Speaker 1: You make sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida.
Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
Speaker 1: all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. The Florida
Speaker 1: man a chap and ATM for a very strange reason.
Speaker 1: It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested
Speaker 1: after definitely say he rigged the door to his home
Speaker 1: and an attempt to electrocate his pregnant wife. Police arrested
Speaker 1: in Orlando man for talking a Flamilia to Breakfast Club
Speaker 1: Bitchy Donkey of the Day with Charlot hain't a god.
Speaker 1: I don't know why y'all keep letting him get ya electric.
Speaker 1: Oh it's me, It's me, duvall really. Donkey of Today
Speaker 1: for Tuesday, July twenty six goals to Corey Johnson of
Speaker 1: Bravard County, Florida. Okay, what did your uncle Charlotte say
Speaker 1: about the great state of Florida. The craziest people in
Speaker 1: America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and
Speaker 1: today's story is no exception. See. Corey was arrested on
Speaker 1: Friday for carthf he stole a Ford f one fifty.
Speaker 1: I would say that's the official truck of Florida. Dropping
Speaker 1: a clue bombs for the FID F one fifty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would agree. He stole a Ford f war and
Speaker 1: fifty without the owner's permission. Now, card the f is
Speaker 1: a crazy crime, but sometimes people commit card theft for
Speaker 1: what they believe of valid reasons. And usually that reason
Speaker 1: is because they have some place important to be. Are
Speaker 1: they think they have someplace important to be and stealing
Speaker 1: a car is worth them getting there. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: one of those stories, Ladies and gentlemen. See, Corey needed
Speaker 1: to steal this Ford f one fifty because he needed
Speaker 1: he had to. He had he just he was just
Speaker 1: called to warn the US government about a pressing issue.
Speaker 1: He had to warn the US government about something. And
Speaker 1: when you got to warn the US government about something,
Speaker 1: you need a Ford f one fifty to drive to
Speaker 1: your local US government base. What are you talking about,
Speaker 1: Uncle Charla, I'm talking about Florida. Let's go to w
Speaker 1: SHNBC two for the report. Police Kalaman is accused of
Speaker 1: driving a stolen pickup truck to the US Space Force
Speaker 1: base in Brevard County, and deputies say Corey Allen Johnson
Speaker 1: said that he trying to get on the base because
Speaker 1: the President had told him he needed to warn the
Speaker 1: government that aliens were fighting Chinese dragons. Deputies realized the
Speaker 1: truck was stolen and placed Johnson under arrest for grand
Speaker 1: theft auto. No one I love about Florida and news
Speaker 1: and Florida just reports that like it's normal. He just
Speaker 1: play it again. Mandy Callaman is accused of driving a
Speaker 1: stolen pickup truck to the US Space Force base in
Speaker 1: Bavard County, and deputies say Corey Allen Johnson said that
Speaker 1: he trying to get on the base because the President
Speaker 1: had told him he needed to warn the government that
Speaker 1: aliens were fighting Chinese dragons. Deputies realized the truck was
Speaker 1: stolen and placed Johnson under arrest for grand theft auto.
Speaker 1: She reported that with such ease, you know, last hour
Speaker 1: we were talking about THHC and the amount of THC
Speaker 1: that's in some of these edibles and the flower and
Speaker 1: some of y'all were saying, y'all do forty percent THC.
Speaker 1: When y'all said, y'all do a dabbed that's eighty percent
Speaker 1: THC and you sprinkle it on some White Widow. White
Speaker 1: Widow by itself is like twenty A twenty five THHC.
Speaker 1: I stand on the fact that if you're doing all that,
Speaker 1: you might as well be smoking crack. Okay, you're doing
Speaker 1: THHC that high and you are trying to escape something
Speaker 1: and you actually need therapy because you got some one
Speaker 1: process trauma you need to deal with. But what I'm
Speaker 1: really saying is THHC got to be in the oranges
Speaker 1: in Florida. I mean, I know most oranges are high
Speaker 1: in vitaminc, but something in Florida got to be high
Speaker 1: in THHC. I don't want to blame this on just math, cocaine, heroin.
Speaker 1: There is something in Florida that not only makes people
Speaker 1: do I must be extremely high activities, but that creative. Okay.
Speaker 1: I mean we have been hearing about Florida men and
Speaker 1: women for years, and every time we hear about the
Speaker 1: stories from Florida, it's something we've never seen or heard before.
Speaker 1: You could do an anthology series on just Florida stories
Speaker 1: and it would be better than the Twilight Zone. It
Speaker 1: would be better than the episodes of Atlanta. Okay, this
Speaker 1: dude went to the Patrick Space Force Base on behalf
Speaker 1: of the president to give warning that a fight is
Speaker 1: happening between Chinese dragons and US aliens. This is incredible.
Speaker 1: Your start off playing grand theft auto only to go
Speaker 1: on the US government that there's a battle going on
Speaker 1: between Drogon and Thinos. Also, he didn't just say he
Speaker 1: had a message from the president. He said that the
Speaker 1: President told him to steal the car. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: Joe Biden in your head telling you to steal a car.
Speaker 1: If you don't know whether or not to steal this
Speaker 1: car to warn the government about dragons and aliens, then
Speaker 1: you ain't for Florida. Okay, there's not one person in
Speaker 1: this room are listening to me right now, whether it's
Speaker 1: on YouTube, whether you're listening on the app, whether you're
Speaker 1: gonna be listening on the podcast later, whether you're in
Speaker 1: your car right now. You cannot come up with one
Speaker 1: valid reason after why Corey Johnson did this, because there
Speaker 1: is none. We just all collectively understand because it's Florida.
Speaker 1: Please give Corey Johnson the biggest he has now. Two games. Okay,
Speaker 1: they're two games here, two games. We can play a
Speaker 1: game of guess what race it is? Okay, and I
Speaker 1: want to play a game of guess what ag it's okay? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Corey Johnson, Brovard County, Florida, stole a Ford
Speaker 1: f one fifty just to go warn the US government
Speaker 1: that there's a fight happening between Chinese dragons and US aliens.
Speaker 1: Angela yee. Guess what race he Corey Johnson. I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: African Americans? Okay, African Americans, good guests? Last named Johnson? Okay,
Speaker 1: I know somebody named Corey Johns. I'm saying a lot
Speaker 1: of slave owners were named Johnson. A lot of us
Speaker 1: got that last name. Uh, dj or you know what
Speaker 1: let me do to see now, Look, Corey Johnson, guess
Speaker 1: what a gas I'm gonna say about fifty two? Okay,
Speaker 1: fifty two African Americans? Fifty two. That's what Handelie says. Okay,
Speaker 1: dj n vs uh Corey Johnson. The Ford f one
Speaker 1: fifty truck drove to a space station floor Patrick Space
Speaker 1: Force Base the war in the US government that there's
Speaker 1: a fight happening between Chinese dragons and US aliens. Guess
Speaker 1: what race? Years white? Okay, tell me what makes you
Speaker 1: say that? I just don't think black people are gonna
Speaker 1: steal a car and then go to the government. If
Speaker 1: we're gonna steal something, we're gonna keep it moving. Okay, okay, Drue, Drue, Okay, Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, I want um, Angelie didn't know she's
Speaker 1: wrong about the race. Yes, DJM, he's white about the race, right,
Speaker 1: not white about the race. You white? You're a Dominican.
Speaker 1: I know, I know you. I know what you are, sir.
Speaker 1: I knew that. I didn't say you were white about
Speaker 1: the race. Get the age? This is? This is tell
Speaker 1: me the eight Guess what ags? Oh he's not aging? Well, um,
Speaker 1: I would say third twenty eight and shut up. You
Speaker 1: google that. Ain't know why you google it. I ain't
Speaker 1: no way nothing I got. He's talking dragon So he's
Speaker 1: probably a fan of one of those shows that's out
Speaker 1: now talking about dragons and aliens. Older people, a lot
Speaker 1: of older people who watch them, shows who've been working
Speaker 1: with the past thirteen years. What do I believe it?
Speaker 1: How old? Am I right? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with age when it comes
Speaker 1: to aliens and dragons stuff. Okay, tomorrow of the story
Speaker 1: is Angelie said, this guy is fifty two I would
Speaker 1: have guessed fifty something as well. Nby said twenty eight
Speaker 1: because he googled he's actually he's goo. There's no way
Speaker 1: he's twenty nine years old. This man man, it's no
Speaker 1: way this man. If this man is he's man is
Speaker 1: twenty nine, it means he's never drink any water and
Speaker 1: his life. Okay, he's aging back a heavy diet. But
Speaker 1: when he starts talking about dragons fighting dragons, that's the
Speaker 1: shows that's on now, that's a younger age Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: You mean, yes, show is not on them, but it
Speaker 1: was on now. My daughter just started watching it yesterday
Speaker 1: for the watch Throne. You know what you gonna be
Speaker 1: a long? Was that right? Or was that right? You
Speaker 1: were right because google this man's name. There's no way
Speaker 1: you twenty eight. I want you all to go look
Speaker 1: at this man's face and tell me what comes across
Speaker 1: your mind. There's no way you're gonna look at this
Speaker 1: man's picture later and you're gonna say, God, damn, just
Speaker 1: know way he's twenty knowing I knew, I knew what
Speaker 1: it was. He looks like he had Sunday. He've been
Speaker 1: in Florida too long? Yeah, face his face already looked
Speaker 1: like it did a life centus. Bro, I'm not gonna lie. Damn,
Speaker 1: his face looks like he's doing twenty five years of
Speaker 1: life and I'm leaning more to the life. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for that donkey today. What were doing? I
Speaker 1: forgot you got me only so I guess what race
Speaker 1: it is. I never knew what we were doing. Don't
Speaker 1: ask me what he say. You were telling us what
Speaker 1: you see. I'm not telling people jokes. You want me
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Speaker 1: not doing that. But do you know something who has
Speaker 1: had some bad surgery and you're scared to tell them?
Speaker 1: That's right, you can miss you can tell us now
Speaker 1: you don't have to see a person's name, that's right.
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Speaker 1: What I'm saying because I was I was reading and
Speaker 1: I see bbl's on the rise, and I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: some of these people that their bodies look horrible. So
Speaker 1: do you tell your friend that looks game this morning. Wow,
Speaker 1: it's kind of too late to tell somebody they look bad, though,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, but if you look bad, at least
Speaker 1: you can tell them you look that you look bad
Speaker 1: your face to pull back your eye. There's nothing they
Speaker 1: can do at that point. It's too big. Stop. Some
Speaker 1: people don't keep going stop all right? Eight hundred five
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Speaker 1: friend or somebody you know in your family that keeps
Speaker 1: doing surgery and you're scared to tell them to stop?
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