Speaker 1: We're sixty seconds from your shot collar question of the day,
Speaker 1: it's brooken Jeffrey in the morning and sad report come
Speaker 1: across another story that could signal the end of times.
Speaker 1: Oh another one? I mean yeah, time's like, hey, any
Speaker 1: more red flags that you guys need to don't tease
Speaker 1: us because according to a news report this morning, a
Speaker 1: hair salon in Stroud, England, recently put up an ad
Speaker 1: for a new stylist okay, and one of the lines said, quote,
Speaker 1: this is a busy, friendly, small salon, so only happy,
Speaker 1: friendly stylists need apply. That sounds all normal, pretty much,
Speaker 1: saying hey, we want to keep positive vibes, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: After they put the ad up, the owner got a
Speaker 1: call from a local job center saying that she needed
Speaker 1: to change it. Why why Well, according to her, the
Speaker 1: job center told her, quote the word happy is discriminatory
Speaker 1: and we aren't allowed to use it as somebody who
Speaker 1: is not happy could see the ad and be discriminated against.
Speaker 1: Day never oh bother. So this is so ridiculous. There
Speaker 1: you go, world, that's what we've come to do. Not
Speaker 1: ask for happy people to work with you. It's prejudiced,
Speaker 1: it's offensive and there will probably be many impending lawsuits
Speaker 1: come in your way. This this like ruins the words
Speaker 1: offensive imprejudices like those are like really heavy words that
Speaker 1: should be used appropriately. This does not apply. Yes, let's
Speaker 1: do something that's actually offensive and get to the shock
Speaker 1: caller question of the day. We have a bucket pull
Speaker 1: of names. We're gonna draw one out to see who
Speaker 1: gets asked a trivia question. Yeah, you sound too happy
Speaker 1: if you get it wrong. Guess what hooray punishments to
Speaker 1: be shocked with a large dog? Yeah? Text in this
Speaker 1: five to nine two? What do you want us to
Speaker 1: be singing while we scream out in pain? Yeah? I'm
Speaker 1: drawing a name out because I had the shot collar last.
Speaker 1: And wow, why aren't you drawing it out of a hat? Brooke?
Speaker 1: No fun? Square pants? No fun? Sure does that digital jake?
Speaker 1: Please read us a shot callar Question of the day.
Speaker 1: Did you know one of the most iconic characters in
Speaker 1: film was shockingly almost a completely different person. The writer
Speaker 1: of this famous movie originally had the main character as
Speaker 1: a boy, but then when his niece passed away as
Speaker 1: he was working on the story, he changed the character
Speaker 1: to a girl. This movie centered around an ensemble cast
Speaker 1: with the character as the main person. Also, it's not
Speaker 1: an animated film, but it is a movie that is
Speaker 1: loved by young and old. Which Academy Award winning film
Speaker 1: am I talking about? And to help you even further,
Speaker 1: it's not a film that's been produced in the last
Speaker 1: twenty years. Oh my god, Jake, a over twenty year
Speaker 1: old Academy Award winning film that stars a girl. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I membast and yeah, I know my first thought is ET,
Speaker 1: but it starts a boy, Like it's what's his face
Speaker 1: with Et? It's the Elliott, You're right, I thought, because Brymore.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she's not the No, she's just you know, famous. Still, like,
Speaker 1: it's hard to think of a girl. I mean The Sandlot.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm just trying to think of like beloved movies.
Speaker 1: But maybe I'm going about it the wrong way. I
Speaker 1: like The Sandlot because it's not, like he was saying,
Speaker 1: young people and old people like that, not that movie specifically,
Speaker 1: but something like that, right where it's not just a
Speaker 1: scary movie. It's like it right, So it's not gonna
Speaker 1: be a horror film. Okay, it's not going to be
Speaker 1: dirty dancing story, not in the last twenty years, ensemblecast
Speaker 1: three men in a baby. What if? What if that
Speaker 1: baby was originally supposed to be a boy? It's not
Speaker 1: the lead? Mind blown? What are you talking about? What
Speaker 1: about anchor man? What if? What if Ron Burgundy was
Speaker 1: supposed to be Ronda Burgundy? It is a woman, not
Speaker 1: she was changed from a woman to Okay, let's get
Speaker 1: the question. Let's get the question one more time. I'm
Speaker 1: asking you to tell me which Academy Award winning film
Speaker 1: was first written with a male main character, but when
Speaker 1: the author's niece died during the writing process, he decided
Speaker 1: to honor her by changing the protagonist to a girl.
Speaker 1: Here's a hint. The movie was first written as a
Speaker 1: fantasy book. Which famous film am I talking about? O? Man?
Speaker 1: I know the book is throwing me off even further.
Speaker 1: You guys, what kind of like whimsical woman or girl
Speaker 1: stars in the in a show that we all love.
Speaker 1: He's gonna say it, and it's gonna hurt our brains
Speaker 1: because it's gonna be so easy. Oh my god, is
Speaker 1: there a little girl movie where she has like superpowers
Speaker 1: or something that we're missing or the Yeah, I said,
Speaker 1: Matilda a little witch girl? Right? Though that's not bad.
Speaker 1: What about Breakfast Club with Molly Ringwald. No, that's not
Speaker 1: a fan he was fantasy sci fi certain things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a final answer, Matilda. I like what Alexis said.
Speaker 1: It's I mean, she does have powers, that's all. She
Speaker 1: can move things. Before it became an Academy Award nominee
Speaker 1: eighty years ago. This famous story started as a book
Speaker 1: after the passing of his niece and seeing how distraught
Speaker 1: his wife was after the funeral, he decided to change
Speaker 1: the main character of his story into a girl by
Speaker 1: naming the heroine after her. The book was made into
Speaker 1: a movie and the character was played by Judy Garland. I'm,
Speaker 1: of course talking about Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 1: Ors messed up, Jake, that's a messed up question. You
Speaker 1: had a sinking like an eighties film, all right, that's
Speaker 1: easily yeah, like eighties or nineties. We're not even going
Speaker 1: back there, all right, doesn't cost a blocan no matter
Speaker 1: what question you ask, Just relax. We didn't get it right. Yea.
Speaker 1: And somebody wanted to hear you sing Somewhere over the
Speaker 1: Rainbow from that movie. My kids sometimes want to hear
Speaker 1: this Okay your mood, I hate what. I don't understand
Speaker 1: it at all. Don't apply for any hairstyle. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You guys are making me sing this. This is so
Speaker 1: hard just singing O somewhay for the rainbow way up.
Speaker 1: I deserve that. I'm sorry, Judy, that's your shot collar
Speaker 1: question of the day Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Unlike my co hosts, I believe it's important to be
Speaker 1: authentic with our listeners. Why should think that? What's why today?
Speaker 1: I think they need to hear the truth. What's all that?
Speaker 1: We'll start over here with the blonde, perky, bubbly social
Speaker 1: media coordinator Alexis. Turns out she didn't actually graduate from
Speaker 1: an unaccredited university like I like about. She's from Harvard
Speaker 1: Law and we are proud to have her come the
Speaker 1: whole time. I think you'd get it. Please address her
Speaker 1: as doctor Fuller. As for Jose, yes, let's just say
Speaker 1: I know he talks a big game on the show,
Speaker 1: but everybody here knows he's really a virgin who's been
Speaker 1: saving himself for marriage. Absolutely absolutely, and he's right. It's
Speaker 1: about time you guys know the truth. He's just waiting
Speaker 1: for that, right, lady, She'll come along, and then I
Speaker 1: don't even want to get into Brooks bag of secrets.
Speaker 1: Oh I wonder what hers is. Yeah, let's pull out one.
Speaker 1: Come on, let's just say she called in sick to
Speaker 1: work on January sixth. Oh, no, score the studio, Brook.
Speaker 1: People want to do what they want to do. It's fine.
Speaker 1: She is always encouraging everyone to vote. Check check the
Speaker 1: sick los, check the sick locks. It's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But I promise you here's what I'm As long as
Speaker 1: I'm the host of this show, we are gonna be authentic.
Speaker 1: It's the most authentic edition of What's on your Mind
Speaker 1: coming up, Brad, She's gotta call in sick again. Your traders,
Speaker 1: We're doing What's on your Mind. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. And why do they say that things
Speaker 1: are dirt cheap? You know how much dirt costs for
Speaker 1: I went to Lows the other day and buying one
Speaker 1: bag of dirt made me dirt poor. I guess I'm
Speaker 1: just a dirty birdie. Oh and this dirt bird wants
Speaker 1: to get the dirt by asking what's on your mind?
Speaker 1: I feel unclean, That's all I know. Well, the point
Speaker 1: is we go around the room to find out what
Speaker 1: each member of the morning show has been thinking about lately,
Speaker 1: dirty or not, starting with the dirt queen or sell Ye,
Speaker 1: what's the dirt barely hanging in right now? You guys,
Speaker 1: my world has been rocked. And I know this is
Speaker 1: going to sound like not a big deal to you,
Speaker 1: but I have spent my entire life telling people that
Speaker 1: my favorite donut was a bear claw. Yes, I've known
Speaker 1: this for years. Aday it turns out I may have
Speaker 1: never even had a bear claw before because I thought
Speaker 1: a bear claw was the same as an apple fritter,
Speaker 1: and Digital Jake said no, they're different, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what they're different? So I asked on Twitter right flooded
Speaker 1: with responses about what idiot I am. We're thinking, you know,
Speaker 1: the bear claw and the apple fritter the same. Did
Speaker 1: you know no apples in a bear claw? Yeah, it's almond,
Speaker 1: and they're prepared different ways. A bear claw is a
Speaker 1: baked pastry apple fritter, an actual donut. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: Just to anyone who I've ever told my favorite is
Speaker 1: a bear claw, I apologize. I apologize. Bear claws sucks
Speaker 1: Apple Fritter Supreme sol. I've never had a bear claw.
Speaker 1: I've never had I don't accept your apology. By the way,
Speaker 1: I'm personally so, how you planning to make this up
Speaker 1: to us? I'm blaming the IgA Bakery in Wrathroom, Idaho
Speaker 1: for Wow the Apple type Wow Boy. They don't exist anymore.
Speaker 1: I was like, you're going to seriously shame of the radio.
Speaker 1: They probably went out of business because they were mislabeling.
Speaker 1: Started to hear about that Brook, But Jose, what's been
Speaker 1: on your mind? Well, if you didn't know and you're new,
Speaker 1: I have started streaming on Twitch. Yeah, it's it's where
Speaker 1: I played video games live and then I streamed them
Speaker 1: for everyone to watch and join in. And recently I
Speaker 1: noticed my channel is starting to grow, which huge. It's
Speaker 1: really big, and so just like a real Twitch streamer.
Speaker 1: Recently I started to get like donations, which are like
Speaker 1: people just give you money for being on the line
Speaker 1: and giving them free entertainment exactly. But the other day
Speaker 1: it got out of hand. Somebody gave it a tip
Speaker 1: and then a bigger one, and then I was so
Speaker 1: moved that I started crying. Okay, because you guys know
Speaker 1: you're turning into brook now because it's you know, all
Speaker 1: love and whatever. But then the more I start to cry,
Speaker 1: the more people started to donate because they saw how
Speaker 1: much it moved me, or they just like to watch
Speaker 1: a grown man cry feel better about their own. They're
Speaker 1: literally literally giving donations and typing, hey, he's crying. Hey
Speaker 1: this So honestly, you could go back and watch this
Speaker 1: on my Twitch channel. By the way, at hilarious Jose,
Speaker 1: I cried for about forty five minutes on this time.
Speaker 1: That's about all you do in the office bathroom. So
Speaker 1: then as somebody comes in and goes, hey, it's the
Speaker 1: cry guy, totally know me from me crying. Anyway. The
Speaker 1: whole point is is I'm not worried pretty much. What
Speaker 1: you just said, Yeah, you should change your hashtag from
Speaker 1: hilarious to Jose to crying depressed Joe Kenneth therapeutic. People
Speaker 1: said they enjoy me crying, so my comedy cry stream
Speaker 1: right now, I'm just thinking about it. Thank you. Guys.
Speaker 1: Follow at hilarious Jose that is yeah, hilarious, give him
Speaker 1: some money, make him cry, alexis what's been on your mind?
Speaker 1: So I made a mistake this morning. This morning, Yes,
Speaker 1: I was in the breakroom and I was toasting a bagel,
Speaker 1: and I realized I didn't have any cream cheese right,
Speaker 1: So I went like the fridge we share with the staff,
Speaker 1: and there's one that's been in there for a little
Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm just gonna use someone else.
Speaker 1: It's just like a tiny bit. You know, this is
Speaker 1: a dangerous idea. Yeah, it's a dabble in other people's food.
Speaker 1: I just figured it was like pretty full, so I
Speaker 1: thought they wouldn't use it, you know, at least it
Speaker 1: was full. Yeah, yeah, And so I do it, eat
Speaker 1: my bagel. It's great. Then I start to feel like
Speaker 1: pretty sick and I'm like, yeah, like pretty nauseous. Um.
Speaker 1: So I go looking it expired months ago. I was
Speaker 1: a movie. I don't know. That's what freaks me out.
Speaker 1: So I don't he's it kind of funny, but like
Speaker 1: I know it was. It's cream cheese. It was good enough,
Speaker 1: but I was hungry, so I don't know why it's
Speaker 1: in there first of all. But you dude, I will say,
Speaker 1: your fake tan does have a greenish tin. I feel
Speaker 1: like pretty sick still, but the lemon is like not
Speaker 1: to not borrow people's food, but to double check the
Speaker 1: expiration date. Yeah, before you take someone else's food, give
Speaker 1: it back just a little bit. So I was walking
Speaker 1: through my house the other day and I tripped over
Speaker 1: something that was under my carpet. So I looked and
Speaker 1: I saw it's a bone. Oh. I realized my puppy, Bagel,
Speaker 1: had taken a bone and hit it underneath the carpet.
Speaker 1: It's kind of cute, and it would be fine if
Speaker 1: it was just one incident, but it keeps happening. I'll
Speaker 1: like sit down on my couch and then a couple
Speaker 1: bones pop out from the cushions, or I'll lay down
Speaker 1: in my bed and I'll put my head down and
Speaker 1: I'll realize, Bagel put a bone inside the pillowcake. My
Speaker 1: house is like the fricking elephant graveyard from Lions Kidding
Speaker 1: at this point, just bones scattered every Wearologists, howbody bones
Speaker 1: are you giving small dog? I'm not giving him bones.
Speaker 1: I don't know where these bones are coming from. He
Speaker 1: is going out into the world finding actual bones are human.
Speaker 1: You're not worrying. If there's some authority situations, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you none of them are human yet. But I am worried.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like open my pantry and that's gonna be
Speaker 1: a femur that falls out and I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: call the cops. Oh God, officer, I found a clavital.
Speaker 1: There's a whole pelvis in here. Somebody come check this out. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a good lots bagel. I'm a little bit worried.
Speaker 1: Texting text into seven eight five nine too, tell us
Speaker 1: what's been on your mind. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Listeners texting
Speaker 1: into seven eighty five nine two telling us what's been
Speaker 1: on their mind, because we just told you what's been
Speaker 1: on ours. Somebody wrote in I just have to say,
Speaker 1: I want to party with all of you. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: buying the drinks. I would say, I say, if you
Speaker 1: want to party with us, then you should be buying
Speaker 1: the drinks. Technically, I guess it's kind of rude. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's four of us and only one of them. Yeah
Speaker 1: there are jeffs. Okay, y'all buy That was such a
Speaker 1: jeff response ever bought someone a drink. Let's move on
Speaker 1: to the next text says Brooke and Jeffrey. I just
Speaker 1: want to say I listened to your show every morning
Speaker 1: on my way to take my son to daycare. He
Speaker 1: absolutely loves it when he hears Jose laugh because he'll
Speaker 1: start giggling as well. Just to add, my son is
Speaker 1: only twenty one months old. Big with the one to
Speaker 1: two year old crowd, it's my biggest fan base. Shout
Speaker 1: out to you guys. Google guys. They know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You got a pander to your crowd, you know. And
Speaker 1: another time says, thinking of what I need to do
Speaker 1: about the two men I'm dating, Oh, one is funny
Speaker 1: and one is hot. Which one should I choose? Do
Speaker 1: we have to choose one yet? Yeah? That's true, just longer,
Speaker 1: but they say, I know Brooke will probably say go
Speaker 1: for the funny one, and her advice is always wrong,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna pick the hot water. Thanks. That's from
Speaker 1: Darcy So keeper texts coming in seventy five nine two
Speaker 1: tell us what's been on your mind? We're gonna do
Speaker 1: laser stories next, it's the radio segment that's starting a
Speaker 1: high tech rodeo where instead of horses and bulls, cowboys
Speaker 1: trying to stay on a room back while balancing on
Speaker 1: one foot without getting thrown off. Yeah yeah, can I
Speaker 1: get for Laser Scores. It's a segment where we read
Speaker 1: weird news stories around the glove, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 1: except we have a laser and those other spur suckers.
Speaker 1: Just this first Laser Stories out of Ontario. Nine on
Speaker 1: one got a call recently from a fifteen year old
Speaker 1: girl and according to the police, she told them her
Speaker 1: emergency was a unique one, okay, and she let the
Speaker 1: dispatcher know that quote. Her parents forced her to go
Speaker 1: on vacation with them. I mean, we've all been held
Speaker 1: hostage as a teenager before. Yeah. She then hung up,
Speaker 1: so authorities weren't sure if that was code for something else,
Speaker 1: and two cops they're like, looking on TikTok, does that
Speaker 1: mean anything? They sent two cops to check things out
Speaker 1: and make sure there wasn't anything else going on. That's
Speaker 1: when they got to the cottage where the family was staying,
Speaker 1: and they found out that really was the only reason
Speaker 1: the girl had called. And we're in a cottage. The
Speaker 1: WiFi is awful here. Do you know how many board
Speaker 1: games my dad to play? She was particularly upset with
Speaker 1: her father and younger brother for making her play frisbee
Speaker 1: instead of being on her cell phone. The police chief says,
Speaker 1: quote this appeared to be a case of teenagers just
Speaker 1: being teenagers. Although she perceived this as a real issue,
Speaker 1: it was not appropriate use of nine one one. Luckily
Speaker 1: her police didn't find any charges against the team for
Speaker 1: misusing the emergency line. As for the game of frisbee,
Speaker 1: reports are she still does not enjoy it, especially with
Speaker 1: her family. Okay, his next laser stories out of Missouri.
Speaker 1: The pilot of a crop dusting plane was doing his
Speaker 1: thing last month. This, Yeah, an actual plane that was
Speaker 1: crost the crops. He heard some loud noises happening. He
Speaker 1: was in the air and was confused at what was
Speaker 1: going on, but then realized he was in trouble. Turns
Speaker 1: out a sixty two year old guy on the ground
Speaker 1: named Donald Bates June was shooting at him. Oh well,
Speaker 1: Donald lived on the farm next to the place he
Speaker 1: was crop dusting and was angry about the plane flying
Speaker 1: so low and close to his house. I mean literally,
Speaker 1: the plane will be gone in second. Yeah. Not only
Speaker 1: was he flipping off the pilot, he was also holding
Speaker 1: a shotgun in one hand. A plane, Where do you
Speaker 1: come on range? The pilot decided to leave the area
Speaker 1: and crop dust a different farm nearby to avoid any drama,
Speaker 1: like use a better gun. Crop dusters fly real low close.
Speaker 1: When he landed at an airport later on, he noticed
Speaker 1: fuel leaking from a bullet hole in the gas. Then
Speaker 1: he found another hole in the nose cone, so he
Speaker 1: reported it to the cops, and when authorities arrived, Donald
Speaker 1: admitted he'd been holding a gun to intimidate the pilot,
Speaker 1: but claimed he never fired any shots from the other thing,
Speaker 1: although a witness nearby said they heard up to fifteen shots,
Speaker 1: so police arrested him carefully. Yeah, thank you, Jose. Next
Speaker 1: laser story is out of food news. Applebee's is up
Speaker 1: to something that's getting some press. I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: it's good news or not. They partnered with a makeup
Speaker 1: company to create four lip gloss shades that taste like
Speaker 1: the restaurant's wing sauces. Oh god, that is the flavors
Speaker 1: are getting me hot. Buffalo who yes, yes, which, if
Speaker 1: you're wondering, is a coral color. I mean when I
Speaker 1: think sexy, I think Applebee's. Then there's a gold flecked
Speaker 1: deep red called sweet Chili. Okay. Next up is a
Speaker 1: gloss called be My Honey Pepper in Shimmery gold are
Speaker 1: getting better. And last but not least, is a smoky
Speaker 1: burgundy called Honey Barbecue Tea like burn a little and
Speaker 1: plump your lifts. They're called Saucy Gloss, and it goes
Speaker 1: along with their new promotion called Taste My Face, which
Speaker 1: is available now. You got a backfire if it actually
Speaker 1: tastes better than the real food. In other food news,
Speaker 1: a new seasoning blend is being rolled out to stores
Speaker 1: nationwide this month that makes everything taste like Snickers chocolate
Speaker 1: and caramel and peeduts like, okay, what are we going?
Speaker 1: Each jar is filled with around seven ounces of Snickers
Speaker 1: in powdered form that's supposed to be for things like
Speaker 1: ice cream or milkshakes, pancakes, and frozen yogurt more than
Speaker 1: options than that, So I mean mostly a dessert thing,
Speaker 1: but hey, it's also on your spaghet Let us know
Speaker 1: how that I actually would Next says their stories out
Speaker 1: of Candy Central lots of food. It's like we didn't
Speaker 1: even leave. You know. This sounds more like a Halloween
Speaker 1: costume than a job title. But it is a real job,
Speaker 1: and even kids can apply for it. A website called
Speaker 1: Candy Funhouse is looking to hire their first chief candy
Speaker 1: officer with a salary of one hundred thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 1: Oh my guy, anyone over the age of five can apply.
Speaker 1: So I'm six year old in six figures, shout up, pose,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat those kids out for this job. They
Speaker 1: don't know how to write a cover letter. You've been
Speaker 1: wanting to put your kids to work for years, Brook,
Speaker 1: This is the perfect opportunity. But I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to pay for the Dennist bills after
Speaker 1: they took this job. I have good news on that
Speaker 1: front coming in just a bit. But anybody over the
Speaker 1: age of five can apply. No previous work experience necessary,
Speaker 1: because if you have it at five, I was a
Speaker 1: child laborer before. One of the only prerequisites is you
Speaker 1: have to love candy my whole family. You have to
Speaker 1: be willing to taste test a ton of it and
Speaker 1: have no serious food allergies. The main job duties include
Speaker 1: deciding which products to carry, so the choice comes down
Speaker 1: to you. You must also taste test three thousand, five
Speaker 1: hundred different candies a month, a month or more than
Speaker 1: one hundred every day? Okay, flaring up? Is that? How
Speaker 1: one hundred a day? Oh my god, your tongue is
Speaker 1: just going to be blit like sugar bolsters everywhere. So
Speaker 1: if you or a child are interested, you have till
Speaker 1: the end of the month to apply on LinkedIn. And
Speaker 1: good news, Brook, it does come with an extensive dental plan.
Speaker 1: Oh good, you're going to lose her baby teeth anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this's get the dentures now perfect. What's the possibility of
Speaker 1: Brook leaving her lucrative job as a radio host to
Speaker 1: be a head candy tester? Pretty high. I mean she'll
Speaker 1: have to beat out some pretty stiff competition. I know
Speaker 1: this guy likes it sweet, so good luck beating him out.
Speaker 1: That sound means laser sort is coming to an end
Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.
Speaker 1: No question. Dating can be awkward. Oh yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: I mean it's pretty weird as an adult, But do
Speaker 1: you remember how cringey it was back when you were
Speaker 1: younger and you were first starting to date. Oh oh yeah,
Speaker 1: your parents have to drive you around to meet up
Speaker 1: with your crash. Yeah. Shut up, man. I think back
Speaker 1: to my very first date. Yea, I was about three,
Speaker 1: who she was five and almost twice my age. Coug.
Speaker 1: I remember we met up at a Chuck e Cheese
Speaker 1: and I just thought it'd be so romantic take for
Speaker 1: us to ride down the rainbow rollie slide and splashed
Speaker 1: down into the ballpit together. Okay, well, I asked her
Speaker 1: to hold my hand. I got nervous, fully wet myself
Speaker 1: at the top of the slide, started crying. My mom
Speaker 1: had to come and get me take me home. So
Speaker 1: I guess some things and datings never change. Yeah, I should,
Speaker 1: You should not now it happened a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: So bad dates happen all the time, even as adults,
Speaker 1: and we're going to hear about a few of them
Speaker 1: in a brand new edition of Battle of the Tinder
Speaker 1: Dates that's coming up at seven times two Hopeless das
Speaker 1: one dating app then dares you swipe right? The question
Speaker 1: is whose love life is more tragic? It's Battle Tinder Dates.
Speaker 1: It is the dating game show that's not recommended by
Speaker 1: four out of five doctors. At fifth after that are
Speaker 1: He's a dirty birdie? It's Battle of the Tinder Dates
Speaker 1: where two of our listeners go head to head to
Speaker 1: figure out whose dating life is the most tragic. We'll
Speaker 1: explain the rules in just a second, but first let's
Speaker 1: meet today's contestants in this corner. For some reason, the
Speaker 1: last two dates she went on told her at the
Speaker 1: dinner table they were a warlock and a vampire. So
Speaker 1: please welcome Garlic Charlotte, Hello, and thank for having me.
Speaker 1: You held the monsters. What is it about me to
Speaker 1: detract that I don't know? And in the other corner,
Speaker 1: her go to move on a first date is to
Speaker 1: immediately offer the guy a motion sickness pill because she's
Speaker 1: just that wild dramamine janine. It's less sexy. Hey, here's
Speaker 1: how the game works. One contestant's going to start by
Speaker 1: telling one of their worst dating stories. Then the other
Speaker 1: will try and counter with a nightmare story of their own.
Speaker 1: We'll go back and forth for three rounds, and then
Speaker 1: afterwards we will declare a winner. Are our contestants ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Yeah, let's kick it off with Garlic Charlotte's.
Speaker 1: So this is the very beginning of the date. Actually,
Speaker 1: he picked me up, I got in his car, and
Speaker 1: the moment I sat down, he handed me a breathalyzer
Speaker 1: and said, sorry, I had a glass of wine earlier.
Speaker 1: Can you breathe into this so I can start the car?
Speaker 1: Did you do it? I forgot my phone and quotation
Speaker 1: marks and had to run back and get it and
Speaker 1: just texted it was like, I don't think this is
Speaker 1: going to work out. Sorry, I had a bottle of
Speaker 1: wine while I was looking for my phone. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: dramamine janine. Can you beat that? So I went on
Speaker 1: a date with a phlebotomusmus It's like one of those
Speaker 1: people who d your blood specialist. So um. We went
Speaker 1: up to dinner and he pulls out his blood drawing
Speaker 1: kit and he asked if he could draw my blood.
Speaker 1: What he brought his blood drawing kit on a date? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And he did not let up, like drew up the
Speaker 1: whole dinner. And I was just like really worried, you know,
Speaker 1: creeped out. Did you ever let him do it? I
Speaker 1: hope not, No way. I eventually, you know, just kind
Speaker 1: of got out of there. Yeah. People this advice, but
Speaker 1: always keep your bloody well, said jose Let's go around two.
Speaker 1: That means we're back to you, Charlotte. What do you
Speaker 1: got So the guy picked me up and would not
Speaker 1: stop talking about how attractive I am, which is flattering,
Speaker 1: but I hate that. We'll wait, just wait till you
Speaker 1: see where it leaves. So we had plans to go
Speaker 1: to dinner, like he told me the restaurant we were
Speaker 1: going to, and I noticed we weren't going the right
Speaker 1: way to get there, and he said, you're just so hot,
Speaker 1: I just want to stop. Buy somewhere first. Okay, Well
Speaker 1: the summer first was a frat house, like his frat
Speaker 1: from school. Oh god, there was a huge party going on,
Speaker 1: and he said, yeah, I've been out of school a while,
Speaker 1: but I just want to show my frat brothers how
Speaker 1: far I've come. Already graduated, And did you actually go
Speaker 1: into the frat party. I had a beer and was
Speaker 1: feeling a little wild and was making out with one
Speaker 1: of his frat brothers. Within a half hour, sold that
Speaker 1: old lady from our frat party, last old lady. Exactly.
Speaker 1: All right, Janine, you're gonna have to step it up. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I show up at a bar to me this
Speaker 1: guy I had met on Tinder, and he was actually
Speaker 1: there was another guy, and the guy that he was
Speaker 1: with ended up being his dad, his dad, his dad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They had me sit in between them on an open
Speaker 1: bar stool, and like for two hours straight, they just
Speaker 1: kind of giving me interrogation. You know, that is uncomfort.
Speaker 1: By the end of it, they both let me know
Speaker 1: that they were both interested. All right, we're on to
Speaker 1: the third and final round. These need to be your
Speaker 1: best story, So Garlic Charlotte, all right, So I met
Speaker 1: this guy at a restaurant and I dropped my napkin
Speaker 1: on the floor in a big deal, right, So I
Speaker 1: go to pick it up, and I was completely shocked
Speaker 1: because his zippo was open and his junk was out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I like he was trying to like tell me, like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's not sexual, though, what is it? He said he
Speaker 1: doesn't have AC and he had to take advantage of
Speaker 1: the fact that the restaurant was so cool. The restaurants
Speaker 1: are pretty cool. But right, that's the wind the way out.
Speaker 1: He dunked it in the lobster tan. Yeah, oh god, okay,
Speaker 1: this is it. Last chance. So I went on to
Speaker 1: day with this guy. We really hit it off, and
Speaker 1: he took me back to his house and it turned
Speaker 1: out to be like this really cool mansion Mike, you
Speaker 1: had like nine bedrooms, big pool outside. So we end
Speaker 1: up going outside and things are kind of getting hot
Speaker 1: and heavy and we're making out, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: this lady comes and she sticks her head and and
Speaker 1: she's like, hey, you need to come upstairs right now,
Speaker 1: get a stair. My husband's gone. And it turns out
Speaker 1: that he was a jiggalow slash ballet he worked there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just so weird, like my life. Fuck. All
Speaker 1: right on that note, Okay, that final bell means the
Speaker 1: match is over. Wow, that was all intense one today,
Speaker 1: let's go to the judge doesn't get the final scorecards, Alexis,
Speaker 1: who's your choice? I'm going Garlic Charlotte for the guy
Speaker 1: with his junk out under the table for Charlotte Brook,
Speaker 1: I'm going Janine for the male escort. Okay, that means
Speaker 1: it comes down to jose who's winning this Who's winning
Speaker 1: this round? A battle of the Tinder dates? I think,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you have one of the saddest dating
Speaker 1: lives we've ever heard on the show. Yeah, well done, Janine.
Speaker 1: Texting your terrible dating stories to seven, eight, five to
Speaker 1: nine two. Maybe you can become a contestant on the
Speaker 1: next edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates. Your phone
Speaker 1: taps coming up right to this broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: On this show, we understand probably better than anyone, how
Speaker 1: hard it is to function on very little sleep. Sleep
Speaker 1: Jose only got fourteen hours, so text your sympathy in
Speaker 1: now to seven eighty five nine two. It's the nap.
Speaker 1: If I don't get a three hour nap top of
Speaker 1: the exactly, let's got to go fund me going for
Speaker 1: Jose's nap and follow him on Twitch at hilarious. Jose
Speaker 1: well follows. I'll say it's especially frustrating when your lack
Speaker 1: of sleep is caused by loud, noisy neighbors. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That's why today I call a woman
Speaker 1: who just filed a complain about the residence upstairs from her.
Speaker 1: So now it's going to be my job to intervene
Speaker 1: in the weirdest way possible. You'll hear it in your
Speaker 1: phone tap right now. As on the twenties, Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: is this Natalie from apartments? Yes it is. Who's calling Hi?
Speaker 1: My name's Bob Nightstick. I'm from the management company who
Speaker 1: oversees your apartment complex. Oh hi, I guess you got
Speaker 1: my email. Yes, what this is about. We saw you
Speaker 1: sent in a complaint last week regarding some noise coming
Speaker 1: from the apartment above you. Yeah, and it's been really bad.
Speaker 1: I'm getting really stressed out about it. Okay, Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, I'm so sorry that you've been having to
Speaker 1: deal with that, and I'm just gonna look at your
Speaker 1: email real quick. Here. You said your sleep was disrupted
Speaker 1: from quote vigorous love making sounds that lasted for an
Speaker 1: extended amount of time. Is that correct? Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I said. I mean people above me are getting it
Speaker 1: on and they're really loud, and I got it. I understand.
Speaker 1: I want you to know, Natalie that we take this
Speaker 1: very seriously. So I actually went over to your building
Speaker 1: and hung outside the apartment door for three consecutive nights.
Speaker 1: Oh that's kind of creepy, huh, I mean detailed, hard working. No,
Speaker 1: I mean like that's sort of like stokersh Isn't it
Speaker 1: like you were just there? There's nothing stockish about it
Speaker 1: that you had a complaint, and I was just trying
Speaker 1: to be a good employee and follow through to see
Speaker 1: what it was about, because I need to know the facts. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna go over some of my notes
Speaker 1: here with you, since you're the one who filed the
Speaker 1: complaint and you were taking notes. That's right. So Night
Speaker 1: one I wrote down ten five pm. Pleasurable noises heard
Speaker 1: somewhat loud, Oh my god, but tolerable moaning reminded me
Speaker 1: of being at the zoo with my dad. I think
Speaker 1: I made a lot of progress there. Oh, how how
Speaker 1: is that helping me? Well, you know, sorry, I should
Speaker 1: explain it helps build a case against the couple, because
Speaker 1: I can't just go up there and tell them to
Speaker 1: stop loving each other. Okay, I guess that makes sense. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's I think we're getting somewhere. Let me get
Speaker 1: back to my notes. Night two, ten fifty eight pm.
Speaker 1: Getting crazy up in here sounds like some type of
Speaker 1: motorized kitchen device is in play. Oh, then I'm gonna
Speaker 1: skip ahead to eleven twenty seven pm. The couple has
Speaker 1: now entered a Gordon Ramsey role play scenario. Vulgarities were heard,
Speaker 1: but all done in the name of passion. Both parties satisfied.
Speaker 1: Why are you doing this? Why are you like going
Speaker 1: there and taking notes? Like? Oh, well, you just have
Speaker 1: to tell them to stop. Well, I'm just sure that
Speaker 1: you were wondering the same thing that I was. I mean,
Speaker 1: they can't keep this up, three nights in a row,
Speaker 1: this vigorous. I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm just yes,
Speaker 1: they can because they have been well. I'm thorough. So
Speaker 1: I wanted to do my due diligence here and I
Speaker 1: wrote down Night three, eleven, twenty one pm. Rambunctious, enjoyable
Speaker 1: sounds got me cheering. You go, Gary go. That's really weird,
Speaker 1: really great for Gary though. It goes on. The couple
Speaker 1: caught me listening at the front door, Oh god, and
Speaker 1: invited me in. This took a really weird turn, really fast.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. I was in the same boat.
Speaker 1: I mean, what was I supposed to do? Say no
Speaker 1: to a polite invitation? I don't want to know. I
Speaker 1: don't want to know what I don't want to know. Well,
Speaker 1: it's okay, I can't really say what did happen. I
Speaker 1: don't want to know anymore. I've heard enough. You're right,
Speaker 1: You're right. I'm not going to say anymore about what happened,
Speaker 1: but I will tell you I'm going to be back
Speaker 1: this weekend to gather more intel. Were inside the apartment
Speaker 1: this time, like, what are you talking about? This sounds
Speaker 1: like a nightmare. So now they're going to be three people.
Speaker 1: I don't know the total amount. There could be four, six, eight.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm up for anything. It's so confused. So
Speaker 1: you are now you're calling to tell me that instead
Speaker 1: of solving problem, you are now part of the problem.
Speaker 1: I'm going undercover, ma'am. No, you are having group sex
Speaker 1: right above me, and I won't be able to sleep
Speaker 1: even worse, And that I've talked to you makes it
Speaker 1: even worse. I think just if I get a few
Speaker 1: more weeks of information, No, no, no. If you're wondering
Speaker 1: how involved I am, No, no, I'm mainly focused on
Speaker 1: your best friend Lisa. She's going to be there too.
Speaker 1: I can read you the notes that I get on her.
Speaker 1: What yesterday, nine fifty six am, Lisa sends email asking
Speaker 1: to prank her best friend on the radio. I hungrily
Speaker 1: accept what is going on? What's going on? Is my
Speaker 1: name's jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. No, yeah, we're doing a phone tap on you, Natalie.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean that's way better than this
Speaker 1: really happening. Kind of freaked out right now. So you're
Speaker 1: sure you don't want me to go back and keep
Speaker 1: the investigation going, Yeah, keep the invest Okay, you can
Speaker 1: come upstairs too and be in on it. I'm sure. No,
Speaker 1: Night five, they're going to have a roller skate theme.
Speaker 1: No wake Up every morning, Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: We didn't want to do it, but one of our
Speaker 1: listeners gave us no other choice. On today's show, we
Speaker 1: banned our first listener from appearing on a Second Date
Speaker 1: ever again. Oh yeah, I had to had to throw
Speaker 1: the hammer down the first time. Yeah, it's crazy. That
Speaker 1: means we have really low standards. Yeah, because we warned them,
Speaker 1: we tried to stop them. Yeah, but it didn't matter
Speaker 1: what we said, what we did, they went there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it got so out of control that we had
Speaker 1: to take extreme measures. So you're gonna hear exactly what
Speaker 1: they did to get themselves permanently banned from Book and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. You got eighty six from our shows.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to do that for years. That's a
Speaker 1: new world. It's in a brand new Second Date update.
Speaker 1: It's coming up next, second Date Update. Any dating app
Speaker 1: that you log into, there's all these acronyms that you
Speaker 1: have to know for what you're looking for. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like LTR long term relationship. There's DTR define
Speaker 1: the relationship. Uh f WB friends with Baked Goods. But
Speaker 1: that's what brokast so many FWBs. Yeah I did notice,
Speaker 1: you know how. But what happens when somebody reaches out
Speaker 1: to us and they're not really sure what they want exactly?
Speaker 1: They just want to see him again. Oh that's that's
Speaker 1: what Thomas says. He's hoping for a JWS, just want
Speaker 1: to see I don't like that. I don't like Well
Speaker 1: that's what Thomas wants. So you guys have to get
Speaker 1: over it. Aion, welcome the show. Thomas. Hey guys, Hey,
Speaker 1: so I take it you don't use JWS on your
Speaker 1: dating profile right already. I had never heard that one
Speaker 1: until you just did it. So okay, I think we're
Speaker 1: making dating history right now. So tell us about the
Speaker 1: girl that you JWS off. So I went out to
Speaker 1: a bar with a bunch of friends, and you know,
Speaker 1: at a bar, there's like your crew and then another
Speaker 1: crew and another crew and another crew we we sort
Speaker 1: of all knew each other, but like not close friends.
Speaker 1: That makes sense, But I like that. Sometimes you're like, oh, dude,
Speaker 1: this is so and so I used to work with
Speaker 1: him and his friend now and you're I hate it
Speaker 1: when I'm like, and I don't remember your names. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you didn't meet on a dating app you met
Speaker 1: I r L. Yeah, okay, will you not do? You
Speaker 1: don't sound cool? That's what you think that means in
Speaker 1: real life? I know, I just don't use some people
Speaker 1: all away. Anyway, tell us about the girl that you met.
Speaker 1: I ral so this in real life girl that I met.
Speaker 1: He was kind of cool. I had a friend from
Speaker 1: another group come over and she was like, hey, there's
Speaker 1: a girl over there. She's really interested in you. And
Speaker 1: she's like, you should you should really go over and
Speaker 1: talk to her. Okay, good woman moved there. Yeah, well done,
Speaker 1: wing woman. Right. So she points me over to Chelsea
Speaker 1: and I go over to Chelsea and I'm talking to
Speaker 1: her and conversation is it's clunky at best, it's that
Speaker 1: really great conversation, you know. Why do you say though?
Speaker 1: What made it not a great conversation? Just the questions
Speaker 1: from both sides were very dumb because we were kind
Speaker 1: of nervous. Yeah, it's like, oh, do you like music?
Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah, oh like music. And then she's
Speaker 1: like do you like food? And I'm like, yeah, food's good.
Speaker 1: And I've written a whole joke about this and so true.
Speaker 1: And it's probably that this girl. I mean usually in
Speaker 1: my experience with girl groups, right, like, if you're going
Speaker 1: to send somebody over to talk to a dude, it's
Speaker 1: because you're shy. Yeah, she's just shy and just trying
Speaker 1: to find generic middle ground, right, yeah, kind of food. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's pivot to this. She was like they didn't get
Speaker 1: there though, Yeah, I don't know actually live. So so
Speaker 1: she was like, let's grab a drink. So we did. Okay,
Speaker 1: good idea and that smooth things out. It was it
Speaker 1: was pretty good. And then we finished the one and
Speaker 1: she's like, we go back to your place. No, it's
Speaker 1: always the shy girls. It's always got to watch out
Speaker 1: for girl. Yeah, I don't know, I think you're did
Speaker 1: you like food? Comment? Really, let's get out of you,
Speaker 1: smooth operator. What could I say? Well done? Okay, So okay,
Speaker 1: so you guys leave the bar. Yeah, we grabbed an uber.
Speaker 1: We went back to my place. What are you thinking
Speaker 1: in your head? Are you like stoked? Are you nervous?
Speaker 1: Where are you at? I was sort of like, okay,
Speaker 1: well I guess this is this is happening. So we
Speaker 1: get back to my place. I opened the door and
Speaker 1: my god, this lady she's going at me like a
Speaker 1: movie movie level makeout. We're knocking stuff off the walling
Speaker 1: off that table, but it was it was insane. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. And then all of a sudden she just like,
Speaker 1: oh sorry, I can't do this, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: well we don't have to. If you want to hang
Speaker 1: out by allies, let's just chill. And she apologized, apologize,
Speaker 1: grabbed the coat and left. Left. Yeah that's so weird
Speaker 1: that she would turn it on like so hot and
Speaker 1: then hemmed yeah, yeah, completely off. So I texted her
Speaker 1: like the next day, I'm like, hey, you know, how
Speaker 1: are you like? I mean, the conversation went back to
Speaker 1: clo Yeah, because I'm sure like when she left, originally
Speaker 1: you're probably thinking, okay, she's gonna be r b oh okay, right, yeah, really,
Speaker 1: you guys are getting into this. I know you say
Speaker 1: you don't like it. What you kind of like it.
Speaker 1: Maybe she like was Actually you know how girls say,
Speaker 1: women will say, oh, I'm not one of those type
Speaker 1: of girls, Like, maybe she really wasn't you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Maybe? Yeah, we could speculate forever on the maybes,
Speaker 1: let's get a definitive answer. We're gonna play a song,
Speaker 1: we'll come back, we'll call it Chelsea, and we'll try
Speaker 1: and get you your second date up date. Okay, sounds great.
Speaker 1: All right. Second, one of our listeners had a hook
Speaker 1: up that sounds like it lasted about thirty seconds been there,
Speaker 1: ten seconds longer than my average. But the difference here
Speaker 1: is afterwards, my partners usually hang around for an average
Speaker 1: of two minutes. Thomas's date, though, she was out the
Speaker 1: door instantly. Oh man. Now she stopped the hookup right
Speaker 1: as it started, basically and said, look, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: just can't do this. I gotta go, which is weird
Speaker 1: because she's the one who insisted that they go back
Speaker 1: to his place, originally initiated all of it. Yeah, kiss
Speaker 1: to go back. So now Thomas is just really confused,
Speaker 1: and we're committed to helping him out. Yea, we are.
Speaker 1: In fact, Brooke is even willing to finish the hook
Speaker 1: up with Thomas. Look at that Brook way to step
Speaker 1: up for our listeners. Good job. Is it going to
Speaker 1: be another minute or how long? Yeah? I'm up for
Speaker 1: whatever you want. Okay, maybe that's the problem. I need
Speaker 1: to play a little hard to get in this game.
Speaker 1: I don't like reflecting on this. What do you think?
Speaker 1: Why do you think she left? Honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 1: She seemed really a gung ho and everything was going great.
Speaker 1: I don't know is gung ho the word that I mean?
Speaker 1: It wasn't like he had bad breath or something, right Like,
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking like something may have turned her off.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would almost hope it's something simple like that,
Speaker 1: so he could be like, oh, next time, all that's true?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, you can't fix it unless you know,
Speaker 1: I guess do you have bad breath? Brow? Do you know? Now?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I don't go to the dentist every
Speaker 1: six months? You wow? Okay, that's more than all right. Well,
Speaker 1: let's just give her a call. We'll see what she
Speaker 1: has to say if she answers. So I'm a duala
Speaker 1: Chelsea's number right now? You ready? Yep? All right? Here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Chelsea. This is Chelsea.
Speaker 1: Hey Chelsea, my name is jeff from the radio show
Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi, Hi, Hi, Chelsea. Help you.
Speaker 1: We're doing a segment on a show called a second
Speaker 1: Date Update. That's where we help our listeners reconnect with
Speaker 1: someone after what they thought was a really good date.
Speaker 1: And so you you met a guy out the other night.
Speaker 1: His name was Thomas. Oh, okay, okay. Would you say
Speaker 1: about Thomas? I just said, oh jeez, oh, I thought
Speaker 1: it was like, oh boy, noe, okay, oh boy. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure what to take from that yet. But Thomas
Speaker 1: told us about the night that you guys spent together,
Speaker 1: and it sounded pretty good, exciting, You're very exciting. A
Speaker 1: little bit of a short night, but it sound and
Speaker 1: so he's a little bit confused about how things ended
Speaker 1: and why exactly, because it sounds like you took off
Speaker 1: from his apartment pretty quick. Wow, this is so awkward.
Speaker 1: What the heck? Yeah, but also got to think it's
Speaker 1: pretty awkward to leave a makeout like halfway through. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now you know, days later, you're still not responding
Speaker 1: to him, And so he just has a bunch of
Speaker 1: questions and doesn't know where to get the answers. Okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I really liked him and stuff, but he said, um,
Speaker 1: like while we were kissing and stuff, he said, oh,
Speaker 1: I so want to date you, and I want to
Speaker 1: date you. Yeah, I want to date you. And this
Speaker 1: like sort of slapped me back to reality. Oh I
Speaker 1: don't sorry, are you not looking to date right now
Speaker 1: that I look up someone, You're not trying to be like, hell,
Speaker 1: I can't wait for us to get married. It is
Speaker 1: kind of a weird thing to say mid makeout, first
Speaker 1: hang out. Now it's like a commitment if they follow
Speaker 1: through it like a bar thing. Were you just like
Speaker 1: looking for the one night stand? Which is finely maybe
Speaker 1: the words came out weird. I think he just meant
Speaker 1: he was having a good time and he couldn't wait
Speaker 1: to go out with you, like very official. Ye that
Speaker 1: maybe she doesn't want future plans. Yeah, well I just
Speaker 1: felt bad because I got the impression that he kind
Speaker 1: of liked me, and like the truth of the matter
Speaker 1: is I totally have a boyfriend. Oh oh god, so wait, wait,
Speaker 1: you were cheating on your boyfriend. I mean, if you
Speaker 1: want to look at it, that way. But how I
Speaker 1: would your boyfriend look at it that way? I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: You're not sure? Is it's like an open relationship. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I feel like he might understand, because
Speaker 1: really it was for his benefit. We've been together for
Speaker 1: several years now, and like I felt like I needed
Speaker 1: to the situation a little bit. It Okay, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I think I do, but keep going. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: was just gonna, like, you know, go and hook up
Speaker 1: and you know what's good, what's fresh, what's new, bring
Speaker 1: it back home, you know, and then bring it back
Speaker 1: home into boring stuff right now? And you needed new ideas?
Speaker 1: Is that where you Yeah? Pretty much, I think I'm
Speaker 1: getting the idea. So, Chelsea, you were interested in Thomas
Speaker 1: just from a purely physical standpoint to see what you
Speaker 1: could learn from him, But when he started mentioning dating,
Speaker 1: then it crossed the line. Right. Yeah. It's interesting because
Speaker 1: like talking to Thomas on the phone, he wouldn't probably
Speaker 1: be my go to tutor. I don't think that is
Speaker 1: extremely rude. It's extremely rude, especially because he's listening to
Speaker 1: this right now and literally heard that, and he heard
Speaker 1: everything that Chelsea said. Because Chelsea Thomas has been there.
Speaker 1: That's okay. I kind of like it's good that I
Speaker 1: he hears this because I didn't know how to say
Speaker 1: it at the time, and like I didn't know how
Speaker 1: to respond. It's all right, Thomas, go ahead say hello, Chelsea,
Speaker 1: you're a total atole? Or was that a suggestion for
Speaker 1: a love money into that stuff? No, I'm not gonna know.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna help you cheat on some dude because
Speaker 1: then I'm the apshole. No, I don't care what your
Speaker 1: side is. You need to tell people that you need
Speaker 1: to figure that on your own. But you don't use
Speaker 1: me for ruin. No, But but she didn't technically go
Speaker 1: all the way through with it. It doesn't matter. Well,
Speaker 1: so you'd be totally fine if your girlfriend made out
Speaker 1: with some dude and then came home it was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't well, I don't know if she came home
Speaker 1: with a cool new skill because of it. I'm not
Speaker 1: thank you, be like, bring him over? What else I
Speaker 1: could learn? Okay, look it, I'm you know, be careful here.
Speaker 1: We're a family friendly show. Rain it in if you
Speaker 1: wanted to find out what happened here it is. We
Speaker 1: don't even be calling me name. Yeah, you need to
Speaker 1: apologize for that one, I think. But out of here
Speaker 1: you said he wouldn't be a good tutor the first
Speaker 1: time she's telling somebody that, like, whatever, keep going. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing, Chelsea, why don't you just open with that
Speaker 1: with any dude at the bar. If you walked up
Speaker 1: to a hot guy at a bar and you said, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I don't want anything tonight except for this, because this
Speaker 1: is what I want to learn. I think you could
Speaker 1: teach me some new things you're telling me. A dude
Speaker 1: wouldn't turn that, Like you could find eight other guys though,
Speaker 1: that would say yes, eight other guys that would say yes,
Speaker 1: Like why not lead with the truth. I don't hate
Speaker 1: that idea. You might be right. Yeah, she is right.
Speaker 1: Every guy he has morals or standards. Some dudes are like, cool,
Speaker 1: this is the best scenario. Yeah, I mean, it sounds
Speaker 1: like jose is trying to volunteer to help you out.
Speaker 1: I never will you have morals and standards? What? Oh?
Speaker 1: I never never will have? Relationships are so complicated these days. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: it's not that complicated not to cheat on your boyfriend
Speaker 1: or friend hard. It feels like you two have a
Speaker 1: lot of things to say to each other. I don't
Speaker 1: have anything to say. Maybe that would be a good
Speaker 1: thing to say when you guys are looking at each
Speaker 1: other face to face over a dinner. Perhaps, No, not
Speaker 1: a dinner, because we can't make it a date lunch.
Speaker 1: I think I'm done with this person because he just
Speaker 1: called me a horn. He can't really sit back from that. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: hold on. I just said the truth, you know, and
Speaker 1: it is turning me on when he uses that language.
Speaker 1: That's not gonna work for this phone call you. Oh
Speaker 1: you guys, stop it. It can be flustered brooking Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. We just got done talking about it
Speaker 1: in studio, and I just want all the listeners to
Speaker 1: know we have banned Thomas from ever appearing on this
Speaker 1: show again. Yeah, dude, I understand he was upset, but
Speaker 1: you just can't go that low, man, It's too low.
Speaker 1: It's the first number that we've ever actually added to
Speaker 1: the show blacklist. But look, he crossed the line. So
Speaker 1: sorry to any listeners that heard that. And an even
Speaker 1: bigger apology to our editor, who has to use way
Speaker 1: more beliefs than we've ever probably had to use before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get to click in. Yeah a lot. But look, that
Speaker 1: type of language is absolutely not tolerated here unless we
Speaker 1: know for sure the microphones are off. Yeah, it's all
Speaker 1: the time. Excuse me, all the time, No language like that.
Speaker 1: Just want to make that very clear. Yeah all right,
Speaker 1: but not even sad that we couldn't get him a second.
Speaker 1: He didn't deserve it. Yeah, I mean the whole thing
Speaker 1: was kind of screwed up from the beginning. They really yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she's not greatly innocent either, but yeah, he
Speaker 1: took he really did. So Look, if there's anybody out
Speaker 1: there with a clean mouth, yeah, or semi clean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we go a little dirty. U does not
Speaker 1: mean yes, Please email our show and we can call
Speaker 1: the person who isn't calling you back. Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Broke, I thought for sure you were
Speaker 1: going to lose to the guy you played yesterday, and
Speaker 1: you proved me wrong. I love doing that, one of
Speaker 1: my favorite things to do. Today. I'm pretty certain that
Speaker 1: you're going down because you're going to be taking on
Speaker 1: somebody who's already beat you three times before. She's back
Speaker 1: for even more blood. Welcome back, your arch nemesis, Kim
Speaker 1: from arding Kim, why is the producer letting you on
Speaker 1: the phone. I thought I specifically banned you from calling
Speaker 1: this radio station. No no, and I texted you before
Speaker 1: I every time you say for sure, my friends will
Speaker 1: not all take a shot, because you say it all
Speaker 1: the time, for sure, just just coming in and trolling
Speaker 1: me hard, Kim. Wow, I thought we were going to
Speaker 1: start off as friends, and that kind of hurts out
Speaker 1: how the game was played? Okay, yea, yeah, I see
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm going to follow you around and
Speaker 1: pick out all your flaws. How do you feel about that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I might have been our Thanks for all the shots.
Speaker 1: I appreciate them. A good game, all right, Brooks leaving
Speaker 1: the studio in shame. And while that happens, Caim. You
Speaker 1: know the game's played. You have thirty seconds to answer
Speaker 1: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 1: outright to win? Are you ready? I am all right?
Speaker 1: Here we go. This is for win number four. Your
Speaker 1: time starts now. August is National golf month. How many
Speaker 1: shots underpar is an eagle too? What is the medical
Speaker 1: term for bad breath? My husband. Where were the Lord
Speaker 1: of the Rings movies filmed Australia, Ireland or New Zealand Ireland.
Speaker 1: The restaurant Chipotle is named after what dried vegetable a pepper?
Speaker 1: What is the first and last name of Kim Kardashian's mom?
Speaker 1: Trouble got a lot of creative answers this time around came.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many were right, But let's bring
Speaker 1: Brook back into the studio, and I want to know
Speaker 1: more about your drinking game. So you have one rule
Speaker 1: that says take a shot every time Brook says for sure?
Speaker 1: Are there any other rules? No? Just by listen to podcasts?
Speaker 1: So I have a group of friends and so we
Speaker 1: kind of listen on the podcast and every time she
Speaker 1: says for sure, we take a drink. So you could
Speaker 1: do it every time host says let's go. Don't want
Speaker 1: to drink too much? Oh yeah, if you really want
Speaker 1: to get drunk, just drink every time I say something sexy.
Speaker 1: Oh there, Kim, Kim's on board. Alright, alright, Broke, it's
Speaker 1: your term. You ready? For sure? I drink up Kim's friends.
Speaker 1: You're listening on you guys have a problem. Let's get
Speaker 1: into this your time starts now. August is National golf month.
Speaker 1: How many shots under par is an eagle too? What
Speaker 1: is the medical term for bad breath halitosis? Where were
Speaker 1: The Lord of the Rings movies filmed Australia, Ireland or
Speaker 1: New Zealand? New Zealand. The restaurant Chipotle is named after
Speaker 1: what dried vegetable pepper? What is the first and last
Speaker 1: name of Kim Kardashian's mom, Chris Jenner? According to the CDC,
Speaker 1: to completely kill all germs, you must wash your hands
Speaker 1: for at least how many seconds. All right, we got
Speaker 1: those answers in. Let's go over to that scoreboard. It's
Speaker 1: almost getting too low right now. Who's your daddy? And
Speaker 1: what does he do? Who's your daddy? Qube correct him?
Speaker 1: What happened, Kim? Did Karma Pinley come get you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You for sure? Yeah? Fine, Torched there decided to put
Speaker 1: you in your place. My friend, Jim, if you drink
Speaker 1: this much, you're still gonna love this consolation, you will.
Speaker 1: Let's go over the answers though. First. August is National
Speaker 1: golf Month. If you're scoring an eagle, that's two shots
Speaker 1: under par. That means you're amazing it's a good shot.
Speaker 1: The medical term for bad breath is halitosis. The Lord
Speaker 1: of the Rings movies were filmed in New Zealand. The
Speaker 1: restaurant sure Potle is named after dried halapainos. Dried hollapenos
Speaker 1: are known as chipotles. We needed that pepper specifically. I
Speaker 1: didn't understand. It's true. The first and last name of
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian's mom is Chris Jenner. And according to the CDC,
Speaker 1: you have to wash your hands for twenty seconds at
Speaker 1: least to kill all the germs. Really, you just you
Speaker 1: swash the sofa smells smell good. Yeah, okay, give me
Speaker 1: a handshake, no, thank you. Brook is opposed to washing
Speaker 1: just in general. Kim, you were fun to play with,
Speaker 1: all right, and I love to listen to you guys.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. We love you, and thanks for
Speaker 1: letting us tease you some. Absolutely, if I can give it,
Speaker 1: I can take it. That's right, girls. So we can't
Speaker 1: give you any money, camp, but just we're playing. You
Speaker 1: do win a fifty dollars Burger King gift card. That's right,
Speaker 1: thank you, party food on you next week and on
Speaker 1: my alcohol like all right, Kim, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for playing come back and do it again. Sometime. We're
Speaker 1: gonna play Win Brooks Buck same time tomorrow, Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.