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Speaker 1: or does everybody on earth need to seriously chill out?
Speaker 1: I'm down. Yeah, that message that will work. A new
Speaker 1: report by the North American Psychological Association found eighty seven
Speaker 1: percent of people in the country are feeling overwhelmingly stressed
Speaker 1: because of the NonStop bad news. I actually, who are
Speaker 1: the twenty four whatever the percentage left? Its chill? Who
Speaker 1: are they? They're baires? Is that what it is? And
Speaker 1: they don't know? I don't think so. I think billionaires
Speaker 1: are even stressed. Man. I know they're getting their yachts
Speaker 1: repossessed in all sorts of weird stuff. It's so hard
Speaker 1: to keep good housekeeping teams. That's why today we're starting
Speaker 1: off the show for all our listeners with calming music.
Speaker 1: We're using soft, comforting voices, like after this, we're all
Speaker 1: going to take a communal herbalty bath together at Brooks House.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that. We'll just have to kick
Speaker 1: out a few of her cousins who are already in
Speaker 1: there together. We have a very small bath, plase, so
Speaker 1: get cozy. We'll squeeze it. But seriously, things are crazy.
Speaker 1: So I googled the top simple ways that you can
Speaker 1: de stress. All right, good, this is actually a nice
Speaker 1: way to start the day. Yeah. So number three is
Speaker 1: go for a walk, preferably to a liquor store, and
Speaker 1: then immediately slam a fifth of anything not made in Russia.
Speaker 1: If that doesn't work, go with number two, watch a
Speaker 1: funny video or go for a quick drive, or if
Speaker 1: you're super stressed, do both at the same time. Has
Speaker 1: doubled the relaxing effect to's I was wondering if at
Speaker 1: the end of the drive you were going to say
Speaker 1: over a cliff. But that's a nice way to end
Speaker 1: all the stress. And the number one easiest way that
Speaker 1: you can de stress is to just visualize something relaxing
Speaker 1: in your mind, like picture the waves of the ocean, which,
Speaker 1: thanks to rising sea levels, will someday slowly kill us
Speaker 1: all hope will finally be waterfront property values just went up.
Speaker 1: All right, Now that we're all in a better place mentally,
Speaker 1: we can take on the shot collar question of the
Speaker 1: day because we have a bucket full of names. Actually
Speaker 1: see the bucket. This time we're gonna draw one out.
Speaker 1: So who gets asked the trivia question? If you answer wrong,
Speaker 1: you're going to be punished by getting shock while singing
Speaker 1: in song. So text in at seventy five nine, who
Speaker 1: tell a switch song you'd like to hear? Alexis you're
Speaker 1: drawing a name out because you have the shot collar lasts,
Speaker 1: who'd you get jose Penny Bunny blog. Yea bunny, he's
Speaker 1: putting on the shot collar. While that happens, Digital Jake,
Speaker 1: please read us a shot callar question of the day.
Speaker 1: Having kids running around the house all the time can
Speaker 1: be exhausting. Just ask Brooks Brigadive O Pears and they'll
Speaker 1: tell you. I wish poor ladies. But when the kids
Speaker 1: finally leave the cozy confines of home and head out
Speaker 1: on their own, there's a little sadness but also some
Speaker 1: positives about having an empty nest. Oh, we don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about this. It stresses me out. Because of that,
Speaker 1: a study was done asking one thousand older parents to
Speaker 1: name the best things about finally having kids out of
Speaker 1: the house. And no, do not ask me again. Your
Speaker 1: children are too young to live on their own. Way.
Speaker 1: I just told my son this week that he could
Speaker 1: live with mommy forever if he wants. Yeah, yeah, Jose,
Speaker 1: I need you to tell me the top four best
Speaker 1: things about being an empty nester, in no particular order.
Speaker 1: And your hint is that all of these things have
Speaker 1: to do with the house. Okay, I think we need
Speaker 1: to think backwards on this, Jose. Since none of us
Speaker 1: have been empty nesters, I think we think from our
Speaker 1: perspective when we were in high school, what was the
Speaker 1: most annoying things about us? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I remember the first thing my mom and dad said
Speaker 1: to me was what are we going to do with
Speaker 1: his room? An extra room? So that is it an offense?
Speaker 1: Is it like an art room? Is it love dungeon? Oh?
Speaker 1: I like that. I don't have a bedroom at my parents' house.
Speaker 1: Is either anymore? Yeah, it's like a workout. Answer that
Speaker 1: extra like converting the old kids room into some thing
Speaker 1: that they actually want. Yeah, Alexis you're the one that
Speaker 1: is the most recent to leaving the nest, although I
Speaker 1: know you do still go back a lot for free
Speaker 1: bologna sandwiches and stuff about food. Though now when I
Speaker 1: go back, they never have good food, Like I don't
Speaker 1: think they have to buy as much anymore. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: we're not all there to eat it. I was thinking,
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to write because like they don't
Speaker 1: cook for me anymore. You think less food is a
Speaker 1: good thing, les, Yeah, saving money less food, I think
Speaker 1: with cooking, Although the food is one thing, I think
Speaker 1: the dishes are even a bigger thing, like that you
Speaker 1: don't have to clean up after someone else and that
Speaker 1: could cover like cleaning up could cover launder. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: get the question one more time. I asked you to
Speaker 1: name the top four best things about being an empty
Speaker 1: nest or according to a study of one thousand older parents.
Speaker 1: And as a hint, I'll give you an olden guess
Speaker 1: golden guests, but you'll have to use your best elderly
Speaker 1: voice to ask me if something is on the list,
Speaker 1: and I can tell you if you're correct or not. Jake,
Speaker 1: is cleanings on the list? Aren't you? One hundred fifty?
Speaker 1: Cleaning is not on the list. We need to think
Speaker 1: about things that you lose, like that parents would be
Speaker 1: happy about. I thought of when noises, it's so much
Speaker 1: quieter when you're gone. I was thinking when I left
Speaker 1: the house, my parents immediately emptied their attic and they
Speaker 1: sent all this old crap to me, stuff that I
Speaker 1: would never want, Like they sent me old CD players
Speaker 1: and like the Millennium album, and I was like, I'll
Speaker 1: I'll keep Millennium. But I but like emptying out the
Speaker 1: house in freeing up space. Yeah, I don't think that's
Speaker 1: as common that your parents, like, we're starting to get
Speaker 1: some of that. But it's been you know, I think
Speaker 1: a decade since we've left. More. Once you're converting a room,
Speaker 1: you're cleaning out all yourself. I remember, but I do
Speaker 1: you remember that? Actually? Because all my baseball cards? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you want them? Yeah? You want? So maybe
Speaker 1: I will say, like declutter. What about just something simple
Speaker 1: like you get to pick what you want to watch
Speaker 1: on the TV. Like finally, like it's all your choice.
Speaker 1: Sleeping more, you have teenagers at that point. Teenagers sleep
Speaker 1: till like two in the afternoon. Which ones have you
Speaker 1: locked in? Okay, we're gonna go with converting rooms, buying
Speaker 1: less groceries, decluttering the house, and it's quieter in general.
Speaker 1: According to a study of one thousand older parents, these
Speaker 1: are the best things about being an empty nester. Number
Speaker 1: four is turning their bedroom into an officer yes room, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: you got that right. Number three is your food bills
Speaker 1: go down and cooking at Number two is that your
Speaker 1: energy bill goes down. And number one is less laundry.
Speaker 1: I just we put it in with cleaning. Yeah that
Speaker 1: makes sense. Okay, Well didn't get them all right, So Jose,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get shocked. But somebody wants to hear her
Speaker 1: song Stacy's Mom. Stacy's mom has got it going on.
Speaker 1: She's all I want it so loud, totally. I love
Speaker 1: the TikTok trend right now where people are like, I
Speaker 1: had my baby and I named her Stacy. Question of
Speaker 1: the Day, Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. If you're
Speaker 1: a listener to our show, we want you to know
Speaker 1: we support you. Yeah, for sure, we love you, We
Speaker 1: appreciate you. We kiss your photos when we go to
Speaker 1: sleep every single night night because you support us. And
Speaker 1: that's why we try our best to help people whenever
Speaker 1: they email in, whether it's getting them another date or
Speaker 1: giving them some life advice. And I'll say ninety nine
Speaker 1: point nine percent of the time, our advice doesn't include violence,
Speaker 1: no what whatever. Well, today's phone call it took a
Speaker 1: little bit of a left turn because at one point
Speaker 1: Brook literally yells you should walk up and punch him
Speaker 1: in the face, just one punch, you know what. It
Speaker 1: may have actually been justified because of the ridiculous thing
Speaker 1: that happened to one of our listeners at his workplace.
Speaker 1: You're gonna hear what happened in a brand new edition
Speaker 1: of The mass Speaker we'll see if you're on Brooks side.
Speaker 1: Coming up at seven ten, confession I can't take back girl.
Speaker 1: Farm Speaker got a text into seven eighty five nine
Speaker 1: two that says, I'm a server and whenever customers ask
Speaker 1: for low fat ranch with their salad, I give them
Speaker 1: regular because if they were really trying to diet, they
Speaker 1: wouldn't order ranch at all. I mean the low fat stuff.
Speaker 1: That's like being like, oh, I'm diet coke. You have
Speaker 1: like five of them? Yeah, yourself. And look, if you
Speaker 1: have some secret ranch tucked away in the hidden valley
Speaker 1: of your life, then you can come on this show
Speaker 1: and squirt it out anonymously, judgment free. On the mass Speaker,
Speaker 1: one of our listeners is ready to come clean about
Speaker 1: something from his life, and he's chosen the fake name Greg.
Speaker 1: So Greg, Welcome to the show. Bro, Hi Greg, Hello, Hello?
Speaker 1: Is my voice being masth It is? Yeah, voice changes on.
Speaker 1: We're ready to hear your confession, mister mass speaker. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got this really big secret that I've just been
Speaker 1: holding onto and I just need to tell somebody, right.
Speaker 1: I mean, those things can honestly like eat at you
Speaker 1: for sure. It's not good for your mental health. So
Speaker 1: here we are free therapy. Well, I don't know how
Speaker 1: else to say this, but I've been in love with
Speaker 1: my coworker for the last three years and she just
Speaker 1: has no idea whoa Okay, like, you know her pretty well.
Speaker 1: It's not some stalker situation where you've been watching her
Speaker 1: from across the Yeah. Yeah, we're on the same creative
Speaker 1: team and that's cute. Why aren't you telling her? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, when we first met, she was in a relationship. Okay,
Speaker 1: so speedom no, so that that kind of guy. You know,
Speaker 1: I respected that situation, but at the same time, I
Speaker 1: was just like, oh my god, she's so beautiful and
Speaker 1: she's so funny. We have like the same sense of humor.
Speaker 1: And we became like really close word friends. Oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: I feel for you. That is just the worst. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is she still with the dude? Well, so that's the thing.
Speaker 1: Like she became single about a year ago, and when
Speaker 1: that happened, you know, I got excited, but I didn't
Speaker 1: want to ask her out right away because we're basically
Speaker 1: like work wife were husbands by this point, you know,
Speaker 1: we like know each other inside, and now we've got
Speaker 1: all these inside jokes. We even like named each other staplers.
Speaker 1: I know, it's so much insane. Maybe I was just
Speaker 1: kind of hoping things would naturally develop. But I didn't
Speaker 1: want to like say, you know, I want to be
Speaker 1: with you because I didn't want to ruin you know,
Speaker 1: our perfect friendship. And so yeah, I just thought it
Speaker 1: would be too risky. What did you do then? Well?
Speaker 1: I thought maybe I would like kind of test the waters.
Speaker 1: So I get into work early, and I would leave
Speaker 1: little gifts at her desk, and I would write note
Speaker 1: on them and say that they're from a secret admirer.
Speaker 1: Oh could gauge a reaction. Yeah, And you know, it's
Speaker 1: all kind of stuff that I knew she would like
Speaker 1: to like her favorite scented candle cookies from her favorite bakery,
Speaker 1: like personal things like that that I had the advantage
Speaker 1: of knowing, you know, because we're so close. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you'd think that she'd like clew in because who else
Speaker 1: would know that about her exactly. I would like to
Speaker 1: think that maybe she would kind of get the hint
Speaker 1: it with me, but I never really got that impression,
Speaker 1: Like she would come to work and she would find
Speaker 1: the gift and then she'd be all excited and really flattered,
Speaker 1: and then I think, I don't know, maybe she's just
Speaker 1: like teasing me, because she would always kind of be like,
Speaker 1: I wonder who it could be and how did they
Speaker 1: know the name of our secret stapler? Like that's so odd?
Speaker 1: Was your heart and stomach is doing like cart wills
Speaker 1: like she was talking to you about it? Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was so awesome to see how happy the gifts would
Speaker 1: make her, and it would just kind of like eat
Speaker 1: me up a little bit. I just would like every
Speaker 1: single day, I'd want to be like, it's it's me surprised.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so how long do you wait until you
Speaker 1: actually come forward and tell her I'm actually the secret admirer?
Speaker 1: Well that's the problem. I think I waited too long
Speaker 1: because one day she came back from lunch and she
Speaker 1: robs his bombshell on me is that her secret admirer
Speaker 1: asked her out? And I was like, what that neede,
Speaker 1: I'm a secret admirer, but apparently one of my other
Speaker 1: coworkers I won't say names on the radio to make
Speaker 1: him look like the a hole that he is, but
Speaker 1: he is because he totally like came in to work
Speaker 1: and said that it was him, and he totally tijacked
Speaker 1: my entire bad Are you kidding me? He said he
Speaker 1: was a secret admirer. Yeah, and I was. You know,
Speaker 1: I wanted to go over and I wanted to like
Speaker 1: punch him, like punch him work, But you know I
Speaker 1: can't do that obviously, And and plus if I did that,
Speaker 1: if I made a scene at work, then she would
Speaker 1: definitely know. Wait, you didn't call him out. You didn't
Speaker 1: at least tell her that he was lying, and that
Speaker 1: was you. What did you do? I thought, like, well, okay,
Speaker 1: you can't live this lie up forever, right like you could? Well,
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. They've been dating. They've been
Speaker 1: dating for a month now. Oh my god. It's been
Speaker 1: like eating me up inside. And all I want to
Speaker 1: do is go over and just tell her everything, you know,
Speaker 1: But I still feel like I can't do that. You know,
Speaker 1: I want to take the high road here, you know,
Speaker 1: I want to do things right. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: want to mess up. No, you're done with any roads, man,
Speaker 1: You're taking the coward road right now. I also think
Speaker 1: if you guys were such good friends and so close,
Speaker 1: she would probably understand if you came out to her
Speaker 1: and we're like, look like, I just want to tell
Speaker 1: you if you like the guy, you like him. But
Speaker 1: just so you know, those guests were not from man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have to. I'm secretly obsessed with you for
Speaker 1: the last three years and not told you anything about
Speaker 1: it until No. But it also feels like it's been
Speaker 1: a month of them dating. It almost feels like weird
Speaker 1: and petty that he comes now and he's changing. What
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? All like, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to break them up. If she really
Speaker 1: is enjoying, Yes, you do, Greg, you want to be
Speaker 1: with her? I mean I do, But I do you know?
Speaker 1: I mean to go give yourself a pep talk in
Speaker 1: the mirror, Greg, and then just march up to her
Speaker 1: and tell her what's going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the worst,
Speaker 1: I'll just quit my job and move away. If you
Speaker 1: want to, you can always do it on the show,
Speaker 1: maybe because we're always looking for new content. If you
Speaker 1: want to turn that into a call, that's something to consider.
Speaker 1: It can be an awkward Tuesday, or you can call
Speaker 1: her just complain. You don't have to call her and
Speaker 1: say break up with him. You just tell him the truth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I send you those gifts and see how she reacts
Speaker 1: and weak up with him. Yeah, it's something to think about, Greg.
Speaker 1: But text into seven eighty five nine two if you
Speaker 1: have a confession that you've been holding onto will hide
Speaker 1: your identity by masking your voice and you can become
Speaker 1: the next mass speaker. Phone taps next Broke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the morning, we received an email from a guy
Speaker 1: wanting to prank his buddy, and when we got the information,
Speaker 1: we were looking at all the different options and the
Speaker 1: ways that we could possibly mess with him. Okay, there
Speaker 1: really just wasn't a whole lot there, okay with it,
Speaker 1: other than the fact that he recently hired a company
Speaker 1: to do his taxes for the first time ever, so
Speaker 1: we thought we should probably hire our number one favorite
Speaker 1: tax professional, Alexis. Yeah, she could help walk him through
Speaker 1: some of the trickier, more complicated aspects of the national
Speaker 1: tax coach. Yeah, I can even do your own taxes. No,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be the tax expert today in your phone
Speaker 1: tap right now the twenty. Hello, Hey, is this Martin Waxler. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Martin Martin. Yes, may I ask his calling? Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: from the accounting service. My name's Jessica. I'm just cling
Speaker 1: about taxes, okay, because you're you're doing your taxes with us,
Speaker 1: right I am, yes, because there a problem. Oh no, No,
Speaker 1: everything's totally okay. I'm just interning here from Arizona State
Speaker 1: coas on Devil's Whoa. Okay, anyways, so I noticed on
Speaker 1: one of the forms you submitted that you bought a
Speaker 1: boat last year. Yes, I did by a boat last year.
Speaker 1: That is so cool. Is it like a party boat
Speaker 1: or like like an old person's boat? You know what?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what this has to do with taxes.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm just like checking for riote offs and
Speaker 1: stuff whatever you need that for. But is it like
Speaker 1: a party thing? Are you taking it out a lot?
Speaker 1: Or are you like more of like the person who
Speaker 1: just docks it and leaves it there all year. No,
Speaker 1: the boat is used for recreation purposes. Ooh, Like what
Speaker 1: kind of sports are we talking in? Like? Does drinking count?
Speaker 1: Are you allow drinking on there? Look, I'm not sure
Speaker 1: where this line of inquiry is heading. I don't understand
Speaker 1: what's going on here. Okay, well I'll just put down
Speaker 1: party boat. I guess it sounds like you're not against it.
Speaker 1: But what I also looked at your W two statement
Speaker 1: in your income is actually two and a half times
Speaker 1: higher than the national average. That's look so hot. How
Speaker 1: do you feel about that? I'm sorry, Can you just stop,
Speaker 1: please and clearly explain to me what's going on. I'm
Speaker 1: just making an obserfication that you make a lot of money.
Speaker 1: You know, a good thing. It's a compliment. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure the word that you're trying to use is observation.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the one. Yeah, and I know how
Speaker 1: much money I make, So this is kind of unprofessional.
Speaker 1: I'm not I feel like we're sort of entering a
Speaker 1: gray zone here, rich and humble. I'm going to put
Speaker 1: that down. You know. Wow, gives me Jessica. Can I
Speaker 1: Is it possible to speak with someone else in the office.
Speaker 1: Oh no, don't worry. I told you. I'm interning from ASU.
Speaker 1: I'm majoring in dance and I took an elective class
Speaker 1: and accounting, so I'm totally qualified to look at your numbers.
Speaker 1: I just need to. I'm trying to figure out what
Speaker 1: exactly is going on here. I feel like I just
Speaker 1: need to speak to someone who might know a little
Speaker 1: bit more than you. I know what you're freaking out about.
Speaker 1: You're one of those like overwhelmed by numbers kind of people. Look, Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, that's okay. A lot of my friends are
Speaker 1: totally like that. I get it. Yeah, well, I get
Speaker 1: it too. I'm confused by the unprofessional quality, the unprofessional
Speaker 1: questions being asked in the All right, can I just
Speaker 1: tell you what's up? No cap? Yeah? Look, if that
Speaker 1: means you're going to tell me what does call is about?
Speaker 1: Then yes, now would be great. That's what that means.
Speaker 1: So my sorority sisters and I were talking, and I've
Speaker 1: been telling them I've been trying to meet a zaddie,
Speaker 1: and they said, if I interned in an accounting firm,
Speaker 1: I could totally see what's what's a zadi? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you? You're a zaddie. I'm not a zaddie. I
Speaker 1: speak to a supervibe. Listen, I've seen how much money
Speaker 1: you make, and you've got zaddie ran all over you. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on it, this is getting now inappropriate. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: beyond unprofessional. Now, he stross to me. I've been working
Speaker 1: really hard all summer and sorting all the money and
Speaker 1: like the amount of money that you make yours is
Speaker 1: and you'r the top. Oh my god, it's like it's
Speaker 1: like very impressive. Your form says you're single, right, what
Speaker 1: are you? What is this? I mean, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I'm single too, and I'm really fun and I love
Speaker 1: party boats. I'm so fun on a party boat. I
Speaker 1: don't care what you do on party boats. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Just come on, imagine me you and your hiking buddy
Speaker 1: Bill all on your party boats. Wait, wait, stock getting
Speaker 1: some white claus? Wait wait wait what white clause? No,
Speaker 1: not white clause? Did you say my hiking buddy Bill? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're hiking buddy Bill. How would you know that he's
Speaker 1: the one that say you up for this prank phone call?
Speaker 1: You don't sign devills. My name is Alexis. I'm from
Speaker 1: the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the morning during a
Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh my god, you got me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Bill set you up. He told me this was your
Speaker 1: first time using this accounting service for your like taxes
Speaker 1: and stuff, so we thought we'd messed with y'all. You
Speaker 1: could have fooled me, though, because you sounded like a
Speaker 1: tax professional Oh yeah, Do I sound really smart and
Speaker 1: observe acant to you too? Yeah? The most observed a
Speaker 1: cat person I've ever heard. I get that a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Week up every morning was phone taps. Weekday mornings are
Speaker 1: the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. I never
Speaker 1: want to tell the listeners what they should and shouldn't
Speaker 1: do in their personal lives. I feel like a butt
Speaker 1: is coming, but I do every once a mona because
Speaker 1: I have to warn them if something bad's going to happen. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: And that's why today I'm telling all our listeners do
Speaker 1: not go to a certain book signing in New York.
Speaker 1: That's because there's a hundred percent chance you or someone
Speaker 1: you know will fall madly in love and leave your
Speaker 1: significant other. Idea who's at the book? I know this
Speaker 1: because that person is at the center of our awkward
Speaker 1: Tuesday phone time. And I just looked them up online
Speaker 1: and you're going to that is a spicy ball. I'll
Speaker 1: let you know who this glamour puss is when things
Speaker 1: get awkward. Next, it's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday
Speaker 1: phone call. When you're in a relationship, is it Okay,
Speaker 1: for your significant other to have a crush on somebody else,
Speaker 1: I mean it depends on who it is, right, Like,
Speaker 1: if it's a celebrity crush, that's probably fine, but if
Speaker 1: it's one of their co workers, that's a little bit messy. Yeah. Now, Brook,
Speaker 1: I'm your co worker and also kind of a celebrity. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So this is dangerous territory that we're getting into here.
Speaker 1: I don't have one. Anyway, Let's not focus on Brook
Speaker 1: and the craziness going on in her head. Let's talk
Speaker 1: to Connor, who's worried that his girlfriend may have a
Speaker 1: little bit of an unhealthy crush. Connor, Welcome to the
Speaker 1: show man. Thank you, I Connor. How long have you
Speaker 1: been dating your girlfriend? So we've been dating for a
Speaker 1: little over a year now, okay, do you know her
Speaker 1: name yet? Yes? Vanessa? Vanessa Vanessa? Okay, So what's going on?
Speaker 1: Why are you so concerned? Okay, So we moved in
Speaker 1: together a little while ago, and she, uh, she decided
Speaker 1: to buy a Pelotan for our place, and yeah it's
Speaker 1: peloton but we don't He obviously doesn't ride for a second. Whatever,
Speaker 1: it's her thing. I don't even don't have pronounced it.
Speaker 1: She's been really, really into it, you know, I thought
Speaker 1: it was great. Yeah, and you know, bonus for me.
Speaker 1: She looks amazing riding the bike, you know, workout clothes,
Speaker 1: you know, it's a good view. But noticing she seems
Speaker 1: to be really into one of the instructors. Um, who's
Speaker 1: the guy and she's always taking his classes and who cares?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I gotta step in on this one. Like
Speaker 1: the Peloton instructors are all incredibly sexy. Yeah there, yeah,
Speaker 1: there isn't one other. I haven't found an ugo yet. Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't think they would hire an ugly person to
Speaker 1: be doing it. Wouldn't be a good advertising company. Yeah right, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you know which guy it is? Connor? I honestly
Speaker 1: can't remember the guy's name, but like I get it.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's really good looking. You know, he's obviously
Speaker 1: in shape. He's got like the sculpted arms of perfect hair.
Speaker 1: You know, the whole sounds like two people have been
Speaker 1: checking out. So what's the problem. Why is that an issue? Well,
Speaker 1: I see her doing his ride and she has like
Speaker 1: these googly eyes on and like she's biting her lower
Speaker 1: lip while she's doing it. So I thought, maybe she
Speaker 1: has a little crush, you know, just only fine. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm not that insecure, Like we all have crushes, but
Speaker 1: lately it's getting kind of weird. So what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I found the trainer guy's social media whatever his name is,
Speaker 1: and of course she follows him, and I noticed she's
Speaker 1: like every single one of his posts. Okay, when when
Speaker 1: we hang out, she'll bring up things, he said, so
Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh my god. You know, I was
Speaker 1: taking a ride today and he said, this isn't that funny?
Speaker 1: I mean, like stuff that you say when you're like
Speaker 1: really into someone or like dating them. She's not dating
Speaker 1: the peloton Instructor's virtually on a screen. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: his fan page isn't like the best way to get
Speaker 1: to him either. Yeah, Like she obviously just really likes
Speaker 1: his classes. I mean a lot of these, Like in
Speaker 1: the classes I've taken, they're all about motivational and live
Speaker 1: your best life and a lot of like good energy
Speaker 1: and stuff. Right, But like, is that a healthy behavior
Speaker 1: to be kind of obsessing over somebody and writing your
Speaker 1: peloton naked and stuff? Say that, Yeah, you might start
Speaker 1: only going for peloton trainers, not your boyfriend, But I
Speaker 1: don't know how far the obsession goes. I came home
Speaker 1: one day and she was watching one of his classes.
Speaker 1: Like she wasn't working out, she wasn't wearing any of
Speaker 1: her gear or anything. She's just standing there holding her
Speaker 1: coffee watching the guy worked out. Okay, so fun. What
Speaker 1: have you keep up to your husband doing that? I
Speaker 1: could see where you'd you'd feel a little weird about
Speaker 1: about it. I mean that that's pretty extreme. One thing.
Speaker 1: Do I constantly take the classes, but yeah, the extracurriculars
Speaker 1: to go find them to just watch them casually. I
Speaker 1: don't work out. You're not obviously, like actually worried she's
Speaker 1: gonna cheat. You're just concerned that this is a little
Speaker 1: over the top and it hurts your feelings. What are
Speaker 1: you feeling? I mean, I don't know. To be honest,
Speaker 1: it's weird to say, but I am getting a little
Speaker 1: bit jealous and I want to talk to her about it.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to be like the jealous boyfriend, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be a hard conversation to bring crush on
Speaker 1: the guy on the screen. Yeah yeah, okay, So you
Speaker 1: want us to call your girlfriend here and you want
Speaker 1: to talk to her about this obsession that you think
Speaker 1: might be going a little too far. Yeah, I definitely
Speaker 1: need some help and to get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 1: Hold on. Yeah, when you say get to the bottom
Speaker 1: of it, do you mean you want it to stop
Speaker 1: or you need her to explain her feelings about him,
Speaker 1: like what's the solution? Maybe both, depending on what she says.
Speaker 1: I mean, Okay, we don't know what the solution is then, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I at least want to understand where she's
Speaker 1: coming from if I'm just imagining this, or I mean,
Speaker 1: for me, it seems over the top, now, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I will see that, all right, all right, Well, so
Speaker 1: we'll think about this. We'll play a song, we'll come
Speaker 1: back call your girlfriend Vanessa for you, and we'll give
Speaker 1: her an ultimatum saying it's either that is not the advice.
Speaker 1: We'll come up with better advice. We'll come up with something.
Speaker 1: We'll do it right after this, with your awkward Tuesday
Speaker 1: phone call. Hold on, then, it's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's
Speaker 1: awkward Tuesday phone call. All right, we're just getting our
Speaker 1: sweat on for the awkward Tuesday phone call right now.
Speaker 1: We're gonna push through together. Guys. Okay, everybody, I don't
Speaker 1: half of you aren't feeling the pain, the pain of
Speaker 1: this segment because it's not very good. But we're gonna
Speaker 1: get together, all right. The New Youth starts today. Connor,
Speaker 1: this is your moment. We're gonna call your girlfriend and
Speaker 1: tell her. You know what, honey, your obsession with your
Speaker 1: peloton instructor. It's not healthy. Okay, we want a healthy relationship.
Speaker 1: Are you with me? Left? Right? Right? Bush, Connor, you
Speaker 1: with me? I'm ready, okay, Okay, I'm feeling the energy.
Speaker 1: That's okay. You have a second career in just gotta
Speaker 1: get in physical shape in order to do it. Tired
Speaker 1: me out? Yeah, I know, second classes. Yea, if you're
Speaker 1: just joining us. We're in the middle of an awkward
Speaker 1: Tuesday phone call where one of our listeners, Connor, wants
Speaker 1: our help to reach out to his girlfriend, Vanessa. They've
Speaker 1: been together for a year and she's been a little
Speaker 1: bit obsessed with her peloton instructor lately a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he even came home one day and found her
Speaker 1: just watching videos of him, not even working out, just
Speaker 1: drinking coffee and enjoying the visuals, but Connor, hopefully we
Speaker 1: can help get things right for you. Are you feeling
Speaker 1: our Are you ready to hear some advice? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm ready. Okay, Brooke, what do you got
Speaker 1: for him? Well, I think you have totally valid feelings, Connor,
Speaker 1: but I think you would even admit this is a
Speaker 1: pretty ridiculous conversation. Those are two totally different. But this
Speaker 1: is stupid, stupid. I said ridiculous, like silly, and I
Speaker 1: think that you need to lean into that. Okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: if you admit in the beginning this is a really
Speaker 1: ridiculous thing I'm about to bring up. I wanted to
Speaker 1: let her guard down so she's not so defensive, and
Speaker 1: it makes you sound less like accusatory, you know, and
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem that ridiculous with all the things that
Speaker 1: she's doing. I just mean, like the conversation of like
Speaker 1: you have a crush on your peloton instructor is pretty
Speaker 1: silly conversation. Brook. I know this this is probably gonna
Speaker 1: sound ridiculous and stupid, but that advice was bad. Oh
Speaker 1: what do you think I do? I think I'm concerned
Speaker 1: about It's like usually in these awkward Tuesdays, both parties
Speaker 1: kind to have an idea, right of like the issue
Speaker 1: at hand, but it sounds like she has no idea
Speaker 1: what's coming, like, Oh yeah, for sure. I just think
Speaker 1: maybe kind of ease into it, but don't be too
Speaker 1: aggron too. Yeah. No, I'm gonna be diplomatic about it. Okay, Okay, God,
Speaker 1: be diplomatic. Don't be too agg ease into it. You
Speaker 1: know that this is ridiculous, but also at the same
Speaker 1: time it's really important. We're so good. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Red to make this call. Go good luck, man, We're
Speaker 1: gonna be here ready to jump in if you feel
Speaker 1: like you need a little bit of help. But we're
Speaker 1: going to dive in us his number. Let's do it, man,
Speaker 1: Good luck? All right, thank you? Okay, something to it
Speaker 1: here we go. Just give me a quick fell Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey baby, he went, I didn't know this was you.
Speaker 1: What's up? Oh? Nothing? Uh? I just call him to say, hey, um,
Speaker 1: how your day's going. Well? I just finished a ride,
Speaker 1: so I'm so hyped. Oh you were you worked out today? Yes?
Speaker 1: I did my thirty minute hit ride. It was so good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Um okay, um did you use that uh?
Speaker 1: That one guy? Uh? Alex. His name is Alex. Yes,
Speaker 1: obviously he's so good. Yeah. Uh uh, I was going on.
Speaker 1: I was kind of hoping to talk to you about that. Actually,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, talk to me about what what's going on? Uh?
Speaker 1: Like this Alex dude, I feel like maybe you've been
Speaker 1: a little into him lately. What wait, what you've just
Speaker 1: been kind of you've been kind of obset with him?
Speaker 1: Oh maybe? What what are you talking about? He's my
Speaker 1: palette from the utter, He's Alegs. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You just like you take a lot of his classes.
Speaker 1: He's like super motivational. He gets me to like get
Speaker 1: my done when I'm at work, like it's amazing. He's motivation. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: But like when you're working out, you just have like
Speaker 1: this this look in your eyes. I don't know what
Speaker 1: look what look in my eyes? Like like you're trying
Speaker 1: to seduce him through the camera or something like work
Speaker 1: I'm trying to do. What are you talking about? Are
Speaker 1: you joking? No? No, I'm not. I'm not joking. If
Speaker 1: I was staring at some girl every single day like that,
Speaker 1: I mean, you wouldn't like it, would you? Listen? This
Speaker 1: is a fitness instructor. I have to look at him
Speaker 1: so I know what to do. Well, Okay, Rod, what
Speaker 1: about like like the other day when when you were
Speaker 1: just just standing there, you know, watching his video, like
Speaker 1: not even working out, bab are you like that theorious here? Now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm serious. Oh my god, they're smiling like a giddy schoolgirl. Okay.
Speaker 1: First of all, I was trying to find this incredibly
Speaker 1: motivating quote that I wanted to film and sent to Erica,
Speaker 1: who you know is my best friend who's having a
Speaker 1: horrible time right now, because this guy is so inspiring
Speaker 1: and motivational. Yeah, I see the motivation and I I
Speaker 1: see the sculpted arms, Like, ooh, he's got everything. I know.
Speaker 1: What do you want me to tell all you how
Speaker 1: sick you are? You're so hot? This is stupid? Like,
Speaker 1: what is it? Alex? I mean, I don't get the
Speaker 1: sounds that he gets. I mean, what about that sounds
Speaker 1: you make while you're working out? About what sules? Are
Speaker 1: you talking about it? The noises, the noise workout sound,
Speaker 1: noise working out working out, Watching Alex, You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I told you this is gonna be ridiculous. It's on
Speaker 1: the phone call Alex Vanessa, you're on the radio right
Speaker 1: now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I am dying. We're doing something we've been listening in
Speaker 1: on this call. Oh my god, Oh my god. Don't
Speaker 1: be embarrassed. It's fine. Yeah, this is just we're doing
Speaker 1: an awkward Tuesday phone call with Connor because he's been
Speaker 1: a little bit jealous, jealous, a little secure seeing you
Speaker 1: with Alex. Apparently, although you do seem to have a
Speaker 1: very strong connection with Alex. I have tried to get
Speaker 1: Connor to take Claus with me and he won't do it,
Speaker 1: and now I understand why. But yes, I have a
Speaker 1: strong connection with my Peloton teacher Alex. She thought he's
Speaker 1: super hot. Yet connection Yeah, okay, Oh my god, Connor,
Speaker 1: you cannot still be mad. I mean, it does sound
Speaker 1: like she really really likes this Alex guy. But it
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like in the way that you were worried about. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: it sounds like they're connected at the growing That's where
Speaker 1: it sounds. That's what you took from this, Connor, That's
Speaker 1: what you heard her say. Maybe I don't even know him.
Speaker 1: I mean, granted, he does have a book signing in maybe,
Speaker 1: but in New York that I got tickets for us.
Speaker 1: You can come. But dude, like a freesome. She's not
Speaker 1: hiding any of this from you, Connor, This isn't like
Speaker 1: a hall pass situation. Yeah, and I all as on
Speaker 1: this guy, and you know, like you know he's going
Speaker 1: to be in New York and stuff like that's so weird.
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't realize that this was like upsetting
Speaker 1: you that much. But I need you to know that, like,
Speaker 1: you don't have to worry about anything. You can't see me.
Speaker 1: He's just super inspiring and he has right now. They're
Speaker 1: just giving off insecure. She gave me your answer. You asked,
Speaker 1: and she said, you have nothing to come down to. Trust.
Speaker 1: Just trust. It's not her problem anymore. So you're a
Speaker 1: problem now, is what Jose saying. I actually think it
Speaker 1: might be a good idea, Connor, if you went with
Speaker 1: her to New York and met Alex in person, and
Speaker 1: that might put you at ease a little. I was
Speaker 1: thinking he'd get motivated to take a class. But either one, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can all make those noises all together, like, listen,
Speaker 1: he's just super motivational and inspiring. So if you see
Speaker 1: me looking nine out of ten. I'm trying to find
Speaker 1: a quote that I want to put on my vision board. Okay,
Speaker 1: exactly what you're trying to find, Like, yeah, I cannot.
Speaker 1: I love him, but I cannot fire this. Like he's
Speaker 1: going to be like this cutter. It's not very attractive
Speaker 1: right now? All right, Yeah, this is like obviously a
Speaker 1: highly emotional thing, and we're doing this on the radio
Speaker 1: right now. You need to let it sit for a
Speaker 1: while and marinate. And I think you're going to see
Speaker 1: that it's not as big of a deal as you
Speaker 1: think it is if she would have said all the
Speaker 1: difference this is books because you know, if I were
Speaker 1: doing this to a girl, you know that I was
Speaker 1: watching and I was like following her schedule around the state.
Speaker 1: I think that somebody needs a bottle and a diaper
Speaker 1: and a nap. She tried to give you. I'll tell you,
Speaker 1: nobody changes a diaper like Alex Yes made those noises.
Speaker 1: Watching Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. When you listen
Speaker 1: to the news, do you ever suspect that they aren't
Speaker 1: giving you the full story? Yeah? Yeah, not because I've
Speaker 1: worked in a news department and they're just trying to
Speaker 1: turn those things as fast as they can. When there's
Speaker 1: an earthquake, Okay, they always want to tell you about,
Speaker 1: you know, like property damage and the number of people injured,
Speaker 1: pets missing. It's really important. What aren't they telling you, like,
Speaker 1: after an earthquake, what about all the innocent etch of
Speaker 1: sketches that get erased during the shaking. We're talking maybe
Speaker 1: six seven crudely drawn images permanently erased three hours. There's
Speaker 1: innocent children and their memory, their work wiped away forever,
Speaker 1: my mother Nature. Where's that in the news. It's not there. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: maybe you should talk to your friends over at the
Speaker 1: news station and tell them to cover the room text.
Speaker 1: That's the kind of reporting that you deserve to hear about.
Speaker 1: Those are the types of hard hitting stories that you're
Speaker 1: gonna get when we do a brand new edition of
Speaker 1: Care or Don't Care. Yeah, that's coming up at eight ten.
Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And recently our
Speaker 1: bosses had to respond to news outlets all over the
Speaker 1: country who were outraged with our show Why Now. And
Speaker 1: it wasn't even our fault because apparently there was a
Speaker 1: typo in one of the news trades and they thought
Speaker 1: we were doing a segment called Cure or Don't Cure,
Speaker 1: which not always And I understand it's controversial, yes, but
Speaker 1: it does sound more exciting than what we actually do.
Speaker 1: Care or don't care? Where I read a catchy headline
Speaker 1: to my co host, see if they want to hear
Speaker 1: about it or not. So let's get right into it
Speaker 1: with your first headline. Granny and gramps came to celebrate
Speaker 1: a birthday. Then things got crunk. I don't care, I care.
Speaker 1: Lanaia Ashley is a student at the University of North Carolina, Wilmington.
Speaker 1: She turned nineteen the other day, so to celebrate, her
Speaker 1: grandparents came by and took her to a store and
Speaker 1: told her, here's twenty dollars. You can buy whatever you want.
Speaker 1: So she spent all of it on a hundred ex
Speaker 1: cash scratch off ticket. Why that one in particular? She said,
Speaker 1: it was my first time buying a ticket, so I
Speaker 1: thought the colors looked pretty, and I chose that one.
Speaker 1: So she scratched it off right in the store and
Speaker 1: said she was too stunned to speak because after going
Speaker 1: over the numbers and the rules again and again, she
Speaker 1: realized she just won a hundred thousand dollars. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: she couldn't believe. On her very first lottery ticket ever ever,
Speaker 1: she was a huge winner. Guys. She's like, this is easy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people complain about that. After state and federal taxes, She's
Speaker 1: going to walk away with over seventy one thousand dollars
Speaker 1: she could pay for one semester of college. She does
Speaker 1: say the money will go to school and helping out
Speaker 1: her grandparents. So cute to say that, for sure, you
Speaker 1: know you guys. Yeah, let's go to your next headline,
Speaker 1: maybe the strangest promotion of food companies ever come out with,
Speaker 1: and chance Alexis will love it. Oh, I don't care, well,
Speaker 1: I have to care. I have to care. I care
Speaker 1: because I'm sure it's about chicken nuggets. I care well.
Speaker 1: Last week was National Ranch Dressing Day and the people
Speaker 1: at Hidden Valley were teasing a big announcement something to
Speaker 1: do with ranch dressing and carrots and carols. And now
Speaker 1: we finally know what they meant, because turns out the
Speaker 1: Hidden Valley folks made an actual diamond ring out of
Speaker 1: ranch dressing. What what? I don't understand what you just said?
Speaker 1: To do it? They took some ranch. They burned it
Speaker 1: in a two thousand, five hundred degree oven, put it
Speaker 1: under four hundred tons of pressure for two months, and
Speaker 1: then turned it into a two carrot. Man made diamonds
Speaker 1: shut us and it looks legit. So this is why
Speaker 1: it's two of your favorite things, Dimon. This is why
Speaker 1: diamonds are over rated. Okay, can literally be made out
Speaker 1: of ranch dressing. Oh, I get it. The carrots is
Speaker 1: a diamond carrot, and then the carrotling to her diamonds.
Speaker 1: It has an inscription on the band with the initials
Speaker 1: HVR LVR for Hidden Valley Ranch Lover. Yeah, and they're
Speaker 1: selling it on eBay right now. Last time we checked,
Speaker 1: the top bid was over eleven granch. Let's see. If
Speaker 1: you guys care about this one, better put some ice
Speaker 1: cubes on that chest because this story is about to
Speaker 1: warm your heart. Nipples like that. But I care entire
Speaker 1: don't worry. They say what comes around goes around, And
Speaker 1: here's a pretty incredible example of that because during World
Speaker 1: War Two, a woman in the Ukraine named Maria Blisscheck
Speaker 1: helped hide a young Jewish girl named Fania Bass so
Speaker 1: she wouldn't get taken by the Nazis make me cry,
Speaker 1: and it works. She survived the Holocaust because of it,
Speaker 1: and Fania went on to have kids and those kids
Speaker 1: had kids. Fast forward eighty years later, okay, modern times.
Speaker 1: Fania's family just returned the favor because two of Maria's
Speaker 1: grandchildren were trying to get out of Ukraine and they
Speaker 1: just helped to make that happen for them. It comes
Speaker 1: the tears. It was I need more than ice, I
Speaker 1: need a whole like that is beautiful. The children were
Speaker 1: flown to Israel, where Fania's family now lives, and they
Speaker 1: were picked up at the airport last week and gave
Speaker 1: them a place to stay. How crazy is that. I'm
Speaker 1: glad they picked him up. And it was like, you
Speaker 1: guys got to take an uber once you get there. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go to your next headline. You won't believe what
Speaker 1: they're banning in Japanese schools. Now care or don't care?
Speaker 1: I can so Japanese schools if you didn't know. They're
Speaker 1: infamous for their strict requirements on what students can and
Speaker 1: can't wear, from the length of their socks to the
Speaker 1: color of their underwear. And we actually have a very
Speaker 1: similar thing with the underwear in studio. We have an
Speaker 1: und check left and check your partners, please. So these
Speaker 1: schools have drawn criticism for years, but maybe the latest
Speaker 1: one's gone a little bit too far because school administrators
Speaker 1: in the Fukuoka district have just announced a ban on
Speaker 1: ponytails for girls. What why why? They say exposing the
Speaker 1: nape of their next could sexually excite the young male students.
Speaker 1: Then him there when we at well. Critics say the
Speaker 1: new rules confusing because those same schools that don't allow
Speaker 1: ponytails do allow bob haircuts, which exposes even more of
Speaker 1: the neck. Well. Of course, many children and parents are
Speaker 1: rebelling against the new rules because it just adds to
Speaker 1: the huge laundry list of restrictions, including skirt length and
Speaker 1: eyebrow shape. Hair color is another big contentious issue, yeah,
Speaker 1: because some Japanese schools will demand photographic proof from students
Speaker 1: of their natural hair colors if it isn't strictly black
Speaker 1: and straight. I hate when men are just staring at
Speaker 1: the back of my neck and lay eyes over here, buddy.
Speaker 1: If I've learned anything, it's that repressing sexual desires and
Speaker 1: freedom at a young age has no negative repercussions. In
Speaker 1: the long term. A yeah, yeah, I learned you're very sarcastic. Finally,
Speaker 1: Jeff's joke of the day car don't care. What does
Speaker 1: a soybean call its mother had a mummy? Don't care?
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Brook streak ended at
Speaker 1: twenty five yesterday. I'm wearing the loser hat right now.
Speaker 1: I'm starting all over back at one. But a good
Speaker 1: place to start is with somebody who's never played the
Speaker 1: game before. Okay, so let's bring on Tyson from Maple Valley.
Speaker 1: What's up? Tyson? Hey, what's going on? Guys? Takes it?
Speaker 1: How do you feel that I'm going to use you
Speaker 1: to boost my own self confidence here in a second.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping not too strong, because I'm here to prove
Speaker 1: my wife that you can't get more than one right
Speaker 1: on a on a show, more than one right? She
Speaker 1: only that one? Right? Yeah? Wait, your wife called in
Speaker 1: and played not today. Wow wild back. Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Play the other half. You're starting a fight, Brook, I
Speaker 1: see who was better. By the end of that. You
Speaker 1: don't care about beating me. You just care about beating
Speaker 1: your wife. It could be bragging rights and send Brook
Speaker 1: out of the studio. While that happens, Tyson, you know
Speaker 1: the game's played. You got thirty seconds to answer as
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 1: could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke outright
Speaker 1: to win. Are you ready? Let's go? All right? Here
Speaker 1: we go. Your time starts now. The first professional baseball
Speaker 1: team was formed on this day in eighteen sixty nine.
Speaker 1: And what Ohio City cooperstounds? What animal is Indiana Jones
Speaker 1: scared of night? Who co founded Microsoft with Bill Gates? From?
Speaker 1: Which country does Cherizo sausage originate? Next, Joe? What came
Speaker 1: first Time magazine or the New York Times New York
Speaker 1: Times in nineteen thirty nine? What famous brand of whiskey
Speaker 1: was invented when the Queen of England visited Canada. I
Speaker 1: don't know that one. Okay, all right, we'll pass on
Speaker 1: that one. We're gonna bring Brook back into the studio.
Speaker 1: That was solid work there, Tyson. And it says on
Speaker 1: my phone screen of here that you're headed to Spokane
Speaker 1: right now. I am for what we have? A fifth
Speaker 1: grade girls basketball team was going to a Compeana State tournament.
Speaker 1: US good luck. I would think It's funny like when
Speaker 1: I would go to tournaments, you know, I grew up
Speaker 1: in North Idaho and we would play Spokane teams. It
Speaker 1: was like we were playing the big city. And when
Speaker 1: Spokane teams play Seattle teams, it's like, yeah, cool, all right, Broke,
Speaker 1: it's your turn. You're ready, Yeah, your time starts now.
Speaker 1: The first professional baseball team was formed on this day
Speaker 1: in eighteen sixty nine in what, Ohio City? Cleveland? What
Speaker 1: animal is Indiana Jones? Scared of snakes? Who co founded
Speaker 1: Microsoft with Bill Gates? Oh, Mike Paul Ellen? From? Which
Speaker 1: country does Cherizo sausage? Originally Mexico? What came first Time
Speaker 1: Magazine or the New York Times Time magazine in nineteen
Speaker 1: thirty nine? What famous brand of whiskey was invented when
Speaker 1: the Queen of England visited Canada to the Queen's Whiskey.
Speaker 1: Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you both
Speaker 1: did with Jose? Do you like do you like literally
Speaker 1: bouncing around? Listen? That was me as a child. That's
Speaker 1: audio of me as a kid. Jose was lip syncing
Speaker 1: that right. I love the songs. The score Tyson, No
Speaker 1: matter what happens here I can confidently tell you you
Speaker 1: totally beat your wife. You got three corrects. Yikes, that
Speaker 1: was awkward. Okay, brook Yeah you lost you too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you took down all the ladies today, Tyson, let's just
Speaker 1: move on and talk about the answers. So I need
Speaker 1: to learn something from me. So the first professional baseball
Speaker 1: team was on this day in eighteen sixty nine in Cincinnatio, Indiana.
Speaker 1: Jones is afraid of snakes. And also we would have
Speaker 1: accepted low box office numbers. Who co founded Microsoft with
Speaker 1: Bill Gates? That would be Paul Allen. Charizo sausage originated
Speaker 1: in Spain Yanish and between Time magazine or the New
Speaker 1: York Times. The New York Times came first. I was
Speaker 1: published in eighteen ninety six. Time was nineteen twenty three.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, a lot different. And the brand of whiskey
Speaker 1: invented when the Queen of England visited Canada is Crown Royal.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a Canadian whiskey. Yeah, sorr.
Speaker 1: Where did they get the purple bag from? Maybe that'll
Speaker 1: be a future question on congratulations man, not only did
Speaker 1: you get a hundred of Brooks bow, but Jess, we're
Speaker 1: playing you also won a free monthly capsule from Armoir.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, your wife is going to love you
Speaker 1: for this, Brooks and Armoir users. What's it all about?
Speaker 1: I love it, Tyson. Just tell your wife that she
Speaker 1: has like unlimited choice of like high end clothing rentals
Speaker 1: for every part of her life, like casual fancy date nights.
Speaker 1: It's so fun. I want to do this, help ease
Speaker 1: the blow after you tell her that you defeated her.
Speaker 1: She's gonna love it. Tyson. You keep the hundred, you
Speaker 1: give her the arm you both win. Perfect thing. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: congratulations Tyson. Brooke. Yeah, you gotta keep that loser hat on.
Speaker 1: We'll see if you can get a win. When we
Speaker 1: do win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow, Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning,