Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I wanted
Speaker 1: to try a new thing for this segment, just to
Speaker 1: make it a little bit more exciting. So what if
Speaker 1: when you guys care about something, you come over and
Speaker 1: give me a kiss, and if you don't care, you
Speaker 1: slap me. Oh boy, that's going to backfire this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't hold back because it's going to be embarrassing. If
Speaker 1: I have to yell at you to go harder, it
Speaker 1: just will. Now suddenly I don't want to slap you,
Speaker 1: kiss you, then slap you. There's too many questions. Let's
Speaker 1: just do a normal edition of Care where I read
Speaker 1: a catchy headline to my co host and see if
Speaker 1: they want to hear about it or not. Let's go
Speaker 1: to your first headline. Are you ready for maybe the
Speaker 1: most Canadian crime ever committed? I don't care. So Americans
Speaker 1: or more specifically, Floridians, aren't the only ones dealing with
Speaker 1: stupid criminals. Okay, And recently police got a bunch of
Speaker 1: calls from people in Victoria about a man who was
Speaker 1: quote wreaking havoc through the city streets. Okay, so what
Speaker 1: was he doing? He was rollerblading through downtown carrying a
Speaker 1: hockey stick, which he was using to bang garbage cans
Speaker 1: and hit the windows of businesses without breaking them without
Speaker 1: breaking white caps. I mean that's tricky though, because I've
Speaker 1: been to Victoria. It's got some cobblestone situation or something. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: apparently things really crossed the line when the rollerblader chased
Speaker 1: a woman and used his hockey stick to take her
Speaker 1: beanie cap. She was not injured, okay, just really sad
Speaker 1: about her cap. I mean, when you find a beanie
Speaker 1: that fits you exactly right, though, Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: this guy was apologizing after everything too like and then
Speaker 1: but when the police arrived, the thief rollerbladed around the
Speaker 1: cop car for a few minutes before finally being taken
Speaker 1: into custom to show off his sweet move. Thank god
Speaker 1: they caught that man. It's the most exciting need to
Speaker 1: happen in Victoria in the last decade. Yeah, Cam, it
Speaker 1: was safe again. Let's go to your next one. You're
Speaker 1: about to get ripped off at the store and you
Speaker 1: probably won't see it coming. Oh no care, don't care. Care,
Speaker 1: You're you guys. You have to care all the time.
Speaker 1: Sorry you guys. To the store people in the room,
Speaker 1: the people with any sort of Bundy management at all. Right,
Speaker 1: go to your next one that was shocking about to
Speaker 1: dump someone after their birthday. Here's the best but slightly
Speaker 1: unethical gifts you can give them. Interesting. Why wouldn't you
Speaker 1: dump them before their birthday so you don't have to
Speaker 1: give them a gift? I don't care, Brock, you have
Speaker 1: no place to talk here. You dumped a guy after surgery.
Speaker 1: I was gonna do it before, but I wanted to
Speaker 1: be kind. Okay, people feel like ever been in this
Speaker 1: situation where you're pretty much done with the relationship but
Speaker 1: the other person doesn't know it, and their birthday is
Speaker 1: coming up, So you really don't want to spend serious
Speaker 1: money on a gift that you know you're about to
Speaker 1: see them like in the rear view Menua, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I just think I know what you're gonna say. Say it.
Speaker 1: Someone on Reddit posted the perfect present for that exact situation.
Speaker 1: It's under the subreddit unethical life pro tips. Why have
Speaker 1: I not found that? Some money? And their advice is
Speaker 1: to give the person a book of homemade cupons for
Speaker 1: things like dinner at a fancy restaurant, a romantic weekend
Speaker 1: get away, or a future concert. That way, the gift
Speaker 1: seems super generous and thoughtful, but when you break up,
Speaker 1: they won't be able to cash in on any of
Speaker 1: those gifts. I thought you're gonna say gift cards with
Speaker 1: no money on them. See, I thought you were gonna
Speaker 1: say a hotel stay coming up that's canceled. It's like that,
Speaker 1: but it covers like all the bases. Nobody wants a
Speaker 1: coupon book. Maybe it'll be glad that you dumped him.
Speaker 1: The good part is if you do decide to stay
Speaker 1: in the relationship after all, they'll never know that the
Speaker 1: cupons were a pre dumping gift and you can actually
Speaker 1: just follow through and do all the stuff that you
Speaker 1: promised you would do with the person that you're kind
Speaker 1: of into. Yeah stuff, Now, if you receive a cupon
Speaker 1: book after we air this segment, cash them all in
Speaker 1: on the first day, just to be safe. Let's see.
Speaker 1: If you guys care about this one, think twice before
Speaker 1: you cheat on that test. Because teachers have a sneaky
Speaker 1: new way to get revenge. I don't care. There's a
Speaker 1: professor named David Berkowitz, and he teaches at Chapman University
Speaker 1: in California. And he found out one of his students
Speaker 1: who took his mid term recently posted it online to
Speaker 1: help other students cheat. Oh man, man, not helpful, But
Speaker 1: I get it at the same vein like I've been
Speaker 1: there where I'm desperate and I'm like, I want to
Speaker 1: do it, but you don't. Maybe I shouldn't say this,
Speaker 1: but in college we have a big locker basically filled
Speaker 1: with In a frat, you're just you have all the
Speaker 1: former tests from all the teachers. Yeah, but this is
Speaker 1: the current test. I mean right, this isn't former, so
Speaker 1: it's to be the same question. So when the professor
Speaker 1: found out about that, he obviously wasn't happy, But instead
Speaker 1: of suspending that kid and all the people who benefited
Speaker 1: from it, he decided to take it one step further
Speaker 1: and sue them instead. What whoa why would they sue? Well,
Speaker 1: professor says, because it was posted on the website, the
Speaker 1: students engaged in copyright infringement. And here's the wild part.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know exactly which student posted it. They're
Speaker 1: only identified online as John Doe. No stop it, But
Speaker 1: Professor Berkowitz plans to subpoena the website and find out
Speaker 1: the students who were using them and find all their
Speaker 1: IP addresses. Oh, and then he'll sue each one individually. Okay,
Speaker 1: students are dropping his class right now. And finally, Jeff's
Speaker 1: joke of the day carried care care. I'm still missing
Speaker 1: that one story, but find it care Brooks like I'm
Speaker 1: getting ripped off. I don't know why. Why didn't the
Speaker 1: toilet paper cross the road? Why it got stuck in
Speaker 1: a crack that was care don't care? It would be
Speaker 1: coming up Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.