Speaker 1: Two hopeless daters, one dating app, then dares you just wife? Right?
Speaker 1: The question is whose love life is more tragic? It's
Speaker 1: Battle the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game show whose
Speaker 1: fake ID says they're eighteen and that's all that matters.
Speaker 1: Why is that so creepy when you say Battle of
Speaker 1: the Tinder Dates, where two of our listeners go head
Speaker 1: to head to find out whose dating life is the
Speaker 1: most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just a second,
Speaker 1: but first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, she
Speaker 1: once took a trip to Ireland and had forty six
Speaker 1: dudes asked for her number when they saw how she
Speaker 1: kissed the Blarney Stone. That's why they call her Chalilee Tiley.
Speaker 1: I don't even else she's been Direland but a rhymes yeah,
Speaker 1: but I liked it. And in the other corner, her
Speaker 1: way of spicing things up in the bedroom is to
Speaker 1: pause halfway through, pull out a scant and ask some
Speaker 1: hot trivia questions. So meet pop Quiz Liz. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: here's how the game works. One contestant is going to
Speaker 1: start by telling one of their worst dating stories. Then
Speaker 1: the other we'll try and counter with a nightmare story
Speaker 1: of their own. We're gonna go back and forth for
Speaker 1: three rounds here, and then afterwards we'll declare a winner. Tayley,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be up first. Let's go Okay. So I
Speaker 1: went to a restaurant with this one dude. We got
Speaker 1: our water, and once it got delivered, he decided to
Speaker 1: start gargling the water. Yeah. Then his beer came and
Speaker 1: he was gargling his beer. It was so weird, and
Speaker 1: like people started noticing. Then I had gotten a frozen
Speaker 1: margarita and I hadn't finished all of it, and like
Speaker 1: when we laughed, he like turned around and took like
Speaker 1: the last couple of slurps argos the frozen margarita. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I workrod out that or like him
Speaker 1: taking the leftovers of her dream, like the dredges of
Speaker 1: the bottom of a frozen bop quiz liz My tinder
Speaker 1: Dade asked me to pick him up and rob him
Speaker 1: to fast food restaurant, and after each restaurant he would
Speaker 1: get the bag and then go, oh, this isn't right.
Speaker 1: Like we got to go to another, and after the
Speaker 1: fourth place, he got really excited and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're catcher rule and he's like, oh, I hate everybody
Speaker 1: else's catch up. This is the best catch up. Why
Speaker 1: didn't he just go there first tell me about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go to the next round. Round two that runs
Speaker 1: were throwing it back to you, Dayley. So he was
Speaker 1: worked at a senior living facility, so he wanted me
Speaker 1: to meet him there, and so I did, and oh
Speaker 1: my god, I show up meeting him hers and he's
Speaker 1: so hot, and I'm like, oh my god, so nice
Speaker 1: to meet you. So he said, don't tell me that.
Speaker 1: Tell Maury and he like motioned to this ninety year
Speaker 1: old man in a wheelchair. He asked me to go
Speaker 1: hang out with ninety five year old Maury in his
Speaker 1: room to see what would happen. WHOA, let me show
Speaker 1: you how he kids with my teeth out by the way,
Speaker 1: I don't want to know. Can you count it? Okay?
Speaker 1: I natured the guy and he told me he was
Speaker 1: an athlete in town for a sporting event. Then he
Speaker 1: invited me to his hotel and it was a super
Speaker 1: fancy hotel. Yeah, and he's live en up to his
Speaker 1: claim of being like a professional athlete. Yeah. So when
Speaker 1: he opens the door, he is much younger than his picture.
Speaker 1: Oh no, And it turns out that he wasn't a
Speaker 1: sports player. He is in town for a spelling bee.
Speaker 1: Oh we're going to the third and final round, ladies.
Speaker 1: You need to be your best story. So she leile Tayley,
Speaker 1: what do you got? Oh my god? So I went
Speaker 1: out with this guy who said he was a photographer.
Speaker 1: So before we went in, he was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have a surprise for you. Let's go down this alleyway,
Speaker 1: like you know, next to the restaurant. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right. I mean it was sort of well lit.
Speaker 1: You're meeting strangers and alleys, no rewards, my god. So
Speaker 1: he I'm like, all right, I'll go on this okay, okay,
Speaker 1: And he was like really arty and like he took
Speaker 1: out these spray paint cans and he wanted to do
Speaker 1: graffiti on the wall, like in the alleyway your tagging
Speaker 1: buildings is your date? Yes, He's like just trust me,
Speaker 1: like we're gonna do this like graffiti, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take a picture of you in front of its vision
Speaker 1: got to give him credit. So I'm like, okay, So
Speaker 1: I'm like free skinning this squall and then someone comes
Speaker 1: out of the door and saw us doing this and
Speaker 1: call the cops, and this dude ran and I ended
Speaker 1: up getting freaking arrested. Why didn't you run? Yeah? She
Speaker 1: was waiting. All right, this is the last chance. Pop
Speaker 1: quiz Liz, we need your best story. So my kindergate
Speaker 1: told me that he bought us kick picture a dinner
Speaker 1: train experience. Oh cute, interesting, Yeah yeah. So he picked
Speaker 1: me up and we arrive at a mall, a mall.
Speaker 1: Cut to I'm sitting on a little kids train holding
Speaker 1: a warm pretzels in the mall and my date was
Speaker 1: in the car behind me, just going what Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: that final bell means the match is over, Alexis, who
Speaker 1: do you think? I'm going to Liz for the athlete
Speaker 1: that ended up being in a spelling me brook. I'm
Speaker 1: going with Liz too because of the spelling Bee kids.
Speaker 1: Pop quiz Liz, Congratulations, you have one of the saddest,
Speaker 1: weirdest dating lives we've ever heard. Taylor, you were right there. Okay,
Speaker 1: we just need to learn how to say no. But
Speaker 1: I've got to ride. You have to try hard, and
Speaker 1: that's battle of the hinder Dames. Phone taps coming up nets,