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Speaker 1: phone tap and today our own Jose Bolanos poses us
Speaker 1: notorious smooth talking Latin lover Rolando, and Rolando's calling a
Speaker 1: local photography studio to schedule a family photo shoot. I
Speaker 1: feel like this is who Jose thinks he is on
Speaker 1: the inside. Yeah, grow up. But Rolando's hoping that they're
Speaker 1: willing to be a little bit flexible with him because
Speaker 1: technically he doesn't have a family, but he does have
Speaker 1: some very special people he wants included in his pictures.
Speaker 1: At least some of them are people. Yeah, well, so
Speaker 1: we'll see what they say in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 1: It's another tap on the twenties. Thank you for calling
Speaker 1: this photography studio. This is Kate. How can I help you? Oh? Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: I am calling about the family photo promotion I saw online.
Speaker 1: This is you know it is. We are running a
Speaker 1: forty nine ninety nine family portrait sale. Is that what
Speaker 1: you're referring to? Ah? Yes, yes, I would like to
Speaker 1: How do you say schedule an appointment? Okay, I'm getting
Speaker 1: out the calendar here and I just need your name.
Speaker 1: Oh my name is Rolando. Wow? Okay and Rolando? When
Speaker 1: would you like to do this photo shoot? Oh? I
Speaker 1: am thinking for a Saturday. But I do have a question.
Speaker 1: Do you provide the hair and makeup? No? We don't
Speaker 1: do that. Oh okay, no problem. My girlfriend is very
Speaker 1: good that you make up. That's great. So oh um,
Speaker 1: is it just gonna be you and your girlfriend? Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh no, there are many more? Okay? Um? How many
Speaker 1: people are going to be in your photatitude? Um? Let
Speaker 1: me count? It would be twenty one, including myself? Did
Speaker 1: you say twenty one people? Yes? Indeed? Um, how did
Speaker 1: you want hope for one second? Yes? Okay, sorry about Rolando. Um,
Speaker 1: I think that's gonna be just fine. You m you
Speaker 1: have a very big family. Yes, myself and twenty of
Speaker 1: my girlfriends. I'm sorry, they are all of my lovers.
Speaker 1: M Okay, Um, I need to ask you another question.
Speaker 1: It possible for a minute to take my shirt off
Speaker 1: for the picture? You know. I don't think our photographer
Speaker 1: would be cool with that. Oh yes, well the ladies
Speaker 1: will be very disappointed. But there will be oils. No
Speaker 1: like cooking oil. What do you oh, any kind of
Speaker 1: do you want to bring oil into the studio? Well,
Speaker 1: do you provide the oil? It could be any type
Speaker 1: of oil, perhaps canola vest, your virgin what about any
Speaker 1: non virgin olive oil? No, sir, we are family studio
Speaker 1: and we do not do oils. Oh, yes, family, which
Speaker 1: reminds me you allow the bates? No, yes, yes, we
Speaker 1: do allow has cat or dog? Oh? Yes, it is
Speaker 1: a cat? A how do you say? Big cats? So
Speaker 1: are you talking about your like cat is like just overweight?
Speaker 1: It is tiger? You have a tiger? Yes? And you no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you can't bring a tiger into the studio. Oh, do
Speaker 1: not worry, you will not mount the other animals. What okay?
Speaker 1: I am sorry. This is not going to work. You're
Speaker 1: going to have to go somewhere else. This is just
Speaker 1: not You sound very feisty. Do you yourself have a boyfriend?
Speaker 1: That is that's only none of your business. Oh, I
Speaker 1: have room for the one more girlfriend. You will make
Speaker 1: it twenty one like a Blackjack. Hey, I ween, what
Speaker 1: if you win? Ill? Okay, take your harem of willy
Speaker 1: women and your tiger and just good bye. Don't hang up.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you it's a prank phone call.
Speaker 1: Who is what? My name's jose from Brick and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm doing a prank phone call on you.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, do you have a coworker named Maddie right? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she set you up. She said, since you guys started
Speaker 1: this promotion, all the weirdos are coming out now. Sorry
Speaker 1: about that. That got a little uncomfortable. When you like,
Speaker 1: I have twenty girlfriends, I'm like, oh my god, how
Speaker 1: am I going to squeeze twenty people out here? The
Speaker 1: honest truth is I don't have any girlfriends. So if
Speaker 1: you really are single, feel free to call me. Um.
Speaker 1: I will get back to you. Come on, who's breaking who? Now?
Speaker 1: All right? Exactly? Week up? Every morning was weekday mornings
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