Speaker 1: Start the show. If anybody here want to congratulate me, congratulations,
Speaker 1: thank you, Jose, thank you. I don't know. I'm so excited, friends. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a big, big week for me. Okay, I know
Speaker 1: I haven't really told anybody about this and kind of
Speaker 1: keeping it on the d L because I've been a
Speaker 1: little anxious. But I applied for a loan recently and
Speaker 1: it just got approved. Okay, so first time buyer here,
Speaker 1: I just got the green light. Loan officer says, I'm
Speaker 1: good to go this week. I'm officially going to be
Speaker 1: getting a full tank of gas. Well, thank you, thank you, guys.
Speaker 1: It's been a tough road because I've been getting dangerously
Speaker 1: close to that E symbol. Yea, the little gas light's
Speaker 1: been flashing at me, but I've been holding off. I'm
Speaker 1: saying not yet. I'm gonna wait till the market's better. Wait.
Speaker 1: Hilse said, you need to gas up your homies. You like,
Speaker 1: I was literally, you know, will sure. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: a few months salary in order for me to get
Speaker 1: the down payment. Moment, I think it's gonna be worth it.
Speaker 1: You think you could get to work? Yeah, I was gonna, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't go anywhere else totally. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna put a picture up of me with the full
Speaker 1: symbol there, and you guys have to come out to
Speaker 1: my car warming. Ye, I'll sprite zero. I'll have some
Speaker 1: bang energy drinks for everybody. But yeah, feeling pretty proud today.
Speaker 1: That's good. Congrat I was just gonna start riding my
Speaker 1: bike to work. Yeah it's an empty tanket, excuse not
Speaker 1: to come in. I have a great loan officer that
Speaker 1: can hook you guys up if you need help. So
Speaker 1: I need help with an oil chairs. Starting off on
Speaker 1: a high note today. Congratulation, Thank you man. Let's get
Speaker 1: into your shot college. End of today. We have a
Speaker 1: bucket full of names. We're gonna draw one out and
Speaker 1: I sold the bucket for guests. Okay, that's fair. It's
Speaker 1: the national holiday we've all been waiting for. No not
Speaker 1: bring your drunk uncle the work day next week. Today
Speaker 1: is Giant Panda Bear Day, and much like the few
Speaker 1: panda's left in captivity, I believe it'll be even more
Speaker 1: rare if all four of you get these questions correct,
Speaker 1: because today and today only, we're doing a special Panda
Speaker 1: Bear one and done. Shary, Alexis. I'm sorry it's come
Speaker 1: to this, but your question is so easy you'll end
Speaker 1: up counting on your fingers for the answer. Are you ready? Yeah? Ready?
Speaker 1: I need you to tell me, without anyone's help, on
Speaker 1: a panda's paw, how many fingers does it have on
Speaker 1: each hand? Four? Five? Or six? Panda? Six? Seems kind
Speaker 1: of scary. I don't think, say, when you picture a panda,
Speaker 1: how many little digits does I imagine they have one
Speaker 1: less than us? I don't know that would be how many? Four?
Speaker 1: Thought that was like a true question? Is your final answer?
Speaker 1: I go with pandas have five fingers and a type
Speaker 1: of thumb they helped to grab their bamboo. Lexus will
Speaker 1: be getting shocked. Moving on to Brook, Okay, Brook, What
Speaker 1: is the official name for a group of pandas? Is
Speaker 1: it an embarrassment, a chuckle sum, or a giggle? Those
Speaker 1: are all viable. I wanted it to be a cuddle. Yeah, God,
Speaker 1: why would it be an embarrassment? I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: like chuckle sum. It sounds like a word Jake would
Speaker 1: make up to me. Yeah, I'm torn between giggle and embarrassment.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go embarrassment. Oh, it's a bear. A group
Speaker 1: of pandas is called unembarrassing. It comes from seeing panda's
Speaker 1: attempt to mate for the first time instinctually. They don't
Speaker 1: really know how to do it, so it is embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Shew the videos. And I'm not even kidding. I'm not
Speaker 1: even kidding. They're not the smartest, yeah, Jose. Okay, Panda
Speaker 1: bears are constantly eating, but because they can only process
Speaker 1: like twenty percent of the bamboo they eat, they are
Speaker 1: eliminating that waste constantly as well. On average, how often
Speaker 1: does a panda poop every fifteen minutes, every half hour
Speaker 1: or every hour? Oh? Man, an hour? Are you a
Speaker 1: panda bear? I can all I need to know, I
Speaker 1: could be How could you get anything else done if
Speaker 1: it was every Maybe that's why they do and the
Speaker 1: deed is so embarrassing. Yeah, gotta be quick. No, that
Speaker 1: is just like me too, Brook, I'm gonna go on
Speaker 1: the middle to say, every thirty minutes, Jake. On average,
Speaker 1: a panda bear poops once every fifteen minutes. So much bamboo,
Speaker 1: and there's no nutrition in bamboos. They have to just
Speaker 1: constantly eat it and get the way against them. Jose
Speaker 1: is getting shocked, Alexis is getting shot, Brook is safe. Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: as the panda expert of this crew, please rank these
Speaker 1: films in order of highest box office to lowest box office.
Speaker 1: The movies are Kung Fu Panda, Kung Foo Panda two,
Speaker 1: and Kung Fu Panda three. Most to least in the
Speaker 1: box office movies. I've only seen the first one. Do
Speaker 1: they star all the same people? Jack Black? And yeah,
Speaker 1: the first one was really successful, so they made the second,
Speaker 1: and then I think the second one did really well.
Speaker 1: So maybe the second one a lot of people went
Speaker 1: to go see and it was such a huge disappointment.
Speaker 1: Oh well no, if it was, then why would they
Speaker 1: make the third. I'm just saying, like a lot of
Speaker 1: people went and like I got a big box office response,
Speaker 1: but critically wasn't that well acclaimed. Maybe I'm overthinking this.
Speaker 1: Maybe I think like a panda on this one, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: which apparently doesn't take much effort. Okay, I'm gonna crap
Speaker 1: my pants real quick and say Kung Fu Panda two
Speaker 1: is the highest grossing, then Kung Fu Panda one, then
Speaker 1: Kung Fu Panda three, in order from most earned at
Speaker 1: the box office to least the answer I was looking
Speaker 1: for was kung Fu Panda two ya, kung Fu Panda yea.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Eye are safe. So Jose and Alexis are
Speaker 1: going to take a group shock. And somebody wanted to
Speaker 1: hear the song you Don't Know You're Beautiful by one Direction? Yeah, baby,
Speaker 1: you laid on my word like nobody else the way
Speaker 1: you FI catch me over? Wellre you sorry? I was
Speaker 1: gonna let you keep going, very so painful. Do you
Speaker 1: think that ever happened that a one direction concert where
Speaker 1: like Nile Horn kind of forgot the words. He was like,
Speaker 1: take us away, Harry Ball. They hit the shot call.
Speaker 1: That's your shot caller, question of the day. Phone taps
Speaker 1: coming up in just a few minutes.