Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, And recently our
Speaker 1: bosses had to respond to news outlets all over the
Speaker 1: country who were outraged with our show. And it wasn't
Speaker 1: even our fault because apparently there was a typo in
Speaker 1: one of the news trades and they thought we were
Speaker 1: doing a segment called Cure or Don't Cure not always.
Speaker 1: I understand it's controversial, yes, but it does sound more
Speaker 1: exciting than what we actually do. Care or Don't Care?
Speaker 1: Where I read a catchy headline to my co host,
Speaker 1: see if they want to hear about it or not.
Speaker 1: So let's get right into it with your first headline.
Speaker 1: Granny and Gramps came to celebrate a birthday. Then things
Speaker 1: got crunk. Care don't Care? I care. Lanaia Ashley is
Speaker 1: a student at the University of North Carolina, Wilmington. She
Speaker 1: turned nineteen the other day, so to celebrate, her grandparents
Speaker 1: came by and took her to a store and told her,
Speaker 1: here's twenty dollars, you can buy whatever you want exactly,
Speaker 1: so she spent all of it on a hundred ex
Speaker 1: cash scratch off ticket. Why that one in particular, she said,
Speaker 1: it was my first time buying a ticket, so I
Speaker 1: thought the colors looked pretty, and I chose that one.
Speaker 1: So she scratched it off right in the store and
Speaker 1: said she was too stunned to speak because after going
Speaker 1: over the numbers and the rules again and again, she
Speaker 1: realized she just won a hundred thousand dollars. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: She couldn't believe. On her very first lottery ticket ever ever,
Speaker 1: she was a huge winner. Guys. She's like, this is easy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: after state and federal taxes, she's going to walk away
Speaker 1: with over seventy one thousand dollars. She could pay for
Speaker 1: one semester of college. She does say the money will
Speaker 1: go to school and helping out her grandparents. So cute.
Speaker 1: It's cute of her to say that, for sure. You know.
Speaker 1: She's like, here's your twenty back, love you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go to your next headline, maybe the strangest promotion
Speaker 1: of food companies ever come out with, and chance Alexis
Speaker 1: will love it. Oh, I don't care. Well, I have
Speaker 1: to care. I have to care. I care because I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's about chicken nuggas well. Last week was National
Speaker 1: Ranch Dressing Day, and the people at Hidden Valley were
Speaker 1: teasing a big announcement something to do with ranch dressing
Speaker 1: and carrots and carols, And now we finally know what
Speaker 1: they meant, because turns out the Hidden Valley folks made
Speaker 1: an actual diamond ring out of ranch dressing. What I
Speaker 1: don't understand what you just said to do it? They
Speaker 1: took some ranch, they burned it in a two thousand,
Speaker 1: five hundred degree oven, who put it under four hundred
Speaker 1: tons of pressure for two months and then turned it
Speaker 1: into a two carrot man made diamonds shut us and
Speaker 1: it looks legit. So this is why it's two of
Speaker 1: your favorite things. This is why diamonds are overrated. Okay,
Speaker 1: can literally be made out of ranch dressing, the diamond
Speaker 1: carrot and then the carrol trying to bite her diamonds.
Speaker 1: It has an inscription on the band with the initials
Speaker 1: HVR LVR for Hidden Valley Ranch Lover. Yeah, and they're
Speaker 1: selling it on eBay right now. Last time we checked,
Speaker 1: the top bid was over eleven granch Let's see if
Speaker 1: you guys care about this one, better put some ice
Speaker 1: cubes on that chest, because this story is about to
Speaker 1: warm your heart. Nipples like that, But I do they say,
Speaker 1: what comes around goes around. And here's a pretty incredible
Speaker 1: example of that because during World War Two, a woman
Speaker 1: in the Ukraine named Maria bliss Check helped hide a
Speaker 1: young Jewish girl named Fania Bass so she wouldn't get
Speaker 1: taken by the Nazis. Is gonna make me cry, and
Speaker 1: it works. She survived the Holocaust because of it, and
Speaker 1: Fania went on to have kids, and those kids had kids.
Speaker 1: Fast forward eighty years later, okay, modern times, Fania's family
Speaker 1: just returned the favor because two of Maria's grandchildren were
Speaker 1: trying to get out of Ukraine and they just helped
Speaker 1: to make that happen for them. Comes the tears. It
Speaker 1: was I need more than ice, I need a whole
Speaker 1: like that is beautiful. The children were flown to Israel,
Speaker 1: where Fania's family now lives, and they were picked up
Speaker 1: at the airport last week and gave them a place
Speaker 1: to stay. How crazy is that story. I'm glad they
Speaker 1: picked him up and was like, you guys got to
Speaker 1: take an uber once you get there. Okay, let's go
Speaker 1: to your next headline. You won't believe what they're banning
Speaker 1: in Japanese schools, now care or don't care. So Japanese schools,
Speaker 1: if you didn't know, they're infamous for their strict requirements
Speaker 1: on what students can and can't wear, from the length
Speaker 1: of their s to the color of their underwear. And
Speaker 1: we actually have a very similar thing with the underwear
Speaker 1: in studio. We have an undi check. Don't left and
Speaker 1: check your partners please. So these schools have drawn criticism
Speaker 1: for years, but maybe the latest one's gone a little
Speaker 1: bit too far because school administrators in the Fukuoka district
Speaker 1: have just announced a ban on ponytails for girls. What
Speaker 1: why do they say exposing the nape of their necks
Speaker 1: could sexually excite the young male students thing a pail
Speaker 1: of well. Critics say the new rules confusing because those
Speaker 1: same schools that don't allow ponytails do allow bob haircuts,
Speaker 1: which exposes even more of the neck. The reasoning is well.
Speaker 1: Of course, many children and parents are rebelling against the
Speaker 1: new rule because it just adds to the huge laundry
Speaker 1: list of restrictions, including skirt length and eyebrow shape. Hair
Speaker 1: color is another big contentious issue because some Japanese schools
Speaker 1: will demand photographic proof from students of their natural hair
Speaker 1: colors if it isn't strictly black and straight. I hate
Speaker 1: when men are just staring at the back of my
Speaker 1: neck and like eyes over here, buddy. If I've learned
Speaker 1: anything it's that repressing sexual desires and freedom at a
Speaker 1: young age has no negative repercussions in the long term
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah. Yeah, I learned you're very sarcastic. Finally,
Speaker 1: Jeff's joke of the day care. I don't care. What
Speaker 1: does a soybean call its mother? What at a mummy?
Speaker 1: Or don't care