Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and is it
Speaker 1: just me or have the medicine companies really overestimated our
Speaker 1: love of the flavor cherry? Thank you? Why? And then
Speaker 1: the alternative is bubblegum? How about bacon flavored cough syrup,
Speaker 1: s'mores flavored nasal spread, okay, peanut butter, and jelly eyedrops.
Speaker 1: These are these are just thoughts. They're just thoughts, and
Speaker 1: we have a lot of them on this show, especially
Speaker 1: during this segment What's on your mind? Put your mouth,
Speaker 1: I don't know where I'm putting everywhere where. We go
Speaker 1: around the horn and ask what each remember the show
Speaker 1: has when thinking about lately, starting with Brooke, Brooke, what's
Speaker 1: on your mind? Well, I thought it finally had the
Speaker 1: hanging of online sales down right, okay, selling stuff on offer? Yes,
Speaker 1: So my latest sale has been my kids old big
Speaker 1: like rocking horse thing that you and ride. Oh cool, right,
Speaker 1: put it up for thirty bucks. So I give the
Speaker 1: address to the woman, I have her meet me at
Speaker 1: work and she shows up late and the reason is
Speaker 1: because I gave her the wrong address. Oh it's like
Speaker 1: added a one and I feel so bad. Right, Yeah, Finally,
Speaker 1: when she gets here, I go, I'll give it to
Speaker 1: you for half price to make up for the gas
Speaker 1: because so much. So she comes around to get the
Speaker 1: money and she says, well, do you have change for
Speaker 1: a twenty? Oh? I don't have any change. And I
Speaker 1: look down and she's got a pile of quarters on
Speaker 1: her driver's seat. And suddenly I feel terrible. Why am
Speaker 1: I taking this woman for like? Why to them for free? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll just take the quarters. Just why them?
Speaker 1: Oh I take a big pile of quarters. It feels
Speaker 1: like shame quarters. Yeah. I don't think I'm cut helping
Speaker 1: this feel terrible. Not the victim, your lady, that was
Speaker 1: so difficult for you to get a hundred and forty
Speaker 1: dollars toy much? Okay, whatever you need to tell yourself
Speaker 1: so you could sleep at night. That's on your mind, Okay.
Speaker 1: So lately I've been reading up a lot about nutrition, okay,
Speaker 1: because I'm trying to change my diet. I'm trying to,
Speaker 1: you know, get healthy. I've learned that we're the ninety
Speaker 1: percent of people do not get their daily amount of
Speaker 1: essential vitamins and nutrients. Oh I saw that meme too.
Speaker 1: A pitch by the vitamin company. No, no, I read
Speaker 1: this stat recently and I went in the search and
Speaker 1: I found this awesome daily vitamin online. It looks like
Speaker 1: like a brown sugar cube okabe vitamins, And no, it's
Speaker 1: not gummy. It's not gummy, picturing like a chicken bullion
Speaker 1: cube slowly melts into your mouth. It looks pretty gnarly. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you know what, for health, I'll do it. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I had a month of it in my cart
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, this is expensive. This was fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: I got some quarters anyway, So when I when I
Speaker 1: check out, I realized you get twenty three of them
Speaker 1: a month. But that's not a full month of vitamins.
Speaker 1: That's that's weird. And at the end I also see
Speaker 1: it's a subscription service. Let's not trust this company. I
Speaker 1: don't even know how many days are in a month.
Speaker 1: Six hundred dollars annually for it's not even a full
Speaker 1: year worth of vitamins. How are you doing it? Did
Speaker 1: you cancel the order now and ship yet? I'm still
Speaker 1: waiting for that. I'll may take another month to get them,
Speaker 1: so I'm they already are kind of ticking me off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: give them a chance, because if I feel good, I'm
Speaker 1: getting my essential vitamins. Yeah, Alexis, tell us what's been
Speaker 1: on your mind. So recently I got to visit my
Speaker 1: friends like three month old babies. Yeah, if my first
Speaker 1: friend to have a baby. Yeah, so I was really exciting.
Speaker 1: Some I'm at her house and the baby's like lying
Speaker 1: on the floor. Yeah, and she told me I should
Speaker 1: like pick her up, you know. Yeah, and that's what
Speaker 1: I told her. I wasn't going to touch her baby,
Speaker 1: but I didn't mean it in like a mean way.
Speaker 1: You know. How did you say it? Though, Well, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to touch her. Oh, yeah, she's cute, but
Speaker 1: like they have such like floppy necks, you know, so
Speaker 1: what did you just say? Like I'm too nervous, I'm
Speaker 1: too scared to pick up this floppy Yeah. Like they're cute,
Speaker 1: but they're like kind of into Yeah, they're very fragile,
Speaker 1: and I'm not good with like cars or anything. So
Speaker 1: like I don't want bones, like I just want to
Speaker 1: break it. You know what. I think. This is good.
Speaker 1: This is good. Thank you? Yeah, I think Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I told her I didn't want to hold it floppy
Speaker 1: neck and I didn't want to make it start crying.
Speaker 1: And I thought that was fine, like being a good friend.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hurt your baby. Yeah, she didn't
Speaker 1: like that. No. The rest of the trip, every time
Speaker 1: we saw her friends, she told everyone I refused to
Speaker 1: hold her baby, and oh yeah, now she thinks I
Speaker 1: didn't like her or something. Honestly didn't hold her. No,
Speaker 1: I never held her. I laid on the ground to her.
Speaker 1: But anyways, any more experience the babies, baby's next stiffer. Ye,
Speaker 1: and now I think I offended her son. Be all right, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: what's on your mind? So Brooke came in this morning.
Speaker 1: I saw me and basically said, wow, jeff you look horrible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was there, which, first of all, yeah, good morning
Speaker 1: to YouTube. Brook. I said that you look you got
Speaker 1: a rough weekend. What happened that even worse? Did you disagree?
Speaker 1: You agree with me? There's a reason why I don't
Speaker 1: look like my usual bouncy, perky self lately. Haven't been
Speaker 1: sleeping all that great. That's because for the last two
Speaker 1: weeks I've been raising a new puppy. Why you go,
Speaker 1: are you seriously not like you have the weirdest secrets. Well,
Speaker 1: he's a twelve week old hanies if that means anything
Speaker 1: to do what order? Okay, I'll pull up a picture
Speaker 1: for you. Guys, you just shut up for a second.
Speaker 1: Here you go, there he is. If you want to
Speaker 1: see a picture of him, to go to our Instagram
Speaker 1: or our Facebook at Brooking Jeffrey. We'll have the pictures
Speaker 1: up later. But yeah, it's been it's been rough. No
Speaker 1: pun intended a lot, a lot of cleaning messes lately.
Speaker 1: Right now, he loves biting me in the hands and face,
Speaker 1: and he barks all night, and he's just he's just
Speaker 1: so clean. He just really all over me all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just trying to teach him boundaries. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: I need space, man, Like, give me a second to breathe.
Speaker 1: As for a name, I think I need our listeners
Speaker 1: to help me out and to vote. Yeah, the options
Speaker 1: are grout, show barks, bagel, and was burger. Yeah, Cruton,
Speaker 1: I like, okay, it kind of the color of a Cruton. Glitter. No,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of all living board on this letter. And
Speaker 1: you can't respectably show up to a dog park and
Speaker 1: call out glitter. You just came out glitter no, no glitter. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I mean you can. Maybe we could put a put
Speaker 1: a poll up on our Twitter or something like that,
Speaker 1: so go vote, help me name my dog. Excited. I'm
Speaker 1: very excited. I'm just really tired. And then a lot
Speaker 1: of pain. Yeah so uh look yeah I look and
Speaker 1: so great. But texting seventy five nine too, tell us
Speaker 1: what's been on your It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.