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Speaker 1: of the founding fathers of Ridiculous History, our super producer,
Speaker 1: Mr Max Williams. That makes no sense, it doesn't. No, No,
Speaker 1: we're not spending too much time on a Max. They
Speaker 1: called me Max. It's the show is called ridiculous, So
Speaker 1: I think we're allowed to make wild claims with no
Speaker 1: basis in reality. Well, I mean, Alex was part of
Speaker 1: the founding so I mean, by bye, blood, have you
Speaker 1: guys ever seen alexan On in in the same room you
Speaker 1: know what? Now that you mentioned it? Yes, I have,
Speaker 1: But but maybe you're just one very quick person. Uh no,
Speaker 1: will you raise a great point here? Um, I do
Speaker 1: want to say on the founding fathers thing, it's really
Speaker 1: just a question of how long we keep our show going,
Speaker 1: because if we do this for like fifty years, then
Speaker 1: you know, anybody involved before thirty is like a founding member, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, I think would be even more generous than that.
Speaker 1: You know, we probably just include anyone who's ever been
Speaker 1: involved as founding fathers and mothers and and and and
Speaker 1: whatever else you want to you want to go by.
Speaker 1: But you know what today's episodes about ben alleged serial
Speaker 1: killer Benjamin Franklin. I was gonna I was gonna be
Speaker 1: silly and say that it was all about the Benjamin's
Speaker 1: hundred dollar bills, y'all. You know, cash money that rules
Speaker 1: all the things in my purview, I mean, aka everything, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: cream um cream is it acronym? Is it not? It is?
Speaker 1: Cash rules every thing around me. The song Oh my God,
Speaker 1: what a fool I am? No, I'll tell you he
Speaker 1: wasn't a fool though. Was was was old Benny Frank's.
Speaker 1: He was kind of a dick, a bit of a womanizer,
Speaker 1: bit of a lotario again, you know, a bit of
Speaker 1: a grave robber at times, uh, bit of a thief
Speaker 1: of intellectual property, but also creator of a lot of it.
Speaker 1: Uh and and and talking about founding fathers, he was
Speaker 1: sort of the founding father of our whole idea of
Speaker 1: intellectual property in some ways, you could argue. And and
Speaker 1: of all the things he did, printing was kind of
Speaker 1: the thing that he believed in the most, it would
Speaker 1: seem everything else kind of sprang from that he really
Speaker 1: believed in the power of the printed word, especially when
Speaker 1: it was his printed word. As we'll see, Benjamin Frankling,
Speaker 1: a Titan in the days of the early United States,
Speaker 1: actually went up against the real life Titan in a
Speaker 1: very sneaky, underhanded way. And when we say life Titan,
Speaker 1: we mean his almanac rival, a guy named Titan Leads,
Speaker 1: which is a very cool name. So like, like we said,
Speaker 1: Franklin really loved the printed word, and he wanted to
Speaker 1: be known as a publisher, and he didn't have too
Speaker 1: much compunction about out of the box pr stunts. Uh.
Speaker 1: He used to you know, he did Poor Richard's Almanac.
Speaker 1: We all know about that, and yet that was an
Speaker 1: alias Ben Franklin used Poor Richard Saunders. And in his Almanac,
Speaker 1: Poor Richard Saunders a k a. Benny f claimed that
Speaker 1: astrological calculations would prove a guy named Titan Leads would
Speaker 1: die in seventeen seventy three, and then a hilarious, uh,
Speaker 1: hilarious argument occurred. I think maybe maybe we start though
Speaker 1: with the story of titans father, who has a much
Speaker 1: more garden variety name, Daniel Leeds. Daniel Leeds is the
Speaker 1: guy who made the first almanac in the American colonies.
Speaker 1: But you don't hear about him very much, do you. No,
Speaker 1: not so much. You don't. You don't hear about really
Speaker 1: either of them. And there's a good reason for that.
Speaker 1: So by the sevent thirties, his two sons inherited his business,
Speaker 1: and you know, sort of like the the what is it,
Speaker 1: the Dostler brothers, you know, with Audi Das and Puma Um.
Speaker 1: They started to compete with each other and eventually split
Speaker 1: entirely into two different companies, which also we're competing. And
Speaker 1: right around then there were other authors that had jumped
Speaker 1: into the whole almanac field. Right, Yeah, absolutely, this was
Speaker 1: a great business to be and not just because you
Speaker 1: can make some money, but also because you became sort
Speaker 1: of the voice of the people. You became the voice
Speaker 1: on record, and so everybody wanted to make an almanac.
Speaker 1: The market became saturated, sort of like how a few
Speaker 1: centuries later podcasts would become kind of saturated. Just so
Speaker 1: the people's that were were part of the people here
Speaker 1: in in podcast then ben an almanac. I mean there
Speaker 1: were initially like different kind of more niche almanacs. Right,
Speaker 1: there would be like a farmer's almanac, you know, with
Speaker 1: different like seasons and all of that stuff, things that
Speaker 1: would pertain to a particular industry. Was was the idea
Speaker 1: to be as inclusive as possible and have these be
Speaker 1: kind of as like broadly applicable um as as as
Speaker 1: as could be as to like kind of maximize profits. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the the very first printed almanac comes around in the
Speaker 1: mid fifteenth century. So Ben Franklin and daniel Leeds they're
Speaker 1: they're taking this original idea and they're just putting their
Speaker 1: own spin on it. We have to remember that reading
Speaker 1: matter was comparatively scarce. People didn't have a lot of books,
Speaker 1: not near as many as the average person might have today.
Speaker 1: So you would have this almanac that had this calendar
Speaker 1: that helped you in a grariy in economy, understand the
Speaker 1: passage of the seasons, and had recommended advice about crops
Speaker 1: and crop rotation. But then they would also have other
Speaker 1: like tangents and trivia, entertaining information stories maybe useful tips
Speaker 1: on various aspects of daily life, and they got really popular.
Speaker 1: You know. We see this kind of popularity again in
Speaker 1: the Sears Roebuck Catalog, which became like a reading material
Speaker 1: for the everyday person in the US. Remember that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was essentially like an aspirational guide to the American dream. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's well put. I think at this time, as these
Speaker 1: almanacs are proliferating throughout these seventeen thirties and and later decades,
Speaker 1: the most popular almanac author in the colonies is Titan
Speaker 1: leads that one son, and he was beefing, like you said,
Speaker 1: with his other brother. Maybe there's nominative determinism. Maybe the
Speaker 1: name Titan was just too tight form not to succeed absolutely.
Speaker 1: I mean that's gotta go to your head a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know, especially with terms like titans of industry being
Speaker 1: bandied about. Willie Nilly. So, as we said before, back
Speaker 1: to Franklin, like he he really did kind of achieve
Speaker 1: a lot of success in multiple disciplines. He we know,
Speaker 1: he was a postmaster. You know, he invented things like
Speaker 1: the Franklin stove, which he like weirdly didn't patent because
Speaker 1: he believed that ideas oftentimes should belong to the people. Um,
Speaker 1: which we're gonna get into it that that applied that
Speaker 1: kind of was a two way street. That you gotta
Speaker 1: give him credit for that, because he definitely lifted some
Speaker 1: things from others, but he also allowed his stuff to
Speaker 1: be lifted, so it was sort of like, you know,
Speaker 1: a fair play kind of situation. Uh. He achieved a
Speaker 1: lot of success in fame as an author, as a scientist,
Speaker 1: of course a statesman. He was, in fact, never president.
Speaker 1: I always remember Andy Daly. I think he is in
Speaker 1: an episode of the Office where he plays like a
Speaker 1: Ben Franklin impersonator and he's like flirting with Pam and
Speaker 1: he goes As it turns out, I actually was never
Speaker 1: the president, because I think Michael Scott accused him of
Speaker 1: having been the president, to which he retorts. But printer
Speaker 1: was what he ultimately listed himself as, like in in
Speaker 1: in how he wanted to be remembered when he died,
Speaker 1: like in terms of like the record, like he he
Speaker 1: was Benjamin Franklin Printer. And with that, the most successful venture, uh,
Speaker 1: and the most probably memorable thing that he contributed to
Speaker 1: the culture of America would be Poor Richard's Almanac, which
Speaker 1: was a smashing success and is forever to this day,
Speaker 1: you know, associated with Ben Franklin, even though he didn't
Speaker 1: necessarily write everything in it, right, Yeah, And A lot
Speaker 1: of what we're pulling here comes from the Pennsylvania Center
Speaker 1: for the book an excellent article by Lisa Morgan titled
Speaker 1: the Prominent and prodigiously popular Poor Richard. I love a
Speaker 1: good I love yeah. So this this is interesting because
Speaker 1: is his work as a printer was the inspiration for
Speaker 1: the vast majority of his early work as a writer,
Speaker 1: and he loved writing the Pennsylvania Gazette and Poor Richards almanacs.
Speaker 1: His most famous part of these early publications were the
Speaker 1: proverbs of Poor Richard, which he just took from people.
Speaker 1: He just said, you know who cares, I'll just take it.
Speaker 1: It's for the folks. And he learned to be a writer.
Speaker 1: This is kind of inspiring, I think for any budding
Speaker 1: writers in the audience today. He learned to be a
Speaker 1: writer by taking articles in a publication called The Spectator
Speaker 1: and just copying and recopying those articles word by word,
Speaker 1: thinking through it. And other writers have done this before,
Speaker 1: like just rewriting uh don Quixote, for example, which is
Speaker 1: a long thing to rewrite, literally just verbatia, right, Like
Speaker 1: he was just duplicating these, So I guess I get
Speaker 1: how that would maybe like improve his penmanship. How do
Speaker 1: you think that's contributed to like coming up with original
Speaker 1: ideas and why the writing is there something kind of
Speaker 1: like visceral and almost like some kind of osmosis involved
Speaker 1: with putting pen to paper and like writing and committing
Speaker 1: an idea, you know, down to paper, and then at
Speaker 1: the same time you're kind of like processing it in
Speaker 1: your brain. Yeah, because different areas of your brain are
Speaker 1: activated right by different modes of learning. So that's why
Speaker 1: writing something down helps you remember it better than repeating
Speaker 1: it to yourself. This probably gave him a really good
Speaker 1: firsthand sense of how to structure different things he wanted
Speaker 1: to write. He was living through the format, but you
Speaker 1: know he he was going gangbusters, like you said, after
Speaker 1: the Pennsylvania Gazette, Poor Richard was the most profitable enterprise
Speaker 1: that Franklin had as a publisher. It's sold ten thousand
Speaker 1: copies a year, which is huge. There are a lot
Speaker 1: of books who can't do that in the modern day
Speaker 1: and time. You know, like you said, the truth is
Speaker 1: out now. In most of the material there was not
Speaker 1: actually written by him. It was collected and published by him. Uh,
Speaker 1: And let's get to part of this hoax. We'll call
Speaker 1: this the hoax. We said he predicted a death. Uh,
Speaker 1: poor Richard hits Philadelphia, big splash, even in a crowded market.
Speaker 1: And Benjamin Franklin, who is smarter than the average bear, says,
Speaker 1: this Titan Leads guy might be eating my lunch. His almanac,
Speaker 1: which was called an American Almanac, is by far my
Speaker 1: number one competitor. So I am going to take a
Speaker 1: lesson from the author of Gulliver's Travels, Jonathan Swift. And
Speaker 1: in the preface to the seventeen seventy three edition of
Speaker 1: Poor Richard's Almanac, Poor Richard Saunders reports on the death
Speaker 1: of Titan Leads. Yeah. I mean it was really kind
Speaker 1: of like a very clever publicity stunt. They probably started
Speaker 1: out as being like maybe in good fun, but boy,
Speaker 1: oh boy, did it snowball? And um, this is a
Speaker 1: little more text and we usually read, but this is
Speaker 1: an exert from Poor Richard's audition that that that that
Speaker 1: put forth this speculation. Um, and I think we should
Speaker 1: read the whole thing. Shall we round Robin and Ben
Speaker 1: or just to take it half these? Uh, let's take
Speaker 1: it half these, let's double dragon. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: Why don't you lead off my good man, Thank you, sir,
Speaker 1: very well. Poor Richard says, indeed, this motive would have
Speaker 1: had force enough to have made me publish in Ormanac
Speaker 1: many years since, had it not been overpowered by my
Speaker 1: regard for my good friend and fellow student, Mr. Titan Leads,
Speaker 1: whose interest I was extremely unwilling to hurt. But this obstacle,
Speaker 1: I am far from speaking of it with pleasure, is
Speaker 1: soon to be removed. Since it trouble Death, who was
Speaker 1: never known to respect merits, has already prepared the mortal dot.
Speaker 1: The fatal Sister has already extended her destroying shears, and
Speaker 1: that ingenious fan must soon be taken from us. Hot
Speaker 1: prose of the fatal Sister has already extended her destroying shears. Oh,
Speaker 1: I love to see how he says. Uh, he capitalizes death,
Speaker 1: but then he also capitalizes merit and Jesus, yeah, it's fantastic.
Speaker 1: I love it. It's so clever. Here we go, he
Speaker 1: goes on, and then he dawns. By my calculation made
Speaker 1: at his request on October seventeen, seventeen thirty three, three
Speaker 1: twenty nine post Meridian, at the very instant of the
Speaker 1: conjunction of the Sun and mercury. By his own calculation,
Speaker 1: he will so far till the twenty six of the
Speaker 1: same month. This small difference between us we have disputed
Speaker 1: whenever we have met these nine years past. But at
Speaker 1: length he is inclinable to agree with my judgment which
Speaker 1: of us is most exact. A little time will now
Speaker 1: determine beautiful, beautiful rendition, if I do say so, myself
Speaker 1: and Max Hoping we have different flavors the same. We're
Speaker 1: not the same poor Richard. But poor Richard was like
Speaker 1: not a real thing anyway, So we're just kind of
Speaker 1: channeling our particular spirits of poor Richard. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I went a little more sinister, but you see, you
Speaker 1: get the gist. Record scratch please, Max, There's one problem.
Speaker 1: Titan Leads is very much alive, and he also reads
Speaker 1: almanacs and newspapers. He sure does. Yeah, you know, as
Speaker 1: as is probably a smart move for his profession, to
Speaker 1: keep up to speed with all the competition and all that.
Speaker 1: You know, it doesn't decay that he was necessarily like
Speaker 1: immediately enraged, but he certainly was a little bit mystified. Again,
Speaker 1: I what do you think, Ben, Like, are we meant
Speaker 1: to read this and interpreted as satire, because it's like
Speaker 1: there was a lot of satire in Poor Richards. Again,
Speaker 1: the character is is not real. People knew that, right
Speaker 1: or did they not know that? I think they knew that,
Speaker 1: if there at least those that looked close enough. I
Speaker 1: think a lot of people were probably split. Many folks
Speaker 1: who were in the know surely knew that Poor Richard
Speaker 1: was just another version of of Ben Franklin. But I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be surprised if there were people in the colonies
Speaker 1: who thought there really was a Poor Richard, you know.
Speaker 1: But I'm certain they're not. Yea, So I guess what
Speaker 1: I'm getting at those like a lot of those little missives,
Speaker 1: those little what you call them proverbs or whatever, there's
Speaker 1: some snark and tongue in she can all of that.
Speaker 1: I think there were probably some people maybe saw this
Speaker 1: and we're like, ha ha ha, that's a funny little
Speaker 1: jab at that at your you know, competition. Maybe not,
Speaker 1: though maybe it really wasn't meant to be. Taking at
Speaker 1: face value, I have a hard time taking the temperature
Speaker 1: of the time where we sit here in the present.
Speaker 1: But what we do know is that Leeds was was
Speaker 1: understandably irritated, let's just say, and he decided he wanted
Speaker 1: to clear the air and make sure that everyone knew
Speaker 1: that he was in fact, very much alive, so he
Speaker 1: posted or posted yeah, like it's a blog. He responded
Speaker 1: in his own publication, The American Almanac, with a c K.
Speaker 1: By the way, the year seventeen thirty four. And I
Speaker 1: don't want to read this one too, band it's pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why don't you start this one? Awful? All right, kind reader,
Speaker 1: Perhaps it's maybe expected that I should say something concerning
Speaker 1: an almanac printed for the year seventeen thirty three, said
Speaker 1: to be written by Paul Richard or Richard Saunders, who,
Speaker 1: for want of other matters, was pleased to tell his
Speaker 1: readers that he had calculated my nativity and from thence
Speaker 1: predicts my death to be the seventeenth of October seventeen
Speaker 1: thirty Okay, first, let me stop he real quick. This
Speaker 1: isn't announcing his death. This is a Now, this is
Speaker 1: like predicting his death like Nostradamin style. So anyone that
Speaker 1: didn't think that poor Richard had somehow mastered necromancy or
Speaker 1: whatever probably should have seen that this was what was
Speaker 1: he basing it on like he's he's talking about all
Speaker 1: these mystical things and like the fates and their scissors
Speaker 1: and all of that. Like, I just don't think anybody
Speaker 1: that was, you know, intelligent, would have would have thought
Speaker 1: that this was true. But again a lot of people
Speaker 1: that we were probably weren't super intelligent. So he goes
Speaker 1: on to say October seventeen thirty three and twenty two
Speaker 1: minutes past three o'clock in the afternoon, and that these
Speaker 1: provinces may not expect to see any more of his
Speaker 1: himselves performances. And this precise predictor, who predicts to admit its,
Speaker 1: proposes to succeed me in writing of almanacs. But notwithstanding
Speaker 1: his false prediction, I have, by the mercy of God,
Speaker 1: lived to write a diary for the year seventeen thirty four,
Speaker 1: and to publish the folly and ignorance of his presumptuous author. Nay,
Speaker 1: he adds another gross falsehood. It he said, Almanac viz.
Speaker 1: That by my own calculation, I shall survive until the
Speaker 1: twenty six of the said month, which is October, which
Speaker 1: is as untrue as the former, for I did not
Speaker 1: pretend to that knowledge. Though he has usurped the knowledge
Speaker 1: of the Almighty herein and manifested himself a fool and
Speaker 1: a liar. And by the mercy of God, I have
Speaker 1: lived to survive this conceited scribblers day and minute, whereon
Speaker 1: he has predicted my death, And as I have supplied
Speaker 1: my country with almanacs for three seven years by past
Speaker 1: to general satisfaction, so perhaps I live to write when
Speaker 1: his performances are dead. Thus much from your annual friend,
Speaker 1: Titan Leagues, October eighteen, seventeen thirty three, three hours, thirty
Speaker 1: three minutes pre I live for this beef, I swear
Speaker 1: to go. Not only do I live for the beef,
Speaker 1: I live for the format of this, this this era
Speaker 1: of discourse. Kind reader, Oh dude, it's so good. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just like, just say the thing you could mean.
Speaker 1: And I'm joking. I love the dancing around and all that,
Speaker 1: but we've really lost this flowery prose, you know. I mean,
Speaker 1: with Twitter, it's like you're literally limited in the number
Speaker 1: of characters you can use. But this, all of this
Speaker 1: giant paragraph to say I am in fact not day right,
Speaker 1: you know, and all of the first ones to say
Speaker 1: this guy is going to die on this date, but subtext,
Speaker 1: I always think about this Benjamin Franklin, love him or
Speaker 1: hate him, he would have been an absolute beast on
Speaker 1: Twitter man totally densest tweets ever. Yeah right, because he
Speaker 1: would have had to learn to pare down and use
Speaker 1: economy of language. But he would have just made fire
Speaker 1: like like moon Rock level tweets. In terms of like
Speaker 1: the density of the meaning. I think you would have
Speaker 1: just readed on threads. I don't know if he would
Speaker 1: have done single tweets, but we know I speculate that
Speaker 1: Ben Franklin, clearly this is a pr stunt. Clearly he
Speaker 1: knows this is going to get back to Titan Leads.
Speaker 1: He's just sort of tweaking his nose a bit and uh. Leads,
Speaker 1: by the way, releases that response the next year, and
Speaker 1: Franklin then responds by saying Leads is too well bred
Speaker 1: to use any man so indecently and so scuriously. Franklin
Speaker 1: doubles down, and he basically says, it's not Leads who
Speaker 1: is writing this, because Titan Leads is a good dude,
Speaker 1: and whoever's talking this trash is an impostor. Yeah. He
Speaker 1: doubles down and continues to double down for several years.
Speaker 1: He does the thing that any good cult leader worth
Speaker 1: their salt who predicts like an apocalyptic event does, They
Speaker 1: just kind of kicked the can down the road and
Speaker 1: never actually admit that they've made a mistake. That's the key.
Speaker 1: You never say you're sorry. If you never say you're sorry,
Speaker 1: and never like you know, admit that you've you've you've goofed,
Speaker 1: then to enough people you might as well have not
Speaker 1: goofed to just have the confidence of the strident late,
Speaker 1: wrong lie big. So this is uh. He says that
Speaker 1: despite the fact that it's clearly a cover up and
Speaker 1: his friend, his dea friend, Titan Leads, has passed away, Uh,
Speaker 1: he's gonna He's gonna keep going because that's what Titan
Speaker 1: Leads would have wanted for poor Richard's almanac. And when
Speaker 1: he puts this out, it's like five pence a copy.
Speaker 1: When he's talking this smack. People love it. It sells
Speaker 1: out in less than a week, and like two days
Speaker 1: it sells out. Franklin has to make three runs of
Speaker 1: the almanac. He prints three iterations of it just to
Speaker 1: keep up with sales. And then the kicker, the like
Speaker 1: ultimate nail in the coffin, if you will, Leads does
Speaker 1: eventually die for reals uh in seventeen thirty eight, at
Speaker 1: which time Benjamin Franklin, as Saunders Princes a letter from
Speaker 1: Leads got saying, actually I did die at precisely the
Speaker 1: moment and hour that you mentioned, with a variation of
Speaker 1: five minutes fifty three seconds. Wow, that's hot, sput. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's not super classy, Ben, I have to say. And
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of Bends. And you know, the American
Speaker 1: Almanac continued and up through its seventeen forty six issue,
Speaker 1: which you can read this online, the ghost of Titan
Speaker 1: Leeds was hovering in the imprint of the issue. And
Speaker 1: this is because seventeen forty six is supposed to be
Speaker 1: the final year he had calculated the calendar before actually
Speaker 1: passing away. So this is slick. This is slick, dangerous
Speaker 1: satire and and got pretty dirty, especially when someone's actual
Speaker 1: death was involved. But this was just one of Ben
Speaker 1: Franklin's many hoaxes. He perpetrated several others, especially from an
Speaker 1: early age. Right, you heard a silence do good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: now not so much, tell us tell us about silence
Speaker 1: do good? Okay, So there's this thing called the New
Speaker 1: England Korate, and between April and October seventy two, it
Speaker 1: starts receiving and printing a series of letters by someone
Speaker 1: claiming to be a middle aged widow called Silence do Good,
Speaker 1: which very much doesn't sound like a real name, And
Speaker 1: she's basically writing this onion style send up of life
Speaker 1: in colonial America, talking about drunk locals, religious hypocrites, how
Speaker 1: society is terrible to women, how were who petticoats are?
Speaker 1: All this stuff. This would have been stuff that locals
Speaker 1: would recognize to like, almost like a gossip rag, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like a gossip column, because this
Speaker 1: would have been a small community. Also, I love this
Speaker 1: part the pretensions of Harvard College, right, And these became
Speaker 1: a smash the silent dude. It's hard to even say.
Speaker 1: It's a real mouthful. Silence do Good letters became quite popular,
Speaker 1: and apparently, uh, she was quite popular with the fellas
Speaker 1: who were like, shinla, I mean, how do I get
Speaker 1: a date with this broad? And they got catfish that
Speaker 1: back then, they got catfish so hard. It turned out
Speaker 1: that Silence do Good was actually Benjamin Franklin, a sixteen
Speaker 1: year old teenage Benjamin Franklin, who was working as an
Speaker 1: apprentice at his brother James's print shop in Boston. So
Speaker 1: he goes to show that that Franklin came by satire
Speaker 1: and a love of printing honestly, like from a very
Speaker 1: early age, like working as an apprentice in his brother's shop, Like,
Speaker 1: he saw the potential, the possibilities of of the written word,
Speaker 1: and he obviously used it to great effect. Um and
Speaker 1: was also a real jokester initially though apparently he did
Speaker 1: not tell his brother. You know, he didn't give up
Speaker 1: the ghost, not not an actual ghost this time, but
Speaker 1: he didn't tell his brother that it was him, in fact,
Speaker 1: because he was worried that his brother would be cross,
Speaker 1: which in fact he was, because he believed that, um, well,
Speaker 1: a couple of things. He probably believed that you know,
Speaker 1: if it came out of that, you know, this was
Speaker 1: this was like totally made up, that the people wouldn't
Speaker 1: he would lose credibility, especially if it was something that
Speaker 1: was printed as like this is real. But he he
Speaker 1: also was concerned that all of these compliments, it's kind
Speaker 1: of weird because a lot of them were sort of
Speaker 1: like it's sexual in nature, right, they were like men saying,
Speaker 1: how about hubba silence, do good? I want to marry that,
Speaker 1: I want a wife that. Uh. He was worried that
Speaker 1: it would make Ben young Ben Franklin vain, which, as
Speaker 1: we know, he did grow up to be quite a
Speaker 1: vain man. So maybe there was some some truth to
Speaker 1: that or some sand to those concerns. Yeah, yeah, there
Speaker 1: was possibly some sand to it. Uh. And this was
Speaker 1: just one of the many hoaxes that he would he
Speaker 1: would participate in. And you know, I love culture, Jammy,
Speaker 1: I love doing like I put missing Boomerang photos up
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I just think it's a it's
Speaker 1: a fun way to kind of get your rascal rascal, Ben,
Speaker 1: your irascible rascal, didn't you. I gotta show you guys
Speaker 1: this one. I had put them up around the area
Speaker 1: of our old office right that we have to say
Speaker 1: old office now, where it was just like missing boomerang.
Speaker 1: Just stand here for a minute. I don't know if
Speaker 1: anybody ever actually stood there. I'm sure not. Someone could
Speaker 1: have gotten hurt Ben, either physically or at the very
Speaker 1: least emotional emotions. What happens in that boomerang never comes around.
Speaker 1: I know we all learned. How do you trust anyone
Speaker 1: ever again? Right? Uh? So we know that. All right,
Speaker 1: Poor Richard's almanac had other weird things that is especially
Speaker 1: relevant to your earlier pointnel about how any classic would
Speaker 1: be profit. We'll just sort of move the goalpost of
Speaker 1: their predictions. Uh he Yeah, in seventeen thirty sevent he's
Speaker 1: been making this almanac for five years now. He includes
Speaker 1: what he calls enigmatical prophecies in the almanac, and uh,
Speaker 1: they're pretty wild. They sure are. Let's see. Uh. He
Speaker 1: predicted a great storm would flood all of the major
Speaker 1: cities of North America, causing them to be completely underwater. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He also said a great number of vessels fully latent,
Speaker 1: will be taken out of the ports by a power
Speaker 1: with which we are now at war. Also that an
Speaker 1: army of thirty thousand musketeers will land and sorely annoy
Speaker 1: the inhabitants lightly. Yeah, a year passes. None of this
Speaker 1: appears to come true, at least the way that the
Speaker 1: reader's interpret it. People are about to label Benjamin Franklin
Speaker 1: a you know, a flam flam artist, but then he
Speaker 1: pops back in and says, actually, all three of these
Speaker 1: prophecies have come to pass. M hmmm. Yeah. Apparently rainstorms
Speaker 1: had placed every city underwater, get it under Also that
Speaker 1: the power of wind, as in the you know, the
Speaker 1: blowy the blowy bits, had taken fully laiden vessels out
Speaker 1: of ports, you know, through filling their sales and propelling
Speaker 1: them in a forward movement. Uh yeah, And what about
Speaker 1: the musketeers, he said, Well, more than thirty thou musketeers
Speaker 1: or mosquitoes have definitely annoyed the inhabitants of the colonies grown.
Speaker 1: But is he is he implying that musketeers and musquiteers
Speaker 1: are like it was like a pronunciation joke. Maybe he
Speaker 1: musket muskets. I think it might be muskets muskets. We
Speaker 1: got well done, Ben, you got us so totally. There
Speaker 1: isn't there isn't a second e at the end. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how that's how he gets us. It's because he's
Speaker 1: not spelling it right. By the way, speaking of of
Speaker 1: of hilarious uh and and maybe often overlooked misspellings, I
Speaker 1: went to a hair metal concerts yesterday for a work
Speaker 1: related thing at the Brave Stadium. It was it was
Speaker 1: Poison Motley Crue, Joan Jet and the Black Carts and
Speaker 1: death Leopard. But can either of you, without looking online,
Speaker 1: tell me how deaf Leopard is spelled uh d E
Speaker 1: f l e P p r D r D. I
Speaker 1: think there's just one P, but I I always would
Speaker 1: ever I've written it, I've just spelled it d e
Speaker 1: A f l e O p A r D. It
Speaker 1: is two piece. It is too bees. You guys win
Speaker 1: absolutely nothing but my undying adoration. But I don't know
Speaker 1: the sound cues going on right now. Stay we want
Speaker 1: a lot. Definitely, you definitely did. But my question is like,
Speaker 1: what's being accomplished here, Like is this meant to be
Speaker 1: like we're crazy, we spell words weird. Um, it's a
Speaker 1: similar sensibility to what what you know. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: all about the malleability of the of the English word,
Speaker 1: and you can do fun things with spelling and interject
Speaker 1: little puns and kind of create your own ways of
Speaker 1: spelling things. But I digress. I think what Franklin did
Speaker 1: was both genius and like he was kind of one
Speaker 1: of the original trolls, you know, such a troll, such
Speaker 1: a troll up. There was swift for sure. I think
Speaker 1: we should do an episode on on Swift uh trolling
Speaker 1: because he took it to a new level, Jonathan Swift.
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Speaker 1: a show, but as individuals. Yeah, we're people, We exist
Speaker 1: outside of this show. Yeah that's fair. What do you
Speaker 1: always say, Ben, You're a thing that happens to people?
Speaker 1: Kind of Yeah, I like it. I like it when
Speaker 1: you happen to me, and I think that the Ridiculous
Speaker 1: Historians would agree. They also like it. Like being caught
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Speaker 1: Ben Well, you can get a preview of all the
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Speaker 1: will be on there, I don't know, maybe tagging Jonathan
Speaker 1: Strickland and Ben's posts, because why not? Why not bring
Speaker 1: more of him into our lives? Do what thou wilst?
Speaker 1: But yeah, you can find me on Twitter at at
Speaker 1: l underscore Max Williams, and that's where all that fun
Speaker 1: and excitement will be Thanks as always, Max, Thanks to
Speaker 1: our composer Alex Williams. Thinks, of course, to another founding
Speaker 1: member of the show casey Pegram, who I was delighted
Speaker 1: to see in person quite recently. Spoiler alert folks, he
Speaker 1: may be returning for a guest spot pretty soon. Thanks
Speaker 1: also to our very own favorite troll, Mr Jonathan Strickland
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