Speaker 1: Did you guys know our podcast as a listener in Cameroon? Yes,
Speaker 1: so cool. You can listen to Broka Jeffrey all over
Speaker 1: the world and you're here. You did it, You're at
Speaker 1: the podcast. Yeah, it's gonna start now. I know Alexis
Speaker 1: loves a good reality show. Yeah, I do, and her
Speaker 1: and I trade notes on The Bachelor occasional. Yeah, our
Speaker 1: bonding experiences. If you guys haven't heard, reality shows are
Speaker 1: coming back, they laugh well, like with the recent success
Speaker 1: of things like Joe Millionaire, Hollywood producers are like, okay,
Speaker 1: what else can we dig up out of the grave
Speaker 1: and slap a fresh coat of paint on? Please don't
Speaker 1: tell me they're bringing back Fear Factor. I hate that
Speaker 1: show more than anything. I hate that one. According to CBS,
Speaker 1: they're bringing back an old fan fave, putting a twist
Speaker 1: on it to create their newest reality dating series Factor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's called The Real Love Boat. What wow? Wait, they're
Speaker 1: going back so far that non us were boring ya. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it'll bring singles together on a Mediterranean cruise while doing
Speaker 1: fun destination dates, exciting challenges, and they say things you
Speaker 1: could only do at c This sounds different than anything else,
Speaker 1: except they're on a boat. Well yeah, yeah, I'm picturing
Speaker 1: them like being pirates together like the Piracy Challenge with
Speaker 1: your challenge has a couple this week is to board
Speaker 1: this rich family's yacht, hold them hostage, see how much
Speaker 1: money you can get though this? Producers going where can
Speaker 1: we put them where we could get them into more bikinis?
Speaker 1: And just like the original Love Boat, there's going to
Speaker 1: be crew members including a captain, a cruise director, and
Speaker 1: a bartender who will all play pivotal roles in the
Speaker 1: matchmaking process. Somebody's get making out with one of those. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. They're going to be spending an entire month
Speaker 1: at c and only one winning couple will make it
Speaker 1: to the final port. And what did they win, CBS says,
Speaker 1: a cash prize, not a specific money, which probably means
Speaker 1: less than a grand if they're not going to tell
Speaker 1: you exactly how much actors, plus it's gonna pay that
Speaker 1: they also win exactly what they're hoping for another cruise.
Speaker 1: Could you spend a month strangth on a boat? I
Speaker 1: want to get onto another boat? So terrible. Tune in
Speaker 1: to CBS for the real Love Boat. I'll watch it. Jeff,
Speaker 1: you better watch it too. All right, we'll discuss afterwards.
Speaker 1: Now let's move on to the shot caller question of
Speaker 1: the day. No bucket full of Names. Digital Jake has
Speaker 1: an awesome trivia question he's going to ask us. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to hear Jake, what is it? Well, you've
Speaker 1: all been working together lately and helping each other with
Speaker 1: answers to the one and done shot caller questions I've
Speaker 1: been giving you, and I think that's great. Great for you,
Speaker 1: but for me and probably a handful of our listeners,
Speaker 1: we need to change it up a bit and try
Speaker 1: a two v two lads versus lady show. Okay, a
Speaker 1: new study has people to name the jobs that are
Speaker 1: most exciting as well as most boring. I have the
Speaker 1: top four responses from each question in front of me,
Speaker 1: and whichever team gets the most correct is safe, and
Speaker 1: the losers get a very exciting shock to their nervous system. Now,
Speaker 1: before the show, we picked out of the hat and
Speaker 1: the boys get to go first. Do you want the
Speaker 1: list of most boring or most exciting? Let's do boring. Sure,
Speaker 1: it's easy, yeah, okay. The number one response on your
Speaker 1: list is data analysis. Tell me the next three most
Speaker 1: boring jobs on my list. First one comes to mind
Speaker 1: would be like accountant, like crunching. Yeah, anything that deals
Speaker 1: with numbers or calculations. Yeah, it's like has to be tedious,
Speaker 1: non exciting. You're sitting at one spot all day, like
Speaker 1: watching something like a security guard. No, at least they
Speaker 1: walk around, but they are in those booths all day.
Speaker 1: Sure it could potentially be an extremely exciting job if
Speaker 1: something crazy happens that day, but ninety nine percent of
Speaker 1: the time you're just sitting and doing it. Sounds like
Speaker 1: your board maybe security guard. But what about our job?
Speaker 1: I'm bored right now? What about people who work in insurance?
Speaker 1: It's just word insurance. I had a physical react just
Speaker 1: filing claims and getting people's statements all day long. The
Speaker 1: most exciting insurance call I ever had was, hey, we
Speaker 1: found a way you could say five bucks. And the
Speaker 1: other one that's really boring to me is Hotel Maide,
Speaker 1: where you you basically clean three hundred of the exact
Speaker 1: same room. I don't know. Hotel housekeeper was it's not
Speaker 1: a house by definition, so whatever, I don't know which
Speaker 1: ones I want to go. Where house cleaners filling cool stuff? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they like walk in on some weird situation. Okay, so
Speaker 1: we're going yeah, data analysis, accountant, security, guard, insurance people.
Speaker 1: I asked you to name the top four most boring
Speaker 1: jobs according to a survey, and I told you number
Speaker 1: one was data analysis, number two was accounting or banking.
Speaker 1: You got that right, Number three is insurance, and number
Speaker 1: four on the list was cleaning. Did not get that one,
Speaker 1: So you boys got Okay, my god, I think it'd
Speaker 1: be exciting because it's like, hey, someone left to watch
Speaker 1: you got now that you say it like that technically boring.
Speaker 1: The girls need to beat that number because, as we
Speaker 1: all know, a tie goes to Jeffrey. Kay, thank you,
Speaker 1: all right, ladies. The number one on response on your
Speaker 1: list of the most exciting jobs is performing arts, like
Speaker 1: an actor or a musician. I need you to name
Speaker 1: the next three jobs on the list. Okay, okay, Like
Speaker 1: performing arts is on, there's like a professional athlete. Is
Speaker 1: that exciting? Yeah, that'd be super exciting. Yeah, I'd be
Speaker 1: stoked about that. I mean, I think that the thing
Speaker 1: about our list is going to be it's things that
Speaker 1: everyone wants to be when they grow up because it
Speaker 1: sounds so fun. It's just good hiding like I want
Speaker 1: to be a roller coaster tester. Oh I but okay,
Speaker 1: very specific, Okay, but be a car crash dummy? What
Speaker 1: about fashion model? That is exciting? Okay, it's exciting to
Speaker 1: certain people. I guess is it below you? It's boring
Speaker 1: to you. I wouldn't be getting flown all over the
Speaker 1: world posing an exotic places. You've been there a thousand times. Sorry,
Speaker 1: jeff what's one you give us? Does that cover? He said,
Speaker 1: performing arts like actor, comedian, somebody everyone. I don't know
Speaker 1: that it would cover. Like journalists like TV journalist or
Speaker 1: radio broadcast. I think that that is a really fun,
Speaker 1: exciting job. I think of that, but also stressful, not
Speaker 1: always exciting. Right, Well, that's just because we're on the inside,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean from the outsider saying, hey,
Speaker 1: what do we got? We got professional athletes, we got model? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you want to go broadcaster. I asked you
Speaker 1: to name the top four most exciting jobs according to
Speaker 1: a poll I have in front of me, and I
Speaker 1: told you number one was the performing arts. You need
Speaker 1: to get three to beat Jose and Jeffrey. All right,
Speaker 1: because time goes to Jeffrey, what what is it? Tig
Speaker 1: to job. It makes sense if you think about it.
Speaker 1: Number Gods have spoken. Number four on the list of
Speaker 1: most exciting jobs was professional athlete. You got that. Number
Speaker 1: three on the list of most exciting jobs was journalist
Speaker 1: or broadcast. Number two on the list was scientist or researcher.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, the ocean is very fast. I really exciting.
Speaker 1: Like you come across like some crazy algae. Wow, after
Speaker 1: your cell phone, the bolos algae that already exists for
Speaker 1: some reason. Yeah, to wait whom he's getting shot. You
Speaker 1: are getting shot. Girls are going to get shot together
Speaker 1: while they sing Love Yourself by Justin Bieber. This is
Speaker 1: the patriarchy that I need to bring down. My mom
Speaker 1: don't like you, and she likes everyone. And then I
Speaker 1: really like that I was wrong and I've been so
Speaker 1: caught in my job, didn't see what's going on. But
Speaker 1: now I I think they were so off feet they
Speaker 1: got like back on went so far the wrong direction,
Speaker 1: just made the most boring. There a question of the
Speaker 1: day Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Jose, we need
Speaker 1: an update because we've been waiting all week. If you
Speaker 1: missed it, Jose has been feeling a little bit logy.
Speaker 1: He's been like many days. He comes in, he says
Speaker 1: he feels mentally and physically exhausted, even after getting ten
Speaker 1: twelve nineteen hours of sleep the night before. So credit
Speaker 1: to him, he's actually doing something about it. And by
Speaker 1: doing something, I mean he went on to Facebook and
Speaker 1: clicked a Chinese link to a super vit one vitamin
Speaker 1: roughly the size of my palm. Yeah, it packs a
Speaker 1: nutritional punch. Yeah, absolutely, And you described it like a
Speaker 1: brownish green sugar cube, similar to a chicken bullion. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like it tastes awful. I don't think a
Speaker 1: taste very good. I've licked one before. Delicious. Wow. I
Speaker 1: honestly if you're if your vitamins have arrived yet or
Speaker 1: if they've even shipped. So do we have an update? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh they shipped. I should have them either to day
Speaker 1: or tomorrow. Awesome. Well, we actually did some research for you, Jose,
Speaker 1: because I know one of the qualms that you had
Speaker 1: about this quote super vitamin is that you paid a
Speaker 1: lot of money to get a month's supply. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: they only give you twenty three vitamins yeah, or twenty
Speaker 1: five I think. And we spoke to a few people
Speaker 1: around the office about it. It turns out there might
Speaker 1: be a reason for the twenty three or twenty five.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, what's going on? I'm not going to eat
Speaker 1: them great, And there's some red flags that went up
Speaker 1: for a couple of people. Yeah, so I don't know
Speaker 1: if you know this, but in certain situations they take
Speaker 1: one week off of the vitamins. Because it's a woman's vitamin,
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to take it during that time of
Speaker 1: the month. That way, it's all women holding them. They're
Speaker 1: so happy. Yeah, there were models, these beautiful women, and
Speaker 1: Ashley was like, brook, I think he's taken a week
Speaker 1: off from minstruation. So if you your estrogen levels just
Speaker 1: at a heightened state after you fight to these vitamins,
Speaker 1: that's probably going on. N you did a lot of
Speaker 1: research I super vitamin I wait to the Q and
Speaker 1: a page of the website and it did say can
Speaker 1: men take this? And it said, well, often men have
Speaker 1: the same issues that wepen. So we're not saying don't
Speaker 1: take Yeah, it's exactly harmful. If it's okay, we'd like
Speaker 1: for you to take it every day in view and
Speaker 1: we'll monitor your progress over the month. I'm already very emotional. Okay,
Speaker 1: come in cried. He's like, it's my week off fall.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited to see what happens when you take these.
Speaker 1: Uh these were like fifty bad. I am worry we're
Speaker 1: gonna but we gotta do up. It's the radio segment
Speaker 1: that just opened a new bakery that sells be Day cakes,
Speaker 1: literal ones. They're kind of like gender reveal cakes. But
Speaker 1: when you cut into these, live bees come out. What
Speaker 1: a surprise from Laser Stories, Oh my god, there's so
Speaker 1: much sugar segment. We're being weird news stories around the
Speaker 1: glob dress like everyone else does, except we have a laser.
Speaker 1: Those other jingle hoppers just don't This first Laser Stories
Speaker 1: out of Northern Michigan. A fifty four year old guy
Speaker 1: named Victor McMillan and his thirty year old son Joshua
Speaker 1: got pulled over on the highway last week, and while
Speaker 1: the cop was at the window, he noticed a large
Speaker 1: McDonald's cup was in the car filled with soda, and
Speaker 1: also something weird was floating on top of it. But
Speaker 1: it wasn't ice or I guess if you know drugs slaying,
Speaker 1: it was ice. Use the cop thought it looked a
Speaker 1: whole lot like crystal meth. Wait, you just put that
Speaker 1: in your pop soluble. Yeah. After asking a few more questions,
Speaker 1: turns out he was right. Oh. Apparently father and son
Speaker 1: panicked when I got pulled over and dumped their entire
Speaker 1: bag of meth into the soda. But they either didn't
Speaker 1: realize it would float or they thought it would dissolve. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would. So the cop looked around and spotted an
Speaker 1: empty bag on the floor of their car, and the
Speaker 1: soda tested positive for methamphetam. Made it in the old
Speaker 1: days before they had like FAA regulations or whatever it is,
Speaker 1: when it used to be good. Yea. They both got
Speaker 1: arrested for drugs and they're due back in court tomorrow.
Speaker 1: A police spokesperson commented on the case, saying, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of ways to bond with your son, but doing
Speaker 1: hard drugs together probably isn't the best call. I think
Speaker 1: that's solid advice, police spokes guy. Yeah, it's hard to
Speaker 1: get a cool day, you know. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you want to do some basalts with your son,
Speaker 1: as they do basalt sarcastic. Don't do meth with your
Speaker 1: children unless you want to this next laser stories out
Speaker 1: of Morton Township, Michigan. Around ninety five pm the other night,
Speaker 1: deputies from the local sheriff's office were sent to a
Speaker 1: home for a burglary alarm, and they later learned that
Speaker 1: whoever broke in only stole some gasoline. A lot more
Speaker 1: of this, it's likely, And when deputies were leaving, they
Speaker 1: were surprised to see a vehicle speed off in front
Speaker 1: of the house. We'll step on it. You're gonna waste
Speaker 1: that gas. Just Luckily, they were able to run a
Speaker 1: license plate and found the car had already been stolen
Speaker 1: from a neighboring city. Okay, so they radioed ahead and
Speaker 1: officers found the guy just parked next to the side
Speaker 1: of the road. What okay, So after they arrested him,
Speaker 1: he came clean. Turns out he stole the car, then
Speaker 1: ran out of gas, broke into a house to steal
Speaker 1: more gas, ran out of gas again, and then got
Speaker 1: caught and was arrested. Either that or yeah, there you
Speaker 1: go and charge that bad boy. After officers looked at
Speaker 1: each other and laughed, the man complained about how gas
Speaker 1: prices were affecting his livelihood as a criminal. Everybody parton
Speaker 1: is get around the city and break in places gas.
Speaker 1: His next laser story is out of Asia. With everything
Speaker 1: going on in the world, this is not what we
Speaker 1: needed right now. There's a boulder in Japan called the
Speaker 1: Killing Stone. It's six feet tall and twenty six feet
Speaker 1: around right. According to legend, there's been a demon trapped
Speaker 1: inside of it for nine hundred years. All right, well,
Speaker 1: let's let that demon be might not be trapped anymore
Speaker 1: because the stone recently split in half. Yea, are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? Are you serious? Local officials started seeing cracks
Speaker 1: in the boulder a few years ago, and they think
Speaker 1: rainwater got in and froze, and that's what finally broken
Speaker 1: into a pandemic to a demon demon. I gonna say,
Speaker 1: I'm not too worried about the demon. I think that
Speaker 1: with the state of the world right now, we're going
Speaker 1: to scare the demon back inside her. You know, the
Speaker 1: demon's going to come out and be like, wait, who
Speaker 1: did my job already? Hold on, let me tell you
Speaker 1: about the demon first, because, according to legend, an evil
Speaker 1: nine tail fox took the form of a beautiful woman
Speaker 1: in the twelfth century and tried to overthrow the emperor,
Speaker 1: but a brave warrior killed her and her spirit got
Speaker 1: imprisoned in that very same rock. All right, this is
Speaker 1: just like this demon feels a little misogynist to me.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, she's hot. You like her, That's why
Speaker 1: you think that some people are worried. Her spirit is
Speaker 1: free now and she's going to wreak havoc on everyone.
Speaker 1: I just hope she gets a sexy Instagram and I
Speaker 1: think she's gonna match with jose Tender. Another version of
Speaker 1: the legend says freeing her spirit might actually be a
Speaker 1: great thing, and it'll help heal. The world is concerned
Speaker 1: at the name is Fox No, I kind of like it.
Speaker 1: Like it, you know, maybe that's my ancestor. They're trying
Speaker 1: to decide what to do with it. Some people want
Speaker 1: them to cement the two halves of the rock back together.
Speaker 1: Others think they should just leave it as it is,
Speaker 1: and that second option might be the safer call, since
Speaker 1: the rock supposedly kills anybody who touches it. You guys,
Speaker 1: it's next laser stories out of What would You do? Headquarters.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are itching for a big trip
Speaker 1: after being cooped up for two years, but some are
Speaker 1: having a hard time affording plane tickets and gas prices
Speaker 1: right now are obviously insane. Yeah, it's seriously, it's so
Speaker 1: expensive to travel. So a travel publication asked five hundred people,
Speaker 1: what would you be willing to give up to go
Speaker 1: on a big vacation this year? So? How about no
Speaker 1: concerts for six months? Oh? God, I feel like I've
Speaker 1: already done that. I can continue that. Seventy one percent
Speaker 1: said no problem. Yeah, I mean pre pandemic, I would
Speaker 1: have been like, no way, but now I'm like not
Speaker 1: buying any clothes for six months. Sixty four percent said yes,
Speaker 1: no renting clothes either counts. I'm sorry. Sign up for
Speaker 1: our more code broke, it's so good. No trips to
Speaker 1: the movies for half a year. Sixty percent said yes, yeah, baby,
Speaker 1: streaming stuff, that's the easiest one on my own. What
Speaker 1: about cooking at home and avoiding restaurants for six months?
Speaker 1: Oh that is so hard for me. Only thirty six
Speaker 1: percent said they do that one good? How many months
Speaker 1: do I gotta go? Six whole months? God? I just
Speaker 1: hate dinner every night. It's like, what's for dinner? I'm like,
Speaker 1: do we have to eat? Why do you have to
Speaker 1: have to have breakfast for dinner. I do, and it's
Speaker 1: still works. Okay, Well, don't feed the family then are
Speaker 1: always hungry. The survey also found ninety three percent of
Speaker 1: us find traveling enjoyable or very enjoyable, so only seven
Speaker 1: percent of us aren't huge fans of travel. I don't
Speaker 1: like this of the beach. Similar to this guy, he
Speaker 1: likes to stay close to home because the last time
Speaker 1: that he traveled, he ended up with sunscreen and Sam
Speaker 1: getting into his shell and that caused a nasty rash
Speaker 1: that looked very similar to an STV. At least that's
Speaker 1: what he says. Okay, I'm sure it was just sand burned.
Speaker 1: Like that's sound means Laser Stories has come to an
Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again the same
Speaker 1: time on Monday, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. I
Speaker 1: want you all to stop what you're doing for a
Speaker 1: second and think about the last dream you remember having,
Speaker 1: and not just any dream, the last sexy dream. Let's go,
Speaker 1: Jeff where were you? Who were you with? And where
Speaker 1: was I in that room? In front of the cam
Speaker 1: quarter or behind it? Oh man, you were the star
Speaker 1: of the show nineteen Street. Oh yeah, you have to
Speaker 1: change the tape because we're going too long. The same
Speaker 1: body guy anyway, Coming up next, we're talking about flamingos.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, Producer Boyd is motion again. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: wait no, I guess we are talking about dreams that
Speaker 1: would make a lot more sense. That's a weird coincidence flamingos.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I was thinking of something long
Speaker 1: and pink that stands on Just why that's you know what,
Speaker 1: that's my back. I'm going to accept responsibility for that one.
Speaker 1: Don't get But coming up, you're gonna find out the
Speaker 1: most searched dreams by far in North America. And if
Speaker 1: you've ever dreamed about your X or snakes or flamingos,
Speaker 1: we're gonna tell you exactly what that means from a
Speaker 1: brand new study coming up at seven ten. I keep
Speaker 1: having the same dream every night. Really, I'm on a
Speaker 1: luxury cruise ship and it crashes similar to the Titanic.
Speaker 1: Oh god, and the only survivors are me and zac Efron.
Speaker 1: You are going to be on a door with somebody,
Speaker 1: I'd pick it up. Well, we're stuck a lifeboat together,
Speaker 1: floating at sea, and all we have on board are
Speaker 1: a small cup of water, two biodegradable straws, and a
Speaker 1: sixty ounce jug of protein powder. For some reason that
Speaker 1: makes sense. Is a wonderful dream? Is that a scary dream?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just my dreamy and it never
Speaker 1: deviates except on Sundays. I write the word help across
Speaker 1: Zack's abs and protein powder, and no one ever saves us.
Speaker 1: It's not very big anyway. Have you ever had a
Speaker 1: dream that was so weird you immediately googled at the
Speaker 1: next morning? Because a new study looked at the most
Speaker 1: common types of dreams that we do that with. And
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you the most searched dreams by
Speaker 1: far in North America. So I want you to text
Speaker 1: in your guesses right now to seven, eight, five, nine
Speaker 1: two to see if you're right. But we have the
Speaker 1: top ten here. We're going to go down the list
Speaker 1: of dreams that people have. Will start with number ten,
Speaker 1: which is dreams that involve bears. Apparently that's really popular,
Speaker 1: specifically bears, not just any large carnivore in the forest. Bears.
Speaker 1: I don't personally have dreams about that because it's happening
Speaker 1: in my real life at my house. So I just
Speaker 1: get to live that. Yeah. Number nine is intimacy, intimate dreams.
Speaker 1: That's sad that it's only number nine. Yeah. Brooke has
Speaker 1: mentioned many times on the show that I'm the center
Speaker 1: of her dreaming fantasies and it's not something that she
Speaker 1: can help. That's her body reacting during Honestly, I think, God,
Speaker 1: I have never had a dream about any of you, like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think could be so disturbing. Yeah. I had had
Speaker 1: a dream that I like made out with a friend
Speaker 1: of ours and I woke up the next morning and
Speaker 1: I was disturbed. What is wrong with you? You only
Speaker 1: make out with your friends in real life. Number eight
Speaker 1: is a weird one. We dream a lot about flies. Really, Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't know if yeah, I didn't see it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: about any of this stuff, Well, experts say flies and
Speaker 1: dreams represent nervousness and they're an indicator of you being
Speaker 1: sick or dirty. Oh that goes with number nine, then
Speaker 1: sick and dirty. Number seven. Thing that we dream about
Speaker 1: most commonly is weddings. Oh my gosh, wait, I had
Speaker 1: a dream the other night. I'm about to get married
Speaker 1: and the girl I go to see who my bride
Speaker 1: is and it's a girl i've never met before. I
Speaker 1: asked her, who are you? And she goes, look, I
Speaker 1: need you to go along with the wedding because I
Speaker 1: told my parents I was getting married and the actual
Speaker 1: husband left me. But I need you to fill in
Speaker 1: because they would be so proud if I married you.
Speaker 1: This sounds like this sounds like your perfect situation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: said I'm like, well, do I go through with it?
Speaker 1: Because I want to get married anyway. Sorry, but I'm
Speaker 1: so happy. But you are dreaming about weddings, and they
Speaker 1: say it can signify a big commitment or a transitioning
Speaker 1: happening in your real life. That's not happening, So I
Speaker 1: don't know. You made a big commitment, like you got
Speaker 1: a new apartment, committed to your health. That's true. You're
Speaker 1: transitioning into an adult slowly. It's weird. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: you're right, girl, that's happening. Number six on the list
Speaker 1: of most common dreams is being chased or those I
Speaker 1: have nightmares all the time. I listen to a lot
Speaker 1: of crime podcasts, though I wake up to them. I
Speaker 1: was living night all the time. And now we're getting
Speaker 1: into the top five here. If you're just joining us,
Speaker 1: we're going over the most common dreams that people wake
Speaker 1: up in Google the next morning. Number five, and I
Speaker 1: bet more than a few people in this room dream
Speaker 1: about this. Vacations. Yeah. Number four is spiders. You guys
Speaker 1: ever dream about spiders? It's been a while, just like
Speaker 1: crawling animals in general. Okay, I don't like, what do
Speaker 1: you dream about? I trip a lot in my dreams,
Speaker 1: like I fell downstairs or something and then my legs jerk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that felt weird. It's always in like the first thirty
Speaker 1: seconds of falling asleep. Oh, come on, that's why she
Speaker 1: tells her husband that she was punching him in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night. She was like, no, I was falling.
Speaker 1: I was trying to punch myself. Number three. I know
Speaker 1: Alexis has had this one before, dreams about her ex
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, apparently that means someone in your life is
Speaker 1: making you feel the same way that you're ex used to.
Speaker 1: It's not supposed to mean that you're supposed to go
Speaker 1: sleep with them. Yeah, well, I'm dreaming about that. And
Speaker 1: he guesses on number two falling fall about teeth, like
Speaker 1: getting teeth pulled out. I hear that's a common one. Well.
Speaker 1: Number two most dreams about things in North America is snakes,
Speaker 1: which coincidentally is the number one most search dream worldwide.
Speaker 1: That's first in fifty two different countries. Second in the
Speaker 1: Uston camp is Snakes on a Plane. That's a movie.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to represent hidden fears or worries or maybe
Speaker 1: just maybe just hate snakes. Yeah, why is snakes always
Speaker 1: getting a bad rap? You know, like nobody's ever positive
Speaker 1: about snakes. They never signify like, hey, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: happy you got a snake in your life's coming out?
Speaker 1: Pro snake, Okay. And the number one most popular dream
Speaker 1: that we have here is I don't like what jose said.
Speaker 1: Teeth falling out? Yeah a long time. No. We google
Speaker 1: it four times more than any other dream that we have.
Speaker 1: That's how big it is for us. What does it mean?
Speaker 1: And the dream interpreters say that you can link your
Speaker 1: teeth falling out to big life changes, self esteem issues,
Speaker 1: or embarrassment. So I just heard you say life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get used to it. There's a few weird ones from
Speaker 1: around the world. In Central America, the most common is
Speaker 1: dreams about lice. I will defend snakes, I will not
Speaker 1: defend people in Fiji dream about peacocks of course, beauty
Speaker 1: of nature. I'm in the most gorgeous setting in the
Speaker 1: entire world. Number one most search dream in Albania, according
Speaker 1: to the study, Albanians want to know what dreams about
Speaker 1: boobs mean. I just signed on to be the official
Speaker 1: dream interpreter of all of Albania. Chick's got big boobs,
Speaker 1: her teeth are falling out, but I'm into it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: phone taps coming up next and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm not a woman. I know that's shocking for some
Speaker 1: people in this room to hear. But if I was,
Speaker 1: I think the most nerve wracking part of a relationship
Speaker 1: would be from that period of time when I first
Speaker 1: met the person up until the moment they propose. Just
Speaker 1: like two or three years of stress to like the
Speaker 1: whole thing would be Yeah, pretty stressful. And I can
Speaker 1: only imagine what some ladies are going through, especially the
Speaker 1: ones who've waited a while hoping to get asked that question.
Speaker 1: So when a dude reached out to us and said, Hey,
Speaker 1: my girlfriend's been dropping a billion hints that she wants
Speaker 1: me to propose. Maybe you all could mess with her? Oh,
Speaker 1: I said no, I was like, that is way too cruel,
Speaker 1: but Brooks shouted, yeah, go get her, make her cry,
Speaker 1: and then she told Jose to do it for her.
Speaker 1: So that's what happens in your phone check. You're gonna
Speaker 1: hear it right now. The twenties. Hello. Hi, my name
Speaker 1: is Jack from Seafood Restaurant. I was looking to speak
Speaker 1: with David please. Oh he's not here. Can I help you?
Speaker 1: Oh sure? Just let him know we wanted to confirm
Speaker 1: his reservation for this Friday night at seventh third. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: reservations that this Friday. Yeah, this Friday, everything is ready
Speaker 1: to go for the uh the special situation. What yeah,
Speaker 1: and just let him know. We will have a member
Speaker 1: of our wait staff ready to film for him too,
Speaker 1: so we'll capture that moment. So I'm sorry film it what? Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh wait? Oh what am I doing it require? Oh no, filming.
Speaker 1: I screwed up. I totally screwed this up. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: have said anything. Oh my god, he's gonna propose to me.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's gonna propose to me. Yea, ma'am. I
Speaker 1: am so sorry. I thought you must have been like,
Speaker 1: I don't know his sister or roommate. It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Don't know how happy you just made me. I am
Speaker 1: going to be in so much trouble. This was Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Dad, I love you so much. Right now,
Speaker 1: I am so happy. Propose what are we going? And
Speaker 1: you may be happy. My manager is going to be
Speaker 1: furious when I found out I ruined all of this. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you didn't ruin it. You've just made my day. And
Speaker 1: I promise I'm not gonna tell him. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: act really really surprised. Well, I hope so, because what
Speaker 1: else do you know? Like what's gonna happen? You's gonna
Speaker 1: film it, and like then, well what is he planning? No? No,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say anything more. Honestly, this is Oh, tell
Speaker 1: me a little bit more, just anything else, you know.
Speaker 1: I just I just want to be able to imagine it.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. If you promise to keep this a secret,
Speaker 1: just don't get me in trouble. I will, I really will.
Speaker 1: I promise. Okay, Well, at first, it's gonna seem like
Speaker 1: a normal dinner, and right before dessert, a violinist is
Speaker 1: going to come to your table. I will crying right now. Oh,
Speaker 1: my god. That's good. Well, and at some point, and
Speaker 1: I don't know if everything everything about the plan, but
Speaker 1: he's gonna go down on one knee and he's gonna
Speaker 1: ask for your hand. Oh my god, I know. And
Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I mean he
Speaker 1: was actually even here last night practicing because he's so nervous.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so adorable he was. I watched him and
Speaker 1: he got down on his knee and he was closing
Speaker 1: his eyes and he says, Erica, will you make me
Speaker 1: the happiest person in the world? What it's gonna be
Speaker 1: so special? But you promise? Sorry, you're gonna act surprise, okay,
Speaker 1: and you're not gonna just stop stop? Why elka? Yeah
Speaker 1: that's an ex girlfriend. You're You're not Erica. Just stop?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Is everything okay? No, everything's not okay.
Speaker 1: He's wrong with you. I'm I'm sorry. I don't know
Speaker 1: what's going like. Maybe he was practicing with that different
Speaker 1: names up. Maybe I could say something to him. I
Speaker 1: don't need you to do anything else. You've done quite
Speaker 1: enough here. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: show up. I guess gonna walk in. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: please do not do that. You're going to ruin the surprise.
Speaker 1: I do. I can't help but feel partially responsible for this.
Speaker 1: So how about I give you a twenty five dollars
Speaker 1: gift card to me coming. I just come down there
Speaker 1: and come and smack your lights out. I probably deserve that.
Speaker 1: But I do have one other important detail I need
Speaker 1: to tell you. Okay, but it's a surprise. Enough surprise
Speaker 1: is I don't think I want to hear it? Well, surprised.
Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call and you've been set up?
Speaker 1: What by Dave, who loves you very much? Set up?
Speaker 1: Like Dave, what what do you mean set up? Yes,
Speaker 1: this is actually a prank phone call. My name's jose
Speaker 1: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
Speaker 1: and we're doing a phone tap on you. You're not funny,
Speaker 1: do you know that. I do know that? Actually, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. No, Dave told us you guys have been
Speaker 1: living together for three years and you've been pressuring him
Speaker 1: lately to ask, so he thought this could be funny.
Speaker 1: Um pressuring Maybe that's not the word he used, maybe
Speaker 1: more encouraging him to ask. Well, I guess that shut
Speaker 1: me up. Dave wanted me to tell you he loves
Speaker 1: you very much. Feels lucky right now. Yeah, maybe Dave
Speaker 1: should not come home tonight. Maybe he needs to go
Speaker 1: visit Erica Marie. Want to do it like a double
Speaker 1: date sometime. Maybe. Oh, I got a real good connected
Speaker 1: a restaurant. I bet I can get us a really
Speaker 1: cool surprise. I think I'm done with surprising this for today.
Speaker 1: You just laughed. You just laughed really quick, but you
Speaker 1: did it. Yeah, Okay, wake up every morning the twenties
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Did you know that
Speaker 1: forty seven percent of adults say dating is much harder
Speaker 1: today than it was just ten years ago. Go oh, man,
Speaker 1: it explains how Brooke was able to trick somebody into
Speaker 1: marrying her. Meanwhile, our own Alexis is still very single
Speaker 1: and very very lonely. That I'm going against Brook she's
Speaker 1: more marriage material than me. What do you say? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm shocked at what's happening in front.
Speaker 1: But one of our listeners has been off the market
Speaker 1: for about a decade now, and he's trying to wade
Speaker 1: back into the slime pool of love and already the
Speaker 1: first person that he went out with is not responding.
Speaker 1: So we're going to hop into that slime pool with
Speaker 1: him and try to find out why when we do
Speaker 1: your second date update, next second date update. When you
Speaker 1: date online, some people connect over shared interests or hobbies.
Speaker 1: Other people connect because they're both freaking hot. But one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Thomas, says he connected with a woman
Speaker 1: online over their joint sadness. Oh something like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk to Thomas. Thomas. Did you meet her on
Speaker 1: tiermatch dot com or was it the Kleenex club? Which
Speaker 1: one was? That's cute, Well, that could go wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not getting paid by any of the services I use.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be free advertising. But we did
Speaker 1: meet online. Okay, what's the sadness you speak of my friend? Well,
Speaker 1: you know how you can put like whether you're single
Speaker 1: or divorced. There's an option where you can put separated,
Speaker 1: and so I thought I would be honest since the
Speaker 1: divorces and finalized or anything, so I listed my status
Speaker 1: as separated. Okay, why wouldn't you normally do that? Well,
Speaker 1: I would normally tell the truth. That's what I do.
Speaker 1: But I think sometimes people don't want to scare somebody off,
Speaker 1: you know, like, yeah, I think it'd be a turn off,
Speaker 1: Like people are in the middle of something really messy,
Speaker 1: like you just don't want to even swipe on them.
Speaker 1: It's book winners, single, and people sometimes put it's complicated. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're obviously involved with somebody, but some people think that's
Speaker 1: a turn on. They're like a disaster people. You usually
Speaker 1: want a date. Chef, Well, I don't know. He says
Speaker 1: that he matched with somebody that was separated too. It
Speaker 1: sounds like, yes, her name is Celia, and she also
Speaker 1: had separated on her profile. Okay, yeah, she had a
Speaker 1: very nice smile. She had big, curly hair. I'm a sucker.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that was coming. But awesome, that's good.
Speaker 1: The hair is also a very good feature. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's that's a good start. Though. I'm going to change
Speaker 1: the subject to a quick it's a good start that
Speaker 1: you guys are going through. I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: how similar it is, but a similar life experience. So
Speaker 1: you're coming in with with understanding and you probably don't
Speaker 1: feel like you have to explain a lot, right sure, Well,
Speaker 1: I mean that's kind of like prefaces into why I'm
Speaker 1: calling Y'allum, we went on a date and this was
Speaker 1: my first first date since the you know, well my
Speaker 1: DBX wife. Yeah, and um, she's not a couple of
Speaker 1: guys like coffee or something super casual and so we um,
Speaker 1: you know, we went, I got a bite to eat. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: what were you feeling like? Slow down, because this is
Speaker 1: the first date out of your marriage. Let me guess.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm a psychic. You were nervous? No, he
Speaker 1: could have been really excited. Is worth the money? Tell us? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I went all out. You know, I got dressed to
Speaker 1: the nines like Jim Carrey and dumb a dumber a tuxedo.
Speaker 1: You know that doesn't sound nervous to know, of course,
Speaker 1: of course, yeah, you never know. You've been out of
Speaker 1: the dating game for a minute. Maybe you just didn't
Speaker 1: read the room right anymore. Well, I mean I thought
Speaker 1: it was positive that, you know, I got a first
Speaker 1: date out of messaging someone over the internet. So I
Speaker 1: mean that was you know, my uh stought that was
Speaker 1: pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, Well how did it go when
Speaker 1: you showed up? Like? How was how was Celia? What
Speaker 1: was the vibe? You know, aside from the usual kind
Speaker 1: of laughs and jokes a crack. The thing that we
Speaker 1: definitely bonded over. I would say like fifty percent of
Speaker 1: the date was our situation that led us to being
Speaker 1: separated on you know, both of us kind of talking
Speaker 1: about our personal life, you know. But that's good. That's
Speaker 1: good because normally, if you're on a date with someone
Speaker 1: who's just single, they weren't relating, you wouldn't dare bring
Speaker 1: it up, you know, because you don't want to hear
Speaker 1: about it. But if you're both going through it, it's like, no, please,
Speaker 1: I need someone to talk to you about that. I
Speaker 1: guess that is key. You both have it in common
Speaker 1: so you can bond over it. Yeah, Is that is
Speaker 1: that how it went? Yeah? I mean there definitely wasn't
Speaker 1: a pity party for us. It was like bonding. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How many shots at tequila do you need in order
Speaker 1: to get through that? But it's only like, I know,
Speaker 1: maybe one two margarita's maybe, Okay, that's good. So what
Speaker 1: I mean were you able to flirt too, though? Because
Speaker 1: if you're talking a lot about you know, your exes
Speaker 1: and things, I mean we didn't. I mean, no one
Speaker 1: stayed the night at anybody's house or anything. Like that.
Speaker 1: But like that I cracked some folks. You know, I
Speaker 1: got some genuine laughs, So you know I count that
Speaker 1: out of slurting. Okay, why do you want to call
Speaker 1: her back? I mean, maybe this was just your practice
Speaker 1: date right before you you got a lot of I'm
Speaker 1: guessing time to make up for right now? Yeah, well yeah,
Speaker 1: why aren't you sleeping with everybody around town? Why are
Speaker 1: you sticking to one person? I'm just saying, like, why
Speaker 1: why herd? Like, it's your first date, the first date
Speaker 1: I thought went well, So I'm figuring that, you know,
Speaker 1: I might as well before I go fishing the sea
Speaker 1: as it is, I might as well make sure this
Speaker 1: one's off. The book got to cut the line that
Speaker 1: was a references and it doesn't matter the size of
Speaker 1: By the way, women, we didn't go to that, that's
Speaker 1: not true. Well yeah, let's get back to the date.
Speaker 1: How did the night end? You know, like I said, no,
Speaker 1: we staved aybody's house. There was no making out or
Speaker 1: anything like that. Hug Yeah, yeah, thought, yeah, there was
Speaker 1: a hug. But one thing that I think is kind
Speaker 1: of concern that I would say is she had mentioned
Speaker 1: that the reason of her separation was there was cheating involved,
Speaker 1: and I could see how she did not want to
Speaker 1: put out any kind of vulnerability, like, you know, to
Speaker 1: get herself her like like I'm trying to be a player,
Speaker 1: which I'm not, you know, like I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be My intention was to get over and go on
Speaker 1: a second date. And did you guys make any like
Speaker 1: future plans. I always think that's a good sign on
Speaker 1: a date. Yeah. Well, we didn't nail I mean, we
Speaker 1: didn't nail down. It was like, hey, let's go miniature
Speaker 1: golfin you know tomorrow. We didn't do anything like that.
Speaker 1: It was like a hug at the end of the night,
Speaker 1: and it was I was like, make sure you get
Speaker 1: home safe and then I'll see what you want to do.
Speaker 1: So how was the hug? Was it like a quick
Speaker 1: hug and I send you along? She smelled your hair
Speaker 1: ding You don't have to answer that if you don't
Speaker 1: want people's hair on the first date ever. It was
Speaker 1: just a nice hug, right, Yeah, it was just I
Speaker 1: think it's a very standard end of the night. You
Speaker 1: didn't rub your hands up and down her back. Details.
Speaker 1: I think you're just gonna play a song. We'll come back,
Speaker 1: we'll call Celia for you and try and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. All right, thank you? All right, hold
Speaker 1: on that second stepping back on the dating scene after
Speaker 1: going through a failed marriage. Wow, that just say it
Speaker 1: like that. I'm just saying things are probably different than
Speaker 1: the first time around. This is not what you tell
Speaker 1: your friends if they ever call your I'm trying to
Speaker 1: paint the scene like. The people are older, the drinks
Speaker 1: hit you harder, and the hugs are standard, nothing more,
Speaker 1: nothing less. No one's smelling anybody's hair, rubbing backs. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what happened with one of our listeners, Thomas, who's
Speaker 1: currently going through a separation himself, and so was his
Speaker 1: date Celia. So naturally they talked a lot about their
Speaker 1: situations and they were very open and vulnerable with each other,
Speaker 1: which Thomas took as a good sign. But now Celia
Speaker 1: is not responding to him, which Thomas is taking as
Speaker 1: a bad sign. It's a good, good way to do it.
Speaker 1: Day hasn't changed in that sense. Yeah, something's never Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Thomas, how you feeling? Man? You guys gave it
Speaker 1: quite the lead up. We can keep that music going
Speaker 1: the whole time. Helps, do you know what? We never
Speaker 1: asked you is have you tried to get a hold
Speaker 1: of her? I dreaked out to her, Yes, but I
Speaker 1: did not receive any communication back. And I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: calling up you guys because I feel like it went
Speaker 1: well and so I'm trying to figure out what what
Speaker 1: I do. Rock just brace yourself here. Because you're new
Speaker 1: to dating. You may hear some things you don't want
Speaker 1: to hear. That doesn't mean that you're not good at it, Okay,
Speaker 1: And as Brooke would say, there's a whole city of
Speaker 1: people to sleep with you actually exactly what I would condone. Right,
Speaker 1: So let's give Celia call. We'll see if she answers
Speaker 1: and what she has to say. Let's do here we go,
Speaker 1: Hello is it Celia? Yeah? Sorry, I was really excited there.
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure if you're going to answer. Hey, We're
Speaker 1: we're Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning from the radio. Hey cool,
Speaker 1: Now she's not answering a second to process. This is
Speaker 1: probably a lot, right, I don't who is it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're so we're a morning radio show. We're called Brooken
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're hoping that you'll be
Speaker 1: a part of a segment with us here called a
Speaker 1: second date update. Oh no, thank you, that's okay, No, no, no, no, Celia,
Speaker 1: it's not a bad thing. Yeah, we're actually calling on
Speaker 1: behalf of one of our listeners who you went out
Speaker 1: on a date with a very hot date. Sounded like
Speaker 1: his name's Thomas. Oh yeah, okay, Oh that didn't Oh
Speaker 1: that didn't sound good Thomas. I think it's clueless because
Speaker 1: that was not a good response about Thomas. I mean, Mike,
Speaker 1: we had a really nice dinner and I was hopeful,
Speaker 1: but we kind of got into a personal conversation about
Speaker 1: our situations, our separations, our marriages and that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: It was a big ray flag for me. That kind
Speaker 1: of popped up. So are you saying just you guys
Speaker 1: discussing the marital situations was a red flag or something
Speaker 1: specifically about the conversation. Yeah, it was more. It was
Speaker 1: more specific. It was like I told him, like, basically,
Speaker 1: my situation ended because of cheating, and I was the cheater.
Speaker 1: I was unfaithful. Oh oh, interesting. So he didn't share
Speaker 1: a lot of your your story at all. He just
Speaker 1: said that there was like that's why your marriage ended.
Speaker 1: He didn't. We just assumed that it was your X,
Speaker 1: but okay, that's fine. Well for me, the red flag
Speaker 1: was like he acted really weird, like it was just
Speaker 1: normal and he was understanding and like trying to make
Speaker 1: excuses for me, And I'm thinking, this guy is kind
Speaker 1: of weak. What what do you mean he was making
Speaker 1: excuses for you, Like, oh, well, I guess he wasn't
Speaker 1: paying you attention, or you know, he wanted him to
Speaker 1: be mean to you instead, like the first time. It's
Speaker 1: more like I just laid what I had out there
Speaker 1: on the table and his reaction was just a little
Speaker 1: too normal for me, Like I told him the real
Speaker 1: like listen, I cheated and he was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's okay, okay, Well maybe he cheated and his relationship too,
Speaker 1: I mean, or he's just awkward and doesn't know what
Speaker 1: to say that because he doesn't want to insult his date.
Speaker 1: He liked you, Well, what did you want to hear
Speaker 1: from him? What would have been a good response in
Speaker 1: your mind? I wanted him to be disgusted by it,
Speaker 1: because I think is really horrible what I did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like inside he felt that way, but he
Speaker 1: didn't want to say to you on a first date,
Speaker 1: if you disgust me. Plus relationships are like really complicated,
Speaker 1: and you know, sometimes it doesn't want me. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: maybe he's just being an understanding person and trying to
Speaker 1: be empathetic to what you were going through. It sounds
Speaker 1: like maybe you should go out little You guys are
Speaker 1: both understanding, totally understand. If you're playing the statistics, chances
Speaker 1: are she already has. So all I'm saying is like
Speaker 1: this guy, like he doesn't attack you for being really
Speaker 1: vulnerable and really honest, because that's probably a hard thing
Speaker 1: to share with you people. I would imagine you're not
Speaker 1: listening to me. I deserved it, Like he didn't even
Speaker 1: bust anything. Okay, I see what you're saying. Like he's
Speaker 1: siding with the person who cheated rather than siding with
Speaker 1: the person who got cheated off. Yeah, not even questioning it,
Speaker 1: like yeah, got you. Maybe you could yell at you now, yeah,
Speaker 1: because this would be a great chance for him to
Speaker 1: lay into you because he's actually on the other line listening. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I think I've had enough. No, no, no, no, you
Speaker 1: don't understand. He's already there listening right now and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Yeah, yeah, all right, So let
Speaker 1: me get this straight. You wanted me to be like
Speaker 1: doctor phil or Steve Harvey or something. It just laced
Speaker 1: into you. How does that make sense on a first date?
Speaker 1: First of all, I didn't even though you were on
Speaker 1: the line. Certainly I ghosted you for a reason, and
Speaker 1: I really don't even want to talk to you start flying.
Speaker 1: Is this survibe you got Thomas when you guys were out?
Speaker 1: Nothing like this. This is like medusahead. I don't know
Speaker 1: who this. I'm just being honest with you. I feel
Speaker 1: like you could have at least questioned why I did it,
Speaker 1: Like I need someone to hold me accountable for all right,
Speaker 1: it was some criticism. Are you got my nails done?
Speaker 1: My nails look good? Yeah? Your nails don't look good?
Speaker 1: Nails does cost a lot? Don't talk those you didn't
Speaker 1: go there? Did you like my nails look amazing? Okay?
Speaker 1: I think he's just trying to give you what you
Speaker 1: want there, Celia. He's not reading what she wants very well, though.
Speaker 1: I mean, I will give her that. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if I'm reading exactly what she wants. It sounds like
Speaker 1: you want to be punished next time. Bring an iron
Speaker 1: fist to the date and put the hammer down. This
Speaker 1: is why he should have practiced dating more. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't have called the first person. Tell you a lot
Speaker 1: of people out till you find your right man. But
Speaker 1: he could sleep around with other people and cheat on Celia,
Speaker 1: and then we could send them out on a second date. No,
Speaker 1: I think that's either. Yeah, I mean I could ask Celia,
Speaker 1: would you be interested in that? Would you like to
Speaker 1: go out one more time? I'm good with him. I
Speaker 1: thought I made that clear. Yeah, you did, you did.
Speaker 1: You're very clear. It's just my job to ask. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know if Thomas is upset about that, though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sat about how this went, especially considering she's out
Speaker 1: of her mind. Oh now you're talking the way that
Speaker 1: she likes. Well, I really appreciate you guys having me on.
Speaker 1: But so if I learned anything from this, it don't
Speaker 1: date Anyone who says separated in a profile, says I
Speaker 1: guess and Jeffrey in the morning man. People who have
Speaker 1: been saying forever that dating today is hard. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's time after that call to start saying dating
Speaker 1: is impossible. Yeah, because even if you're trying to be
Speaker 1: understanding and see the other person's perspective, give them the
Speaker 1: benefit of the doubt. That scene has a weakness. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they don't like you for it. That's why this
Speaker 1: ended with no date at the end. Anybody out there
Speaker 1: who's single, including myself, let's just all give up. That's
Speaker 1: a winning an. Okay, that's so sad. Okay, I just
Speaker 1: hate to die alone. You will find your love. You
Speaker 1: don't have to base it up this lady. This lady
Speaker 1: was a little out there, and I think what it
Speaker 1: does say is that even if you were the cheater,
Speaker 1: therese are people who will forgive you. Yeah. That was
Speaker 1: really nice too, forgiving him. That was the problem. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't date him either. I could see why she hated
Speaker 1: you though. Snappy god, but you know, but no, Look,
Speaker 1: we do want to help connect you if you still
Speaker 1: do believe in love out there, and if you do,
Speaker 1: you can always email the show. We'll call the person
Speaker 1: who wasn't calling you back. Almost time for Young Jeffrey's
Speaker 1: brand new song of the Week. And lately I've been
Speaker 1: seeing a lot of rumors and headlines about me floating
Speaker 1: around in the tabloids. Really, that's a big deal, Like,
Speaker 1: is Young Jeffrey secretly engaged to Pete Davidson. Probably do
Speaker 1: you guys see that one? But i'd be careful. I
Speaker 1: mean him will come for you, dude. A seriously leaked
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Speaker 1: and he's topless. You. Also, young Jeffrey caught welcoming home
Speaker 1: the troops and he's not using his hands. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I would like to take a second to address these
Speaker 1: hurtful rooms. While they all may be true, I could
Speaker 1: say for sure at one point hands were used. So
Speaker 1: screw you TMZ again. He news go up one letter.
Speaker 1: That's all I can really say, right, But maybe I'll
Speaker 1: just maybe I'll say a little more when I do
Speaker 1: my brand news song of the Pete's gonna be so
Speaker 1: upset when I tell them coming up at eight and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. All right, it's time for my
Speaker 1: brand new song of the week. I must say I'm ashamed,
Speaker 1: not just with myself but with everyone in this room.
Speaker 1: No one asked for that. But we need to be better, guys,
Speaker 1: because we almost went through this whole week without recognizing
Speaker 1: a major milestone. Not Brooks third year of menopause. Nod okay,
Speaker 1: good no. This week marked the sixtieth anniversary for one
Speaker 1: of the greatest restaurants of all time. Talking about Taco
Speaker 1: Bell Taco Belt her sixty yes, and they're still partying
Speaker 1: like they do. And I know what you're thinking. It's
Speaker 1: not just the food. It's the quirky commercials, the brown napkins,
Speaker 1: the familiar purple glow from their giant sign at two
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning, and it's the only thing from
Speaker 1: the highway that you can physically see. It's like I'm home, Papa,
Speaker 1: I'm a home. It's a safe haven where I know
Speaker 1: I can go no matter what mental state I'm in
Speaker 1: or how much I have left in my wallet. I
Speaker 1: believe that I can always fill up this body for under.
Speaker 1: Thank you Taco Bell. I mean with one place. He
Speaker 1: truly will never be judged, Ye, Taco Bell always Gee.
Speaker 1: They made me feel loved and cared for. And I
Speaker 1: know I'm not alone many of my fellow Taco Bellians
Speaker 1: out there. They share the same affection towards this fast
Speaker 1: food icon I do. So that's why today I had
Speaker 1: to sing about it. What's God? And instead of doing
Speaker 1: the famous song from the Disney movie Incanto. We don't
Speaker 1: talk about Bruno, It's young Jeffreys, Nita, Taco bell Nacho. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I say this is for the bellheads, beheads whatever. I like,
Speaker 1: we did need an explanation, all right, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try not to sing along. I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: to channel six different people into one body for this song.
Speaker 1: I'm already played. You're like the shape shifter of Incantent.
Speaker 1: We'll see, Okay. My point when I'm ready points when
Speaker 1: the crash, because it was a Nada side and sitting
Speaker 1: the natty as we parted to light in the night,
Speaker 1: I cried with some guy from them from my stomick
Speaker 1: with it's cancer rito time gotta get aboards meal shoe
Speaker 1: like somebody's looking for price, somebody freed and duds in
Speaker 1: a kill for ten. You're gonna this twenty cause ahead
Speaker 1: of me fighting to hunger, the traders moving to so no, no, no,
Speaker 1: where is something the window staring up the men. You
Speaker 1: got me muttering and mumbling whatever I get. I know,
Speaker 1: I better get a dozen, maybe two of these and
Speaker 1: three of those and ten of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: dreaming another tacos that I'm gonna be tongue in reaching
Speaker 1: out to fema because my mouth started flooding. Even if
Speaker 1: the nacho cheese drips down my pants, yeah, I'd still
Speaker 1: lick that Parker right away, chair through the bag like
Speaker 1: it's Black Friday Day. You were fighting over crap, don't
Speaker 1: you standing? Crunch wraps you pants off. I'll go on
Speaker 1: ring like I gotta fare sauce tattoo right on my chest.
Speaker 1: I treat my breecho a better than my past when
Speaker 1: I make love ice cream chaupa in the beef seas
Speaker 1: of a coto, Beans and cheese are the flavors that
Speaker 1: tickle my mind. I don't care if the meat inside
Speaker 1: there is real beef or just some pinkish lines dotting
Speaker 1: me with that extra sour creaming and clothing my arteries
Speaker 1: because of willing to suffer. I think I'm tasting, not pregnant.
Speaker 1: So then why am I tasted tasting tackles. I really
Speaker 1: want a hard tackle and happens had another soft tacos
Speaker 1: going make it a come boy time, take up fighting
Speaker 1: your keep from coming bag that my show dips my
Speaker 1: power full and crack cat tisty here you get it's
Speaker 1: super cheer. Just got a tell forty nine we call
Speaker 1: the cober just come from the very water making food
Speaker 1: on the great We're going to start with the lyrics.
Speaker 1: The feeble line did everything was on point. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: listen to that one ten times. Okay, you are so
Speaker 1: good out of breath you should be Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I want something so bad right now. Out of breath
Speaker 1: I am and I ate a bunch of talk about
Speaker 1: last night, like trying to prepare for this, and I
Speaker 1: still want more. You did your research, yes I did so.
Speaker 1: Text into seven eight five nine tell us what you
Speaker 1: thought about the song of the week. We'll have the
Speaker 1: video up with the lyrics a little bit later on
Speaker 1: the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube on our tiktokws. You got
Speaker 1: to YouTube. There's a lot of lyrics in there, so
Speaker 1: check them out out. And happy sixty a birthday. I
Speaker 1: love you, Brooke and Jeffrey. In the morning, got a
Speaker 1: text into seven eight five to nine two that says
Speaker 1: Taco Bell manager here, Thanks jeff for your song. But
Speaker 1: where was the line about our latest promotion, the Bell
Speaker 1: breakfast Box. It's a grande toasted breakfast burrito with sausage
Speaker 1: two Cinnabon Delights hash Browns in your choice of coffee
Speaker 1: or medium drink. Sounds delicious. Missed opportunity not including that
Speaker 1: in your song, just saying, oh my god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: You know I'm not hitting paid anything by Taco Bell
Speaker 1: to do this. I'm just doing it out of pure love.
Speaker 1: Yeah for the Bell and stupidity because that was free that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was dumb. Maybe yeah Bell will hear this and
Speaker 1: they'll kick back a little bit on the back end.
Speaker 1: I doubt it. Well, yeah, but if you missed it
Speaker 1: instead of singing the hit Disney song from the Encantos soundtrack,
Speaker 1: we don't talk about Bruno, I did my own ver
Speaker 1: called Nita Taco Bell Nacho of the sixtieth anniversary of
Speaker 1: Taco Bell, and it looks like we got another text,
Speaker 1: says Taco Bell manager. Here again, Bell, it would be
Speaker 1: nice if you could also mention our sauce packet recycling program.
Speaker 1: If you recycle your sauce packets, it could make a
Speaker 1: fiery difference in the world the earth. Oh y don't
Speaker 1: where I want him to work for us. If you
Speaker 1: can share your Jeffrey Son of the week, that would
Speaker 1: be awesome. If you like the song. Just like that
Speaker 1: manager Dad. If you missed it, if you want to
Speaker 1: share it with a fellow Taco Belly, and make sure
Speaker 1: to hit up our socials Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube, Facebook, TikTok,
Speaker 1: and insta at Brooke and Jeffrey Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. Brook, I know you're in the middle of
Speaker 1: a horrible losing streak right now. Yeah, and that's sad
Speaker 1: for all nobody listening. But listen, why are you all
Speaker 1: got to be haters? We're not hating. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: when you play your competitor Kaisha from Vancouver, who is
Speaker 1: currently thirty two weeks pregnant with her fourth child, you
Speaker 1: think maybe you could take it easy on her and
Speaker 1: put away the bitterness and the hatred that you have
Speaker 1: inside your soul. To win. You want the headline tomorrow
Speaker 1: to be Brooke beats a pregnant woman If it's true. Oh,
Speaker 1: Kaisha sounds like she's not going to go easy on
Speaker 1: you today. I'm sorry, I'm up for it. Okay, how
Speaker 1: are you feeling? Yeah, you're mood hired, but doing pretty good. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: four kids? Wow? What types of kids do you got?
Speaker 1: Right now, crazy kind Yeah, that's a correct answer. Are
Speaker 1: they all young or you got them all over the
Speaker 1: place age wise? A little bit all over? Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna ask any more questions that we don't
Speaker 1: need to. We'll save all that for the trivia. We're
Speaker 1: gonna send Brook out of the studio. And while that happens,
Speaker 1: you know how the game's played. You got thirty seconds
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 1: know when, you can say pass. But you have to
Speaker 1: beat Brooke outright to win? Are you ready? Yes? All right,
Speaker 1: good luck? Your time starts now on this day. In
Speaker 1: nineteen thirty nine, Billboard magazine introduced the Hillbilly music chart.
Speaker 1: What do we call that genre today? Pass? What's the
Speaker 1: scientific term used for someone who's afraid of small objects? Microphobia?
Speaker 1: Adding fresh fresh fruit to red wine creates what drink?
Speaker 1: What Disney story would you see? The Hunky Thief Flynn Ryder? Ah,
Speaker 1: it's a pass. When referring to technology, what does AI
Speaker 1: stand for? Artificial examination? Alright, we'll take, we'll take all right,
Speaker 1: We're we can't even say. She made us all laugh
Speaker 1: with one of our answers. What else interesting. Can we
Speaker 1: know about Ukisia besides the fact that you're pregnant. I've
Speaker 1: been on the People's Court. Would you go on there?
Speaker 1: For I had a dog that passed away and it
Speaker 1: was a breeder. He ghosted me afterwards. It had a
Speaker 1: medical problem. Oh, I got the money back that I
Speaker 1: lost a puppy, which is too bad. Well, well, here's
Speaker 1: a sad People's Court day. Yeah, Broke, is your turn?
Speaker 1: You ready? Ye? Your time starts now on this day.
Speaker 1: In nineteen thirty nine, Billboard magazine introduced the hillbilly music chart.
Speaker 1: What do we call that genre today? Country? What's the
Speaker 1: scientific term used for someone who's afraid of small objects? Small?
Speaker 1: A phobia? Adding fresh fruit to red wine creates what drink?
Speaker 1: What Disney story would you see the hunky thief Flynn Rider? Oh,
Speaker 1: Flynn was in Beauty of the Beast. When referring to technology,
Speaker 1: what does AI stand for? Artificial intelligence? All right, we
Speaker 1: got the answers. Zan, Let's go to the scoreboard and
Speaker 1: see how you did with Jose It's terrible, she has
Speaker 1: beautiful eyes. And Kaisha, you did great today? You got
Speaker 1: three correct? Nice? Yeah, it's pretty good. And Rug you
Speaker 1: did get the same amount of questions and you're on
Speaker 1: a two game losing show. I know, and you also
Speaker 1: got three time. Sorry Kasia. The tie goes to the
Speaker 1: house on these over the answers here for everybody on
Speaker 1: this day. Nineteen thirty nine, Billboard magazine introduced the Hillbilly
Speaker 1: Music Chart, which we call today country music. That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: I think we go back to hillbilly. Yeah. Scientific term
Speaker 1: used for somebody afraid of small objects is micro phobia.
Speaker 1: Adding fresh fruits to red right red one? Can't you
Speaker 1: already did it? This morning? Wine creates same gria you'd
Speaker 1: find Flynn Ryder in the Disney story Tangled. Sorry for Punzel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and AI when you're referring to technology does not mean
Speaker 1: artificial insemination artificial intelligence. She changed it though. The end
Speaker 1: movie comes out and they're like tons of AI. I'm like,
Speaker 1: dang movie pro creation caseha. We can't give you any
Speaker 1: money here, but just for playing you do win a
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars Disney Store gift card. Nice, thank you
Speaker 1: buy something for your baby. Your baby. So I don't
Speaker 1: know why. I just like turned into Shrek real quick, Okay,
Speaker 1: get out of this swamp? Sorry? Yeah, forward, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I kind of want more. I'll leave it up to
Speaker 1: case you want. You want more, Yeah, I think I'm good.
Speaker 1: All right, Well we'll call it a day. Then that's
Speaker 1: when stop him that we're playing. We'll do it again,
Speaker 1: same time next week. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,