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Speaker 1: it's time for a girl's trip. So badly, that's what
Speaker 1: a group of four women are doing. Actually, they're gonna
Speaker 1: be going to Cabo for a week. And guess who's
Speaker 1: planning all the activities for them? Brooke fiets turn out horrible.
Speaker 1: Just gonna make it horrible on purpose, because that's what
Speaker 1: we're doing. In your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: this is Bernie's boat house. I'm calling from Los Cabos Resort.
Speaker 1: Is this Lisa? Yes, it is hi Lisa. I just
Speaker 1: got off the phone with a friend of yours, Christa m. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She mentioned you'll be staying with us and said that
Speaker 1: you were in charge of the girl's trip. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I've been to that resort before, so I kind of
Speaker 1: the lay of the land. Right, you're gonna be here
Speaker 1: next week, I'll say, you just chose a good time
Speaker 1: because it's gonna be party central. Hey oh really? Oh yes,
Speaker 1: we have some great activities here. There's zip linings, snore leading. Oh,
Speaker 1: we even have a sloth reserve and you can feed
Speaker 1: them a block of cheddar. I didn't have. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that they do lost carbosum. We're really just looking
Speaker 1: to have like, you know, relaxed pool and beach time
Speaker 1: and chill out. Yeah. I know, of course running around
Speaker 1: too much. But wouldn't you love to try a desert
Speaker 1: tour on ATVs with our honky instructor Diego. He loves
Speaker 1: North American women, trust me, I know. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think that that's good for us. Oh that suggestion. So
Speaker 1: you don't want to sign up for activities with me
Speaker 1: right now? I mean they booked up pretty quickly. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to talk to the other girls, you know,
Speaker 1: and we'll make the decision when we get down there. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well that's fine. Um, just letting you know that I
Speaker 1: probably won't be here when you arrive, not because I
Speaker 1: have a day off. Just I'll probably be fired before then.
Speaker 1: Excuse me? What? Yeah, not a lot of guests have
Speaker 1: been signing up for activities lately, and it's kind of
Speaker 1: my job to get people to sign up. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I get which I feel really bad about
Speaker 1: that for you and for example, like just yesterday we
Speaker 1: had a Genghis Khan warrior training on the beach and
Speaker 1: Genghis Khan what warrior training? The only person to show
Speaker 1: up was a nine year old boy named Tucker, and
Speaker 1: he had a coupon didn't even pay full price. I
Speaker 1: don't even understand. I just came off suspension for my
Speaker 1: whiskey and rum tandem bike to our idea, which did
Speaker 1: not go as well as I had. Don't you had
Speaker 1: people drinking and riding a bike. I mean, no one
Speaker 1: tandem two, but at least between the two of them
Speaker 1: they could go down the road safely. Yeah. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be rude to you. I just that's not
Speaker 1: really safe. I don't think that's really safe. But I don't,
Speaker 1: you know, you know what they say about hindsight, Okay,
Speaker 1: I just yeah, I rarely resort to begging, but if
Speaker 1: you could please just sign up for any anything at all.
Speaker 1: I would be forever grateful. What's the cheapest activity that
Speaker 1: maybe we could cancel, you know, like, can we get there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can take you on a catamaran out to Snorkel.
Speaker 1: That's only thirty dollars a person. That's the cheapest one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: beautiful water and it'll be on the tail end of
Speaker 1: hurricane season, so probably won't even be a problem. Do
Speaker 1: you happen to have a cool fond for that? Just curious?
Speaker 1: Please don't pull a Tucker on me. It's not a
Speaker 1: good look. Okay, fine, just put a sound for the Snorke.
Speaker 1: I'll thing great, thank you. Okay, how many in your group?
Speaker 1: There's four people. I'll just put you down for five.
Speaker 1: What yeah, four, and then I'll come with you. You'll
Speaker 1: pay for me, right? Excuse me? You sound fun? Christa
Speaker 1: sounds fun. I'm fun party. You know I'm fun. But
Speaker 1: you're being a little intrusive, like you're what you need
Speaker 1: to do your favor. Well. I talked to Christy before
Speaker 1: and she said it's okay if I come on all
Speaker 1: the adventures. Well, and she says I can crash in
Speaker 1: the hotel room too. There's no way, said that I'll
Speaker 1: need the bed though, because I have a bed back
Speaker 1: after my ride with Diego. Um, you know, the fool
Speaker 1: has taking a very strange turn. I don't feel comfortable
Speaker 1: really anymore. Would it help if I told you this
Speaker 1: was a prank phone call? Would it make you feel better? Then?
Speaker 1: I know it would for Diego? What what this is?
Speaker 1: Actually brought from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Okay.
Speaker 1: I was just like, you're insane, dude. I'm thinking you
Speaker 1: have the most boring Mexico trip planned ever. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll go book that trip with Diego or whatever.
Speaker 1: He said. Bring some advil. Your back will need it.
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