Speaker 1: We're sixty seconds from the shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I'm about
Speaker 1: to read the type of headline you can't ignore. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: a new study in Japan found humans might be able
Speaker 1: to breathe through their butts that work, that's what they think.
Speaker 1: You're just going to travel up through your intestines into
Speaker 1: your stomach and then eventually do your lungs. Apparently, certain
Speaker 1: types of fish can absorb oxygen through their intestines to
Speaker 1: stay alive in emergencies, So scientists wanted to see if
Speaker 1: mammals could do the same thing, and the answer that
Speaker 1: they found is yes, blood vessels up in our booties
Speaker 1: seem to be able to absorb oxygen the same way
Speaker 1: that you don't need to be afraid of not being
Speaker 1: able to swim butts up. Yeah. Apparently they gave rats
Speaker 1: oxygen rich enemas and that confirmed it. So now they're
Speaker 1: looking for potential human subjects starting with the lowest level
Speaker 1: of people on the planet. Radio talk show Why does
Speaker 1: it sound like the rats went to some like upscale Hollywood,
Speaker 1: you know, the spot like a little bougie treat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like what a Coultro had the appointment after that for
Speaker 1: the oxygen infused enema or whatever it was. This whole
Speaker 1: thing could lead to new emergency treatments, like if you're
Speaker 1: in a restaurant and somebody starts choking, now you can
Speaker 1: yell quick, yeah, stick a two in his butt and
Speaker 1: that's better mouth to butt, which was what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I would do that for you guys. You would yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: If I died and that was the last thing people saw.
Speaker 1: That is not the last pressure I want to make
Speaker 1: the world and you, I will not let you die today.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pass. Yeah, let me go. I'll just let
Speaker 1: a choke anyway. And now that we know how to
Speaker 1: save each other in an emergency, let's get into the
Speaker 1: shot caller question of to day. We have bucket full
Speaker 1: of names. You're gonna draw one out. So you gets
Speaker 1: asked a trivia question. If you answer wrong, you're gonna
Speaker 1: get shocked while singing a song. So text into seven
Speaker 1: eighty five nine two, tell us which song you would
Speaker 1: like to hear? Brooks Strong a name out because she
Speaker 1: had the shot caller last. Who'd you get? Brooke? Hi
Speaker 1: got Jeff mudfingered a ball. He's trying to save lives.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm putting on the shot caller while that happens.
Speaker 1: Digital Jake, please read us a shot caller question of
Speaker 1: the day. In the year two thousand, one entertainment company
Speaker 1: wanted to stand out from their competitors, so they took
Speaker 1: a unique approach and created a limited edition game that
Speaker 1: is very popular among millennials. But the twist was that
Speaker 1: this one would be scratch and sniff, so if you
Speaker 1: scratched on a certain part of the game, you would
Speaker 1: be graced within a roma that matched the theme. In
Speaker 1: the end, it did not become a big hit, and
Speaker 1: since then no one has come out with anything similar.
Speaker 1: Please tell me which game released a special scratch and
Speaker 1: sniff feature in the year two thousand but it wasn't successful.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll tell you my first thought. The only
Speaker 1: game that I can think of that would have a
Speaker 1: scent associated with it is Candyland. Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: It all just smell like sugar though. Yeah. I could
Speaker 1: see why that would fail though, because all the kids
Speaker 1: would be sniffing and licking their game boards and the
Speaker 1: parents would be like, maybe we should stop this, and
Speaker 1: why they want a choking hazard yeah. Yeah, maybe they're like, whoa,
Speaker 1: And this is when millennials were kids, right, is that
Speaker 1: when we're saying this. I mean the most popular game
Speaker 1: is Monopoly, and they've come out with a million different
Speaker 1: versions of that. There could be a scratch and sniff
Speaker 1: Monopoly where you actually smell the boardwalk and you smell money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you smell the inside of jail, the railroads, smell of gas.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Okay. Here is another thought instead of just
Speaker 1: games that you can smell, like, how would it help
Speaker 1: the play, Yeah, incorporate What if it was part of clue,
Speaker 1: Like if you could smell something that like if there
Speaker 1: was a candle burning, you could smell it in the room,
Speaker 1: and that's how you had to figure out to figure
Speaker 1: out what the smell was. Right, weapon was just figure
Speaker 1: out the murder weapon baby gunpowder. Let's get the question
Speaker 1: one more time. I told you one company came out
Speaker 1: with a scratch and sniff variety of a game in
Speaker 1: the year two thousand and asked you to try and
Speaker 1: figure out which one. As a lifeline, I'll give you
Speaker 1: a golden sniff. Tell me what smell you think the
Speaker 1: game might have produced, and I'll tell you if you're
Speaker 1: right or not. But if it was Twister and it
Speaker 1: was just body odor, you don't need that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, the only thing that I could think of
Speaker 1: is candy. Candy, candy is not the golden snuff. That's
Speaker 1: good to know, it's good to know. Here's a weird
Speaker 1: one for smelling operation. I was thinking that just just clinical, like, yeah, antiseptic.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna smell smelling your internal organs? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a board game, right, Well, we're just assuming that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what else it could be, Like sidewalk chalk.
Speaker 1: It doesn't count as a game. Though no one would
Speaker 1: say sidewalk chalk is a game. I mean you would say,
Speaker 1: like pictionary is a game. Maybe the cards only smelled
Speaker 1: and you had to figure out what the smell was
Speaker 1: in order to draw the picture. That'd be so impossible.
Speaker 1: So what are we thinking? I don't have any good ideas.
Speaker 1: I like to clue, but okay, okay, I have an idea.
Speaker 1: Just answer. You're obviously not going to get it right.
Speaker 1: What if it was sorry and it smell disappointment? Yeah, tears?
Speaker 1: Well I don't think it's necessarily right, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with it because it's the best that we have
Speaker 1: that attitude. Scratch and Sniff the scratch and Sniff edition
Speaker 1: of Monopoly. At the turn of the millennium, one entertainment
Speaker 1: company decided that in order to stand out from the competitors,
Speaker 1: they needed to get creative. That's why they came out
Speaker 1: with the very first scratch and sniff version of their game.
Speaker 1: Sadly it didn't catch on, but every once in a
Speaker 1: while you can now find them on eBay for a
Speaker 1: lot of money. So what is it? Well, when you
Speaker 1: scratch the top of your Grand Turismo two disc, you'd
Speaker 1: get a hint of rubber and the FIFA two thousand
Speaker 1: and one Dismo like fresh cut grass, all thanks to
Speaker 1: PlayStation video game break. How would you even smell it?
Speaker 1: If it's inside of the system, it's before you put
Speaker 1: it in, like you take it out of the you
Speaker 1: an experience before you're like I'm at the raceway. I
Speaker 1: would go crass. Yeah, okay, I get why it failed
Speaker 1: now yeah all right, Well didn't get it right. Madden
Speaker 1: smells like a really bad locker room. So somebody wanted
Speaker 1: to hear the song Hips Don't Lie by Shakira, U'm
Speaker 1: on tonight. You know my hips don't lie. I feel
Speaker 1: like that could have had more energy behind jeff I
Speaker 1: didn't believe you about your hips. Do not lie. That's
Speaker 1: your shot color question of the day. Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. I don't know if this is the
Speaker 1: key to a happy marriage or not, but it's easy
Speaker 1: enough to remember at least it's Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. Because there's a thread online that's been gaining popularity.
Speaker 1: It's called the two two two rule. Okay, it's a
Speaker 1: trick that's supposed to help keep the spark alive in
Speaker 1: any romantic relationship. Oh I love this, let's hear it.
Speaker 1: So the first two of the two two two rule
Speaker 1: means a date night every two weeks. That's what you
Speaker 1: should be shooting for, all right, if you want to
Speaker 1: keep that spark. The second two stands for a weekend
Speaker 1: getaway every two months. Every two months, which can be
Speaker 1: tough if you're a parent, especially if you can't swing that,
Speaker 1: then you're suppos to go for something that's a little
Speaker 1: more special than a regular date night every two months.
Speaker 1: Like Brooke mentioned to us the other day, she took
Speaker 1: her husband out to a furry conference and we appreciate
Speaker 1: your vulnerability and share a cute little squirrel. Didn't need
Speaker 1: any more details just for ReConference was plenty. The third
Speaker 1: two in the two two two relationship rule means a
Speaker 1: full week long vacation every two years wait without children, Yes,
Speaker 1: without your kids, so that you and your significant other
Speaker 1: can spend time just with each other sto relationship to build. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you also have a live in nanny that you
Speaker 1: can leave these kids with all the time? Like? How
Speaker 1: are people pulling this off or just leaving that? You know,
Speaker 1: your parents place that is like hundreds of miles away,
Speaker 1: easy to some relationships at my parents also, Look, you
Speaker 1: know they also have jobs, Like they can't just stay home. Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't expect so much push back planning, give me
Speaker 1: a realistic goal. Okay, this is out of like no, okay, celebrity, Okay, relax,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for trying to help her. You have a
Speaker 1: good time. I don't know if this is only for
Speaker 1: people aged thirty in above, because I know Alexis's two
Speaker 1: two to rule is two white claws, two shots of fireball,
Speaker 1: and two men carrying her out at the club to
Speaker 1: puke on the curR side, Come join the single one anyway.
Speaker 1: Laser Stories coming up next. It's the radio segment that's
Speaker 1: already preparing for Halloween by digging a giant ditch in
Speaker 1: his front yard, putting the hose in it, and letting
Speaker 1: it run, trying to make the spookiest sinkhole ever for
Speaker 1: triggers to fall in terrible. It's Laser Stories, the segment
Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just
Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we have a laser and
Speaker 1: those other chicken rubbers just don't. This first Laser Stories
Speaker 1: out of London, twenty three year old man named Henry
Speaker 1: Gray works as a bartender and has a bizarre disorder
Speaker 1: called lexical gustatory synesthesia. Can we get this man a
Speaker 1: raise for pronouncing that I don't even know if it's right,
Speaker 1: but I'm impressed it felt good. Yeah, but it's a
Speaker 1: neurological condition that results in the merging of senses that
Speaker 1: aren't normally connected. Okay, So basically, Henry says he can
Speaker 1: actually taste words when he says them, and especially when
Speaker 1: it's the names of people. So recently he was interviewed
Speaker 1: about the best and the worst tasting names I know
Speaker 1: we too. According to him, the worst female names are Merry,
Speaker 1: which apparently tastes like a pile of unwashed pink bedsheets,
Speaker 1: faintly smelling of damp mildew. That is so specific, that's
Speaker 1: mom's name. Well over there another bad ones Natalie, which
Speaker 1: apparently tastes like broken wooden splinters in his mouth, and Brittany,
Speaker 1: which tastes like the sensation of having his hair caught
Speaker 1: in something and pulled really hard. Who you know, there's
Speaker 1: some Brittany's listening right now that they're very disappointed in
Speaker 1: their mother's naming them. Now. For men, the worst ones
Speaker 1: are Brady, tastes like tastes like rope burn on his tongue. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: there's the name Dylan, which he says taste like a
Speaker 1: used toilet seat. That's too bad. We worked like a
Speaker 1: really nice How does he know what a toilet seat
Speaker 1: taste like that? How does he know what pink bed
Speaker 1: sheets that taste of milf? Apparently, Ian tastes exactly like
Speaker 1: earwax tasty, And if you're wondering, Henry says there are
Speaker 1: some good tasting names with his centrally condition Alice tastes
Speaker 1: like sliced apples, oscar citrus, and every time he says
Speaker 1: the name Abby, it tastes exactly like orange. Hubba bubbah.
Speaker 1: So if you have a bad taste in your mouth,
Speaker 1: in your this guy, you just go Abby, Abby, Abby,
Speaker 1: Abby Abby. This next laser store is out of Holy
Speaker 1: Moley Matrimony Central. Now picture this. It's the big day
Speaker 1: and your partner is walking down the center wearing all
Speaker 1: white a girl who likes me. But instead of a
Speaker 1: flower adorned aisle in a church, it's the cereal aisle
Speaker 1: at your local grocery store. Well that could be a
Speaker 1: reality thanks to the supermarket chain store Aldi, because they
Speaker 1: have a new contest where the grocery store is providing
Speaker 1: one lucky couple and up to fifty guests with an
Speaker 1: all expenses paid Aldi themed wedding as part of their
Speaker 1: Happily Ever all the contest, I mean, I love the name.
Speaker 1: How much could the expenses actually be if you're getting
Speaker 1: married in the grocery store? Pretty much provided? Right? The
Speaker 1: once at a lot of time event will take place
Speaker 1: in a store near their headquarters, and the wedding will
Speaker 1: be officiated by an Aldi employee. Okay, someone you don't
Speaker 1: even know a stranger. Cool guess are gonna sit on
Speaker 1: grocery store cocktails from Aisles seven at the reception, all right,
Speaker 1: while enjoying all these special two for one wedding favors.
Speaker 1: Two for one. Just to ensure the memories from the
Speaker 1: quirky wedding last forever, there's going to be a storefront
Speaker 1: photo shoot in front of the mechanical rockets. Do you
Speaker 1: get the store security footage two? So you have it
Speaker 1: on video? Should throw that in for you not to mention.
Speaker 1: The lucky couples also going to receive free groceries for
Speaker 1: an entire year, so any interested parties can visit our
Speaker 1: Insta stories To get the link that's broken, Jeffrey, you
Speaker 1: will have to submit a short essay sharing your love
Speaker 1: story and agree to have the bride and Grimm's name
Speaker 1: announced by a grocery checker over the pass. I think
Speaker 1: it happens like during store hours. It happens while people
Speaker 1: are shopping around here. Excuse me, I just need some curios.
Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of the complimentary world
Speaker 1: of free Jeffrey. So here's a good news bad news story. Okay,
Speaker 1: you might be able to snag some free donuts this weekend.
Speaker 1: I love donald Don't tell me the bad news. Let's
Speaker 1: just end it there onto the next laser story. Bad news,
Speaker 1: they're mustard donuts. I'm still here due a sweethet mustard.
Speaker 1: What are we talking? Well, French is Mustard is doing
Speaker 1: a giveaway for National Mustard Day tomorrow and you can
Speaker 1: get two mustard flavored donuts sent to you by mail.
Speaker 1: Oh no, don still sounding good? And all you have
Speaker 1: to do is log onto dough donuts dot com at
Speaker 1: exactly nine am Eastern. And they're also handing them out
Speaker 1: at six locations throughout New York City. I mean, how
Speaker 1: are they not doing mustard filled donuts? Don't each one's
Speaker 1: a classic glazed donut, drizzled in a quote savory yellow
Speaker 1: mustard coating and topped with mustard cake crumbles. Well, we
Speaker 1: got to catch up popsicles earlier this summer follow up.
Speaker 1: If you don't get one, they also posted recipes online
Speaker 1: if you want to make your own mustard donuts at home.
Speaker 1: But the big question is what do they taste like? Well,
Speaker 1: French has said they aren't gonna officially commented, but to
Speaker 1: a few lucky people it's going to need them. This
Speaker 1: next lays the story is out of the summer of
Speaker 1: hot like here and pretty much everywhere else. It's been
Speaker 1: super hot in Japan this summer, and it's causing a
Speaker 1: new trend to take off. People are now strapping portable
Speaker 1: fans to their cats and dogs to cool them down.
Speaker 1: I'm gon show you some pictures here. These are it's
Speaker 1: not getting caught in their fur, it's on their back.
Speaker 1: Look called cool dog vests and a company in Tokyo
Speaker 1: selling them. The owner came up with the idea when
Speaker 1: she saw how hot and exhausted or chihuahua was when
Speaker 1: she took him out on summer walks. So each little
Speaker 1: fan weighs three ounces and it's attached to a mesh
Speaker 1: vest that they have to wear, and the vessel itself
Speaker 1: probably makes them a little bit warmer, but the fan
Speaker 1: on their back is designed to circulate fresh air through
Speaker 1: their fur and across their body. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just think it's a waste. I just feel I mean,
Speaker 1: it's heavy, you're putting a coat on the dog and
Speaker 1: the summer. Just bring it to like kiddie pool or something,
Speaker 1: or like cooling vest for dogs. Noster don't it's going
Speaker 1: to make them hotter. I don't think that this works
Speaker 1: regardless of how you do it. I think we can
Speaker 1: all agree our pets do need to cool down, like
Speaker 1: this guy needs to chill. No fan needed sound means
Speaker 1: Laser Choris has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 1: Let's do it again the same time on Monday, Broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey is
Speaker 1: known for making adults cry in the kitchen. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true, but now he's making vegetarians cry in outrage
Speaker 1: over his latest video. Plus everybody and their mother was
Speaker 1: talking about the disappearing Choco Taco last week. Man, As
Speaker 1: far as we know, it's not coming back. But something
Speaker 1: very interesting is happening on TikTok right now regarding the
Speaker 1: Froe intreague. You're gonna find out what it is when
Speaker 1: we do a brand new TikTok click shot that's coming
Speaker 1: up at seven ten Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning and for the
Speaker 1: next seven minutes only, we're doing a special one time offer.
Speaker 1: Listen to our show and we'll throw in a free
Speaker 1: TikTok click shot batteries not included on that. It's TikTok
Speaker 1: clickshock because you're so shocked at how many clicks that
Speaker 1: viral video is getting. We've got some of the biggest
Speaker 1: tiktoks from the past week. Let's get to your first
Speaker 1: TikTok clickshock. We've talked about celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey before
Speaker 1: and how he's making a big splash on TikTok. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like trolling other people's cooking at home, and recently
Speaker 1: he got into a little bit of hot water because
Speaker 1: of a video he just posted that's gotten over a
Speaker 1: million likes. Oh well, so it can't be all bad
Speaker 1: if people like it. Well, he was on a farm somewhere.
Speaker 1: He was wandering around the pens filled with lambs, singing yummy,
Speaker 1: yum yum, I'm going to eat you. So I'll play
Speaker 1: you a clip of it. You just have to picture
Speaker 1: there's Gordon Ramsey standing on the fence looking down into
Speaker 1: the lamb enclosure saying this yummy yum, yum, yum, yum
Speaker 1: yum yum. Which ones go to the oven first? It
Speaker 1: feels like the oven maybe a little bit too far
Speaker 1: to get a little too far, but yeah, because you
Speaker 1: want to pan roast them first before you throw them
Speaker 1: into the oven. Here's a big My best friend at
Speaker 1: elementary school they had a pet lamb I'm not lying
Speaker 1: in their backyard. They named it lamb Chop and for
Speaker 1: no a slumber party and I said, what are we having?
Speaker 1: And they said lamb chop. Oh, at least lambs have
Speaker 1: a good life. So once he says that, he hops
Speaker 1: over the fence, which causes the lamb's tall scurry away fear,
Speaker 1: they understand what's happening. I think it's funny. Not everybody
Speaker 1: agrees it's dark. One person said, quote, all right, I
Speaker 1: think Gordon's finally lost it. Somebody do something before it's
Speaker 1: too late. Another person wrote, I'm not vegan, but this
Speaker 1: makes me really sad. If he said dinner time, it
Speaker 1: just feels better than oven time. That's so dark. Somebody said,
Speaker 1: I'm vegetarian. Should I go do that at a lettuce farm? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So Ramsey making nice salad. I'm gonna pick yet, I'm Gondres.
Speaker 1: So Ramsey has yet to comment on the big uproar.
Speaker 1: But that is a TikTok click shock your next TikTok clickshock.
Speaker 1: Do you guys remember last week how everybody was up
Speaker 1: in arms when the beloved Choco Taco news dropped that
Speaker 1: discontinuing them after forty years. Oh my god, I've seen
Speaker 1: so many tiktoks. How to make your own at home? Yeah,
Speaker 1: sure enough. Instacart release their latest search results and a
Speaker 1: massive spike last week in searches for Choco Taco up
Speaker 1: thirty thousand percent, and Chaco Taco is like, hey, you
Speaker 1: could have done that before. In a TikTok from Instacart,
Speaker 1: their trends experts said, it's an ice cream truck favorite,
Speaker 1: so it's no surprise. Choco Taco being discontinued broke the internet.
Speaker 1: Now everybody's trying to enjoy their favorite childhood treat one
Speaker 1: last time. Oh you better not get away with rocket pops.
Speaker 1: I love those things. Those are my go too. She
Speaker 1: also mentioned trend vultures buying them up in bulk and
Speaker 1: storing them in freezers to resell at a later date.
Speaker 1: See this happened with Twinkie and then it made a comeback,
Speaker 1: So I'm really hoping Choco Tocco. And have you seen
Speaker 1: anyone buy a twinkie. Ever, like, I know. I Plus,
Speaker 1: there's hundreds of new tiktoks with people showing you how
Speaker 1: to recreate your own Choco takings at home, and they
Speaker 1: look like so much work. I'm like, yeah, I'm doing that.
Speaker 1: Even ice cream trucks are seeing more people running up
Speaker 1: to them asking if they have any Choco tacos. Laugh. Yes.
Speaker 1: So this is the blowback that we get from Choco
Speaker 1: tak apocalypse. That's a TikTok click shock, your next TikTok
Speaker 1: click shock. So we know New York City is a
Speaker 1: hugely popular travel destination in the world. What about on
Speaker 1: TikTok compared to other cities. How does it fair online? Oh,
Speaker 1: like how many travel tiktoki? Yeah, well so far. In
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, the Big Apples garnered fifty nine billion
Speaker 1: TikTok hits. Wow, And it's all the same thing, like
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Bridge, the Statue of Liberty. People in New
Speaker 1: York that live in like skyscrapers and the guy like
Speaker 1: tries to open his window on the seventieth story and
Speaker 1: he's like, this is the problem with having a twenty
Speaker 1: million dollar condo in the sky. I can't open my window,
Speaker 1: because my TikTok's filled with two hundred square foote apartment
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars a month. It's the rats smoking cigarettes
Speaker 1: in the subway? How do they live here? So there's
Speaker 1: only one other place in the world that beats out
Speaker 1: New York, and he guesses Paris. I would say, like
Speaker 1: some island. I would say, with eighty two billion views, Bismarck,
Speaker 1: North Dakota, get out of here. Ali, I can't be correct.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just kidding, but sorry to Bismarck, North Dakota.
Speaker 1: It's like that type of reaction. No, it's Dubai day
Speaker 1: so ultra luxury. London, Istanbul Paris rounded out the top five,
Speaker 1: and after that it was La Miami and Chicago like
Speaker 1: the high rise cool sleep Yes, No, no rural areas, huh.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Bismarck, it's gonna have its moment. Those
Speaker 1: are your stories for the day. You're phone taps coming
Speaker 1: up next. When life gets too overwhelming, your jobs stressing
Speaker 1: you out, the kids are up your butt, and your
Speaker 1: hunky pool boy decided to quit and get a real job,
Speaker 1: that's when it's time for a girl's trip. I want
Speaker 1: a girls trip. So badly. That's what a group of
Speaker 1: four women are doing. Actually, they're gonna be going to
Speaker 1: Cabo for a week one and guess who's planning all
Speaker 1: the activities for them, Brooke? Fine, turnout horrible, boy, just
Speaker 1: gonna make it horrible on purpose, because that's what we're doing.
Speaker 1: In your phone tap right now. As on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: this is Bernie's boat House. I'm calling from Los Cabos Resort.
Speaker 1: Is this Lisa, Yes, it is hi Lisa. I just
Speaker 1: got off the phone with a friend of yours, Christa.
Speaker 1: M h. Yeah. She mentioned you'll be staying with us
Speaker 1: and said that you were in charge of the girls trip. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Because I've been to that resort before, though, I kind
Speaker 1: of of the lay of the land. Right, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be here next week, I'll say, you just chose a
Speaker 1: good time because it's gonna be party central. Hey. Oh really?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, we have some great activities here. There's zip lining,
Speaker 1: store of leading. Oh. We even have a sloth reserve
Speaker 1: and you can feed them a block of cheddar. I
Speaker 1: didn't have bloss ah. I didn't know that they do
Speaker 1: it Los Cabosum. We're really just looking to have like,
Speaker 1: you know, relaxed pool and beach time and chill out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, of course running around too much. But wouldn't
Speaker 1: you love to try a desert tour on ATVs with
Speaker 1: our honky instructor Diego. He loves North American women, trust me,
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, I don't think that that's good for us.
Speaker 1: Oh that suggestion. So you don't want to sign up
Speaker 1: for activities with me right now? I mean, they booked
Speaker 1: up pretty quickly. I'm gonna have to talk to the
Speaker 1: other girls, you know, and we'll make the decision when
Speaker 1: we get down there. Okay, well that's fine, just letting
Speaker 1: you know that I probably won't be here when you arrive,
Speaker 1: not because I have a day off, just I'll probably
Speaker 1: be fired before then. Excuse me? What? Yeah, not a
Speaker 1: lot of guests have been signing up for activities lately,
Speaker 1: and it's kind of my job to get people to
Speaker 1: sign up. So yeah, I mean I get what. I
Speaker 1: feel really bad about that for you. And for example,
Speaker 1: like just yesterday we had a Genghis Khan warrior training
Speaker 1: on the beach. Each Genghis Khan what warrior training? The
Speaker 1: only person to show up was a nine year old
Speaker 1: boy named Tucker, and he had a coupon didn't even
Speaker 1: pay full price. I don't even understand. I just came
Speaker 1: off suspension for my whiskey and rum tandem bike to
Speaker 1: her idea, which did not go as well as I don't.
Speaker 1: You had people drinking and riding a bike. I mean,
Speaker 1: no one tandem two, but at least between the two
Speaker 1: of them they could go down the road safely. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be rude to you. I just
Speaker 1: that's not really safe. I don't think that's really safe.
Speaker 1: But I don't, you know, you know what they say
Speaker 1: about hindsight, Okay, I just yeah, I rarely resort to begging,
Speaker 1: but if you could please just sign up for anything,
Speaker 1: anything at all, I would be forever grateful. What's the
Speaker 1: cheapest activity that maybe we could cancel, you know, like,
Speaker 1: can we get there? Yeah, we can take you on
Speaker 1: a catamaran out to Snorkel only thirty dollars a person.
Speaker 1: That's the cheapest one. Yeah, beautiful water and it'll be
Speaker 1: on the tail end of hurricane season, so probably won't
Speaker 1: even be a problem. Do you happen to have a
Speaker 1: cool fine for that? Just curious? Please don't pull a
Speaker 1: Tucker on me. It's not a good look. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: just put a sound for the snork. I'll say, great,
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, how many in your group? There's four people.
Speaker 1: I'll just put you down for five what yep? Four,
Speaker 1: and then I'll come with you. You'll pay for me, right?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? You sound fun? Christa sounds fun? I'm fun party. No,
Speaker 1: I'm but you're being a little intrusive, like you're asking
Speaker 1: me to do you a favor. Well, I talked to
Speaker 1: Christa before and she said it's okay if I come
Speaker 1: on all the adventures. Well, and she says I can
Speaker 1: crash in the hotel room too. There's no way that
Speaker 1: I'll need the bed though, because I have a bad
Speaker 1: back after my ride with Diego. Um, you know, the
Speaker 1: pall has taking a very strange turn. I don't feel
Speaker 1: comfortable really anymore. Would it help if I told you
Speaker 1: this was a prank phone call? Would it make you
Speaker 1: feel better? Then? I know it would for Diego? What
Speaker 1: he what? This is actually brought from the radio show
Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
Speaker 1: on it. Okay. I was just like, you're insane, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking you have the most boring Mexico trip planned ever. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll go book that trip with Diego or whatever.
Speaker 1: He said. Bring some advil your back will need it
Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps wake day mornings on
Speaker 1: the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. If you
Speaker 1: just finished a great first date and like, you know,
Speaker 1: it went well, what do you do to celebrate that?
Speaker 1: Do you immediately call your X and start gloating? Kind
Speaker 1: of a sad look. But okay, do you google engagement rings? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 1: do you guys hook up with somebody else in the
Speaker 1: bar just to prove that you don't know them anything?
Speaker 1: Just checked one on my home He's like, I'm happy, Oh,
Speaker 1: and then hook up with him. Yeah. Well, one of
Speaker 1: our listeners thought it'd be nice to send a little
Speaker 1: flirty text to her date about an hour after they
Speaker 1: hung out. Yeah, but the message that she got back
Speaker 1: in response was just three letters. That was it. But
Speaker 1: those three letters through the entire evening off and left
Speaker 1: her feeling extremely confused about what just happened. So what
Speaker 1: did he say? And I guess more importantly, why did
Speaker 1: he say it? We're going to find out when we
Speaker 1: do your second date, update next date. Sometimes with a
Speaker 1: bad first date, there's one moment that you can look
Speaker 1: back on and say that was it, That was where
Speaker 1: I missed everything up? Yeah? Yeah, And for me, each
Speaker 1: date has about fourteen of those. Is it when I
Speaker 1: did the full reenactment of the movie Garden State? Was
Speaker 1: that it's you? Or was it when my zipper got
Speaker 1: caught in a sushi conveyor belt? How I still don't
Speaker 1: some reason? Why were you too much? Well? One of
Speaker 1: our listeners says that she knows that she made a
Speaker 1: huge mistake in one moment and she's regretting it today.
Speaker 1: That's why she's asking for our help. Her name's Jessica, Jessica.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Hey guys, Jessica. Before you let
Speaker 1: us know, I just want to say sometimes it's good
Speaker 1: to only have one giant bad thing go wrong, because
Speaker 1: at least went wrong. Yeah. Did you have a sushi
Speaker 1: conveyor belt incident too? There was no sushi involved. Good
Speaker 1: tragedy avoided. What happened with this guy? What's his name? Oh?
Speaker 1: I went out with Vince? Kay? Okay? And how do
Speaker 1: you know Vince? How did you guys meet it? Was online,
Speaker 1: so it was kind of, you know, like a first
Speaker 1: sort of blind day online and it was good. It
Speaker 1: was it was it was nice. We had a really
Speaker 1: good vibe and all right, well we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: we'll come back. Oh we should hear more about it. Huh.
Speaker 1: I mean were you were you shocked that it was
Speaker 1: going that well? I totally was. I I you know,
Speaker 1: I had kind of low expectations, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: He was just it was humble and cool and fun
Speaker 1: and we're having a good time. The problem is, so
Speaker 1: because I have these low expectations, I kind of sort
Speaker 1: of accidentally double booked myself that night. Oh like with
Speaker 1: another day or with a party or shipthing. No, it
Speaker 1: was another date. Oh girl, So I like options, Okay,
Speaker 1: why two in the same night. I just figured we'd
Speaker 1: we'd eat and you're like, okay, thanks, that was fine
Speaker 1: by and then that would be it because that's kind
Speaker 1: of been my experience. Was Vince aware that you had
Speaker 1: two dates going on that night? He was not? He
Speaker 1: was not, And you know, looking back, I mean that's
Speaker 1: the moment like I should have canceled because I lost
Speaker 1: track of time. And when I realized, I was like
Speaker 1: twenty minutes away from the second date, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh shoot, but I had to wrap things up really fast.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, we're done, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I gotta go. And I then mote
Speaker 1: him some money for the like half a bill, you know,
Speaker 1: because I didn't want it to be like thank good bye.
Speaker 1: Why did you actually leave before the bill came well,
Speaker 1: like it had just gotten there. Yeah, but like you
Speaker 1: didn't let him like walk you back to your car
Speaker 1: or anything like that. No, I had to run. Oh man,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, just as a guy having to sit there
Speaker 1: and watch your date like bolt on you yeah, before
Speaker 1: you were even finished, like totally paying the bill and
Speaker 1: then they veno you, which is feels it like business transactioning, right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I think, I mean, I think he could tell
Speaker 1: that something was going on because he was asking me,
Speaker 1: are you okay? Like did I did I do something?
Speaker 1: Or oh you know, when I was trying to tell no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's not you, You're great, this is good. I just
Speaker 1: becoming personal came up. I gotta I gotta run. I
Speaker 1: feel like I would almost prefer a girl to sneak
Speaker 1: out on me, yeah, rather than like collect herself frantically
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, sorry, I gotta go. By, No, you
Speaker 1: just reschedule. You should have been honest and you said
Speaker 1: the luck I have something going on. I want to
Speaker 1: give you my full attention. You know, it's like a
Speaker 1: job interview. You don't want the person interviewing and being like, Okay,
Speaker 1: just tell me about yourself real quick. I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I gotta Yeah. Based on your profile picture and your interest,
Speaker 1: i'd very very low expectations. I never ever thought this
Speaker 1: was gonna go like this, but yeah, sorry, By. And
Speaker 1: the thing is, I'm guessing the second date went terribly
Speaker 1: because we're not calling the second date for a second
Speaker 1: date update, we're calling the first dude. Oh yeah, what
Speaker 1: happened with guy number two? Yeah? Guy number two was
Speaker 1: a no show? O. I bet you, I bet you.
Speaker 1: I would feel so foolish at that point, Oh I did.
Speaker 1: I waited an hour at the bar for this guy,
Speaker 1: and I just felt like a bigots full. And so
Speaker 1: after my hour of waiting, I texted Vince and I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, so I cleared that up. If you're
Speaker 1: still out, I'd love to hang out some more, kind
Speaker 1: of try to smooth it over. And he texted me
Speaker 1: back lol. Oh yeah, yeah, Oh he is at it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's all you guys have talked since. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: tried texting him one other time and he didn't respond,
Speaker 1: So I was just like, Okay, I'm gonna leave it alone.
Speaker 1: I don't want to pesture him, but I'm feeling really
Speaker 1: really bad about it, and I you know, I'm hoping
Speaker 1: it's something that I could kind of come back from.
Speaker 1: I don't know. If you tell him the truth, it
Speaker 1: makes you sound bad, like, hey, I'm only calling you
Speaker 1: back because this guy stood me up, or I think,
Speaker 1: but you can explain it as like you made a mistake.
Speaker 1: He's dating, like he gets it, like it's hard, it's
Speaker 1: hard to make decisions. It always feels like the more
Speaker 1: you date, the more options you'll have or something. I
Speaker 1: don't want to leave me for another day. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean nobody would. But do we have to tell him
Speaker 1: that part? No, that's why you don't. Okay, Well, I
Speaker 1: think we're gonna go in planning to not tell him. Yes,
Speaker 1: but you know what, if it slips out, then it
Speaker 1: slips out. You do this every once in a while,
Speaker 1: somebody wants what they can't have. Yeah, and if he
Speaker 1: thinks that she's wanted by a lot of other people,
Speaker 1: that's not necessarily We're going to play some games. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe we should say it wasn't just one
Speaker 1: extra date. Maybe it was twenty extra dance and other
Speaker 1: guys could match up to Vince, and they were all
Speaker 1: rich and famous, that's right, and Vince was better than
Speaker 1: all of them. We're gonna play a song, we'll come back,
Speaker 1: we'll call Vince and we'll try and get your second
Speaker 1: day up date. Okay, Jessica, all right, all right, hold
Speaker 1: on second. You know the saying is nice guys finished last, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's not always true. Sometimes they don't even get
Speaker 1: to finish dinner before the date ducks out on you
Speaker 1: for a hotter guy out. Sorry for the low blow there, Jessica,
Speaker 1: but that is what she did to a great dude
Speaker 1: that she was with named Vince. She had to leave
Speaker 1: early to go meet up with another guy. And what
Speaker 1: happened other guy no showed. Yeah, anything is Jeffrey. If
Speaker 1: you liked Vince Moore, you would have booked his date second. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, you wouldn't have put
Speaker 1: him first. She went in with those low expectations. So, Jessica,
Speaker 1: I want you to know we are going to try
Speaker 1: our very best here. But even though we're enjoying ourselves,
Speaker 1: we have another phone call book with a possibly better
Speaker 1: hotter listener in ten minutes, so we're gonna try and
Speaker 1: make this quick. Okay, all right, well really really please
Speaker 1: if we can not tell him about the other date, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so why did you leave? Then, I mean we're going
Speaker 1: to have to tell him something my emergency right like
Speaker 1: it made at the family emergency and we just met.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have to know those he fails. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: well what's the detail? Grandpa's sick? Like she said she
Speaker 1: didn't have to know the details. He doesn't need to do.
Speaker 1: What if he asks like, oh my god, family emergency
Speaker 1: is everyone? Okay? What are we saying? Business? Okay, talk
Speaker 1: about my family? Yeah? Alright, alright, we're gonna aggressive, vague aggressive, Jessica.
Speaker 1: All right, we're ready. We're gonna dial Vince's phone number,
Speaker 1: try and get your second date update. Here we go, Hello,
Speaker 1: Hey is this Vince? This is him? Who's this Evans?
Speaker 1: My name is Jeff from a morning radio show called
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. What's up. Okay, there
Speaker 1: was awkward silence. I freaked out. Okay, we're all here,
Speaker 1: what's going on. Great, it's a segment, yea, it is
Speaker 1: an awkward segment that we do. It's called a second
Speaker 1: date Update. We're calling on behalf of one of our
Speaker 1: listeners who went out on a date with you. Her
Speaker 1: name's Jessica. Oh yeah, Jessica. Okay, she really liked you, really. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know, it doesn't seem like she liked you because
Speaker 1: she left the date in such a hurry. But that's
Speaker 1: just one of the things that she does when she
Speaker 1: really likes a guy us, she gets nervous and panics
Speaker 1: and leaves. It's a problem. Oh so, so she told
Speaker 1: you guys what happened. Yeah. Yeah, she gave us a
Speaker 1: little recap of it, and she and she actually felt
Speaker 1: bad about it. Yeah, I mean, she she told she
Speaker 1: didn't want to have to leave, but she didn't really
Speaker 1: have a choice family emergency. Um okay, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just kind of doubt that's really the case. I mean,
Speaker 1: she texted you later, she said, just to let you
Speaker 1: know that she was like still interested. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she did she did, texting me later she wanted to
Speaker 1: like meet back up right and we heard you texted
Speaker 1: back kind of snarky, just lol. Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: said that because she really seemed like she had better
Speaker 1: things to do and she had somewhere else more important
Speaker 1: to be. Like, we were having a great time, we
Speaker 1: were eating, and she pretty much ended it in the
Speaker 1: middle of us eating and left. But that's not really
Speaker 1: fair to her because it could have been something that
Speaker 1: was totally out of her control. Oh really, So, I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys talk to her. So what did she say
Speaker 1: was out of her control? She know, she made a
Speaker 1: commitment that she had to follow through on. Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: this sounds really general and vague, but yeah, do you
Speaker 1: have a problem with that? Yeahgan aggressive, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just mean it's it's kind of hard to believe
Speaker 1: considering the way that it sort of ended. Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I just feel like, so you say that
Speaker 1: you think she's lying. Yeah, well, I mean, this is
Speaker 1: the thing, like, and you know, I'll be completely honest
Speaker 1: with you guys, but I've had some trust issues from
Speaker 1: the past, and everything when we were talking seemed pretty good.
Speaker 1: The way that everything sounded and she seemed pretty straightforward,
Speaker 1: but my trust issues kind of came into play, and
Speaker 1: I just wanted to sort of see like where her
Speaker 1: head was at. So I actually had one of my
Speaker 1: closest friends, who is you know, he's basically a model
Speaker 1: when he is a model and looks, you know, really
Speaker 1: good looking dude, and so he actually matched with her,
Speaker 1: and I had asked him, like, you know, why don't
Speaker 1: you schedule sort of like a date for the same day.
Speaker 1: I know this is crazy, and you know, it's like
Speaker 1: putting it all out there, but this is kind of
Speaker 1: why I feel. So this really just point a second.
Speaker 1: You already knew about the other date that she had scheduled. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he reached out and she already had a date
Speaker 1: scheduled with me. Kid, dude, you set a trap for her. Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, to be honest, she would be
Speaker 1: that thirsty to hop on it. Come on, if you
Speaker 1: had a model that mashed with you and wanted to
Speaker 1: go out the same night, you're not telling me that
Speaker 1: you wouldn't book her. Still, I actually would have just
Speaker 1: canceled the other date and gone out with the models.
Speaker 1: Are you two dates? You wouldn't want to, like yeah,
Speaker 1: because then it kind of just felt like a pity date.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, I don't like this, that's low, man.
Speaker 1: I just think that you're missing an opportunity, like if
Speaker 1: you could give her some grace here, like you may
Speaker 1: actually find somebody who you really connect with. And like,
Speaker 1: the reason why I put the chest out there was
Speaker 1: because she put on her profile. She's tired of the game,
Speaker 1: she's looking for something really meaningful, and I felt like
Speaker 1: we were aligning really well. I did, and that was
Speaker 1: why I was like before I even how serious are you?
Speaker 1: Or are you just another girl who puts it on
Speaker 1: her profile but really just wants to you know, I
Speaker 1: feel like maybe there is some truth to what she's
Speaker 1: saying there, because she clearly wants to connect with you
Speaker 1: because she's actually on the other line listening this entire time.
Speaker 1: That doesn't help trust is shoes. She wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you right now. Man, Wait, she's listening to this
Speaker 1: whole thing. Yeah, don't you trust her now? She's right there? Jessica, Hi, awkward? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how's it going, Jessica? Not great? I feel really bad
Speaker 1: that I couldn't figure out like what I needed to
Speaker 1: do in that moment and make a better choice. But
Speaker 1: I feel really bad for you and those trust is
Speaker 1: shoes and the mind games and that's wow, that's a lot.
Speaker 1: There's so much on both sides. Like I think you
Speaker 1: both just hang up before we even get into this
Speaker 1: too much. I'm not embarrassed at all what I did.
Speaker 1: If anything, I feel like it gave me clarity on
Speaker 1: sort of what you're where you stand, on what you're
Speaker 1: looking for. And I mean, I get it, I get
Speaker 1: why you're you're feeling bad, but like, at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, like you could have easily just not
Speaker 1: gone on that date, or you could have canceled it,
Speaker 1: whatever you chose to do. That that's totally fine. You
Speaker 1: were set up. I know that's a little embarrassing, but
Speaker 1: I just like you don't have to wait. I don't
Speaker 1: think that you can gauge in one date like what
Speaker 1: someone's all about and if they're really serious, like I
Speaker 1: owed you nothing. I feel bad that I couldn't make
Speaker 1: the choice because I don't know. I wish i'd been
Speaker 1: more decisive, But I can be decisive right now and
Speaker 1: tell you that absolutely we don't need to bother with it,
Speaker 1: because that's my games I'm not interested. You're already cutting
Speaker 1: it off now. I can totally appreciate that, And to
Speaker 1: be honest, if it wasn't for the fact that you
Speaker 1: texted me back after you were stood up, asking to
Speaker 1: hang out again like that same night, I totally would
Speaker 1: have met up for a second date, because you know,
Speaker 1: I just feel a little about it. But the fact
Speaker 1: that you text me back right away just kind of showed,
Speaker 1: like how it felt into it says that I was
Speaker 1: into you. I mean, I didn't want to be the
Speaker 1: one not showing up. I didn't want to be the
Speaker 1: no show because that sucks that I know what that
Speaker 1: feels like. So for whoever the other guy was, I
Speaker 1: didn't want to be that person. And when he didn't
Speaker 1: show up, I was relieved and I was like, cool,
Speaker 1: maybe Vince is still down. Maybe I can fix this.
Speaker 1: You guys are both making it. That's a valid point
Speaker 1: on Jessica's part. I can see where she's coming from,
Speaker 1: and she's probably obviously like like she said, not interested,
Speaker 1: which is totally fine. I honestly don't have any hard
Speaker 1: feelings toward her. If I saw Jessica in the street
Speaker 1: and we said hello and talked, great you just sound
Speaker 1: a little aggressive, like I should just go out and
Speaker 1: like let your guards down a little bit. Jessica, Are
Speaker 1: you're not going to apologize to Vince for ditching out
Speaker 1: in the middle of the date, Well, the end of
Speaker 1: the date, paid for half the dinner, like it was
Speaker 1: the end of it. It's not like she's left in
Speaker 1: the middle, like he should apologize for hers. Did apologize.
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm sorry if I set you up
Speaker 1: for the trap, but you were the one that scheduled
Speaker 1: another date right after me. Oh, it's not a real
Speaker 1: enough none at all. He said, I'm proud of what
Speaker 1: I did. Was this male model friend up to anyway?
Speaker 1: I haven't heard of Jessica apologize once. I don't feel
Speaker 1: like I need to apologize. I did not lie to him.
Speaker 1: I told him I needed to go. I didn't owe
Speaker 1: him anything. Yeah, and it's not your it's not your fault,
Speaker 1: Jessica that his friend was hotter. Yeah, and it wasn't
Speaker 1: hotter you guys, kitty. It sounds like we're not going
Speaker 1: to be able to get another date out of this
Speaker 1: for anybody, But did we at least learn an important
Speaker 1: life lesson from it all? Yeah? Online dating is a
Speaker 1: waste of time. Oh close, This show is a waste
Speaker 1: of time. But you know, thanks for playing Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. You know, sometimes in these second
Speaker 1: date updates, you can feel the ships starting to sink
Speaker 1: and we can try and bail it out and try
Speaker 1: and save it, or sometimes there doesn't really matter. It's
Speaker 1: going full Titanic. This is gonna sink no matter what,
Speaker 1: and we just have to Yeah, chalk it up to
Speaker 1: a bad day. That was definitely this second date update.
Speaker 1: There is no chance. But I'm pretty sure she's going
Speaker 1: to hit up his hot roommate again. Oh because you know,
Speaker 1: the buddy did him a favor for a second. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he didn't want a date or so, I
Speaker 1: mean she's going to do that just to spite him.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe, but it'll still be good for her. She
Speaker 1: may even play the long game, like just marry her friend,
Speaker 1: marry his friend, go all the way up there just
Speaker 1: to rub it in his face up on the altar.
Speaker 1: That's kind of weird how specific you're thinking the ship
Speaker 1: sinking again. Get off the ship, jeff I'm jumping overboard anyway.
Speaker 1: If you ever want to get a second date update
Speaker 1: you can always email the show. We'll call the person
Speaker 1: who wasn't calling you back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I know I've been doing my parody song solo for
Speaker 1: almost a decade now, but little known fact, I actually
Speaker 1: used to be in a group called the Little Mustache Boys.
Speaker 1: Pictures seven prepubescent boys all with paste on mustaches and
Speaker 1: tiny white leather pants dancing on stage in perfect harmony.
Speaker 1: That actually sounds adorable. Yeah, the more. And they didn't
Speaker 1: have the paste on mustaches. They just had ones that
Speaker 1: they couldn't fully grow. Ye, okay, And we had a
Speaker 1: few big hits. We had feeling fans stashtick. Oh you're
Speaker 1: just gonna stick with the mustache. That was our thing.
Speaker 1: We did a better shave than sorry, and wax Steve's
Speaker 1: back all right. Oh yeah, we did parodies back then too.
Speaker 1: I'm concerned that he's asking young boys to waxes here
Speaker 1: one of the boys. Don't worry, okay, but he wasn't
Speaker 1: the man. Yeah, we have, of course because of creative differences.
Speaker 1: One of us got an armpit hair aged right out
Speaker 1: of the big Now, will there be a Little Mustache
Speaker 1: Boys reunion tour? Once we all lose our hair again. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't stay tuned till then. I'm gonna keep going
Speaker 1: solo and do my brand new song of the week
Speaker 1: coming up at age ten. Oh is that a song
Speaker 1: in my throat or I'm not just happy to see you?
Speaker 1: It's definitely the song thing. I gotta get it out
Speaker 1: time for my song of the week. And when you
Speaker 1: think about the most undesirable, least appealing jobs in the
Speaker 1: entire world, there's one profession dirtier than a portable toilet cleaner,
Speaker 1: more grueling than a highway road kill collector, even more
Speaker 1: soul shattering than being Alexis's fake eyelash technician. That woman
Speaker 1: gets yelled out a lot. Well, I'm talking about being
Speaker 1: a morning radio djokier but definitely less respected. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean things, you guys, the listeners get to hear
Speaker 1: all the fun stuff of us laughing and having a
Speaker 1: good time. But if I pulled back the curtain on
Speaker 1: the show, let's just say, even the backside of that
Speaker 1: curtain is discussing. But I mean, industry is kind of
Speaker 1: on the down swing. Yeah, could you could you get
Speaker 1: in your cars and drive more than your help and
Speaker 1: didn't even realize till just now that it's National Radio
Speaker 1: Week yea Friday, without even knowing you, because literally nobody
Speaker 1: cares enough to even send out a single tweet about
Speaker 1: radio man. The bosses have still never recognized how many
Speaker 1: years I've worked here. Maybe they just lost count. No
Speaker 1: one can count that high. So I thought today for
Speaker 1: my song of the week, maybe I should sell break
Speaker 1: the dying medium that I've put my sweat, blood in
Speaker 1: tears in two for the last ten plus years. Is
Speaker 1: it the mistake of my lifetime? Probably? But what's crazy
Speaker 1: is I still love it. I love radio. I do.
Speaker 1: I think it's so cool, Like there's no other where
Speaker 1: you can interact with the host like you can in radio.
Speaker 1: People are literally texting us right now. OK. Whatever it
Speaker 1: is cool with. I do stand in solidarity though, with
Speaker 1: my fellow brothers and sisters in this industry who are
Speaker 1: soon going to be let go in favor of robots
Speaker 1: taking our position, so together we're still around. Instead of
Speaker 1: doing Megan Trainer's hit song all about that bass, it's
Speaker 1: young Jeffreies, not about that face, classic radio joke, got
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Speaker 1: YouTube right now, you get it. Yeah, Yeah, we ugly.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna point when I'm ready. Here we go point.
Speaker 1: In radio, it's not about that face, about that face
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Speaker 1: from eighteen ninety two, we played the tune tunes in
Speaker 1: all your work space is saying seven songs in constant rotation.
Speaker 1: We do appearances in local parking lot. We'll let you
Speaker 1: spin our wheel to win a bottletop. Don't got much
Speaker 1: flits in grammar in radio, but we gotta big red
Speaker 1: light that goes on when it's time to talk. If
Speaker 1: you want a career that pays lower than serving pries
Speaker 1: and your voice voices all right, but your face can't
Speaker 1: be taled by Now. Do we hang out backstage with Beyonce? No,
Speaker 1: not at all time. Just spend all morning in a
Speaker 1: tiny room filled with padded walls. We're gonna send the
Speaker 1: stunt boys on a quest while they're dressed like puffins,
Speaker 1: play wacky sound effects. Just to flex, and when we
Speaker 1: have a guest, we will stress no cousin, send all
Speaker 1: your song requests to see Crest and when the mic
Speaker 1: is cracked, names up the famous people that we've met,
Speaker 1: like I saw Kanye once had office mask radio feels
Speaker 1: like you jove into the talent pool and did a
Speaker 1: belly flop. Guess our brand's baby small but our egos
Speaker 1: our Texas side. Yeah, I had four morning Red Bull
Speaker 1: so I'd sound more and your chis. Come play a
Speaker 1: trivia game with a host whose undo it all? Or
Speaker 1: we can ring your old dates up and ask why
Speaker 1: they never call in radio. It's not about that base
Speaker 1: except Jose's he's special. We're here to entertain and play
Speaker 1: some games such rebels. Some of the stuff we say
Speaker 1: may sound Craig judgmental. How about to give away at
Speaker 1: six oz eight? Yeah, we achieve the contest on the way.
Speaker 1: You can play so simple, just know the phrase that
Speaker 1: pays every day and if you'll be caller ninety eight
Speaker 1: to say your name, then we'll go. Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 1: Marie from local town. You just want a family four
Speaker 1: pack to the Wild World of Boats and Marine Expo
Speaker 1: this Tuesday afternoon. At the Airport Convention Center because ra
Speaker 1: about that face, about that face. Yeah, we are a disgrace,
Speaker 1: a disgrace. That's why my dad is so ashamed, so ashamed.
Speaker 1: Just doing shout out to every day and calling names.
Speaker 1: You can go every so excited that we bring the energy.
Speaker 1: People really think we hang out celebrities. I did meet
Speaker 1: Beyonce once. If we're gonna name drop, it lasted about
Speaker 1: ten seconds and she said hi. Pretty much we get
Speaker 1: the guy from Black Eyed Peas to come in for
Speaker 1: an interview that nobody knows the name of. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: our relationship with real celebrities. It's good, it's good, it's solid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're still here. We are. I just also want to
Speaker 1: say that it is funny when I tell people, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm doing an appearance this weekend and they're like, oh well,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I met some strip mall and down.
Speaker 1: It's an auto part. Can say hi, and they can
Speaker 1: only afford me there for an hour and text us
Speaker 1: if you're inspired to get into radio, Oh yeah, won't
Speaker 1: be a job five years. Yeah I still knew he
Speaker 1: are you telling me this isn't gonna last? Long text
Speaker 1: in seventy five nine to tell us what you thought
Speaker 1: about the song of the week. We'll closet the video
Speaker 1: up with the lyrics a little bit later on the
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffery YouTube on our TikTok page on Instagram.
Speaker 1: All of it at Brooke and Jeffrey Happy National Radio Weekend.
Speaker 1: Text into seven eighty five to nine two says, Hey,
Speaker 1: jeff even though you, Jose and Brooke will all probably
Speaker 1: be out of a job soon, I still appreciate your
Speaker 1: self deprecating humor. Keep up the good work. That's from Greg,
Speaker 1: who is the vice president of our company in charge
Speaker 1: of program Thanks. At least he's telling us now thank
Speaker 1: you if you missed it. Instead of saying that twenty
Speaker 1: fourteen hit from Megan Trainer all about that Bass, I
Speaker 1: sang my own version called not about that Face to
Speaker 1: pay homage to the good natured, questionable looking folks who
Speaker 1: work in the radio industry where they have the infamous
Speaker 1: saying you have a face radio. And because it's a
Speaker 1: national radio week I think it's important for us to
Speaker 1: hear from our listeners. So Brook, do we have some
Speaker 1: more texts? Yeah, it says, I know this is an
Speaker 1: unusual request, but I've been listening to you guys for
Speaker 1: three years. Now, any chance I could get some dead air?
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, let's try it. Let's do it
Speaker 1: on three. Give them some dead air one, two, three. Now,
Speaker 1: that's what I call entertaining. That's how it's done in
Speaker 1: the radio promotion. We're gonna play that clip all day long,
Speaker 1: dead air. If you don't like the song, if you
Speaker 1: missed it, or you want to share it with a
Speaker 1: friend who listens to our show, or who used to
Speaker 1: listen to our show but moved on to podcast, you
Speaker 1: can hit us Brooke and Jeffrey on TikTok, Facebook, Insta,
Speaker 1: or subscribe to us on YouTube. Yes, all of it's
Speaker 1: at Brook Jeffrey, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Well,
Speaker 1: Brooke streak is back at zero. Why do you guys
Speaker 1: keep letting her play? This is your fault. You keep
Speaker 1: getting pulled out of the studio during win Brooks Bucks.
Speaker 1: It's important if you stop trying to seduce promo boys,
Speaker 1: HR wouldn't have to talk to you and we wouldn't
Speaker 1: be in this mess. Listen, those boys were asking you
Speaker 1: have somebody on the phone who, hopefully you can't try
Speaker 1: and seduce her name is Becca from Mount Lake Terrace. Becca,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Hi, Oh Becca, this is a disaster.
Speaker 1: They gave me the loser hat. I think the only
Speaker 1: reason you let Alexis plays because you like to make
Speaker 1: fun of her. Not we never make fun of anybody.
Speaker 1: And she got it. She got one correction. You're not
Speaker 1: good good Becca. You're a first time player. It says
Speaker 1: you work at Nordstrom and ups whoa, Oh no, I'm
Speaker 1: a student athlete at university hit it out. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really funny. What sport? Oh cool, terrible at that sport.
Speaker 1: So good for you. Same. Yeah. We're gonna send Brook
Speaker 1: out of the studio so she could take a breather
Speaker 1: while that happens. Becky, know the game's played. You got
Speaker 1: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 1: you don't know when, you could say pass. But you
Speaker 1: have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready? Yes, sir?
Speaker 1: All right? Good luck? Time starts now. Today is International
Speaker 1: Beer Day. China has the number one best selling beer
Speaker 1: in the world. Is it called rain, sun or snow?
Speaker 1: All right? Vivian Ward is the main character and what
Speaker 1: famous Julia Roberts film, What is the oldest continually held
Speaker 1: sporting event in the US. How many stars are in
Speaker 1: our solar system? What herb is used to create a
Speaker 1: pesto sauce basil? All right, good work there, Becca. Brook's
Speaker 1: gonna come back in the studio. And do you have
Speaker 1: any fun summer plans that you already did or anything
Speaker 1: still coming up? Um? I think I might be going
Speaker 1: to the Richman night market later in August. What's a
Speaker 1: night market. It's just like a farmer's market, but at night,
Speaker 1: with a little bit more. Ope, I don't want a
Speaker 1: farmer's market. It's very charming. It's a charming situation. Y. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Becca might know more about it. What is that? Becca?
Speaker 1: It's up in Vancouver and I've just heard a lot
Speaker 1: of really great like suits places around there. Food never mind,
Speaker 1: I don't care if it's Hans I love that stuff.
Speaker 1: It's interesting. Why do you guys think it's haunted? That
Speaker 1: night has like twinkly lights everywhere? Good night? This is
Speaker 1: how things get out of control here? Alright, Brook, you're ready? Sure?
Speaker 1: Love that attitude. Here we go starts now. Today is
Speaker 1: International Beer Day. China has the number one best selling
Speaker 1: beer in the world. Is it called rain, sun or
Speaker 1: snow sun. Vivian Ward is the main character in what
Speaker 1: famous Julia Roberts film Pretty Woman. What is the oldest
Speaker 1: continually held sporting event in the US US Open? How
Speaker 1: many stars are in our solar system? Oh? God? Million?
Speaker 1: What herb is used to create a pesto sauce basil
Speaker 1: one system? I'm sorry, I'm like, who's counted? Do we know? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Like showing to me, but let's go to the scoreboard.
Speaker 1: It's like, call me handsome if you're not gonna give
Speaker 1: me some that the donk and donk I've used that
Speaker 1: in a reel on Instagram. Apart, backup, you got one
Speaker 1: correct today? Oh yeah, all right, back, I feel like
Speaker 1: Alexis rubbed off on me? Ruck alexis rub off on you?
Speaker 1: Well apparently not, you got too? Yeah, sorry about that,
Speaker 1: beckap Let's go over the answers here real quick. Today's
Speaker 1: International Beer Day. China has the number one best selling
Speaker 1: beer in the world. It's called Snow. Over one hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars worth are sold each month. When I was
Speaker 1: a server in the airport, we sold so many Vivian Wards,
Speaker 1: the main character in the Julia Roberts movie Pretty Woman,
Speaker 1: the oldest continually held sporting event in the US since
Speaker 1: eighteen seventy five, the Kentucky Derby. That makes sense. Second
Speaker 1: is the Westminster Kennel Club dog Show that counts as
Speaker 1: a sporting event. Yeah. In our entire solar system, there's
Speaker 1: just one star. Yes, that's the sun and the herb
Speaker 1: used to create pesto sauce is basil. Both of you
Speaker 1: got that now, Becca can get it a haunted farmers
Speaker 1: market pick up some of that, and you also want
Speaker 1: a fifty dollars Burger King gift card. Becca, awesome, Thank
Speaker 1: you is young Jeffrey and I fully endorse the Burger
Speaker 1: King Impossible whopper made from plant based Wait wait a second,
Speaker 1: yes you are you not reading this? Yes, I visited
Speaker 1: Burger Come on, Jeffrey, kill the cows, get your burger
Speaker 1: and the earth while you're at it. Becca, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for playing. Thank you so much. Back to
Speaker 1: do win Brooks back same time on Monday, Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning