Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's starting a high tech rodeo
Speaker 1: where instead of horses and bulls, cowboys trying to stay
Speaker 1: on a room bup while balancing on one foot without
Speaker 1: getting thrown off. Yeah. Can I get a Laser Scories?
Speaker 1: It's a segment where we read weird news stories around
Speaker 1: the globe, just like everyone else does, except we have
Speaker 1: a laser and those other spur suckers just don't. This
Speaker 1: first Laser Stories out of Ontario. Nine one got a
Speaker 1: call recently from a fifteen year old girl and according
Speaker 1: to the police, she told them her emergency was a
Speaker 1: unique one, okay, and she let the dispatcher no that quote.
Speaker 1: Her parents forced her to go on vacation with them.
Speaker 1: I mean, we've all been held hostage as a teenager before. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She then hung up, so authorities weren't sure if that
Speaker 1: was code for something else. They're like, looking on TikTok,
Speaker 1: does that mean anything. They sent two cops to check
Speaker 1: things out and make sure there wasn't anything else going on.
Speaker 1: That's when they got to the cottage where the family
Speaker 1: was staying and they found out that really was the
Speaker 1: only reason the girl had called. And we're in a cottage.
Speaker 1: The WiFi is awful here. Do you know how many
Speaker 1: board games my dad to play. She was particularly upset
Speaker 1: with her father and younger brother for making her play
Speaker 1: frisbee instead of being on her cell phone. The police
Speaker 1: chief says, quote this appeared to be a case of
Speaker 1: teenagers just being teenagers. Although she perceived this as a
Speaker 1: real issue, it was not appropriate use of nine one one. Luckily,
Speaker 1: her police didn't find any charges against the team for
Speaker 1: misusing the emergency line. As for the game of frisbee,
Speaker 1: reports are she still does not enjoy it, especially with
Speaker 1: her family. Okay, his next laser stories out of Missouri.
Speaker 1: The pilot of a crop dusting plane was doing his
Speaker 1: thing last month. This yeah, an actual plane that was
Speaker 1: the crops. He heard some loud noises happening in the plane.
Speaker 1: He was in the air and was confused at what
Speaker 1: was going on, but then realized he was in trouble.
Speaker 1: Turns out a sixty two year old guy on the
Speaker 1: ground named Donald Bates Junior was shooting at him. Why well,
Speaker 1: Donald lived on the farm next to the place he
Speaker 1: was crop dusting and was angry about the plane flying
Speaker 1: so low and close to his house. Literally the plane
Speaker 1: will be gone in second Ye. Not only was he
Speaker 1: flipping off the pilot, he was also holding a shotgun
Speaker 1: in one hand. Plane Where do you come? The pilot
Speaker 1: decided to leave the area and cropped us a different
Speaker 1: farm nearby to avoid any drama, like use a better
Speaker 1: gun cropdusters flo When he landed at an airport later on,
Speaker 1: he noticed fuel leaking from a bullet hole in the gas.
Speaker 1: Then he found another hole in the nose cone, so
Speaker 1: he reported it to the cops, and when authorities arrived,
Speaker 1: Donald admitted he'd been holding a gun to intimidate the pilot,
Speaker 1: but claimed he never fired any shots from the other thing,
Speaker 1: although a witness nearby said they heard up to fifteen shots,
Speaker 1: so police arrested him carefully. Yeah, thank you, Jo. Next
Speaker 1: laser story is out of food news. Applebee's is up
Speaker 1: to something that's getting some press. I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: it's good news or they partnered with a makeup company
Speaker 1: to create four lip gloss shades that taste like the
Speaker 1: restaurant's wing saucesh God, that is, the flavors are getting
Speaker 1: me hot. Buffalo who yes, yes, which every wondering is
Speaker 1: a coral color? I mean when I think sexy, I
Speaker 1: think applebeas. Then there's a gold flecked deep red called
Speaker 1: Sweet Chili Kiss. Okay. Next up is a gloss called
Speaker 1: be My Honey Pepper in shimmery gold getting better. And
Speaker 1: last but not least, is a smoky burgundy called Honey
Speaker 1: Barbecue Tea. Burn a little and plump your lips. They're
Speaker 1: called Saucy Gloss, and it goes along with their new
Speaker 1: promotion called Taste My Face, which is available now you
Speaker 1: got to backfire. It actually tastes better than the real food.
Speaker 1: In other food news, a new seasoning blend is being
Speaker 1: rolled out to stores nationwide this month that makes everything
Speaker 1: taste like Snickers, chocolate and caramel and peanuts, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: what are we going? Each jars filled with around seven
Speaker 1: ounces of Snickers in powdered form. That's supposed to be
Speaker 1: for things like ice cream or milkshakes, pancakes, and frozen yogurt.
Speaker 1: More options than that, So I mean mostly a dessert thing,
Speaker 1: but hey, it's also andre spaghetti. Let us know how
Speaker 1: that go? Okay, I actually would Next says their stories
Speaker 1: out of Candy Central's like we didn't even leave you know,
Speaker 1: this sounds more like a Halloween costume than a job title.
Speaker 1: But it is a real job, and even kids can
Speaker 1: apply for it. A website called Candy Funhouse is looking
Speaker 1: to hire their first chief candy Officer with a salary
Speaker 1: of one hundred thousand dollars a year. Oh, anyone over
Speaker 1: the age of five, I can apply, Some six year
Speaker 1: old in six figures, shout out pose. I'm gonna beat
Speaker 1: those kids out for this job anyway. They don't know
Speaker 1: how to write a cover letter. You've been wanting to
Speaker 1: put your kids to work for years, Brook, this is
Speaker 1: the perfect opportunity. But I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 1: want to pay for the dentist bills after the job.
Speaker 1: I have good news on that front coming in just
Speaker 1: a bit. But anybody over the age of f live
Speaker 1: can apply. No previous work experience necessary, because if you
Speaker 1: have it at five, I was a child laborer before.
Speaker 1: One of the only prerequisites is you have to love
Speaker 1: candy my whole family. You have to be willing to
Speaker 1: taste test a ton of it and have no serious
Speaker 1: food allergies. The main job duties include deciding which products
Speaker 1: to carry, so the choice comes down to you. You
Speaker 1: must also taste test three thousand, five hundred different candies
Speaker 1: a month a month, or more than one hundred every day? Okay,
Speaker 1: flaring up? Is that? How one hundred a day? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, your tongue is just gonna be blit like
Speaker 1: sugar blisters everywhere. So if you or a child are interested,
Speaker 1: you have till the end of the month to apply
Speaker 1: on LinkedIn. And good news, Brook, it does come with
Speaker 1: an extensive dental plan. Oh good, her baby teeth anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this's get him dentures now perfect. What's the possibility of
Speaker 1: Brook leaving her lucrative job as a radio host to
Speaker 1: be a head candy tester Pretty high. I mean she'll
Speaker 1: have to beat out some pretty stiff competition. I know
Speaker 1: this guy likes it sweet, so good luck beating him out.
Speaker 1: That sound means Glazier Starts has come to an end
Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.