Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, And it's kind of
Speaker 1: weird to think about the future sometimes, Like in two
Speaker 1: hundred years from now, some college student is probably going
Speaker 1: to be doing a project on ancient radio history and
Speaker 1: they're gonna find our podcast and listen to this very segment.
Speaker 1: You think you think it's gonna be saved for two
Speaker 1: hundred years. I think so. Yeah, it's that future listener.
Speaker 1: What's up? We're a good Sorry for the screw the
Speaker 1: whole world though, but you got this. Oh yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: for all the modern listeners out there, let's just get
Speaker 1: into care it don't care where I read a snazzy
Speaker 1: headline and see if my co host want to hear
Speaker 1: about it or not. Like this first one, turns out,
Speaker 1: there's not always treasure hidden upstairs in the attic. Care
Speaker 1: don't care. I care what's in the attic. I care.
Speaker 1: There's There's a sixty one year old grandfather named Alan Granger.
Speaker 1: He was hunting around up in his attic, looking through
Speaker 1: boxes of old papers and records, and that's when he
Speaker 1: came across something that stopped him dead in his tracks.
Speaker 1: It was his old birth certificate. Okay, he's only sixty one.
Speaker 1: It's not like he's one hundred and twelve. He can
Speaker 1: battle well. He couldn't believe what he saw because see,
Speaker 1: Alan had been spelling his name with two ells for decades,
Speaker 1: but he could see clearly on his birth certificate A
Speaker 1: L A N one L Newsworthy. So he brought it
Speaker 1: down and he showed his family, who couldn't stop laughing,
Speaker 1: that Alan had spelled his own name wrong for sixty
Speaker 1: plus years. Oh man, that's wild. What if I found
Speaker 1: out Brook didn't have an E on it the end
Speaker 1: of it? After all, he really would like I'd have
Speaker 1: a crisis. His wedding certificate and his driver's license both
Speaker 1: have two ells, and he even has two tattoos with
Speaker 1: his name spelled on either armaid. I think it might
Speaker 1: be a situation like that means his tattoos are invalid.
Speaker 1: But his parents have passed away, and he didn't understand
Speaker 1: why his mother would have let him go through all
Speaker 1: of school spelling his name wrong without ever correcting. My
Speaker 1: guess is she has a lot of kids and she's
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know, I don't remember what I
Speaker 1: put on that thing. In the end, he blames the
Speaker 1: mistake on the official paperwork person who filled out the
Speaker 1: birth certificate, and he said he's still gonna stick with
Speaker 1: two elves. Oh that's right, your guns man. Well see
Speaker 1: if you guys care about this one. A popular restaurant
Speaker 1: tried to make one small change and now almost no
Speaker 1: one is happy. I don't care. Well, you might know
Speaker 1: the popular American restaurant chain Cracker Barrel. Yeah, they're famous
Speaker 1: for their Southern style fried foods, many of which are
Speaker 1: served dripping in gravy or butter or cheese. I can't
Speaker 1: stand it. And recently, the powers that be at the
Speaker 1: Barrel shocked their entire customer base after posting something horrifying
Speaker 1: on their Facebook. Is it a vegetable? They said, Next
Speaker 1: time you visit and build your own breakfast buffet, why
Speaker 1: not try our impossible sausage. It's out of this world flavor. Oh,
Speaker 1: Jeff is going to be triggered. Within hours, the company's
Speaker 1: post had generated over ten thousand angry comments. Why just
Speaker 1: don't try it if you don't want it? Just one
Speaker 1: person wrote, you just lost an entire customer base. Congrats
Speaker 1: on going woke and being broke. Someone else said, if
Speaker 1: I wanted a salad, I'd order a stupid salad. The
Speaker 1: rest of us don't want to eat your lies a salad.
Speaker 1: I'm worried that America thinks impossible it is a salad.
Speaker 1: One man named Mark wrote in all caps, you can
Speaker 1: take my pork sausage from me when you pry it
Speaker 1: from my cold dead hands. Don't tread on my pork.
Speaker 1: That one. That one, I think maybe went a little
Speaker 1: bit too far, taking your part. How easily triggered people are.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I stand with those, but so still.
Speaker 1: Then the commons started getting personal, with fans verbally attacking
Speaker 1: each other, the pro plant sausage people versus the pro
Speaker 1: animal sausage people. Do we have to be divided on
Speaker 1: every single subject in this world. In the end, Cracker
Speaker 1: Barrel said, we just wanted to give people options on
Speaker 1: the menu. We didn't think it would come to this. Literally,
Speaker 1: just job, Cracker Barrel, you started a civil war the
Speaker 1: Cracker Barrel walker. Oh man, let's go to your next headline,
Speaker 1: Brooks glasses are gonna steam up when we give her
Speaker 1: an update on the pole cat. According to a new poll,
Speaker 1: we spent about four hundred hours a year in the kitchen,
Speaker 1: or about sixty seven minutes every day, So okay, that's
Speaker 1: a lot and four and ten people said they use
Speaker 1: recipes that have been passed down by family members, and
Speaker 1: when asked what their favorite meals were growing up, a
Speaker 1: lot of them named specific recipes from relatives, like Aunt
Speaker 1: Olivia's lemon chicken, absolutely, my dad's chicken soup. My family's
Speaker 1: from Oklahoma. So ours is toast all the golden rod.
Speaker 1: What is that? Like? Four different languages combined. Number one,
Speaker 1: it's like white bread, like a white egg sauce on it,
Speaker 1: and then you take the yolks in your squistion is
Speaker 1: straight and there's wow tradition heart attack. So maybe the
Speaker 1: most interesting part of this pole was asking people about
Speaker 1: their fondest memories from growing up, and numbers five and
Speaker 1: six were playing games with family and going out to
Speaker 1: eat with family. Number three and four were eating meals
Speaker 1: and making food with family. Yeah. Number two was the
Speaker 1: one that raised a few eyebrows, though, it was watching
Speaker 1: TV with your family. I have good memories watching TV,
Speaker 1: cracking up to like funnies, phone videosfferent movies. My friends
Speaker 1: all said that my family was weird because we would
Speaker 1: mute the commercials and then just kind of sit there
Speaker 1: and wait in silence and not talk to You would talk,
Speaker 1: but they said that it was uncomfortable. The number one
Speaker 1: fondest memory people have of growing up was listening to
Speaker 1: stories from parents and grandparents. It is true, and now
Speaker 1: my parents should say the same stories every time. Shut up. Finally,
Speaker 1: Jeff's joke of the day care don't care. What did
Speaker 1: one nuts say while it was chasing the other nut?
Speaker 1: I'm a cashew. That was care or don't care? Phone
Speaker 1: taps coming up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning