Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that came up with a new
Speaker 1: weight loss idea and they're trying to get it published.
Speaker 1: It's called the food Poisoning Diet, where you only eat
Speaker 1: raw meat and uncooked shellfish. So far, Vanity Fair said no,
Speaker 1: Men's Health said no. Goop said it's already on their
Speaker 1: holiday wish list. That checks out. It's Laser Stories, the
Speaker 1: segment where read weird news stories around the glove just
Speaker 1: like everyone else does, accept we have a laser and
Speaker 1: those other road trim just don't. This first Laser Stories
Speaker 1: out of the United Kingdom. A twenty six year old
Speaker 1: named Andrea Russett's going viral after she figured out a
Speaker 1: sneaky way to make sure her X would constantly think
Speaker 1: about her. Her video explaining her devious plans garnered tens
Speaker 1: of thousands of views. And so what did she do?
Speaker 1: Andrea paid one thousand dollars to have a picture of
Speaker 1: herself promoted on Instagram directly to her ex's demographic. That
Speaker 1: way he have to constantly see her face. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it makes sense. Yeah, you know, but god, you have
Speaker 1: to pick the right photo. Yeah. People online immediately applauded her,
Speaker 1: saying it was the best revenge ever, with some even
Speaker 1: saying they'd actually come across her paid selfie ad. People
Speaker 1: saw it for real. Yep. Her video clip is all
Speaker 1: part of a new trend in which people share their
Speaker 1: past toxic relationship habits to the tune of Patsy Kline's
Speaker 1: crazy Oh my god, oh yes on TikTok and I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: you should not be admitting that. Great. Yeah. Another one
Speaker 1: that was trending was a woman who said she found
Speaker 1: out her boyfriend cheated, so she bought thirty dollars worth
Speaker 1: of one dollar instant mashed potatoes and she sprinkled them
Speaker 1: in his yard at night as it rained, and watched
Speaker 1: as his yard became a giant potato pick. I've done this. Actually, no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. The water has to be boiling. I crazy, No,
Speaker 1: I am Brooks, Like you go girls, let work. Anyways,
Speaker 1: there's got piles of like dry potatoes. Now you know
Speaker 1: how to do it, and it just washed away. This
Speaker 1: is why you need to read the instructions on these
Speaker 1: packages of food. Alexis one time it's going to help this.
Speaker 1: Next laser stories out of kids do the Darndest Things Headquarters.
Speaker 1: A couple in England recently found out their two sons
Speaker 1: were pulling a fast one to get more cell phone time.
Speaker 1: Their step brothers, both fourteen years old, and their parents
Speaker 1: recently added a new rule, no phones after nine pms.
Speaker 1: That seems reasonable. Yeah, they didn't like the idea, obviously,
Speaker 1: so they came up with a plan to trick their
Speaker 1: parents by making fake cell phones that they could use
Speaker 1: as standing. What do you mean. They printed two pictures
Speaker 1: of an iPhone okay, cut the pictures out, taped each
Speaker 1: one inside a cell phone case to stop, some paper
Speaker 1: in there to get the weight right, and they pretended
Speaker 1: was their phone, and they just like they just put
Speaker 1: it on the stand or the charger and then the
Speaker 1: mom would walk by and think it's the real thing. No,
Speaker 1: they handed them over at nine o'clock to their parents
Speaker 1: and said they wouldn't use them anymore, and then they
Speaker 1: ran back to their room to use their real phones.
Speaker 1: It worked, baby, well, okay, I shouldn't say it worked
Speaker 1: for a few hours. Their parents thought it was a
Speaker 1: little bit weird that they just handed them over without
Speaker 1: an argument. Right, I was thinking about did they do
Speaker 1: an acting job where they started? Well, later that night
Speaker 1: the mom noticed a small piece of tapes sticking out
Speaker 1: in one of the cases and realized what they did.
Speaker 1: So she was impressed and she didn't even get mad.
Speaker 1: But now she does double check every time to make sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now they've got the tape taken away from him. This
Speaker 1: next laser story is out of Jolly Old England's Alright,
Speaker 1: have you ever done something dumb while you were drunk?
Speaker 1: But the story was worth it? Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: I have, but I was so drunk I don't remember it.
Speaker 1: A thirty two year old named Kaylee Williams is trying
Speaker 1: to track down a random guy named Daniel Ford, and
Speaker 1: it's for a good reason. Okay, ten years ago she
Speaker 1: got his name tattooed on her rear end, but tattoo
Speaker 1: artists would agree to do that for her. Well, maybe
Speaker 1: the funniest part of the story is that they never
Speaker 1: dated or even hooked up. Back in twenty twelve, she
Speaker 1: was on vacation with her friends in Majorca, off the
Speaker 1: coast of Spain. Yeah, and they'd been drinking and met
Speaker 1: a group of guys at a tattoo shop who were
Speaker 1: all dressed as babies. One of them was a guy
Speaker 1: named Daniel Ford, who dared her to get his name
Speaker 1: inked on her backside, and he also offered to pay
Speaker 1: for the tattoo, so she went for it. Sir, she
Speaker 1: didn't pay to do it. I guess yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: last time she ever saw it. She was even dating
Speaker 1: someone else back then, and when she showed her boyfriend
Speaker 1: the tat who, he thought it was funny? How interesting?
Speaker 1: That sounds like a matchmate in heaven. It must be
Speaker 1: a nice butt. Nah, we're good. It's not clear if
Speaker 1: she's single now or if Daniel is. She just knows
Speaker 1: that he lived in Wales back then, but she hasn't
Speaker 1: had any luck in finding him on Facebook or Instagram,
Speaker 1: so she's hoping the story goes viral so that she
Speaker 1: can finally find the love of her butt. It's next
Speaker 1: Laser Stories out of Motormouth Central. There's a popular jobs
Speaker 1: website that just did an extensive survey to find the
Speaker 1: best career for people who love to hear themselves talk.
Speaker 1: You like me right now? Aren't we doing like? She's
Speaker 1: still going? Sorry, aren't we doing that job right now?
Speaker 1: I'll talk? Yeah. Number five was news anchor or radio Djeh. Wait,
Speaker 1: there's there's four places ahead of us bro. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be the worst because Comedian is probably on this list.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I two of those. Number four has the
Speaker 1: highest average salary on the list, and that would be
Speaker 1: a professor. Oh yeah, that's true. Professors at big universities
Speaker 1: make at least one hundred and forty grand a year.
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty good. Nice, really good? What mean pretty good?
Speaker 1: They have to have like PhDs and stuff, you know,
Speaker 1: like Brook is just so rich. That's that's respectable. Sure
Speaker 1: you could get by to say, that's a lot of
Speaker 1: school loads that you're paying off, Like you're not actually
Speaker 1: making a ton of money until you're old. That's a
Speaker 1: good point. Number three is a counselor or psychologist. Aren't
Speaker 1: they supposed to listen? I don't think they're doing the
Speaker 1: best job if you're talking the entire time through somebody
Speaker 1: else's therapy session. Number two is telemarketer. Oh those jobs
Speaker 1: don't always pay well though, So you've really got to
Speaker 1: love talking to people, oh man, and love getting cussed
Speaker 1: out and hug up on. Yeah totally. Finally, the number
Speaker 1: one job for people who love to hear themselves talk
Speaker 1: is fitness instructor. Look at themselves? Oh my god, good.
Speaker 1: Your spin captain who yells at you to keep you motivated.
Speaker 1: I you know, since I've had this Peloton bike, those
Speaker 1: Peloton instructors just love it like they're having such a
Speaker 1: good time all alone by themselves. It's a talent to
Speaker 1: be able to talk sound much crazy. A few more
Speaker 1: that ranked high are hairstylist, interpreter, and motivational speaker. Okay, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: we're lucky that we have one person on the team
Speaker 1: that qualifies as a motivational leader who does. Oh maybe
Speaker 1: you've attended one of his seminars called how to Mount
Speaker 1: Your Fears? So good, We're definitely and that sounds means
Speaker 1: Glazier Stories has come to an end for the day,
Speaker 1: but I feel motivated by it. Yeah, we'll do it again,
Speaker 1: same time. We're done. Now, we're done. Good work, Jose.
Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time. Friday,