Speaker 1: Hi, guys. What are you doing? Sir? We have a
Speaker 1: new sound effect. I am fine. Well, okay, let's hear
Speaker 1: the new sound effect found. Am I a honky? It
Speaker 1: sits right next to fuck your sound effects machine? Are
Speaker 1: you're excited about it? Yeah? Wasn't that a Sarah Chalk question?
Speaker 1: At one point? Didn't she in the show? I think
Speaker 1: in real life? Oh no, in real life she didn't know.
Speaker 1: I think she didn't know the word because she's Canadian
Speaker 1: and maybe they don't have that term in Canada. And
Speaker 1: I think early on I said you don't know what
Speaker 1: that means? And she goes, no, I go go ask
Speaker 1: Donald if you are one, And I think she did
Speaker 1: walk up to me and literally asked me Donald like
Speaker 1: an Elliott voice. Yeah, like Janitor Canada. Am I a honky? Dude?
Speaker 1: It's so hot outside that the UK is losing their
Speaker 1: mother faking mind. You came on fire? Well? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because they traditionally don't have air conditioning in their in
Speaker 1: their wilds. The yo they're telling listen man, like the
Speaker 1: it's like, uh, don't look up that movie. Don't look up.
Speaker 1: I saw It's just like that in the UK right
Speaker 1: now where the meteorologists and all of the weather people
Speaker 1: are like, Yo, it's gonna be so hot that we're
Speaker 1: not We're not built for this. It's gonna be hot.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be casualties. It's gonna be hot like that,
Speaker 1: And then the freaking anchors and everything are like, yo,
Speaker 1: you need to chill out with all of this gloom
Speaker 1: to It was that I saw that same viral video.
Speaker 1: It was it was literally they're like, don't look up
Speaker 1: the movie in real life, and the anchor was like, oh,
Speaker 1: come on, Jim, it's not that bad, and he's like, no, seriously,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be thousands of fatalities because of this. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: senior citizens and people who can't handle it sitting in
Speaker 1: a fucking I'm gonna be honest for the first time
Speaker 1: in my life, I'm hoping that the meteorologists gets it wrong,
Speaker 1: or that the weather man gets it wrong right, but
Speaker 1: he's coming out. It's just it's just across Europe they
Speaker 1: can I guess, you know, they can tell that they're
Speaker 1: just not prepared for these temperatures. Do you say the
Speaker 1: video of the in China they showed they had saw
Speaker 1: this video, so you know how they have this hardcore
Speaker 1: um COVID people. They're all in white suits, you know,
Speaker 1: they look like Ninja's like like all buttoned up like
Speaker 1: that and like all white suits and they're all taped
Speaker 1: up like mega hardcore. These people are are collapsing in
Speaker 1: the heat. And they showed this one woman they opened
Speaker 1: up her her ankle where you know, where it's taped,
Speaker 1: and water comes pouring out and you you're like, what
Speaker 1: is that? It's sweat. Yeah, it looked like did you
Speaker 1: see that video? It was it was it was It's
Speaker 1: all over the it was all over the web yesterday,
Speaker 1: and it was just like these people are like China
Speaker 1: is is is particularly really really really fucking hot right
Speaker 1: now and these people and their hardcore COVID outfits are
Speaker 1: still having to do their job or you know, it's insane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's this is this is what they were talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is coming a bit earlier, you know, you know earlier.
Speaker 1: That's earlier than they predicted. What the end of the
Speaker 1: world or that the heat the heat wave that's coming
Speaker 1: well both, I mean the these they said the heat
Speaker 1: wave would be right now the next five years. They said,
Speaker 1: if we can correct it within this five years, we're good.
Speaker 1: But if I thought I thought, I thought, I heard
Speaker 1: that someone say, again, this is all just like stuff
Speaker 1: you see on I watched a lot of news and
Speaker 1: skim shit on on the interwebs. But someone saying that
Speaker 1: these are whereby far exceeding the graph of of of
Speaker 1: what they expected the temperatures to be reaching. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: is right, Daniel, you know this stuff. Yeah, it's going
Speaker 1: to be getting hotter for a while, and there's a
Speaker 1: lot of mitigating efforts that we can do. However, or
Speaker 1: there's still enough carbon in the air that is trapped
Speaker 1: by our atmosphere right now to hit that two degrees
Speaker 1: celsius of warming that like we were told like, oh
Speaker 1: we might, we may might not hit. It's like that's
Speaker 1: just kind of a fact. We're going to hit that.
Speaker 1: We would need to really cut carbon emissions like entirely
Speaker 1: right now and then start our MIDI year. That's not
Speaker 1: going to happen. Let's be honest. Yeah, no, it's not happen. Well,
Speaker 1: it's not a good time to buy a house at
Speaker 1: sea level, no, precisely, um, but it is. It is
Speaker 1: a good time to invest in, you know, technology companies
Speaker 1: that are looking at things like carbon capture. I mean,
Speaker 1: we don't have anything really huge in that department yet,
Speaker 1: but that's like what we need to do. What we
Speaker 1: need to be doing is taking carbon out of the
Speaker 1: out of the atmosphere, because the amount that's already trapped
Speaker 1: there from all of the natural expulsion of whatever that
Speaker 1: we've done already is enough to hit that two degrees
Speaker 1: of warming. We should be clear climate change was going
Speaker 1: to happen regardless. We just boosted it. Why you wearing
Speaker 1: a hoodie? Is your ac so crank that you're wearing
Speaker 1: a hoodie? No? I like to sweat, Okay, hell yeah,
Speaker 1: I just don't understand because it's really fucking hot out
Speaker 1: and you're wearing Yeah it is. It is really hot
Speaker 1: out right now, and I kind of like to sweat
Speaker 1: a little, can you do? Yeah? I like to get
Speaker 1: a nice little lather going, Hey, doom, your eyes, get
Speaker 1: it all nice and lathering. Today's my last night on
Speaker 1: the TV show. Oh, I have a night to night
Speaker 1: driving scene with sol Han Solo, Jason Siegel, and Michael Yuri.
Speaker 1: Do you know him? He's really funny? I bet he is.
Speaker 1: And then I'm done. Congratulations. I think I might go
Speaker 1: flying with Harrison Ford, whoa Donald? How do you feel
Speaker 1: about this? This is gonna make your eat your villain
Speaker 1: origin story. Um, it's already begun. It's already begun. It
Speaker 1: has already begun. Ninety eight percent of the comments on
Speaker 1: my picture of Harrison Ford on Instagram are are everyone
Speaker 1: checking in on you? On your on your health or
Speaker 1: so like. They're very sweet and very empathetic. They're like,
Speaker 1: how's Donald? Very funny? You can come flying with us
Speaker 1: if you want. No, no, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: I'm good. Just just be careful with it. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: a private pilot, so as long as he stays in
Speaker 1: a prop plane, I feel like I'm a good copilot.
Speaker 1: I can't fly chess. That's that's great. I'm good. He
Speaker 1: implied that he was going to invite me, and I was,
Speaker 1: I'm totally down. You wouldn't go If I said, my
Speaker 1: friend Donald wants to come with us, I'm gonna chew
Speaker 1: eat the fuck out of it. So if anything goes wrong,
Speaker 1: we're fine. I'm good. Yeah, would you not come? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know? With Harrison Ford's record of crashing prop prop planes,
Speaker 1: first of all, in his defense, in his defense, it
Speaker 1: was an old antique plane and it was ended it
Speaker 1: successfully on No, he really did. So the story is
Speaker 1: actually that he's about the helicopters. I think he doesn't
Speaker 1: had a helicopter accident. The one that was the one
Speaker 1: that was dan, I'll look it up. The one that
Speaker 1: was highly publicized was an old plane that lost its
Speaker 1: engine and he successfully landed on a golf course, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: on Penmark golf course. He landed it. In nineteen eighty nine,
Speaker 1: he crashed landed his helicopter during a training flight in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, but both he and the instructor were unhurt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was training. A year later, a plane he was
Speaker 1: flying had to make an emergency landing in Nebraska. Again,
Speaker 1: he and his passenger escaped unhurt. He's a badass, so
Speaker 1: even if he crashes, he's good at it. So if
Speaker 1: you were me and you were a private pilot and
Speaker 1: you could land a propeller plane, you wouldn't go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would totally go if I could fly. If I
Speaker 1: could fly, here's the thing. At some point in it,
Speaker 1: you have you if something were to go wrong, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you at least have enough knowledge to be like, I
Speaker 1: could be in some way of control of this situation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like if it's I don't want to be
Speaker 1: in the back seat. Just be like, that's so loud, Daniel,
Speaker 1: it went red and I'm all the way at six.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that thing. Well, I will, um, I will
Speaker 1: keep everyone updated if if it goes down. I mean,
Speaker 1: no pun intended. All right, should we get into the show?
Speaker 1: Very funny, there's some other things that we need to Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, brother, go ahead. It's so fucking hot. We
Speaker 1: did that, we did did we do that bit already?
Speaker 1: I just thought we should re just re retouch on
Speaker 1: the it's so hot. It's hot, and I'm grateful to
Speaker 1: to have air conditioning and I'm grateful to have a
Speaker 1: roof over my head. And uh, we have to remember
Speaker 1: how blessed we are. Some people are lying out on
Speaker 1: the fucking cement right now, and uh, it's it's lethal
Speaker 1: yether cooking, literally cooking. Yeah, anyway, let's get into the show.
Speaker 1: All right. It's about Scrubs, the TV show. You guys
Speaker 1: remember that show and there show was there a show
Speaker 1: called Scrubs that there was. It was very beloved and
Speaker 1: um and um, this is a long episode. I believe
Speaker 1: it's a super sized one because it's twenty five minutes long.
Speaker 1: We used to occasionally get um NBC would call it supersized,
Speaker 1: and I think this is one of those because it's
Speaker 1: twenty five as opposed to twenty two. Well, this is
Speaker 1: one of my Mike McDonald's. Yeah, this is one of
Speaker 1: my Mike McDonald First of all, this is one of
Speaker 1: my favorite supersized episode. Very good episode, very funny and
Speaker 1: counter about show we made about a bunch of nurses.
Speaker 1: So get around here, a yeahdoo around here. Mike McDonald,
Speaker 1: famous from Matt TV, has gone on to become a
Speaker 1: director of television. Yes, he starred in other things obviously. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's one of the funnier people that came in
Speaker 1: as a director. Yes, there were very few directors that
Speaker 1: could come in and actually have joke input on things.
Speaker 1: That's very true. Donald and Mike would come in and
Speaker 1: his jokes would make the show. So the best comedy
Speaker 1: director in TV archetype that we we both liked, was
Speaker 1: someone who not only could direct the show and and
Speaker 1: and make the camera move in a cool way and
Speaker 1: go quickly, but also could come up with additional jokes.
Speaker 1: Was there to pitch alongside me and Donald and Bill
Speaker 1: and Neil and everybody. And Mike was certainly one of
Speaker 1: those people because he's, you know, an improv sketch comedian
Speaker 1: from Mad TV, most famously Um and this was his
Speaker 1: very first episode. He's gone on to become a successful
Speaker 1: TV director. And but he's not only the director of
Speaker 1: this episode, Donald, but he's the voice of doctor Toilett,
Speaker 1: you and else. You know what else is special about
Speaker 1: this episode? Oh, I already knows what else is special
Speaker 1: about this episode? Caught it. I thought you might have
Speaker 1: missed him. I'm not gonna miss that no way. As
Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I even looked for it. So
Speaker 1: for so my father, who has since passed away, everybody
Speaker 1: and my stepmother came to visit on the day of
Speaker 1: the convention where it's revealed that Elizabeth Banks, the character
Speaker 1: of Kim, is pregnant. And if you look, I wrote
Speaker 1: down the time codes they get featured around ten minutes
Speaker 1: and thirty three seconds, in eleven minutes and five seconds,
Speaker 1: in thirteen minutes and seventeen seconds in if you're curious.
Speaker 1: In the beautiful light blue sweater. That is my father,
Speaker 1: who I miss a lot, and my stepmother's next to him,
Speaker 1: and he just loved the show, and he loved Donald
Speaker 1: and he was so proud of us, and and and
Speaker 1: also you know, as I've said before, I got into
Speaker 1: acting because my father loved acting. My father did community theater.
Speaker 1: So not to not to like, you know, brag about
Speaker 1: my dad, but if you look at his background work,
Speaker 1: he's really killing it and doing a great job. He does.
Speaker 1: He crushes. Not every background not every background person is
Speaker 1: as good as my father. My father sold the hell
Speaker 1: out of attendee at a conference. The thing that got
Speaker 1: me was how young they both look. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it was like wow, you know what I mean. That
Speaker 1: was so it was just so beautiful. I found myself
Speaker 1: this is what happened. The scene happened, and right away
Speaker 1: I said, oh shit, housing this housing this right right,
Speaker 1: And so it comes again and now I'm looking in
Speaker 1: the backgrounds like I know, he's behind us, where is he?
Speaker 1: And then I found him right away. Yeah. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks so handsome. He looks a lot like you know,
Speaker 1: he get used to get literally mistaken for Hugh Heffner.
Speaker 1: He does look like um, a bit like Hugh Hefner.
Speaker 1: He did look like a bit like Hugh Hefner, and
Speaker 1: for the most part, people would come up to him
Speaker 1: and go, I know who you are, and I'll leave
Speaker 1: you alone. Like it was that much. And when one
Speaker 1: time at a one time at a Mets game he
Speaker 1: loved the metson he would go to lots of Mets games.
Speaker 1: I got him seasons tickets, and he one time, instead
Speaker 1: of being like I'm not, I'm not not like the vendor,
Speaker 1: one of the vendors was like, I know who you are,
Speaker 1: but I'll leave you alone. Um, and my dad instead
Speaker 1: of being like no, no, no no, no, he kind of
Speaker 1: pointed at the guy like our little secret. And then
Speaker 1: of course the vendor went on to tell everyone in
Speaker 1: the row that Hugh Hefner was in the section, and
Speaker 1: it got to the point whe people coming down to
Speaker 1: look at him and people and my dad was like,
Speaker 1: we gotta, we gotta move. We can't, we can't stay here,
Speaker 1: because it was like distracting him from the game, so
Speaker 1: he had to move. Do you have any pictures of that,
Speaker 1: like when you were a kid of like people that
Speaker 1: you thought was somebody else and then you took a
Speaker 1: picture with him, and then you look at it now
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh the fuck is this? What do
Speaker 1: you mean? I lost a track about yours. So on
Speaker 1: the internet, there are a lot of pictures of people
Speaker 1: who thought they met Michael Jackson, or thought they met me,
Speaker 1: or thought they met like, you know, all of these
Speaker 1: other celebrities and stuff like that, people who kind of
Speaker 1: favored not look alike look alikes, but favored, uh, these celebrities.
Speaker 1: So I saw one where it's clearly not Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: It is an impersonator, it's not even a but it
Speaker 1: doesn't it's clearly not Michael Jackson. And this kid's got
Speaker 1: his arm around him all geeked. And I guess Mike
Speaker 1: came to the hood in this kid's mind, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, came all the way down to like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I've seen pictures of people
Speaker 1: have sent me d ms saying it was so fun
Speaker 1: hanging out with you tonight. Thanks for the picture. And
Speaker 1: it's somebody else, yeah, one of them. One dude. One
Speaker 1: dude's like literally you could tell at some point these
Speaker 1: people decided to pay for his drink or something, and
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, fucking I'm Donald Fazon, I don't
Speaker 1: And he ran with it. I had this thing with
Speaker 1: Dax where sometimes um people will be like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I just loved we go to prison. What's the Dax's
Speaker 1: movie about prison? Oh? I don't know, Dan, I'll look
Speaker 1: it up, but something he was in some movie like,
Speaker 1: And then I'll always text Dax and be like, just
Speaker 1: so you know, the guy at the hardware store, um,
Speaker 1: last Hollywood loves Let's go to prison. That's the one.
Speaker 1: Let's go to prison. And then I'll be like I
Speaker 1: told him that I Dax do not like it when
Speaker 1: people make eye contact with me. Please refrain from talking
Speaker 1: to me. You should be like you should next time
Speaker 1: somebody does that. You should And you get to the
Speaker 1: no eye contact part, you should first talk about yourself
Speaker 1: in the third person. First of all, das don't take
Speaker 1: and never really do it. But I always tell Dax
Speaker 1: was like that that whomever has mistaken me for him,
Speaker 1: that I was very rude to them and tell them
Speaker 1: that yeah, like third person, like, do not look Dax
Speaker 1: in the eyes. All right. So Elliott is super stoked
Speaker 1: because Schmer and Keith are planning a wedding. Yes, but
Speaker 1: really Elliot's planning the wedding. He says to her two
Speaker 1: months is not out of timely because Elliott has backed
Speaker 1: it into a church reservation she's made for many, many years.
Speaker 1: And all Elliott hears in when Keith says two months
Speaker 1: is not of time is go ahead and do whatever
Speaker 1: you want, regardless of what I say. And she's off
Speaker 1: to the races, planning her wedding within two months. Yes, um,
Speaker 1: you say something like refeeing up. Um, Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: JD can't stop thinking about Elliott. Yes, well, you know
Speaker 1: that happen when when you know, you might think you're
Speaker 1: over someone and then you hear that they're engaged or
Speaker 1: they had a baby, and you're like, oh shit, it's
Speaker 1: harder now, you know, Yeah, I know, well they have
Speaker 1: a baby. What do you mean, Well, no, no, I
Speaker 1: mean like a shit ton of responsibility at that point.
Speaker 1: So you know, he's caught feelings because you know, shit's
Speaker 1: getting real with Keith, real, real, real, real, Like well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's marriage real, that's that's crazy. So to take his
Speaker 1: mind off a thing, Turk invites Jad to Phoenix to
Speaker 1: a surgical uh conference right in uh where there's gonna
Speaker 1: be chicks, there's gonna be food, it's gonna be drink.
Speaker 1: They can do all of their little jokes that they've
Speaker 1: wanted to do. You can go on a wacky adventure.
Speaker 1: And we do a joke about how when you when
Speaker 1: in films, when you crane up and the car's going
Speaker 1: off in the distance, you can still hear people talking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well the car is off screen and now it's just
Speaker 1: now it's just a picture of a parking lot. They're
Speaker 1: still talking and turcast to go pee and they just left.
Speaker 1: But before that, we have a basic instinct too. Joke
Speaker 1: where JD shows that he used movie phone for those
Speaker 1: of you who are too young to know. And it's amazing,
Speaker 1: you guys, that we have listeners who are too young
Speaker 1: to know what movie phone. I appreciate. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: this right now. I appreciate those listeners. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you for going what the heck is movie phone?
Speaker 1: I appreciate you for not knowing what the facts machine
Speaker 1: sounds like. I appreciate the modem dialing up. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: appreciate you for that. I appreciate you. Will certain Danil
Speaker 1: will insert a old school modem dialing up noise here.
Speaker 1: This is how we used to connect to the yes
Speaker 1: beginnings of the internet music to my ears. But we
Speaker 1: used to call for those of you who don't know
Speaker 1: to find out movie times before the internet on a landline.
Speaker 1: You'd call on online from a landline, and I knew
Speaker 1: a pretty good impression of the guy. You're ready, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you know the name of the movie, you'd like
Speaker 1: to see pros. That's pretty good, right, Yeah? And then
Speaker 1: remember when they made it so that you had to
Speaker 1: type the first three letters yes, And then he would
Speaker 1: be like if you selected arrow, oh yeah, he would
Speaker 1: do like the tone of the movie, he'd be like,
Speaker 1: you have selected die Hard or you have selected up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have selected yeah. Like if it was an up movie,
Speaker 1: if it was a comedy, he'd do a little twist.
Speaker 1: If it was a dark movie, he'd go down. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wonder what he would do for like romantic comedy
Speaker 1: just or not? Can't be a comedy, just like romance movies.
Speaker 1: Maybe like you have selected When Harry Met Sally. That's
Speaker 1: one of my favorite movies of all time. Man, it's
Speaker 1: a classic. It's one of my favorite. Anyway, that guy
Speaker 1: owned the compan the little tribute for you. I did
Speaker 1: not know that, Yeah, I did not know that anyway.
Speaker 1: So that's how we used to find out. If I
Speaker 1: did not know that, Press one. If you know the
Speaker 1: name of the movie you'd like to see. Press one.
Speaker 1: For a list of other movies, Press two, or to
Speaker 1: browse or to brood let the third one, or to
Speaker 1: browse through a current list of movie through a current
Speaker 1: list of movies that are out. Please anyway. So JD
Speaker 1: is calling to look up Basic Instinct two and which
Speaker 1: I've never seen. Have any of you seen Basic Instinct two?
Speaker 1: I don't think the people that were in Basic Instinct
Speaker 1: too Basic Instinct too well. The only reason anyone saw
Speaker 1: Basic Instinct one was because it was very controversial um
Speaker 1: and got a dynamite cast Tod. I'm just saying, you
Speaker 1: cannot basically minimize you cannot minimize the controversy of the
Speaker 1: Vagina Shop, which was which hadn't been done in an
Speaker 1: R rated movie. But it was a closeup of a
Speaker 1: vagina as her. It wasn't a close up. Oh, it
Speaker 1: wasn't close upould have been just vagina labia, pure labia.
Speaker 1: I thought that's what it was. No, it was a
Speaker 1: shot of her sinning and she was at a skirt
Speaker 1: on and she had her legs crossed, and then she
Speaker 1: uncrossed her legs to reveal to the detectives who are
Speaker 1: interrogating her her labia MAJORA and um. And then she
Speaker 1: crossed her legs again, and it was very titilating and
Speaker 1: very taboo for an R rated movie. Taboo. Hold on now,
Speaker 1: when you say tittilating meaning your nipples got aroused, No,
Speaker 1: tittilating means arousing, right, Tonald Right, dw Yeah indeed, but
Speaker 1: but I mean that might be a side effect. Maybe Yeah,
Speaker 1: a side effect might be your nipples getting hard, But
Speaker 1: tittilating means arousing. It was naughty, it was provocative, It
Speaker 1: made things shift. Did you see this movie as a kid?
Speaker 1: I think I did. I'm sure I shifted. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was so many I'm going to say something right now,
Speaker 1: I've never seen Basic Instinct. Oh, well you can. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you can YouTube the scene. Do you think it's
Speaker 1: still as provocative as it was back then? It's still
Speaker 1: a young Sharon Stone looking like a knockout showing her
Speaker 1: lady of MAJORA. Wow, I've seen a lot of Sharon
Speaker 1: Stone movies. It was actually a good movie, I think, right,
Speaker 1: Daniel I don't remember. Yeah, absolutely, I mean I think
Speaker 1: it's a pretty widely regarded, like decent movie. It was.
Speaker 1: It was Paul Verhoeven, I think right, it was What's
Speaker 1: the One? What's the One? With Michael Douglas and Bid Attraction? Yes,
Speaker 1: when I was a good movie. That's a scary movie.
Speaker 1: That's a good movie. I recommend that I have a funny.
Speaker 1: Oh y'all out there, who think I have a funny,
Speaker 1: this is what could happen. I have a funny anecdote
Speaker 1: about that movie. We were. I were Lauren as you know,
Speaker 1: I went to high school Lauren Hill and I have
Speaker 1: a memory we were all the same constants together, and
Speaker 1: somehow it came up, um the discussion in high school like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, don't go see certain movies with your parents,
Speaker 1: Who'll be so embarrassed. And I remember Lauren Hill telling
Speaker 1: the anecdote that she had gone to see Fatal Attraction
Speaker 1: with her mother. Oh my gosh, which is a very
Speaker 1: sexual movie. And you certainly wouldn't want to be sitting
Speaker 1: next to your mother while watch him. Dude. One of
Speaker 1: my because it's a random anager that popped in my
Speaker 1: head when I thought of that movie. That's great because
Speaker 1: this popped in my head because of that, because of
Speaker 1: you know how popular mister T was when the A
Speaker 1: Team came out. Right, he did a movie called DC Cab.
Speaker 1: Did you see DC Cab? I think it was like
Speaker 1: his only movie shot, right, No, he was in Rocky
Speaker 1: three two. Man. Oh, I'm sorry, of course, but like
Speaker 1: he didn't get outside of Rocky three. I don't think
Speaker 1: he had that many shots. One of them, DC Cab
Speaker 1: was Cab. Sorry, And there's a scene where they go
Speaker 1: into the strip club in the movie. And we I
Speaker 1: was very young when it came out, and the way
Speaker 1: we sold it to this dude's mom was that mister
Speaker 1: T is in the movie. It's there's mister T. There's
Speaker 1: no way he'd ever do a movie. That's yeah, mister
Speaker 1: T was very wholesome. Right, We go to the movie
Speaker 1: and the strip scene happens, and she tells us to
Speaker 1: cover our eyes. Who's your friend's mom? Yeah? Did you
Speaker 1: do it? Come on, buddy? Yeah, man, I watched that
Speaker 1: whole show. I was like, oh, ass, Titti's no vagina
Speaker 1: but thong titty. I was yeah. I remember being like
Speaker 1: holy shit. I remember at one point because at one point,
Speaker 1: some girl comes out and she just has on a
Speaker 1: towel and uh, the person grabs the towel. I think it.
Speaker 1: I think it's even what's his name that does it? Uh,
Speaker 1: that's this is his scene. Uh, Gary Busey, who's one
Speaker 1: of the stars in this movie. Hep he ripped the towel,
Speaker 1: including mister T. Yeah, mister T. Gary Busey rips the
Speaker 1: towel off the stripper and she's standing in the street
Speaker 1: yelling at them in the middle of DC butt naked,
Speaker 1: and I just remember being like, oh shit, and my
Speaker 1: you know, saying that out loud, and my friend's mom
Speaker 1: being like, oh my god, what's your mouth? Before she
Speaker 1: was in over her head to us only it was wholesome.
Speaker 1: She had to go and tell my mom what was
Speaker 1: in the movie. After the boys have seen some titties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've seen some things, Shirley, surely. I remember walking to
Speaker 1: my parents room. We didn't have a cable. We had
Speaker 1: a thing in Jersey called WHT. You never heard of that?
Speaker 1: WHOA do you remember WHT? Oh? They played porn on
Speaker 1: WHT on WHT? Yes they did, well, okay, maybe late night.
Speaker 1: I was I was very young and but we didn't
Speaker 1: get cable in my town for some reason. But for
Speaker 1: some reason, the only thing we got was like the
Speaker 1: early HBO um was this box and you couldn't get
Speaker 1: Maybe it came to the phone line. I don't know
Speaker 1: how it worked, but we had ht WHT was eight
Speaker 1: was the equivalent of HBO. It was just like HBO Rush,
Speaker 1: but this was like for some reason, my town didn't
Speaker 1: get a normal cable and so it's all we had,
Speaker 1: and they were all rated movies. My bad. Let me
Speaker 1: let me say one thing just to just to before
Speaker 1: you go into it. HBO came in a cable box.
Speaker 1: WHT you had to order through something. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was a phone or something, a separate thing,
Speaker 1: but it was something completely different. There was a box, right,
Speaker 1: but there was the WHT box and then there was
Speaker 1: the the whatever the cable box. All we had was WHT.
Speaker 1: And I remember my brother, older brother was allowed to
Speaker 1: be in my It was only in my parents room,
Speaker 1: and he was allowed to be in there watching al
Speaker 1: rated movies. And I walk in and he's watching stripes
Speaker 1: number stripes of course, and there's a big mud wrestling
Speaker 1: naked mud wrestling scene. Bill Murray yeah, and I and
Speaker 1: I walk in and I'm like, He goes, You're not
Speaker 1: allowed to be in here, being like the tough older brother,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yes, I am. And he's like this
Speaker 1: is an already, You're not allowed to be in your
Speaker 1: get out and I was like, it's not our And
Speaker 1: then he goes up to the TV where the mudresting
Speaker 1: scene was happening. He goes, really, what are these kick
Speaker 1: me out? It was like it was like the prosecution,
Speaker 1: the prosecution rested. I was like, those are titties? Man?
Speaker 1: Which brother? Was it? Gosh? I had I had nothing
Speaker 1: left to say those yeah turning kick kick what is it? Kick?
Speaker 1: Mud rocks? Kick rocks? All right? Back to the show. Um,
Speaker 1: we come back and so we go to say she
Speaker 1: didn't even show her over JJ and I see it's
Speaker 1: it's on the DVD extras labeled Vagina Right. Why are
Speaker 1: we inside with shades on? We're just trying to look cool.
Speaker 1: By the way, for those of you who follow who
Speaker 1: like trivia and scrubs wiki things, you'll notice that the
Speaker 1: lobby of our Phoenix Hotel is the same place where
Speaker 1: we held the TCW funeral home. It's also the formers
Speaker 1: of Sportsman's Lodge. Sportsman's Lodge in Hollywood, it's not there anymore,
Speaker 1: not in Hollywood. In the valley. Sorry, in the valley
Speaker 1: they tore down. Uh they built a new one. I
Speaker 1: think I know there's a I know there's an Air
Speaker 1: one over there. If you ever want to buy expensive
Speaker 1: but good food, go to Air one. There you go.
Speaker 1: That's donald for with a free Air one player. And
Speaker 1: when I mean expensive, I mean you know how whole
Speaker 1: food just hold checks. This motherfucker will take your house.
Speaker 1: I know people not in LA probably don't know what
Speaker 1: it is, or you've influencers are always like posting that
Speaker 1: they're there. It's it's it's beautiful, but it's the food
Speaker 1: is amazing too. It's it's beautiful, but it's stupid expensive.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something ain't not in Like strawberries
Speaker 1: from Air one. Yeah, Like people are always you can
Speaker 1: look online and people posting like the dumbest shit they'll find,
Speaker 1: like bone broth one hundred dollars. Yeah, ridiculous. But anyway
Speaker 1: back to my point, Um, if you like um little
Speaker 1: scrubs Wicky trivia like that, Um, that's the same lobby
Speaker 1: where we did tasty Komo wife's husband's funeral and Amy
Speaker 1: Smart and I Mac in the closet. There's something else
Speaker 1: that was there. Also that Spiller directed the episode. I'm
Speaker 1: sure we used it a bunch. Is like generic Big Big.
Speaker 1: You could see it in so many movies. Also, I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's a go too. And then this is my
Speaker 1: favorite part of the television show, Old MC shows up. Wait, sorry,
Speaker 1: does Old MC come before Kelso and his posse's strut in?
Speaker 1: And Kelso says, me and my fellow chiefs of medicine
Speaker 1: gonna tear this bitch up. That was funny. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: and then Kelso walking around with the bottle glued to
Speaker 1: his face for the rest of the episode was hilarious too,
Speaker 1: and was very funny in this episode, very funny. You
Speaker 1: could tell he was having fun. Yeah, okay, so yes,
Speaker 1: Old MC. Now explain to me. I had to look
Speaker 1: it up to see if this really wasn't really Young MC.
Speaker 1: It's not. It's an actor. No, it's an actor playing right,
Speaker 1: So Daniel, if you could, I'll look it up. I
Speaker 1: happened to just look it up, so I'll look it
Speaker 1: up for you. So hold on, let's shout him out
Speaker 1: Leon Simmons Junior played Old Young MC. So Leon Simmons
Speaker 1: Junior who played Old MC. Yeah, the Young MC impersonator
Speaker 1: a conventions at conventions was cast because we asked Young
Speaker 1: MC to do the show. He didn't want to do
Speaker 1: it because he didn't want to play himself. He wanted
Speaker 1: to play somebody else and he probably wouldn't say his
Speaker 1: catchphrase bust to move, because that's always extra. We learned
Speaker 1: from JC in Good Times that's saying Dino Light was extra.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's the I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: the case. I don't because I don't think that's his catchphrase.
Speaker 1: But we learned that. He was like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: play myself. I'll play anybody else. And we were like,
Speaker 1: but the joke is right, and he's like no. So somehow, Bill,
Speaker 1: the genius that he is, created Old m C. Old
Speaker 1: MC is in the world of Scrubs, a Young MC
Speaker 1: impersonator only at conventions. Only at conventions. He makes that
Speaker 1: convention money. But he's really freaking He's like and he
Speaker 1: does his job well. He'll sit at the bar with
Speaker 1: you and say, bust to move. That's all he'll say.
Speaker 1: That's it. Till the end. Till the end when Jad
Speaker 1: finally has another you have a problem, sir. But Jad
Speaker 1: takes his advice and busts to move right on out
Speaker 1: of the Jady goes against Turk's advice to stay and
Speaker 1: deal with this new surprise instead busts to move back
Speaker 1: to the hospital. Right. Okay, So to this day, Leon
Speaker 1: and I have played golf together. Oh really, you know, dude,
Speaker 1: we run into each other at the golf course and
Speaker 1: played around at Van Eye's golf course. It's a little executive, uh,
Speaker 1: a couple of times and have waved to each other.
Speaker 1: I want to get him a shout out. He did
Speaker 1: a great job on this man. It was funny just
Speaker 1: with his facial expressions alone, because you know, saying bust
Speaker 1: to move over and over and over again can get old,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, No pun intended, and he
Speaker 1: found a way to make it. Well. We are riffs
Speaker 1: to him. Are so funny When I'm like you, bust
Speaker 1: to move, You're the one who should be busting moves. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're so geeked. Oh my god, did Young MC have
Speaker 1: other hit songs other than bust to Move? Don't just
Speaker 1: send that bust to move you move it, you got it?
Speaker 1: Got it? I think that's it? Okad wild thing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my god, remember funky cold Medina. But one of these
Speaker 1: one of the one of these things are the same.
Speaker 1: One of these things were like, wasn't it the same? Nope,
Speaker 1: never mind, I want to give you a piece of
Speaker 1: funky cold Meadina. Just be putting on the young kids
Speaker 1: should know what is funky coldmandina? Nobody knows, I think,
Speaker 1: but it's it isn't an aphrodisiac. I think so it's
Speaker 1: a drink. Oh, it's a drink. And I think it's
Speaker 1: an app and got a boar, aren't. I'm looking for smac.
Speaker 1: But like Lake Jaggers said, I can't get no satisfact
Speaker 1: I can't get no ram. But none of them want
Speaker 1: to get with me. All right for thirty seconds, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think. Is I recall the lyrics? Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of the lyrics something about it being an apphrodisiac. Right,
Speaker 1: you're right, yes, it is that. We talked about this
Speaker 1: already on the show. No we didn't, Yeah we did.
Speaker 1: Did we ever bring on funky Colmandina because Elizabeth Banks
Speaker 1: character die of something died of a funk from a
Speaker 1: funky Comadina which coina. No, she hasn't died yet, she's pregnant. No,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Is somebody that she knew died from
Speaker 1: a funky coma. I don't remember, and it's only like
Speaker 1: twenty ago. I don't. I need Joel here. Joel's not
Speaker 1: here today, but I need her to confirm that. We
Speaker 1: go ahead, Dann, what is it? Long story short, You're right.
Speaker 1: A funky colmadina is a is a afrodisiac kind of liquid. Yes,
Speaker 1: basically tone locus. Samuel on the other side of the
Speaker 1: club watching all these girls hang with this no name
Speaker 1: chump and he's like, what's the deal, and he's like,
Speaker 1: funky cole meadina. Oh okay, I'm not No, we're gonna
Speaker 1: say a quick break. We'll be right back, my honky
Speaker 1: and we're bad. Were bad? Eat these bowls? Zach okay um.
Speaker 1: So Elliot's inviting everyone to her and is it her wedding?
Speaker 1: And yeah, she's handing out invitations and she diss Colonel doctor,
Speaker 1: Colonel doctor really badly. Poor girl doctor, poor doctor, poor
Speaker 1: coleman Slovsky. Yeah, that was a rough moment for Colonel Doctor.
Speaker 1: Probably one of his one of the lowest moments in
Speaker 1: the series for a colonel doctor. Yeah, um, she'd we
Speaker 1: learned that she's been planning the wedding for ten years.
Speaker 1: She has a giant album of collage and plans, and
Speaker 1: you know, I imagine that there are a lot of
Speaker 1: people out there who have been planning their weddings since
Speaker 1: they were children. Yeah, I'm sure. Um, I don't know
Speaker 1: to the extent that Elliott has. She already has the
Speaker 1: font in her mind what she wants. Uh, she went
Speaker 1: to calligraphy camp to who really gets to know and
Speaker 1: when and when Keith gets the font wrong, she she
Speaker 1: quickly does the perfect good calligraphy on his chest. Yes,
Speaker 1: the janitor has now taken the role of chief of medicine.
Speaker 1: He even asked, which was great. He asks everybody in
Speaker 1: the hospital, Hey, look, Kelso's gone, which and I can't
Speaker 1: freaking do my role playing thing that I do with
Speaker 1: Warhammer or something like that, because he bought a real
Speaker 1: warhammer to it to session to a DND session. So
Speaker 1: he fucked he fucked up the table when he threw
Speaker 1: it down on the table, and he's like, I need
Speaker 1: to get my pay and they're like, can He's like,
Speaker 1: can I play the chief of medicine? And the whole
Speaker 1: hospital is like, yeah, go for it. Man. Little do
Speaker 1: they know his role playing turns out to be one
Speaker 1: of the best things that's ever happened to the hospital. Right.
Speaker 1: He's he's somehow figured out a way to get children's
Speaker 1: daycare going on there. Yep. Uh. The ultimately Ted's happy
Speaker 1: to go to work every morning. Yep, Ted's happy. He
Speaker 1: makes Ted facts a whole book. He ultimately brings in
Speaker 1: doctor Toilet. Now, let's get to this freaking fantasy. Let's
Speaker 1: get to this fantasy about Roger Toilet. The fucking Toilet's
Speaker 1: name is Roger. Yes. Now, Roger in this fantasy is
Speaker 1: a working doctor at the hospital. Yes, And he's a colleague. Yes.
Speaker 1: And I have to have an uncomfortable conversation with him
Speaker 1: because even though he's a toilet, he is a working
Speaker 1: doctor at the hospital. And I shot him down his throat,
Speaker 1: shut down his throat, and it's played totally straight, and
Speaker 1: I have an earnest conversation with him. JD shut down
Speaker 1: his throat while he was taking a nap too, So no, No,
Speaker 1: that's what's fucked up is that's when it starts off
Speaker 1: as he was like, you know you say, you say
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you were a real toilet. I mean,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you were a doctor. I thought
Speaker 1: you were something like that because you were like He
Speaker 1: was like, I was taking a nap and you were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know because you didn't respond. Made you
Speaker 1: sit on top of him, and he's like, you didn't respond.
Speaker 1: You didn't think I was responding. I was yelling while
Speaker 1: you were taking your number two down my throat and
Speaker 1: you go and JD says, oh, I thought that was
Speaker 1: me my defense, Roger, I thought those noises were coming
Speaker 1: from me. That is some twisted ship, unintended. And then
Speaker 1: at the fantasy ends with him taking another nap, he
Speaker 1: says to his assistant, hold on my calls, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take any leans back in his chair, and then you
Speaker 1: see j D sneaking in with the newspaper. He's like,
Speaker 1: there are sixty seven toilets in this hospital. Why don't
Speaker 1: you use one that's not an actual doctor? That was
Speaker 1: what dude, listen, I'm not just a friend. Oh gosh.
Speaker 1: Some of the best, some of the best fantasies just
Speaker 1: to break him down, the fact that the toilet somehow
Speaker 1: formed consciousness, and then decided he might just love that.
Speaker 1: Bill decided that it should all be played totally straight.
Speaker 1: It's just as though you're talking to a fellow doctor, right,
Speaker 1: and you shit down his throat. Yeah, Mike McDonald again,
Speaker 1: the voice of the toilet. Yeah. Um, so Cox, that
Speaker 1: was cool? When Cox clever? When when Cox in the
Speaker 1: cafeteria with Elliott gets in her head and he says,
Speaker 1: you're only with Keith because you want to get married.
Speaker 1: You're not with Keith because he's your true, you know,
Speaker 1: life partner, you you if And he does this thing
Speaker 1: where he eliminates all the options. You know, the men
Speaker 1: are to old, the guys who were gay, the the
Speaker 1: guys who were creepy. Uh is ted, and Ted tries
Speaker 1: to leap to not disappear, and he says about he
Speaker 1: says about Mickhead, the guy who just the guy who
Speaker 1: beat the murder rap for killing his wife. Yeah, everyone
Speaker 1: disappears except Keith. So Cox really gets in her head
Speaker 1: and she realizes maybe he's right, Maybe she's just getting
Speaker 1: married to get married, and Keith isn't really the one,
Speaker 1: He's just a placeholder. Okay. So now, what is this beef?
Speaker 1: Because it seems to be going on forever. And there's
Speaker 1: another thing that I don't understand because it happens in
Speaker 1: this scene. Also, Dude, he calls me Gandhi, he calls
Speaker 1: you random girls names. He calls Sarah Barbarbie yeah. He
Speaker 1: calls Keith Keith, Yeah about it. He calls Keith Keith.
Speaker 1: How does does Keith have more respect? Or you could
Speaker 1: look at it the other way that like he gives
Speaker 1: so little fox about Keith that he doesn't even have
Speaker 1: time to come up with one of his witty nicknames.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I just remember in camp, you know,
Speaker 1: there were like the cool kids got nicknames, and like
Speaker 1: I remember me and my friend and so badly wanted
Speaker 1: nick names because like all the older cool kids had
Speaker 1: nicknames and they gave like me a nickname, and he
Speaker 1: didn't get one. And I was like, oh shit, Psyched
Speaker 1: have nickname. But I feel bad for my buddy because
Speaker 1: he didn't get a nickname. Oh my gosh, musical theater camp. Um,
Speaker 1: what was your nickname? I don't even remember. I know
Speaker 1: you're gonna ask. It's probably something like Javert. Yeah, brush
Speaker 1: Kim is pregnant. How fucked up is this? I mean,
Speaker 1: let's just play this is be real about it. If
Speaker 1: this happened in real life, this is the most fucked
Speaker 1: up thing in the world. Oh dude, Yeah, look man,
Speaker 1: so this is what happens. I can't stop thinking about Pippin.
Speaker 1: Pipp Who is he playing? Pippin? That was your nickname?
Speaker 1: All right, I'm done? All right? What shows you in?
Speaker 1: All right? So what are your thoughts on Kim lying
Speaker 1: about carrying my child? Fucked up? Dude, that's fucked up.
Speaker 1: And it happens, you know what I mean. It happens
Speaker 1: all the time. Uh, and you know, really it happens.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it happens. But that's so fucked up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it is fucked up. But you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: especially especially in a world where this guy would have
Speaker 1: been a good father who showed up. Whoa, it's not
Speaker 1: it would have been someone who would have been a
Speaker 1: bad influence or would have been a bad father. This
Speaker 1: is a guy who, with all his flaws, would have
Speaker 1: showed up and provided financial help and would have been
Speaker 1: an amazing daddy even if they weren't together. But it
Speaker 1: would have been a good relationship too, because even when
Speaker 1: they when they broke up, they didn't break up because
Speaker 1: of because of not getting along. They broke up because
Speaker 1: she took a job far away, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I know, but it's really fucked up. I mean, like
Speaker 1: just I'm just saying, outside the world of a comedic
Speaker 1: television show, I just find it really fucked up that
Speaker 1: someone would do that. It happens, well, I'm sure it
Speaker 1: does happen, but that's that's tragic. And I was. I
Speaker 1: was sad for j D because even though you know
Speaker 1: Kim might not have been the one for him, ultimately,
Speaker 1: you know that you can tell that JD's going to
Speaker 1: be an awesome dad and and he was genuinely shocked,
Speaker 1: as we all would be. Yeah, I was. I remember
Speaker 1: when we shot that and I hadn't read the script
Speaker 1: and she stepped out with a pregnant belly, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, she's pregnant. Still, Donald, I'll found
Speaker 1: out along with the audience. He had no idea. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I found out when we were shooting, so a little
Speaker 1: bit of earlier than yeah, But that was funny. Remember
Speaker 1: when we're air groping or air grope, I go her
Speaker 1: boobs look bigger, right, and yeah, I go hold on,
Speaker 1: let me check. And I'm like the line up the
Speaker 1: camera with my hands and I'm like, yeah, they're bigger,
Speaker 1: and you got you join in. You're like, well you
Speaker 1: tell me I could do it. And I look at
Speaker 1: you like okay, because I didn't want an air grope
Speaker 1: unless I got the okay, Yeah, I gave you. I
Speaker 1: gave you permission. I didn't have the airgro um. They
Speaker 1: don't have Apple teenis at the bar, but they have
Speaker 1: peach teenies and I say that that's a little foofy
Speaker 1: for my taste. Yeah, they've cost a line peaches too
Speaker 1: much peach. I feel like peach usually that's the good drink,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like just any peach to
Speaker 1: drink though, right, like when it like peach iced tea
Speaker 1: that snapples peachy. I used to drink that. It's probably
Speaker 1: four thousand calories, but leased to drink that was tasty
Speaker 1: peach snapple iced tea. Yeah, not giving it a shout out.
Speaker 1: Not giving it a shout out because it's probably a
Speaker 1: cup of sugar. We'll find out right now, dawn, how
Speaker 1: much sugar is in a standard old school bottle of
Speaker 1: peach Snapple iced tea. Snap Snapple peach tea has forty grams,
Speaker 1: which is seventy nine percent of your daily intake. And
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. It's forty total sugars and forty
Speaker 1: grams of added sugars. And those are the ones that
Speaker 1: will really get it. It's not. Now, what's the coke?
Speaker 1: What's a real what's a regular coke? Can of coke?
Speaker 1: Nutrition facts? It's like thirty nine sugars and then it's like,
Speaker 1: but it's like thirty seven percent ad grams of sugar. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's no international value at all in coke. It's just sugar.
Speaker 1: It is thirty nine grams, so less one less one
Speaker 1: gram less than a can of coke. And then how
Speaker 1: much of it is added? There's no added, there's nothing.
Speaker 1: Coke isn't real. At least peach iced tea has no
Speaker 1: I've read the back of a coke recently because I
Speaker 1: love Coca cola. Listen, it's my favorite drink. And do
Speaker 1: you drink real Coke's drink a little too much of it.
Speaker 1: It's thirty yeah, well a twelve ounce a twelve ounce
Speaker 1: can of coke is thirty nine grams of added sugars
Speaker 1: and a and a. How big is this? This is
Speaker 1: o sixteen ounce of sneap snap sneeple Snapple. Pha's tea
Speaker 1: has forty grams. So like, I used to drink that
Speaker 1: ship when I was a kid. Love it? I do. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you. I love Coca Cola.
Speaker 1: That's one that is my only Uh, It's just such
Speaker 1: a waste of calories. It's a stupid yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: only like I don't drink a lot of booze anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't drink a lot of anything anymore. The one
Speaker 1: thing I do enjoy is Coca Cola, but it will
Speaker 1: be the death of you if you drink it every day.
Speaker 1: That is, everybody likes a little ass flay, don't that's
Speaker 1: another thing that you like. So um, back to the show.
Speaker 1: It's not just me. Everybody likes it. Everybody likes a
Speaker 1: little ass plate dude. Okay, listen, plus to move. You
Speaker 1: have a problem. So we're almost to the end. Um.
Speaker 1: Jordan is the one who finally told Cox to cut
Speaker 1: it out and be nice to Elliott, and that makes
Speaker 1: Cox come round and say, I can't believe I can
Speaker 1: still get in your head like this, um, but he
Speaker 1: loves the fact that he could still do it. Yes,
Speaker 1: but pretty much tells her you know, you know her
Speaker 1: him telling her that that Jordan put him up to it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't tell her, yeah he does. He lies. He says,
Speaker 1: Jordan told me to do this right before he No,
Speaker 1: it's a flashback. He goes, He goes, She goes, why
Speaker 1: are you telling you this? And we flashed to Jordan
Speaker 1: being like, stop fucking fucking. She calls her stick stop
Speaker 1: fucking with sticks and stop messing with sticks and that,
Speaker 1: and then we cut back and he goes, and I
Speaker 1: totally did this on my own volition in so many words,
Speaker 1: got it, I'm about to say, because if he would
Speaker 1: have said that, that would have totally sabotaged the situation,
Speaker 1: which he already did. He's already put the doubt. Once
Speaker 1: the doubt sets in, dude, it's a rap. That's how
Speaker 1: it goes. Well, he fucked with her, and then so
Speaker 1: I walk in and she goes, JD, do you think
Speaker 1: I'm making a mistake? Marying Keith? And before I can answer,
Speaker 1: Kim shows up and she's like, Jdi, why did you leave?
Speaker 1: And there we have the classic love triangle done done Dune.
Speaker 1: I can that that sound effect him? Well, let me
Speaker 1: ask let me ask you a question. Go ahead. So
Speaker 1: the practical thing is to get with Kim. Obviously the
Speaker 1: right thing. I don't know, how do you probably put
Speaker 1: this without sounding like, so your heart is your heart
Speaker 1: would be like, I want to be with Elliott. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the right thing to do is to be with Kim.
Speaker 1: I think that's right. I think that term right is
Speaker 1: not that it's wrong. It's the wrong term. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's right because she's done one of the biggest
Speaker 1: betrayals Jad's probably will ever have in his entire life.
Speaker 1: She can't be trusted, she's she's she does something that's
Speaker 1: I think fucking sociopathic. And um. And also we know
Speaker 1: spoilers that he's truly in love with Elliott. She's the one.
Speaker 1: Well we don't know that yet, We don't know that now,
Speaker 1: but he's wrestling with it, and we we the audience
Speaker 1: at this point in the show don't know it, but
Speaker 1: we but we know in hindsight. Um, And so I
Speaker 1: think that it's not I think you can't make decisions
Speaker 1: based on you know, life is so short. You have
Speaker 1: to make choices that are you know, responsible choices, but
Speaker 1: also choices that are you don't marry someone. Um, well,
Speaker 1: there's not in love with there's a moral, there's a moral.
Speaker 1: There's a more obligation to take care of the child
Speaker 1: now that he knows it's his, of course, which I
Speaker 1: think we all know JD will do. There's a moral
Speaker 1: obligation to be in the child's life, which I'm sure
Speaker 1: we all know JD will do. But to now say, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm going to marry you out of obligation, I think
Speaker 1: is wrong and he feels betrayed by her. I want
Speaker 1: to give you a couple Yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 1: A couple of scrubs wicky things. The guest is we
Speaker 1: have a guest here, but scrubs Wicki things. Elliot says
Speaker 1: she wanted flourished Italic as the lettering on the wedding invitations.
Speaker 1: Yet the letterings she tells Keith that it should look
Speaker 1: like is copperplate. Oh boy, that's the level of detail
Speaker 1: and scrubs wicky. This week nobody cares Trevor. Trevor went deep.
Speaker 1: Elliot says that she was there the church for the
Speaker 1: third weekend in July ever since she was nineteen. But
Speaker 1: in season three episode My Journey, she says that she
Speaker 1: booked her wedding for April twenty fifth, two thousand and six.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares sever and here you go. This is when
Speaker 1: you'll like. The original air date of this episode was
Speaker 1: May tenth, two thousand and seven. Coincidentally, Donald drum Roll
Speaker 1: Daniel Timpany, May tenth is the real young MC's birthday. Wow. Wow, Wow,
Speaker 1: it was all planned. We had we were we were
Speaker 1: trying to give him the dopeest birthday present ever. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and he didn't want it. All right. Should we take
Speaker 1: a breakdown and we'll come back with a guest. All right,
Speaker 1: we's gonna break here and we're come back with a
Speaker 1: really fun guest. I have no idea who it is.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. We'll be back, we'll tank forever.
Speaker 1: We're back, all right, Daniel, you're in charge of the guests. Yes,
Speaker 1: do you know what's happening? No? Okay, great, Joel gave
Speaker 1: us a guest and then couldn't be here. But there.
Speaker 1: You have no idea who this is. Indeed, Joel's taking
Speaker 1: a lot of days off. Yea, I know. Well, one
Speaker 1: time she had COVID. Now I think she's just she's
Speaker 1: going and doing that New Girl. Okay, Oh is she
Speaker 1: now girling? No, I'll be so betrayed. Nope, that's later today.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you on the New Girl podcast too?
Speaker 1: I am? Do you talk on it? No, I'm wanting
Speaker 1: just for us. They don't care about my voice. Just
Speaker 1: Joell talk on it. We both asked the same question
Speaker 1: the only the only time they ever throwed it as
Speaker 1: as if they have a specific question about something that's
Speaker 1: happening in the script or whatever. They played this game
Speaker 1: called True American, and sometimes they're like, wait, what are
Speaker 1: we doing here? That's about it? And then are you
Speaker 1: guys on the podcast talking? No? I mean, like very
Speaker 1: occasionally if something needs to be clarified and I deem
Speaker 1: that that clarification is worth putting into the edit. But
Speaker 1: other than that, Now, Daniel, every time you talk on
Speaker 1: that podcast, I die a little inside. I'll adjust my voice,
Speaker 1: so it's not easy. I was gonna tell Siegel he
Speaker 1: should do a How I Met Your Mother? Podcast? Are
Speaker 1: they not? I don't know if anyone is, but I
Speaker 1: don't think Jason's involved. But until I'm seeing him for
Speaker 1: the last time tonight on doing the show, I should
Speaker 1: mention it, enjoy it. Who would he do it with?
Speaker 1: Though him and Neil past I'm great with him and
Speaker 1: Neil Patrick arisby a great show. I mean I don't
Speaker 1: know the show that well, but I'm sure the fans
Speaker 1: would love it. That would be really amazing it all right,
Speaker 1: y'a already yes, bringing the call play the song in.
Speaker 1: We got a call game. You can talk star show dudes,
Speaker 1: you know, like a Bota spoke maybe talking about the episode.
Speaker 1: So come on, let's get the ladies and gentlemen. Give
Speaker 1: it up for Josh funny Man. Can you hear me? Yes, Josh,
Speaker 1: we can hear you. Get loud with play awesome. Hi,
Speaker 1: Josh funny Man, Oh my god, what's going on? I'm
Speaker 1: very wonderful. Oh my god. It's actually a fun of them.
Speaker 1: But that's fine. I would you stand up. People think
Speaker 1: it's a terrible stage name. I came up with a
Speaker 1: terrible real name. Welcome to the podcast. We're very excited
Speaker 1: to have you. Usually we we we make some assumptions
Speaker 1: on who the guest is by what's on their walls.
Speaker 1: I can only see that you might like Red wine well,
Speaker 1: or or or it's hot because the fan is yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hot. Where are you calling from, Josh, I'm called
Speaker 1: from to Topless, Illinois. And if you haven't heard of it,
Speaker 1: that's fine. No one has um okay, and you're a
Speaker 1: stand up comedian by profession. Uh, I wish it didn't
Speaker 1: quite pay the bills yet. So I work in a factory.
Speaker 1: What do you yeah, what kind of red law? Mister biscuits? Donald?
Speaker 1: Have you been to the red lobster in a while?
Speaker 1: I haven't been red lobster in a while, but I
Speaker 1: do know them biscuits are good or red lobster. So
Speaker 1: you make the biscuits for all the red lobsters across
Speaker 1: the world, the frozen ones that you can buy it
Speaker 1: like Walmart? Oh? Okay? Nice? And do you like them?
Speaker 1: Do you eat them yourself? Oh? You know they're fine?
Speaker 1: Did you get you get used to us? Speaking of
Speaker 1: speaking of Walmart, have you ever had Patty Labelle's Sweet
Speaker 1: Data Party? Not no, but my sister used to love
Speaker 1: that video of that guy being like Patty, Patty, Patty?
Speaker 1: Do you remember that video? Yeah? What did you what
Speaker 1: did you? What did you seal? This week? Gorilla glue
Speaker 1: or something. Why did it end this way? Yeah, my
Speaker 1: sister rest in Piece used to used to always play
Speaker 1: that video of that guy going patty. This wasn't how
Speaker 1: it was supposed to be. Dan, do you remember that
Speaker 1: video I'm talking about vaguely? It was a viral video
Speaker 1: of a guy really love patties pies from home. So
Speaker 1: he sold her pies. Actually he sold it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he made it so that everybody went and bought those pies. Well,
Speaker 1: he was so funny, and that's how that was the
Speaker 1: best way to sell those damn pies. All right, So
Speaker 1: Josh even question for us. Welcome to the pot, Josh.
Speaker 1: If you might get a you might get a super
Speaker 1: duper raise if you funny on this and set them
Speaker 1: them biscuits. Oh man, that's a lot of pressure. But
Speaker 1: the biscuits for now, don't worry about Red Lobster. They're
Speaker 1: doing fine. By the way, there was this there was
Speaker 1: this uh chain I saw on the interwebs of I
Speaker 1: think it's probably started on Twitter where someone said if
Speaker 1: you work at any corporate you know, franchise, he kind
Speaker 1: of place or what's a secret that that that they
Speaker 1: definitely don't want out? And then people were spilling all
Speaker 1: these secrets, like when the shake machine is down to McDonald's.
Speaker 1: It's not down, it's because like we're overwhelmed would work
Speaker 1: and we can't deal with the shake machine right now,
Speaker 1: or some shit like people were telling all these stories
Speaker 1: like the gravy, it's this chain is just the fucking
Speaker 1: old used fat from the fry machine mixed with powder,
Speaker 1: like all these secrets. The donuts, donuts are frozen. I
Speaker 1: learned that one all start spelled when they stopped paying
Speaker 1: the bills. I'm not asking you, I hear that all
Speaker 1: right ahead, Josh, what's your question? Oh yeah, oh real quick,
Speaker 1: I do will show you. The reason uh Joel picked me,
Speaker 1: I think is because I've gotten myself all rowdy. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: he's holding up a stuffed not a taxiderman one. Everyone
Speaker 1: he's but he has a very life sized stuff to
Speaker 1: Colton retriever. That was a gift for my sister and
Speaker 1: I also owned a Venice Blue for me n CC
Speaker 1: scooter with the plates saying Sasha, Wow, you're a true fan.
Speaker 1: He yeah, I love it. I posted I posted a
Speaker 1: picture on facebo This is like a ten year old picture.
Speaker 1: I posted it on your Facebook which if you don't run,
Speaker 1: they'll tell me. But you commented a maze balls and
Speaker 1: it like made my life. Well that's Zax, that's Zack's terms,
Speaker 1: so he definitely was it a long time ago ago.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good, because I I don't want you to
Speaker 1: be misled. I haven't been on Facebook and probably but
Speaker 1: um but um but dude, that's so cool. You're probably
Speaker 1: the only person with a with a real mock up
Speaker 1: of Sasha I would imagine on Earth. Oh they sold him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well Zach took it back. But I had a scooter once. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gave him a scooter. It had a big birthday.
Speaker 1: It was awesome. He never wrote it. I wrote it
Speaker 1: like twice. But it was a gray scooter. I called
Speaker 1: it Sasha Gray. I like that. It was so clever.
Speaker 1: And my feelings are really hurt because I gave him
Speaker 1: a fucking really dope scooter and he didn't ride it.
Speaker 1: I just feared from my life. I had just had understand.
Speaker 1: My wife was like, my wife is a bad gift.
Speaker 1: You can't give someone a gift that makes sense. Well,
Speaker 1: that's fair. I rolled Sasha, so that's the thing that happens.
Speaker 1: My wife was like there's no way you're riding that
Speaker 1: in this canyon. I was like, what are you talking about.
Speaker 1: She's like, there's away. She wasn't my wife yet, but
Speaker 1: we were. No, she was my wife. She was about
Speaker 1: to have the baby. Well that's fair. I guess it
Speaker 1: was a dumb gift. When I look in, it's not
Speaker 1: a dumb gift motorcycle because it's it's a it's a
Speaker 1: choice about whether. I already sold it. Remember I reclaimed it.
Speaker 1: I was like, if you're not gonna ride it rot,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sell it. I remember you did do that.
Speaker 1: You took it back and sold it. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: it wasn't worth nothing, and you were just letting it
Speaker 1: and let it rot. I was like, it was an
Speaker 1: electric scooter. Two, it was an elect Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: It didn't take gas. You got it at that electric
Speaker 1: scooter spot, but you had to still get a license. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember the spot on is where you got it from, right.
Speaker 1: I got it at the Vespa store. Um, but it
Speaker 1: was a different brand than Vespa, and it most certainly
Speaker 1: was not electric. Okay, trust me. I drove it before
Speaker 1: I sold it. I drove it around a little bit.
Speaker 1: How long did you driving around for how many times? Well,
Speaker 1: I have a real motorcycle, so I drove it like twice.
Speaker 1: It was like cute. So what were you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Were you gonna call me up and be like, Yo, dude,
Speaker 1: come over, let's go ride, And I'm gonna ride next
Speaker 1: to your a fucking hug and I'm sitting on my
Speaker 1: freaking I just thought this is when you lived in
Speaker 1: and I thought you might like to go run an
Speaker 1: errand down to the country store on and I just
Speaker 1: thought it might be fun. But no, it wasn't. We
Speaker 1: are fun. I had. I had a scooter in college.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I thought I was so cool. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, you girls, did you take out on dates
Speaker 1: when that's scooter? Um, it's funny. It was handed down
Speaker 1: to me by by somebody who graduated. And it was
Speaker 1: so loud, I learned later incredibly um um dangerous because
Speaker 1: the reason it was loud was like it was on
Speaker 1: the verge of locking up. It was like and I'm
Speaker 1: stupidly flooring it all around and it was so loud.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever. I only had one home,
Speaker 1: I think, so I don't think I drove anybody anyway.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Josh, what's a question for us? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: I think it was like after you guys moved to ABC,
Speaker 1: they started showing like a gag reel as the credits rolled,
Speaker 1: And I remember one specifically where Zach was improving different
Speaker 1: things he would do with a taxidermid Turk and uh,
Speaker 1: and you could just hear Bill on the background and yelling,
Speaker 1: come on now, you know I can't use that. So
Speaker 1: I was wondering if you guys remembered any bits or
Speaker 1: jokes that either that got cut for whatever reason that
Speaker 1: you let you really like, oh hundreds, I mean just
Speaker 1: because we would. You know, Donald, you can hear from
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast, we can go already unfortunately too fast,
Speaker 1: And so we would do it to make each other
Speaker 1: laugh and to make the crew laughs and make Bill laugh.
Speaker 1: But then he'd be like, dude, they're not going to
Speaker 1: put out on ABC. Right. The most famous one, though,
Speaker 1: the most famous one is Todd always was in his
Speaker 1: banana hammock. Right. Yeah, we moved from NBC to ABC,
Speaker 1: we can no longer show them. They deemed it too
Speaker 1: much cock and uh, they would not show and I
Speaker 1: think I think the old episodes they ended up cropping in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they cropped in the images like what it's it's
Speaker 1: and I get it because it is a bulge and
Speaker 1: it's rob I mean, I think it's safe to say
Speaker 1: that he's well endowed. And it was a lot. It
Speaker 1: was a lot for a family audience. By the way,
Speaker 1: you bring up a good point, Josh. For those of
Speaker 1: you who who listen and love this podcast, you should.
Speaker 1: You should go on YouTube where they have all the
Speaker 1: gag reels from every uh gag reels or blooper reels,
Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it. Um, they have them
Speaker 1: from each season, and uh, they're very funny. I think
Speaker 1: you'll laugh a lot at them. They were on the
Speaker 1: DVDs back when people bought DVDs. Um, but if you
Speaker 1: never bought the DVDs, you probably wouldn't have ever seen them.
Speaker 1: And they're they're really funny and they're all on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Do you have another question? Yeah, I was just wonder
Speaker 1: if you guys could talk a little bit, because, like,
Speaker 1: I know, you guys are really tight with Bill, But
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, he's captaining the ship,
Speaker 1: so he's still the boss. So what's the uh, what's
Speaker 1: hard to the friendship? He's my friend, he's my buddy,
Speaker 1: he's my boss. That was hard when we were filming.
Speaker 1: When we were filming the show. For me, it was
Speaker 1: very difficult because Bill is very competitive too, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And when I say competitive, he's a
Speaker 1: he's he's alpha, you know what I mean. And he
Speaker 1: and he hired a bunch of alpha's which was which
Speaker 1: is nuts, but and so and then he would invite
Speaker 1: us all to like compete against each other in basketball
Speaker 1: or whatever it is. And you know, you say things,
Speaker 1: and you know, and sometimes when basketball comes to the
Speaker 1: comes to you know, it comes to work and you're
Speaker 1: playing at lunch and stuff like that. And it was
Speaker 1: real hard to hang out with this dude and compete
Speaker 1: against him knowing that he's also my boss. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at it now, Granted, Build is the person that's like, YO,
Speaker 1: give me your best and if you beat me, you
Speaker 1: beat me, so be it. He's not the person that's,
Speaker 1: you know, you beat me and now you're fired. It
Speaker 1: would be very difficult. It's very difficult to muster the
Speaker 1: courage to say to your boss, get that shot out
Speaker 1: of here. You know. Well, I never had that problem
Speaker 1: because I didn't play basketball, which is which is something
Speaker 1: that Bill takes a lot of pride. And when I
Speaker 1: played him ping pong once, he said, would you mind
Speaker 1: if I played left handed? This isn't any fun for me. Um.
Speaker 1: So that's Bill. But I have to say, you know,
Speaker 1: I always felt like there was work mode Bill, and
Speaker 1: then there was friend mode Bill. You know, at work
Speaker 1: he was clearly the boss, and and whether I was
Speaker 1: directing or acting, you know, you yielded to him because
Speaker 1: this was his baby and he's fucking really good at it,
Speaker 1: and um, and then there was hanging out being his friend,
Speaker 1: and then you know, it was like a different environment.
Speaker 1: You know, it was like, you know, then he was
Speaker 1: just a buddy. Right now, as now, as as I've
Speaker 1: grown to know him, I have no problem being who
Speaker 1: I naturally amy around him. But for a long time
Speaker 1: it was like, I know, I know, at work, I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to respect you, And outside of work, am I
Speaker 1: supposed to respect you too? You know? I think also
Speaker 1: one thing I was keenly aware of was that he
Speaker 1: had a vested interest in not in our egos not
Speaker 1: getting out of control when the show became popular, because
Speaker 1: he didn't want us to become difficult, you know, divas,
Speaker 1: and so he always kind of especially the beginning, definitely
Speaker 1: like kept us in our place, and he would occasionally
Speaker 1: do things that we're taking taking our egos down a peg.
Speaker 1: And I didn't really notice that until till later, but
Speaker 1: he didn't, you know. He he kind of strategically made
Speaker 1: sure our heads didn't get too big, which is which
Speaker 1: is good, which is like an older brother kind of figured,
Speaker 1: you know, but he would Yeah, yeah, he definitely protected
Speaker 1: us from ruin ourselves, you know what I mean, Like sincerely,
Speaker 1: Uh he once said to me, like I remember, he
Speaker 1: was like he was like fifty percent joking, but he
Speaker 1: was like, you can always find a new intern. But
Speaker 1: he was always good at that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like if if it seemed like nobody ever got out
Speaker 1: of hand, and we did nine seasons of a show, everybody,
Speaker 1: everybody had a moment of real popularity, not bullshit popularity,
Speaker 1: real popularity, and he kept the show going for nine seasons.
Speaker 1: So it's a it really is a testament to well
Speaker 1: of a coach he is too, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: he's not just the owner. He's a great coach. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like, um, well, he's like Jerry Buss. That's a
Speaker 1: great analogy. Thank you, thank you. I prep for you've
Speaker 1: been watching Winning time for all right, it's time for
Speaker 1: um Illinois. Yeah yeah, titt titt titt titty watch what's
Speaker 1: the topless? The topless Illinois's favorite segment. Daniel, it's time
Speaker 1: to fix your live? All right? Brother? What can we
Speaker 1: do to help you? We're here for you. Where the
Speaker 1: where the We're the best free advice givers on planet Earth. Well,
Speaker 1: I got role the first. I will pull Donald shoot
Speaker 1: my shot here, Oh Donald trying to go out Star
Speaker 1: Wars and say, yeah, you really fix my life by
Speaker 1: getting me a part on one of your next projects.
Speaker 1: If I ever have the ability to put you into something,
Speaker 1: I will my next project. Listen, Josh, we're gonna take
Speaker 1: down your information. Josh, how do you say it? Fundament
Speaker 1: Josh fundaman my next project. I will find a role
Speaker 1: for you. Straight up. You're the first. You're the your
Speaker 1: first person, the first person to ever asked me that
Speaker 1: you have a great personality and you have a great smile.
Speaker 1: I bet you have a lot of great energy. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I stand up is great. I
Speaker 1: think I think you could you work. I don't know
Speaker 1: how much work there is in t t Chew, Illinois.
Speaker 1: But I can there's I can travel, you can travel.
Speaker 1: You kind of have a what's his name? Uh? What's
Speaker 1: his name? Uh? Daniel Stern type field to Daniel Stern. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a young Daniel Stern. Yeah, young Daniel Stern. Did
Speaker 1: you ever see a movie called Blue Thunder? Uh? You
Speaker 1: know who else? Is a little ham Roy Scheider And
Speaker 1: that's how you said. He also looks like a young
Speaker 1: Biff from Tanner, Yes, from Back to the Future. What's
Speaker 1: the what's the other gen young Gary Busey? What's Jake Busey? Yeah? Yeah, Jake.
Speaker 1: But like you have personality like that, you know what?
Speaker 1: I have a lot of personnel. And were the class
Speaker 1: Were you the class clown in high school? Oh? For sure?
Speaker 1: I didn't stop talking from the classes. Yeah that's a
Speaker 1: good sign. I was you. Yeah, you seem like you
Speaker 1: seem like somebody who would be good in entertainment. So
Speaker 1: he's gonna start my next project, my next pro. I
Speaker 1: didn't say he's gonna start in the shit. I said
Speaker 1: give him a line, and give him a line in
Speaker 1: one right again, if we can find out if you
Speaker 1: get picked up again for your enemy. It's a while, dude,
Speaker 1: it's they can hold me for something like nine months. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: if you get picked up again, maybe he could be
Speaker 1: a white person in that you know what, We're gonna
Speaker 1: need him. Yeah, I'm an audition too, but he he
Speaker 1: might beat me out. Yeah, it's gonna be tight. How
Speaker 1: about does neither one of you have to audition? Very well? See,
Speaker 1: I'll take that. That's how I do it. See, that's
Speaker 1: how I do it. Dave Felony, Oh shade, All right,
Speaker 1: come on, Josh, how do we fix your life? Oh? Okay? So,
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm a performer, but it's not paying
Speaker 1: the bills yet. So I've got a day job. And
Speaker 1: on top of that, I got married last April. So
Speaker 1: I wonder if you guys had any advice on how
Speaker 1: to manage making a living, chasing my dreams and maintaining
Speaker 1: my relationship. Wow. Wow, well, okay, got the one marriage part.
Speaker 1: You gotta work obviously, so I think you got a
Speaker 1: good job. I imagine you have benefits from his jobs,
Speaker 1: so you don't want to fuck any of that up. Um,
Speaker 1: you got to find those hours where you're not working,
Speaker 1: and you need to perform as much as when you're
Speaker 1: not being a husband also, so you need to well,
Speaker 1: maybe she can come to I'll bet his wife loves
Speaker 1: to watch him do stand up. I mean, if I
Speaker 1: were you and you're starting as a stand up, you
Speaker 1: just gotta you gotta get those ten thousand hours and
Speaker 1: just get better, get better as better. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the time is. I've seen you got like you
Speaker 1: need your solid fucking five minutes and then you need
Speaker 1: your fucking solid ten minutes. And yeah, you'll see you'll notice,
Speaker 1: you know from the last that you're getting better and better,
Speaker 1: and the crowds are and you're getting booked a bigger
Speaker 1: and bigger spots. But no matter where you are, or
Speaker 1: you might have to drive a little bit, but you
Speaker 1: just gotta keep you gotta keep developing and working. It's
Speaker 1: it's directly correlates the amount of work you put into it. Now.
Speaker 1: I know you have a nine to five, nine to
Speaker 1: five I imagine job, So you got to find the time.
Speaker 1: And maybe, I mean Donald can speak to this because
Speaker 1: he's married. But you know, maybe there's a way if
Speaker 1: it's traveling a bit, that your wife can come with
Speaker 1: you and and and she can you know, uh, come
Speaker 1: to some of your not yet Yeah, well that's going
Speaker 1: to throw a wrenching things. So maybe don't have a
Speaker 1: kid right away, right, Yeah, maybe go out if you're
Speaker 1: especially if you're trying to pursue your dreams or your objectives.
Speaker 1: Uh uh, get out there and get out there. That's
Speaker 1: the that's the honest to goodness advice you got. I mean,
Speaker 1: a kid is gonna make it harder in two ways.
Speaker 1: One you won't be able to travel as easily and
Speaker 1: and be uh the financial burden that that'll put on you.
Speaker 1: So you should strategize and obviously plan it out with
Speaker 1: your wife when you might have a kid and stuff.
Speaker 1: But since you don't have one yet, you have a
Speaker 1: you have a certainly have a leg up on someone
Speaker 1: who has your aspirations and does have a child. You know,
Speaker 1: you can, you guys can go on the road, right
Speaker 1: you could. You could leave at Friday night after work
Speaker 1: and and and you know, get booked and do shows
Speaker 1: and be back for a Monday morning. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta always be writing always. Bet you could be
Speaker 1: writing at work. Man. You can have a no pad,
Speaker 1: you have a notepad next to you at where at
Speaker 1: your job at your station wherever you are, and you
Speaker 1: know you're sitting there all day. Funny ideas are going
Speaker 1: to come to you right now, and make sure you don't.
Speaker 1: Make sure you're diligent with writing a shit down. Don't
Speaker 1: be the guy who goes, oh, I'll write that down
Speaker 1: later and you forget. That's the thing, that's that's the thing.
Speaker 1: A lot of people don't understand this. When you become
Speaker 1: a stand up comic, you're not only becoming somebody who
Speaker 1: stands up on stage and tells jokes. You're also becoming
Speaker 1: a writer, somebody who has to sit down and write stuff,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and develop, And that's the
Speaker 1: that's part of it, you know what I mean, developed, developed, developed.
Speaker 1: You got to get on stage also and get your
Speaker 1: reps in. That's the only way this works. It does.
Speaker 1: There's no I don't know of any stand up comic
Speaker 1: who straight out the gate was the number one stand
Speaker 1: up comic and got the sitcom you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know the person that did that.
Speaker 1: You know. The other thing to do is write, You
Speaker 1: write your story. You know, you have a very unique story.
Speaker 1: That's only you can tell Okay, you you you've got
Speaker 1: things that that will make it relatable to everybody, but you,
Speaker 1: No one can write the story about your life in
Speaker 1: your town, working at at your factory, um, and your
Speaker 1: friends and your wife. So consider what's the half hour
Speaker 1: comedy version of that that you'd love to watch and
Speaker 1: all your friends would love to watch? Like, what's maybe
Speaker 1: plan out what that would be like if you did
Speaker 1: get a hook up and al you as we might
Speaker 1: say in the basketball loving world, Um, what would your
Speaker 1: you know, what would your pitch be if someone was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: what's your what's your half hour sitcom or a single
Speaker 1: camera comedy show? It's fucking locked and loaded, and you
Speaker 1: pitch it and you're ready. So that's what you need
Speaker 1: to do, is like, is you know while you're working.
Speaker 1: I think you could. That's another thing you can do
Speaker 1: is simultaneously be you know, planning all that out. I
Speaker 1: think we did it. You're welcome, Josh, You're welcome. You're welcome,
Speaker 1: and hey, my only request is when you make it big,
Speaker 1: that you hire us. Done. Okay, you joke around, but
Speaker 1: I got friends that made it big and the producing
Speaker 1: big time movies. They don't call me no more right, exactly.
Speaker 1: I slept on my couch. I gave a home too.
Speaker 1: You think I'm joking. They don't remember. I remember people
Speaker 1: saying things like I just want I would love to.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even see a name, but an actor who
Speaker 1: was like I just I just want to, you know,
Speaker 1: have a fraction of what's happened to you. Um, like
Speaker 1: making my own movies. I mean, I don't think I'll
Speaker 1: ever have a movie like Garden State, but but I
Speaker 1: would love to just you know, be doing what you're doing.
Speaker 1: That guy is super mega successful and famous. Right now,
Speaker 1: has he hired you? No? Yeah, yeah, exactly, So that
Speaker 1: it works, that's how it works. I'll hire I will
Speaker 1: hire you. Doctor. We're available, we're sagged, we're after. I
Speaker 1: got everything, all right, brother, thanks for coming on the show,
Speaker 1: and good luck to you together. Shout shout out to
Speaker 1: your You have social media for funny underscore, Josh pretty
Speaker 1: much everything, and then there's also Josh Fundhiman dot com.
Speaker 1: I got a short clip, all right, good so people
Speaker 1: can check out your stand up. Dannel will put it
Speaker 1: in the show notes if you're if you didn't get that, okay, awesome,
Speaker 1: all right, brother, thank you and good luck to you.
Speaker 1: Take care letter, Josh, that's a good guest, not very funny.
Speaker 1: He had a funny vibe, right study, Yeah, good guest.
Speaker 1: I'm a very good guest. Did youell did a mic
Speaker 1: drop as she went to go work on New Girls? Right,
Speaker 1: she knows that, you know, that's where she is right now.
Speaker 1: She's working on something. He's just cheating on us with
Speaker 1: New Girl because not New Girls, our own podcast. He's like,
Speaker 1: I couldn't make it. You know I have a podcast now.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I couldn't make it. Um um so we
Speaker 1: edition now needed me. Jeez. All right, thank you everybody
Speaker 1: for tuning in. We love you, we care about you,
Speaker 1: and be safe out there, and uh love one another,
Speaker 1: be kind? What else? Donald, have a great week. Enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I'm gonna enjoy mine. I want you want
Speaker 1: to enjoy yours? Yes, all right, We'll see you next time.
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