker 1: and I know because of what we did, you probably
Speaker 1: think I'm okay with smoking, but I'm really not. It's
Speaker 1: such a disgusting habit. Like I just the way you're close,
Speaker 1: smell in people's hands, smell like cigarettes, I mean it
Speaker 1: ruins your teeth. And also like it's probably like kissing
Speaker 1: an ashtray. So if we hang out again, I'm really
Speaker 1: not okay with the smoking. I was okay with the
Speaker 1: bath salt though, I mean, wow, it's like all of
Speaker 1: our conversations just seemed that much more fun and I
Speaker 1: just I would love to do that again with you
Speaker 1: next messageway, Are you kidding me? I was all for
Speaker 1: her with the like no smoking thing and like it's good.
Speaker 1: It's battery all the things. No, you don't get a
Speaker 1: say on anything out very well put together bath salt.
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe the news articles about people eating each other's faces,
Speaker 1: but I mean, you like a girl who's not afraid
Speaker 1: to tell guy exactly what she wants eat my face.
Speaker 1: You're crazy, gorgeous rainbow ferret man smoke cigarette. Hey Mary,
Speaker 1: this has been some the other night. I just, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I really really wanted to see you again.
Speaker 1: I had a great time and and Toby, sorry, get
Speaker 1: the table, Sorry about it's not really I'm really really
Speaker 1: much nice. Gives a table. Um, sorry, I'm I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be great to see you. Um you know and uh
Speaker 1: what um sorry. I was like I said, it's really
Speaker 1: nice and uh you have such a great body. Uh.
Speaker 1: I just want to see you again and you'll be
Speaker 1: a chilling table. He watched one dog training video because
Speaker 1: that's not how do screamer? And you have a person
Speaker 1: who their dog is on their table is a big
Speaker 1: red flag respect him at all. Sometimes you have to
Speaker 1: read between the lines to find out who a person
Speaker 1: really is in these messages. Sometimes it's screaming yet exactly
Speaker 1: right into your face who they are. Remember that's the
Speaker 1: Loser line. You can listen to it regularly at this
Speaker 1: time every week. Phone taps coming up next Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the morning, it's time for your phone tap. And
Speaker 1: today we call a woman who recently transferred to become
Speaker 1: assistant manager at an upscale hotel. OK, this is what
Speaker 1: I like about our jobs. Yes, anytime a new person
Speaker 1: comes in, we get an email like, Hey, got a newbie.
Speaker 1: Here's school with them. I do love our listeners for that.
Speaker 1: They've really figured it out, and so we do our
Speaker 1: best to give this greenhorn a little light hazing, maybe
Speaker 1: a small anxiety attack or two. Also, it's your phone
Speaker 1: tap right now, it's another tap morning. Thanks for calling
Speaker 1: me hotel. This is Abby. How can I help you? Yo? Abby?
Speaker 1: This is Shackle. Um, I'm sorry who your boss Kara
Speaker 1: said to call you? My name's Shackle. She told you
Speaker 1: I was calling right. Um. No, she didn't mention anything,
Speaker 1: but well, I guess you could just transfer me over
Speaker 1: to her then, Oh, well she is out for the week. No,
Speaker 1: it's the something I can help you in. I can't
Speaker 1: believe she didn't talk with you about this already. But
Speaker 1: from time to time, whenever you guys have big guests
Speaker 1: come through the hotel, I run security for Kara. Oh,
Speaker 1: what are you like new here? Well? I was transform
Speaker 1: here about a few weeks ago. Okay, I guess I am.
Speaker 1: So here's the deal. I got a text from Kara
Speaker 1: saying Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian are coming tomorrow night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, okay, and the reservation is not
Speaker 1: going to be under those names of course, right they
Speaker 1: usually go by Lelo and Stitch. Really, okay, is that
Speaker 1: funny to you? I think it's sweet. It's not funny.
Speaker 1: I think that's sweet. Okay, So I'm interesting. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you that there's a security risk, and you laughed about it,
Speaker 1: said it's sweet. I don't think that there will be
Speaker 1: a security risk that they're staying here. I mean, we
Speaker 1: have a lot of I get that you're new, Abbey
Speaker 1: and you don't really know how this whole thing works,
Speaker 1: but we need to beef up security around the hotel
Speaker 1: because there's been rumors that Yea is going to show up.
Speaker 1: Who Kanye he changed his name to ya Oh. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that you're in the service industry. You should
Speaker 1: really keep up on these things. Abby. Well, I'm not
Speaker 1: privy on name changes, but thank you for telling me.
Speaker 1: I know now, So can you remind me of what
Speaker 1: your name was. I'm just taking notes here so that
Speaker 1: I can can I just tell you it's really hard
Speaker 1: for me to work with incompetent people, but I'm going
Speaker 1: to try my best here, Sir. I've been working in
Speaker 1: this industry for five years. I've seen a lot of
Speaker 1: saying I've been working security for the last twenty five years.
Speaker 1: I was just asking how to spell your name, sir.
Speaker 1: I wasn't questioning your your background or anything. While you
Speaker 1: were arguing with me trying to figure out how to
Speaker 1: spell my name, Yay just snuck up behind Pete Davidson
Speaker 1: and snapped his neck. What That's what could have happened
Speaker 1: while you were focused on the inconsequential details. Let's focus
Speaker 1: number one. Can you find out for me? Have the
Speaker 1: bellhops had any ninja training in the past thirty days?
Speaker 1: Ninja training? Again? You're laughing because, Okay, these questions. I'm
Speaker 1: just not used to being asked, Okay, what lives are
Speaker 1: at risks? So I'd appreciate if you take this seriously.
Speaker 1: I'm asking have they had any martial arts, self defense,
Speaker 1: swordplay anything. Swordplay is extremely unpredictable. You never know what
Speaker 1: that guy and he's really pissed off right now, Like
Speaker 1: have you seen his Instagram? No, I'm not buried a
Speaker 1: Pete look alike and took a dump on his grave.
Speaker 1: So what Yeah, this isn't a joke. Oh my god. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: so listen back to the list number two. How many
Speaker 1: sets of handcuffs does the concierge have. I'm gonna say zero. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well that's an issue then, because last time I look,
Speaker 1: they had three pairs. Okay, where did all the handcuffs go?
Speaker 1: I really don't know. I've never seen handcuffs here, so
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what to do. I'm trying. My heart
Speaker 1: is to be patient with you right now, Abby, but
Speaker 1: it's really becoming a struggle. I'm trying, my heart is
Speaker 1: to be patient with you, sir, Try a little bit harder.
Speaker 1: We should probably have some sort of code word ready.
Speaker 1: If anybody sees you a in or around the building,
Speaker 1: it comes in, they need to jump on the walkie
Speaker 1: talkie and say, if Barbie's so popular, then why did
Speaker 1: you have to buy her friends. That's a long code word. Yeah,
Speaker 1: repeat it back to me. If Barbie is so popular,
Speaker 1: why did you have to in buy her friends? Buy
Speaker 1: her friends? Why did you have to buy them? If
Speaker 1: RB is so popular, why did you have to buy
Speaker 1: her friend? You better write it down. It sounds like
Speaker 1: you're struggling again. Can you just stop putting pressure? I
Speaker 1: mean right now, I'm doing my best. No stopping the pressure.
Speaker 1: If Y comes in, pressures on. You got to be
Speaker 1: ready for anything. This is really overwhelming. Have you ever
Speaker 1: tased a man? No, Shackle, I've never chased anyone? All right,
Speaker 1: would you like to? I mean maybe my ax? No,
Speaker 1: what I want to tas your ex Why are you
Speaker 1: laughing about that? Sorry? I just wasn't expecting that answer.
Speaker 1: But if you want to practice, you can chase me
Speaker 1: when I come over later and tell you this is
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. What I'm sorry? I know. I
Speaker 1: told you I work for a hotel security, but I'm
Speaker 1: actually just a radio station DJD. My name's Jeff from
Speaker 1: brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Your boss Kara set
Speaker 1: you up for a phone tap. Is shocked. I was like,
Speaker 1: fut shackle. She told me you just transferred to her
Speaker 1: hotel and haven't had any experience with a listers come
Speaker 1: in to stay, so she wanted to mess with you. Oh,
Speaker 1: I hope he's going a great Vacasian. Oh, game's on
Speaker 1: the ceiling. Look out, Barbie. So popular than why you
Speaker 1: have to buy your friends? That is the most horrible
Speaker 1: old word I have ever heard. That's why it's so genius.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wake up every morning with Funk Tap
Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Normally,
Speaker 1: whenever we do these secondday calls, the guy is the
Speaker 1: one who usually gets caught telling a lie, or hiding something,
Speaker 1: or trying to play games, whatever it is we do.
Speaker 1: Today's call was a little bit different because we uncovered
Speaker 1: a strange hidden secret that the woman was hiding. Woman,
Speaker 1: but when it finally came out, it took the whole
Speaker 1: room by surprise. I am still in shock, and I'm
Speaker 1: not even exaggerating. We'll find out if her confession was
Speaker 1: a positive one or just straight up sketchy. In a
Speaker 1: brand new Second Date update. Second Date Update got an
Speaker 1: email recently from a guy who says he went out
Speaker 1: with a woman and she is definitely the one to
Speaker 1: go out with. Again. Sometimes I know it gets in
Speaker 1: the way, but he definitely had a good time with
Speaker 1: this person. Yeah, and he probably just wet himself when
Speaker 1: he heard you say that, or maybe she really is
Speaker 1: the one. Okay, let's dial a. Nobody trusts you anymore?
Speaker 1: Well lost our trust. Let's get some clarification and actually
Speaker 1: talk to this guy, Trent. Welcome to the show man. Hey,
Speaker 1: how's it going, guy? Good? Is she the one? Man?
Speaker 1: She's a rare one, that's for sure. OI, So tell
Speaker 1: us about her. What's her name? Yeah, so her name's Kelly.
Speaker 1: Met online and uh, I just thought she had she
Speaker 1: just had a rude, beautiful smile, you know, and it's
Speaker 1: such a nice compliment, I think. Yeah, it was enough
Speaker 1: to make me work up the courage to ask her
Speaker 1: out and went to get some drinks and um, so
Speaker 1: you were nervous going into this, is what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I definitely liked her from the start, so
Speaker 1: I was pretty nervous. Okay, So what was it like
Speaker 1: meeting her in person? Well, to be honest, she she
Speaker 1: looked a little older than her picture online, but still
Speaker 1: very very attractive. Okay, you didn't say that, did you,
Speaker 1: because she's not calling you back. Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I think it's more acceptable for
Speaker 1: girls to do that than guys. Like I see girls
Speaker 1: and I know they're like, okay, picture, but dudes do
Speaker 1: it way more aggressively. I also feel like for women,
Speaker 1: like there's so many filters and good lighting and makeup
Speaker 1: and tricks, like you'd have to expect you're like a
Speaker 1: slight catfish. Yeah, like she took a picture yesterday, still
Speaker 1: doesn't look the same, but totally. I mean, like, how
Speaker 1: big of a gap do you think there was between
Speaker 1: the picture and her age? Ah, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: the best judge, but you're right. Maybe it's just like
Speaker 1: a filter or some lighting differences. What was it like
Speaker 1: hanging out with her at the bar Ah two was great?
Speaker 1: It was really great conversation. She just came across like
Speaker 1: really smart and worldly and like, oh that's a that's
Speaker 1: a big compliment. Yeah, I know. Well, one of the
Speaker 1: things she said that like really stuck with me. She
Speaker 1: was like, your interests aren't the only interests in the world,
Speaker 1: And I found that all like very attractive and interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm not very interested in that though. What else was
Speaker 1: good about it? Just like, so what does her but
Speaker 1: look like? I mean, I think that's awesome, Like what
Speaker 1: did you guys really connect over? She was talking about
Speaker 1: some of the traveling that she had done, and I
Speaker 1: haven't gotten traveled too much, and so I don't know
Speaker 1: if I would say like we necessarily connected on that
Speaker 1: on a similar experience, but it's definitely something that I
Speaker 1: want to do. And that's fun because it gives you
Speaker 1: something to ask questions about that aren't the typical, like
Speaker 1: so what do you do? And when you say that, Jose,
Speaker 1: I also think it sounds like you did a lot
Speaker 1: of questions asking, which is usually a great sign. You
Speaker 1: didn't make the date all about you. I mean I
Speaker 1: was interested, so I guess yeah, I didn't even think
Speaker 1: about that until you just mentioned it. I mean where
Speaker 1: things ended at the bar? Yeah? At the bar, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean after a couple of drinks, we were both
Speaker 1: pretty hungry, so we walked down the street and we
Speaker 1: found this little like street taco vendor. Fun. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: great little food and exactly what you need after a
Speaker 1: couple of drinks. So yeah, yeah, we said on the
Speaker 1: curb and we're just we're eating some of that. And
Speaker 1: I don't know it was because of the alcohol or what,
Speaker 1: but I decided to tell her the top four reasons
Speaker 1: I like her. Oh, I mean, I think it's it
Speaker 1: can be cute. If it's restriprocated, You're not even any
Speaker 1: mystery y. I'm like, how did you present it? Like?
Speaker 1: Was it a game show? Like? And now the top
Speaker 1: four reasons I like it? A power point? What did
Speaker 1: you say? All right, this is embarrassing to say now,
Speaker 1: but like basically what I kind of told you guys though,
Speaker 1: how smart and cool? I thought she was confident. She
Speaker 1: loves tacos such a key to that was number one.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, not like tacos. I think everybody everybody in
Speaker 1: this room would not like her. Would all be like
Speaker 1: what No, I mean those are cute reasons so far.
Speaker 1: Did it were any like overboard? Uh? Well, the last
Speaker 1: one I think I said, she has great boobs. Oh,
Speaker 1: from tacos to boobs. I mean, I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: she laughed. Did she laugh? Yeah? I mean yeah, she
Speaker 1: gave me a weird look, but she laughed about it.
Speaker 1: You know, she seemed to take the compliment. Okay, she
Speaker 1: was like that was awkward. Yeah, yeah, after the boob comment,
Speaker 1: how did you end things with her? Well, after we
Speaker 1: finished eating the tacos, I talked about maybe going to
Speaker 1: another bar, but she said that it was getting late
Speaker 1: and then she had to go, and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I wanted to kiss her good night, but I didn't
Speaker 1: feel like I had a great opening, So you know,
Speaker 1: I gave her a hug and I said goodbye. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well she didn't force it because that would have been bad.
Speaker 1: Since then, what, well, since then, I've been tax singer
Speaker 1: and I haven't heard anything since and that that was
Speaker 1: about a week ago. Now, oh no, that's a long time.
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do here? Okay, we're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song first. I know Jose and I are a
Speaker 1: little intimidated with this beautiful, worldly woman with a will
Speaker 1: help you out on that take, We'll take the breast
Speaker 1: angle strength and we'll do your second date update. Second update.
Speaker 1: We're smack dab in the middle of a second date
Speaker 1: with one our listeners, Trent, who met a very special
Speaker 1: lady recently named Kelly that completely blew him away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because Kelly hit the big three, the three things all
Speaker 1: men want, brains, boobs and tacos. Yes, Kelly's got it all.
Speaker 1: Why is that also what I want? Give or take.
Speaker 1: On the boobs, they're not that important to me, But
Speaker 1: the other two things, no wrong answers there. And at
Speaker 1: the end of a great night, Trent was hoping to
Speaker 1: seal it with a kiss, but never really got the
Speaker 1: chance to do that, so only had to end on
Speaker 1: a hug. And that was a week ago. Hasn't heard
Speaker 1: back from her since then. And Trent, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say what Brook's been thinking this whole time. You're probably
Speaker 1: not enough man for her. Disagree, agree, thoughts think that
Speaker 1: that hurts to hear she's thinking it. I know not.
Speaker 1: I actually think you sound awesome. It sounds like you
Speaker 1: were intentive during the day, that you were genuinely interested
Speaker 1: in her, which is awesome. You weren't being selfish, And
Speaker 1: I think the boob's comment is kind of funny. I
Speaker 1: don't know something. Yeah, if you're just picking her brain
Speaker 1: the whole night, you gotta have something fun. Well. I disagree.
Speaker 1: I thought you sounded very hunky, very sexy this time,
Speaker 1: and I would go out with you if that was
Speaker 1: an option. But I mean most Trent's i've met, I
Speaker 1: haven't seen you in person or hot. That's actually a
Speaker 1: fair point, not really a compliment, but that's I kind
Speaker 1: of thine, Trent. Are you feeling any better doing this now?
Speaker 1: I gotta admit I'm still super nervous. I'm curious. It's
Speaker 1: hard to read Brooke first, She's like, you're not a
Speaker 1: man enough, but you're probably hot. Taking breath, Trent, You're
Speaker 1: gonna be fine. Yeah, let's just let's just call Kelly
Speaker 1: and see what she has to say. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Kelly? Um? Yes it is. Yeah. My name's
Speaker 1: Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: The whole crew is here with me. Hey, Kelly. H
Speaker 1: that's Broke, Jose Alexis. We're excited to talk to you. Hi. Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you guys doing? How can I help you?
Speaker 1: I'm a little tired, No, actually want to know. Sorry.
Speaker 1: I think what we should be telling you is that
Speaker 1: we're doing something called a second date update, and one
Speaker 1: of our listeners has been trying to get a hold
Speaker 1: of you for about a week now. His name is Trent. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed. You're bressed, right, name Oh, I don't
Speaker 1: really want to talk about this on the radio. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Now I'm really curious because we talked to
Speaker 1: Trent and he seemed pretty cool. Damn. But so I'm
Speaker 1: going to think I'm a horrible person, and I'm not.
Speaker 1: I promise I'm not a horrible person. Why would we
Speaker 1: think that? Oh my god, that was supposed to be
Speaker 1: only a one night only thing, and he's just like
Speaker 1: calling me and and I just I don't know what
Speaker 1: to say. Now. Oh no, dude, you didn't. He said
Speaker 1: such nice things about you, not to make you feel worse,
Speaker 1: but he was excited. But why are you saying that
Speaker 1: it's only a one time supposed to be a thing.
Speaker 1: Why why aren't you interested in him if you were
Speaker 1: willing to go out on the date in the first place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean no, he didn't do anything wrong. I mean,
Speaker 1: I have fun and I'm really glad it happened too.
Speaker 1: It just can't continue, it can't. Oh no, are you
Speaker 1: in a relationship already? Is that what this is about? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I was a little untruthful with him about something.
Speaker 1: The picture that I had on my profile technically wasn't me.
Speaker 1: What wasn't you at all. It's actually my daughter. She's
Speaker 1: twenty two. Wait, wait, a lot of questions. So you
Speaker 1: use a photo of your daughter as your profile picture.
Speaker 1: Everybody says you look like sister. Okay, okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: why does that change your opinion of Trent? Because he
Speaker 1: I mean, he mentioned to us that you looked a
Speaker 1: little bit older than your photo. But it didn't bother
Speaker 1: him at all. I mean, he was just talking about
Speaker 1: how amazing you are. What does a picture I have
Speaker 1: to do with anything? I mean, it has been so
Speaker 1: long since I've been on a date, okay, and I
Speaker 1: see my daughter doing it and she's having so much fun,
Speaker 1: and I kind of miss it, Like I just wanted
Speaker 1: to try it, just to see what dating was like
Speaker 1: now and just go back to my marriage. Do you say,
Speaker 1: go back to your marriage? Yeah? Oh girl, what is
Speaker 1: going I don't understand. It's like older people can date
Speaker 1: online to every age. Yeah, so you're married, So you
Speaker 1: just hopped onto online dating. Just dip your toe back
Speaker 1: in to be like, what's it like now? With no
Speaker 1: intention of continuing to see him? Well, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I never did anything in appropriates. Yeah you did, Yes,
Speaker 1: you did. Did you tell your husband you're you have
Speaker 1: a dating profile and that you're that you're seeing other
Speaker 1: men or daughter's profile. I mean technically it's my daughter's
Speaker 1: dating profile. Now this is a technicality thing that means
Speaker 1: you're cheating and do you know she probably would yea.
Speaker 1: How many dates have you been on? Is it not
Speaker 1: just trend? Yeah? Have you ever done this before? This
Speaker 1: is the first. I just really wanted to remember what
Speaker 1: it was like to be wind and dying, you know,
Speaker 1: just by a guy who was like working really hard
Speaker 1: to impress you. So you win eight tacos on a
Speaker 1: street corners Like, that's not That's what dating is like. Now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were saying how romantic it sounded when you heard Yeah,
Speaker 1: romantic for single people, Jeffrey, or romantic with your husband?
Speaker 1: Why don't you take your husband out on a date.
Speaker 1: Why don't you wine and dynamic? Now? Look who's being judged?
Speaker 1: It's just sad, like the marriage? Is it worth it? Like?
Speaker 1: Was that night worth throwing it all away? I was
Speaker 1: a special night And if you could, if you could
Speaker 1: tell him it really was a special night from me
Speaker 1: and I'll always remember it. Oh yeah, I mean he
Speaker 1: does not want to hear that. Well, I would love
Speaker 1: to tell him that it was a very special night
Speaker 1: from you, but you've already told him directly yourself, because
Speaker 1: Trent's actually on the other line listening. What Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: been waiting there. Talk to you, Trent. Hi. Uh so wait,
Speaker 1: so you're you're old and married. It was better when
Speaker 1: you were talking about tacos and booms. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I mean I really just wanted to have a good
Speaker 1: time and and like you were amazing. I really did
Speaker 1: have fun with you. I just I just wish you
Speaker 1: would have told me, you know, like during the date. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: that would have gone over well, Trent. Yeah, No, I
Speaker 1: mean no, because it would have felt different. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: really tried so hard, and and it just was fun.
Speaker 1: It was nice to feel that, Wigga, And you wouldn't
Speaker 1: have did that you felt pursued. You could have at
Speaker 1: least responded one of my texts then and let me know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what to say. In her defense,
Speaker 1: she also had experienced ghosting somebody right or texting Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: she's getting the full circle. Yeah, she's looking at what
Speaker 1: it's like one day you're on the next day. Who's that. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't I gotta admit, this whole thing's making a
Speaker 1: little bit more sense out because I remember the music
Speaker 1: that you said you owned and listened to. I just
Speaker 1: thought you were I just thought you were a retro.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? She kept talking about her
Speaker 1: CD collection. Oh, oh my gosh, Oh here I got
Speaker 1: a discman, you want to share? I mean, Kelly, how
Speaker 1: do you feel like now that you know the Trent knows?
Speaker 1: I mean you've you've basically strung him along for an
Speaker 1: entire night without telling him the situation. Well, Trent, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry I lied, and you really were fun and
Speaker 1: very gentlemanly. But I mean, I will tell you this.
Speaker 1: My daughter is single, and I can't put in a
Speaker 1: good word. Does she like tacos? Because if she does,
Speaker 1: then we would love to send we love to on
Speaker 1: a date with Kelly's daughter. Kelly gonna say to her daughter,
Speaker 1: I know this guy, because why why? I think you
Speaker 1: have all the things that he likes, and we would
Speaker 1: like to send you guys out on a date if
Speaker 1: you're interested in that, Trent with the daughter, Yes, with
Speaker 1: the daughter. I mean, you can even bring over that
Speaker 1: shirt that you wore. It looked the little rinker and
Speaker 1: I can iron it before you guys go out, I mean,
Speaker 1: you get along with a mother in law. Yeah, gosh,
Speaker 1: opportunity has been laid in front of you. What do
Speaker 1: you think it's like going out with Kelly but thirty
Speaker 1: years ago, you're not going to have all the travel stories. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: I might make family dinners a little awkward that I
Speaker 1: dated half the people at this table. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is that I think it could be kind of fun.
Speaker 1: What do you think, Trent? Is it yes or no?
Speaker 1: A great story? No? I think I think I might
Speaker 1: move to Thailand or something, do some trail one on
Speaker 1: my own. If you wait another twenty years, then maybe
Speaker 1: you can go out with Kelly's granddaughter. I made Broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Who had a little whoopsie Daisy.
Speaker 1: The other night, I was walking down the street and
Speaker 1: I saw a man drop his wallet and he didn't notice.
Speaker 1: He just kept walking. So I ran over and I
Speaker 1: picked it up, and then I shouted down the street, hey,
Speaker 1: you stop, okay, and he turned around and I said,
Speaker 1: don't move, and I reached into my pocket. That's the
Speaker 1: wrong way to put the work. Yeah, So he started running. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I decided, well, I need to chase this guy down.
Speaker 1: I'm running after him down the street. He's ducking in
Speaker 1: and out of alleys and I'm like, hey, man, stop,
Speaker 1: he's jumping fences. We scaled the side of a building
Speaker 1: and jump over a roof. I'm just trying to keep
Speaker 1: up here. And then after about four hours, I finally decide,
Speaker 1: you know what, this is starting to get ridiculous point
Speaker 1: and I thought there has to be a better way
Speaker 1: to go about doing this, a place where you can
Speaker 1: find somebody that you met out in the real world.
Speaker 1: And then I remembered, oh, yeah, there is that place.
Speaker 1: It's called Craigslist totally, and there's all sorts of great
Speaker 1: stuff on there. In fact, we're about to hear more
Speaker 1: stories of people with absolutely good intensions like me, trying
Speaker 1: to find a special person in their life when we
Speaker 1: do a brand new Misconnections at a Tensconnections, that was
Speaker 1: me staring there's only two places to find true love
Speaker 1: in this world. One is at the glass eye store
Speaker 1: in between the extra large and the jumbo size eyeballs. Here,
Speaker 1: big socket, big socket to turn on because they're all
Speaker 1: watching you. Yeah. The other is the pages of craigslist
Speaker 1: dot org because we scour that website every week to
Speaker 1: find the best misconnections they have to offer, like this
Speaker 1: one titled Damsel in Distress. Man for Woman twenty five
Speaker 1: Electronics store says you were the brunette with the long
Speaker 1: blue jeans skirt who was crying in the TV section.
Speaker 1: I could hear you sobbing from thirty feet away. Normally
Speaker 1: the sound of crying women annoys me but so rude,
Speaker 1: but you made it sound different, almost calming, like a
Speaker 1: baby whale searching for its mother. Oh, I'm imagining it.
Speaker 1: When I asked what's the matter, you said you were
Speaker 1: sad because they were playing the Simpsons on the TV
Speaker 1: screens around the store, and Homer reminded you of the
Speaker 1: father who wants abandoned you. Oh wow, I just sounded
Speaker 1: like a baby whale. That's sad. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted
Speaker 1: to be a gentleman and offer a tissue for you
Speaker 1: to wipe your tears, yeah, but I didn't have one
Speaker 1: on me, so instead I asked if you wanted to
Speaker 1: blow your nose into my jacket sleeve. Oh that you
Speaker 1: said no, thanks, But for the record, I would have
Speaker 1: totally been okay with it. Mucus and liquids from body
Speaker 1: orifices are actually easier to clean than what most people think. Okay, stop,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I like that this woman's line
Speaker 1: who's crying over Homer Simpson is above his. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: that excused yourself and thanks me for being quote one
Speaker 1: of the good guys out there, and you left. Okay,
Speaker 1: well maybe they could have romance. After that interaction, all
Speaker 1: I could do was go home and binge the Simpsons.
Speaker 1: And you know what, that's going to make her sadder.
Speaker 1: If Homer were my father who left me, I would
Speaker 1: cry too, especially at the part where he gets his
Speaker 1: head stuck in the mailbox. Maybe we should sleep together, Dennis.
Speaker 1: This next missconnection is titled you are the key Master.
Speaker 1: There is no other woman for Man twenty six apartment complex. Oh,
Speaker 1: she says. A few weeks ago, I accidentally locked myself
Speaker 1: out of my place, so I had to call a locksmith,
Speaker 1: and thirty minutes later you showed up. The dude I
Speaker 1: always wonder about locksmiths. We've had to call him too.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can open anything. I trust you. Like
Speaker 1: there's something creepy about your professor. I mean, I'm thankful,
Speaker 1: but like they can get in your car. And yeah,
Speaker 1: she says, we talked for a second, and you told
Speaker 1: me you'd recently devoted your entire life to picking locks. Wow.
Speaker 1: Are we sure that he's from the locksman? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: watched as you brought out a dozen tools from your bag,
Speaker 1: and after a minute or so of very awkward silence,
Speaker 1: I whispered in your ear good luck. Oh no, he
Speaker 1: told you to stand back out of his ear. Before
Speaker 1: I knew it, you twisted the knob, jimmied the handle,
Speaker 1: and my door swung wide open. Oh I feel like
Speaker 1: that's a euphemism. The moment was so euphoric that, if
Speaker 1: I'm being perfectly honest, I almost blew my lump. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it even means. Checked out. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: Would I have let you pick me up and carry
Speaker 1: me to the bedroom if you'd asked right then, of
Speaker 1: course I would have. Yeah. But instead real life took
Speaker 1: O over and I handed you my credit card for
Speaker 1: services rendered at one hundred and sixty three dollars. If
Speaker 1: you see this, just no, I still think about our moment.
Speaker 1: You'll always be my special psychopath. Oh gosh, that signed Delaney.
Speaker 1: You know it's bad when the psychos are like, no,
Speaker 1: she's crazy. Yeah, let's go to your next misconnection. It's
Speaker 1: titled I would spoil you like milk its lap lap sound.
Speaker 1: This is why I want Jose. You say that not
Speaker 1: enough men spoil their women. There you go like milk
Speaker 1: man for woman forty two good Will. I spied you
Speaker 1: digging through a box of old hair dryers and couldn't
Speaker 1: stop staring. Oh my gosh, I thought you were the
Speaker 1: most beautiful woman in the entire store. Oh there, I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a pretty easy accomplishments the three
Speaker 1: women in there. Oh, you looked like a younger, yet
Speaker 1: more supple Renee Zellwegger swing. If you were wondering, I
Speaker 1: was the man in the classic ninja turtle sweater in
Speaker 1: sunglasses pretending to sort through the used cutlery. Yeah, why
Speaker 1: you buy the knifes man? FYI, I'm not a creep Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's always the first key. I just did that to
Speaker 1: be close to you. That's exactly what creepy, if you
Speaker 1: don't mind me saying, while I stared, I did find
Speaker 1: a flaw with your body. Mostly let us actually more
Speaker 1: than you may not know this, but your hair has
Speaker 1: some pretty bad split ends. Oh you're going to post?
Speaker 1: I mean, if that's all, He's fine, and I'm actually
Speaker 1: feeling pretty good. If you were and I were an item,
Speaker 1: I would shampoo your hair every day. Oh not finest
Speaker 1: conditioners from tread Why does your voice sound commercial? And
Speaker 1: I comb your thick locks from behind while we drink
Speaker 1: chocolate wine. Don't tell cathartic childhood stories of pain and loss?
Speaker 1: WHOA does that sound like fun to you? It sounds
Speaker 1: like you may be able to go viral on TikTok.
Speaker 1: It should sound fun because it is something he does.
Speaker 1: I promise to be gentle. That's signed bump Free Hogartre.
Speaker 1: How don't I get the feeling people aren't signing with
Speaker 1: their actual names sometimes. Yeah, it's a good feeling. He
Speaker 1: was so weird that literally might be his name. O
Speaker 1: your Craigslo's misconnections. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Broke
Speaker 1: got to say you've been hotly? Oh, I've always hot,
Speaker 1: not physically but competitively. When jeff hits on me, I
Speaker 1: know you're on a hot street. Going for twenty five
Speaker 1: wins in a row. That was again, you heard what
Speaker 1: you wanted to do very well. We'll see if you
Speaker 1: can keep the street going against Jason from Tacoma. Jason,
Speaker 1: what's up? Man? Not much? How you guys doing? How hot?
Speaker 1: Are you? Yeah? Pretty hot? Yeah? Scale are we talking?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Washington eight? Okay, just means you're in LA.
Speaker 1: All right. We're going to send Brook out of the
Speaker 1: studio to cool down a little bit. While that happens,
Speaker 1: you know how Okay, bro get out there. You know
Speaker 1: what the game works. Jason, you got thirty seconds answer
Speaker 1: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: you can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 1: outright to win. Are you ready? Yes? All right? Good luck?
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. The first shopping cart was patented
Speaker 1: on this day? And what decade? Uh, nineteen forties? City?
Speaker 1: In what city is the Kentucky Derby Health each year? Louisville.
Speaker 1: What character does Benedict Cumberbatch play in the Marvel films? Us?
Speaker 1: One pint of milk is the equivalent of how many cups? Two?
Speaker 1: Which of these is a real necktie? Not Carrick bend
Speaker 1: Stevedore or a four in hand four in hand? If
Speaker 1: you can tell if an egg is bad if it
Speaker 1: does what in water floats or sinks floats. Let's bring
Speaker 1: Brook back into the studio and Jason, it says my
Speaker 1: phone screen to hear that you went to Mexico recently. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we went down to Cabo for my daughter's graduation a
Speaker 1: few months ago. Wait, she graduated in Cabo. That's why
Speaker 1: I just heard. No, no, no, she graduated here, But
Speaker 1: we took her and friends down to Cabo. Was it
Speaker 1: like kindergarten graduation? Like? How big of a high school?
Speaker 1: I would demselon without my parents right after high school graduation? Oh?
Speaker 1: Great for me. Would not recommend for my own children.
Speaker 1: That's some good advice. Do you have any advice, Jason
Speaker 1: for people going to Cabo? Yeah? Don't give anybody money
Speaker 1: up front payment is optional. All right, your turn, You're ready.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. The first shopping cart was patented
Speaker 1: on this day, in what decade? In what city? Is
Speaker 1: the Kentucky Derby held each year? Oh, loiville? What character
Speaker 1: does Benedict Cumberbatch play in the Marvel films? One pint
Speaker 1: of milk is the equivalent of how many cups? Eight?
Speaker 1: Which of these is a real necktime? Not Carrick bend
Speaker 1: Stevedore or a four in hand store. You can tell
Speaker 1: if an egg is bad if it does what in water,
Speaker 1: floats or sinks? All right, I got the answers in.
Speaker 1: We're going to the scoreboard to see how you did
Speaker 1: with jose pants off. I don't even know your name, Blanias.
Speaker 1: Jason got four correctly. He may have gotten me Brook. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did get the same amount of questions, and you
Speaker 1: got got you going on too. He comes to congratulations,
Speaker 1: well done, God, I got too full of myself. Now
Speaker 1: it can't be hot anymore, Brook, Tomorrow, this sas well.
Speaker 1: Let's go over the answers here. The first shopping cart
Speaker 1: was patented on this day in the nineteen thirties. It
Speaker 1: was closed in a long time in The Kentucky Derby
Speaker 1: is held each year in Louisville, Kentucky since eighteen seventy five.
Speaker 1: Bennett Cumberbatch plays Doctor Strange in the Marvel films. One
Speaker 1: pint of milk is equal to two cups, so don't
Speaker 1: eat any of Brook's cooking heavy on the day, and
Speaker 1: cheese is all milk. You guys would believe how many
Speaker 1: conversions I have to google when I'm cooking terrible with
Speaker 1: those things between Carrick Ben Stevedore or four in hand.
Speaker 1: Four in hand is the real necktie? Not? Why would
Speaker 1: I know that? And you can tell if an egg
Speaker 1: is bad if it floats in water. If it floats,
Speaker 1: it's bad. Yeah, it should always sink and be at
Speaker 1: the bottom because it's bad. It's letting out like gas
Speaker 1: and air inside it, so it should not be floating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's gases inside. So Jason, not only do you get
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars, but just we're playing, you also won
Speaker 1: one free monthly capsule from Armoir. Armoire has high end
Speaker 1: designer clothing rentals from local and women owned boutiques. Do
Speaker 1: you use them? Yeah? I love it. They don't have
Speaker 1: men's clothing though, So do you have a lady in
Speaker 1: your life that you could give this? Okay, No, seriously,
Speaker 1: I love it. You just rent whatever you want and
Speaker 1: then you return it to them. They do the washing
Speaker 1: and everything. Yeah. It's so fun. Good. Yeah, and one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars that's for you, bro Yeah, congratulations man, thanks
Speaker 1: for playing. We'll do win Brooks Box same time tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning