Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you
Speaker 1: feel like you're having a rough day, just remember Bella
Speaker 1: Hadide's mom didn't buy her Louis Batons till after she
Speaker 1: graduated in middle school. God, we all have it rough,
Speaker 1: sometimes some rougher than others, and we're going to remind
Speaker 1: you of that with What's on your Mind, where we
Speaker 1: go around the room to find out what each remember
Speaker 1: the Morning Show has been thinking about lately, starting with Brooke,
Speaker 1: what's on your mind? Well, I don't know if listeners
Speaker 1: realize this or if you listen through the commercials, but
Speaker 1: we do a lot of endorsements here, right, So companies, yeah,
Speaker 1: mostly Jose and I. Yeah, and I've got this new
Speaker 1: one that I'm really excited about. But they're sending me
Speaker 1: on a weekend getaway this weekend wow with my family
Speaker 1: renting us this gorgeous house on the coast. Frozen Asian
Speaker 1: food all weekend. Yeah. So the problem is I can't
Speaker 1: get anyone to go with me. My husband was out
Speaker 1: of town. I've asked three different girlfriends to go with me,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I need somebody to videotape me eating
Speaker 1: frozen food. Orange chicken. Yeah. I already had to do
Speaker 1: a selfie in the grocery store picking out the Asian fold,
Speaker 1: which is embarrassing because I'm like trying to wait for
Speaker 1: people to pass by. Yeah, it's so awkward to do that.
Speaker 1: I thought this is the perfect opportunity to open it
Speaker 1: up to our listeners to want to accompany you get one, right, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to bring some stranger with my children
Speaker 1: to stay the night for two nights. Why not. I
Speaker 1: did not put my kids in that type of situation. Jeffrey, Okay,
Speaker 1: what's been on your mind? Well, I went on a
Speaker 1: date for the first time in a long time and
Speaker 1: it was exciting, and I took her to her first
Speaker 1: professional soccer match. Okay, and it's the end of the match. Surprise,
Speaker 1: I had to use the restroom. So I'm at the
Speaker 1: urinal and this really drunk guy directly next to me
Speaker 1: looks over and he's like, dude, are you jose He's like,
Speaker 1: don't want to shake your hand. I'm like, let's now,
Speaker 1: let's wash our hands and then shake. So we do that.
Speaker 1: We wash our hands. He's very nice, he's very drunk,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm don't wait to tell my family.
Speaker 1: So then as I leave, my dad's waiting for me,
Speaker 1: and she is getting hit on by the drunkest guy,
Speaker 1: even drunker than the guy another guy, right, and she
Speaker 1: gives me the look that's saved me. Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And as I approach, he's like, so, who are you
Speaker 1: here with ye and literally best timing. I'm there and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh hey, and I put my arm around her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm like ready to go, and the guy looks
Speaker 1: at me and he again he's like, are you Jose?
Speaker 1: I know, and I'm like, I know, we're like number
Speaker 1: one in many demographics, but apparently we're number one with
Speaker 1: drunk dudes and supporting event. That makes sense that My
Speaker 1: only thing is if you're drunk and we're in the
Speaker 1: bathroom at a sporting event, let's wait until that we're outside.
Speaker 1: They don't remember meeting you. Yeah, I've never met Jose. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's just tell us what's been on your mind. Well,
Speaker 1: speaking of drunk people, I did my first ever like
Speaker 1: official bar crawl this last weekend, like a wrist band,
Speaker 1: like a schedule and everything. Yeah. So here's the So
Speaker 1: we paid twenty five dollars. It's the Saint Patrick's Day
Speaker 1: once and it starts we're at the first bar and
Speaker 1: we got asked to leave for being like too rowdy
Speaker 1: already wow, And I was quick at the first bar, right,
Speaker 1: I was like, stories, it's not going to be fun.
Speaker 1: Like we go to this second place, okay, and I'm
Speaker 1: trying to order tequila shots on Saint Patrick's Day. That's
Speaker 1: what they said. So they said, no, it made me
Speaker 1: have jamison, yeah, which that's not what I wanted out. Well,
Speaker 1: we laughed, Okay, So we go to the third bar okay,
Speaker 1: and this is when we realized, like, here's nobody actually
Speaker 1: doing the bar crawl, Like besides us, was it very efficient?
Speaker 1: It wasn't official. It was on an event site, like
Speaker 1: you don't have to actually crawl on the ground in order.
Speaker 1: We're just looking at nobody else is dressed up. Nobody
Speaker 1: knows even like what we're doing at this point. And
Speaker 1: the like bartender literally told me all we get is
Speaker 1: like a discount on bud Light with our risk band.
Speaker 1: You Yeah, Like I don't think I needed this discount
Speaker 1: be there, but it was five dollar bud Light. Oh
Speaker 1: it still seems expect. We only made it to three
Speaker 1: bars that was it it ended there supposed to be
Speaker 1: I don't know, like ten ish but like and a
Speaker 1: lot of them. You got kicked out of one third
Speaker 1: of them. I don't even know if there was a
Speaker 1: real event. It was like a fail And I think
Speaker 1: I got ripped off. Yeah, I do think I did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: jeffyone's on your mind. So recently, our company hired a
Speaker 1: motivational speaker slash professional thinker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: they said. They said he gets paid to think of ideas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he flew halfway across the world to do that country.
Speaker 1: So he met with the whole company here and had
Speaker 1: a one on one meeting with just our morning show.
Speaker 1: And I go in there, like, Okay, they flew this
Speaker 1: guy in from Australia. He's worked with different radio stations
Speaker 1: and shows from all around the globe. He's a published author.
Speaker 1: He's a big deal. Actually, maybe he's got some like
Speaker 1: good gold nuggets for us to help our show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And the one thing that he said in our meeting
Speaker 1: was why aren't the songs of the week more popular?
Speaker 1: It was his only takeaway he did start the entire show.
Speaker 1: It was less advice and more just harsh criticism of
Speaker 1: my songs. He was wondering why they don't go viral? Yeah,
Speaker 1: why did the last song go viral? And we told him, well,
Speaker 1: actually the one right before that got a million and
Speaker 1: a half views, and the one right before that got
Speaker 1: close to five million views. And he's looking at me like, yeah,
Speaker 1: not good enough. So what's the problem you mate? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I wasn't really sure what his advice to us was.
Speaker 1: There wasn't anything. I pinked his accent a lot. Oh,
Speaker 1: I love that while he was criticizing my songs and yeah,
Speaker 1: but he said it with an Australian accent, so it's
Speaker 1: still fun. Yeah. Right, I want to say like, oh, so,
Speaker 1: why do you think your books aren't selling as many copies? Huh?
Speaker 1: Why do you think that is? I'm glad that is
Speaker 1: too shy. It would have started something. Why I wouldn't
Speaker 1: recorded that that would have gone viral? J Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: I just can't wait for the day where I get
Speaker 1: paid to think. I think that's what the segments about.
Speaker 1: I don't think. Yeah, anyway, text in the sevent eight
Speaker 1: five nine two Do you want to hire me to
Speaker 1: think about stuff for you? Because I could be harsh
Speaker 1: and critical. There you go, but you don't have the
Speaker 1: Australian accent, and there's someone in Australia dying to fly
Speaker 1: you out there. It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning